Mini MiMi on the Way??
Posted by Bossip Staff
Word is, during their Aspen vacay MiMi let it be known that she really is knocked up:
Mariah Carey is definitely pregnant, according to sources on St. Barts, where the zaftig songbird just arrived from Aspen. We reported Dec. 9 that Carey had emerged from a well-known ob/gyn’s office on North Crescent Boulevard in LA, “clutching what looked like a sonogram and being greeted by her entourage with cheers.” Now we’re hearing Carey, who married Nick Cannon in the Bahamas earlier this year, tipped off her expectant state when she cut down her strenuous fitness regimen.
Awww. The counterfeit couple may have a legitimate baby. If this is true,it’s gonna be quite amusing to watch ole MiMi blow up like the Goodyear Blimp over the next several months.
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Again??? That will be one crazy *****ed child!!!
Well good for them!
i hate when these tramps wont just say if they preggo or not, i do not think she will look good pregnant.
uh-oh…
I hope she won’t p***** down the spandex tradition, should this be true…
Awwwww….i thought her tummy looked a lil plump but I ain know for sho. LMAO @ the mental pic of Nick bein a daddy
Morning Peeps. I think Mariah went a lil crazy with the fur on the sleeves and such…
Chello Vee
Howdy do Oh Lawdy!
@Vee
Does it conjure up thoughts of a poodle?
Congrats to them, but please let it be a boy! We don’t need another Mimi! lol
good for them..
She’s looking plump in this pic right here..Congrats to them!
i hate mariahs tipy toe walkn *****…
Hey Re, Ermy Erm, Oh Lawdy and errrrrbody else.
To answer your ? Re, it does look like a poodle; with all that fur down the mid of the jacket and at the sleeves. Now that I think about it, that jacket looks like it was inherited from Liberace.
ermy erm what up mama!!!!
i swear it is always the same story with these 2.
for some reason she urks the hell out of me!!!
hey vee!!!
I used to love me some Mariah back in the day-when she didn’t try so hard to be cute and could really SING!! Now she’s just sooooooooooooooooooooooo annoying.
@ Oh Lawdy..it was like 54 degrees on Saturday and now its cold as Fuggies…other than that, I actually think Mariah and Nick will have a cute baby. People keep sayin that Angelina, and all these other stars babies are cute but I think that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes daughter Suri is the most beautiful white baby I done seen.
yeah lottsa them white folk chirren look like lil lab rats
how do your lil coons look lawdy?
Mariah found her a young whippasnappa to donate sperm….
Good morning everyone! Her coat does look a little stretched in the middle. Good for them if the rumor turns out to be true.
I like Mariah.
She doesn’t take herself too seriously, she seems like a honest person and I thnik she really likes Nick and they both seem to be having fun.
Why not have a baby? Congrats to her.
Congrats to them. I am so an advocate for black love. I wish them the best.
I also hope and pray that the child will help Ms. Mimi tone down her “style” a bit. Other than that I wish them the best. That baby should be a cutie cuz they are both good looking.
cute !! yeah she looks preggos on this picture… all white isnt aa good look but hey
congratulations to both mariah and nick i hope its a boy
this will be all over the blogosphere 4 a long time
What she is wearinfg looks really cheap and tatty but she looks really happy so good for her
Not sure if she’s pregnant or not but if she is, I hope she’s taking it easy because I just saw some new pics of the two skiing and that can be detrimental if she is indeed pregnant I’d think!!
At least they show more affection towards each other than we been together foreva Mr. and Mrs. Sean Carter with no baby eva on the way. Where’s the love. Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Cannon. I think what the two of you have is REAL. The baby boy or girl should be a cutie pie……..
@ ms mecca
what up
i see u have blessed us with your presence today… to what do we owe this pleaure!!! i dont know about you but nick and mariah are starting to grow on me
@ ill
@ vee
@ everyone
good morning all
Family is a beautiful thing!If she is preggo then CONGRATS! They look really happy & I hope they stay together!
SALVATION FOR THE BLACK RACE LIES WITHIN THE BLACK MAN TO STRENGTHEN HIS RESOLVE BY ABANDONING HIS LUST FOR THE BLACK JEZEBEL.
WHEN YOU SEE IT WALKING IN YOUR PATH, IGNORE IT, J-WALK ACROSS THE STREET IF YOU NEED TO, BUT AT ALL COST, DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH IT! IT IS THE DREAM KILLER. IT WILL LEAD YOU ASTRAY.
RESIST THE URGE TO BREED WITH IT. GOD WILLING, WITHIN A FEW GENERATIONS THEIR OVARIES WILL SHRIVEL UP LIKE OUR MISGUIDED DESIRE FOR THEM.
WE ARE THE TRUE KINGS AND OUR RIGHTFUL QUEENS SHALL BE WHITE, LATINA, OR ASIAN. OUR SEED WILL FERTILIZE THEIR EGGS AND WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A NEW BREED OF PRINCES AND PRINCESSES.
THINK MY BROTHERS, OUR DAUGHTERS WILL NOT BE SHACKLED DOWN WITH WEAVES OR FAKE LACE FRONTS. THEIR HAIR WILL BE LONG, FLOWING AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, NATURAL!
I REPEAT, MY BROTHERS, THE ONLY WAY FOR THIS DREAM TO REACH FRUITION, IS TO DO WHAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN DONE AGES AGO – AVOID THE BLACK W*****!
…mariahs outfit just
*****ed me off.smh…
good morning yall;)
Hey Corporatecutie! Is it 3 o’clock yet (time for me to leave work)???
I see Bossip changed the picture. They look like they’re going roller blading….
@Vee
Lol, that’s the first thing I thought of.
Hey-ok: so why haven’t we discussed how Nick is SWIMMIN’ in his hat, and why is the dog outfitted in a goose-down jacket??? LMAO
Good Morning Bossipers
Congrats Mimi!!!
Hey Corp, Hey Vee Hey Re Hey Lawdy!! Merry Xmas,,, Yeah I know I’m Late
Congrats to the singer of my all time favorite song.. “Always be my Baby”…
@basic instructions
shutuppppppppp…
its too early for ignorant comments.
Wut up everyone?
Congrats!! I won’t hate, at least she will give her husband a baby, unlike, some other well know female who shall remain nameless.
Hey BrookLynn, Man…Bossip played me & changed the pics, cuz I wanted y’all to see that coat they put on the dog. lol
One way to know if Mariah is truly pregnant is if she ain’t drinking. When she didn’t sip the wine on Ellen I pretty much knew. I can only imagine if she had a little girl, lol good for Mariah & Nick.
hello to the following:
oh lawdy
man
purrp
brook lynn
If she is preggers, good for her. But damn Nick can you breathe in all those clothes????
hey ewrybody!!!
Nick is such a cornball, he always looks like a trained puppy being led around on a leash.
Congrats!! I won’t hate, at least she will give her husband a baby, unlike, some other well know female who shall remain nameless.
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Beyonce? lol
hell no donnachang did not ask me what my coons look like
Hello back at VEE and QC704
Damn… Nick Cannon sold his soul for Mariah’s riches. That ***** never works out in the end. You know Da Brat goin get out of jail and come get her ***** back.
Then what Nick?
Then what?
hey man!!!
@Brooklynn
Goodmorning! Hope you’ve had a wonderful Christmas
Wut’s up at Oh Lawdy…
Who all are at work today?
i am here!!!
But I have a question.
umm..if she’s pregnant..why does she have on ski boots??? skiing and pregnant don’t mix.
Bossip how old is this pic??
man, when is mardi gras
either that or she just has got a liitle plumper
i cant lie and say that i wasnt one of teh ones who said that they wouldnt last , but i guess when you happy thats all that matters congrats to them
Well, Nick does look like a cornball but he’s probably a good hubby. Alot of time the corn***** are really good dudes so I ain’t mad at Mariah.
@Man-I’m at work, with nothing to do so I’m not complaining.
Um, and who saw my Eagles kick some ***** yesterday?!?!?!?!?!?!Yeah!!!
Skiing—-Pregnant??? Not exactly the right way to start out what else will they be doing with Lil Mimi on board, Sky diving….?
im positive that the baby will be a cartoon character given the parents lol.
Manda…aka cranberry sauce
Whadup, fam! I being the patriarch of the Sauce Family, welcomes you into the fold. Now where’s my Hoodboo, Z?
Good Morning Everyone
Hot Sayceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Sauceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
W*****up everybody
Z
Your Hot Sauce is back, baby. How was your Christmas?
I love you Hot Sauce. How was your christmas?
Hey Mandah & Hot Sauce
If it’s true, congrats.
@ BASIC INSTRUCTIONS BEFORE LEAVING EARTH
…yeah, go back to where you came from. spewing chants of the babylon. You’re a serpent.
Hey QC704
Hey Man!!!
Per SkyLark, I was thinking the same thing. If MiMi is pregnant, then she should not be skiing. Anyway, congrats to them. Babies are a blessing.
@Hot Sauce
It was nice. I am leaving the nyc today. But i had a great time visiting with my family.
@ vee, please don’t remind me *balled up crying in a corner *
Hey snoop bloggy Blog
@SNOOP
wut up dawg?
@ man…..lakkkkeeeerrrrs! w*****up , how was christmas fam? i seen Roger Mason played scrooge on christmas
Hi Vee!
Z, my Christmas was ok, i had to work the day after, cuz two cases are going to trial in mid January, so everybody is in trial prep mode.
Well it is a good time for Mariah to have children..just do it already! I actually think Nick would make a good father, he is a big goof ball and kids like that.
whaddup mrs. brook
Hey everybody!!
@Z
look up club935
i heard its spose to be straight
as far as older folks are concerned…
nia long hosted the opening….soooo…yea…
Hey Vee! Thanx for the blessings Hot sauce lol
i did
How was everybody Christmas???
Hey Be!
Thanks QC. I will look that up.
@Hot Sauce
Are you a lawyer?
Hey Be (My sista)
nick cannon is a young will smith, so i think he can be a good father. on the otherhand will had jada to level the playing field and nick have goof troop herself…..idk
Snoop? Okay I’ll do my best not to rub it in. Lick your wounds Babe. I’ve been lickin’ mine most of the season
E-A-G-L-E-S!!! We better whip Minnesota next week or else I’ll be depressed. Wanna start ‘09 with a win. Where’s Afiya-I need her to cosign…
Z
So, how you diggin’ livin’ in the South? Is it a big culture shock, as opposed to NY?
being that the govt cancelled xmas i think me n my fam made out pretty good brook ;o]
@SNOOP
“…..lakkkkeeeerrrrs! w*****up , how was christmas fam? i seen Roger Mason played scrooge on christmas”
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Yeah dawg. I hate the Spurs and everything they stand for: (defense, team work, humility, etc.)
I truly hate the Spurs…
@ Hot Sauce
Not a shock, but definitely different. I am kinda bored and I am not too impressed with the ppl….yet. So coming home to nyc was refreshing.
@ brook, christmas was wonderful( lakers kicked boston’s *****, i got a ed hardy outfit from head to toe and i dranked from christmas eve to yesterday) lol…..how was your x-mas
@ Z
Naw. I run their records dept., so that entails alot of Indexing pleadings and discovery + organizing doc productions and such. It’s a living.
being that the govt cancelled xmas i think me n my fam made out pretty good brook ;o]
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LMAO. Who u telling, my son had a list of 15 things he wanted for Xmas, and in exchange he learned the Seseme Street word of the day: RECESSION LOL
Yeah dawg. I hate the Spurs and everything they stand for: (defense, team work, humility, etc.)
I truly hate the Spurs…
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i call them the westcoast pistons…lol
@snoop bloggy blog
“…i dranked from christmas eve to yesterday) lol…”
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ah yes, the good life ;o] lol
@ Hot Sauce
oh ok. Sounds dull, but respectable.
@HOTSAUCE
I got Z pregnant dawg so if yall get together you takin care of MY baby. Just thought I’d let you know.
@ brook, christmas was wonderful( lakers kicked boston’s *****, i got a ed hardy outfit from head to toe and i dranked from christmas eve to yesterday) lol…..how was your x-mas
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aHHH, YOUR SUCH A MAN!! LOL. My Xmas was sweet and Sad. I got the Fendi bag I wanted thanx to my mom, but I didnt have my family with me..
Hey, Md. Brookie!!
Snoop – Nick Cannon AIN’T NO WILL SMITH- ppppllleeea*****eee!! Will Smith was corny but a cool corny Nick Cannon is just cory and goofy. I do think he will be a good father but please do not compare him to Will Smmith…hell no!
Damn Man! That was some real *****blockin shyt right there.
Ya’ll can never destroy the love between Hot Sauce and I!!
Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Today is bring ya Kid to Bossip Day! LOL)
being that the govt cancelled xmas i think me n my fam made out pretty good brook ;o]
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LMAO. Who u telling, my son had a list of 15 things he wanted for Xmas, and in exchange he learned the Seseme Street word of the day: RECESSION LOL
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DEAD!!!! gurl my brutha lil girl told my mama she was gonna send her her xmas lists (yes plural) she talkin bout ” ima add about two more pages too” my mama told her that she aint kno who she was gonna send it to cause santa’s even liquidating his *****ets and filing for bankruptcy! lmoa i almost died!
@z
I am not too impressed with the ppl
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LOLS.
wut u mean by that.
how can we better ur experience
being that the govt cancelled xmas i think me n my fam made out pretty good brook ;o]
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LMAO. Who u telling, my son had a list of 15 things he wanted for Xmas, and in exchange he learned the Seseme Street word of the day: RECESSION LOL
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LMAO!! Had the same conversation with my children…
Brookie – I like the gravie with your precious son!! too cute
@HOTSAUCE
I got Z pregnant dawg so if yall get together you takin care of MY baby. Just thought I’d let you know.
