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Again??? That will be one crazy assed child!!!

i hate when these tramps wont just say if they preggo or not, i do not think she will look good pregnant.

uh-oh…

I hope she won’t pass down the spandex tradition, should this be true…

Awwwww….i thought her tummy looked a lil plump but I ain know for sho. LMAO @ the mental pic of Nick bein a daddy

Morning Peeps. I think Mariah went a lil crazy with the fur on the sleeves and such…

Chello Vee

Howdy do Oh Lawdy!

@Vee

Does it conjure up thoughts of a poodle?

Congrats to them, but please let it be a boy! We don’t need another Mimi! lol

good for them..

She’s looking plump in this pic right here..Congrats to them!

i hate mariahs tipy toe walkn ass…

Hey Re, Ermy Erm, Oh Lawdy and errrrrbody else.
To answer your ? Re, it does look like a poodle; with all that fur down the mid of the jacket and at the sleeves. Now that I think about it, that jacket looks like it was inherited from Liberace.

ermy erm what up mama!!!!

i swear it is always the same story with these 2.

for some reason she urks the hell out of me!!!

hey vee!!!

I used to love me some Mariah back in the day-when she didn’t try so hard to be cute and could really SING!! Now she’s just sooooooooooooooooooooooo annoying.

@ Oh Lawdy..it was like 54 degrees on Saturday and now its cold as Fuggies…other than that, I actually think Mariah and Nick will have a cute baby. People keep sayin that Angelina, and all these other stars babies are cute but I think that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes daughter Suri is the most beautiful white baby I done seen.

yeah lottsa them white folk chirren look like lil lab rats

how do your lil coons look lawdy?

Mariah found her a young whippasnappa to donate sperm….

I like Mariah.

She doesn’t take herself too seriously, she seems like a honest person and I thnik she really likes Nick and they both seem to be having fun.

Why not have a baby? Congrats to her.

Congrats to them. I am so an advocate for black love. I wish them the best.

I also hope and pray that the child will help Ms. Mimi tone down her “style” a bit. Other than that I wish them the best. That baby should be a cutie cuz they are both good looking.

cute !! yeah she looks preggos on this picture… all white isnt aa good look but hey

congratulations to both mariah and nick i hope its a boy

this will be all over the blogosphere 4 a long time

What she is wearinfg looks really cheap and tatty but she looks really happy so good for her

Not sure if she’s pregnant or not but if she is, I hope she’s taking it easy because I just saw some new pics of the two skiing and that can be detrimental if she is indeed pregnant I’d think!!

At least they show more affection towards each other than we been together foreva Mr. and Mrs. Sean Carter with no baby eva on the way. Where’s the love. Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Cannon. I think what the two of you have is REAL. The baby boy or girl should be a cutie pie……..

Family is a beautiful thing!If she is preggo then CONGRATS! They look really happy & I hope they stay together!

…mariahs outfit just
pissed me off.smh…

good morning yall;)

Hey Corporatecutie! Is it 3 o’clock yet (time for me to leave work)???

Hey-ok: so why haven’t we discussed how Nick is SWIMMIN’ in his hat, and why is the dog outfitted in a goose-down jacket??? LMAO

Congrats to the singer of my all time favorite song.. “Always be my Baby”…

@basic instructions

shutuppppppppp…
its too early for ignorant comments.

Wut up everyone?

Congrats!! I won’t hate, at least she will give her husband a baby, unlike, some other well know female who shall remain nameless.

One way to know if Mariah is truly pregnant is if she ain’t drinking. When she didn’t sip the wine on Ellen I pretty much knew. I can only imagine if she had a little girl, lol good for Mariah & Nick.

hello to the following:

oh lawdy
man
purrp
brook lynn

If she is preggers, good for her. But damn Nick can you breathe in all those clothes????

hey ewrybody!!!

Nick is such a cornball, he always looks like a trained puppy being led around on a leash.

Congrats!! I won’t hate, at least she will give her husband a baby, unlike, some other well know female who shall remain nameless.
—
Beyonce? lol

hell no donnachang did not ask me what my coons look like

hey man!!!

@Brooklynn

Goodmorning! Hope you’ve had a wonderful Christmas

Wut’s up at Oh Lawdy…

Who all are at work today?

i am here!!!

man, when is mardi gras

either that or she just has got a liitle plumper

i cant lie and say that i wasnt one of teh ones who said that they wouldnt last , but i guess when you happy thats all that matters congrats to them

Well, Nick does look like a cornball but he’s probably a good hubby. Alot of time the cornballs are really good dudes so I ain’t mad at Mariah.
@Man-I’m at work, with nothing to do so I’m not complaining.
Um, and who saw my Eagles kick some ASS yesterday?!?!?!?!?!?!Yeah!!!

Skiing—-Pregnant??? Not exactly the right way to start out what else will they be doing with Lil Mimi on board, Sky diving….?

im positive that the baby will be a cartoon character given the parents lol.

Manda…aka cranberry sauce

Whadup, fam! I being the patriarch of the Sauce Family, welcomes you into the fold. Now where’s my Hoodboo, Z?

Good Morning Everyone

Hot Sayceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Sauceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

Wassup everybody

Z

Your Hot Sauce is back, baby. How was your Christmas?

I love you Hot Sauce. How was your christmas?

Hey Mandah & Hot Sauce

If it’s true, congrats.

@ BASIC INSTRUCTIONS BEFORE LEAVING EARTH

…yeah, go back to where you came from. spewing chants of the babylon. You’re a serpent.

Per SkyLark, I was thinking the same thing. If MiMi is pregnant, then she should not be skiing. Anyway, congrats to them. Babies are a blessing.

@Hot Sauce

It was nice. I am leaving the nyc today. But i had a great time visiting with my family.

@ vee, please don’t remind me *balled up crying in a corner *

@SNOOP

wut up dawg?

@ man…..lakkkkeeeerrrrs! wassup , how was christmas fam? i seen Roger Mason played scrooge on christmas

Hi Vee!

Z, my Christmas was ok, i had to work the day after, cuz two cases are going to trial in mid January, so everybody is in trial prep mode.

Well it is a good time for Mariah to have children..just do it already! I actually think Nick would make a good father, he is a big goof ball and kids like that.

whaddup mrs. brook

Hey everybody!!

@Z

look up club935

i heard its spose to be straight
as far as older folks are concerned…
nia long hosted the opening….soooo…yea…

Hey Vee! Thanx for the blessings Hot sauce lol

i did

Hey Be!

Thanks QC. I will look that up.

@Hot Sauce

Are you a lawyer?

nick cannon is a young will smith, so i think he can be a good father. on the otherhand will had jada to level the playing field and nick have goof troop herself…..idk

Snoop? Okay I’ll do my best not to rub it in. Lick your wounds Babe. I’ve been lickin’ mine most of the season
E-A-G-L-E-S!!! We better whip Minnesota next week or else I’ll be depressed. Wanna start ’09 with a win. Where’s Afiya-I need her to cosign…

Z

So, how you diggin’ livin’ in the South? Is it a big culture shock, as opposed to NY?

being that the govt cancelled xmas i think me n my fam made out pretty good brook ;o]

@SNOOP
“…..lakkkkeeeerrrrs! wassup , how was christmas fam? i seen Roger Mason played scrooge on christmas”
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Yeah dawg. I hate the Spurs and everything they stand for: (defense, team work, humility, etc.)

