Tuesday, December 30th, 2008
For The Stans
Posted by Bossip Staff
Jay-Z, Beyonce and their big ass bodyguard were spotted in Nikki Beach yesterday evening. Apparently Beyonce & the Hov were getting a little shopping in. In other news, according to the NY Times, it looks like the Hov’s little hotel plans are gonna have to go on the back burner for a bit on account of the economy being f*ked. Thanks Bush Administration, ya freakin’ d*kheads.
More pics of Beyonce & Camel-man spending their copious stacks are on the flip.
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I THOUGHT IT BE SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT THEN THIS. WHO CARES BOSSIP>>>>>>>NEXT
1st! wow!
B looks cute and they both look relaxed.
First
I love what shes wearing still oing strong I wonder when they will have liitle hovas
Why does she keep wearing that ugly azz poodle wig?!
I think this is a cute look for Beyonce, loving the cute dress with the sweater. Cl*****ic! Also Bossip…can we find out who this body guard is????
Damn! bey looks like a hot mess! wats with her hair? i feel sorry for their kids already, cuz they sure are gonna be unfortunate looking.
Top ten snitches!!!!!!!!!
unfortunate looking???????
Damn!
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey diva
Hiya hun!!!!
yeah who is the dam body guard cuz his big bald headed sexy ***** could get it!!!!
Are we going to stay on topic today or do I need to actually do some work?
Someone needs to let me know ASAP so I can get my morning in order.
BOSSIP? BOSSIP on topic? Work??
Let me know….let me know!!!
Lol!!!!!!!!
Bossip why is this news?
Hey Oh Lawdy! 1Tru!!
oh Lawdy–
I was thinking the same thing!
You know who else could get it? The big bald headed man from The Green Mile!!
Oooooo…talk about sessy!!!
Is it too early to get moist?
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
what is a topic???? i think that is a joke around here, as we stated the other day, this is a chat room!!!
Ermy ERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Howya been???
Ya’ll KNOW I got cyber ADD so you’ll have to be on point keeping me on topic!
hey erm never to early for the moistness!!!!
**thinking about the man in The Green Mile**
**closing legs tighter**
**shuddering**
**running to the ladies room**
LOL @ yall…I’m cool just bored at work ALREADY. Aint *****ody here!!
It is nice to see a black couple who earned their money enjoying it.
Morning Peeps…
thinkin about b’s bodyguard, thankin the lawd i wore panties today!!!
OK. I’m back!!!!
**puffing on a cigarette**
hey vee!!!
Well I am here with all the geriatric employees of the bank…..all the young folk is off!!!
Good morning Vee!
I was so wound up yesterday, I missed giving you a shout out.
Why didn’t chu tap me on the shoulder?
so whats the plans for new years ya’ll!!
Oh Lawdy–
Speaking of geriatric–
One day just before vacation shutdown, one of my *****ociates said her check was incorrect. I asked her if I could take a look at her pay advice. As she was getting it out of her pocketbook, a bunch of ***** fell out. I tried to help her put her stuff back in and lo and behold–she had some ***** DVD’s. The thing that was sooooooo shocking is that I KNOW she’s at least a million and four!!!
I was speechless!!!!
um oh ok, an old freak!!
W*****up Oh Lawdy and TruDiva: Dayumn I is tired. Oh Lawdy, like u I aint got no seniority so I’m up in here too. Still mad at Suzie Wong fr/yesterday…
@ TruDiva I know we fam so its cool we didnt shout out yesterday. Am I invited to the (Bossip) wedding???
what you do vee, i have been here almost 10 years and still the low man on the pole!! thats ashamed maybe if some of these tight wads would retire, a sister could get some decent vacation picks!!!
@ vee what did suzie do to you??
Hey as long as that bodyguard is in the picture they can post as many Beyonce pics all day.
@ Oh Lawdy– You can get your freak on at any age as long as you can handle it!!
Beyonce and Jay look at peace and what matters to them is them…L.A. Reid and wife is there I see..
Well, I haven’t been at this company for more than 6 mos but I’ve been in this industry (health ins) for 12 yrs. So there’s alot of hate goin’ on that I got promoted and am making $. But I deserve it-*****! Anywho-Suzie Wong is the Asian woman I was telln y’all about yesterday, that tried to bad-mouth me to a big boss and I found out about it. I had to chill out before I lost my job and kicked her *****. I’m still SEETHING though–with her aging-wrinkled-fortune-cookie-duck sauce smelling-*****!!
Why Jay is still holding hands with that itch. Wasn’t the Halo video enough.
Its annoying me how Jay is still so addicted to her!
Don’t he know that she is just playing with him?
Where do you see La Reid?
the old man is mad at me yall, i was so tired last night he ate under the 2 legged table and after my peak i went to sleep, so i am in the dog house
Hey peeps!
Sawwy. I had to run and heat up my food.
Vee–Of course you can come. You KNOW how WE do–either we invite ourselves to outtings or if we’re invited, we have no problem bringing some extra folks.
Lol!!
sooooo bossip staff must be on vacation…this is not worthy of a post
jay-z is so cute. he’s looking better since he married beyonce!
Oh Lawdy!
You changed your gravie?
which one did you see first, now waht do you see
I’m going back to the old man post.
See Ya!
BIG DEAL THEY ARE FAKE COUPLE. WEAR THE HELL ARE THERE SO CALL WEDDING PICES.BEY NEED TO GET THAT THING ON TOP OF HER HEAD AWAY IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO OLD . HER BOYFRIEND STIL LOOKED LIKE HE IS ABOUT TO BEAT UP SOMEBODT ALONG WITH HIS BODYGOUND. BO BACK HOME BEY DONT SHOW YOUR FACE ANY MORE YOUR SO CALL FAN ARE GETTINF TRIED OF YOUS AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BY NOW. YOU CD FLOP THE MOIVE FLOP AND YOU SHOULD BE SHAME OF YOUR SELF FOR STEALLI9NG A SONG THAT YOU DIDNT WRITE BUT SING IT FOR NO RESON CIARA DIVA SOUND WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BETTER THEN YOU AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ DIVA SONG YOU DID.
I don’t think they will have kids together.
Its more a publicity relationship.
what do you see???
someone please let me know what is a stan?
OMG…the body guard is the business! Now dats HOTT! So my type!
GOOGLE VANESSA WILLIAMS ALBUM COVER AS BE-YAWN-SAY STRIKES AGAIN.
@ Peenut, it means a stalker fan (remember the song ‘Stan’ by Eminem?).
peenut, do you remember the eminem song about his stalker fan, stan….thats what it is in reference to
So this hair the Bey rocks…..is that her real hair? cuz she rocks this hair on the beach most the time…out on boats…its like her “i can get this wet” type of hair…but is that her natural?
daaaaaaaaaamn @ Tameka (not ushers wife)
girl you need to tone down all that trippin about Bey….you must really gotta problem w. her..what she ever do to you? You must be a Rhi Rhi fan or maybe ashanti…or maybe Ciara…LOL
Wut’s up people? Am I the only person still surprised that Camel and B are still together?????
Maybe I’m anti*****ting their break up too much.
hello to my cyber guy, man!!! cant wait to see you upon my next visit to the boot~!!
Oy I’m soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sleepy
@OH LAWDY
“hello to my cyber guy, man!!! cant wait to see you upon my next visit to the boot~!!”
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Just make sure you leave that goliath at home. I dont want to have to shoot no *****…
Nope I don’t think it is, looks good though… so (@ TrueReligion)when the day comes when she runs her hands through her hair thats when I’ll believe it’s hers, until then I say HELL NO! & for the record I am NOT hating, just stating my opinion.
you are crazy , he hardly ever comes home with me, his momma and them get jealous!!!! any way, why would i bring sand to the beach!!!
actually she rocks a rather stingy ponytail, that is not her hair!!!
@ILUVPRADA
“OMG…the body guard is the business! Now dats HOTT! So my type!”
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Go on in detail and tell us what you would do with the bodyguard….
AND HE’S HUGGING HER-I KNOW THE HATERS ARE FOAMING AT THE MOUTH-LOL
BEY & JAY DO YOU-AND DAMN THE HATERS
@iluvprada Yea i remember that song, i shoulda known better, I appreciate it
@OH LAWDY
“you are crazy , he hardly ever comes home with me, his momma and them get jealous!!!! any way, why would i bring sand to the beach!!!”
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Yeah… I hear ya. that date comin up soon right???
that will be me and you one day man!!!! :confuse:
@INTENSEMOCHA
“AND HE’S HUGGING HER-I KNOW THE HATERS ARE FOAMING AT THE MOUTH-LOL
BEY & JAY DO YOU-AND DAMN THE HATERS”
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I hate them together…
Its time to UPGRADE that raggedy azz wig!!
I dont like that wig/weave not a good look at all for beyonce… i wish she will do something new… I seriously doubt that is her real hair thats prob just her beach hair piece…
thats not a hug that is him resting his arm n her shoulder… let me see a kiss or something… i wonder if his lips covers her lips when they kiss…
hello hello every1.
bossip shoulda saved the
janet/bey post for this morning…
this is pathetic…smh
hey qc with your s*****y lil *****!!!
@qc704: you aint lying talking about slow now i have to think about something to talk about
wut up oh lawdy
HOW DID LAST NITE GO?!?!?!
WELL YOU COULD GO TO BEYONCE’S WEB SITE AND YOU WILL SEE A PIC OF HER KISSING HIM ON A YACHT-BUT I’M CERTAIN THAT WOULDN’T SUFFICE EITHER
SOMEBODY WILL STAY HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY
he ate me and i went to sleep
@ATXCHICK
“thats not a hug that is him resting his arm n her shoulder… let me see a kiss or something… i wonder if his lips covers her lips when they kiss…”
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Do you REALLY wonder about that? REALLY?
@ Man, I just don’t Care…I am what you call a TRUE Scorpio, so if you ever dated one then you already know what I’d do!
@INTENSEMOCHA
“WELL YOU COULD GO TO BEYONCE’S WEB SITE AND YOU WILL SEE A PIC OF HER KISSING HIM ON A YACHT-BUT I’M CERTAIN THAT WOULDN’T SUFFICE EITHER
SOMEBODY WILL STAY HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY”
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“Somebody” says he doesn’t like them together…
WHAT…..JAY-Z CUTE? I NORMALLY DON’T TRY TO DIS ANYONE, BUT HELL TO THE NAW…THAT BROTHER FAR FROM CUTE.(I LOVE HIS SONGS THOUGH)!!!!
@ILUVPRADA
“I am what you call a TRUE Scorpio, so if you ever dated one then you already know what I’d do!”
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It’s funny you should say that because I’m a TRUE Scorpio too. (11/06)
**evil laugh**
Man, I just don’t care
Go on in detail and tell us what you would do with the bodyguard….
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Oh my God! You are such a freaky *****got! You actually want to hear what some man did too her sexually? You are sooooooooooooooooooooooo GAY!
Go on in detail and tell us what you would do with the bodyguard….
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@CHRISTMAS TIME.
we could talk ab
the weather…and like
the birds and the bees…
and ummm money…
we should create our own topic and make our own post!!!!!
Hey folks-w*****up Man & qc704?! Oh Lawdy what beach are you not bringin sand to??? I so wanna go to the beach: got a bikini that is waitin’ to cause a riot
Ok-so I went to Dunkin Donuts next to my job: why’d this kid just ask me to be in his rap video, grills and all?!?! My co-workers were LOL…I was so embarr*****ed…
O=
Oy, I’m sooooooooooooooooooooo tireddddddddddddddddddd…Damn!
@Man: um do I wonder about that? well lets put it this way i dont lose no sleep over it…but its a good thought that happened to surface through my head how bout you?
@GAY DAR
LOL at your name…
@oh lawdy
he ate me and i went to sleep
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plz tell me u fell asleep after he was done with his meal.
@gaydar
ur gay-dar is wrong.
MAN impregnates on a regular basis.
@ATX CHICK
“um do I wonder about that? well lets put it this way i dont lose no sleep over it…but its a good thought that happened to surface through my head how bout you?”
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Ummm…. that ***** lips cover her whole head. There is no way he DOESN’T cover her lips. I’m just sayin..
vee come down to tampa, girl we could have a blast, u,m make it superbowl weekend cuz it will be nuttin but ballers here!!!
yes qc i nuttin in mis mouf first!!!
@ Vee
if that is yur pic in the gravie, you need to run in the opposite direction from any Dunkin Donuts shop!! Real talk!!
@ILUVPRADA
“I am what you call a TRUE Scorpio, so if you ever dated one then you already know what I’d do!”
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It’s funny you should say that because I’m a TRUE Scorpio too. (11/06)
**evil laugh**
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I should have known…
VEE: Lmao about the child was he serious what did you say?
@VEE
Wut’s up? I wish you could go to the beach in a bikini too.
You shoulda went on and got in that video boo.
I bet his lips dooo cover hers in a kiss….
I can’t wait for the day we get to witness a kiss..LOL probably in like 2015…
Ok so if that is NOT Bey’s real hair, then I’m entirely dissappointed that she would choose THAT as a wig to wear….hmmmm SMH @ Bey….I know your real hair can’t be THAT bad
what video??
omg! yay
Beyonce got the same CHANEL jellies that I have. Except mine are pink
VEE!!!
how are ya…
heres a good posting subject:
HOW FLAT DOES UR STOMACH HAVE TO BE
TO LOOK GOOD IN A BIKINI…
ANNNDDDDDD
ARE STRETCH MARKS ON UR BOOTY OK?!?!?!
((now post away my dears!!!
lolz…smh at the boredom))
@QC704
“MAN impregnates on a regular basis”
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Yeah… I was thinking of some names for our Bossip Babies.
Charlie Blog
Emily Post
LOL. You got that sexy gravie showing again too. I likes…
oka i have something to talk about: how do you deal with a baby mama that wont accept you as a step mother to her child. keep in mind that she dosent even keep this child the grandparents/dad keeps her. She dont even come down to austin to see her child when she does the child dosent even want to go to her and calls out my name instead of hers.
what do you mean, thanks bush administration?
*****s were cheating folk in he home mortgage biz too. The auto industry in the states has alway sucked and the chickens have come home to roost. You really think we can sustain a lifestyle built on spending money 24/7? get the ***** out of here.
qc704
@oh lawdy
he ate me and i went to sleep
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plz tell me u fell asleep after he was done with his meal.
@gaydar
ur gay-dar is wrong.
MAN impregnates on a regular basis.
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The ability to impregnate does not indicate whether he is gay or not…stupid. His desires such as wanting to hear how a man sexed a woman up does!!
@QC704
“VEE!!!
how are ya…
heres a good posting subject:
HOW FLAT DOES UR STOMACH HAVE TO BE
TO LOOK GOOD IN A BIKINI…
ANNNDDDDDD
ARE STRETCH MARKS ON UR BOOTY OK?!?!?!
((now post away my dears!!!
lolz…smh at the boredom))”
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Ur stomach does not need to be “perfectly flat” for a Bikini. It depends on your waste to hips to breast ratio…
Stretch marks on the ***** and breast are preferred.
@true religion: if you go to hateonbeyonce.com it will show you a pic of her real hair it is really damaged from the looks of that pic. If you go to the website just click on the part that says hair. It disturbes me (sorry if spelling is wrong) how her mom is a hair dresser and beyonce hair is damaged like that
@christmas time.
kick her in the face.
***** the kid.
keep it moving.
(lolz,jk…dont ***** the kid)
@ATX CHICK
“oka i have something to talk about: how do you deal with a baby mama that wont accept you as a step mother to her child. keep in mind that she dosent even keep this child the grandparents/dad keeps her. She dont even come down to austin to see her child when she does the child dosent even want to go to her and calls out my name instead of hers.”
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What exactly is the Mother doing to bother you first of all? Secondly, get all agreements in writing.
1st…..not for real. w*****up bossip fam?
we all know that beyonce loves big hair so in her eyes she chosed the perfect wig/weave for the day
@JOKEY JOKE
“The ability to impregnate does not indicate whether he is gay or not…stupid. His desires such as wanting to hear how a man sexed a woman up does!!”
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***** you is a clown. A man and a woman having sex is “gay.” LOL.
Don’t leave this thread dog. Don’t leave.
dang thats the first time i seen beyonce in flats,she never wears flats with clothes only swimsuits. the bodyguard is the business babe:)
when me and man have sex we will video for all to see!!!
Christmas Time aka ATXChick
@true religion: if you go to hateonbeyonce.com it will show you a pic of her real hair it is really damaged from the looks of that pic. If you go to the website just click on the part that says hair. It disturbes me (sorry if spelling is wrong) how her mom is a hair dresser and beyonce hair is damaged like that
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God you people are stupid! How in the hell are you sooo concerned about this multi millionaire woman’s *****ing hair condition???? With 164 million she could have her hair done every single *****ing day of the week and 500 times on Sunday. Damn people this is just a *****ing blog. This woman does not know you or need you to care about her personal life and haur. Turn the computer OFF and start up a convo with a real person NOW!! before its too late!!!
GOOD THING THAT “SOMEBODY’S” OPINION DOESN’T MATTER TO JAY AND BEY-ESPECIALLY SEEING THAT “SOMEBODY’S” NOT IN THE RELATIONSHIP TO BEGIN WITH
APPARENTLY, THEY LIKE BEING TOGETHER SEEING THAT THEIR MARRIED AND ALL RATHER “SOMEBODY’S” LIKES IT OR NOT
@man: she is not doing nothing to me, she is just a liar, she said she couldnt have any children and bam she is pregnant. She leaves her daughter her in austin months at a time and when its time to get her she is a no show. She verbally said that she dosent want me around her daughter but when the grandparents dont have noone to watch her and she says that it is okay for me to watch her daughter… the girl just turn 2 sunday and she had a party at chuck e cheese and she kept leaving her child thinking that people at the party were going to watch her well that wasnt the case. i got up and was following her she comes over and starts to cuss me out because im next to her daughter im like hell where were you?
@OH LAWDY
“when me and man have sex we will video for all to see!!!”
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…from multiple angles…
Man, I just don’t care
@JOKEY JOKE
“The ability to impregnate does not indicate whether he is gay or not…stupid. His desires such as wanting to hear how a man sexed a woman up does!!”
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***** you is a clown. A man and a woman having sex is “gay.” LOL.
Don’t leave this thread dog. Don’t leave.
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No a MAN wanting to hear a woman tell him how another man *****ed her….details no less!!!!
Sounds gay to me!!!
@jokeyjoke/gaydar
man said:
“Go on in detail and tell us what you would do with the bodyguard….”
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thats not askin
wut the bodyguard DID to her
its askin wut SHE WANNA DO to the bodyguard.
i say all that to say the following:
JOKEY JOKE–ur the “stupid” one
bc u obviously dont know how to interpret a sentence.
that is all.
JOKEY JOKE,
PLEASE REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THIS BLOG! yOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!! NOONE CARES WHAT YOU SAY AND THE ***** AINT FUNNY ANYWAY!!! SO GO ON TO ANOTHER WEBSITE, WE DO NOT NEED YOU HERE!!!
@man: trust I have everything in writting, text, pic when I say pic I mean she thinks that it is cute to allow a 1 year old at the time to drink out of a beer bottle and send the pics to the dad saying look at our daughter. We already got child support drop so thats good we just trying to fight for custody and that hard right now because the father is on probation.
HEY TRUE DIVA (LOVELY LADY ) AND HEY SNOOP BLOGGY BLOG , BACK TO WORK AFTER THE FLU SO I BETTER GET MY TAIL IN GEAR! BUT WHERE IS MY BEAUTIFUL FIRST LADY NIKKI U, I NEED HER SMILE TODAY!
qc704
@jokeyjoke/gaydar
man said:
“Go on in detail and tell us what you would do with the bodyguard….”
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thats not askin
wut the bodyguard DID to her
its askin wut SHE WANNA DO to the bodyguard.
i say all that to say the following:
JOKEY JOKE–ur the “stupid” one
bc u obviously dont know how to interpret a sentence.
that is all.
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shut the ***** up rookie
@ Jokey Joke…so true!
@JOKEY JOKE
“No a MAN wanting to hear a woman tell him how another man *****ed her….details no less!!!!
Sounds gay to me!!!”
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That’s what I’m talkin about dawg. LOL. You livin up to your name bruh. man and woman sex being gay. ROFLMAO.
Wait wait…. gives more instances of “gay.” Impregnating women is gay too right? LOL. Is that you Kat Williams?
@ jokey joke: you are stupid for that name… anyway you are right she does have all the money in the world to buy her some nice hair pieces but look at the ***** she buys… hell i coulda comb out one of my gma wigs for her if she wanted that type of look
@ anon…….w*****up fam?
Man, I just don’t care
@JOKEY JOKE
“No a MAN wanting to hear a woman tell him how another man *****ed her….details no less!!!!
Sounds gay to me!!!”
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That’s what I’m talkin about dawg. LOL. You livin up to your name bruh. man and woman sex being gay. ROFLMAO.
Wait wait…. gives more instances of “gay.” Impregnating women is gay too right? LOL. Is that you Kat Williams?
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You are still gay???
@qc704: it more like slash her fat ***** up and put her on the grill we will have meat for days
Hey y’all-I’m baaaaaaaack:-)
@Oh Lawdy-Tampa huh??? If the Eagles make it to the Super Bowl I may just have to visit…u know I’m stalking our quarterback:-)
@Man-No videos for me, I’m trying to make it in Corporate Cut-throat America lol
@QC704-My stomach is flat/I’m small waist-ed (is that a word) but I have hips & butt so I can’t answer that question. I think Man was right. As for the youngin’, he was grinnin’ SUPER hard, his grills blinded me as he followed me into the building yelling “Damn Ma! I’m sayin-I want you to be in my video! Word…real talk. Can I call you Ma?? I’m goin’ lay down some tracks right now. Damn!” I tried to igg him but he was SO loud…
@ATXCHICK
“trust I have everything in writting, text, pic when I say pic I mean she thinks that it is cute to allow a 1 year old at the time to drink out of a beer bottle and send the pics to the dad saying look at our daughter. We already got child support drop so thats good we just trying to fight for custody and that hard right now because the father is on probation.”