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Damn Z u having Bossip babies already? LOL
Snoop – Nick Cannon AIN’T NO WILL SMITH- ppppllleeea*****eee!! Will Smith was corny but a cool corny Nick Cannon is just cory and goofy. I do think he will be a good father but please do not compare him to Will Smmith…hell no!
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@ be…. Ok BE ” don’t hit me with the purse” my bad…..lol
@QC
Unless u can develop a campaign where we can encourage *****s to stop being so damn CORNY, I don’t know what to tell you!
Brookie – I like the gravie with your precious son!! too cute
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Thanx Be. My baby wanted to see what all the Bossip fun is all about. He comes home tomorrow, just in time for the New Year, I can’t wait to see him, I was so lonely
@ qc 704 no gravie today?
Snoop – Snoop – Nick Cannon AIN’T NO WILL SMITH- ppppllleeea*****eee!! Will Smith was corny but a cool corny Nick Cannon is just cory and goofy. I do think he will be a good father but please do not compare him to Will Smmith…hell no!
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@ be…. Ok BE ” don’t hit me with the purse” my bad…..lol
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Just thought I would give you the women’s perspective…LOL!
Hot Sauce.. hello there originator of the sauce family hows it going? @ Manda aka cranberry sauce > hey you famous sauce person.
Z
It has great benefits and since we’ve just merged with a larger firm, things have been kinda hectic, due to the software change and adjusting to their business culture. Acquisitions SUCKS! But since we’re living in a recession on the crux of a possible depression, it’s great to be employed. I have a few friends on unemployment, and it ain’t pretty.
DEAD!!!! gurl my brutha lil girl told my mama she was gonna send her her xmas lists (yes plural) she talkin bout ” ima add about two more pages too” my mama told her that she aint kno who she was gonna send it to cause santa’s even liquidating his *****ets and filing for bankruptcy! lmoa i almost died!
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LMAO. I shoulda said that to him too. LOL I wish I was a damn kid again so that my mama could buy a ***** load of stuff for me during the Great Depression of the 21 century, uh are we in the 21 century yet? I am still liquored up. lol
mustard Sauce
hey?? lol
@Z
Your love got mighty quiet when I found out I planted my flag in that soil already. LOL.
Just call me “Hater Supreme” LOL.
@Z – @QC
Unless u can develop a campaign where we can encourage *****s to stop being so damn CORNY, I don’t know what to tell you!
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LOL!!!! Southern men are just different than the New York men.
@ BE
did u have a nice time Saturday???
@Hot Sauce
I am unemployed and I am ballin! lmao.
but seriously, now that the year is over and the companies have done their year end budgets, i should be able to find a job after the new year.
@brookie
LMAO. I shoulda said that to him too. LOL I wish I was a damn kid again so that my mama could buy a ***** load of stuff for me during the Great Depression of the 21 century, uh are we in the 21 century yet? I am still liquored up. lol
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chile im tryna get like u and snoop lol i maybe got in two drinks this whole holiday season and it such a shame! lol
@BE
wut’s up? I see you got a gravie and stuff. You lookin good but I was hoping for a close up of the tig ol bitties.
mustard Sauce
hey?? lol
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LOL!!!! Southern men are just different than the New York men.
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Yeah southern men like they women barefoot and pregnant while NY men like they women to be independent women, but yet complain when her ***** is making more $$ than they are, lol
Uhh, what is up wit all the condiments, I thought Thanks Giving was over.. LOL
Well, she picked a nice, young specimen to be her ’sperm donor’.
If this story is indeed true, then good for you, Mariah.
@Brooke – I am still liquored up. lol
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Girl, you ain’t get that outta your system yet!!! Eat chips honey..LOL! i was actually a little more sober than normal because i had to drive and be responsible…I still had a blast though!
@Z…
((silence…thinking really hard…))
well…the only thing i can think of is that
lupe’ line…”i warned yall corn***** i hush puppies.”other than that,i got nothin….
ANYWAYS,on a brite note:
Corn***** can grow up to make lots of CHEDDAR
prime example:NICK CANNON
@ Manda
LOL, Snoop been drunk since Xmas eve, I been drunk since Thanksgiving, lol
I see you *coughing* Hata, I mean Man!
@brook
about the sauces, hey i got to get in where i fit in lol
Man, I just don’t care
Aww, ***** no need to front. I know you be feenin’ over my girl, but trust, our love is eternal, yours is a figment of your imagination. You’ll get over it.
@Man AKA Hater Supreme AKA Nasty Man – wut’s up? I see you got a gravie and stuff. You lookin good but I was hoping for a close up of the tig ol bitties.
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Thanks but I am not about to put my MARRIED *****ies on blast up here….
Girl, you ain’t get that outta your system yet!!! Eat chips honey..LOL! i was actually a little more sober than normal because i had to drive and be responsible…I still had a blast though!
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@ Be
I had to work at the strip club last night wit the Birthday girl, so we had some drinks on the job lol. I had fun too saturday even though ***** didnt go as plan, it was my first party so I learn from my mistakes. We had a screaming match in the limo.
@QC
I got my own money. I need someone who won’t make me sneer at him.
@HOTSAUCE
“Aww, ***** no need to front. I know you be feenin’ over my girl, but trust, our love is eternal, yours is a figment of your imagination. You’ll get over it.”‘
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She is due in early July bro. Extend that “eternal” love yall got to my unborn child dawg. That’s all I ask.
mustard sauce the adopted sauce child
Hot Sauce.. hello there originator of the sauce family hows it going? @ Manda aka cranberry sauce > hey you famous sauce person.
Whadup, fam? You holdin’ it down for the Sauce Family?
Leave Be Married Tig o bitties alone Man…
@Man
Hahaha, I had both ya chicks Saturday night Z and Be hahahahahaha lol
*looking a dreamy and google eyed @ Hot Sauce*
Damn Man, you need sample some of his swagga!
OMG These fuggin condiments is giving me a headache, lol
@BE
“Thanks but I am not about to put my MARRIED *****ies on blast up here….”
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Show them pretty thangs off. He would be proud to know all these *****s thirstin over them bad boys…
@Brookie – did u have a nice time Saturday???
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I had fun on saturday…your friends were entertaining and it was good to party with my bossip peeps.
A screaming match in the limo..not surprised I peeped some foul things going on in the club and I don’t even know the people..the girl in the white jeans sexiest ***** in the bunch! LOL!!!
@snoop
IDK where it is…
if it randomly decides to show
plz let me kno
lolz
@Brooke
“Leave Be Married Tig o bitties alone Man…
@Man
Hahaha, I had both ya chicks Saturday night Z and Be hahahahahaha lol”
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Yeah, that gotta keep a ***** down south and *****. It’s probably for the best though. I’d get in ***** loads of trouble up there.
*Warning Tone*
Be!
Man, I just don’t care
Hate to dissappoint you son, but you can’t impregnate someone, via a wetdream.
@QC704
What’s up? Why did you change the gravie?
@HOTSAUCE
“Hate to dissappoint you son, but you can’t impregnate someone, via a wetdream”
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July 6, 2009….
Co-Sign @ Vee
Z (Filled with Hot Sauce)
@QC
I got my own money. I need someone who won’t make me sneer at him
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lmao so so very true! niccas are not a necessity just and accessory!
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@ everybody
yall are actin a fool up in here today lmao!
I got my own money. I need someone who won’t make me sneer at him.
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Ms. Z you ain’t never lied about this you tell that nice Marc Jacob pocket book hi for me!
@z
SNEER…idk y but
that sounds so evil…
but i DO understand, *****s round
here think that if they gotta car
they get a free p***** at tryna ***** u down
SMH…
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@man
oh so u givin other
chics babies now…mhmmm…
i c how it is.
had fun on saturday…your friends were entertaining and it was good to party with my bossip peeps.
A screaming match in the limo..not surprised I peeped some foul things going on in the club and I don’t even know the people..the girl in the white jeans sexiest ***** in the bunch! LOL!!!
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LOL, She is one of the Dancers at the strip club and she hired me and my 2 friends to plan the party, they were like totally upset wit me cuz I was partying and having fun, I felt like my Job description was fullfilled I was not hired to be a beck n call girl. But its alright, I had a great time anyway ESPECIALLY when BEYONCE songs came on lol, and yes there were some foul ***** going on in that club. Ya friend look like she had a really good time.
Is this a chatroom?
Where can I post a comment about Mariah and Nick?
Man you are so silly. Stop takin my boo attention from me.
Hot sauce, forget him. Talk to me.
Z
I know i’m the BADDEST of the Sauce’s, cuz i have you, and the rest of these *****s be feenin’ and hatin’ on what we have. This just goes to show you, that we doin’ it right.
@QC704
“SNEER…idk y but
that sounds so evil…
but i DO understand, *****s round
here think that if they gotta car
they get a free p***** at tryna ***** u down
SMH…”
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Yeah… I got a car…
**pulling ***** out**
qc704….now i can see that sexxxy gravie
@man
this pc is crazy
idk wut pic is there.
My lungs hurt
I thought the purpose of Bossip was to talk about celebrities?
Is this a Chatroom?
@Z – *Warning Tone*
Be!
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I won’t say no specifics cause I don’t know them like that but uuuummmm I can see why there would be fights!
Brookie – when ever you get more than 4 women involved arguements will ensue – they looked like they had fun though!!
@IS THIS A CHATROOM
“Is this a chatroom?
Where can I post a comment about Mariah and Nick?”
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OH… You have to mail to the following address:
Bossip Comments
4563 ***** You Ave
Youarea*****, OH 80541
Send it there dawg.
Yeah… I got a car…
**pulling ***** out**
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CRACKIN THE ***** UP…..ME TOOOO
Good for them.
@be
shhhhh. they don’t need to know about all that!
@Brooke
we had fun none the less, so ***** it. and yes u did act fool for Beyonce.
What’s all this fusing and a fighting about on here. Man nor Hot Sauce has knocked up ZZZZZZZZZZ
without putting a ring on her finger so fall back chumps
Is This A Chatroom?
Nope! This is what we want it to be.
@QC704
“SNEER…idk y but
that sounds so evil…
but i DO understand, *****s round
here think that if they gotta car
they get a free p***** at tryna ***** u down
SMH…”
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Uhh, were gonna have to refrain from the prfonaity and vulgar discussions today on behalf of my gravie. My lil boy can’t see all this, LOL Now carry on..
@man
Yeah… I got a car…
**pulling ***** out**
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BOOOOOOOOOOO TO THAT IDEA
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@SNOOP
anything for u hon.
((man i am kickin u to the curb!!!))
@QC704
“BOOOOOOOOOOO TO THAT IDEA”
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Hold on now… I was just joking around. You know I’m from the “Southern South” LOL and we know how to court a woman….
Don’t kick me to the curb just yet.
thought the purpose of Bossip was to talk about celebrities?
Is this a Chatroom?
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Celebrities??? We fuggin Rock Stars up in here!!!!!!!
@brook lynn
my b…
i will respect
the eyes of ur child.
lmBo ((get it, B and not A…bwahahahahahhaa!!))
Thats it Hot Sauce. I am ready to tattoo your name on my *****!
@Brookie – Ya friend look like she had a really good time.
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That was my cousin, yeah she had fun but we are goofy together and we have fun in the damn house!!
If you are a party planner I think you are supposed to make sure everyone is having fun. I don’t know about being at their beck and call but I would expect that my party planner would be there to make sure the party is flowing nicely. but I don’t think you danced all night so it left you time to do your job..just my two cents
@Brooke
we had fun none the less, so ***** it. and yes u did act fool for Beyonce.
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Hahahaha. Z u missed it me and Be were in VIP and they played Deja Vu and I like totally lost it. my friends were like “Brooke sit yo ***** down NOW!!!” LOL
@Z
“Thats it Hot Sauce. I am ready to tattoo your name on my *****!”
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Man, I just don’t care
@QC704
“BOOOOOOOOOOO TO THAT IDEA”
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Hold on now… I was just joking around. You know I’m from the “Southern South” LOL and we know how to court a woman….
Don’t kick me to the curb just yet.
Oh, yeah, *****, your idea of courting a woman, is to invite her over to your one room shack for a romantic dinner of pork rinds and chilled bottle of syrup to wash it down. Yeah, you the king of romance, *****.
Brook and manda whats shaking yall? cute picture Brook and manda yeah the Sauce family adopted me and gave me the name mustard and ewwwwwww i hate mustard but hey im adopted i cant do no better right now.
Afiya-I knew I could count on you!!!
Then y’all can return the favor cuz I plan on gettn knocked up myself 
Man-that Bossip mailing address was funny as hell!!!
Now who’s having all these bossip-babies in ‘09? Lemme know so I can buy shower gifts now, during the big sales
@man
i refuse
to have Z showin
up at MY local wal-mart
askin me for ur
cyber child support checks!!!
i wont tolerate it!!!
@HOTSAUCE
“Oh, yeah, *****, your idea of courting a woman, is to invite her over to your one room shack for a romantic dinner of pork rinds and chilled bottle of syrup to wash it down. Yeah, you the king of romance, *****.”
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July 6, 2009….
Z (Filled with Hot Sauce)
Thats it Hot Sauce. I am ready to tattoo your name on my *****!
…And i’ll be there to give it a long lingerin’ kiss of approval.
Hot Sauce… can you give me another sauce name i dont like this mustard type of crappy name? how bout it?
@Man I’ma ********** *****
I see someone has a severe case of **********ness going on.
There are some people who have real friends and would like to come to Bossip and see comments about celebrities and not you lame ***** mother *****ers.
