The story this guy gave to the police to try to save his azz might be one of the worst lies ever told….

Man Leaves Toddler In The Car For Hours To Shop On Black Friday

The Black Friday thirst reached new heights this year…

via MSN

There’s nothing wrong with using Black Friday to do a little shopping for yourself. Well, unless you’re so focused on that new 51-inch television that you leave the 2-year-old you’re babysitting in a parked car at 1:30 a.m. and somehow make it home without the boy or the car (But WITH the TV, obviously).

Anthony Perry of Springfield, Mass., was arrested for that very thing, after Kmart security discovered his girlfriend’s toddler son asleep in a car in the parking lot.

Police say he told officers that the boy had gotten lost while they were shopping, but couldn’t explain why he never reported him missing, nor how the kid got back into the car.

This fool even went all the way back home without the child that he came with?? SMH.