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Oh I see…. What about the Grandparents? Do they have do*****ented proof of the care they give to the child? If so they could fight for legal custody.
Added with the proof you already have of the Mom’s incompetence and you have a case…
STOP THE VIOLENCE @ ATX
@jokey joke
shut the ***** up rookie
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“rookie”…thats ur best line
aint it…
smh…
flip thru ur joke book, and TRY AGAIN
@ATX CHICK
“oka i have something to talk about: how do you deal with a baby mama that wont accept you as a step mother to her child. keep in mind that she dosent even keep this child the grandparents/dad keeps her. She dont even come down to austin to see her child when she does the child dosent even want to go to her and calls out my name instead of hers.”
FALL BACK BOO-THE FATHER AND THE MOTHER SHOULD BE THE ONES DISCUSSING THE CHILD’S WELFARE AND NOT YOU
AND I CAN TELL FROM THE COMMENT THAT THE CHILD CALLING YOU MAMA-IS OBVIOUS YOUR ATTEMPT TO ELIMINATE THE MAMA FROM THE SCENE ALTOGETHER, GET OVER YOUR INSECURITIES IF YOUR HUSBAND IS WITH YOU ACCEPT THAT HE OBVIOUSLY DOESN’T WANT THIS WOMAN ANYMORE
WHAT YOU CAN DO IS SUPPORT YOUR HUSBAND IN THESE DIFFICULT TIMES WITH THIS CHILD’S MOTHER-AND OFFER HIM A LISTENING EAR WHEN HE WANTS TO DISCUSS ISSUES HE’S HAVING WITH THE MOTHER AND/OR THE CHILD’S WELFARE
TRUTH BE TOLD-ASK YOUR HUSBAND WHAT ROLE HE WOULD LIKE YOU TO PLAY IN ALL OF THIS AND FALL IN LINE AND LET HIM DEAL WITH THE “BABY MAMA” AFTER ALL HE’S THE ONE SHE HAS THE CHILD WITH AND NOT YOU
Christmas Time aka ATXChick
@ jokey joke: you are stupid for that name… anyway you are right she does have all the money in the world to buy her some nice hair pieces but look at the ***** she buys… hell i coulda comb out one of my gma wigs for her if she wanted that type of look
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Damn my name was just cla*****ified as stupid by a person named – CHRISTMAS TIME! LOL Now that is a joke fo yo *****!
Morning Folks
Awww Look at them they look so cute and in love I love this couple. Oh and Nikki Beach in Miami was popping this weekend so I heard.. LOL
Oh Hey Vee, I emailed u the details about the party tomorrow night…
and Lawdy I still can’t send pictures threw my home Cpu, I go back to my Day job tomorrow so I will send it from there.
Hey all!!
@JOKEY JOKE
“You are still gay???”
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LOL. Ok bruh.
Hey-what y’all do with SMDH and Cutiepie??? I need SMDH’s angry relentless banter and I need CutiePie to keep the peace and harmony…basically I need to be entertained since I’m sleepy as ALL HELL!!
@ vee….*****ody wants to here about the eagles today….lol
BROOK PLEASE PUT YOUR MELONS IN THE PICTURE AWAY!!! PLEASE REMOVE THE MELONS!!!
@ christmas time
it more like slash her fat ***** up and put her on the grill we will have meat for days
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ewww…
Christmas Time aka ATXChick
@qc704: it more like slash her fat ***** up and put her on the grill we will have meat for days
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WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? Vee the Dunkin Donut Queen?
@VEE
I hear you on the corporate america thing…. but a ***** was lookin forward to seeing you on that video though.
cutie pie doesnt post any more,
Now that’s what I’m talking about. When I YELL security, I want the guy in the pic with the blue shirt on to come out…shirtless.
@BROOKE
You lookin good in the gravie boo.
All I want to know is: is she wearing her wedding band?
cutie pie doesnt post any more
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sadly
hey Snoop
hey Brook lynn
@vee
when i get my boob job,
im gonna wear the smallest
bikini in the world.
i am also gonna get a brazillian but lift.
I AM GOING TO LOOK GREAT.
@BROOKE
You lookin good in the gravie boo.
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cosign, you and the twins lookin nutritious
This shyt is wack. Why do we care about these fools my God!
i got my wax yesterday and my privacies are a little swollen
W*****up qc704…..how r u this lovely morning
they are a lil puffy
qc704
hey Snoop
hey Brook lynn
@vee
when i get my boob job,
im gonna wear the smallest
bikini in the world.
i am also gonna get a brazillian but lift.
I AM GOING TO LOOK GREAT.
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Dear Olive Oil,
How about saving time and just get a completely new body?
@ Brook Lynn Choc-Hey gurl! Thanks for the 411-I’ll see what I can do!
@ Snoop-I wasn’t goin’ rub it in but…E-A-G-L-E-S!!!
@Oh Lawdy-I miss CutePie:-(
@ Man-there are more than enuff video hoes to keep u entertained:-)
@ Jokey-Joke, Gaydar-whatev your name is-I’m a baaaaaad well-built, well-paid ***** so your remarks mean NADA. Not only am I cute but I’m a good woman which is my biggest *****et! You are right about one thing though-I do love me some Dunkin’ Donuts…how’d you know?! Oh I get it-you must be that smelly, toothless fool beggin for quarters outside. You poor *****!! Happy New Year!
BROOK PLEASE PUT YOUR MELONS IN THE PICTURE AWAY!!! PLEASE REMOVE THE MELONS!!!
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Listen Bossip administratior, I hate the melons too, and I will rid them in 2009 ok, I will finally be a B cup again, lol
@QC704
“when i get my boob job,
im gonna wear the smallest
bikini in the world.
i am also gonna get a brazillian but lift.
I AM GOING TO LOOK GREAT.”
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I will help you get into said bikini….
w*****up oh lawdy…..did you handle your bizness with big daddy lastnight…lol
INTENSEMOCHA: im the one the child see’s everyday and she call me momma so you fall back… the child has no contact with her mom her mom does not provide for her on blood. I provide for her buy clothes diapers everything so you fall back…
@BROOKE
“Listen Bossip administratior, I hate the melons too, and I will rid them in 2009 ok, I will finally be a B cup again, lol”
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Have you weighed all of your options in regard to having the implants removed? Surely, there must be another way.
intesemocha: the mother only comes around once every 4-5 months if that
@JOKEY JOKE
Dear Olive Oil,
How about saving time and just get a completely new body
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oh snap, i see ur flippin them pages…
see the jokes r ALMOST
worth posting once u get past page 2…
keep flippin honey,
i know u got some better ones in there!!!!!
Intesemocha: the mother only comes around every blue moon if that
I think they both look cute! I like seeing Beyonce looking natural.
Chargers and Panthers in the SuperBowl. Write it down.
***** named Xmas Time!! What kind of ***** christmas ***** is that?
@ vee….you should’ve shot the vid. you must of slid up in dunkin donuts looking all good and *****
Hey Man
Hey Snoop
Hey qc704
@Bossip Administrator: Ok fine I will put a turtle neck on, LOL
@SNOOP
“you should’ve shot the vid. you must of slid up in dunkin donuts looking all good and *****”
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Yeah, i told her that already bruh. Women be “looking down” on the video vixens.
SMH.
@ Brook Lynn- Gurl you got implants?? I cant see gravies today on these bootleg-work-pcs.
Really? Did the surgery hurt?? I’m amazed by breast implants…my friend just got some & they look like missiles:-)
As for the booty, I wiss I could just share some of mine with you–with anybody. Its the biggest thing on me and while I ain’t ashamed, I wish it was a lil’ smaller. Just a lil…
snoop bloggy blog
@ vee….you should’ve shot the vid. you must of slid up in dunkin donuts looking all good and *****
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How does a BIG ***** slide up in anywhere and look good, especially DUNKIN DONUTS?
@VEE
“As for the booty, I wiss I could just share some of mine with you–with anybody. Its the biggest thing on me and while I ain’t ashamed, I wish it was a lil’ smaller. Just a lil…”
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HOW DARE YOU SPIT IN THE FACE OF THE CREATOR???!!!!???
Chargers and Panthers in the SuperBowl. Write it down.
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panthers 13 vs. steelers 24….
@ Man
Have you weighed all of your options in regard to having the implants removed? Surely, there must be another way.
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Im ready to be a mommy again (once I find a new daddy
and they leaked on me while I was breast feeding my son I never want that to happen again… Hey we been threw this implant removal conversation a thousand times..
big daddy sucked on the freshly wazed ***** and i went to sleep!! sorry no other info available
@snoop
im doin jus dandy hon
how are you.
@man.
thats rite,
u better donate them child support chex
to the “rebuild my body” fund!!!
jokey joke: no im not talking about Vee dont even no Vee and from reading Vee comments she is not Fat..
Intesemocha: PSTFU because you jump in dont even know what im talking about. Im have a major part of this child life and on top of that my fiance has nothing to do with the mother of the child… why you getting angry is it you (the mom who never comes around) No so shut up I was simply asking for advice because this child does look up to me as her mother and she spends more time with me then she does with her blood mamma. Like I said when the mother does come around the child is confused because she dont know this women. Man nevermind…
Brook: whats up girl? how you doing?
Oh Lawdy: you are crazy
Now Man why u keep dissin my Eagles?? I would LOVE IT if we made it to the Super Bowl(Even though I’m nervous about playing Minnesota this week). You’re hurting my felings (pout).
@ Snoop-Babe I broke a rule-I ran outside to get my coffee without my coat on, trying to be fast. I’m used to dudes buggin out when they see the azz, cuz everything else on me is small then WHAM-O! But unlike alot of chicks I dont welcome that kinda behavior–not when I’m working anyway. No disrespect to video gals-its just not MY cup of tea.
@ brook….who told you u got that good good?
@SNOOP
“Chargers and Panthers in the SuperBowl. Write it down.
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panthers 13 vs. steelers 24….
”
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I was on the Steelers bandwagon until the concussion to Big Ben. Players are allowed to come back and play from concussions pretty quickly but it takes a while for them to play well after a concussion.
(see: Trent Edwards, Troy Aikmen, Steve Young, Steve McNair, etc)
@ Vee
@ Brook Lynn- Gurl you got implants?? I cant see gravies today on these bootleg-work-pcs.
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LOL, Yea just for the time being, they almost 8 yrs old now and the mataineance is too pricey$$ you gotta keep re upping like every 5 years or else they will drop like Kim from Housewives of Atlanta lol
@man: thanks for the info
@VEE
“Now Man why u keep dissin my Eagles?? I would LOVE IT if we made it to the Super Bowl(Even though I’m nervous about playing Minnesota this week). You’re hurting my felings (pout).”:
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Is Donovan McNabb still the quarterback for the Eagles? If so then they don’t have a chance. LOL. Although I think they will beat the Vikings.
@snoop
im doin jus dandy hon
how are you.
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wonderful boo
@ Snoop
brook….who told you u got that good good?
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Lets just say I finally re-met a new friend if u know what I mean. Yea thats right im gettin my single on for 09′ lol and it feels so good
@ATX
Hey mama, my boy comes tonight at 7pm, I can’t wait I can’t wait Im gonna hug him kiss him and throw him up in the air. How is your baby?
@QC704
“thats rite,
u better donate them child support chex
to the “rebuild my body” fund!!!”
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As long as I get to enjoy the finished product.
Brook: she is doing good I will get her on Sunday, dont throw him to high now….
@ Vee
aint nuttin wrong wit video heffas LMAO
OMG!
the bodyguard is hotter than Jay-Z! I would dump him for the sexy baldhead if I were B!
LMAO-Man u really yelled at me huh? About MY *****-LMAO…
@ Christmas Time-who cares what jokey/gay/Fido says??? We fam up in herr and I know who I am so its
ALL good!!! Happy New Year!
@ Brook Lynn-so are you having them removed? I saw a white girl with some in NC that made me want some. They were PERFECT. I had to ask her who did them (no homo). The only reason I knew they were fake is because she was RAIL-THIN: how you goin’ have shoulder blades like pencils with 36CCC’s??? Not!!
@ ATX
Brook: she is doing good I will get her on Sunday, dont throw him to high now….
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Girl u just dont know, I had a sad lonely Xmas, No kid No man, just me and the Fendi purse my mama bought me from VA. I never wanna feel that lonely again..
i have enough ***** ***** and hips to make a pretty good sized donation!!!
@ Brook Lynn-so are you having them removed? I saw a white girl with some in NC that made me want some. They were PERFECT. I had to ask her who did them (no homo). The only reason I knew they were fake is because she was RAIL-THIN: how you goin’ have shoulder blades like pencils with 36CCC’s??? Not!!
@Vee
LOL, Well some ppl know mines is not real and some ppl dont cuz I am thicker. Plus I dont really have em on display unless I am out. But if u r really considering it, I have a perfect Dr. his name is Dr. Stanley Taub and he has an office in Park Place NYC, very pricey but he does a perfect job, I have absolutley no scarring.. I will email u his contact info
Jokey joke aka Is This a Chatroom?
GO THE ***** AWAYYYYYY!
@Vee: girl i know i just hate two things about blogging #1 stupid ***** people #2 people who jump in convo’s and dont know half the *****ing story just reading summaries. Then try to comment thinking they know my situation and *****… Happy new year to you also…
@Brook: ***** I wish I had a fendi purse hell I didnt get much for christmas my baby got everything and she will be 1 next month on top of that she wasnt even there..(crying) Hell all I had was the cu*****ber i used the night before JK really JK
Oh Lawdy: i will take some ***** then ***** I got a little apple but i want a big apple… i have the chest and thighs and hips…
How much will that cost?
Hell all I had was the cu*****ber i used the night before
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please elaborate…..lol
donations only give what you can, we are in a recession!!!
Hell all I had was the cu*****ber i used the night before
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please elaborate…..lol
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co sign.
where did QC704 go?
SHE SOUNDS LIKE A BAD MOTHER-BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY SHE’S STILL THAT CHILD’S MOTHER AND THAT CHILD NO MATTER HOW BAD OF A MOTHER SHE IS, IS STILL GOING TO LOVE HER IRREGARDLESS
AS A WOMAN AND A MOTHER-THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO IS LOVE THAT CHILD AND SET AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT A WOMAN AND MOTHER SHOULD BE AND COMFORT HER WHEN HER MOTHER IS ABSENT IT DOES NO GOOD FOR THE CHILD, YOUR HUSBAND, OR YOU TO ADD MORE HOSTILITY AND ANGER TO AN ALREADY DIFFICULT SITUATION
AND YOUR HUSBAND SHOULD SPEAK TO HER ABOUT HOW SHE BEHAVED AT THE CHILD’S BIRTHDAY PARTY-THAT’S UNACCEPTABLE, REMEMBER THE CHILD IS WATCHING AND ALTHOUGH SHE IS YOUNG NOW SHE WILL REMEMBER HOW BOTH OF YOU CONDUCTED YOURSELVES IT WOULD BE IN THE CHILD’S BEST INTEREST IF AT LEAST ONE OF YOU COULD BEHAVE CIVIL
IF THE MOTHER IS AS BAD AS YOU SAY SHE IS, EVENTUALLY THE CHILD WILL PROBABLY RESIDE WITH YOU, ALLOWING THE FATHER TO DEAL WITH THE CHILD’S MOTHER COULD PREVENT UNNECESSARY HOSTILE CONFRONTATIONS BETWEEN YOU AND THE MOTHER-DON’T GIVE HER THE SATISFACTION SHE’S ANGRY BECAUSE SHE’S NOT THERE FOR HER DAUGHTER AND YOU ARE
HER PROBLEM AND NOT YOURS-KEEP BEING THERE FOR THE CHILD AND THAT’S ALL THAT REALLY MATTERS AND YOUR HUSBAND WILL APPRECIATE YOU FOR NOT ADDING STRESS TO AN ALREADY STRESSFUL SITUATION
@ snoop: get your head out of the gutter…i didnt do what you think i did… i sliced it up and added it to my salad silly
has anyone notice how *****ody really is hitting up the christmas sales?
@man
of course u can enjoy them
news flash:
I AM OFF WORK TOMORROW N THURS
WOOOHHOOOOOOOO
@QC704
“of course u can enjoy them
news flash:
I AM OFF WORK TOMORROW N THURS
WOOOHHOOOOOOOO”
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Sounds good. I got something you can enjoy too. See, I’m nice.
Am I the only ***** that has to work tomorrow?
@Brook: ***** I wish I had a fendi purse hell I didnt get much for christmas my baby got everything and she will be 1 next month on top of that she wasnt even there..(crying) Hell all I had was the cu*****ber i used the night before JK really JK
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LOL, U crazy girl. LOL. Yea the purse was the only gift I got, bad move breaking it off wit my man right b4 Xmas, but at least my soul is at peace now, lol. And girl u dont need to use vegtables get the actual toys, their fun especially the ones that moves, lol Kiddin
no i do too!!!
Who is that BODYGUARD! More on HIM please!!
@ Christmas/ATX-why you get Man & Snoop all riled up–at the mere mention of sexual innuendo-hence the cu*****ber!!
Just ignore the negative folks on this blog. Dayumn! This is supposed to be light & fun-not preachy or too deep. My fellow bossipers get me through the workday. Especially now that I wanna whip my co-workers ***** but I’m tryn not to cuz I need my job, Lawd give me strength.
@Brook Lynn-thanks for the 411. I wrote that Dr’s # down cuz even if I don’t see him maybe he can fix my friend’s missiles.
has anyone notice how *****ody really is hitting up the christmas sales?
@ ATX
Cuz we B-R-O-K-E LOL
i prefer the tongue of a human males especially if he fingers me right as i climax……oh ***** brb i am getting moist!!!
@MAN
they jus told me 5 minutes ago that we
are off…
thats “the man” for ya
intensemocha: that is what im trying to get at im there for the child i accept the child as my own.. but if the mother doesnt want me around the child and me and the father plan on getting married how do i work that out. i mean i took it to the lord and asked him to guide me but it is hard when you have so much love for a little girl but you know at the end of the day she is really not yours. I dont want her to call me momma i rather her call me te te but she chose to call me that keep in mind i have a daughter to and i want my daughter to call me mom. Im not angry but you know if the tables were turn and i was on the other side i would be hurt to…
She looks like average jane
Qc704: man you lucky as ***** i gotta stay here till 5
Ok Bossipers Vee’s Bored lets make it a special Tuesday, Man lead the sex talk..lol
brook: oh yeah duh… thats prob why i didnt get ***** for christmas
i prefer the tongue of a human males especially if he fingers me right as i climax……oh ***** brb i am getting moist!!!
@ Lawdy
Ditto
AND IF I’M NOT MISTAKEN YOU ASKED FOR ADVICE
SO DON’T GET MAD BECAUSE I GAVE IT DAMMIT
YOU PUT YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS OUT THERE I DIDN’T
@ATX CHICK
“oka i have something to talk about: how do you deal with a baby mama that wont accept you as a step mother to her child. keep in mind that she dosent even keep this child the grandparents/dad keeps her. She dont even come down to austin to see her child when she does the child dosent even want to go to her and calls out my name instead of hers.”
OH I GUESS YOUR FORGOT YOUR ORIGINAL POST
AND LIKE I SAID YOU CAN BAD MOUTH THAT CHILD’S MOTHER ALL YOU WANT-NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU PROVIDE OR DO FOR THAT CHILD THAT CHILD IS STILL GOING TO LOVE HER MOTHER AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO OR SAY TO CHANGE IT-SO AGAIN FALL BACK BOO
LOOK AT KEYSHIA COLE MAMA FOR EXAMPLE SHE WAS A DRUG ADDICT AND WASNT THERE FOR HER KIDS EITHER BUT AS YOU CAN SEE HER KIDS STILL LOVE HER AND WANT HER IN THEIR LIVES
I have a question for the fellas: is it still cheating when ya girl have sex with another girl?
Vee: girl i dont know why i mention cu*****bers bad mistake…
Brook; them toys scare me to death especially the ones that looks like a roller coaster… ***** im holding them up like how do i insert this
have a question for the fellas: is it still cheating when ya girl have sex with another girl?
no i dont think so well im not a man but if the girl cheats on a dude with a girl he can always jump in or watch
Woo Hoo I ain’t bored no mo’-agree with Brook Lynn (cyber hi five)! A lil tongue/finger action ain’t NEVA hurt *****ody
Did she forget her mousse for the pompadour hair don’t she’s been rockin’ – sad…oh this must be her chillin on vacation hair.
I’m hatin’ I need a vacation too Ms. Fierce LOL
I have a question for the fellas: is it still cheating when ya girl have sex with another girl?