I truly hate the Spurs…

@ Hot Sauce

Not a shock, but definitely different. I am kinda bored and I am not too impressed with the ppl….yet. So coming home to nyc was refreshing.

@ brook, christmas was wonderful( lakers kicked boston’s ass, i got a ed hardy outfit from head to toe and i dranked from christmas eve to yesterday) lol…..how was your x-mas

@ Z

Naw. I run their records dept., so that entails alot of Indexing pleadings and discovery + organizing doc productions and such. It’s a living.

Yeah dawg. I hate the Spurs and everything they stand for: (defense, team work, humility, etc.)

I truly hate the Spurs…

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i call them the westcoast pistons…lol

@snoop bloggy blog

“…i dranked from christmas eve to yesterday) lol…”
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ah yes, the good life ;o] lol

@ Hot Sauce

oh ok. Sounds dull, but respectable.

@HOTSAUCE

I got Z pregnant dawg so if yall get together you takin care of MY baby. Just thought I’d let you know.

Hey, Md. Brookie!!

Snoop – Nick Cannon AIN’T NO WILL SMITH- ppppllleeeaasseee!! Will Smith was corny but a cool corny Nick Cannon is just cory and goofy. I do think he will be a good father but please do not compare him to Will Smmith…hell no!

Damn Man! That was some real cockblockin shyt right there.

Ya’ll can never destroy the love between Hot Sauce and I!!

@z
I am not too impressed with the ppl
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LOLS.
wut u mean by that.
how can we better ur experience

being that the govt cancelled xmas i think me n my fam made out pretty good brook ;o]

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LMAO. Who u telling, my son had a list of 15 things he wanted for Xmas, and in exchange he learned the Seseme Street word of the day: RECESSION LOL

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LMAO!! Had the same conversation with my children…

Brookie – I like the gravie with your precious son!! too cute

Snoop – Nick Cannon AIN’T NO WILL SMITH- ppppllleeeaasseee!! Will Smith was corny but a cool corny Nick Cannon is just cory and goofy. I do think he will be a good father but please do not compare him to Will Smmith…hell no!

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@ be…. Ok BE ” don’t hit me with the purse” my bad…..lol

@QC

Unless u can develop a campaign where we can encourage mofos to stop being so damn CORNY, I don’t know what to tell you!

@ qc 704 no gravie today?

Snoop – Snoop – Nick Cannon AIN’T NO WILL SMITH- ppppllleeeaasseee!! Will Smith was corny but a cool corny Nick Cannon is just cory and goofy. I do think he will be a good father but please do not compare him to Will Smmith…hell no!

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@ be…. Ok BE ” don’t hit me with the purse” my bad…..lol

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Just thought I would give you the women’s perspective…LOL!

Hot Sauce.. hello there originator of the sauce family hows it going? @ Manda aka cranberry sauce > hey you famous sauce person.

Z

It has great benefits and since we’ve just merged with a larger firm, things have been kinda hectic, due to the software change and adjusting to their business culture. Acquisitions SUCKS! But since we’re living in a recession on the crux of a possible depression, it’s great to be employed. I have a few friends on unemployment, and it ain’t pretty.

mustard Sauce
hey?? lol

@Z

Your love got mighty quiet when I found out I planted my flag in that soil already. LOL.

Just call me “Hater Supreme” LOL.

@Z – @QC

Unless u can develop a campaign where we can encourage mofos to stop being so damn CORNY, I don’t know what to tell you!

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LOL!!!! Southern men are just different than the New York men.

@Hot Sauce

I am unemployed and I am ballin! lmao.

but seriously, now that the year is over and the companies have done their year end budgets, i should be able to find a job after the new year.

@BE

wut’s up? I see you got a gravie and stuff. You lookin good but I was hoping for a close up of the tig ol bitties.

Well, she picked a nice, young specimen to be her ‘sperm donor’.

If this story is indeed true, then good for you, Mariah.

@Brooke – I am still liquored up. lol
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Girl, you ain’t get that outta your system yet!!! Eat chips honey..LOL! i was actually a little more sober than normal because i had to drive and be responsible…I still had a blast though!

@Z…

((silence…thinking really hard…))

well…the only thing i can think of is that
lupe’ line…”i warned yall cornballs i hush puppies.”other than that,i got nothin….

ANYWAYS,on a brite note:
Cornballs can grow up to make lots of CHEDDAR
prime example:NICK CANNON

I see you *coughing* Hata, I mean Man!

@brook
about the sauces, hey i got to get in where i fit in lol

@Man AKA Hater Supreme AKA Nasty Man – wut’s up? I see you got a gravie and stuff. You lookin good but I was hoping for a close up of the tig ol bitties.

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Thanks but I am not about to put my MARRIED titties on blast up here….

@QC

I got my own money. I need someone who won’t make me sneer at him.

mustard sauce the adopted sauce child

Hot Sauce.. hello there originator of the sauce family hows it going? @ Manda aka cranberry sauce > hey you famous sauce person.

Whadup, fam? You holdin’ it down for the Sauce Family?

*looking a dreamy and google eyed @ Hot Sauce*

Damn Man, you need sample some of his swagga!

@snoop

IDK where it is…
if it randomly decides to show
plz let me kno
lolz

*Warning Tone*

Be!

Man, I just don’t care

Hate to dissappoint you son, but you can’t impregnate someone, via a wetdream.

@QC704

What’s up? Why did you change the gravie?

@HOTSAUCE
“Hate to dissappoint you son, but you can’t impregnate someone, via a wetdream”
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July 6, 2009….

Co-Sign @ Vee

Z (Filled with Hot Sauce)

@QC

I got my own money. I need someone who won’t make me sneer at him
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lmao so so very true! niccas are not a necessity just and accessory!

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@ everybody

yall are actin a fool up in here today lmao!

I got my own money. I need someone who won’t make me sneer at him.

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Ms. Z you ain’t never lied about this you tell that nice Marc Jacob pocket book hi for me!

Is this a chatroom?
Where can I post a comment about Mariah and Nick?

Man you are so silly. Stop takin my boo attention from me.

Hot sauce, forget him. Talk to me.

@man

this pc is crazy
idk wut pic is there.

@Z – *Warning Tone*

Be!

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I won’t say no specifics cause I don’t know them like that but uuuummmm I can see why there would be fights!

Brookie – when ever you get more than 4 women involved arguements will ensue – they looked like they had fun though!!

What’s all this fusing and a fighting about on here. Man nor Hot Sauce has knocked up ZZZZZZZZZZ
without putting a ring on her finger so fall back chumps

Is This A Chatroom?

Nope! This is what we want it to be.

@man
Yeah… I got a car…

**pulling dick out**
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BOOOOOOOOOOO TO THAT IDEA

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@SNOOP

anything for u hon.

((man i am kickin u to the curb!!!))

@QC704
“BOOOOOOOOOOO TO THAT IDEA”
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Hold on now… I was just joking around. You know I’m from the “Southern South” LOL and we know how to court a woman….