If you are a party planner I think you are supposed to make sure everyone is having fun. I don’t know about being at their beck and call but I would expect that my party planner would be there to make sure the party is flowing nicely. but I don’t think you danced all night so it left you time to do your job..just my two cents
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I respect that. Me and Z discussed this this morning, she said I got drunk…., I wasn’t That drunk but I was feeling nice. LOL. I kept askin everyone if they were all right, I just thought it was kinda ghetto, like how they not gonna have plates?? lol
@Z
“Thats it Hot Sauce. I am ready to tattoo your name on my *****!”
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…..!!!!!
…..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ooohhh man what you going to do now???? that will be the first image your baby sees come July 2009
What an ***** kickin’ the Cowboys sustained yesterday.
@ Man i dont care.. leave my daddy HOt Sauce alone man>
@VEE
“that Bossip mailing address was funny as hell!!!”
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LOL. I was hoping that fool responded but I guess they are gone.
Who is going to knock you up? I thought you wasn’t involved with anyone right now…
@chatroom
have u left a msg ab nick and mariah yet?
stop complainin and be an example.
plz, leave a comment.
You guys have each other email address you losers should use it instead of posting all of this personal bull***** on Bossip. Get a life and some real friends losers. You guys are pathetic
Is this a chatroom?
@IS THIS A CHATROOM
“I see someone has a severe case of **********ness going on.
There are some people who have real friends and would like to come to Bossip and see comments about celebrities and not you lame ***** mother *****ers”
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Oh… I hate lame ***** mother *****ers too dawg. But that’s the new process for Bossip comments now. You have to mail it to the following:
Bossip Comments
4563 ***** You Ave
Youarea*****, OH 80541
I would send in a complaint to Bossip if I were you cause I see you all “frustrated” and “mad” and *****.
@ Mustard Sauce
Brook and manda whats shaking yall? cute picture Brook and manda yeah the Sauce family adopted me and gave me the name mustard and ewwwwwww i hate mustard but hey im adopted i cant do no better right now.
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Hey Mustard, yea I would hate my name to if I was you, how about Ketchup, see your a sauce yet u dont have to carry the sauce last name, Ketchup stands alone. lol
mustard sauce the adopted sauce child
Hot Sauce… can you give me another sauce name i dont like this mustard type of crappy name? how bout it?
See what i can, fam. Howabout, Hollandaise Sauce? It’s refined, cultured and personifies cl*****.
What an ***** kickin’ the Cowboys sustained yesterday
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Damn fam why must we rub it in……..lmao
@BE
“ooohhh man what you going to do now???? that will be the first image your baby sees come July 2009″
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Uh, Man…I got a lil somethin’ going on. Dude seems like a keeper:-)We’ve discussed some thangZ.
I’m impressed that you pay attention when we talk about real -ish on here. men don’t know how important it is to listen. Despite your constance sex-banter you’re a cool dude.(Cyber) kiss to you!
@Brookie – I respect that. Me and Z discussed this this morning, she said I got drunk…., I wasn’t That drunk but I was feeling nice. LOL. I kept askin everyone if they were all right, I just thought it was kinda ghetto, like how they not gonna have plates?? lol
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yeah you was feeling no pain…not having plates is EXTRA GHETTO! not knowing the people but just first impression about 75% of them where ghetto so I guess they thought it was alright.
You tell them I don’t like the way they talk to my Brookie!!! Some of them are rude but again I don’t know them and you know my maternal instincts are high for my bossip peeps
((((((YARN))))))==>NEXT
@qc704
Mariah and Nick look cute and I’m happy for them. I hope she has a beautiful baby girl that looks just like her.
@chatroom
if u hadda payed attn.
to the post at the beginning
then u woulda saw wut we had 2 say ab
NICK N MIMI…
duuuhhhhh…
lolz
@ Brook
That was not the gist of what I was telling you!!! thats all u got from my lecture this morning? That u were drunk? no. I said U cannot party when u are throwing a party! u party on your own time.
@QC – @chatroom
have u left a msg ab nick and mariah yet?
stop complainin and be an example.
plz, leave a comment.
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AMEN! they spent 3 posts telling us to shut the hell up!!
@Chat – do you work for Media Fake Out and need us to come post for you?
@chatroom
have u left a msg ab nick and mariah yet?
stop complainin and be an example.
plz, leave a comment.
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@Qc704
Good observation. See I believe ppl do things for attention, maybe this person wants to get adopted into the Bossip Family, but he/she must p***** initiation first… lol
oh lauwd i leave fo five minutes and yall start cuttin up!
L M A O!!!!
The Superbowl Winners for 2008-2009 are:
Carolina Panthers over the San Diego Chargers. You write that ***** down.
@chatroom
YAYYY U LEFT A COMMENT.
u deserve a cookie!!!
@ Be
they were rude bc they did not like us. We were the new chicks on the block.
@Everyone including Bossip
Ay is it to late to get on the Reality Show band wagon…I say it should be called “Internet Date Z”
Who’s gamed???
@qc704-lol at your comment. Yeah-its gettin’ lively up in here! Bout time Bossipers:-)
@VEE
“I got a lil somethin’ going on. Dude seems like a keeper:-)We’ve discussed some thangZ.
I’m impressed that you pay attention when we talk about real -ish on here. men don’t know how important it is to listen. Despite your constance sex-banter you’re a cool dude.(Cyber) kiss to you!”
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Yeah, if there was one thing I would tell my future son about dating women it would be to LISTEN. Really pay attention and everything else would fall in line.
Tell me of this lucky ***** that’s a keeper. What does he do?
@Man I’ma ********** *****
No me and a lot of other people on the internet that like coming to Bossip would like it if you and your lame ***** friends would get some real friends and stop posting your personal bull***** on Bossip. Its not just me it a lot of people that come to Bossip. Just set up a chatroom so we dont have to read you alls corny stories and corny names like hot sauce, mustard sauce
Is This A Chatroom?
Is This A Chatroom?
You guys have each other email address you losers should use it instead of posting all of this personal bull***** on Bossip. Get a life and some real friends losers. You guys are pathetic
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yes ***** damn! post and keep it moving!
Send all request to Mock which is myself her manager at my*****e.com/mockrockstar or contact Bossip up in the Contacts and Tip section…
Weez out…
SKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEETSKEET
Bossip Comments
4563 ***** You Ave
Youarea*****, OH 80541
Hahahahaha
@ Z
No Z, I respect everything u said this morning, I just mention that tid bit to Be cuz thats what they were fussing wit me about in the limo, about my alcohol intake, I was saying I guess yall was right, but its hard to focus around all that liquor sometimes…
@Be
Yea I let ppl get away wit but so much, see ppl think cuz I am a bit p*****ive that I am a punk, I just hate arguing thats all. I am not sure that I wanna get in this business wit the two girls I am wit now cuz it was too much conflict
I said U cannot party when u are throwing a party! u party on your own time.
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Brooke – Some good advice especially when dealing with people you know…keep it professional!
@Z – did you tell that purse what I said…I’m forreal though keep close eye on that while I’m around!!
@Hotsauce – I may be biased but Z is actually Extra pretty in person and um her body is sick..had to say it!
@Everybody – Ms. Brooke butt is not flat!! it just does not poke out but it is a nice size!
@brook lynn
lmbo at the “initiation process.”
smh…that was the most miserable
internet experience ever!!!
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@OSHIE
wut up?
People come to Bossip to read stories and to make comments about celebrities not to real youalls bull***** or Is This A Chatroom?
Is This A Chatroom?
People come to Bossip to read stories and to make comments about celebrities not to real youalls bull***** or Is This A Chatroom?
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This is a chatroom.
@Z – @ Be
they were rude bc they did not like us. We were the new chicks on the block.
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We wasn’t checking for them, we just wanted to party with each other anyway…and uuummm ppppllleeea*****eee!!! women are so crazy! I had fun though
OSHIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
@ Z and Be
Its not that they didnt like yall, they felt that I was hanging wit yall too much and not them, I was like ***** it, I came here to do my job and have a good time, hell I had more fun wit yall than them anyway
@Manda
You corny ***** ***** shut the ***** up!
@chatroom
I need you to locate these
other ppl who only wanna chat ab
the post.
THEN after that i will need
all of u to relocate to
AOL’s gossip column.
thank you.you have been dismissed.
PS ***** ur name is:
“is this a chatroom”
at least the “sauces” names have some flavor to them…
who here??????
BE
Yeah, i glimpsed her goodies on her My*****e Page, and i must say, she got the body of a Bottecelli(sp) Venus. She’s bad!
NICK CANNON IS NOT THE FATHER…
Good morning, all
BE, I thought this new study on the increase of murders of black teens might interest you, FYI. The article link is below:
WASHINGTON — Murders of African-American teenagers have risen 39% since 2000 and 2001, according to a report due out Monday.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123050124581438021.html?mod=djemITP
Hi BK and Z and Be and Man and everyone else, did ya’ll have a lovely Christmas?
I just now got my bonus check and I’m fitting to wipe my ***** with it!
@Oshie
Oh I thought this website was supposed to be about celebrity news and gossip and not lame ***** mother *****ers like Daywalker who wanna come on the internet and lie about what they got and where they at?
Oh, and congrats to Mimi
@Everybody – Ms. Brooke butt is not flat!! it just does not poke out but it is a nice size!
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Awwww Thanks alot Be!!! That was the help of Spanx wit extra padding, uhhh like why u didnt tell me my areola was out like all night be, where were your maternal insticts, I got yelled at by my Brother LOL
Oh, Lawd!!!!!!!!
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK. OK. I will make an attempt to comment on the topic….
Mariah……uh……ummmm…uh..
OK, I tried dammit!!!!!!!!
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!
Is This A Chatroom?
@Oshie
Oh I thought this website was supposed to be about celebrity news and gossip and not lame ***** mother *****ers like Daywalker who wanna come on the internet and lie about what they got and where they at?
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Ok!
Is This A Chatroom?
@Manda
You corny ***** ***** shut the ***** up!
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aw thats cute, u curse like a preschooler
@SYDNEY
Wut’s up Sis? How did everything go the other night. I was gonna check back in but it seemed like everything was kosher…
You see I tried for you ma..
@Everybody – Ms. Brooke butt is not flat!! it just does not poke out but it is a nice size!
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hmmmm??
@qc704
No you guys should get some friends you have been dismissed girlfriend don’t get me started
Is This A Chatroom?
@OSHIE
You are going to wipe ur ***** with ur bonus check???? LMAO. Damn, must of been a tough year this year.
Hey Diva
@Man
LOL, it was fine — except for the trolls.
@ Sydney–
I read that article this morning. Also–I was reading our local newspaper of the crime statistics for the year in review. The thing that was interesting, yet sad was every homicide in my city for 2008 was committed by a person who was younger than the victim!
SMH!!!!!!!!!
OSHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@ Be and Hot Sauce
Ya’ll make me blush. stop it. But BE back up off my bag now. We had good times together!
@Brook
I am an alcoholic as well. It is hard to be focused when the devil’s elixir is pouring all around you!
Oshie and Be, lol. @ Man-u know I’ll keep my Bossip fam posted. and you’re right: listening is a major skill for all of us, really. But its a great *****et for a man. My new-dude is a Manager for a local company. We’ll see what happens…
Oshieee I totally missed u my beige sista… Now if only my shortie sista Sxy Q was here then it will be on and popping
@Be
You absolutley right, I should have kept it mad professional. I know for next time. I have a New Years eve party coming up on Wednesday and its for people I dont know so I will see how well this come out.
Is This A Chatroom?
Hoodho, take yo’ ***** to MTO and be happy!
Is this a chatroom… what the hell you talk? like is this a chatroom is the name of the year> pleaseeeeeeeeee at least my name got some flavor, i dont like mustard either but hey is this a chatroom sucks!
**adjusting gl*****es**
Mandah, is that you????????
I wanna see a pic of Brooke’s *****!
@Diva
Yes, it’s very disturbing.
On a side note, I still can’t believe that Santa gunman story. It’s incredibly depressing. . .
@SYDNEY
“LOL, it was fine — except for the trolls. ”
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Yeah, I saw there was a troll in there posing as your boy asking for “***** Pie.”
I ain’t goin lie, that ***** was hilarious though. Ol’ boy thought it was me LOL. Well, again, I tried for the pic for you.
I take it someone’s upset ’cause y’all went and turned this biotch into a chatroom!!
One question—haven’t we ALWAYS done that????
Lol!!!!!!!!!!
@chatroom
you have been dismissed girlfriend don’t get me started
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((wait for it…
…wait for it….))
………………
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
DIVAH!!!!!!!!
@Brook
I am an alcoholic as well. It is hard to be focused when the devil’s elixir is pouring all around you!
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Girl I am at the point where alcohol tastes like water now. Thats bad my liver must look like Mucus..ewwww
is this a chat room… what you mad cause we sauces wont give you none of our flavor? Dont get the sauces started now> i aint no big time chatter on here either but its seems if you dont like it go to St elsewhere!
@ Man: I got less this year then I did last year and that’s with working more hours and a fat raise. Make sense? I didn’t *****ing think so.
I’m about to break the copy machine I’m so *****ed.
@Man
“I ain’t goin lie, that ***** was hilarious though. Ol’ boy thought it was me”
No, that was a troll, too.
Hey Oshie, Tru diva!!
@Brooke – yeah I did see that but i could not alert you in a way that would not attract more attention to it! you were not close to me..it was mostly because of the Beyonce dances!!
chat room is a lonely biatch. u can tell cus he/she is tryin their hardest to talk to us at all cost lol. i think they do want to be apart of the family lol, well call him/her *****ty sauce, all the flavor half the nutrients LMAO!