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idk about other guys, but it wouldn’t bother me unless she dump me for the girl. i would playfully proposition a threesome and hope both parties agree, and then when i put the good good on both of them then i’m winning
i luv when he hums on my *****!!! dammit i am moist again, i just wiped~!!!
intensemocha: thank you doctor Phil but i didnt say nothing different in my oringal post that im saying now. i dont talk about the mother dont even have contact with her. first time i ever seen her was at the birthday party… im doing what i have to do to keep that child happy, you dont even know half the stuff the mother is doing while her child is not in her life but yet she want her family down her to watch and take care of her. im apart of that family oh well if she dosent like it all im saying is how do you handle a situation that im in and i cant even love the child the way i want to because of the mother.. so like i said before you fall back and topic has been closed thanks for your help but it didnt work cause obvisoly you need to know the whole story from day 1 and im not going to type all that. i will just get the answer from the lord above and the answer is clear as day the child is mine and under my wing and when the mther comes around she will be the mother but when she is with me im the step mom. thank you
oh lawdy : hums as in singing
@SNOOP
“idk about other guys, but it wouldn’t bother me unless she dump me for the girl. i would playfully proposition a threesome and hope both parties agree, and then when i put the good good on both of them then i’m winning”
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Yeah, I co-sign. It’s only cheating if she tries to have a secret relationship with the other chick…. I think.
@ATXCHICK
“no i dont think so well im not a man but if the girl cheats on a dude with a girl he can always jump in or watch”
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Is that something you would do for your ol man?
yes hums as in sings the vibrations drive me crazy…he told me last night he loved my *****!!!
Only Beyonce and Jay-z can get these many posts about just standing there with his arm on her shoulder.
They are not in a movie this is real life, they done went through the same things we have in a relationship and you all know relationships are a job so what ever effort they put into it that’s what they will get out of it and so far they have been putting a lot of effort into something.
Keep growing strong and put GOD first and everything will work out…
Man: i would but i aint doing no licking (not my thing)
oh lawdy : i will have to get my man to sing to my kitty
me to i would not be the licker but maybe the lickee!!!
Brooklynn chocolate, I see you are a chocolate sauce member now ok, whatever kind you are get your butt over here and i aint playing with you ma, my lap is lonely and im well from the flu so we can play around all day long especially on my lunch break.. come on ole anon is waiting NIK U wont get mad you aint gonna tell her are you?
Whats the best time to have sex? Is it in the morning/midnight or late night
@ATXCHICK
“Man: i would but i aint doing no licking (not my thing)”
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I see…. What about breast sucking? Nothing wrong with that rigth?
what do i have to do to become a member of the sauce family, you can call me tabasco sauce cuz i got that creole fire!!!
so what all you ladies are saying is, you can be the recipient but your not doing her?
sex in the a.m is best!!!
@LAID
“Whats the best time to have sex? Is it in the morning/midnight or late night”
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Morning.
nothing like waking up with a tongue in the crotch!!!
@man: naw nothing wrong with that it just depends on the mood and setting i cant tell you what i do and wont do but i know it aint licking…nor finger…nor inserting…
Getting laid: all day everyday is the best time
…idk why…
but all this talk of cats n things
r makin me nauseaus…
icckk at ideas of fur lickin
yes snoop if i wanna taste ***** i will finger myself and taste my own!!! or i will ***** and then suck his dingaling!!!
@SNOOP
“so what all you ladies are saying is, you can be the recipient but your not doing her?”‘
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I think that is the concensus…
Whats the best time to have sex? Is it in the morning/midnight or late night
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i say late night right after jay leno and a nightcap of patron
how many of you have ever done the taste test
@QC704
“…idk why…
but all this talk of cats n things
r makin me nauseaus…
icckk at ideas of fur lickin”
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So I guess you wouldn’t let a lady handle that on you. Right???
thats right befor eyou get some head you stick your finger for a freshness test!!
yes snoop if i wanna taste ***** i will finger myself and taste my own!!! or i will ***** and then suck his dingaling!!!
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i see….nasty girl
@ATXCHICK
“naw nothing wrong with that it just depends on the mood and setting i cant tell you what i do and wont do but i know it aint licking…nor finger…nor inserting…”
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I guess I can understand if you don’t lick. But we got some breast sucking going on… Would you tongue kiss her? Or finger her?
Could she use the “strap-on” on you?
never said i was a prude!!
@man…
((no comment))
snoop i am rather tasty!!
no strap ons either!!!
Now y’all KNOW I need to be a part of THIS convo.
What’s up, Bossip.
Me – yes – you know a sistah will do BOTH?
Hey, Sydney, you still on here or have you moved on to another page?
oh ms blaze you a nasty girl too??
ATXChick
intensemocha: that is what im trying to get at im there for the child i accept the child as my own.. but if the mother doesnt want me around the child and me and the father plan on getting married how do i work that out. i mean i took it to the lord and asked him to guide me but it is hard when you have so much love for a little girl but you know at the end of the day she is really not yours. I dont want her to call me momma i rather her call me te te but she chose to call me that keep in mind i have a daughter to and i want my daughter to call me mom. Im not angry but you know if the tables were turn and i was on the other side i would be hurt
CONTINUE TO SHOW THAT LITTLE GIRL WHAT A WOMAN IS AND YOUR DOING THAT BY DOING WHAT HER MOTHER SHOULD BE DOING-BUT ALL I’M SAYING DONT WASTE A DROP OF ENERGY ARGUING AND FUSSING WITH THE MAMA IT’S OBVIOUS SHE HAS ISSUES OF HER OWN TO DEAL WITH
IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF WOMAN TO RAISE ANOTHER WOMAN’S CHILD AND CONTINUE TO PRAY FOR STRENGTH-IN THE END IF YOU ARE THERE FOR THAT CHILD, AND BEHAVE CIVIL, THE CHILD WILL REMEMBER THAT..
I’M JUST AN ANONYMOUS PERSON ON A BLOG-I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH BUT AS A WOMAN/MOTHER AND ONE DAY A WIFE SOMETIMES WE HAVE BIG SHOES TO FILL AND TAKING THE HIGH ROAD IS NOT ALWAYS EASY
DON’T ALLOW HER MOTHER TO GET THE BEST OF YOU-DO HER ONE BETTER AND RAISE THAT CHILD THE BEST YOU CAN AND IN THE END SHE WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE FACT THAT SHE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE WOMAN HER DAUGHTER BECAME AND SHE OWES THE THANKS TO YOU
@QC704
“((no comment))”
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You don’t have to put your business in the street like that. Just email me…
Brooklynn chocolate, I see you are a chocolate sauce member now ok, whatever kind you are get your butt over here and i aint playing with you ma, my lap is lonely and im well from the flu so we can play around all day long especially on my lunch break.. come on ole anon is waiting NIK U wont get mad you aint gonna tell her are you?
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@Anonymous
I luv ya but Brooke will NEVER EVER be a SAUCE relative, My mama raised me betta than that boy…lol
@BLAZE
“Now y’all KNOW I need to be a part of THIS convo.
What’s up, Bossip.
Me – yes – you know a sistah will do BOTH?
Hey, Sydney, you still on here or have you moved on to another page?”
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Lovin you… just lovin you.
So, would you do the strap on? If so would you give or receive?
Jay-Z with the economy new investments are not too wise anyway.
Beyonce – can I borrow your body guard!!
Hey eerbody!!!
Oh Lawdy what is this about you tasting your own goods!! let me scroll up!
The bodyguard would physically be more my type than Jay-Z…Beyonce can you give your girl Mock Rock some money or let me be your “personal” bodyguard
@ Oh Lawdy
I’ve been contemplating using a strap-on. I always wondered what the person wearing it would get out of wearing one and doing her girl, and – what do you know – HBO had a show some years ago where this young lady wore one and she said that the strap-on rubs up against your ***** while you’re doing your girl.
So I thought, hmmm, maybe I should look into this strap-on thing and see what happens.
What do you all think?
LMAO!!!
@BE
Your gravie is getting closer and closer to them ta ta’s….
ok ladies i have a question what do you prefer to do
a. swallow
b. spit
c. facial
d. all the above
hey be do you have the pictures from yalls parlaying? cuz brooke is bull*****tin and i wanna see!!! and yes i like the way my cooter tastes!!!!
how many of you have ever done the taste test
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Guilty as charge. But I will never date a woman, just play with her, women are too emotional and Im emotional and we will just be two crying *****es all day lol
@BLAZE
“I’ve been contemplating using a strap-on. I always wondered what the person wearing it would get out of wearing one and doing her girl, and – what do you know – HBO had a show some years ago where this young lady wore one and she said that the strap-on rubs up against your ***** while you’re doing your girl.
So I thought, hmmm, maybe I should look into this strap-on thing and see what happens.
What do you all think?
LMAO!!!
”
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Sounds like a winner to me. Both of you would be getting satisfaction. Do try and tell us all about it….
@man
nope no emails til
i get my pic.
w*****up BE, Mock
Hello Bossip Fam
SWALLOW: TASTE IT DONT WASTE IT, ITS FULL OF PROTEIN!!!
intensemocha: thank you for your advice i didnt mean to come off strong but it is something that erks me to death… at least i know now that im doing what is right…thanks have a happy new year
@miss blaze
I’ve been contemplating using a strap-on. I always wondered what the person wearing it would get out of wearing one and doing her girl, and – what do you know – HBO had a show some years ago where this young lady wore one and she said that the strap-on rubs up against your ***** while you’re doing your girl.
So I thought, hmmm, maybe I should look into this strap-on thing and see what happens.
What do you all think?
LMAO!!!
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interesting…
@QC704
“interesting…”
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I think that is the sexiest thing you’ve ever said.
@ Be
Hey mama is that the pic from Sat? u looked sooo a-dior-able
@Lawdy
I am not fuggin around my home cpu is BULL***** I cant attache the pic in my email I dont know why. I go back to work tomorrow so I will bring my camera and do it there I promise.
ok ladies i have a question what do you prefer to do
a. swallow
b. spit
c. facial
d. all the above
@Snoop Blog
I will take A and B plz. *****ody is putting ***** on my face SORRY
@BROOKE
“But I will never date a woman, just play with her, women are too emotional and Im emotional and we will just be two crying *****es all day lol”
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Do you think you could be in a three way relationship? You could have both, your ol’ man and your ol’ lady.
Whatcha think?
@Snoop
Whad up
Man, I just don’t care
@BLAZE
“I’ve been contemplating using a strap-on. I always wondered what the person wearing it would get out of wearing one and doing her girl, and – what do you know – HBO had a show some years ago where this young lady wore one and she said that the strap-on rubs up against your ***** while you’re doing your girl.
So I thought, hmmm, maybe I should look into this strap-on thing and see what happens.
What do you all think?
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Hey man, keep your behind close door practice to yourself…
Now, I actually know the answers to your questions…
Would U like to hear my opinion???
@man
(rolling eyes..
blushing a lil…)
oh hush!
Beyonce – can I borrow your body guard!!
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naughty girl, ain’t you married….lol
@MOCK ROCK STAR
“Now, I actually know the answers to your questions…
Would U like to hear my opinion”
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Yes… please elaborate…
@ Man, I just don’t know
I’ve received the strap-on before and I’ve got to tell you – there’s nothing like the real thing. I’ve always felt that if I wanted that then I can easily just get with a man.
However, for the real, die-hard, dyke chicks, they use and walk around with their strap-on’s on. I would like to try it on a girl though – but maybe not a strap-on because I honestly can’t get with that either.
@man: dont get me wrong i kiss a girl and i like it but the girl look more like a dude does that count she played with me eat me and things but she wasnt the type to have nothing done to her… so i havent had a experience with a girly girl like me
@QC704
“(rolling eyes..
blushing a lil…)
oh hush!”
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I got my eye on you… **liking what I see**
@BLAZE
“I’ve been contemplating using a strap-on. I always wondered what the person wearing it would get out of wearing one and doing her girl, and – what do you know – HBO had a show some years ago where this young lady wore one and she said that the strap-on rubs up against your ***** while you’re doing your girl.
So I thought, hmmm, maybe I should look into this strap-on thing and see what happens.
What do you all think?
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Well sense I have used one and is a bit experienced (Thanks to my ex man
) it is not so awkward once u get a rythm going, but I must give it to the guys for pounding us the way they do, that takes time, concentration, skill and Practice well done fellas
snoop: a and b im like brook my face is to sexy to get squirted on
@ATXCHICK
“dont get me wrong i kiss a girl and i like it but the girl look more like a dude does that count she played with me eat me and things but she wasnt the type to have nothing done to her… so i havent had a experience with a girly girl like me”
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Ohhhhh weeeee….. I see, I see. So you’ve been eaten by another chick. That’s absolutely great. Would you like to have that experience with a girly girl?
i think 65% percent of females have tried a sexual act with the same gender
@BLAZE
“I’ve received the strap-on before and I’ve got to tell you – there’s nothing like the real thing. I’ve always felt that if I wanted that then I can easily just get with a man.
However, for the real, die-hard, dyke chicks, they use and walk around with their strap-on’s on. I would like to try it on a girl though – but maybe not a strap-on because I honestly can’t get with that either.”
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I see… So what does your woman like for you to do to her? I’m sure you go down on her but anything else? Anything special you do when you go down?
Be descriptive.
@miss blaze
do u swing both ways???
im jus wondering???
@ MAn
Do you think you could be in a three way relationship? You could have both, your ol’ man and your ol’ lady.
Whatcha think?
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Honestly, I can only be in a relationshop with a man and maybe a sexual relationship with a woman. Me and my man had several 3 way sexual encounters which I think broke me into the whole girl liking thing. I think women are beautiful just cant deal with them on a permenant relationship level. And EWWW I can never F*ck a Dyke she has to be girly girl like me.
I NEVER HAVE
@Man – that is probably the closest I will get…
@Oh lawdy – I only have pictures of myself because the club was too dark for pics…I took this picture at home
@Brooke – yeah I took this saturday before I left the house….you thanks I looked adorable thanks..actually this shirt was open in the back but I tacked it up…you know those nasty men in the club like to try and get free feels …LOL
@Snoop – just cause you married don’t mean you can’t be naughty…fantasies encourage beautiful bedroom time…you don’t know…
@SNOOP
“i think 65% percent of females have tried a sexual act with the same gender”
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I think it’s like 80-90%. Something like that….
think 65% percent of females have tried a sexual act with the same gender
I beg to differ, maybe 85%..
@MAn
u a fuggin Freak lol Me likey
@brook
Well sense I have used one and is a bit experienced (Thanks to my ex man ) it is not so awkward once u get a rythm going, but I must give it to the guys for pounding us the way they do, that takes time, concentration, skill and Practice well done fellas
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wut in the world…
wut in the world.
im freakin out…
u cant strap on a dude?!?!?! is that ok??!?!
ahhh the youngn is confused.
and blinded by the visual
@BROOKE
“Honestly, I can only be in a relationshop with a man and maybe a sexual relationship with a woman. Me and my man had several 3 way sexual encounters which I think broke me into the whole girl liking thing. I think women are beautiful just cant deal with them on a permenant relationship level. And EWWW I can never F*ck a Dyke she has to be girly girl like me.”
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I see, I see….
I’m actually proposing the exact thing you said you could have. You have your man and a sexual r/ship with your ol lady. Except all three live together.
I dream of a r/ship with two (at least) bi sexual women.
When I’m with a man, then trust me, I know how to get down with that man – Vanessa Del Rio was an excellent teacher in that department.
However, when I’m with a woman, there’s so much more to explore. Every inch of her body deserves to be explored, touched, kissed, licked – whatever.
We can get out the toys, if you’d like, but I’m just as content to use my tongue, fingers, toes, whatever. There SO much more to making love to a woman. With gil-on-girl lovin’ we use our imagination, which makes it that much more exciting.
Wow, I’m making my damn self hot.
ok ladies i have a question what do you prefer to do
a. swallow
b. spit
c. facial
d. all the above
I think it depends on the mood….swallow extra sexy mood – spit (I am not trying to prolong this) and facial (in a medium mood)
brook: i had my experience in college and i always wanted to try it out… im so use to boy i figured hey i can get one that looks like one… but this girl turn me on its hard to describe though i havent found a girly girl i guess but i would try i just cant do the whole licking part
snoop: a and b im like brook my face is to sexy to get squirted on
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but C. is actually beneficial to the complexion
@Brooke – yeah I took this saturday before I left the house….you thanks I looked adorable thanks..actually this shirt was open in the back but I tacked it up…you know those nasty men in the club like to try and get free feels …LOL
@ BE
LOL, I know right I was like totally gonna slap ya bootie while dancing but I didnt want u to knock me out, LOL I a bootie tapper
snoop: but i dont want a facial
With all this talk about girl on girl action kind got me in a mood let me call the hotline sike
@BLAZE
“When I’m with a man, then trust me, I know how to get down with that man – Vanessa Del Rio was an excellent teacher in that department.
However, when I’m with a woman, there’s so much more to explore. Every inch of her body deserves to be explored, touched, kissed, licked – whatever.
We can get out the toys, if you’d like, but I’m just as content to use my tongue, fingers, toes, whatever. There SO much more to making love to a woman. With gil-on-girl lovin’ we use our imagination, which makes it that much more exciting.
Wow, I’m making my damn self hot.”
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Ah….. I see. So you take your time and caress and finesse that females lovely body. I concur with that.
So what type of woman catches your eye? Describe your first experience…
@ Brooke
LOL – I feel you on that.
@ Man, I just don’t know
Be careful with having r/ships with two bi-women. Those are the ones who’ll more than likely leave you to be with each other instead.
MissBlaze43
@ Man, I just don’t know
I’ve received the strap-on before and I’ve got to tell you – there’s nothing like the real thing. I’ve always felt that if I wanted that then I can easily just get with a man.
However, for the real, die-hard, dyke chicks, they use and walk around with their strap-on’s on. I would like to try it on a girl though – but maybe not a strap-on because I honestly can’t get with that either.
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Unless U want a woman as your life partner than I suggest don’t even be around women who are only with women and look like men boy-dykes….
Personally U should have gotten someone of my caliber and U wouldn’t definately been sing a different tune
I NEVER HAVE
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me too…bi-sexual virgin!!
I could never be in a 3 way relationship – ***** that I am stingy. I will entertain a three way sex session, one time with another woman and my husband but I don’t think he would want to…so it is a fanatasy
mis blaze: im taking you go both ways… stop talking like that im engaged and need to focus man… you got me thinking sideways
@ATXCHICK
“i had my experience in college and i always wanted to try it out… im so use to boy i figured hey i can get one that looks like one… but this girl turn me on its hard to describe though i havent found a girly girl i guess but i would try i just cant do the whole licking part”
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Ah yes. College aka Lesbian Training
Does your ol man know that you would be open to the idea? Do you think that experience would mess up your r/ship with your ol man?
@ QC
wut in the world…
wut in the world.
im freakin out…
u cant strap on a dude?!?!?! is that ok??!?!
ahhh the youngn is confused.
and blinded by the visual
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LOL, Yea I know I was a bit taken aback too when he actually let me in there but hey some men have higher sexual freakiness than others, I guess its a Spanish thang lol
@ATX
brook: i had my experience in college and i always wanted to try it out… im so use to boy i figured hey i can get one that looks like one… but this girl turn me on its hard to describe though i havent found a girly girl i guess but i would try i just cant do the whole licking part
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I used to say that too, I cant see me licking a female, but chile when u drunk its like anything goes, and if u incorporate some dirty dice u will have a swell time
@ MAn
I think u wanna be Jack from 3’s company. LOL uh do u think Jack was fuggin them on that show? lol
@BLAZE
“Be careful with having r/ships with two bi-women. Those are the ones who’ll more than likely leave you to be with each other instead.”
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“Tis better to have loved and lost….”
@ Be
LMFAO! I LOVE how you broke that down.
There was a time when I loved to get facials, but then that ***** got in my damn eye one time and I had to curtail the facials.
Have you ever had ***** in your eyes? Man, that ***** burns like FIRE!!!
I think it’s like 80-90%. Something like that
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i wanted to say 90% but then i thought maybe they may have those desires but just didnt go there.
Man, I just don’t care
@ATXCHICK
“i had my experience in college and i always wanted to try it out… im so use to boy i figured hey i can get one that looks like one… but this girl turn me on its hard to describe though i havent found a girly girl i guess but i would try i just cant do the whole licking part”
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Ah yes. College aka Lesbian Training
Does your ol man know that you would be open to the idea? Do you think that experience would mess up your r/ship with your ol man?
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although I went to college after the military it always crack me up when folks say they did this and that in college…I was turning chicks out in 11th grade (I probably needed a better role model that Prince back then…)
@BE
“I could never be in a 3 way relationship – ***** that I am stingy. I will entertain a three way sex session, one time with another woman and my husband but I don’t think he would want to…so it is a fanatasy”
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Have you told your husband about this fantasy? I’m sure he would be open to it. Try it and see…. You won’t know until you ask.
@ BE
LOL, I know right I was like totally gonna slap ya bootie while dancing but I didnt want u to knock me out, LOL I a bootie tapper
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I would not have knocked you out (I would never do that!)….my butt draws a lot of attention and when I am in the club men and women always tryin to touch (mostly on the sly)- does not bother me unless these said people start talking to me and think we are getting a date …uuuuhhhh
i have never been
so mesmerized by
a conversation in my life…
i would consider tryin this girl thing out,
but i want a pretty chic!!!
any1 kno where the pretty
lesbi chics are
lolz..lmao..jk…kinda
qc704
@miss blaze
do u swing both ways???
im jus wondering???
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You are way over your head in this thread child…go home please before they have yu licking ***** too! LOL
AS I ONCE SAID MY FIRST GIRL/GIRL THING WOULD BE WITH BE!!! SHE SAYS I AM FIESTY
@QC704
“i have never been
so mesmerized by
a conversation in my life…
i would consider tryin this girl thing out,
but i want a pretty chic!!!
any1 kno where the pretty
lesbi chics are
lolz..lmao..jk…kinda”
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See, don’t “tip toe” into the cold pool. You gotta dive head first.
I see ur curious. The only way you are going to know is if you try. I suggest I be present so you have something familiar there while you are experimenting.
we already had a bossip singing group that failed.
let’s make a bossip *****o…lol
@Miss Blaza – @ Be
LMFAO! I LOVE how you broke that down.