Don’t kick me to the curb just yet.

@brook lynn

my b…
i will respect
the eyes of ur child.
lmBo ((get it, B and not A…bwahahahahahhaa!!))

Thats it Hot Sauce. I am ready to tattoo your name on my twat!

@Brookie – Ya friend look like she had a really good time.
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That was my cousin, yeah she had fun but we are goofy together and we have fun in the damn house!!

If you are a party planner I think you are supposed to make sure everyone is having fun. I don’t know about being at their beck and call but I would expect that my party planner would be there to make sure the party is flowing nicely. but I don’t think you danced all night so it left you time to do your job..just my two cents

@Z
“Thats it Hot Sauce. I am ready to tattoo your name on my twat!”
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…..!!!!!

…..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brook and manda whats shaking yall? cute picture Brook and manda yeah the Sauce family adopted me and gave me the name mustard and ewwwwwww i hate mustard but hey im adopted i cant do no better right now.

@man

i refuse
to have Z showin
up at MY local wal-mart
askin me for ur
cyber child support checks!!!
i wont tolerate it!!!

Z (Filled with Hot Sauce)

Thats it Hot Sauce. I am ready to tattoo your name on my twat!

…And i’ll be there to give it a long lingerin’ kiss of approval.

Hot Sauce… can you give me another sauce name i dont like this mustard type of crappy name? how bout it?

@Z
“Thats it Hot Sauce. I am ready to tattoo your name on my twat!”
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…..!!!!!

…..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ooohhh man what you going to do now???? that will be the first image your baby sees come July 2009

What an ass kickin’ the Cowboys sustained yesterday.

@ Man i dont care.. leave my daddy HOt Sauce alone man>

@chatroom

have u left a msg ab nick and mariah yet?
stop complainin and be an example.

plz, leave a comment.

mustard sauce the adopted sauce child

Hot Sauce… can you give me another sauce name i dont like this mustard type of crappy name? how bout it?

See what i can, fam. Howabout, Hollandaise Sauce? It’s refined, cultured and personifies class.

What an ass kickin’ the Cowboys sustained yesterday
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Damn fam why must we rub it in……..lmao

@BE
“ooohhh man what you going to do now???? that will be the first image your baby sees come July 2009″
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Uh, Man…I got a lil somethin’ going on. Dude seems like a keeper:-)We’ve discussed some thangZ.
I’m impressed that you pay attention when we talk about real -ish on here. men don’t know how important it is to listen. Despite your constance sex-banter you’re a cool dude.(Cyber) kiss to you!

((((((YARN))))))==>NEXT

@qc704

Mariah and Nick look cute and I’m happy for them. I hope she has a beautiful baby girl that looks just like her.

@chatroom

if u hadda payed attn.
to the post at the beginning
then u woulda saw wut we had 2 say ab
NICK N MIMI…
duuuhhhhh…
lolz

@ Brook

That was not the gist of what I was telling you!!! thats all u got from my lecture this morning? That u were drunk? no. I said U cannot party when u are throwing a party! u party on your own time.

@QC – @chatroom

have u left a msg ab nick and mariah yet?
stop complainin and be an example.

plz, leave a comment.

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AMEN! they spent 3 posts telling us to shut the hell up!!

@Chat – do you work for Media Fake Out and need us to come post for you?

oh lauwd i leave fo five minutes and yall start cuttin up!
L M A O!!!!

@chatroom

YAYYY U LEFT A COMMENT.
u deserve a cookie!!!

@ Be

they were rude bc they did not like us. We were the new chicks on the block.

@VEE
“I got a lil somethin’ going on. Dude seems like a keeper:-)We’ve discussed some thangZ.
I’m impressed that you pay attention when we talk about real -ish on here. men don’t know how important it is to listen. Despite your constance sex-banter you’re a cool dude.(Cyber) kiss to you!”
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Yeah, if there was one thing I would tell my future son about dating women it would be to LISTEN. Really pay attention and everything else would fall in line.

Tell me of this lucky bastard that’s a keeper. What does he do?

SKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEET

I said U cannot party when u are throwing a party! u party on your own time.
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Brooke – Some good advice especially when dealing with people you know…keep it professional!

@Z – did you tell that purse what I said…I’m forreal though keep close eye on that while I’m around!!

@Hotsauce – I may be biased but Z is actually Extra pretty in person and um her body is sick..had to say it!

@Everybody – Ms. Brooke butt is not flat!! it just does not poke out but it is a nice size!

@brook lynn

lmbo at the “initiation process.”
smh…that was the most miserable
internet experience ever!!!
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@OSHIE

wut up?

@Z – @ Be

they were rude bc they did not like us. We were the new chicks on the block.

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We wasn’t checking for them, we just wanted to party with each other anyway…and uuummm ppppllleeeaasseee!!! women are so crazy! I had fun though

BE

Yeah, i glimpsed her goodies on her MySpace Page, and i must say, she got the body of a Bottecelli(sp) Venus. She’s bad!

NICK CANNON IS NOT THE FATHER…

Good morning, all

BE, I thought this new study on the increase of murders of black teens might interest you, FYI. The article link is below:

WASHINGTON — Murders of African-American teenagers have risen 39% since 2000 and 2001, according to a report due out Monday.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123050124581438021.html?mod=djemITP

Hi BK and Z and Be and Man and everyone else, did ya’ll have a lovely Christmas?
I just now got my bonus check and I’m fitting to wipe my ass with it!

Oh, and congrats to Mimi

@SYDNEY

Wut’s up Sis? How did everything go the other night. I was gonna check back in but it seemed like everything was kosher…

You see I tried for you ma..

@Everybody – Ms. Brooke butt is not flat!! it just does not poke out but it is a nice size!

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hmmmm??

@qc704

No you guys should get some friends you have been dismissed girlfriend don’t get me started

Is This A Chatroom?

@OSHIE

You are going to wipe ur ass with ur bonus check???? LMAO. Damn, must of been a tough year this year.

Hey Diva

@Man

LOL, it was fine — except for the trolls.

OSHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@ Be and Hot Sauce

Ya’ll make me blush. stop it. But BE back up off my bag now. We had good times together!

@Brook

I am an alcoholic as well. It is hard to be focused when the devil’s elixir is pouring all around you!

Is This A Chatroom?

Hoodho, take yo’ ass to MTO and be happy!

Is this a chatroom… what the hell you talk? like is this a chatroom is the name of the year> pleaseeeeeeeeee at least my name got some flavor, i dont like mustard either but hey is this a chatroom sucks!

I wanna see a pic of Brooke’s ass!

@Diva

Yes, it’s very disturbing.

On a side note, I still can’t believe that Santa gunman story. It’s incredibly depressing. . .

@chatroom
you have been dismissed girlfriend don’t get me started
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((wait for it…
…wait for it….))
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

DIVAH!!!!!!!!

is this a chat room… what you mad cause we sauces wont give you none of our flavor? Dont get the sauces started now> i aint no big time chatter on here either but its seems if you dont like it go to St elsewhere!

Hey Oshie, Tru diva!!

@Brooke – yeah I did see that but i could not alert you in a way that would not attract more attention to it! you were not close to me..it was mostly because of the Beyonce dances!!