@VEE
“u know I’ll keep my Bossip fam posted. and you’re right: listening is a major skill for all of us, really. But its a great *****et for a man. My new-dude is a Manager for a local company. We’ll see what happens…”
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Awww I see. A manager huh… well he has half of the battle won because he has a “legal job.” The next important question….
Does he have children?
If you ask for more than that than you are just stuck up (jk) LOL..
I wanna see a pic of Brooke’s *****!
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I will email u pics of Saturday nite, sorry no ***** shots all my *****ets are on the top if u know what I mean. And be frontin I had on that Herve Ledger dress in silver, anybody’s ***** would look big in that. LOL
LOL @ “***** Pie”.
Sydney – thanks for the “*****ignment” (I mean information) LOL
be back everyone.
Love ya Hot Sauce
LUNCH TIMMMEE!! see yall in an hour
Hi BE!!!!!
Mandah!!!!
I guitar heroed out!!!!!!
@qc704
“i refuse
to have Z showin
up at MY local wal-mart
askin me for ur
cyber child support checks!!!
i wont tolerate it!!!”
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don’t worry about that. You gotta trust me….
@ Mandah-lmao-did u say ‘curse like a preschooler’…………Haha!!!!!!
@ Brook Lynn Choc-slow down on the drinks and take care of your liver gurl!!! We gotsta maintain. You know, stick around long enough to see another man of color get in the White House (40 yrs from now) LOL
@ Oshie-don’t break the machinery at work cuz u can’t get WC if you do…
I meant to type I’m guitar heroed out!!!!
Z
Love you back, boo!
@BE
LOL @ “*****ignment”
Ill might be interested — He likes stats.
@Brooke – yeah I did see that but i could not alert you in a way that would not attract more attention to it! you were not close to me..it was mostly because of the Beyonce dances!!
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@ BE
What!! I act a fool on Beyonce, I turn into fakoynce, lol. My brother was like “Pull ya damn *****y up before I pop them..” like how rude LOL, Thats why they gotta go..
@QC – @chatroom
you have been dismissed girlfriend don’t get me started
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((wait for it…
…wait for it….))
………………
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
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@OSHIE
How did u fare for the holidays???
@ Brook Lynn Choc-slow down on the drinks and take care of your liver gurl!!! We gotsta maintain. You know, stick around long enough to see another man of color get in the White House (40 yrs from now) LOL
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@Vee
Girl I am trying. Its hard when u work in a bar 3 nights a week. But chile I got crazy ***** issues and alcohol is the only thing that keeps me from fuggin somebody up, ironically it calms me, aint that a ***** lol
@ Man: It was ok. I thought you’d be interested in knowing we attended the Denver-Philly game on Friday, 101 to 100 Denver was the final, I think, I was drunk as *****.
Brook… ok thanks but i think i better stick with mustard sauce because one rule hot sauce has is you got to carry the sauce name torch, and ketchup sauce aint gonna cut it… sorry Hot! close you ears no disrespect with the ketchup name!
@BE
hey hon, how r u???
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@man
i trust you
as far as i can kick you…
and thats to the curb homie!!!
Oh and I got lots of new clothes. I look really hot today.
@ Mustard Sauce
Boo I am going in my kitchen right now to find u a new ***** name cuz I cant handle this for you.
BRB
@QC 704
“i trust you
as far as i can kick you…
and thats to the curb homie!!!”
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Everyone deserves a seond chance…
@QC – Hey Miss!
@Syd – Ill might be interested — He likes stats.
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okay…LOL – I LOVE STATS TOOO!!!
LOL at Manda aka cranberry damn girl does that *****ty sauce with no nutrients p***** right thru us.. LOLlllllllll!!!! long as we pick the corn kernels and the nuts out of it LOl!!!
@OSHIE
“It was ok. I thought you’d be interested in knowing we attended the Denver-Philly game on Friday, 101 to 100 Denver was the final, I think, I was drunk as *****.”
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Hot white female drunk in Denver. Hmmmm…
I’m glad Kobe and the Lakers weren’t playing that night….
OK Mustard!!!
You are officially dubbed Bossips “Steak Sauce” How bout that???
@man…
ppl dont “deserve”
2nd chances…but we do “need”
them.
soooo…ok, you’re allowed back on my porch.
@QC 704
“ppl dont “deserve”
2nd chances…but we do “need”
them.
soooo…ok, you’re allowed back on my porch.”
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That’s all I ask….
So whats everyone got planned for New Years eve???
Brooklynn you better guve me a better one than Hot did cause you know Hot dont play that ketchup mess and nothing light weight like lemon dill sauce or chilli sauce ok?
Brook.. ok let me have a meeting with Hot sauce and see which one he picks for me your steak sauce or his hollandaise… meeting takes about 30 mins.. BRB, i will come back with the new name on my gravy.
Hot white female drunk in Denver. Hmmmm…
I’m glad Kobe and the Lakers weren’t playing that night….
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I’m not. Like I said, my bonus check sucked. False rape accusation check, now you’re talking!
QC’s NEW YEARS PLANS:
1:go party wit my asian bff lover til 12
2:return to my apt, and drink
wit ab 8other folks and play xbox
3.HHHOOORAAAYYYY CRANBERRY BURNETTES!!!
@OSHIE
“Hot white female drunk in Denver. Hmmmm…
I’m glad Kobe and the Lakers weren’t playing that night….
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I’m not. Like I said, my bonus check sucked. False rape accusation check, now you’re talking!”
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Ha ha ha ha. I feel you. Your ***** woulda been hurtin though.
@ Brooke: For new year’s I’m going to inject myself full of hotsauce like Z, that sounds mighty nice.
hollandaise sauce aka mustard sauce
Steak Sauce works for me also…So it’s all good.
@Everyone – TTYL – have basketball games!
I want a sauce name so I can be officially ordained and Hot Sauce and I could live in sanctified matrimonial bliss.
Oshie hates her job
@ Brooke: For new year’s I’m going to inject myself full of hotsauce like Z, that sounds mighty nice.
Looks like my New Year’s gonna be POPPIN’!.
Lol @ Oshie
In that case I will inject myself full of Metrosexual men for New Years LOL
@Be
bye sweetie ttyl
@ Everyone
Wait a minute…. The sauce famuily be having Underground meetings and *****, how come we aint up on no high tech ***** like that? lol
@ Brooke: In that case I will inject myself full of Metrosexual men for New Years LOL
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You’ll be smelling like hair gel and Kenneth Cole cologne whenever you fart.
@QC 704
“QC’s NEW YEARS PLANS:
1:go party wit my asian bff lover til 12
2:return to my apt, and drink
wit ab 8other folks and play xbox
3.HHHOOORAAAYYYY CRANBERRY BURNETTES”
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That sounds like fun….
Asian women kinda scare me though.
@man
That sounds like fun….
Asian women kinda scare me though.
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why?
Ok I was actually working for a bit & had to catch up on the thread…
@ Man-lol. Yes dude has a legal job. He has 1 teenaged son and yes, I ask for alot so call me stuck-up. Ok, I dont ask for much but I want what I want when I want it. LMAO
@ Oshie-the keep-the-rape-on-the-dl-check…LOL. I was thinkn bout D McNabb the same way aft watching that football game yest. He can get it for free though, cuz I know I’d get mad gifts later after I whip it on his azz. DAYUMN!!
OMG That stupid show Real Chance of Love is still on TV?? This is the dumbest show ever on television… Damn I hate being home…
Z
What’s your favorite flavor? Or would you prefer something that fits your personality?
You’ll be smelling like hair gel and Kenneth Cole cologne whenever you fart.
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And dont 4get I will also smell of a mani and pedi, Abrocombi and Fitch, Express and H&M men and Ascot like Fred from Scooby Doo lol
@QC704
“That sounds like fun….
Asian women kinda scare me though.
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why?”
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I guess I just have trouble reading or understanding them. At least the few that I have met. Ioono.
Tell me about your friend.
@ Vee: LOL that’s how you do it! But I was just joking, I’d ***** Kobe for free in front of my husband and church.
@ Brook Lynn-where u from?
Question to Bossipers: anyone from NYC? I’m thinkn bout hanging out there to ring in the New Year…I wanna do something fun, my peeps have to work but I don’t and I got the right outfit and rump-shake for the occasion…Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……………………………….
Z If u turn into a fuggin sauce condiment then u better delete me out of your phone book, lol
Can I be ***** Sauce?
@ Brook Lynn-where u from?
Question to Bossipers: anyone from NYC? I’m thinkn bout hanging out there to ring in the New Year…I wanna do something fun, my peeps have to work but I don’t and I got the right outfit and rump-shake for the occasion…Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……………………………….
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I’, from Virginia but currently living in Brooklyn. I will be doing a party at a night club called GuestHouse on New years eve.
Brook Lynn Choclate Sauce
You can’t fight it. It’s a movement! Prepare to *****imilated. Resistance is futile.
@VEE
“lol. Yes dude has a legal job. He has 1 teenaged son and yes, I ask for alot so call me stuck-up. Ok, I dont ask for much but I want what I want when I want it. LMAO”
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Teenaged son? Dude must be older… Yeah, I was just teasing about the questions, you gotta ask questions these days. So only one child and a decent job huh…
Oh Donovan McNabb sux. Sorry, just had to say that.
McNabb that *****, oh yeah, all night long. McNabbin it.
Can I be ***** Sauce?
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Uhh Oshie, we have to refrain from our usual Vulgar talks today cuz my son came to visit Bossip today, say hi to him in my gravie…lol. His precious eyes can’t see how we usually get down. lol
@OSHIE
“Can I be ***** Sauce?”
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Please place your special special sauce on my sausage.
@man.
well my best friend(hes a guy)
says that me n her
act alike…i dnt think we do
but everybody says we do..
lolz..shes smaller than me, but we can wear the same clothes..
we have the same shape almost
and we decided yesterday that
she has a long body,and my legs are longer
but somehow,we r the same height…
we’ve benn chilin since we turned 4.
lmao…idk y i jus told u all that
but hey.now u kno
goo for them i want to see how the baby will look like
Oshie hates her job
Can I be ***** Sauce?
Oooh! That’s one of my favorite flavors. It’s second only to my favorite, which is Z’s Secret Sauce.
Hey!!!!
If there some weddings goings on, I am the OFFICIAL BOSSIP Justice O’ the PEACE!!!!!
OK. OK, now Z is tryinta get ha lafe right with Hotsauce?
Is that correct???
If so, Hotsauce–you needs to gwan and make an honest hoodboo outta this here young lady!!!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ that damn Oshie–in front of your hubby and church huh?? Well maybe not in front of my church, but McNabb or Dawkins (my fave Eagles) can get it anywhere (else) in public.
A-N-Y-W-H-E-R-E: on the steps to the castle at Disney World, the *****e Shuttle’s launch-pad, atop the Art Museum steps in Philly-you know, the ones Rocky ran, against the gate in front of The White House, CNN’s newsdesk-you name it!!
@ Brook Lynn Choc-I might look into that partee’…
Brook Lynn Choclate Sauce
You can’t fight it. It’s a movement! Prepare to *****imilated. Resistance is futile.
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Oh HELL TO THE NO!!! Z…. u betta get ya husband tryna turn me into some damn choclate sauce. Must be crazy…lol
@ Vee
If u serious I will email u the details
@1 true Diva
Yay!!! we both bought our children to Bossip today and so did Mandah, now all we need is Lacombe beatiful creole kids and Oshie daughter
oshie.. you have to check with Hot Sauce, he is the head of the sauce family tradition.. but we cant have no ***** sauces up in here but check with HOt on that.
@OSHIE
“LOL that’s how you do it! But I was just joking, I’d ***** Kobe for free in front of my husband and church.”
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ROFLMAO!!
I missed you Oshie.
Mariah definitely runs the show and wears the pants in the relationship. But they seem happy so its all good.
I’ll have to watch and see. I’m still not convinced that she’s pregnant.
@ Brookie: I sorry, but I can’t see your son, I can’t see gravies at work anymore. I’m sure he’s a cutie though.
@ Man: Gross. But also hot.
@ Brooke–
I was just reading your addition to your name.
You made me look at Mykel and smile!!
Z.. IF YOU ARE WITH MY DADDY HOT SAUCE DOES THAT MEAN YOU WILL BE MY STEP MOMMIE? I DONT WANT NO MOMMIE DEAREST NOW.
@ Oshie–
He’s cute!
@ Man-now dont u talk bad about Mcnabb! LOL
He had a GREAT game yesterday: he was so excited…which made me excited…hence the term ”He Can Get IT”…Green Light I’m ready to goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
@ Brook Lynn: please email me at barestofsouls1@aol.com. I really might come thru-I’m game for a lil’ adventure. I can just see it now, all my broke azz friends being stuck in the house & my man at work. I wanna partee’-at least a lil bit
Brook.. come join us and please be our lil chocolate sauce , you look like a lil ole chocolate drop sauce please please please brookie?
LMao @ Brook
Yes 1 Tru Diva
we are getting married.
@Hotsauce
U can pick my sauce based on my personality. Just remember there will never be a dull moment with me. *wink*
What’s up Family
Ladies, how my lovely ladies of the B been?
Fellas, what’s up playas!
Special shot out to my boy Hannibal and the Dallas Cowboys!!
@VEE
“now dont u talk bad about Mcnabb! LOL
He had a GREAT game yesterday: he was so excited…which made me excited…hence the term ”He Can Get IT”…Green Light I’m ready to goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!”
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I don’t wanna be on your badside or nuthin but McNabb is ALWAYS smiling. I mean, he smile for no damn reason (after a loss, after getting benched, not knowing the game rules, T.O. hain on him). And when he smiles, he show all 162 of his teeth.