There was a time when I loved to get facials, but then that ***** got in my damn eye one time and I had to curtail the facials.
Have you ever had ***** in your eyes? Man, that ***** burns like FIRE!!!
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Never in the eye..maybe I am too controlling but I normally do the guiding
@man – Have you told your husband about this fantasy? I’m sure he would be open to it. Try it and see…. You won’t know until you ask.
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I have thought about it but how do you really tell your husband that?? maybe in time
Brooklynn, Im glad you wont be a suace member because i want you all to my self and i dont want that mafia family sauce to be putting no hits on my bumba clod rasta gal Brook!!! thats MY rasta gal! You and NIK u are my rasta gals!
@BE
“I have thought about it but how do you really tell your husband that?? maybe in time”
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Boo, you only live once (that we know for sure). You don’t TELL him. You just do it. Spring it on him for his birthday or something.
AS I ONCE SAID MY FIRST GIRL/GIRL THING WOULD BE WITH BE!!! SHE SAYS I AM FIESTY
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LMAO….I think we would need a guide book or something since we are both newbies.
Brookie/Miss Blaze – yall got some books published?
@anonymous
UR RITE
@man
i cant swim
no diving for me
@BE
@LAWDY
I got an idea…. BE you can get wit me and Lawdy. She said her ***** tastes good and I can bust in her mouth.
And you would know if it’s something you want to try with your husband BE.
EVERYONE’S HAPPY!!!!
why is this almost 300 comments?
we already had a bossip singing group that failed.
let’s make a bossip *****o…lol
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I agree wit Snoop. Lawdy already chose Be, I will choose hmmmm hard ***** choice.. ok ATX Chick and Snoop, yea I am a greddy ***** lol
anonymous says the one who keeps it moving
Brooklynn, Im glad you wont be a suace member because i want you all to my self and i dont want that mafia family sauce to be putting no hits on my bumba clod rasta gal Brook!!! thats MY rasta gal! You and NIK u are my rasta gals!
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Z & SMDH are going to take over the sauce family and expel you! LOL
@QC704
“i cant swim
no diving for me”
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I’ll be your LifeGuard. Don’t be scurred.
@ Man, I just don’t care
My first experience was with a dyke chick because I was shy and it was my first time being with another woman I basically used her as a ‘learning / teach me’ type of thing.
And what did it teach me? It taught me that I’m the aggressive one – an aggressive Femme. I like the girly-girls. Sexy, s*****y and freaky.
The first woman that I ever took notice of was this Go-Go dancer who lived on my block. This was back in the ’70’s so Miss Thang used to come out with her white thigh-high boots with the white leather mini skirt and vest to match. Her afro was ALWAYS on point and she always looked smokin’ whenever she came out her house.
THAT was my fantasy lady right there.
@man: actually he wants a 3some but aint found the girl yeah i would do it agian if we found a chick..get what im saying and maybe i will throw in some dice like my girl brook mention and get sloppy drunk
I CHOSE BE AND MAN!!! ANON CAN HAVE SOME IF HE LETS ME BE TABASCO SAUCE!!!
Boo, you only live once (that we know for sure). You don’t TELL him. You just do it. Spring it on him for his birthday or something
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@ man…. that ***** happenend to me, my BM came up with the idea and when i started handle my bizness with the other girl my BM stormed out the room and i didn’t go after i continued beating the breaks off old girl….* damn i need to change my ways*
Brooklynn, Im glad you wont be a suace member because i want you all to my self and i dont want that mafia family sauce to be putting no hits on my bumba clod rasta gal Brook!!! thats MY rasta gal! You and NIK u are my rasta gals!
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Z & SMDH are going to take over the sauce family and expel you! LOL
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LOL and then they wanna Hot Sauce tryna dub me Choclate Sauce, that is unheard of, like whatever happen to *****tail sauce lol. But NO! I shall not join the Mob aka Sauce family, I will stay an ordinary Joe I mean Jane, lol
@BLAZE
“My first experience was with a dyke chick because I was shy and it was my first time being with another woman I basically used her as a ‘learning / teach me’ type of thing.
And what did it teach me? It taught me that I’m the aggressive one – an aggressive Femme. I like the girly-girls. Sexy, s*****y and freaky.
The first woman that I ever took notice of was this Go-Go dancer who lived on my block. This was back in the ’70’s so Miss Thang used to come out with her white thigh-high boots with the white leather mini skirt and vest to match. Her afro was ALWAYS on point and she always looked smokin’ whenever she came out her house.
THAT was my fantasy lady right there”
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I see…. You are the aggresive type. I like that. *****uming you aren’t in a r/ship and hypothetically speaking would you have a problem “teaching” some bi curious women a thing or two?
@Miss Blaze – However, for the real, die-hard, dyke chicks, they use and walk around with their strap-on’s on.
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for real!! ain’t those things plastic and hard? They never interest me so I always p***** them by in the store (if you call it the store) I will have to pay closer attention
qc704
i have never been
so mesmerized by
a conversation in my life…
i would consider tryin this girl thing out,
but i want a pretty chic!!!
any1 kno where the pretty
lesbi chics are
lolz..lmao..jk…kinda
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Let me check my “pink” book and see who’s available for U…
@ BE
No, not yet, but I am working on my 2nd manuscript. Why do you ask? I’m curious to know.
Wait I think I want Vee too, she got a boom boom back there, lol
BLAXE ME AND BE NEED A BOOK CUZ WE ARE ROOKIES!!!
@ATXCHICK
“actually he wants a 3some but aint found the girl yeah i would do it agian if we found a chick..get what im saying and maybe i will throw in some dice like my girl brook mention and get sloppy drunk”
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See, now we are talking. You gotta put your “feelers” out there with some females. A lot of women would take it more seriously coming from another female.
Go for the girly girl type that you like cause he ain’t goin care.
Now I need to see a pic of what you look like.
They look so happy and at peace.
@mock
good lookin out.
if i could have a cyber 3some it would be with brook because she has all the answer and she is a freak like me well im a shy freak but you get what im saying
@ Miss Blaze
I think Lawdy and Be need a instructional guide to being lip stick lesbos, shall we demonstrate in full flesh? lol
@QC704
“good lookin out.”
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VIDEOTAPE EVERYTHING!!
@ Man I just don’t know
I’m VERY choosy about who I get with. Would you be worth it?
Aiight Bossip gotta shower and get up and about…
@man : how am i suppose to get it started go up to a female and be like hey um are bi cause we want a 3some?
@MISS BLAZE 43
“I’m VERY choosy about who I get with. Would you be worth it?”
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Very much worth it…. and I say that with complete modesty and humbleness.
@Man – @BE
@LAWDY
I got an idea…. BE you can get wit me and Lawdy. She said her ***** tastes good and I can bust in her mouth.
And you would know if it’s something you want to try with your husband BE.
EVERYONE’S HAPPY!!!!
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Everyone but my husband…..but I do like your reverse psychology!!! I am sure it works on women of less intelligence..LOL with ya nasty self!
I do like ya idea of a birthday present, Valentines day is coming
Brooke – I am going to come to your club and recruit the young lady with the white pants and Christian Louboutin (sp) shoes…okay! She is extra sexy!!
@man
no pic
no tape.
comprende’???
@man: i dont know how to put my pic up
qc704
@mock
good lookin out.
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yeah she is looking out for you alright! Ask her to show yu her strap-on I am sure she is wearing it now!
ATX wanna Cyber me ATX wanna Cyber me ATC wanna Cyber me!!!! lol
I WANT SOME OF THE LOBOUTIN SHOES, BUT THEY COST AS MUCH AS MY MORTGAGE!!! DO THEY SELL KNOCKOFF!!
@ATXCHICK
” how am i suppose to get it started go up to a female and be like hey um are bi cause we want a 3some?”
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You could (in a club or something)… but it entirely depends on the setting.
I would casually mention how sex has gotten a bit routine and that you found out your old man has been fantasizing about a threesome. It all depends on how it’s introduced.
@Miss Blaze – @ BE
No, not yet, but I am working on my 2nd manuscript. Why do you ask? I’m curious to know.
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You seem very experienced and knowledgable and I am a nut, I love to read about things before I try them, get some tips etc..
@ Brook Lynn
Yeah
@anon.
lolz..hush…
im jk..
idk if i could get down wit plastic…
seems like it would absorb
all the moisture
Brooke – I am going to come to your club and recruit the young lady with the white pants and Christian Louboutin (sp) shoes…okay! She is extra sexy!!
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Word!!! Then u should see our MIAmi pics!! She goes topless in the water… I love her too.. Even tho she *****ed me off that night but we made up
@BE
“Everyone but my husband…..but I do like your reverse psychology!!! I am sure it works on women of less intelligence..LOL with ya nasty self!
I do like ya idea of a birthday present, Valentines day is coming
Brooke – I am going to come to your club and recruit the young lady with the white pants and Christian Louboutin (sp) shoes…okay! She is extra sexy!!”
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See, this is no “reverse psychology” right hurr. You husband would be the benefactor because he would be getting a more experienced BE.
I’m telling you:
EVERYONE IS HAPPY!!!
@man: okay new years eve is tom and we are going out and getting f*** up so i will attempt to try it out
BE IF YOU WANNA CYBER HUNCH ME YOU GOTTA PROMISE TO WEAR SEXY LACE BOYSHORTS!!!
@ATXCHICK
“i dont know how to put my pic up”
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Go to Gravatar.com and follow the instructions. It’s pretty simple.
who will you be kissing when the ball drop?
@ ANON CAN I JOIN THE SAUCE FAMILY
WANT SOME OF THE LOBOUTIN SHOES, BUT THEY COST AS MUCH AS MY MORTGAGE!!! DO THEY SELL KNOCKOFF!!
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@ Lawdy lol, not yet, but I have a pair and me and my friends know this guy who boost from Sacks and Nordstrom and he sells us a pair for $200 straight.
@ATXHCICK
“okay new years eve is tom and we are going out and getting f*** up so i will attempt to try it out”
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Yeah. MAKE SURE TO TELL US HOW IT GOES!!! You will be suprised because the majority of women would be open to the idea at least once.
snoop: are you asking everyone that question? if so prob my daddy that what i call him cause he makes me say daddy everytime
BE IF YOU WANNA CYBER HUNCH ME YOU GOTTA PROMISE TO WEAR SEXY LACE BOYSHORTS!!!
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I only wear boy cuts shorts…the lacy ones are sexy!!
@Man – BE is already experienced…a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets..my husband knows that! I am a woman so knowing how to please a woman will probably second nature, I would do all the things I like done to me.
@QC704
“no pic
no tape.
comprende’???”
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Wait, if I send a pic you will make the tape??????
If so I’m sending multiple pics to you…
I’m baaaaaaaaaaccccckkkkkkkkk!
Did I miss anything?
@ Lawdy–
You can find some knock-offs but honey, they’re really not worth it plus–they look j-u-s-t like that—KNOCK OFFS!
Lol!!!!!!
One of my blessings is that I can spot a CL a mile away!
I can spot a knock off 100 miles away!!
Lol!!!
him cause he makes me say daddy everytime
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original, and what do he call you?
@BE
“BE is already experienced…a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets..my husband knows that! I am a woman so knowing how to please a woman will probably second nature, I would do all the things I like done to me.”
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Practice makes perfect.
ok I have a new subject!
Should married men or woman have explicit sex convos, with members of the opposite sex, even in a joking manner? Is it really a form of cheating on your spouse?
What would your spouse say if they could read some of the real explicit stuff you talk about with the opposite sex online? Would they feel disrespected?
What if you read some sexual bantering between your spouse and a member of the opposite sex, would you feel disrespected.
Can joking around on the blog site eventually lead to actual sex and has it happen in your past? How about your spouse, do you think it may have happened?
snoop: mamma
Ok People, all children in this thread under 18 must EXIT immediatley. {Closing curtains, ligting scented candle}
Ok Lawdy and BE now watch me and Blaze. I am slowly walking up to her and undressing her with my slanted eyes, she smell of apples and cinnamin. I began slowly licking on her slender neck, she rolls her eyes and head back as she grasps the small of my back, then she……
(OK Blaze your turn) lol
@OH LAWDY
@BE
for our encounter please make sure your bra and panties match. I hate it when they don’t match. Ok, carry on. LOL.
@Brooke – Word!!! Then u should see our MIAmi pics!! She goes topless in the water… I love her too..
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hhhhmmmmmm…..well i will have to find out when she works so I can make sure to flirt with her when I come to your club!
@LONETTE LOVIE
on some real *****. ***** YOU. Really, get the ***** up outta here bruh. You probably a divorce attorney or something.
BE is already experienced…a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets..
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dum du dum du dum du dum du du say yeah! (usher ft. luda)lol
@ BE
There are some great books, but for starters you can get ZANE’s PURPLE PANTIES. As you know, Zane is a freak like no other, and while she doesn’t have experience in girl-on-girl r/ships, she knows how lesbians crave a good book.
She published PURPLE PANTIES and the book is a collection of stories written by various lesbians.
There’s also A CIRCLE OF FRIENDS. This book is GREAT for your to read as well. I really enjoyed it.
There’s also THE BOOK OF SALT, which I found the characters to be very interesting. This woman was married with a child as well, but knew where her heart was.
ANYTHING by LUCINDA BROWN is good. I just read MY WOMAN HIS WIFE by Anna J.
Start with those and you’ll be on your way.
shhh guys Bossip sex instructional guide is starting starring me and Miss Blaze for the viewing and tuturial pleasure of inexperience Bi-sexual lovers Lawdy and BE lol
Lonette Lovie: well when I talk about sexual things its because im intrested and want to know some info about it. however my guy knows i come to this website and i tell him everyday what i learned or talk about. so we have open communication. I dont think what im doing is any form of cheating because im not just talking to one person im talking to everyone. I believe joking on a blog site can lead to something if that person chooses to go that direction however im just on her while im at work i have people i talk to and sometimes i just write bs comments.
ok I have a new subject!
Should married men or woman have explicit sex convos, with members of the opposite sex, even in a joking manner? Is it really a form of cheating on your spouse?
What would your spouse say if they could read some of the real explicit stuff you talk about with the opposite sex online? Would they feel disrespected?
What if you read some sexual bantering between your spouse and a member of the opposite sex, would you feel disrespected.
Can joking around on the blog site eventually lead to actual sex and has it happen in your past? How about your spouse, do you think it may have happened?
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i would be devestated! lmao
@BLAZE
Would you be in a r/ship with a married woman if the husband knew about it and didn’t mind?
@ Snopp
ok ladies i have a question what do you prefer to do
a. swallow
b. spit
c. facial
d. all the above
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God Dam, it obviously had to be my ***** snopp AKA the sexual seductor to start this whole Cyber Sex Banquet lol
Where are TINA and FALLIN POET when you need them.
I’m trying to have a cyber orgy.
@pedro: you know you like it
@LONETTE LOVIE
on some real *****. ***** YOU. Really, get the ***** up outta here bruh. You probably a divorce attorney or something.
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@ Man u took the words outta my mouth
Lonette Lovie
ok I have a new subject!
Should married men or woman have explicit sex convos, with members of the opposite sex, even in a joking manner? Is it really a form of cheating on your spouse?
What would your spouse say if they could read some of the real explicit stuff you talk about with the opposite sex online? Would they feel disrespected?
What if you read some sexual bantering between your spouse and a member of the opposite sex, would you feel disrespected.
Can joking around on the blog site eventually lead to actual sex and has it happen in your past? How about your spouse, do you think it may have happened?
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Man, I just don’t care
@LONETTE LOVIE
on some real *****. ***** YOU. Really, get the ***** up outta here bruh. You probably a divorce attorney or something.
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Tsk tsk Leave it to the single male to react so harshly if he feels someone is theathening to take away his toys. He could care less if every woman on here lost her husband because of his idiocy.
Lonnie
Well in anything you do you always have the choice to do the right thing or wrong thing.
yes, there are some things that may be disrespectful if you are careful you will cross the line.
every marriage is different and each couple has to establish their own boundaries. So to you what may be disrespectful may be totally acceptable for another married couple.
Depends on the couple.
@LONETTE LOVIE
“Tsk tsk Leave it to the single male to react so harshly if he feels someone is theathening to take away his toys. He could care less if every woman on here lost her husband because of his idiocy.”
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Would you have a threesome? You wouldn’t have to go down on another woman but you could suck breast. Would you do that?
@ DRO…..lmao whaddup fam…. you heard about yo boy’s from dipset beating up on NE-YO and TY-TY…smh
MISS BLAZE CONTINUE WHERE I LEFT OFF BEFORE I DRY UP LOL
Oh hey lil Bro @ Pedro
@BLAZE
I wrote down the books you mentioned and I’m going to check them out. Thanx.
Sorry I have an appointment….be back later!
Lonnie – if someone got divorced because of a blog on bossip that marriage was already in trouble!
@ Brook Lynn
LMFAO!!! Okay, but being that I’M the aggressive one…
I turn Book Lynn around so that she’s facing the mirror. I cup her large ***** and tweek her nipples with my fingers. As she moans, I use my tongue to trace her spine. I sink to my knees so that I can taste her from behind. Her ample behind turns me on so I take the time to kiss each cheek before diving in for the goods.
Brook Lynn moans as my tongue conects with the tip of her *****. She spreads her legs so I can get a mouth full of her juices that flow like the river nile. As her love comes down, I accept it with anti*****tion of what’s to come.
Then Brook Lynn…
MissBlaze43
Speaking of Zane, has anyone been checking out her series on Cinemax called Zane’s Sex Chronicles? It’s a cross between Sex and the City and Girlfriends.
Sarah Plain gave birth to a baby boy.
“LMFAO!!! Okay, but being that I’M the aggressive one…
I turn Book Lynn around so that she’s facing the mirror. I cup her large ***** and tweek her nipples with my fingers. As she moans, I use my tongue to trace her spine. I sink to my knees so that I can taste her from behind. Her ample behind turns me on so I take the time to kiss each cheek before diving in for the goods.
Brook Lynn moans as my tongue conects with the tip of her *****. She spreads her legs so I can get a mouth full of her juices that flow like the river nile. As her love comes down, I accept it with anti*****tion of what’s to come.
Then Brook Lynn”
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HURRY THE ***** UP BROOKE!!
Honestly my man (excuse now EX man) would care if he actually peeked on here and saw me interacting with Bossipers of the opposite sex, I’ve been accused of cheating so much that I mind as well should have gone out there and did it. Thats what yall guys do to us females SOMETIMES
@ Snoop – Lol yeah man Harlem *****s dont play like that Dipset be thugin it for real , Jay-z said that Dipset don’t want in the street , but dipset know real thugs trust me
@ Va Queen Brook – Wat up b I like your new gravie
@ ATXCHIK – Yep i sure do
@BROOKE
“Honestly my man (excuse now EX man) would care if he actually peeked on here and saw me interacting with Bossipers of the opposite sex, I’ve been accused of cheating so much that I mind as well should have gone out there and did it. Thats what yall guys do to us females SOMETIMES”
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I’ve been used for “revenge sex” or “sex out of spite” before…. and recommended to others for the same purpose.
@ anonymous
Yeah, I’ve been catching that. Zane is doing big things now and expecially since she’s divorced from her hustand.
@ Brook Lynn
What’s up, you ready to continue? It’s on you now, baby.
@BLAZE
I think you might of scared Brooke off…. You might have to continue the story…
@ Brook Lynn
LMFAO!!! Okay, but being that I’M the aggressive one…
I turn Book Lynn around so that she’s facing the mirror. I cup her large ***** and tweek her nipples with my fingers. As she moans, I use my tongue to trace her spine. I sink to my knees so that I can taste her from behind. Her ample behind turns me on so I take the time to kiss each cheek before diving in for the goods.
Brook Lynn moans as my tongue conects with the tip of her *****. She spreads her legs so I can get a mouth full of her juices that flow like the river nile. As her love comes down, I accept it with anti*****tion of what’s to come.
Then Brook Lynn…
ok ok
Brooke moans from the thrust of Miss Blaze sweet wet warm tender tounge. she then turns the tables on Blaze, she lifts blaze small body up by the waist and place her on the counter top, Brooke opens Blaze soft golden legs and stares at her smooth bald ***** and smiles, Brooke then takes her long tounge and teases Blazes P*ssy lips, Blaze moans at this and aggressively grabs Brooks hair and inches her closer to her her love, Brooke seperates Blazes p*ssy lips and starts licking her labia all over up and down round and round getting it wet and wet moist and moist and then…..
ok Go BLAZE!!! lol
Sarah Plain gave birth to a baby boy
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who? gives a *****
No by myself I’m not.
(((((BROOK LYNN)))))))
If no one gives a ***** why is people magazine paying her $1.5 Million to publish the photos
@ Man
I aint never scarred especially wit SEX lol
@ Pedro Hey Harlem KING, tell ya peoples to leave Neyo and Tah Tah alone, wit they ghetto *****es I am mad at harlem now. lol
@ Snoop – Lol yeah man Harlem *****s dont play like that Dipset be thugin it for real , Jay-z said that Dipset don’t want in the street , but dipset know real thugs trust me
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NE-YO got beef with dipset or something?
I ain’t got time to scroll back up to read who asked the question ’bout e-foreplayin, e-effin and all that so I’ll just respond.
To whom it may concern–
Since bloggin, I’ve found an abundance of people online (BOSSIP ONLY) who I’ve made friends with and continue the frienship outside of BOSSIP.
As far as the e-sexin, I can’t say that I will but since I’m the BOSSIP Justice O’ The Peace, I’ll marry some mu*****kas for some chicken wings and a small fee!!!