Sydney – thanks for the “assignment” (I mean information) LOL

be back everyone.

Love ya Hot Sauce

LUNCH TIMMMEE!! see yall in an hour

@qc704
“i refuse
to have Z showin
up at MY local wal-mart
askin me for ur
cyber child support checks!!!
i wont tolerate it!!!”
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don’t worry about that. You gotta trust me….

@ Mandah-lmao-did u say ‘curse like a preschooler’…………Haha!!!!!!
@ Brook Lynn Choc-slow down on the drinks and take care of your liver gurl!!! We gotsta maintain. You know, stick around long enough to see another man of color get in the White House (40 yrs from now) LOL
@ Oshie-don’t break the machinery at work cuz u can’t get WC if you do…

Z

Love you back, boo!

@BE

LOL @ “assignment”

Ill might be interested — He likes stats.

@QC – @chatroom
you have been dismissed girlfriend don’t get me started
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((wait for it…
…wait for it….))
………………
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

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@OSHIE

How did u fare for the holidays???

@ Man: It was ok. I thought you’d be interested in knowing we attended the Denver-Philly game on Friday, 101 to 100 Denver was the final, I think, I was drunk as piss.

Brook… ok thanks but i think i better stick with mustard sauce because one rule hot sauce has is you got to carry the sauce name torch, and ketchup sauce aint gonna cut it… sorry Hot! close you ears no disrespect with the ketchup name!

@BE
hey hon, how r u???
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@man

i trust you
as far as i can kick you…

and thats to the curb homie!!!

Oh and I got lots of new clothes. I look really hot today.

@QC 704
“i trust you
as far as i can kick you…

and thats to the curb homie!!!”
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Everyone deserves a seond chance…

@QC – Hey Miss!

@Syd – Ill might be interested — He likes stats.
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okay…LOL – I LOVE STATS TOOO!!!

@OSHIE
“It was ok. I thought you’d be interested in knowing we attended the Denver-Philly game on Friday, 101 to 100 Denver was the final, I think, I was drunk as piss.”
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Hot white female drunk in Denver. Hmmmm…
I’m glad Kobe and the Lakers weren’t playing that night….

@man…

ppl dont “deserve”
2nd chances…but we do “need”
them.

soooo…ok, you’re allowed back on my porch.

@QC 704
“ppl dont “deserve”
2nd chances…but we do “need”
them.

soooo…ok, you’re allowed back on my porch.”
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That’s all I ask….

Brooklynn you better guve me a better one than Hot did cause you know Hot dont play that ketchup mess and nothing light weight like lemon dill sauce or chilli sauce ok?

Brook.. ok let me have a meeting with Hot sauce and see which one he picks for me your steak sauce or his hollandaise… meeting takes about 30 mins.. BRB, i will come back with the new name on my gravy.

Hot white female drunk in Denver. Hmmmm…
I’m glad Kobe and the Lakers weren’t playing that night….
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I’m not. Like I said, my bonus check sucked. False rape accusation check, now you’re talking!

QC’s NEW YEARS PLANS:

1:go party wit my asian bff lover til 12
2:return to my apt, and drink
wit ab 8other folks and play xbox
3.HHHOOORAAAYYYY CRANBERRY BURNETTES!!!

@OSHIE
“Hot white female drunk in Denver. Hmmmm…
I’m glad Kobe and the Lakers weren’t playing that night….
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I’m not. Like I said, my bonus check sucked. False rape accusation check, now you’re talking!”
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Ha ha ha ha. I feel you. Your ass woulda been hurtin though.

@ Brooke: For new year’s I’m going to inject myself full of hotsauce like Z, that sounds mighty nice.

hollandaise sauce aka mustard sauce

Steak Sauce works for me also…So it’s all good.

@Everyone – TTYL – have basketball games!

I want a sauce name so I can be officially ordained and Hot Sauce and I could live in sanctified matrimonial bliss.

Oshie hates her job

@ Brooke: For new year’s I’m going to inject myself full of hotsauce like Z, that sounds mighty nice.

Looks like my New Year’s gonna be POPPIN’!.

@ Brooke: In that case I will inject myself full of Metrosexual men for New Years LOL
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You’ll be smelling like hair gel and Kenneth Cole cologne whenever you fart.

@QC 704
“QC’s NEW YEARS PLANS:

1:go party wit my asian bff lover til 12
2:return to my apt, and drink
wit ab 8other folks and play xbox
3.HHHOOORAAAYYYY CRANBERRY BURNETTES”
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That sounds like fun….
Asian women kinda scare me though.

@man
That sounds like fun….
Asian women kinda scare me though.

————–
why?

Ok I was actually working for a bit & had to catch up on the thread…
@ Man-lol. Yes dude has a legal job. He has 1 teenaged son and yes, I ask for alot so call me stuck-up. Ok, I dont ask for much but I want what I want when I want it. LMAO
@ Oshie-the keep-the-rape-on-the-dl-check…LOL. I was thinkn bout D McNabb the same way aft watching that football game yest. He can get it for free though, cuz I know I’d get mad gifts later after I whip it on his azz. DAYUMN!!

Z

What’s your favorite flavor? Or would you prefer something that fits your personality?

@QC704
“That sounds like fun….
Asian women kinda scare me though.

————–
why?”
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I guess I just have trouble reading or understanding them. At least the few that I have met. Ioono.

Tell me about your friend.

Brook Lynn Choclate Sauce

You can’t fight it. It’s a movement! Prepare to assimilated. Resistance is futile.

@VEE
“lol. Yes dude has a legal job. He has 1 teenaged son and yes, I ask for alot so call me stuck-up. Ok, I dont ask for much but I want what I want when I want it. LMAO”
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Teenaged son? Dude must be older… Yeah, I was just teasing about the questions, you gotta ask questions these days. So only one child and a decent job huh…

Oh Donovan McNabb sux. Sorry, just had to say that.

McNabb that ass, oh yeah, all night long. McNabbin it.

@man.

well my best friend(hes a guy)
says that me n her
act alike…i dnt think we do
but everybody says we do..

lolz..shes smaller than me, but we can wear the same clothes..
we have the same shape almost
and we decided yesterday that
she has a long body,and my legs are longer
but somehow,we r the same height…

we’ve benn chilin since we turned 4.
lmao…idk y i jus told u all that
but hey.now u kno

goo for them i want to see how the baby will look like

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ that damn Oshie–in front of your hubby and church huh?? Well maybe not in front of my church, but McNabb or Dawkins (my fave Eagles) can get it anywhere (else) in public.
A-N-Y-W-H-E-R-E: on the steps to the castle at Disney World, the Space Shuttle’s launch-pad, atop the Art Museum steps in Philly-you know, the ones Rocky ran, against the gate in front of The White House, CNN’s newsdesk-you name it!!
@ Brook Lynn Choc-I might look into that partee’…

Mariah definitely runs the show and wears the pants in the relationship. But they seem happy so its all good.

I’ll have to watch and see. I’m still not convinced that she’s pregnant.

@ Brookie: I sorry, but I can’t see your son, I can’t see gravies at work anymore. I’m sure he’s a cutie though.

@ Man: Gross. But also hot.