That’s why I hate him and suspect he gay. Seriously… Name one other ***** that smile ALL the damn time.
OK. OK. Have ya’ll had your pre-marital counseling?
For a small fee and an order of wings, I can accomodate ya!
Holla back with the window cracked!
oshie .. thats why we cant have no puss8 sauces and dic8 sauces and sausage sauces cause we got brook’s kid up in here today and he has virgin ears, so you have to stand in line and let hot sauce give you a honarary sauce name and have your dues ready!
Z
Well, judging from your take no prisoner’s or suffer no fools personality, howabout, Fiesty Sauce?
**wondering aloud if there are anymore sauces left**
Let’s see–
There’s Spaghetti.
Alfredo.
Hollandaise.
*****! now I’m hungry.
lmao @ Diva
I’ll let Hot Sauce answer that one.
true diva> what kind of sauce do you like on your wings…. hot, mild, bbq or some other?
@ Man-you made me spit out my coffee @ 162 teeth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I do admit-I get annoyed when he smiles for no good reason, but John Elway used to do it too. I think its a coping mechanism to hide his nerves. However,I don’t think he’s gay and if he was I am confident that I could have him playing
for my team in NO time! I got that good-good. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
take the name because we all have to give respect to HOt Sauce since he is the fond creator of the sauces and he taste all flavors before admitting them!
But Hot Sauce
Thats not a real sauce!
I love that duck sauce but the chinese food lady people always give me a hard time.
Them mu*****kas try to charge me 25 cents “essra” for two duck sauces.
I’m like “Oh, HELLA Nah!!!”
Then they kick me out.
EVERYtime!!!
Lol!!!
ok all my sauces steak sauce is out for a while keep the sauce flavors burning and the spices hot.
steak sauce the adopted sauce child
take the name because we all have to give respect to HOt Sauce since he is the fond creator of the sauces and he taste all flavors before admitting them!
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WHAT THE ***** YOU MEAN HE TASTE ALL FLAVORS!!!!
Writing this down… no ***** sauce, no ***** sauce, no ball sauce, no ***** sauce and no donkey punching upside down cowboy with a ***** sauce… got it.
damn I bounce for a minute and niccas switch it up
It’s all good, enjoy new years people!
Z
Howabout, Lemon Pepper Sauce? It’s slightly tart, but pleasing to the palate.
John Elway can’t help but smile, he’s got too many teeth.
what about fiesty spice sauce… ok im out take Hot Sauces name or he will make you do pushups and laps around the building… he dont play.
YOU TOO dA PRO
Z.. hey calm down mammie, all i meant was he has a taster that uses his finger tip.. calm damn mammie you will now be the head sauce honcho so we respect you ma!
im baaaaaaaccccck! what i missed?
@VEE
“you made me spit out my coffee @ 162 teeth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I do admit-I get annoyed when he smiles for no good reason, but John Elway used to do it too. I think its a coping mechanism to hide his nerves. However,I don’t think he’s gay and if he was I am confident that I could have him playing
for my team in NO time! I got that good-good. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
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LOL. You are a real football fan because John Elway did do that ***** too. OMG!! I just noticed that ***** about Elway. Plus McNabb all “p*****ive” and ***** too. He try not “blow up” and *****. I hate athletes like that.
You got that Good Good huh? Hmmm…..
((peeping back in))
aw lemon pepper sauce,thats cute.
New Year = New Job for Oshie.
Going to p***** out my resumes. bbl8er………….
****** Sauce*
**shaking dust outta black robe**
(((cough…..cough)))
@ Z and Hotsauce–
Ya’ll gwan and ….cough….cough…. get ya stuff together and get back with me. I gotta take your paperwork…cough…cough… down to city hall. Since it takes me awhile on my moped, I need to leave now to beat the traffic.
((sneezing))
Damn!! When was the last time somebody on BOSSIP got hitched?????
***Cough…..cough***
who cares if this cow is about have a calf.
Z stop treating me like the adopted one although i am adopted but i got feelings now be a good sauce mommie to me and take of my daddy Hot Sauce.
OK Hotsauce. Thats my name name. Ya’ll hear that everyone. From now on ya’ll have to address me as Lemon Pepper.
We have to hurry up and finalize our nuptials so we can have Lemon Pepper Hot Sauce!
dayum can a *****h get a update?!? saucelites? any vouluntiers?!? lol
loves to all my sauce family.
@ Steak sauce
you got it. my bad. Didn’t mean to back slide there.
@Z
“OK Hotsauce. Thats my name name. Ya’ll hear that everyone. From now on ya’ll have to address me as Lemon Pepper.
We have to hurry up and finalize our nuptials so we can have Lemon Pepper Hot Sauce”
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ha ha ha ha. Yeah, hurry up so Hot Sauce thinks the baby is for him.
Ata girl!!
steak sauce the adopted sauce child
loves to all my sauce family.
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which side of the family u from? a1 or that nasty ***** heinz? lol
@ Man-people are always surprised that a girly-gurl like me knows so much about football. But I grew up around it-I LOVE it! So yep, John Elway, Testeverde, Reggie White, McMahon, LT-they were big in the game when I started really following the sport. I dont care what *****ODY says #5 can get it. If ya think he smiles now I guess you’ll see his GUMS if I give him some
Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)
Dang, boo. You got ol’ Hot Sauce feelin’ all emotional and *****.
manda.. im local boo im that famous A1 steak sauce but known all over the world!
@ Man
Bye Hata
You see me
Feeling Saucy
and ya mad cuz ya can’t do it like he.
Cuz I feel him in my tummy and his skeetz be so yummy…
Man, I just don’t care
*****, the only babies she gon’ have is mine. Now if you wanna be the ol’ perverted uncle who lives on the other side of the country cuz of your registered sex offender status, then by all means, you can show up to the after wedding party. Btw, we’re registered at Macy’s.
now yall new comers know when Z hooks up with my daddy Hot sauce, she nows becomes number one head honcho-miss of the sauce firm and what she says goes also and we welcome her baby too cause im adopted but its all about family tradition.
Registered at Macy’s??????
Aw, man–*****!!!
I thought ya’ll was registered at Dollar General!!
I KNOW ya’ll fixin ta have ya ***** catered from Church’s chicken!!!
I can’t be marrying *****ody if their ***** aint catered from Church’s!
man i dont care.. i think i got a new mommie name Z .. sorry charlie.
@1TruDiva
*poppin gum*
Nah he love me so much he said we was gonna do this cl*****y. Macys it is.
@1 Tru Diva
I said we doin this cl*****y. It will be catered by BBQ’s.
1true diva… make sure you order a bunch of legs from Church’s cause i know miss Z gwan be showing that leg with the garter band on her thigh!
LADIES, GENTLEMEN & OL’ PERVERTED SEX OFFENDERS, I NOW PRESENT TO YOU, THE FIRST LADY (AND YOUR QUEEN) OF THE SAUCE DYNASTY: THE INCOMPARABLE Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce) YOU MAY ALL GLARE IN AWE!
*Cheesin!*
lol hot sauce aint my daddy, i told yall im just the cuzin that comes thru on holidays lol. but the little saucelett will be welcomed into a family of flavor no doubt lol
Damn–
Now I gotta go back and get my ***** off lay-a-way from Dollar general.
And to think I had errthang, too!
I had–
200 count thread sheets. (Queen size)
Some toilet paper.
A broom AND a mop!! ( I had to get the set!!!)
And some Gain laundry detergent!
I’ma be made if they don’t give me my $5.00 back!!!
can we have daywalker at the door to keep all the riff raff out and the hungry bums who come to eat and bring no present?
@ Steak sauce–
She can have the legs from Church’s but you need to look in the aluminum foil pan UNDER the table.
**whispering**
I bought YOU a steak!!!
Keep THAT betwwen us!!!
1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals—BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!
I KNOW ya’ll fixin ta have ya ***** catered from Church’s chicken!!!
I can’t be marrying *****ody if their ***** aint catered from Church’s!
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cuz i needs me my honey biscuits, caint not have them! ( laughs at uber ghettoness lol)
so i guess its official as of today.. Dec 29, 2008, Z will be respected and never disrespected by any of the sauce family from now on in.. welcome Z!
lmao @ Steak Sauce.
Sure imma be the bigger person and allow him to witness our happiness. He could be useful and work the door.
1true diva… thanks cutie for that hidden steak .. now im about to run off in another room cause i aint about to share this big o T bone with *****ody.. see ya wouldnt want to be ya! got my A1 sauce too!
**looking over the wedding planner**
Brooklyn–matron of honor
1TruDiva–soloist
Dapro–usher
Man–best man
1TruDiva– the organist
1TruDiva–the lady that check in all of the gifts.
1TruDiva–the lady who handles all the monetary gifts.
1TruDiva–the lady who handles all the babymammas.
1TruDiva–The lady that performs the ceremony.
steak sauce the adopted sauce child
so i guess its official as of today.. Dec 29, 2008, Z will be respected and never disrespected by any of the sauce family from now on in.. welcome Z!
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aww imma cry ( yall know always cried for no damn reason) lol
as if we didnt love her already
where did everyone go anyway?
lmao at Z!!!!
@ steak–
Holla back with the window cracked!
Z
Gotta go to work, boo. Gotta earn them stacks, so i can keep you in the finest jewelry and designer wear. Rule our kingdom with an iron hand in my absence.
Sauce Fam, Diva, Oshie (you saucy), Man, choolate sauce and all our loyal subjects, ttyl.
1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals—BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!
**looking over the wedding planner**
Brooklyn–matron of honor
1TruDiva–soloist
Dapro–usher
Man–best man
1TruDiva– the organist
1TruDiva–the lady that check in all of the gifts.
1TruDiva–the lady who handles all the monetary gifts.
1TruDiva–the lady who handles all the babymammas.
1TruDiva–The lady that performs the ceremony.
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can i be the flower girl with the frilly socks on lol
I am Back I had to defend my Idol Beyonce in the Bey Thread.. wait a damn minute {Scrolling up}
@Steak sauce
How da hell r ya, and Hellllz No yall aint turning my ol choclate ***** into a condiment, I rather stay sweet with high calories, lol
@Z
Bish stop cussin up in here Justin ears are sensitive
@Everyone
OMFG they done took ol Z from me and turned her ***** up into a sauce Z how could u???
@ Manda–
You could be the lady that walks around in the yellow suit and matching hat that has on bedroom shoes.
Lol!!!!
@1true diva… winks back at diva. wink wink..and i done got hungry for real and am about to go look some some steak on the real tip … later all you spicy sauce family folks.. love yall!
**looking over the wedding planner**
Brooklyn–matron of honor
1TruDiva–soloist
Dapro–usher
Man–best man
1TruDiva– the organist
1TruDiva–the lady that check in all of the gifts.
1TruDiva–the lady who handles all the monetary gifts.
1TruDiva–the lady who handles all the babymammas.
1TruDiva–The lady that performs the ceremony.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! yOU SPELLED MY nAME WronG!!!!! OMG I cant take it anymore {Crying uncontrollably)
@ Brook Lynn-I’m goin grab some lunch. You got my email addr right? I want the partee’ details in case I decide to roll through…
Damn Z… how many *****s fightin over you in this *****?
**reaching for tissue**
There. There! honey–don’t cry!!
They spelled Jesus’ name wrong AND killed him!!
**wiping tears away from brook’s face**
Confession to the sauce family:
You guys have truly won over Bossip, yall done converted the Bossip leader Z into a fuggin condiment, I am impressed with yall strategy yall like the fugging Mafia, betta yet the KKK yall are good. I shall now leave Bossip in peace..
Bye
@ Vee yes sweetie I took ya email down I will email you shortly.
@Diva
Its ok. I cant be mad at u cuz your daughter is just so darn pretty in that gravie…
Don’t go Brook Lynn!!
YOU are the right hand for the bride!!
How can you leave me with all the work??
Ain’t this about a blip!!!
Manda wanted to be the little girl in the frilly socks but Mykel’s got that on lock!
Lol!!
Lmao @ Mandah
Thank you sweetie.
again…im going to miss her crazy antics
Me and lemon Pepper Hot Sauce loves you. We’ll be waiting for you. make that paper boo boo.
Alright everyone, I have to start my journey back to NC. I will see ya’ll lata tonight or tomorrow. Have a great day!
I guess I gotta be running too! Since I got to go by city hall AND get to Dollar general to get my money!!
**Lookin’ at robe**
**sneezing**
I think I need to put this in the cleaners. too!
Oh well! Ima havta bees out!!
BTW–The wedding IS Wednesday, right? Please don’t tell me it’s tomorrow.
I could’ve sworn it would be on Wednesday at 12:00!
Let me know. I can’t have errbody there waiting on me–The Justice O’ the Peace of BOSSIP!!
Where did everyone go?
Oshie?
QC704?
Vee?
Is everyone gone?
@ Diva
I aint fuggin wit Z or lemon sauce or whatever she wanna be called. she is officially out of our group QZBB Feat DC. I want her excommunicated!!!!!
Oh Bye Z….Have a safe trip…
Where did everyone go?
Oshie?
QC704?
Vee?
Is everyone gone?
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Im here but I am going back to sleep, wake me up when another fight breaks out… Betta yet wake me up when Black exec comes back, he’s always fun.. lol
What tha heck will Mild Sauce say about this Z becoming a member of the Sauce family? He hates her friggin guts!! LMAO
Well…how the hell you gone kick her to the curb just before her wedding day??
Last time I was watching the wedding channel it was the BRIDE who was always kickin’ people out of the wedding!!
Dang, now she ain’t got no Matron/Maid of honor!
Oh well, next up……MANDAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ Anonymous–
I was thinking about mild sauce. I was wondering about SMDH!!!!
dammit– people make me sick coming in here while I’m BOSSIPing!!