“LMFAO!!! Okay, but being that I’M the aggressive one…
I turn Book Lynn around so that she’s facing the mirror. I cup her large ***** and tweek her nipples with my fingers. As she moans, I use my tongue to trace her spine. I sink to my knees so that I can taste her from behind. Her ample behind turns me on so I take the time to kiss each cheek before diving in for the goods.
Brook Lynn moans as my tongue conects with the tip of her *****. She spreads her legs so I can get a mouth full of her juices that flow like the river nile. As her love comes down, I accept it with anti*****tion of what’s to come.
Then Brook Lynn…
ok ok
Brooke moans from the thrust of Miss Blaze sweet wet warm tender tounge. she then turns the tables on Blaze, she lifts blaze small body up by the waist and place her on the counter top, Brooke opens Blaze soft golden legs and stares at her smooth bald ***** and smiles, Brooke then takes her long tounge and teases Blazes P*ssy lips, Blaze moans at this and aggressively grabs Brooks hair and inches her closer to her her love, Brooke seperates Blazes p*ssy lips and starts licking her labia all over up and down round and round getting it wet and wet moist and moist and then…..
ok Go BLAZE!!! lol”
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OMG!!!
My ***** is hard as diamond right now!!! Now I gotta wait to go to lunch.
What in the HELL are y’all talking about up in here??
LOL
WOW! I rush off to a meeting, cuss a few folks out, and miss all the good sh–!!
Ok-so I tried catchin up on the thread. I ain’t bi but I’ll WATCH and CHEER OTHER PEOPLE ON!!
When and where????
Z and Brook cant expel me from no sauce family becuase i aint joined and dont plan on joining so get that str8!
Breaking News
If no one gives a ***** why is people magazine paying her $1.5 Million to publish the photos
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Please allow me to interpret that for you white guy.
“We *****s dont give a *****!”
OK?
@man
Wait, if I send a pic you will make the tape??????
If so I’m sending multiple pics to you…
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waiting….
wait!has the rogaine kicked in????
@ MAn
I’ve been used for “revenge sex” or “sex out of spite” before…. and recommended to others for the same purpose.
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You know what, u a real Perv, LMAO
But let the record show–Even though I don’t indulge, I have NO PROBLEM reading some of the *****!!!
Don’t get it twisted!!
Lol!!!
Hotel plans?????did I miss something!
@ -Snoop
Nah but TY TY is Jay-z best/close friend so they just jumped him and Ne-yo’ dumb ***** decided to get in the way lol
@brook Lol dont blame harlem ,Blame brooklyn for starting the whole thing , tryna mess wit Cam and co smh
@VEE
“What in the HELL are y’all talking about up in here??
LOL
WOW! I rush off to a meeting, cuss a few folks out, and miss all the good sh–!!
Ok-so I tried catchin up on the thread. I ain’t bi but I’ll WATCH and CHEER OTHER PEOPLE ON!!
When and where????”
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Come on now. You aren’t just a lil curious? Just a lil…
You are among friends.
Its seems its been a yr since you last got laid. It hasnt changed dont be agitated and desperate that you can spread your legs for chicken wings. ***** is supreme and you just cant throw it away like that
What…
@ Anonymous
Yo dawg wats gd ?
OMG!!!
My ***** is hard as diamond right now!!! Now I gotta wait to go to lunch.
ROTFLMAO
And then, being that I was so excited about being with Brook Lynn, I came withing a matter of minutes. After Brook licks up the last drops of my juices, Brook Lynn says, “well damn. I didn’t know you would be that excited to see me.”
Instead of answering her, I lead Brook Lynn into the large shower and turn on the array of shower heads. As water blasts our skin, I lean against the tiled wall, drawing Brook Lynn towards me. I kiss her p*****ionately as I kiss her. I then caress her body as I again slide to my knees and lick Brook Lynn until she *****s. I use my hands to hold her steady and keep her from falling as her body shudders with delight.
If no one gives a ***** why is people magazine paying her $1.5 Million to publish the photos
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that’s great…now catch us up with some ***** news
Aka King Jaffe Joe
@ -Snoop
Nah but TY TY is Jay-z best/close friend so they just jumped him and Ne-yo’ dumb ***** decided to get in the way lol
@brook Lol dont blame harlem ,Blame brooklyn for starting the whole thing , tryna mess wit Cam and co smh
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***** get a *****in job and stop worrying about what JayZ, Cam, NeYo and anyone else who are way out of your circle. You talk like you know them personally or have an interest in their beef. Get real negro
am I reading????????????????
Brooke, Man….
**whew**
**reaching for my Dr. Martin Luther the King funeral fan**
**fanning myself with my Dr. Martin Luther the King funeral fan**
**whew**
Man, I just don’t care
“LMFAO!!! Okay, but being that I’M the aggressive one…
I turn Book Lynn around so that she’s facing the mirror. I cup her large ***** and tweek her nipples with my fingers. As she moans, I use my tongue to trace her spine. I sink to my knees so that I can taste her from behind. Her ample behind turns me on so I take the time to kiss each cheek before diving in for the goods.
Brook Lynn moans as my tongue conects with the tip of her *****. She spreads her legs so I can get a mouth full of her juices that flow like the river nile. As her love comes down, I accept it with anti*****tion of what’s to come.
Then Brook Lynn…
ok ok
Brooke moans from the thrust of Miss Blaze sweet wet warm tender tounge. she then turns the tables on Blaze, she lifts blaze small body up by the waist and place her on the counter top, Brooke opens Blaze soft golden legs and stares at her smooth bald ***** and smiles, Brooke then takes her long tounge and teases Blazes P*ssy lips, Blaze moans at this and aggressively grabs Brooks hair and inches her closer to her her love, Brooke seperates Blazes p*ssy lips and starts licking her labia all over up and down round and round getting it wet and wet moist and moist and then…..
ok Go BLAZE!!! lol”
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Oh…my…God….
*Slamming the door quickly*
@QC704
“waiting….
wait!has the rogaine kicked in????
”
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LOL at Rogaine. I got you. Just don’t leave me hanging when you are supposed to send me some pics.
@miss blaze…
wow…
even more interesting…
(showers r fun tho)
@ -Snoop
Nah but TY TY is Jay-z best/close friend so they just jumped him and Ne-yo’ dumb ***** decided to get in the way lol
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innocent Bi-stander…lol
LMAO @ Re while covering Mykel’s eyes!!!
Aka King Jaffe Joe
@ -Snoop
Nah but TY TY is Jay-z best/close friend so they just jumped him and Ne-yo’ dumb ***** decided to get in the way lol
@brook Lol dont blame harlem ,Blame brooklyn for starting the whole thing , tryna mess wit Cam and co smh
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***** get a *****in job and stop worrying about what JayZ, Cam, NeYo and anyone else who are way out of your circle. You talk like you know them personally or have an interest in their beef. Get real negro
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Alrightey den
@MISS BLAZE
I want to have phone sex with you.
FOR all those Bossipers just entering and feel offended, allow me to explain. see we wanted to have a Bossip Bisexual day and BE and Lawdy wanted to cyber fugg but didnt know how since they are new to the “Bi” world, since Miss Blaze and I are Bisexual amb*****odors we are giving the newbies a tutorial instruction, now yall watch listen and learn
continue….
@ Re-is that u talking like that?!?!? Oh my word!!!!!!
@Man-I wasnt curious but I am now, just a lil, oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
OMG. Okay, chill. 1TruDiva is in the house.
What’s up, Diva? Hope you had a wonderful Holiday. As you can see, Brook Lynn, and I are happy to see each other, too.
LOL!!!
@Vee
My word *fanning myself*
I just read that post…my actual comment is below that…
@1truDiva
My God…that is all I can say!
Ya’ll got me ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
OK….carry on………
Lonette Lovie
ok I have a new subject!
Should married men or woman have explicit sex convos, with members of the opposite sex, even in a joking manner? Is it really a form of cheating on your spouse?
What would your spouse say if they could read some of the real explicit stuff you talk about with the opposite sex online? Would they feel disrespected?
What if you read some sexual bantering between your spouse and a member of the opposite sex, would you feel disrespected.
Can joking around on the blog site eventually lead to actual sex and has it happen in your past? How about your spouse, do you think it may have happened?
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The Same lady giving Internet Divorce Advice is telling ME to get a job lol and smh at the same time
@QC704
“wow…
even more interesting…
(showers r fun tho)”
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I would like to just chill with you. We could read this book called:
“My Woman, His Wife”
We could just curl up and read that together…
Sarah Palin is a national heroine. i think black people are marginalized and have refused to intergrate into mainstream. personally am proud of her. its a blessing.
huh???
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD AFTERNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
I just gave blood and I am dizzy as hell!
Does it feel like the real thing or tell about your m*****ive libido. You girls probably have a ***** installed on your computer chairs
@VEE
“-I wasnt curious but I am now, just a lil, oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
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See, nothing wrong with that. You don’t have to have a r/ship with the other female. Just let her go down on you and you know she will do it juuuuuuuust right.
It would be the perfect gift for a certain manager and father I know.
@ snoop
lol yeah dogg , wats good wit u today ?
@OSHIE
Welcome to the orgy…
@Breaking News
*blank stare*
This is the randomest post, ever in life.
I’m outta this one
*walking away in confusion*
Pedro… what up dawg? hey yall from what i hear SMDH aka Soy Sauce has the last word on the sauce family along with Hot Sauce, so i know she aint about to let Z in her world, maybe hot sauce world but not Smdh.. but what ever long as yall keep your paws off NIK u , im cool!
Hey Oshie!
I like to give blood ’cause they give me chocolate chip cookies.
And then, being that I was so excited about being with Brook Lynn, I came withing a matter of minutes. After Brook licks up the last drops of my juices, Brook Lynn says, “well damn. I didn’t know you would be that excited to see me.”
Instead of answering her, I lead Brook Lynn into the large shower and turn on the array of shower heads. As water blasts our skin, I lean against the tiled wall, drawing Brook Lynn towards me. I kiss her p*****ionately as I kiss her. I then caress her body as I again slide to my knees and lick Brook Lynn until she *****s. I use my hands to hold her steady and keep her from falling as her body shudders with delight.
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And I gasp “oh, oh oh Blaze stop, u making me *****mmmmmmmmmmm ahhhhhhhhh!!” The warm white liquid from my vagina was all over Blazes mouth, I then kiss her p*****ionatley to lick up every last drop.
I step out of the shower and blaze is left confused “Where did she go?” she says to herself. I shortly return with a pink blind fold and cover her pretty eyes, I then bend her over and began to lick around her anus will small slow thrust and slowly I inch my fingers in there, first the index then both the index and middle finger. she screams with p*****ion and can’t take it anymore. Then she….
GO!
@Man
what about a guy ramming your *****? would that also be a perfect gift?
Y’all are funny up in here TODAY!
@ Man I just don’t know
I only do those late night.
@ Brook Lynn
Haven’t we taught the children enough already? LOL How many more times you want me to make you *****?!!!
Hi Mz Blaze–
Please don’t let me be the one to stunt on anyone in here.
**searching for pad and pen to take notes**
I like to give blood and then drink a bunch of Southern Comfort and smoke a pack of Marlboro Reds.
@ snoop
lol yeah dogg , wats good wit u today ?
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just p*****ing time homie, getting ready to bring in the new year.
@E*****ING
“what about a guy ramming your *****? would that also be a perfect gift?”
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Naw bruh… let me help you out though.
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CAN SOMEONE HELP “E-*****ING” FIND ANOTHER HOMOSEXUAL MAN THAT HE CAN RAM IN THE *****?
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There you go bruh.
I always knew Brooke was into tossing salad.
@BLAZE
“I only do those late night.”
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Sound good to me… “sweet dreams” and ***** huh?
@ King jaffe joe… hey i dunno but answer to one of your questions.. thats why i ride anon so ole girl cant be all up on my shyt, she says internet blogging aint her thing but i know she be lurking but she cant never put me to no picture or posting.. plus im good up in this bytch anyway so she cant complain.
LMAO @ Re while covering Mykel’s eyes!!!
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Oh No Re don’t leave, its not what it looks like… I mean… its not what u think… i meann…. damn I am really starting to sound like my man hahaha
@DIva Daughter
Oh my GOD Mykel, Auntie Brookie so sorry for doing this in the presence of your beatiful green eyes.
@ Anonymous
Nuffin dogg im just here man , hows the business going ? did u find a new job?
@Snoop
Oh ok big West coast party ? *****es and Khackis only?
@man
would like to just chill with you. We could read this book called:
“My Woman, His Wife”
We could just curl up and read that together…
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lolz…
once again no comment…
i got my suspicions ab u man.
i c ur ready to pounce
on all the ladies in here
I DONT LIKE THAT!!!
ur back to curb status…
lmao…(peeping around the corner)
look wut the wind blew in
HEY PEDRO!!!
(bwahahahahha)
Why did the person pose the question then bounce?
That’s like me beating a chick down then not stayin around to view my handiwork!
Lol!!!!!!!!
@QC704
“lolz…
once again no comment…
i got my suspicions ab u man.
i c ur ready to pounce
on all the ladies in here
I DONT LIKE THAT!!!
ur back to curb status…
lmao…(peeping around the corner)
look wut the wind blew in
HEY PEDRO!!!
(bwahahahahha)”
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Come on now… we are just conversing. I’m not ready to pounce or nuthin. They do got a ***** ***** fallin out his pants though, I ain’t goin lie.
I love it when you say “no comment.” My imagination just runs wild after that.
@ Brooke–
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t be trying to ’splain to Mykel now although those diamond studs I saw in the jewlery store at the mall will suffice as an apology!!
Lol!!!!!
@ Man-nah I dont want another chick to go down on me. Rather, I’ve always wondered if women kiss as well as men. The tongue is an AMAZING thing–it sets the tone for any and ALL other activity with me. However, I will watch some bi action or threesome action. Sounds like Brook Lynn Choc and MzBlaze might be puttin on a show.
LOL-dont forget to invite meeeeeeeeeeee!!!
@Snoop
Oh ok big West coast party ? *****es and Khackis only?
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negative
@ Brook Lynn
Haven’t we taught the children enough already? LOL How many more times you want me to make you *****?!!!
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oh sorray.. lol
@man…
lmao lmao.
…….oh the things id say..
but im workin…
on that note…my lips are sealed..
I would like to just chill with you. We could read this book called:
“My Woman, His Wife”
We could just curl up and read that together…
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Man, can we curl up together and watch 2 girls 1 cup?
*****ody eats ***** better than me. *****ODY.
@VEE
“nah I dont want another chick to go down on me. Rather, I’ve always wondered if women kiss as well as men. The tongue is an AMAZING thing–it sets the tone for any and ALL other activity with me. However, I will watch some bi action or threesome action. Sounds like Brook Lynn Choc and MzBlaze might be puttin on a show.
LOL-dont forget to invite meeeeeeeeeeee!!!”
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Oh yeah… their kissing is so wonderful and soft. You should try it if you haven’t already. Chances are at least one of your female friends has fantasized about giving you a tongue bath.
I’m sure there is at least one female friend that you have fantasized about…
OH NO…
You’ve got me BLINDFOLDED – remember? You’ve got to prolong that. I’m going to have to switch that up.
Actually, I have Brook Lynn blindfolded AND handcuffed to the bed. Brook Lynn hates when I do this because she’s helpless and doesn’t know what I have planned for her. The ice and whipped creme are by the bed, but I start with the ice first.
Brook Lynn jumps when she feels the ice against her nipple. They stick out in anti*****tion as I lick the coldness with my tongue. I do the same to her other nipple and as Brook Lynn arches her back, I take the ice and place it on her lips.
@ QC704
Wt up b , wats really good
@snoop oh ok u spending time wit ur family ?
jim jones voice * familyyyyyyyyyy
@OSHIE
“Man, can we curl up together and watch 2 girls 1 cup?”
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Stop it… that makes my ***** soft.
@ Diva
@ Brooke–
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don’t be trying to ’splain to Mykel now although those diamond studs I saw in the jewlery store at the mall will suffice as an apology!!
Lol!!!!!
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Mykel is beautiful and all, but tell her her Auntie Brookie is in a RECESSION for about 5 mo yrs cuz of the damn Bush Administration. so them diamonds gonna have to go on a cheap payment plan, LMAO
@snoop oh ok u spending time wit ur family ?
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pretty much
dirtyco-operation.blogspot.com
check it out the best blog site
@Man
When were you last laid? It seems to be along time probably last yr from a $20/Hr w*****
Damn I’m just going to have to hang back and read… too bad I don’t have my office anymore. Carry on, ladies…
she is to upper cl***** for me
@ Man-Nope
Not a one-and that’s the truth. Me & my ex used to watch ***** and I envied how brazen those chicks were. Of course I understand that they’re paid to be that way. But being wild and experimenting with total strangers turns me on more than having secret-lust for my friends.
@OSHIE
“*****ody eats ***** better than me. *****ODY.”
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I DEMAND A FULL DEMONSTRATION ON ATXCHICK!!
@pedro
how u been
i missed u yesterday?!?!
@man
are you this nasty in
real life?
dirtyco-operation.blogspot.com
check it out
@ Snoop
Have u got kids ?
@ Man-nah I dont want another chick to go down on me. Rather, I’ve always wondered if women kiss as well as men. The tongue is an AMAZING thing–it sets the tone for any and ALL other activity with me. However, I will watch some bi action or threesome action. Sounds like Brook Lynn Choc and MzBlaze might be puttin on a show.
LOL-dont forget to invite meeeeeeeeeeee!!!
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@ VEE
I did this all for you vee cuz u said we were boring today, then ya ***** goes off and have meetings and *****. LOL
@ Oshie
*****ody eats ***** better than me. *****ODY.
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Wanna bet?
@ Miss Blaze (My new Bisexual lover, sorry Julips)
Wow! Your great! I Love ice, u read my mind. Whew girl I think the kiddies learned enough. lol
@ QC704
I been aight ,I did’nt come on that much cos my internets buggin , but ill email ya later , u at work?
@ Snoop
Have u got kids
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yeah three 6,7,8
Brook Lynn screams with anti*****tion when I insert a piece of ice between her legs. As the ice begins to melt, I use my tongue to rub the ice against her *****. Taking the whipped creme, I place a little on Brook Lynn’s nipples. I take my time in licking it off.
At this point, I’ve had enough of the whipped creame and ice, but I’m not going to let Brook Lynn free just yet.
I raise her legs over my shoulders and bring out the toy she loves best – the two-headed *****. Taking out the k-y jelly, I make sure to lubricate both ends first. As I use it on Brook Lynn, she screams with delight as her *****ies jiggle.
“Please take the blindfold off. I want to see you,” she begs. But I dont listen, and after awhile, as she moans and screams my name, we both *****.
Who is the bodyguard?? I’ll be his bodyguard LMAO!
Yes, cl***** is over for today. And remember, blindfolds are no fun unless you’ve got the handcuffs to go with it.
@ Snoop
Have u got kids
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yeah three 6,7,8
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LMAO 12, 15, 37….
That’s what happens when you start having sex at 6 I guess
Have u got kids
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yeah three 6,7,8
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Damn not even a two year gap , all the same mamas?
Thanks Miss Blaze, now I have to go home and change my panties…
@QC704
“are you this nasty in
real life?”
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Yes.. I need help.
LMAO 12, 15, 37….
That’s what happens when you start having sex at 6 I guess
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lol, i started early….its cool though b/c its like i’m growing up with them
@OSHIE
“Thanks Miss Blaze, now I have to go home and change my panties…”
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No…. don’t change them. Just relax and let it flow…
Wait!! No-cl***** is NOT over!!
@ Man??? U tell ‘em-keep talkin dirty! LOL
@ Brook Lynn-I thank you for starting this rather Zane-esque, moisture EXPLOSION-***** hither conversation!! I cant help it if I had to go straighten folks out at this j-o-b for the SECOND straight day in a row. Damn I need to get laid-I’ll be nicer tomorrow:-(
Making my bootay call…
@ Re
Did we scare you away? I hope not.
Damn not even a two year gap , all the same mamas?
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no, my 6 and 8 was with my girl @ the time… my 7 yr old daughter was actually from me cheating….
@VEE
“Wait!! No-cl***** is NOT over!!
@ Man??? U tell ‘em-keep talkin dirty! LOL”
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Ain’t *****ody said one thing that’s “dirty.” Not one thing.
Ima see what happened wit dat booty call tomorrow too.
@ Man, I just don’t care
@OSHIE
“Thanks Miss Blaze, now I have to go home and change my panties…”
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No…. don’t change them. Just relax and let it flow…
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Tell you what, since I feel like I’m sitting on a jelly donut right now, I’ll just take them off as needed and mail you the used ones, mmmk?
@ Snoop: lol, i started early….its cool though b/c its like i’m growing up with them
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I guess you still are even if you have them when you’re 30. But in some ways it’s better to have kids young because you have more energy.
@OSHIE
“Tell you what, since I feel like I’m sitting on a jelly donut right now, I’ll just take them off as needed and mail you the used ones, mmmk?”
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P.O.BOX 4303
BATON ROUGE LA 70821-4303
I’m glad you all liked that. Little do most of you know, you’ve just basically parti*****ted in my “Focus Group”.
Some of that stuff you just read comes from my manuscripts and if YOU liked it then that means somebody else will like it to, which means that hopefully I can sell a book or two.
So, thank you once again.
I guess you still are even if you have them when you’re 30. But in some ways it’s better to have kids young because you have more energy.
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what make you think i’m in my 30’s
@BLAZE
“I’m glad you all liked that. Little do most of you know, you’ve just basically parti*****ted in my “Focus Group”.
Some of that stuff you just read comes from my manuscripts and if YOU liked it then that means somebody else will like it to, which means that hopefully I can sell a book or two.
So, thank you once again.”