Z.. IF YOU ARE WITH MY DADDY HOT SAUCE DOES THAT MEAN YOU WILL BE MY STEP MOMMIE? I DONT WANT NO MOMMIE DEAREST NOW.

@ Man-now dont u talk bad about Mcnabb! LOL
He had a GREAT game yesterday: he was so excited…which made me excited…hence the term ”He Can Get IT”…Green Light I’m ready to goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

@ Brook Lynn: please email me at barestofsouls1@aol.com. I really might come thru-I’m game for a lil’ adventure. I can just see it now, all my broke azz friends being stuck in the house & my man at work. I wanna partee’-at least a lil bit

Brook.. come join us and please be our lil chocolate sauce , you look like a lil ole chocolate drop sauce please please please brookie?

LMao @ Brook

Yes 1 Tru Diva

we are getting married.

@Hotsauce

U can pick my sauce based on my personality. Just remember there will never be a dull moment with me. *wink*

What’s up Family

Ladies, how my lovely ladies of the B been?

Fellas, what’s up playas!

Special shot out to my boy Hannibal and the Dallas Cowboys!!

oshie .. thats why we cant have no puss8 sauces and dic8 sauces and sausage sauces cause we got brook’s kid up in here today and he has virgin ears, so you have to stand in line and let hot sauce give you a honarary sauce name and have your dues ready!

Z

Well, judging from your take no prisoner’s or suffer no fools personality, howabout, Fiesty Sauce?

lmao @ Diva

I’ll let Hot Sauce answer that one.

true diva> what kind of sauce do you like on your wings…. hot, mild, bbq or some other?

@ Man-you made me spit out my coffee @ 162 teeth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I do admit-I get annoyed when he smiles for no good reason, but John Elway used to do it too. I think its a coping mechanism to hide his nerves. However,I don’t think he’s gay and if he was I am confident that I could have him playing
for my team in NO time! I got that good-good. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

take the name because we all have to give respect to HOt Sauce since he is the fond creator of the sauces and he taste all flavors before admitting them!

But Hot Sauce

Thats not a real sauce!

ok all my sauces steak sauce is out for a while keep the sauce flavors burning and the spices hot.

damn I bounce for a minute and niccas switch it up

It’s all good, enjoy new years people!

Z

Howabout, Lemon Pepper Sauce? It’s slightly tart, but pleasing to the palate.

John Elway can’t help but smile, he’s got too many teeth.

what about fiesty spice sauce… ok im out take Hot Sauces name or he will make you do pushups and laps around the building… he dont play.

YOU TOO dA PRO

Z.. hey calm down mammie, all i meant was he has a taster that uses his finger tip.. calm damn mammie you will now be the head sauce honcho so we respect you ma!

im baaaaaaaccccck! what i missed?

((peeping back in))

aw lemon pepper sauce,thats cute.

who cares if this cow is about have a calf.

Z stop treating me like the adopted one although i am adopted but i got feelings now be a good sauce mommie to me and take of my daddy Hot Sauce.

OK Hotsauce. Thats my name name. Ya’ll hear that everyone. From now on ya’ll have to address me as Lemon Pepper.

We have to hurry up and finalize our nuptials so we can have Lemon Pepper Hot Sauce!

loves to all my sauce family.

@ Steak sauce

you got it. my bad. Didn’t mean to back slide there.

@Z
“OK Hotsauce. Thats my name name. Ya’ll hear that everyone. From now on ya’ll have to address me as Lemon Pepper.

We have to hurry up and finalize our nuptials so we can have Lemon Pepper Hot Sauce”
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ha ha ha ha. Yeah, hurry up so Hot Sauce thinks the baby is for him.

Ata girl!!

steak sauce the adopted sauce child

loves to all my sauce family.

===========================
which side of the family u from? a1 or that nasty ass heinz? lol

@ Man-people are always surprised that a girly-gurl like me knows so much about football. But I grew up around it-I LOVE it! So yep, John Elway, Testeverde, Reggie White, McMahon, LT-they were big in the game when I started really following the sport. I dont care what NOBODY says #5 can get it. If ya think he smiles now I guess you’ll see his GUMS if I give him some

manda.. im local boo im that famous A1 steak sauce but known all over the world!

@ Man

Bye Hata
You see me
Feeling Saucy
and ya mad cuz ya can’t do it like he.
Cuz I feel him in my tummy and his skeetz be so yummy…

now yall new comers know when Z hooks up with my daddy Hot sauce, she nows becomes number one head honcho-miss of the sauce firm and what she says goes also and we welcome her baby too cause im adopted but its all about family tradition.

man i dont care.. i think i got a new mommie name Z .. sorry charlie.

@1TruDiva

*poppin gum*

Nah he love me so much he said we was gonna do this classy. Macys it is.

@1 Tru Diva

I said we doin this classy. It will be catered by BBQ’s.

1true diva… make sure you order a bunch of legs from Church’s cause i know miss Z gwan be showing that leg with the garter band on her thigh!

LADIES, GENTLEMEN & OL’ PERVERTED SEX OFFENDERS, I NOW PRESENT TO YOU, THE FIRST LADY (AND YOUR QUEEN) OF THE SAUCE DYNASTY: THE INCOMPARABLE Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce) YOU MAY ALL GLARE IN AWE!

*Cheesin!*

lol hot sauce aint my daddy, i told yall im just the cuzin that comes thru on holidays lol. but the little saucelett will be welcomed into a family of flavor no doubt lol

can we have daywalker at the door to keep all the riff raff out and the hungry bums who come to eat and bring no present?

so i guess its official as of today.. Dec 29, 2008, Z will be respected and never disrespected by any of the sauce family from now on in.. welcome Z!

lmao @ Steak Sauce.

Sure imma be the bigger person and allow him to witness our happiness. He could be useful and work the door.

1true diva… thanks cutie for that hidden steak .. now im about to run off in another room cause i aint about to share this big o T bone with nobody.. see ya wouldnt want to be ya! got my A1 sauce too!

steak sauce the adopted sauce child

so i guess its official as of today.. Dec 29, 2008, Z will be respected and never disrespected by any of the sauce family from now on in.. welcome Z!

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as if we didnt love her already aww imma cry ( yall know always cried for no damn reason) lol

where did everyone go anyway?

lmao at Z!!!!

Z

Gotta go to work, boo. Gotta earn them stacks, so i can keep you in the finest jewelry and designer wear. Rule our kingdom with an iron hand in my absence.

Sauce Fam, Diva, Oshie (you saucy), Man, choolate sauce and all our loyal subjects, ttyl.

@1true diva… winks back at diva. wink wink..and i done got hungry for real and am about to go look some some steak on the real tip … later all you spicy sauce family folks.. love yall!

@ Brook Lynn-I’m goin grab some lunch. You got my email addr right? I want the partee’ details in case I decide to roll through…

Lmao @ Mandah

Thank you sweetie.

again…im going to miss her crazy antics

Me and lemon Pepper Hot Sauce loves you. We’ll be waiting for you. make that paper boo boo.

Alright everyone, I have to start my journey back to NC. I will see ya’ll lata tonight or tomorrow. Have a great day!

Where did everyone go?

Oshie?
QC704?
Vee?