I meant to type *wasn’t.
1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals—BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!
@ Anonymous–
I was thinking about mild sauce. I was wondering about SMDH!!!!
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Whoa! Hadnt thought about SMDH! LOL
@man…
im back hon no worries!!!
I’m back-for a few till I get bored again
@ANONYMOUS
“Whoa! Hadnt thought about SMDH! LOL”
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SMDH has been M.I.A. lately. I wonder wut’s up…
@QC704
“im back hon no worries!!!”
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I was wondering where you were. People all quiet today and ***** like they trying to work. LOL.
Although I SHOULD be gettin some work done. I ain’t forget about your pic either…. waiting for that Rogaine to kick in LOL.
WE gone DEFINITELY need some security up in this peice!!!
**shuddering**
**ahem**
@ Hotsauce and Z–
Since the annoucement of your impending nupitals, there have been some newsbreaking developments. In light of such, if it’s at all possible, I’d like to receive my money BEFORE the ceremony.
Thank you for your cooperation,
1TruDiva
@BOSSLADEE (cause I’m nasty)
“I’m back-for a few till I get bored again ”
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Yeah, people been all quiet and stuff in here today. I think its cause the sex talk been all quiet. LOL.
@man
OMG
i was gonna put u on blast ab
not sending me my pic earlier!!!
but then i saw u were tryna sperminate Z
so i thought blasting u on that would be better!!!
(u r so lucky pedro is absent today,there woulda bn no 2nd chances 4 u mr!!!!)
Man, the only way to remedy that is to…(drumroll please)…start the sex talk again. Que the band! Start playin that corny, mock-jazz sh– that they play in *****os lol.
@Diva
LOL. I had to give Z the boot, she knows that it is against my religion to be a sauce and I shalt no he thy part*****te in no damn wedding, lol wow u can tell I need to brush up on my biblical skills
where is lacombe I miss her
Jacky’s been calling this for a minute now!
http://www.diaryofahollywoodstreetking.com
@ qc704
Pedro, my lil brother is on punishment today for strating a record company w/o permission.
@ Vee
Man, the only way to remedy that is to…(drumroll please)…start the sex talk again. Que the band! Start playin that corny, mock-jazz sh– that they play in *****os lol.
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NO!!! There are children present in this thread
@brook lynn
strating a record company w/o permission.
———-
wut?
@QC704
“OMG
i was gonna put u on blast ab
not sending me my pic earlier!!!
but then i saw u were tryna sperminate Z
so i thought blasting u on that would be better!!!
(u r so lucky pedro is absent today,there woulda bn no 2nd chances 4 u mr!!!!)”
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LOL. You are so wrong for that. I know Pedro trying to send you all kinds of ish. LOL.
Me and Z was something in the past. Just so you know…
I’m back, did you miss me????
Ah, dammit to heck! LMAO-since I have love for the kiddies I’ll postpone the sex talk till another day (poking my lip out)…
@VEE
“Man, the only way to remedy that is to…(drumroll please)…start the sex talk again. Que the band! Start playin that corny, mock-jazz sh– that they play in *****os lol.
”
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Sorry Brooke…
There is no better way to ring the new year in than with some sex. I’m sure we all agree to that much.
Gone to lunch yall. I’m hungry as hell too.
@man.
oh so now u tell me.
is there any1 else i nd 2 kno ab?
hmm, u keepin secrets?!?!
speakin of secrets,
new facts on the old bf:
this “man”
had the nerve to tell me that
the other chic aint his girl…
neither was i…smh
i feel like burnin the babys clothes…
anyways…does rogaine really work
qc704: Why do you type in a weird college-grade poetry style? What’s with all the indentations? Just wondering…
ok im back (f*ck a conference call!) lol what i miss?
Ok we got a new problem-I’m about to kick this lil Asian woman’s ***** at my job for talking sh– about me to one of the bosses. Wooooooooo Lord help me keep me jobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb…
@QC704
“oh so now u tell me.
is there any1 else i nd 2 kno ab?
hmm, u keepin secrets?!?!
speakin of secrets,
new facts on the old bf:
this “man”
had the nerve to tell me that
the other chic aint his girl…
neither was i…smh
i feel like burnin the babys clothes…
anyways…does rogaine really work”
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Nah, no one else to know about. Oshie and I are cool but it’s all in jest….(plus Oshie is really crazy, LOL)
That ***** tryin to play wit ur mind now. Just be thankful yall weren’t married or had any kids because he would of ruined you then. I know it hurts right now but fug that nucca.
I have no idea about Rogaine… if I start to lose my hair Ima just shave it all off. (thank god I’m black)
Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)
Ok we got a new problem-I’m about to kick this lil Asian woman’s ***** at my job for talking sh– about me to one of the bosses. Wooooooooo Lord help me keep me jobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb…
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i said throw rice on tha ***** desk and comp, ha! take that you duck sauce ho! ha! lol
@VEE
DON’T DO NOTHING!!! IT’S A TRAP!!
*I say*
LOL @ duck sauce ho.
Man, stop playing games with my heart!
Man, I just don’t care
@VEE
DON’T DO NOTHING!!! IT’S A TRAP!!
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yeah he’s right, dont listen to me cuz im bad thru and thru like my cuzin hot sauce lol
Damn sneaky Asians and their booby traps!
Oshie hates her job
Damn sneaky Asians and their booby traps!
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i know right?! id be scurred to eat chinese food now cus u know they all kno eachother, and when on get mad….chile pls
huh?
LMAO-thank y’all for makin’ me laugh. But me & Suzy Wong are gonna come to blows in this beyatch! Now Jan 1 hasn’t come yet so I haven’t turned over a new leaf just yet. I’m about to whip some a$$. Its goin’ smell like MSG all up in and thru this office!!!
MSG is odorless. Sorry for being a smartypants, but it is. *ducks duck sauce*
ANYONE LOOKING 4 MY DAUGHTER EMILY (SMDH) SHE’S ENJOYING HER CHRISTMAS VACATION IN ALASKA WITH THE FAMILY. WE’RE FEASTING ON MOOSE NUGGETS (*****), MOOSE BURGERS, AND HER ALLTIME FAV. MOOSE CHILI
Moose chili gives me wicked gas.
@ Osjie-not thic chick: we decided months ago that her foul B.O. smells like a mixture of sugar & gas. That’s what I get for not letting y’all in on my inside office-joke
@ Oshie-not this chick: her MSG reeks
.
We decided months ago that her foul B.O. smells like a mixture of sugar & gas. That’s what I get for not letting y’all in on my inside office-joke
@oshie
qc704: Why do you type in a weird college-grade poetry style? What’s with all the indentations? Just wondering…
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LMAO
i use 2 write reallly itty bitty
and put everything in “my version of a paragraph format”
in high school…teachers would get tired of tryna read it and jus p***** me…
now its a habit…
plus smthn ab writing ALL the way 2 the end of a line annoys me
idk y….smh
Sugar and gas? Sounds like Ancient Chinese Booby Trap! You better tell her you so solly she’ll put dim sum in your gas tank!
What I like about Mariah and Alicia Keys is that they are black to the core..they don’t mince words about that..they are more proud to be called black than some black skinned people..So I say “Big up” to Black love(Mariah and Nick Carey)LOL..On a serious note..I wish the couple the best and that child would be pretty(girl) or handsome(boy).. and will be talented. I’m praying for you guys! More power to Black love!
LMAO @ Stanley.
@vee
sugar and gas.
smh u made me throw up my cookie.
way to go.
@stanley
i thought mariah didnt recognize her black
half n preferred 2 be white???
@ qc704-well sorry u threw up Hon but just by telling me that you got sick made me queasy: so now we’re even.
@ STANLEY
WELL ***** YOU THEN STANLEY!!
I’m sleepy. I need some crystal mef.
Still LOLing at the statement that Mariah Carey is “black to the core”…
This article makes no sense. She cut down on her workouts, yet she’s skiing. Yeah, that seems like a safe activity to do while you’re pregnant. If she is or isn’t, it makes no difference to me.
@vee
does she have stinky lines
comin from her body
like pig pen did
on charlie brown???
theres some ppl
in my office
who have surp*****ed the “lines”
and have stink “clouds” instead
Pregnant and wearing ski boots? i dunno..lol
Where is everyone?
I realized today that women suck because most of them don’t have senses of humor. Or there sense of humor doesn’t include sarcasm.
@oshie
realized today that women suck because most of them don’t have senses of humor. Or there sense of humor doesn’t include sarcasm.
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where is this
observation stemming from???
did some1 not laugh at a joke?
@ qc704: No, it just comes from being around women all the time, especially at work.
They’re all so “sensitive”.
@qc704, lol…I don’t look at her that hard. She’s just an aging fortune cookie. I know one thing: me getting a promotion has really *****ed her off. I had to straighten her out a couple of mos ago about promising work to people when I’m the one that does it. In short, I told her not to speak for me-EVER. Apparently she tried to get back at me by talking slick on the d.l. I just found out and like the cop in Menace II Society said, “You know you f’ed up now dont cha???”
@oshie…
you’re rite.
but down here…everbodys
sensitive…it makes it hard 4 mean folks like me…smh
This convo reminds me of something Chris Rock said, “She’s trying to desTROY me!!!!” “You work at JC Penny’s gift wrap *****, what is she doing, ripping up your paper???”
Congrat!!!
Break out the spandex onsies and the miniature whoopi cushions.
@vee…
rotflmaoooooo…
an aging fortune cookie.
im ab to call my friend that rite now!!!
brb
Where is Z and Man and Brookie Pie and them???!!
ANYONE LOOKING 4 MY DAUGHTER EMILY (SMDH) SHE’S ENJOYING HER CHRISTMAS VACATION IN ALASKA WITH THE FAMILY. WE’RE FEASTING ON MOOSE NUGGETS (*****), MOOSE BURGERS, AND HER ALLTIME FAV. MOOSE CHILI
HOLY ***** LOL
I sat next to this lady on the plane that had a broken arm and she was f**ked up beyond belief on pain meds and kept opening bottles and popping them. I wanted to ask her for one so badddddd…..
@ Oshie–did u say Brookie Pie?!?!?!? LMAOOOOOOOOO
Ok ladies I’m back so now you can get horny.
Oh THANK GOD WHAT A RELIEF.
I went a whole solid 43 minutes without being horny. WTF was the drive thru window that busy???
I wish it was true, but Mariah is NOT pregnant. Peep this article: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,473485,00.html So until Mariah says it herself, I’m not believing anything these gossips sites say. And I don’t see no baby bump in those pictures either.
ok yall oh lawdy needs help!!!
Ohhhhhh, Man is back. Ok: thoughts of dirty-talk are keeping me from opening a can of whoop *****. I’m waitn for this beyatch in the parking lot. I usually leave work at 3 but I’m sticking around for a while. Okay so Man, entice us Babyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…………….
@Oshie
“Oh THANK GOD WHAT A RELIEF.
I went a whole solid 43 minutes without being horny. WTF was the drive thru window that busy???”
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Yeah, I said somewhere else to stop by.
Sorry about that 43 minutes though. I hate to have you waiting that long. Well, now you can continue being horny though.
@ Vee: Tell her that her mama did your toenails wrong cullah! No likey and then her daddy loved you long time!
ok my old man is a lil depressed he got laid off til the 2nd week of jan, we havent *****ed in about 2 week cuz aunt rosie was here and i wanna put in on him 2 nite to make him feel better…any suggestions!!!
What else… um, you said let’s 69 and he said why you want beef with broccoli???
Ok I’m done.
@OH LAWDY
“ok my old man is a lil depressed he got laid off til the 2nd week of jan, we havent *****ed in about 2 week cuz aunt rosie was here and i wanna put in on him 2 nite to make him feel better…any suggestions!!!”
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giving facial shots cures depression for men. You can look it up, it’s a scientific fact.
Damn Lawdy you bleed for 2 weeks?
Oh wait, you’re still not talking to me huh?
whats a facial shot
@ Oshie-stop it you are killing me…
@ Man-you really went there…Lawd Have Mercy………………………lol
@ oh lawdy
in my experience ***** and blow jobs always cheer the mister. frills are optional.
***** is good for your skin. Especially Man’s *****, it’s got alpha hydroxy acids and pro-lipid dyglycerides and *****.
no oshie i bled for 1 week and the other the kids were home we dont do it when they are there they are to dam nosey!!!
@OH LAWDY
“whats a facial shot”
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Let him bust in your face. I promise he will be on cloud nine for a while afterwards….
ok my old man is a lil depressed he got laid off til the 2nd week of jan, we havent *****ed in about 2 week cuz aunt rosie was here and i wanna put in on him 2 nite to make him feel better…any suggestions!!!
Lawdy Lawdy Lawdy… u need Jesus lol. Nah but try using some toys on him tonight perferably ***** beeds, u know spice it up. I bet he will forget all about his problems once them nice cold beads go up his *****. LMAO
Oshie Im right here {waving}
i was thinking bout stopping at fredeicks and getting something nasty!!!
@BLAQ
“in my experience ***** and blow jobs always cheer the mister. frills are optional.”
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You know, I could use some cheering up myself…
@OH LAWDY
“i was thinking bout stopping at fredeicks and getting something nasty!!!”
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Yeah… but if you swallow it’s a whole lot cheaper. That’s great for our emotions too…. when you swallow.
um brook i like having all my teeth and i am to light skinned for a black eye, so i will p***** on the butt bead…..no facial shots , i prefer swallowing, protien and my motto is taste it dont waste it!!!
@OSHIE
“***** is good for your skin. Especially Man’s *****, it’s got alpha hydroxy acids and pro-lipid dyglycerides and *****.”