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How can I parti*****te in more of your “Focus Groups?”
I guess you still are even if you have them when you’re 30. But in some ways it’s better to have kids young because you have more energy.
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what make you think i’m in my 30’s
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I didn’t say that, I said you are still growing up when you’re 30. I’m in my late 20s and I’m not grown yet.
I imagine you’re probably a spry 23.
WOW!! Oh Snoop-you were a naughty boy (wink). But Kudos to you for representin’ for ALL your kids. They all deserve love regardless of how they got here.
@ Man-I wanna have phone sex with MzBlaze too-lol
I’ve decided to have a quickie-Mr MGR is en route to my j-o-b right now!!
And whatcha mean aint *****ody said nothing ‘dirty’ yet?? Why dont you lead the way??? Huh? Huh?
@ Man I just don’t know
I’ll let you know. I’ve got to keep checking you out some, see if you’re all about what you say you are.
Uh-uh Blaze (I’m waggin my finger). U a writer? Hot Damn so am I-we gotta talk. We goin put Zane outta biz………………..
@ Miss Blaze:
I’m glad you all liked that. Little do most of you know, you’ve just basically parti*****ted in my “Focus Group”.
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That actually made me lose focus…
And why does topics like this bring in 525 people and up??
It’s apparent and sad to see what things make black peoples minds go round.
And by the looks of things, not much at all.
raise her legs over my shoulders and bring out the toy she loves best – the two-headed *****. Taking out the k-y jelly, I make sure to lubricate both ends first. As I use it on Brook Lynn, she screams with delight as her *****ies jiggle.
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Ahhhh Miss Blaze u r just too good to be true.. The two headed ***** is my favorite..
Now Cl*****… I hope you all learned a valuable lesson through out this Blze/Brooke experience, and that lesson is….. Always use cuffs wit blindfolds and KY Jelly wit two headed didldos.. Ok Cl***** Dismissed
This Msg has been approved by Brooke and Miss Blaze lol
@ Oshie-did u say you LOST focus???
LMAO
Raquel26
And why does topics like this bring in 525 people and up??
It’s apparent and sad to see what things make black peoples minds go round.
And by the looks of things, not much at all.
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We’ve been talking about intercourse and *****s licking ***** cracks, isn’t that universally appealing?
WOW!! Oh Snoop-you were a naughty boy (wink). But Kudos to you for representin’ for ALL your kids. They all deserve love regardless of how they got here.
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I’m still a catch, who want to start a black brady bunch, i got some paper….lmao j/k
HEY OSHIE OK YALLL WHAT DID I MISS??
I WOULD HAVE MORE BABIES IF SOMEONE WILL PAY TO REVERSE MY TUBAL
Going to the tanning bed to to absorb carcinogenic UV rays into my skin and come out smelling like a perm. bbl8er!
LOL @ Me
aS :LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN: BY READY FOR THE WORLD PLAYS ON MY IPOD!!!
I imagine you’re probably a spry 23
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26 yrs. old
I’m game Snoop: but you’ll hafta let me talk about my Eagles.
I got paper too and we can have mo’ kids together! You already got three: so I figure I can have two biologically and we can adopt a third to round out our Brady Bunch. I don’t plan on lettn nothing p***** through here three times. How bout it????
Man u r a Horn dog, lol
hey I want phone sex wit Miss Blaze to, Man and Vee take a number and wait ya turn lol
@pedro
yessir,im workin as we speak.
@man…
umm i can
uhhh,help u…
umm wit these problems u have
@MISS BLAZE 43
“I’ll let you know. I’ve got to keep checking you out some, see if you’re all about what you say you are.”
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Well check me out boo. I love it when women are checking me out.
I’m all I say I am and more…
I’m game Snoop: but you’ll hafta let me talk about my Eagles.
I got paper too and we can have mo’ kids together! You already got three: so I figure I can have two biologically and we can adopt a third to round out our Brady Bunch. I don’t plan on lettn nothing p***** through here three times. How bout it????
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IDK….that eagles thing is a bit of a deal breaker….lol
@QC704
“umm i can
uhhh,help u…
umm wit these problems u have”
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… thank you kind soul… I’ve needed this help for oh so long. Please, I beg of you, sit directly on my face.
MAN CHECK YOUR YAHOO MAIL!!!
pedro aka king jaffe joe… naw dawg i got the same one but i was off since last week with the flu man, its my unc’s comopany i work for hes been on me lately so i gotta chill from bossip all day only a hit and run can i do cause he got that angry man look in his eyes today dawg!And jobs hitting on nothing here in the the D!
@ Miss Blaze (My new Bisexual lover, sorry Julips)
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Im Sorry? Im Sorry?
I dont know why…***** she got me wet and I was just lurking!! LOL
Hi errbody!
Bye errbody
@VEE
“I’m game Snoop: but you’ll hafta let me talk about my Eagles.
I got paper too and we can have mo’ kids together! You already got three: so I figure I can have two biologically and we can adopt a third to round out our Brady Bunch. I don’t plan on lettn nothing p***** through here three times. How bout it????
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IDK….that eagles thing is a bit of a deal breaker….lol”
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I can give you two babies boo. They’ll be pretty too. I could even make room for the Eagles…
I WOULD HAVE MORE BABIES IF SOMEONE WILL PAY TO REVERSE MY TUBAL
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LOL I plan to get impregnated on March 6th, 2009 at 1:32am
ONLY 15000 TO REVERSE OH LAWDYS TUBAL STATS 5′11 NICE SHAPE LIGHT BROWN EYES GOOD HAIR LIGHT SKIN LIGHT FRECKLES A LIL BI CURIOUS BUT A LIL WILLING, COLLEGE DEGREE VERY SMART INDEPENDENT GOOD JOB WITH BENEFITS MENTALLY STABLE (WELL SOMETIMES)….ANY TAKERS!!!
@Oshie:
I guess. Even on the net we’re over-sexed. Boy get some n*ccas to talk about sex, boy……its a wrap.
Ah well, carry on with the sex talk.
@man
OH EMMMMM GEEEEEEEE
@BROOKE
“LOL I plan to get impregnated on March 6th, 2009 at 1:32am”
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**scheduling trip to New York for early March**
@ Julips
@ Miss Blaze (My new Bisexual lover, sorry Julips)
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Im Sorry? Im Sorry?
I dont know why…***** she got me wet and I was just lurking!! LOL
Hi errbody!
Bye errbody
Oh Hey Baby! its not what it looks like, Miss Blaze meant nothing to me, she raped me, I tried to stop her and I told her I was in love wit u but she force me…plz dont be mad..
lol
)….ANY TAKERS!!!
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didn’t you say your dude was 6′ 10? i’m only 6′2….i’m cool ma….lmao
Man u just spreadin your seed around and -ish!
But I can play my part for two purty babies and EAGLES banter now an’ then
Sorry Snoop-you shoulda bled green too!!!!
Gotta go, my man’s here. Time to put my leg(s) up…
LOL
@Miss Blaze – YOU ARE THE MASTER!!! LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU FINISH YOUR BOOK, I’LL BUY ABOUT 5 COPIES!!
@Brookie – I always knew you ways freaky but you are the Queen of all things freaky!!
and it is not even freay friday!! what a treat
Ok…I think it’s safe to say that this blog isn’t about Beyonce anymore…
SNOOP ITS OK AS LONG AS YOU TALLER THAN ME!!!! HE AINT GONNA DO NOTHIN ALL I GOTTA DO IS CALL HIS MOMMA A ***** AND GAME OVER!!! HE WILL BE CRYING LIKE A LIL ***** HIMSELF!!! OR I CAN MAKE MY KIDS TELL HIM HE AINT THEIR DADDY!!!
everybody got to give your fellow bossipers a nickname Pedro already gave me mine ” SEXUAL SEDUCTOR” …lmao
@ Man
**scheduling trip to New York for early March**
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LOL, I am stopping my Birth control in Jan so I can get pregnant on March 6th @1:32am so that I can give Birth on DEcember 12th 2009. That is a very special day for me.
@Vee – Gotta go, my man’s here. Time to put my leg(s) up…
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NICE LUNCH….I’m jealous
@QC704
“OH EMMMMM GEEEEEEEE”
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Yes that’s right. Just sit right on down and close your eyes…. Ima take care of the rest.
@VEE
“Man u just spreadin your seed around and -ish!
But I can play my part for two purty babies and EAGLES banter now an’ then
Sorry Snoop-you shoulda bled green too!!!!
Gotta go, my man’s here. Time to put my leg(s) up…
LOL”
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Yeah.. I have a certificate that guarantees I will produce purdy babies for you. LOL.
Rub your cat for me.
Lawdy – SNOOP ITS OK AS LONG AS YOU TALLER THAN ME!!!! HE AINT GONNA DO NOTHIN ALL I GOTTA DO IS CALL HIS MOMMA A ***** AND GAME OVER!!! HE WILL BE CRYING LIKE A LIL ***** HIMSELF!!! OR I CAN MAKE MY KIDS TELL HIM HE AINT THEIR DADDY!!!
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frowning…this sounds mean,
Snoop don’t you have a girlfriend? or fiance?
UM MAN EMAIL AND STOP THAT ***** RIGHT NOW/…..SHE IS STILL A BOSIIP VIRGIN….I GOTTA LOOK OUT FOR HER!!!!
Snoop don’t you have a girlfriend? or fiance?
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@ BE…. i told her i was cool….i’m trying to be faithful, but she forcing herself on me…..lol
<—– JUST CALL OH LAWDY THE ***** BANDIT!!! I WILL TAKE WHAT I WANT I ADMIT I AM A RAPIST!!!
everybody got to give your fellow bossipers a nickname Pedro already gave me mine ” SEXUAL SEDUCTOR” …lmao
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Kool but I shall name yall after my favorite Beyonce songs
Brooke= “Single ladies, put a ring on it”
Be = “Freak em Dress”
Pedro = “Survivor”
Snoop= “Green light”
Julips = “Deja vu” {cuz of the multiple personalities, lol}
Miss Blaze= “NAughty Girl”
1 true Diva= “Imma a DIVA”
MAn= “Get me Bodied”
Oshie= “Halo”
Lawdy= “Crazy in love”
Vee= “Me, Myself and I”
@SNOOP
“everybody got to give your fellow bossipers a nickname Pedro already gave me mine ” SEXUAL SEDUCTOR” …lmao”
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I was torn between “Plow Machine” and “Mouth of the South.”
Snoop= “Green light
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elaborate my dear
I was torn between “Plow Machine” and “Mouth of the South.”
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@man
….
ok.
you win…
im plopping down now.
Jesus I need to stop my Bey infatuation…lol
@brook
lmao at u namin evry1 after bey..
hahha
@QC704
“….
ok.
you win…
im plopping down now.”
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Thank you!!
“ddeee..allfkujoljalrlj”
**muffled sounds**
(I could do this every day!!)
@OH LAWDY
who u protectin?!?!
@QC704
I can tell by your pic you are real juicey. Have you ever squirted before?
@man
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
nooooouhhhhhhhhcommmeeennnnttttuhohoooooooo
i was tryin to protect you but i see you are enjoying this!!!!
@Snoop
Snoop= “Green light
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elaborate my dear
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Certainly dear: Read carefully
Give it to mama
Give it give it
Give it to mama mama (oh)
Give it
Give it to mama mama
For some strange reason (huh)
You done pleasing me like it’s OK (Oh oh oh)
Like a perm that’s been left too long
It’s like a burn
The result is it just won’t take (Oh oh oh)
I can see
Now it’s all coming so clear to me now
I can see
Misinterpreted all of my naiveness
Was just thinking if I had no you
Than I can’t do
My stock just went up over 2 million
So if you want to (uh uh huh uh uh)
You got the green light (uh uh huh uh uh)
So if you want to (uh uh huh uh uh)
You got the green light (uh uh huh uh uh)
So if you want to (want to, want to) (uh uh huh uh uh)
You got the green light (uh uh huh uh uh)
So if you want to (uh uh huh uh uh)
You got the green light (uh uh huh uh uh)
Give it to mama
Go go go go
Go go go go
Go go go go
Go go RED LIGHT (ah) GREEN LIGHT!
@ Brook (the cheater)
I just had to take a short break to express my hurt feelings!! I would have completed an “Anger Management” and/or a “How to reduce your personalities down to One” cl***** and even been willing to join hands with Oshie and sing We are the World for you baby! But instead I find you on here shamelessly cheating on me!
Seriously though…can we share her?????
>> computer off <<
@man
can tell by your pic you are real juicey. Have you ever squirted before?
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wtf…
***** no.
well maybe…
*****
uggh
u caught me off gurad wit that 1…
@QC704
I bet your squirt is soooo delicious. I can tell. Ima be imagining that taste the rest of the day.
Please squirt on me.
Jacky Jasper’s
2008 Top 10
American House *****s
http://diaryofahollywoodstreetking.com
@brook
lmao at u namin evry1 after bey..
hahha
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@qc
I forgot my dear, u left for a moment, u cane be “Cater to you”" Oh yea…lol
@QC704
“wtf…
***** no.
well maybe…
*****
uggh
u caught me off gurad wit that 1…”
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Yeah, as I was admiring that pic I just got a strong inkling that you squirt. That’s great. I would truly make you squirt all over me.
Don’t be embarr*****ed. It’s as natural as the Sun rising in the morning…
dear oh lawdy
man has taken it too far.
i would been cool if he didnt
ask me that question…((insert sniffles))
((grabbin panties))
i wanna go homeeeeee((insert m*****ive sobs
like a 4yr old))
It’s still hard for me to believe that a girl like Beyonce would go for such an ugly motha ________ .
@Snoop – oh just asking
Oh lawdy leave Snoop alone he is trying to be good 2 is a difficult age for being good especially for men!!
@ Brooke – Freak em dress – I like that! my alter ego is Miss Independent! with you because I want to not because I have to….
@QC704
“dear oh lawdy
man has taken it too far.
i would been cool if he didnt
ask me that question…((insert sniffles))
((grabbin panties))
i wanna go homeeeeee((insert m*****ive sobs
like a 4yr old”
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I’m sorry. Don’t be like that, no harm was intended.
@ Julips (the Victim)
@ Brook (the cheater)
I just had to take a short break to express my hurt feelings!! I would have completed an “Anger Management” and/or a “How to reduce your personalities down to One” cl***** and even been willing to join hands with Oshie and sing We are the World for you baby! But instead I find you on here shamelessly cheating on me!
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Baby, your right, I am a cheater, I fugged up, but Boy was Miss Blaze worth it!! LOL Yea let’s share, your the best Cyber girlfriend ever. Oh and make sure u tell flippin the script I said “F*ck You” lol
i prefer to be refered to as a :bus it baby!!!
@brook
i refuse to be
cater to u
i will be
“T Shirt”
kthx
@Man – man has taken it too far.
i would been cool if he didnt
ask me that question…((insert sniffles))
((grabbin panties))
i wanna go homeeeeee((insert m*****ive sobs
like a 4yr old))
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STOP SCARING THIS BABY!!!! I am calling the predator team on you
It is okay Q – you will learn about squirting and remember this day!
what are yall talking about I went on break….
@man.
you keep screwin
up…((wiping snot from my nose))
im 2 posts away from
bein mad at you!!!!!!
smh at u makin me
dry up
lolz
Pedro = “Survivor”
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Survivor , really ? Every one elses name had a meaning , mine was a defualt beyonce song smh how could you do that big sis lol
@be
you look verty pretty
andd..ur right ab learning…
umm im gonna
copy paste and print all this
ALL OF IT!!!
Ok, so I’m back……..whew! What’s goin’ on up in hea???
MAN PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF IN THIS ROOM QC IS JUST A BABY…ONE MORE INFRACTION AND OFFICER OTIS WILL KICK YOUR ***** OUTTA HERE!!!
Lets do Cl***** Superlatives. Everyone name what Cl***** Superlative they would be and their next fellow Bossip cl*****mate would be if this was Bossip High Graduating Cl***** of 2008.
Brooke= Most Freaky Deaky
Be= Most likely to succeed
Man= Most likely to commit adultry
qc= Most likely to scream “RAPE!!” On Man
Z- Most Popular
Miss Blaze= Most likely to write a novel
Julips= Most likely to have ADHD (lol) j/k
Lawdy= Most likely to get in the most fights
Oshie= Cl***** Clown
Snoop Bloggy Blog= Most likely to have children with his teacher
Daywalker= Most likely to be the next Big thing $$$
Sxy Q= Most likely to be sexy everyday all day
1 true Diva= Most likely to spot all the wanna be girls wit fake knock offs
Nikk U and Re= Most likely to stay BFF’s
Dapro= Most likely to stay Handsome
Vee= Cl***** Valinvictorian
Lacombe= Most likely to have a dozen more pretty babies
DC Finest= Most likely to dress fly
Pedro= Most likey to be a stick up kid
@Q – thanks! Learning is the fun part!
@Pedro – please get Q from Man…
I’m back and burnt to a crisp! I smell bacon!
Wrong Brooke, I was the cl***** *****.
Why I gotta be a clown? Am I funny or something? Do I amuse you?
Oh The Entire Sauce Family=Most likely to go Postal
lol
@brook lynn
“most likely to scream rape on man”
u rite.
@Brook – Pedro= Most likey to be a stick up kid
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aww don’t say that about Pedro
Pedro – Most likely to own a music production company (there you go cyber nephew)
I tell y’all, ain’t nothin like some licky-licky over your lunch hour to improve your mood:-)Me and kitty are VERY happy right now. Ahhhhhhhhh…Hercules, hercules!!!
Okay, I’m catchn up on the thread…
@ Brook Lynn-I dont want ‘Me Myself and I’-sobs…I want ‘Check On It’ or ‘Soldier’.
@ Man-why u do that to qc704??? She’s just a BABE to Bossip…
@QC704-toughen up gurl! LOL…squirtn is the BEST!
@Oshie – Wrong Brooke, I was the cl***** *****.
Why I gotta be a clown? Am I funny or something? Do I amuse you?
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I have to agree with Brook, even your *****ness is funny…you are more funny than *****ty sorry. Maybe in real life you ***** more but we don’t know about that!
@Vee – aww man I feel your glow through the computer!!! I am green with envy yet happy for you!
Check on it – I love that song with the remix
Pedro = “Survivor”
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Survivor , really ? Every one elses name had a meaning , mine was a defualt beyonce song smh how could you do that big sis lol
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Uh oh Pedro Survivor has Much meaning listen:
I’m a survivor (what),
I’m not gonna give up (what),
I’m not gon’ stop (what),
I’m gonna work harder (what),
I’m a survivor (what),
I’m gonna make it (what),
I will survive (what),
Keep on survivin’ (what),
I’m a survivor (what),
I’m not gonna give up (what),
I’m not gon’ stop (what),
I’m gonna work harder (what),
I’m a survivor (what),
I’m gonna make it (what),
I will survive (what),
Keep on survivin’ (what).
Thats u talkin to all ya Bossip Haters lil bro
BROOK: GLAD IM NOT ON THE LIST
OSHIE and OH LAWDY ARE FUNNY TO ME THEY ALWAYS HAVE ME LAUGHING
BROOKE= MOST LIKELY TO GET ***** BY THE BBALL, FOOTBALL VOLLEYBALL TRACK AND WRESTLING TEAMS, ALONG WITH THE BAND CHESS CLUB, CHORUS AND NATIONAL HONOR SOCIETY
@QC704
Ok… Sorry QC704. The thought of you squirting was just too perfect for me not to ask.
I promise I’m a real gentlemen.
@OH LAWDY
“BROOKE= MOST LIKELY TO GET ***** BY THE BBALL, FOOTBALL VOLLEYBALL TRACK AND WRESTLING TEAMS, ALONG WITH THE BAND CHESS CLUB, CHORUS AND NATIONAL HONOR SOCIETY”
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NOT THE NATIONAL HONOR SOCIETY!!!
YOU W*****!!!
Brook: you can handle all that if not may i help
Tim Tim = most likely to do gay *****
@ATXCHICK
I requested that Oshie eat your ***** to prove her ***** eating skills. I didn’t think you would mind…
Ok so I see I have *****ed off Pedro, Vee and Oshie and now I dont wanna play with yall anymore. I try to be nice and have Bossip fun and what do I get? complaini complain complain.. I’m Out this *****
{{{{LOG’s Off}}}}}
HAHAHAHA @SNOOP!!!
snoop: why you had to mention his name now my lunch coming up
@Brook – Pedro= Most likey to be a stick up kid
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aww don’t say that about Pedro
Pedro – Most likely to own a music production company (there you go cyber nephew)
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@ BE – thanks virtual aunt lol
@brook- i get the worst thing on the list……again smh
@ Be: I do ***** a lot but I am married so I guess that just makes me funny, or lame, one.
I GAVE YOU A CL***** NAME BROOK!!!
Tim Tim = most likely to do gay *****
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LOL!!!
BROOKE= MOST LIKELY TO GET ***** BY THE BBALL, FOOTBALL VOLLEYBALL TRACK AND WRESTLING TEAMS, ALONG WITH THE BAND CHESS CLUB, CHORUS AND NATIONAL HONOR SOCIETY
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the athletes and the smarties sounds like a good plan…
@ Brook Lynn-dont leave my sista. I aint mad I just want a diff song.
PS-I just got your email I was so excited.
Wow-my lunch break has me feeling soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo goooooooooooooooooooddddd…
NOT A GOOD PLAN CUZ IT WOULD BE ALL AT ONE TIME BE
@QC704
where did you go? Tell you what, you can ask me a question…
@Man: Um How you just going to volunteer Oshie for me I dont remeber discussing that MAN!!!