Is everyone gone?

What tha heck will Mild Sauce say about this Z becoming a member of the Sauce family? He hates her friggin guts!! LMAO

@man…

im back hon no worries!!!

I’m back-for a few till I get bored again

@ANONYMOUS
“Whoa! Hadnt thought about SMDH! LOL”
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SMDH has been M.I.A. lately. I wonder wut’s up…

@BOSSLADEE (cause I’m nasty)
“I’m back-for a few till I get bored again ”
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Yeah, people been all quiet and stuff in here today. I think its cause the sex talk been all quiet. LOL.

@man

OMG
i was gonna put u on blast ab
not sending me my pic earlier!!!
but then i saw u were tryna sperminate Z
so i thought blasting u on that would be better!!!

(u r so lucky pedro is absent today,there woulda bn no 2nd chances 4 u mr!!!!)

Jacky’s been calling this for a minute now!

http://www.diaryofahollywoodstreetking.com

@brook lynn
strating a record company w/o permission.
———-
wut?

@QC704
“OMG
i was gonna put u on blast ab
not sending me my pic earlier!!!
but then i saw u were tryna sperminate Z
so i thought blasting u on that would be better!!!

(u r so lucky pedro is absent today,there woulda bn no 2nd chances 4 u mr!!!!)”
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LOL. You are so wrong for that. I know Pedro trying to send you all kinds of ish. LOL.

Me and Z was something in the past. Just so you know…

I’m back, did you miss me????

Ah, dammit to heck! LMAO-since I have love for the kiddies I’ll postpone the sex talk till another day (poking my lip out)…

Gone to lunch yall. I’m hungry as hell too.

@man.

oh so now u tell me.
is there any1 else i nd 2 kno ab?
hmm, u keepin secrets?!?!

speakin of secrets,
new facts on the old bf:

this “man”
had the nerve to tell me that
the other chic aint his girl…
neither was i…smh
i feel like burnin the babys clothes…

anyways…does rogaine really work

qc704: Why do you type in a weird college-grade poetry style? What’s with all the indentations? Just wondering…

ok im back (f*ck a conference call!) lol what i miss?

Ok we got a new problem-I’m about to kick this lil Asian woman’s ass at my job for talking sh– about me to one of the bosses. Wooooooooo Lord help me keep me jobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb…

@VEE

DON’T DO NOTHING!!! IT’S A TRAP!!

*I say*

LOL @ duck sauce ho.

Man, stop playing games with my heart!

Man, I just don’t care

@VEE

DON’T DO NOTHING!!! IT’S A TRAP!!

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yeah he’s right, dont listen to me cuz im bad thru and thru like my cuzin hot sauce lol

Damn sneaky Asians and their booby traps!

Oshie hates her job

Damn sneaky Asians and their booby traps!

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i know right?! id be scurred to eat chinese food now cus u know they all kno eachother, and when on get mad….chile pls

huh?

LMAO-thank y’all for makin’ me laugh. But me & Suzy Wong are gonna come to blows in this beyatch! Now Jan 1 hasn’t come yet so I haven’t turned over a new leaf just yet. I’m about to whip some a$$. Its goin’ smell like MSG all up in and thru this office!!!

MSG is odorless. Sorry for being a smartypants, but it is. *ducks duck sauce*

ANYONE LOOKING 4 MY DAUGHTER EMILY (SMDH) SHE’S ENJOYING HER CHRISTMAS VACATION IN ALASKA WITH THE FAMILY. WE’RE FEASTING ON MOOSE NUGGETS (BALLS), MOOSE BURGERS, AND HER ALLTIME FAV. MOOSE CHILI

Moose chili gives me wicked gas.

@ Osjie-not thic chick: we decided months ago that her foul B.O. smells like a mixture of sugar & gas. That’s what I get for not letting y’all in on my inside office-joke

@ Oshie-not this chick: her MSG reeks .
We decided months ago that her foul B.O. smells like a mixture of sugar & gas. That’s what I get for not letting y’all in on my inside office-joke

@oshie
qc704: Why do you type in a weird college-grade poetry style? What’s with all the indentations? Just wondering…

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LMAO
i use 2 write reallly itty bitty
and put everything in “my version of a paragraph format”
in high school…teachers would get tired of tryna read it and jus pass me…

now its a habit…
plus smthn ab writing ALL the way 2 the end of a line annoys me
idk y….smh

Sugar and gas? Sounds like Ancient Chinese Booby Trap! You better tell her you so solly she’ll put dim sum in your gas tank!

What I like about Mariah and Alicia Keys is that they are black to the core..they don’t mince words about that..they are more proud to be called black than some black skinned people..So I say “Big up” to Black love(Mariah and Nick Carey)LOL..On a serious note..I wish the couple the best and that child would be pretty(girl) or handsome(boy).. and will be talented. I’m praying for you guys! More power to Black love!

LMAO @ Stanley.

@vee
sugar and gas.
smh u made me throw up my cookie.
way to go.

@stanley
i thought mariah didnt recognize her black
half n preferred 2 be white???

@ qc704-well sorry u threw up Hon but just by telling me that you got sick made me queasy: so now we’re even.

I’m sleepy. I need some crystal mef.

Still LOLing at the statement that Mariah Carey is “black to the core”…

This article makes no sense. She cut down on her workouts, yet she’s skiing. Yeah, that seems like a safe activity to do while you’re pregnant. If she is or isn’t, it makes no difference to me.

@vee

does she have stinky lines
comin from her body
like pig pen did
on charlie brown???

theres some ppl
in my office
who have surpassed the “lines”
and have stink “clouds” instead

Pregnant and wearing ski boots? i dunno..lol

Where is everyone?

I realized today that women suck because most of them don’t have senses of humor. Or there sense of humor doesn’t include sarcasm.

@oshie
realized today that women suck because most of them don’t have senses of humor. Or there sense of humor doesn’t include sarcasm.
——————–
where is this
observation stemming from???
did some1 not laugh at a joke?

@ qc704: No, it just comes from being around women all the time, especially at work.

They’re all so “sensitive”.

@qc704, lol…I don’t look at her that hard. She’s just an aging fortune cookie. I know one thing: me getting a promotion has really pissed her off. I had to straighten her out a couple of mos ago about promising work to people when I’m the one that does it. In short, I told her not to speak for me-EVER. Apparently she tried to get back at me by talking slick on the d.l. I just found out and like the cop in Menace II Society said, “You know you f’ed up now dont cha???”

@oshie…

you’re rite.
but down here…everbodys
sensitive…it makes it hard 4 mean folks like me…smh

Congrat!!!
Break out the spandex onsies and the miniature whoopi cushions.

@vee…
rotflmaoooooo…
an aging fortune cookie.
im ab to call my friend that rite now!!!
brb

Where is Z and Man and Brookie Pie and them???!!

I sat next to this lady on the plane that had a broken arm and she was f**ked up beyond belief on pain meds and kept opening bottles and popping them. I wanted to ask her for one so badddddd…..

@ Oshie–did u say Brookie Pie?!?!?!? LMAOOOOOOOOO

I wish it was true, but Mariah is NOT pregnant. Peep this article: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,473485,00.html So until Mariah says it herself, I’m not believing anything these gossips sites say. And I don’t see no baby bump in those pictures either.

ok yall oh lawdy needs help!!!