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Yup… and I keep my woman’s skin GLOWING!! Cause I’m “nice” and *****.
Man, I am adding that one to your invoice. FYI.
@oh lawdy
wigs work
wigs n heels,they like pretendin u somebody
else…
oh n the jamie foxx album, track 9
weekend lover…
aint nthn better than feelin like its friday on a monday!!!
Hi Brookie Poo Bear Punkin Pie!
What Is Irony: When you drop your Butterfinger bar and it smashes into a million pieces.
@QC704
“wigs work
wigs n heels,they like pretendin u somebody
else…
oh n the jamie foxx album, track 9
weekend lover…
aint nthn better than feelin like its friday on a monday!!!”
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AND SWALLOWING
AND FACIALS
**imagining QC704 in wigs-n-heels swallowing**
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@ oh lawdy
skip freddy’s all you need is a wife beater and a thong. Fill your mouth with hot water (as hot as you can stand it)hold it until your mouth heats up swallow all but a little bit and go to work.
i dont do heels to much cuz i am so tall
AND SWALLOWING
AND FACIALS
**imagining QC704 in wigs-n-heels swallowing**
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ROTFL!
smashed up butterfinger just came out of my nose!
Yeah I still ate it. Don’t judge me.
@OSHIE
“ROTFL!
smashed up butterfinger just came out of my nose!
Yeah I still ate it. Don’t judge me.”
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I would of been mad if you didn’t eat that butterfinger…
@oh lawdy
is ur man shorter than u
wit heels on???
i wouldnt want u to make him feel inferior
@OSHIE
Oh yeah… that chick didn’t put out. We had a “date” and we was “talkin and *****.”
UGH!!
skip freddy’s all you need is a wife beater and a thong. Fill your mouth with hot water (as hot as you can stand it)hold it until your mouth heats up swallow all but a little bit and go to work.
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*writing this down*
no i am 5 11 and he is 6 10 so thats not an issue
Oh my-went from 0 to 150 degrees up in here!! I think I may have to break out my clear go-go heels this evening.
PS-I just gave Suzy Chang a piece of my mind. I cant let her interfere with my $, sorry *****!
Oh yeah… that chick didn’t put out. We had a “date” and we was “talkin and *****.”
UGH!!
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@ man if they don’t put out on the 1st date or the 2nd date don’t call them or except their calls….lol
Man, I just don’t care
@OSHIE
Oh yeah… that chick didn’t put out. We had a “date” and we was “talkin and *****.”
UGH!!
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Oh *****, ***** that *****, she’s going to make you talk all the way to the bank. I know her kind, they can go years without sex. YEARS. RUN.
@SNOOP
“if they don’t put out on the 1st date or the 2nd date don’t call them or except their calls….lol”
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U ain’t lyin *****. LOL.
no i am 5 11 and he is 6 10 so thats not an issue
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damn who that that ***** play for….lol
My ***** hurt.
@ Lawdy: Put on heels then. Guys like heels. And *****s. Heels and *****s.
popped his achilles(sp) tendon while in traing for the cavaliers
@OSHIE
“if they don’t put out on the 1st date or the 2nd date don’t call them or except their calls….lol”
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Yeah, she def one of them types too. Asking me my “career plans” and *****. WTF????!!!???
“*****, I plan to bust in yo face!!!”
Sadly I love women that tend to abuse and neglect me…
Oh *****, ***** that *****, she’s going to make you talk all the way to the bank. I know her kind, they can go years without sex. YEARS. RUN.
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damn thats a county jail sentence. can’t do it, 1 week is to damn long
@oh lawdy
OMG…HE IS A BEAST!!!
PUT ON THE HEELS..
DO IT DO IT!!!!
“*****, I plan to bust in yo face!!!”
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Wow, if someone said that to me on the first date I’d be like let’s get married right now!!!
Sounds like your career plans didn’t get her wet enough. Either that or she had to take a dump and didn’t feel like getting plowed. LOL @ her.
ok question of the day….how old were you when you lost your virginity!!!
I was old: 17.
@ Lawdy
Fredericks aint got ***** left, I bought it all lol
I lost mine to a red head. I didn’t tell him I was a virgin. I just lay there and didn’t move or say anything. My how times have changed…
12
@OSHIE
“Wow, if someone said that to me on the first date I’d be like let’s get married right now!!!
Sounds like your career plans didn’t get her wet enough. Either that or she had to take a dump and didn’t feel like getting plowed. LOL @ her.”
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LOL. See, it’s a good thing we didnt meet before you got married Oshie, because you would need a full genital replacment surgery by now….
YOUR SKIN WOULD BE RADIANT THOUGH!!
I don’t like Fredericks. VS is better. Fredericks’ costumes are cheesy.
ok question of the day….how old were you when you lost your virginity!!!
ummm 16 to my Phys Ed teacher in VA….Hey didnt we already have this conversation? lol
I don’t like Fredericks. VS is better. Fredericks’ costumes are cheesy.
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I only buy bras panties and ligerie from fredericks not costumes, I get the costumes from 3wishes(dot)com
LOL. See, it’s a good thing we didnt meet before you got married Oshie, because you would need a full genital replacment surgery by now….
YOUR SKIN WOULD BE RADIANT THOUGH!!
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It already is! wink wink!
I’m winking because there’s ***** in my eye!
You people are downright boring! Before you say something stupid like… move on then…BYE!!
@ Snoop
uhhh 12??? singing Ludacris song(He’s a Hoe!!” LOL
G’nite peeps. Be naughty, as I know you will
Till tomorrow, peace!
You people are downright boring! Before you say something stupid like… move on then…BYE!!
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LOL yea we r boring today, talkin bout topics we covered months ago, Im out lol
The best costume is a little plaid skirt and knee socks with black pumps. If you have a little white blouse that you can tie up, great. If not, a white or black bra is fine. Pigtails are also good.
bye Veeeeeee lol
note to self…..find that black leather trench and the knee boots as soon as you get home!!@!!
uhhh 12??? singing Ludacris song(He’s a Hoe!!” LOL
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guilty as charged….lol
@SNOOP
12?!?!??!
12?!?!?!?
my homeboy told me he lost it at 6…
i was like, ***** NOOOOOOO
No Osh the best outfit is Anita *****alot u know the nurse outfit lol
Shame on these 12 year olds having sex.
Does my pee pee go in your wee wee?
Wanna share a juice box when we’re done?
You don’t “lose your virginity” at 6, that’s called “playing doctor”.
Shame on these 12 year olds having sex.
Does my pee pee go in your wee wee?
Wanna share a juice box when we’re done?
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it went something like that too..hide go get it and i got it…lol
Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Today is bring ya Kid to Bossip Day! LOL)
No Osh the best outfit is Anita *****alot u know the nurse outfit lol
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The real reason its boring in here today is because you are allowing Oshie to set the pace with her silly white ***** jokes. You are following her lead right into Boredom, OH
@SNOOP
12?!?!??!
12?!?!?!?
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she was 13
I remember hide and go get it….
Am I the only one that was extremely horny at age 6 or 7? I remember looking at those “How Was I Born” books and thinking Oh My God…
“Does my pee pee go in your wee wee?
Wanna share a juice box when we’re done?”
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this sounds like my conversation in third grade…
The real reason its boring in here today is because you are allowing Oshie to set the pace with her silly white ***** jokes. You are following her lead right into Boredom, OH
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Boredom, OH? LMAOLMAOLMAO!!!
The real reason its boring in here today is because you are allowing Oshie to set the pace with her silly white ***** jokes. You are following her lead right into Boredom, OH
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@Anonymous
WOOOWWWW (in flav voice) I have that much Power, go me, go me, go me, go me…lol
@OSHIE
“I remember hide and go get it….
Am I the only one that was extremely horny at age 6 or 7? I remember looking at those “How Was I Born” books and thinking Oh My God…”
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No, you weren’t alone. I remember those pamplets on “puberty” in grade school.
I bought the female version of the pamplet from one of my girl cl*****mates. It was well worth the money too. LOL.
I’m the pied piper of bad jokes, follow me into squaresville, plebians!
In that case Oshie Doshie, lead the way.. hahaha
@anonymous…
The real reason its boring in here today is because you are allowing Oshie to set the pace with her silly white ***** jokes. You are following her lead right into Boredom, OH
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…dont be mean
we have been playin very nicely today
got the appointment set for the brazillian in 1 hour!!!
@ Oshie
I have to email u pics from my party Sat, Z and Be came by, ur ***** should of flew in from Denver to support ya girl, lol
aw brooke send them to me i wanna see!!!
Dammit I need a wax.
I’m so sick of shaving like some peasant LOL
@oh lawdy
how soon does the
furr grow back after a brazilian???
i still wanna see the jodeci pictures brookEE
@ Brooke: I’m having a personal recession right now, so as soon as I get my funds right I’m jet-setting to Brooklyn to see you! Whenever that is…
@anonymous…
The real reason its boring in here today is because you are allowing Oshie to set the pace with her silly white ***** jokes. You are following her lead right into Boredom, OH
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…dont be mean
we have been playin very nicely today
***8
tHEY wanna be mean, its like the fien off that negative energy. They put so much effort into hating oshie like she is a racist white devil but lets see if they tell them that on TMZ or Perez Hilton where they are really racist.. like who fuggin cares if ya dont like Oshie stay out of the Threads she in like seriously
I wanna see naked pics of all of yall (except u Snoop)
@ qc: It depends on the lady….
Oh ***** and u too Lawdy lol, Uhh what Jodeci pic? I aint got no Jodeci pic, stop blowing me up heffa lol
i have to go every 3 to 4 weeks
…dont be mean
we have been playin very nicely today
***8
tHEY wanna be mean, its like the fien off that negative energy. They put so much effort into hating oshie like she is a racist white devil but lets see if they tell them that on TMZ or Perez Hilton where they are really racist.. like who fuggin cares if ya dont like Oshie stay out of the Threads she in like seriously
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bLAH, It’s the same person over and over again. Don’t pay them any mind, I don’t.
i want to see now brooke please send before i leave!!!
@OH LAWDY
You got me *****in wit u and ur ol man 6′10″ ??????
I just thought about that *****…
he is a teddy bear
ok Lawdy give me like 5 min my home cpu is chopped and screwed lol
@man
You got me *****in wit u and ur ol man 6′10″ ??????
I just thought about that *****…
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LOLZ
I picture Man being chased butt-*****ed naked down the street by a huge ex-football player, holding Lawdy’s black trench coat around his “special area”.
wait u guys, u notice that Bossip always all of a sudden advertising Nuva Ring and other pregnancy contrecetive cuz they know we have Hump Day Wed and Freaky Fuggin Fridays, lol just a observation
And listen to Lawdy trying to make it sound all good, LMAO!
hurry brook i aint got all day!!!
@ Man, my man is short, let’s bump uglies…
@OH LAWDY!!
“he is a teddy bear”
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Those the *****s that snap and kill whole neighborhoods and *****.
Lawdy’s husband eats babies!
and yours eats his boogers!!!
@OSHIE
“my man is short, let’s bump uglies…”
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Stop playing with my heart….
@ Lawdy, he sure does!
@QC704
How is the selling comin along? You been a lil quiet today.
I want a job where I work from home, like designing, um… web thingies or planning, uh… client… dealy thingersss… for lots of money.
@man
i made some lunch money today.
but otherwise.
its garbage as ususal.
…im tryna step my game up…
lolz, i need to go to college.
Pfft, college ain’t worth a ***** these days unless you went to law or med school.
I was TRULY wondering why MiMi has stirred up 600+ comments, now (not surprisingly) I see it has turned into just regular convos back in forth between a couple ppl…how bored is everyone today!
@QC704
“i made some lunch money today.
but otherwise.
its garbage as ususal.
…im tryna step my game up…
lolz, i need to go to college.”
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Would your job pay for you to go to school? A lot of them do that.
*****’ll be poppin once tax return season is in full swing.
I’m already thinking of ways to spend mine.
@oshie.
ive decided that if im
fired i will pursue an education
lolz.
but real talk, i wanna be a social worker.
sooooo yeah….
“Pfft, college ain’t worth a ***** these days unless you went to law or med school.”
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sad but true….. AND Law school and a golden ticket like it used to be either.
@man
nah they wont pay
but they do want me
to take some nite cl*****es
if i act rite i could prolly get a promotion
much to the chagrin of
my coworkers LOLZ (jk)
@QC 704
“ive decided that if im
fired i will pursue an education
lolz.
but real talk, i wanna be a social worker.
sooooo yeah….”
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What kind of social worker?
children
homeless
elderly
handicapped
etc…
I have a relative that was a social worker. He got burnt out real quick.
There ain’t no money in social work! Now *****ing people over, that’s where the big bucks is at! SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!
I’m spending my income tax refund on paying off my boob job! Ka-ching!
@man
children.
i kno this is lame but.
id like to have my own
childrens home…
except i dont want jus some building
i want a huge house…HUGE
i really want it to be “home”
not some place they hate comin to.
welp ttyl…im off now
Oshie you got a boob job? for real? How much? and are you happy with outcome? LOL Just kind of pondering the idea…..
children.
i kno this is lame but.
id like to have my own
childrens home…
except i dont want jus some building
i want a huge house…HUGE
i really want it to be “home”
not some place they hate comin to.
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That’s so sweet. You should try foreclosing on old people all day though…. that’s what I do and BOY is it rewarding!
Maybe skiing isn’t the best way to vacation when you’re preggers! Speaking of preggers…hows Lauren? AKA Mrs. Philly.
@QC704
“children.
i kno this is lame but.
id like to have my own
childrens home…
except i dont want jus some building
i want a huge house…HUGE
i really want it to be “home”
not some place they hate comin to.”