Erotism:
http://www.planetzane.net/
NOT A GOOD PLAN CUZ IT WOULD BE ALL AT ONE TIME BE
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Oh a gang bang…well she is pretty skilled she might be okay plus ATX chick said she would help.
vee: what you doing? thats making you feel this way (getting nervous)
@BOSSLADEE
“Wow-my lunch break has me feeling soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo goooooooooooooooooooddddd”
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Did you give him a full course meal or just an appetizer for later?????
@Afiya- Hey!! thanks for the link!
Brookie Pie, you couldn’t ***** me off if you burned my effigy, peed on it, called me a ***** ***** cracker and slapped my mama, because I would know that was all just foreplay….
BE: Not all at once (running now)…
@ATXCHICK
” Um How you just going to volunteer Oshie for me I dont remeber discussing that MAN!!!”
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Yeah I know. But strong minds make quick decisions. You weren’t around at the time.
I’m sorry if I was wrong. I can make it up to you. Do you squirt?
@ATX Chick
You are Most likely to began your first Bisexual relationship starring me…lol
@Vee
Me, myself and I was an empowering song cuz u accomplished so much and u didnt have to fugg no one to get there mama
@Lawdy
***** OFF LAWDY LOL
On a side note – you guys have to go to essence . com and see the pictures of Eva and Lance they are soooo beautiful!
Man: i can squirt out of my mouth
lmao : strong minds make quick decisions
Aw, Man feels bad. I can feel it thru the pc. That’s sweet of you.
QC704 went to handle her biz: u know when you’re young, explicit talk makes you nervous-but excited!
Who knows what she’s doing now?!?!?!!
As for me, I just had some oral pleasure for lunch: quite a tongue-lashin’. Boo-yah!!!!
I can’t wait to leave work and finish what I started. I’m leaving early today:-)
@ATXCHICKS
” i can squirt out of my mouth
lmao : strong minds make quick decisions”
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I see, so you’ve never squirted out of your other set of lips?
@Brook – not only do you know all the Beyonce songs you know what all them songs mean..you are a true STAN!!
@ ATX: why you gotta be so put off by a fake e-lesbian cyber relationship with me? I think there are worse choices. C’mon baybee…
@VEE
“Aw, Man feels bad. I can feel it thru the pc. That’s sweet of you.
QC704 went to handle her biz: u know when you’re young, explicit talk makes you nervous-but excited!
Who knows what she’s doing now?!?!?!!
As for me, I just had some oral pleasure for lunch: quite a tongue-lashin’. Boo-yah!!!!
I can’t wait to leave work and finish what I started. I’m leaving early today:-)”
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I would love to take you to lunch.
@ATX – BE: Not all at once (running now)…
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Oh my bag…LOL!
smh
yall got me scrollin thru my phonebook
i mite end up callin the old bf back
ughhhhhhhh
blast this wetness((shakes fists))
Vee: Get it girl do the damn thing must be extra nice (throwing balloons) (hi-5)
I wish I could squirt
Well Brook Lynn, u aint NEVA lied. Speakin of which, Neyo/Jamie Foxx’s ‘She Got Her Own’ is my jam right about now!!!
@ATX
“why you gotta be so put off by a fake e-lesbian cyber relationship with me? I think there are worse choices. C’mon baybee…”
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Yeah. Oshie’s nice looking too. A “girly girl.”
What could be better eating you out than a girly girl? I beg of you, what?
CAN I PUT A GRAVIE OF MY ***** UP I FEEL LIKE SHOWIN OFF MY FRESH WAX ANS MY PIERCINGS
Oshie: i have rules for my cyper relationship I DONT LICK other than that nice to meet you BABE
LOL…y’all was getting (me) kinda hot in here so I thought you can go were all the hotness really is!
@vee
Aw, Man feels bad. I can feel it thru the pc. That’s sweet of you.
QC704 went to handle her biz: u know when you’re young, explicit talk makes you nervous-but excited!
Who knows what she’s doing now?!?!?!!
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ahh rats knees.
you got me……….i had to wipe down a few thangs
smh
@QC704
“smh
yall got me scrollin thru my phonebook
i mite end up callin the old bf back
ughhhhhhhh
blast this wetness((shakes fists))”
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I wish I was in your phonebook and lived near you. LOL. You wouldn’t even remember your ol boyfriends name.
well what in the high water hell i done stepped into! everybody is gettin a whippin! lol!
I AM NOT A ***** LAWDY….
I only had 10 sex partners in my entire life. Like thats not *****ty
@ATX – Oshie: i have rules for my cyper relationship I DONT LICK other than that nice to meet you BABE
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speaking of which..what did you Oh Lawdy do to Joey B?? I haven’t seen him post in about 2 weeks!
oh lawdy: sure go ahead LMAO
@ ATX-cyber hi-five!! It was muy excellente!!
@Man-u so NASTY! I just LUV it!!
@ Oshie-What?? YOU cant squirt?!?!? I’m shocked. U MUST be kiddn… I tell u its the BEST feeling and for me personally, it’s a rarity so I enjoy it that more. I don’t know what’s better: squirting or the 5 seconds after, when this relaxing ”whoosh” sweeps down over you. Its the BEST most euphoric feeling-makes me dizzy sometimes(I’m grinning like McNABB showin’ ALL my teeth)!!
@ ATX: That’s what they all say… at first.
Don’t worry, I’ll take care of you.
Do you squirt?
Be: i dont know what happen maybe he still sore we did work him it took several days for my knees to heal… Oshie you know what happen to joey b
HE WAS ON THE OTHER DAY BE!! AINT HE A CUTIE ME AND TIMTIM DONT AGREE ON NOTHING BUT WE BOTH AGREE THAT HE CAN GET IT!!!
Oshie: only by mouth how you do the other i havent explored my body that way before
@VEE
“-What?? YOU cant squirt?!?!? I’m shocked. U MUST be kiddn… I tell u its the BEST feeling and for me personally, it’s a rarity so I enjoy it that more. I don’t know what’s better: squirting or the 5 seconds after, when this relaxing ”whoosh” sweeps down over you. Its the BEST most euphoric feeling-makes me dizzy sometimes(I’m grinning like McNABB showin’ ALL my teeth)!!”
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I DAMN NEAR NUTTED READING THAT!!! OMG!!!
YOU GOT ME “MCNABBIN” MY ***** OFF!!
i never really had a orgasm im not lieing i always stop when i get that feeling
Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)
@ ATX-cyber hi-five!! It was muy excellente!!
@Man-u so NASTY! I just LUV it!!
@ Oshie-What?? YOU cant squirt?!?!? I’m shocked. U MUST be kiddn… I tell u its the BEST feeling and for me personally, it’s a rarity so I enjoy it that more. I don’t know what’s better: squirting or the 5 seconds after, when this relaxing ”whoosh” sweeps down over you. Its the BEST most euphoric feeling-makes me dizzy sometimes(I’m grinning like McNABB showin’ ALL my teeth)!!
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OH MY LAWD! WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS ROOM! LOL!! VEEE!!!! WHAT?!?!? IM DEAD!!! LMAO!
@ATXCHICK
“only by mouth how you do the other i havent explored my body that way before”
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Please allow Oshie to chart those waters… You won’t regret it.
@Oh Lawdy – HE WAS ON THE OTHER DAY BE!! AINT HE A CUTIE ME AND TIMTIM DONT AGREE ON NOTHING BUT WE BOTH AGREE THAT HE CAN GET IT!!!
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Oh okay, thanks! Yeah he is def a cutie!
Do you squirt?
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i just squirted in my boxers…..lol….j/k
Man: anything you say
@ATXCHICK
“i never really had a orgasm im not lieing i always stop when i get that feeling”
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I’m in Lousisiana…
@ Vee
@ Brook Lynn
I’m back, y’all. Vee you’re writing too? Let me ask you, how come it takes damn near a year for you to receive your Copyright Certificate? I hear it’ll take about four if you do it on-line. I’ll have to look into that some more.
@ BE
@ Oshie Ya’ll still on?
first time i was squirting i thought i was *****in on myself thank god i had a ruff ***** hunching me and he would not let me get up!!! THANK THE LAWD FOR SMALL MIRACLES!!!
@Brook – not only do you know all the Beyonce songs you know what all them songs mean..you are a true STAN!!
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LOL @ Be
Uh Be, does Stan= Stalker? lol
hell everybody prob squirted some kind of way today with all this talk
@ATXCHICK
“Man: anything you say”
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I would never steer you wrong. I love to help.
TIMTIM WANTS JOEY BAD!!!
@FEMALES
Do you squirt?
Just respond with a yes or no…
@qc704-see, I knew u were up to somethin’!!
Uh-oh, I see I started some sh– in here huh? LMAO
@ Man-get a hold of yourself!!! Haha-but I swear squirting’s the BEST! I lose control of myself for a number of seconds, get dizzy and start moaning like a crazy person. I have to be very still and wait to get my equilibrium back.
Forgive me Mandah-u know I dont usually talk this way but what the hell?! U know u my homie:-)
OH LAWDY!!!!
first time i was squirting i thought i was *****in on myself thank god i had a ruff ***** hunching me and he would not let me get up!!! THANK THE LAWD FOR SMALL MIRACLES!!!
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OH LAWDY IN DEED! WOOOOOOOOOOW (loosens collar)
@Miss Blaze – You back huh!!
@ATXChick – squirting comes after the orgasm but only when that special spot is being touched and warmed over. don’t stop at the orgasm you’ll never squirt…it does feel like you have to go to the bathroom but just hang on for the ride. You won’t regret it!! trust!
SKEET SKEET SKEET JUST CALL ME WATERBLASTER 1974
*Peeking in the doorway*
…is it safe?
@VEE
“get a hold of yourself!!! Haha-but I swear squirting’s the BEST! I lose control of myself for a number of seconds, get dizzy and start moaning like a crazy person. I have to be very still and wait to get my equilibrium back.
Forgive me Mandah-u know I dont usually talk this way but what the hell?! U know u my homie:-)”
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Have you done this into the face/mouth of the dude?????????
**please say yes**
SKEET SKEET SKEET JUST CALL ME WATERBLASTER 1974
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Errr…..
*Closing the door behind me softly*
waterblaster 1974: girl stop!
Squirt – yes, of course. not every time but each time the feeling lasts like 2 weeks I swear!
@QC704
Don’t leave…
Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)
@qc704-see, I knew u were up to somethin’!!
Uh-oh, I see I started some sh– in here huh? LMAO
@ Man-get a hold of yourself!!! Haha-but I swear squirting’s the BEST! I lose control of myself for a number of seconds, get dizzy and start moaning like a crazy person. I have to be very still and wait to get my equilibrium back.
Forgive me Mandah-u know I dont usually talk this way but what the hell?! U know u my homie:-)
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lol now i cant wait to get home! lol chile!
MANDAH HE JUST KEP *****ING ME HARDER IT WAS GREAT I HAD HIM PULLING MY HAIR AND SPANKING MY ***** AND I EVEN LET HIM CALL ME A *****!!!
@RE – come back!
OMFG!!!
Be and Lawdy both squirt and are bi-curious!!!
**pulling out condom**
ATXChick
i never really had a orgasm im not lieing i always stop when i get that feeling
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You don’t know? I’m on a personal mission to save women like you.
The ***** are you people talkin bout?
@ Miss Blaze, I know its such a Be-yatch to get copywritten. I’m self published with 3 novels: for the 1st one I did the ‘poor man’s copywright’: u know, mailed it to myself. I had a hook-up, a diff author who claimed he could expedite the process for me but-no such luck. I’m close to NYC these days so I plan to handle all my literary issues in the new year. We must talk more!!
@ATX-I used to draw back instead of having an orgasm cuz I was scared too. But once I learned to let it go……..Jesus Mary AND Joseph-ok?!?!?!?!?!
@ OH LAWDY-u are funny as hell! Small favors huh?? LOL
And, finally…MAN-Yes, my ex almost fell off the bed many-a-time catchin’ my _______ in his mouth. Maybe that’s why he cried and lost ten lbs when I left…
I don’t squirt, I just gush. Does that count?
@Man – you are so nasty….don’t pull out condom – go take a shower!! or bird shower since you might be at work!
@ Vee
I don’t want to put Zane out of business – hell I want to work with her. She let the world know just how freaky black folks can get. For a long time talking about sex was so taboo for us – if we talked about how much we like doing it from the back or licking a girl from front to back and sideways – people would think we were crazy.
Zane caught hell for publishing PURPLE PANTIES because most people didn’t think it would do well.
Huh? Do these people not know how popular the THE ‘L’ WORD is? We’re Here and we’re Queer – lesbians are all over the place.
I would love to see more books with lesbian theme’s written – but not particulary based strictly on lesbians. You have to mix it up for the m*****es to enjoy as well.
That’s why my books will have something for everybody – whether you’re straight, bi or a sraight-up lesbian – I’m writing stories in which everybody can enjoy.
So, Zane, look out for Vee and Me, ’cause we *****ming!
the first time i made a girl squirt i thought she was *****ing on me, (18) now i know how to make all women squirt its a secret though
I Never Squirted, never met a man that made me ***** that hard…
@ Oshie
Help my fellow white girl. I feel Fat, I just ate 4 Jolly Ranches, 3 cups of milk, a spoon full of Tricks cereal, 1 Egg Roll and like 5 M &M’s and its only 3pm. I am getting LIPO
@VEE
“Yes, my ex almost fell off the bed many-a-time catchin’ my _______ in his mouth. Maybe that’s why he cried and lost ten lbs when I left…”
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My mouth is hanging open right now just thinking about it…
I once mad my man ***** on himself when I inserted some ***** beeds up his ***** while tossing his salad.. Hope this info helps anyone who may be thinking about it
@man.
honey im here…
im actaully
workin
made some lunch money today
yesssssssss!!!!
why do women like when you pulled their hair and slap them hard on the *****? do that feel good to yall?
@Miss Blaze – @ Vee
I don’t want to put Zane out of business – hell I want to work with her. She let the world know just how freaky black folks can get. For a long time talking about sex was so taboo for us – if we talked about how much we like doing it from the back or licking a girl from front to back and sideways – people would think we were crazy.
Zane caught hell for publishing PURPLE PANTIES because most people didn’t think it would do well.
Huh? Do these people not know how popular the THE ‘L’ WORD is? We’re Here and we’re Queer – lesbians are all over the place.
I would love to see more books with lesbian theme’s written – but not particulary based strictly on lesbians. You have to mix it up for the m*****es to enjoy as well.
That’s why my books will have something for everybody – whether you’re straight, bi or a sraight-up lesbian – I’m writing stories in which everybody can enjoy.
So, Zane, look out for Vee and Me, ’cause we *****ming!
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I agree black people are taught so many wrong things about sex. Zane has a book of short stories about black and latino sex I swear I keep it in my bathroom!! some of those stories are so erotic I could take care of myself and be ready for my husband
(for all the nosey people, my husband does travel for work and I have learned to satisfy myself)
Oh I’ll be damn! If today’s thread is any indication you do NOT want to work for Zane. If anything her church-lady-frying-fish-on-Good-Friday-looking-***** should work for YOU! Plus, I’m leary of her. She tried to steal an idea from me six years ago, when I mailed her an excerpt from my 1st book to see if she’s publish me under Sepia books. I saw my idea as a foreword she wrote for someone else: I faked like a lawyer and called her company and threatened to sue. I bet you her curler-dent having ***** sent me a check for 5 g’s…girl like I said we gots-ta TALK!! We can do biz and make this paper ya heard! Then I’d have more free time to…squirt:-)
I think all of us in here need to seek professional mental help.. how did we get here? lmao
SNOOP ONLY IF YOU ARE DOING THAT AND CALLING ME A ***** OR A DIRTY W***** AT THE SAME TIME!!!
@BLAZE
“I don’t want to put Zane out of business – hell I want to work with her. She let the world know just how freaky black folks can get. For a long time talking about sex was so taboo for us – if we talked about how much we like doing it from the back or licking a girl from front to back and sideways – people would think we were crazy.
Zane caught hell for publishing PURPLE PANTIES because most people didn’t think it would do well.
Huh? Do these people not know how popular the THE ‘L’ WORD is? We’re Here and we’re Queer – lesbians are all over the place.
I would love to see more books with lesbian theme’s written – but not particulary based strictly on lesbians. You have to mix it up for the m*****es to enjoy as well.
That’s why my books will have something for everybody – whether you’re straight, bi or a sraight-up lesbian – I’m writing stories in which everybody can enjoy.
So, Zane, look out for Vee and Me, ’cause we *****ming!”
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That’s right dammit. If you wanna tell the world that you lick your girl from the front to the back go right ahead.
Damn… I gotta see what you look like Blaze. You could eat your girl and I could be eaten you.
EVERYBODY’S HAPPY!
@Brooke – I feel Fat, I just ate 4 Jolly Ranches, 3 cups of milk, a spoon full of Tricks cereal, 1 Egg Roll and like 5 M &M’s and its only 3pm. I am getting LIPO
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Take a double dose of laxative and drink water!
@ Brookie: Help my fellow white girl. I feel Fat, I just ate 4 Jolly Ranches, 3 cups of milk, a spoon full of Tricks cereal, 1 Egg Roll and like 5 M &M’s and its only 3pm. I am getting LIPO
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LIKE OMG WHAT ever…
Huh? Oh since I am white I must be anorexic, eh?
I eat all the damn time. I just ate about 200 peanut butter m&m’s. But I’ll hold your hair while you gag yourself!
No I won’t, Ima kick you in the cooter if I see you doing that *****…
Brook: what the *****….. am i reading that right?
why do women like when you pulled their hair and slap them hard on the *****? do that feel good to yall?
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I wish a ***** would pull this exspensive ***** lacefront, now slap my ***** yes I likey!!! lol
@ Be
for all the nosey people, my husband does travel for work and I have learned to satisfy myself
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***** girl, I used to satisfy my self while my man laid right there in the bed, then I wiped the specimen on his face like here take that u cheating ***** ***** lol
@Snoop – why do women like when you pulled their hair and slap them hard on the *****? do that feel good to yall?
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It enhances the experience, so yes it feels good.
@ Snoop-u can slap me on the *****, but not too hard. Dont pull my hair though-that sh– hurts!
@ Man-LMAO, I have no words…
@ Be & Miss Blaze-we can make this paper, I tell u no lie. And Be-I think I know which book your talkn bout, with the Latin dude. Yipee!!
I love Zane’s stories-she explores alot of taboo and very sexy subjects, rendezvous and such. I just dont like her business practices but she IS talented.
@BROOKE
“***** girl, I used to satisfy my self while my man laid right there in the bed, then I wiped the specimen on his face like here take that u cheating ***** ***** lol”
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That sounds sooooooo good. Just smear it all in a ***** face huh?
Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)
Oh I’ll be damn! If today’s thread is any indication you do NOT want to work for Zane. If anything her church-lady-frying-fish-on-Good-Friday-looking-***** should work for YOU! Plus, I’m leary of her. She tried to steal an idea from me six years ago, when I mailed her an excerpt from my 1st book to see if she’s publish me under Sepia books. I saw my idea as a foreword she wrote for someone else: I faked like a lawyer and called her company and threatened to sue. I bet you her curler-dent having ***** sent me a check for 5 g’s…girl like I said we gots-ta TALK!! We can do biz and make this paper ya heard! Then I’d have more free time to…squirt:-)
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I love you.
LIKE OMG WHAT ever…
Huh? Oh since I am white I must be anorexic, eh?
I eat all the damn time. I just ate about 200 peanut butter m&m’s. But I’ll hold your hair while you gag yourself!
No I won’t, Ima kick you in the cooter if I see you doing that *****…
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OUCH! that ***** hurts….being kicked in the cooch
@Snoop
“why do women like when you pulled their hair and slap them hard on the *****? do that feel good to yall?”
Maybe it’s the old LL jam. . .”Pull my hair and smack me from the back”
The sensation of having a clumb of my tresses yanked is oddly erotic.
*darts out of thread*
@VEE
“LMAO, I have no words…”
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You don’t have to say anything. Just the thought of you squirtin up in my face and mouth has made my day and will have me on hard the rest of the day.
Thanx.
Oopsy. . .I meant “clump” lol
I take that back, I might have squirted one time when I had this one night stand with a firefighter… no wonder he was stalking me… hrmmm…
@BROOKE
“***** girl, I used to satisfy my self while my man laid right there in the bed, then I wiped the specimen on his face like here take that u cheating ***** ***** lol”
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That sounds sooooooo good. Just smear it all in a ***** face huh?
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Yes Man as a matter a fact it did being that he had his face all smeared up in the next ***** Puzzy then come home to kiss me and my son, *****in ***** he is
snoop bloggy blog
why do women like when you pulled their hair and slap them hard on the *****? do that feel good to yall?
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ohh hell yes! hot damn im glad i leave early!
@ Brook:”I once mad my man ***** on himself when I inserted some ***** beeds up his ***** while tossing his salad.. Hope this info helps anyone who may be thinking about it”
what? i dont think i could do that
ok bossiper what is your fantasy?
i want to ***** a stewardess on southwest doggystyle flying 1st cl*****….lol
The fireman, he was the fireman, he was the fireman…
LOL
He had a firehose.
@SYDNEY
““why do women like when you pulled their hair and slap them hard on the *****? do that feel good to yall?”
Maybe it’s the old LL jam. . .”Pull my hair and smack me from the back”
The sensation of having a clumb of my tresses yanked is oddly erotic.
*darts out of thread”
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GASP!!
**loading gun and looking for “Film”**
@Vee – @ Be & Miss Blaze-we can make this paper, I tell u no lie. And Be-I think I know which book your talkn bout, with the Latin dude. Yipee!!
I love Zane’s stories-she explores alot of taboo and very sexy subjects, rendezvous and such. I just dont like her business practices but she IS talented.