Ohhhhhh, Man is back. Ok: thoughts of dirty-talk are keeping me from opening a can of whoop ass. I’m waitn for this beyatch in the parking lot. I usually leave work at 3 but I’m sticking around for a while. Okay so Man, entice us Babyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…………….

@ Vee: Tell her that her mama did your toenails wrong cullah! No likey and then her daddy loved you long time!

What else… um, you said let’s 69 and he said why you want beef with broccoli???
Ok I’m done.

Damn Lawdy you bleed for 2 weeks?

Oh wait, you’re still not talking to me huh?

whats a facial shot

@ Oshie-stop it you are killing me…
@ Man-you really went there…Lawd Have Mercy………………………lol

no oshie i bled for 1 week and the other the kids were home we dont do it when they are there they are to dam nosey!!!

@OH LAWDY
“whats a facial shot”
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Let him bust in your face. I promise he will be on cloud nine for a while afterwards….

i was thinking bout stopping at fredeicks and getting something nasty!!!

@OH LAWDY
“i was thinking bout stopping at fredeicks and getting something nasty!!!”
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Yeah… but if you swallow it’s a whole lot cheaper. That’s great for our emotions too…. when you swallow.

um brook i like having all my teeth and i am to light skinned for a black eye, so i will pass on the butt bead…..no facial shots , i prefer swallowing, protien and my motto is taste it dont waste it!!!

Man, I am adding that one to your invoice. FYI.

@oh lawdy
wigs work
wigs n heels,they like pretendin u somebody
else…
oh n the jamie foxx album, track 9
weekend lover…
aint nthn better than feelin like its friday on a monday!!!

Hi Brookie Poo Bear Punkin Pie!

What Is Irony: When you drop your Butterfinger bar and it smashes into a million pieces.

@QC704
“wigs work
wigs n heels,they like pretendin u somebody
else…
oh n the jamie foxx album, track 9
weekend lover…
aint nthn better than feelin like its friday on a monday!!!”
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AND SWALLOWING
AND FACIALS

**imagining QC704 in wigs-n-heels swallowing**

8========================D

@ oh lawdy

skip freddy’s all you need is a wife beater and a thong. Fill your mouth with hot water (as hot as you can stand it)hold it until your mouth heats up swallow all but a little bit and go to work.

i dont do heels to much cuz i am so tall

AND SWALLOWING
AND FACIALS

**imagining QC704 in wigs-n-heels swallowing**

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ROTFL!
smashed up butterfinger just came out of my nose!
Yeah I still ate it. Don’t judge me.

@OSHIE
“ROTFL!
smashed up butterfinger just came out of my nose!
Yeah I still ate it. Don’t judge me.”
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I would of been mad if you didn’t eat that butterfinger…

@oh lawdy
is ur man shorter than u
wit heels on???

i wouldnt want u to make him feel inferior

skip freddy’s all you need is a wife beater and a thong. Fill your mouth with hot water (as hot as you can stand it)hold it until your mouth heats up swallow all but a little bit and go to work.
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*writing this down*

no i am 5 11 and he is 6 10 so thats not an issue

Oh my-went from 0 to 150 degrees up in here!! I think I may have to break out my clear go-go heels this evening.
PS-I just gave Suzy Chang a piece of my mind. I cant let her interfere with my $, sorry ass!

popped his achilles(sp) tendon while in traing for the cavaliers

@oh lawdy

OMG…HE IS A BEAST!!!
PUT ON THE HEELS..
DO IT DO IT!!!!

ok question of the day….how old were you when you lost your virginity!!!

I was old: 17.

I lost mine to a red head. I didn’t tell him I was a virgin. I just lay there and didn’t move or say anything. My how times have changed…

12

@OSHIE
“Wow, if someone said that to me on the first date I’d be like let’s get married right now!!!

Sounds like your career plans didn’t get her wet enough. Either that or she had to take a dump and didn’t feel like getting plowed. LOL @ her.”
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LOL. See, it’s a good thing we didnt meet before you got married Oshie, because you would need a full genital replacment surgery by now….

YOUR SKIN WOULD BE RADIANT THOUGH!!

I don’t like Fredericks. VS is better. Fredericks’ costumes are cheesy.

You people are downright boring! Before you say something stupid like… move on then…BYE!!

G’nite peeps. Be naughty, as I know you will
Till tomorrow, peace!

The best costume is a little plaid skirt and knee socks with black pumps. If you have a little white blouse that you can tie up, great. If not, a white or black bra is fine. Pigtails are also good.

note to self…..find that black leather trench and the knee boots as soon as you get home!!@!!

uhhh 12??? singing Ludacris song(He’s a Hoe!!” LOL

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guilty as charged….lol

Shame on these 12 year olds having sex.
Does my pee pee go in your wee wee?
Wanna share a juice box when we’re done?

You don’t “lose your virginity” at 6, that’s called “playing doctor”.

Shame on these 12 year olds having sex.
Does my pee pee go in your wee wee?
Wanna share a juice box when we’re done?

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it went something like that too..hide go get it and i got it…lol

@SNOOP
12?!?!??!
12?!?!?!?
________________________________________________
she was 13

“Does my pee pee go in your wee wee?
Wanna share a juice box when we’re done?”
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this sounds like my conversation in third grade…

The real reason its boring in here today is because you are allowing Oshie to set the pace with her silly white ass jokes. You are following her lead right into Boredom, OH
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Boredom, OH? LMAOLMAOLMAO!!!

I’m the pied piper of bad jokes, follow me into squaresville, plebians!

@anonymous…
The real reason its boring in here today is because you are allowing Oshie to set the pace with her silly white ass jokes. You are following her lead right into Boredom, OH

——————–
…dont be mean
we have been playin very nicely today

got the appointment set for the brazillian in 1 hour!!!

aw brooke send them to me i wanna see!!!

Dammit I need a wax.
I’m so sick of shaving like some peasant LOL

@oh lawdy
how soon does the
furr grow back after a brazilian???

i still wanna see the jodeci pictures brookEE

@ Brooke: I’m having a personal recession right now, so as soon as I get my funds right I’m jet-setting to Brooklyn to see you! Whenever that is…

I wanna see naked pics of all of yall (except u Snoop)

@ qc: It depends on the lady….

i have to go every 3 to 4 weeks

…dont be mean
we have been playin very nicely today

***8

tHEY wanna be mean, its like the fien off that negative energy. They put so much effort into hating oshie like she is a racist white devil but lets see if they tell them that on TMZ or Perez Hilton where they are really racist.. like who fuggin cares if ya dont like Oshie stay out of the Threads she in like seriously
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bLAH, It’s the same person over and over again. Don’t pay them any mind, I don’t.

i want to see now brooke please send before i leave!!!

he is a teddy bear

I picture Man being chased butt-assed naked down the street by a huge ex-football player, holding Lawdy’s black trench coat around his “special area”.

And listen to Lawdy trying to make it sound all good, LMAO!

hurry brook i aint got all day!!!

@ Man, my man is short, let’s bump uglies…

Lawdy’s husband eats babies!

and yours eats his boogers!!!