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Awwwwwwwwwww…… that is so sweet.
@oshie…
lmao…lolz…
no comment.
@OSHIE
“That’s so sweet. You should try foreclosing on old people all day though…. that’s what I do and BOY is it rewarding!”
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LMAO!! Some of them foreclosures I’ve dealt with have been funny as ***** though. You are crazy.
Oshie hates her job
Pfft, college ain’t worth a ***** these days unless you went to law or med school.
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Whew! I am glad the Black youth in America will not be listening to the likes of you!!!
@2cute4u
WHAT’S UP? You escaped the dungeon Shomondo had you in??!!!
TrueReligion
Oshie you got a boob job? for real? How much? and are you happy with outcome? LOL Just kind of pondering the idea…..
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Well, whoever you are, yes, after nursing my *****ies were quite sad looking, so I took out a small loan and got them done, they’re silicone and they look almost completely natural except they’re still kind of new so they sit up high for their size. No regrets here, just make sure you get a good doctor.
@Man
Whats up! Aren’t you clever with the Shomondo jokes…
Whew! I am glad the Black youth in America will not be listening to the likes of you!!!
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I didn’t realize I was behind a podium making a graduation speech at Howard University. Please excuse, so solly.
@2CUTE4U
“Whats up! Aren’t you clever with the Shomondo jokes…”
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It’s good to see you round these parts. LOL, yeah, I like to tease you about Shomondo.
How was your x-mas? What did the lil ones get?
@ Man: Yeah I have one old lady with a cleft palate who calls me everyday crying because she doesn’t want them to take her house. Hilarious!
I’m spending my income tax refund on paying off my boob job! Ka-ching!
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Im spending mine taking mine out
No need to apologize. Since you do not have a college education, you would never be asked to speak at Howard or any other college. No mistake there!
@OSHIE
“Yeah I have one old lady with a cleft palate who calls me everyday crying because she doesn’t want them to take her house. Hilarious!”
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I would have continuously responded with “huh” or “I can’t quite understand you” or “please don’t call here anymore.”
No need to apologize. Since you do not have a college education, you would never be asked to speak at Howard or any other college. No mistake there!
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Well harumph! I’ll have you know I’ve been going to school acheiving my BA for 6 years now! So poppy***** to you sir!
@Man
LOL! Christmas was good! I’m kinda glad its over, I hosted 2 parties at my house and cleanup was horrible…ok I didn’t clean up, but the ppl who did said it was a mess! The kids always have a good Christmas I didn’t go too over the top with them, and I had already gotten my X-mas gift 3 weeks ago…the new truck, so altogther it wasn’t bad. How was yours? Whatcha doin’ for New Years?
*****! You people are so boring that even my trolling will not liven it up in here! I’m done!
I would have continuously responded with “huh” or “I can’t quite understand you” or “please don’t call here anymore.”
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LMAO!!! THat’s because you’re a heartless *****!
I actually try to have conversations with the retarded *****. Like today I was like so how was your Christmas? And she was all “arrghghglalcjdkj cnnnnnmm mmama alllsaddrrggh hhhhappppll”
@2CUTE4U
“LOL! Christmas was good! I’m kinda glad its over, I hosted 2 parties at my house and cleanup was horrible…ok I didn’t clean up, but the ppl who did said it was a mess! The kids always have a good Christmas I didn’t go too over the top with them, and I had already gotten my X-mas gift 3 weeks ago…the new truck, so altogther it wasn’t bad. How was yours? Whatcha doin’ for New Years?”
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Christmas wasn’t that bad. I’m glad it’s over too. There is a reason why people only *****ociate with some family members during the holidays.
I didn’t go over the top either because I didn’t buy anyone anything. YEAH ME!! That took “discipline.”
What kind of truck do you got? Is that what your ol’ man got you?
Ioono bout New Years. Probably do the same thing I do everyday…. try to get a slice of that ***** pie.
Anonymous
*****! You people are so boring that even my trolling will not liven it up in here! I’m done!
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Bye Ms. Julips!
sorry lawdy but my cpu wont allow me to attach files gotta wait till i go back to work tomorrow
@OSHIE
“LMAO!!! THat’s because you’re a heartless *****!
I actually try to have conversations with the retarded *****. Like today I was like so how was your Christmas? And she was all “arrghghglalcjdkj cnnnnnmm mmama alllsaddrrggh hhhhappppll”
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LOL. No, not “arrghghglalcjdkj cnnnnnmm mmama alllsaddrrggh hhhhappppll!!!”
That’s “cleft pallate” speak for:
“***** YOU, YOUR CHURCH, YOUR RELGION AND ALL OF YOUR *****ED UP FAMILY!!”
roughly translated anyway…
LOL. No, not “arrghghglalcjdkj cnnnnnmm mmama alllsaddrrggh hhhhappppll!!!”
That’s “cleft pallate” speak for:
“***** YOU, YOUR CHURCH, YOUR RELGION AND ALL OF YOUR *****ED UP FAMILY!!”
roughly translated anyway…
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ROTFL!!! It sounds worse when they’re crying!
Ioono bout New Years. Probably do the same thing I do everyday…. try to get a slice of that ***** pie.
Man oh Man u got a filthy mouth lol
k BRB gotta walk my pup
It was a sad day when I realized that 2cute4u, was, in fact, too cute for me…
The best present I got this year was VS undergarments and a green LV bag.
@BROOKE
“Man oh Man u got a filthy mouth lol”
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***** pie does give you a dirty mouth. LOL. But it’s sooooooo good.
try to get a slice of that ***** pie.
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LMAO!!!!!!
Christmas wasn’t that bad. I’m glad it’s over too. There is a reason why people only *****ociate with some family members during the holidays.
I didn’t go over the top either because I didn’t buy anyone anything. YEAH ME!! That took “discipline.”
What kind of truck do you got? Is that what your ol’ man got you?
Ioono bout New Years. Probably do the same thing I do everyday…. try to get a slice of that ***** pie.
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Lol @ “***** pie”! You so naaasty! I feel you on the whole relatives thing, we all as black ppl have that one family member that is so damn over the top ya know! I got the 2009 infiniti QX56 its black, and no the “ol man” didn’t get that for me, I bought that myself. He didn’t feel that I needed a gift from him after I made that purchase…oh well! I guess he’s gonna skip out on our anniversary too cause’ I’m gonna put some wheels on it! LMAO! I’m just not a ppl pleaser, I never really have been.
Did I mention I got a green LV bag? Just thought I’d mention that. You know, in case I forgot.
It’s green and quilted.
***** pie does give you a dirty mouth. LOL. But it’s sooooooo good.
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I have some Orbit Gum for you.
It’s in my ***** pie.
@Oshie
Hey, lets trade, I’ll give you my wal-mart socks and fruit of the loom cotton drawers, that are too big btw, that my aunt Pearlie got me, and you give me your green Louis and Victoria Secret panties!
@2CUTE4U
“Lol @ “***** pie”! You so naaasty! I feel you on the whole relatives thing, we all as black ppl have that one family member that is so damn over the top ya know! I got the 2009 infiniti QX56 its black, and no the “ol man” didn’t get that for me, I bought that myself. He didn’t feel that I needed a gift from him after I made that purchase…oh well! I guess he’s gonna skip out on our anniversary too cause’ I’m gonna put some wheels on it! LMAO! I’m just not a ppl pleaser, I never really have been.”
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yeah…. if my ol lady bought that around Christmas time I would consider myself off the hook for a gift. You couldn’t wait until January? LOL.
When is your anniversary???
@OSHIE
“I have some Orbit Gum for you.
It’s in my ***** pie.”
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Ohhhhh…. Well, I’ll just lick till I find it!!
@ 2cute, no thanks! I got a pack of them damn socks and granny panties too! Thanks mom!
***** pie does give you a dirty mouth. LOL. But it’s sooooooo good.
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@Man
Don’t over eat, it gives you a tummy ache!
They really should do an Orbit gum commercial with e***** eating… I suppose that will only happen in my dreams…
I’m dreading Valentines Day…. That is the second most hated “holiday.”
@OSHIE
“They really should do an Orbit gum commercial with e***** eating… I suppose that will only happen in my dreams…”
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No…. in my dreams too.
In my dreams too….
@Man
My anniversary is in May! I would really like to go on a trip! I might have to go alone!
@Osh
Damn!!! I just knew that would be an even trade! Oh well…
Valentines Day never EVER goes well.
Just give me flowers and some ***** and pray the rest goes smoothly, that’s all I ask.
Damn, I’m a walking, talking hallmark card and *****.
@OSHIE
“Valentines Day never EVER goes well.
Just give me flowers and some ***** and pray the rest goes smoothly, that’s all I ask.
Damn, I’m a walking, talking hallmark card and *****”
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Ima send some flowers to my boo job wit a card:
Here are your flowers,
***** coming later…
Love,
Man, I just don’t care
THANKS OSHIE!!
I think on everyone’s anniversary they should take a separate trip alone somewhere. Yes, that is genius…
@2CUTE4U
“My anniversary is in May! I would really like to go on a trip! I might have to go alone!”
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I’m sure hubby would of come around by May to be able to do something.
Where are you trying to take a trip to?
I think my husband has anxiety about my birthday and valentines day and stuff. That’s why he always *****s it up. Plus he doesn’t know how to keep a secret. I got my birthday present 2 weeks early one time LOL
@OSHIE
“I think my husband has anxiety about my birthday and valentines day and stuff. That’s why he always *****s it up. Plus he doesn’t know how to keep a secret. I got my birthday present 2 weeks early one time LOL
”
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Yeah… a lot of pressure on a ***** for birthdays and the Devils day (Valentines) and *****. You could ***** yourself up real good with the wrong gift.
LOL @ the Devil’s Day!
Really, I’m pretty easy to please, but it’s hard to be gracious about a gift when he acts *****ed off that he has to buy you one. Nevertheless, flowers and *****, can’t go wrong.
I knew a dude who’s wife divorced him because he got her a vaccuum for her birthday. The *****ed up thing was she asked for it! She was pregnant though, may have had something to do with it…
I have to give blood tomorrow dammit
@OSHIE
“Really, I’m pretty easy to please, but it’s hard to be gracious about a gift when he acts *****ed off that he has to buy you one. Nevertheless, flowers and *****, can’t go wrong.”
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First off you are one of the FEW that are genuinely “easy to please.”
**sidenote** all women describe themselves as “easy to please” LOL
**sidenote 2** all men hate that they have to buy something for the Devils Day.
@ Man: I’m high maintenance but I’m easy to please. Does that make sense? I don’t expect people to buy me stuff all the time but I have high standards for myself as far as appearance and hygiene. So if my husband buys me a $2000 watch I’m going to be just as happy with that as with a backrub and some ***** eating. Because I probably wouldn’t like the watch he picked out anyway.
**sidenote 2** all men hate that they have to buy something for the Devils Day.
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especially when you have multiple girlfriends, i use to break up with them( the other woman) before christmas and valentines day…lol
@OSHIE
“I knew a dude who’s wife divorced him because he got her a vaccuum for her birthday. The *****ed up thing was she asked for it! She was pregnant though, may have had something to do with it…”
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She probably started off with “I’m easy to please…” and ended with “… I could use a vacuum cleaner.”
SMH.
@OSHIE
“I’m high maintenance but I’m easy to please. Does that make sense? I don’t expect people to buy me stuff all the time but I have high standards for myself as far as appearance and hygiene. So if my husband buys me a $2000 watch I’m going to be just as happy with that as with a backrub and some ***** eating. Because I probably wouldn’t like the watch he picked out anyway.”
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Yup. That makes perfect sense.
Anxiety in your husband you say huh???….
LOL @ Man! Shet up!
Lord is she pregnant? Is this news? Bossip didnt you have that same quote “She Who Shall Remain Nameless is definately pregnant”? but hell for all I know she can be knocked up, after all these alleged “leakes” ones bound to end up as true! nevertheless sumthin about this couple makes me think she las out his clothes for him, so they can coordinate. They seem tragically corny, and staged but Congrats if its true. Wow Ive never been so uninterested in a couple since Star and Al.
He still doesn’t have a job either…
My boss is sexually harr*****ing me again… hrmmm…
Wow, it sure is lively in here. Guess I’ll be going now!
Oshie hates her job
Anonymous
*****! You people are so boring that even my trolling will not liven it up in here! I’m done!
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Bye Ms. Julips!
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Dont ***** with me you empty, useless, vile, disgusting white *****! You are not even on my radar, so leave well enough alone and keep talking to the people who would not celebrate your death as I surely would.
@ HI….Brook (sweetie), Man, Snoop, 2Cute….BYE!
Ms Julips (Je suis la merde): LOL, yes, you are *****!
ok came back really quickly to say bye to the half ***** empty room…
oh hi Julips, mama miss u muah
Congrats…..
GOOD JOB NICK…BREED THE ***** DONT EAT THE *****
hey i emailed my uncle mild sauce and he said he may have to make amends with Z if Hot sauce does that nuptial thing… he is on vacation and wont be back until the 5th.. i dont know i hope he and Z can get along.
What’s with all this sauce biz
Dr. Funkenstein
http://diaryofahollywoodstreetking.com
Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl wrote:
Yeah southern men like they women barefoot and pregnant while NY men like they women to be independent women, but yet complain when her ***** is making more $$ than they are, lol
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I see someones little heart was broken by a southern gent.lol
MRS.. hey look lady lay off this sauce family business this dont concern you.. mind ya business now mind ya business (in my ashley banks voice).
u got to lick it b4 u stick it. then bust in her n make her feel warm on the inside lol. great job
I know ms julips aint got the nerve to be on here psoing as an anonymous, after all that fighting i had with her trolling azz!???????