@OSHIE
“my man is short, let’s bump uglies…”
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Stop playing with my heart….

@ Lawdy, he sure does!

@QC704

How is the selling comin along? You been a lil quiet today.

I want a job where I work from home, like designing, um… web thingies or planning, uh… client… dealy thingersss… for lots of money.

@man

i made some lunch money today.
but otherwise.
its garbage as ususal.
…im tryna step my game up…

lolz, i need to go to college.

I was TRULY wondering why MiMi has stirred up 600+ comments, now (not surprisingly) I see it has turned into just regular convos back in forth between a couple ppl…how bored is everyone today!

@oshie.
ive decided that if im
fired i will pursue an education
lolz.

but real talk, i wanna be a social worker.
sooooo yeah….

@man
nah they wont pay
but they do want me
to take some nite classes
if i act rite i could prolly get a promotion
much to the chagrin of
my coworkers LOLZ (jk)

@QC 704
“ive decided that if im
fired i will pursue an education
lolz.

but real talk, i wanna be a social worker.
sooooo yeah….”
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What kind of social worker?

children
homeless
elderly
handicapped
etc…

I have a relative that was a social worker. He got burnt out real quick.

I’m spending my income tax refund on paying off my boob job! Ka-ching!

@man

children.
i kno this is lame but.
id like to have my own
childrens home…
except i dont want jus some building
i want a huge house…HUGE
i really want it to be “home”
not some place they hate comin to.

welp ttyl…im off now

Oshie you got a boob job? for real? How much? and are you happy with outcome? LOL Just kind of pondering the idea…..

children.
i kno this is lame but.
id like to have my own
childrens home…
except i dont want jus some building
i want a huge house…HUGE
i really want it to be “home”
not some place they hate comin to.
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That’s so sweet. You should try foreclosing on old people all day though…. that’s what I do and BOY is it rewarding!

Maybe skiing isn’t the best way to vacation when you’re preggers! Speaking of preggers…hows Lauren? AKA Mrs. Philly.

@QC704
“children.
i kno this is lame but.
id like to have my own
childrens home…
except i dont want jus some building
i want a huge house…HUGE
i really want it to be “home”
not some place they hate comin to.”
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Awwwwwwwwwww…… that is so sweet.

@oshie…

lmao…lolz…
no comment.

@2cute4u

WHAT’S UP? You escaped the dungeon Shomondo had you in??!!!

TrueReligion

Oshie you got a boob job? for real? How much? and are you happy with outcome? LOL Just kind of pondering the idea…..
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Well, whoever you are, yes, after nursing my titties were quite sad looking, so I took out a small loan and got them done, they’re silicone and they look almost completely natural except they’re still kind of new so they sit up high for their size. No regrets here, just make sure you get a good doctor.

@Man

Whats up! Aren’t you clever with the Shomondo jokes…

Whew! I am glad the Black youth in America will not be listening to the likes of you!!!
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I didn’t realize I was behind a podium making a graduation speech at Howard University. Please excuse, so solly.

@2CUTE4U
“Whats up! Aren’t you clever with the Shomondo jokes…”
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It’s good to see you round these parts. LOL, yeah, I like to tease you about Shomondo.

How was your x-mas? What did the lil ones get?

@ Man: Yeah I have one old lady with a cleft palate who calls me everyday crying because she doesn’t want them to take her house. Hilarious!

No need to apologize. Since you do not have a college education, you would never be asked to speak at Howard or any other college. No mistake there!

@OSHIE
“Yeah I have one old lady with a cleft palate who calls me everyday crying because she doesn’t want them to take her house. Hilarious!”
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I would have continuously responded with “huh” or “I can’t quite understand you” or “please don’t call here anymore.”

No need to apologize. Since you do not have a college education, you would never be asked to speak at Howard or any other college. No mistake there!
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Well harumph! I’ll have you know I’ve been going to school acheiving my BA for 6 years now! So poppycock to you sir!

@Man

LOL! Christmas was good! I’m kinda glad its over, I hosted 2 parties at my house and cleanup was horrible…ok I didn’t clean up, but the ppl who did said it was a mess! The kids always have a good Christmas I didn’t go too over the top with them, and I had already gotten my X-mas gift 3 weeks ago…the new truck, so altogther it wasn’t bad. How was yours? Whatcha doin’ for New Years?

It was a sad day when I realized that 2cute4u, was, in fact, too cute for me…

The best present I got this year was VS undergarments and a green LV bag.

Did I mention I got a green LV bag? Just thought I’d mention that. You know, in case I forgot.
It’s green and quilted.

@Oshie

Hey, lets trade, I’ll give you my wal-mart socks and fruit of the loom cotton drawers, that are too big btw, that my aunt Pearlie got me, and you give me your green Louis and Victoria Secret panties!

@ 2cute, no thanks! I got a pack of them damn socks and granny panties too! Thanks mom!

I’m dreading Valentines Day…. That is the second most hated “holiday.”

@Man
My anniversary is in May! I would really like to go on a trip! I might have to go alone!

@Osh
Damn!!! I just knew that would be an even trade! Oh well…

I think on everyone’s anniversary they should take a separate trip alone somewhere. Yes, that is genius…

@2CUTE4U
“My anniversary is in May! I would really like to go on a trip! I might have to go alone!”
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I’m sure hubby would of come around by May to be able to do something.

Where are you trying to take a trip to?

LOL @ the Devil’s Day!
Really, I’m pretty easy to please, but it’s hard to be gracious about a gift when he acts pissed off that he has to buy you one. Nevertheless, flowers and cock, can’t go wrong.

I have to give blood tomorrow dammit

@OSHIE
“Really, I’m pretty easy to please, but it’s hard to be gracious about a gift when he acts pissed off that he has to buy you one. Nevertheless, flowers and cock, can’t go wrong.”
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First off you are one of the FEW that are genuinely “easy to please.”

**sidenote** all women describe themselves as “easy to please” LOL

**sidenote 2** all men hate that they have to buy something for the Devils Day.

**sidenote 2** all men hate that they have to buy something for the Devils Day.

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especially when you have multiple girlfriends, i use to break up with them( the other woman) before christmas and valentines day…lol

LOL @ Man! Shet up!

He still doesn’t have a job either…

My boss is sexually harrassing me again… hrmmm…

Wow, it sure is lively in here. Guess I’ll be going now!

Congrats…..

hey i emailed my uncle mild sauce and he said he may have to make amends with Z if Hot sauce does that nuptial thing… he is on vacation and wont be back until the 5th.. i dont know i hope he and Z can get along.

What’s with all this sauce biz

Dr. Funkenstein

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Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl wrote:
Yeah southern men like they women barefoot and pregnant while NY men like they women to be independent women, but yet complain when her arse is making more $$ than they are, lol
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I see someones little heart was broken by a southern gent.lol

MRS.. hey look lady lay off this sauce family business this dont concern you.. mind ya business now mind ya business (in my ashley banks voice).

u got to lick it b4 u stick it. then bust in her n make her feel warm on the inside lol. great job

I know ms julips aint got the nerve to be on here psoing as an anonymous, after all that fighting i had with her trolling azz!???????