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Yep the latin dude in the swingers club…
Making money is my middle name, I am always looking for business ventures. My writing strength is for business – but my business brain is pretty sharp. lets talk..bereal40@yahoo.com
I think my fantasy is *****ing that fireman again… just because I just remembered it… ah, college…
Im a lil different I actually like for a man to allow me to pee on them, now that will REALLY enhance my sexual gratification.. Yum!
@brook
once mad my man ***** on himself when I inserted some ***** beeds up his ***** while tossing his salad.. Hope this info helps anyone who may be thinking about it
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stop it!!!stop it rite now.
men do not let…man jus stop
NO BEADS IN MY MANS BOOTY!!!
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@SNOOP
why do women like when you pulled their hair and slap them hard on the *****? do that feel good to yall?
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(very quietly)
yes.
(slips back outta the room)
@ Man, I just don’t care
You are on a roll today.
@ Brook Lynn
That was too funny, ‘wipe the ***** on his face.’ I guess that’s how we “SuperWo(man)” our hoe’s.
my fantasy is going out in the middle of a football field with the sprinklers on…. i have many
qc704: thats what i said I cant see myself doing that and taking them out (shaking head no)
um no golden showers for me i aint your *****in personal toilet *****…save that for kim k
@syd – Hey! I did read that article about the death rate of african americans. That is soooo disturbing
I wish I could make money by writing.
I tried once, it didn’t work.
2nd fantasy= bust a nut soon as the clock strikes twelve on new years eve
@BLAZE
“That was too funny, ‘wipe the ***** on his face.’ I guess that’s how we “SuperWo(man)” our hoe’s.”
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OMG!!! U rigth Blaze. LOL.
Can you “Superwoman” me??????
snoop bloggy blog
ok bossiper what is your fantasy?
i want to ***** a stewardess on southwest doggystyle flying 1st cl*****….lol
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ive done it in so many places, and got caught by the cops soooooooooooooooo many times lmao!
@Be: whats going on with the death rate of a.americans? being nosey
Ok, on that note I am outta here. Gotta finish what I started (wink).Be naughty-yet safe my fellow Bossipers.
@ Be, I gotcha email addr. Here’s mine: barestofsouls1@aol.com
We WILL talk. I am serious about putting my literature out there, of diff genre$.
To Brook Lynn, Snoop, Man, Oshie, Oh Lawdy, Mandah, QC-anyone I forgot, I’ll pray for our (nasty) souls tonite.
Holla
You have got these chicks all wet. Do you write for cosmopolitan or something? I have scrolled down and am like “This guy is good with the ladies”
@BROOKE
“Im a lil different I actually like for a man to allow me to pee on them, now that will REALLY enhance my sexual gratification.. Yum!”
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I see, I see…. Is this directly in the face/mouth???? Or does it matter?
Fantasy:
In Aruba on the beach with my husband and a 6 foot Carribean beauty with big breast and a big ole butt!! I think i would like be a watcher or voyeur for this one!!!!
@ Brook:”I once mad my man ***** on himself when I inserted some ***** beeds up his ***** while tossing his salad.. Hope this info helps anyone who may be thinking about it”
what? i dont think i could do that
Awww Come on ATX Chick, its not as bad as it sounds lol
I like being spanked but kinda light, not like you’re trying to teach your kids a lesson on my *****.
@ Brook:”I once mad my man ***** on himself when I inserted some ***** beeds up his ***** while tossing his salad.. Hope this info helps anyone who may be thinking about it”
what? i dont think i could do that
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what in theee *****?
LOL @ Man
And it’s good to have the hair grabbed by the root, so it doesn’t hurt.
Hey BE!
OK, have a good day, all.
*leaving thread*
@Vee – okay…we will talk! Good night have fun!
bye VEE
@ Mandah: I had a boyfriend once and the cops knew us by name.
snoop bloggy blog
2nd fantasy= bust a nut soon as the clock strikes twelve on new years eve
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*taking notes* lmao!
@ BE
I’ve written your e-mail down and will definitely holla. Yeah, I’m ready to leave Corporate American – it’s been good to me, but with the economy wht eway it is – it’s time to switch the game up and do for self. Corporate American isn’t so Corporate anymore because now, it’s every man for himself.
@ATX – the death rate for african americans has increased while the overall death rate has gone down. According to the studies this is mostly due to black on black crime. I haven’t fully googled it just read that one article but it is sad.
@MANDA
“ive done it in so many places, and got caught by the cops soooooooooooooooo many times lmao!”
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Please elaborate….
i was caught once. I was just gently sucking on some breast though… I had my ***** out just waitin on her turn when the damn po pos came knockin. *****es.
Bye Vee! Pray esstra hard for me because I plan on sinning a LOT tonight!
@BROOKE
“Im a lil different I actually like for a man to allow me to pee on them, now that will REALLY enhance my sexual gratification.. Yum!”
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I see, I see…. Is this directly in the face/mouth???? Or does it matter?
@ Man
No a Body shot, I actually aim pretty well too. Or so I been told
SORRY GUYS I HAVE NO FANTASY, I HAVE LIVED THEM ALL, I AM MORE OF AN ADVENTURER..
Wait I do have 1 Fantasy, to fugg a really really really really really old guy like 100, I wanna see what a d*ck look like at that age. all nice a wrinkely lol
In Aruba on the beach with my husband and a 6 foot Carribean beauty with big breast and a big ole butt!! I think i would like be a watcher or voyeur for this one!!!!
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Damn b is that you lol? wat kinda faloney u dreaming bout
I’ve been hard for 3 consecutive hours now…
Bye, Sydney
@Miss Blaze – @ BE
I’ve written your e-mail down and will definitely holla. Yeah, I’m ready to leave Corporate American – it’s been good to me, but with the economy wht eway it is – it’s time to switch the game up and do for self. Corporate American isn’t so Corporate anymore because now, it’s every man for himself.
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True and the only way to become financially independent is to find a way to create your own money. the only people who become rich in corporations are the shareholders!
LMAO
man has a STANNNNNNN
@BROOKE
“No a Body shot, I actually aim pretty well too. Or so I been told
SORRY GUYS I HAVE NO FANTASY, I HAVE LIVED THEM ALL, I AM MORE OF AN ADVENTURER..
Wait I do have 1 Fantasy, to fugg a really really really really really old guy like 100, I wanna see what a d*ck look like at that age. all nice a wrinkely lol”
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I think we are way too compatible sexually….. wait. You do the ***** bead thing don’t you? Nevermind. LOL.
I also wanna watch to gay guys fugg not like in the *****os but live full flesh in my face, I think that would be so exhilarating
Wait I do have 1 Fantasy, to fugg a really really really really really old guy like 100, I wanna see what a d*ck look like at that age. all nice a wrinkely lol
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***** is wrong with you? ROTFL
T’would be like *****ing a peanut.
@Pedro – In Aruba on the beach with my husband and a 6 foot Carribean beauty with big breast and a big ole butt!! I think i would like be a watcher or voyeur for this one!!!!
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Damn b is that you lol? wat kinda faloney u dreaming bout
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Not a felony…just a fantasy….you never know it is not illegal to watch your husband have sex..is it?
@QC704
So, what’s ur fantasy???
brook: i think its time for a nap gone to far that egg roll got to your head 100 year old man he prob cant even get it up…
I think we are way too compatible sexually….. wait. You do the ***** bead thing don’t you? Nevermind. LOL.
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LOL Only when its by request
LOL Man has a Stan man has a Stan….loo
@ BE & ATX
In New York its the TEEN death rate that has risen. I’m still stuck on that beautiful 15 year old who killed those two men in the Bronx. She’s down the The Bloods and they call her ‘Lady Red’ and she’s ruthless as hell they say.
If you saw this girls picture you wouldn’t think someone so beautiful could have such a cold heart, but she does. Sad.
@Man – I’ve been hard for 3 consecutive hours now…
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This is why I told you to go take a shower!! See you don’t listen
@BE
“I’ve been hard for 3 consecutive hours now…
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This is why I told you to go take a shower!! See you don’t listen”
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I’m such a pervert. I’m waiting on one of my coworkers to walk by my desk. Ima give her an eyefull…
**evil laugh**
Careful Man, you don’t want to make a trip to Doctor Pokey do you?
Guys I dont know whats wrong wit me…I am freakin out today, Im gonna take my girl ATX advise and take a nap.. see yall in a bit
Brooklyn. My fantasy is to ***** a *****.
@OSHIE
“Careful Man, you don’t want to make a trip to Doctor Pokey do you?”
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are you determined to kill my hard?????
BROOK LYNN
did u jus say u wanted 2 see
a 100 yr old
*****…
THATS IT.
U ARE IN TIMEOUT.
A BIG FAT TIMEOUT!!!!!
@Man – I’m such a pervert. I’m waiting on one of my coworkers to walk by my desk. Ima give her an eyefull…
**evil laugh**
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You know what I work with a perv like you!!! Looks all business and professional but always looks sneaky and watching the women….damn men! have women not wanting to wear sexy skirts or tight shirts
Man, I just don’t care
@MANDA
“ive done it in so many places, and got caught by the cops soooooooooooooooo many times lmao!”
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Please elaborate….
i was caught once. I was just gently sucking on some breast though… I had my ***** out just waitin on her turn when the damn po pos came knockin. *****es.
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yeah i was in an arcade….in the driving game with the lil side covers…wait that was a photo booth at the mall lol
I’ve been hard for 3 consecutive hours now
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don’t get the blue ***** homie…lol ( bad bizness)
@ Man: I’m just trying to protect your unit.
man you the man: ***** why?
@BE
“You know what I work with a perv like you!!! Looks all business and professional but always looks sneaky and watching the women….damn men! have women not wanting to wear sexy skirts or tight shirts”
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OMG!! I thought I was the only one that way. LOL. Yeah, I’m all “professional” looking with the Obama haircut and ish. Women are always surprised by me, they always initially describe me as “cute” and “a sweet guy.”……. initially.
**more evil laughter**
@Miss blaze – @ BE & ATX
In New York its the TEEN death rate that has risen. I’m still stuck on that beautiful 15 year old who killed those two men in the Bronx. She’s down the The Bloods and they call her ‘Lady Red’ and she’s ruthless as hell they say.
If you saw this girls picture you wouldn’t think someone so beautiful could have such a cold heart, but she does. Sad.
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i read about this too.. what is wrong with the kids today??? they need their mothers and fathers a shame, even when the parents are around sometimes they are absent. I would stomp a mudhole in any one of my children before I let them join a gang!
ATC because i am bisexual
@ Be: You know what I work with a perv like you!!! Looks all business and professional but always looks sneaky and watching the women….damn men! have women not wanting to wear sexy skirts or tight shirts
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Oh, those men make me want to wear that kinda stuff. Maybe that makes me a pervert?
I like flashing the runners. They’re all like 18 and 19 years old.
@OSHIE
“I’m just trying to protect your unit.”
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thanks babe. Good lookin out. My ***** is starting to hurt though…. seriously. I better dip out this thread for a sec.
miss blaze: i read a little about that yesterday i dont know what this world is coming to but yes i have to agree it is sad but you never will know who will flip out and do the wierdest thing. just thinking how she ruin her life she didnt even have a chance to have fun with her life but she messed that up. thats why im going to try my best to raise my daughters up right with manners and provide them with what they need and not want.
@ Man, I just don’t know
When I lived in Atlanta, a friend of a friend had taken a ***** pill and he stayed hard for about 14-hours before he finally went down.
When my friend was telling me about it, I was on the floor. He said his friend took the pill, “just to see what it would do fo rhim.” Well, now you know, but don’t call me – you should be on the phone with your damn doctor.
That ***** was funny as hell because this dude was like in his late 20’s taking a damn ***** pill.
@Mandah – yeah i was in an arcade….in the driving game with the lil side covers…wait that was a photo booth at the mall lol
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driving game with the side covers – photo booth
I likes these both
Is it better to try during slow time or busy time?
i dont think no man should take that pill (*****) its just going to mess you up later in life (health wise) and why would you want your ***** to stay hard for 14 hours… there aint that much *****ing in the world.
@BLAZE
“When I lived in Atlanta, a friend of a friend had taken a ***** pill and he stayed hard for about 14-hours before he finally went down.
When my friend was telling me about it, I was on the floor. He said his friend took the pill, “just to see what it would do fo rhim.” Well, now you know, but don’t call me – you should be on the phone with your damn doctor.
That ***** was funny as hell because this dude was like in his late 20’s taking a damn ***** pill.”
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Oh hell no to the doctor. I’ve discussed this before….. anyway. They gotta jug your ***** with a needle and suck the blood out to stop it from being hard.
Just the thought of that got my ***** goin down. LOL.
man: use baby oil see you when you get back
I wish I had some red velvet cake.
@ATX – thats why im going to try my best to raise my daughters up right with manners and provide them with what they need and not want.
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It is hard raising kids in todays world and too many do not have one ounce of manners. They gett F’s and the parents buy them all kinds of stuff. I agree with you no overkill on the gifts. I do indulge my children but try not to go too far. Kids need attention and guidance and discipline (beatings if necessary)
@ATXCHICK
” use baby oil see you when you get back”
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I keep baby oil at my desk at work. I swear…
man you the man : oh okay just asking… are you a women or a man
When i went down to Philipines i bought 5 w***** for the night and 2 pills of *****. I have to say the big boy didnt let me down. i got my moneys worth. You have to have a plan before you take the dose or else its unnecessary pain.
man: you better not jack that snake at work….
Man you need to release your soldiers, don’t keep bringing them up to the front lines and then sending them back to the base.
@Man – OMG!! I thought I was the only one that way. LOL. Yeah, I’m all “professional” looking with the Obama haircut and ish. Women are always surprised by me, they always initially describe me as “cute” and “a sweet guy.”……. initially.
**more evil laughter**
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you are crazy!! and knowingly mslead people!
man you the man: you are crazy you took it just for that…. shaking head
BE
@Mandah – yeah i was in an arcade….in the driving game with the lil side covers…wait that was a photo booth at the mall lol
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driving game with the side covers – photo booth
I likes these both
Is it better to try during slow time or busy time?
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we were there when the mall was kinda empty lol just so happens a sheriff was a walking by… ***** messed up my nut! lol he let us off with a small public indecency fine cuz he thought we were like 18 lol. that photo strip is awesome, ***** + package lol…
im outt yall seen u tommorow! lol
@ATXCHICK
” you better not jack that snake at work….”
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You gotta do what you gotta do sometimes. That’s what bathrooms are made for.
BRB.
oshie: Lmao yeah man i take back what i said release the marching ants they want to be free…
@ BE and ATXChick
Yes, BE, exactly. I was watching BLACK SNAKE MOAN yesterday – an excellent movie. I can see myself chaining my daughters up to keep them off drugs – the same way Samuel Jackson had to chain that girl up to keep her from having sex with everybody.
Our youth have gone kapput a long time ago. But with our economy the way it is it’s escalated. I told y’all just before the Holidays to look out and see how these kids are going to act when they find out mom or dad just lost their jobs and they can’t get them damn Jordan’s for Christmas that they’ve been eyeing.
They haven’t delved into that girls family, yet, but of course the father is like, “my daughter is innocent.”
@Oshie – Oh, those men make me want to wear that kinda stuff. Maybe that makes me a pervert?
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Yes this makes you a pervert!!! LOL!!
@BE
“you are crazy!! and knowingly mslead people!”
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I don’t “mislead” people…. they just make *****umptions based off my appearance. LOL. I can’t do anything about that.
I never deny being a freak though. LOL.
ATX it was experimental and i wanted to gangbang. what a lifetime experience. i love BSDM.
@Miss Blaze – They haven’t delved into that girls family, yet, but of course the father is like, “my daughter is innocent.”
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See…that is soo off centered..my daughter would not have made it to trial, I would have kicked her *****!! Seriously
Have they made a p o r n o out of Black Snake Moan yet? *looking at Man*
man you the man: should of got it on tape to last a lifetime
@BE
my parents have jacked me up plenty of times
including my mom
and shes only 5ft2
beatings and getting jacked up
by a little lady
makes u think twice ab killin
folks all ***** nilly
My exwife and i used to snowball. jizz in her mouth then kiss back and forth
@ BE
In aruba No , Watching him do it on the beach before 9:00 in aruba , yes very illegal
@QC704
Do you go for the clean cut look or the thugged out look?
@Man – I don’t “mislead” people…. they just make *****umptions based off my appearance. LOL. I can’t do anything about that.
I never deny being a freak though. LOL.
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Yeah, I take that back. people often think I am quiet because i look quiet and shy. So okay….for now
I have to protect my privacy. i want to be a congressman someday
@QC – my parents have jacked me up plenty of times
including my mom
and shes only 5ft2
beatings and getting jacked up
by a little lady
makes u think twice ab killin
folks all ***** nilly
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and see you are better for it!!
man you the man: i hope your goals come to life anything is possible
I wonder what people think about me when they see me?
I’ve heard lots of women say “oh I always thought you were a stcuk up ***** before I got to know you”. That probably means I’m super hot.
@Pedro – In aruba No , Watching him do it on the beach before 9:00 in aruba , yes very illegal
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is this 9 am or 9 pm???
man i been beat by my mother so many times guess thats why i am the women i am today
@BE
“Yeah, I take that back. people often think I am quiet because i look quiet and shy. So okay….for now”
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yeah, me too. I use to hate that ***** but I use it to my advantage now. Women always think I’m “genuinely” nice and not trying to get that puss.
**(final) evil laugh**
Never judge a book…
Who mederates this place. i normally get censored at huffingtonpost.com all the time.
@OSHIE
“I wonder what people think about me when they see me?
I’ve heard lots of women say “oh I always thought you were a stcuk up ***** before I got to know you”. That probably means I’m super hot.”
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Yeah, i would think ur all stuck up and ***** too based off of your picture.
**swoon**
I plan on beating the ***** out of my daughter if she gets out of line. I know her daddy won’t, but that’s ok. Better me beating her ***** then letting her die on the street.
@Man you the man – Who mederates this place. i normally get censored at huffingtonpost.com all the time.
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There is some censoring but you can say alot of curses..so let it rip!
@ Man: LOL yeah and I’ll treat you like dirt too.
***** ***** damn ***** hoe ***** mother*****er
Thanx ATX. whats the acronym?
@OSHIE
“LOL yeah and I’ll treat you like dirt too.”‘
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MY ERECTION COMING BACK STRONG NOW!!
thankx Oshie!!
@Man- yeah, me too. I use to hate that ***** but I use it to my advantage now. Women always think I’m “genuinely” nice and not trying to get that puss.
**(final) evil laugh**
Never judge a book…
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Well I am sure the women at your job don’t know how freaky you are…some of it might enjoy it if they found out.
sorry i had a out burst
@ Man you the Man
Bossip pretty much lets us get away with alot.
“Thanx ATX. whats the acronym?”
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A Texas Chick.
@Man you the Man – you can not say P O R N O
man: i thought you left to release your energy
@man
i dont discriminate.
if u look good
u look good.
man: Austin Texas Chick 512 yeah we on the map to
I look like a stuck up *****, but little do they know that deep down inside is a stuck up *****.
@Be What does it take to get censored?
I like em good and thuggy.
I like undressing a man and seeing a gun holster or bullet proof vest. Is that wrong?
@BE
“Well I am sure the women at your job don’t know how freaky you are…some of it might enjoy it if they found out.”
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Oh yeah, no doubt. One of my coworkers, an older lady, wanted to get plowed. She was telling she would be discreet because she is “happily married” with children. LOL.
I got my eye on this quiet girl. That’s the one who I want to give an “eyefull” too. I sense she would let me bust in her face….
Are you close to Grand Praire. Thats my hood
oshie:I look like a stuck up *****, but little do they know that deep down inside is a stuck up *****.
thats kinda like the motto i live by “call me a ***** and i will act like a *****” i get called stuck up and a ***** daily because im picky on who i talk to
okay peeps…gotta go!!
TTYL
man – be good
oshie – get good
Miss Blaze – I’ll look out for your e-mail
man you the man – enjoy
@QC704
“i dont discriminate.
if u look good
u look good.”
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I see, i see…
Be: LOL @ get good… yes ma’am I’ll try! Maybe!
Sorry be. you read my mind and answered the question i was about to ask.
@ATX – Good night!
@QC – Good night! watch out for Man
Oshie : no thats not wrong i like to undress a man and notice he is wearing pink lacey boy shorts yummy (just kidding)
Man you the man: are you talking to me Grand Praire?
@OSHIE
“I look like a stuck up *****, but little do they know that deep down inside is a stuck up *****”
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**DEEP SIGH**
**DEEP SWOON**
Be: ttyl good night im still counting down till 5
@ATX – thats kinda like the motto i live by “call me a ***** and i will act like a *****” i get called stuck up and a ***** daily because im picky on who i talk to
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Now ain’t it silly for people to call you stuck up.. you can talk to whom ever you like…buncha childish *****s
okay leaving now!
I got my eye on this quiet girl. That’s the one who I want to give an “eyefull” too. I sense she would let me bust in her face
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yeah them be the freakiest ones
Question: How do you remove or prevent lint pills on your garments?
@OSHIE
“I like em good and thuggy.
I like undressing a man and seeing a gun holster or bullet proof vest. Is that wrong?”
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I think that was cleverly directed as a question as to what kind of underwear that I wear.
Well, I like boxers that are always one solid color (no stripes and ish), a white tee and I always wear some a pair of nike basketball shorts….
Your turn…
I still have jizz in my eye from last night. That’s why I had to wear my gl*****es today.
@ BE
Nope, nope its not , sorry cyber aunt
@SNOOP
“yeah them be the freakiest ones”
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Oh yeah dawg. Her facial expressions seem like her cat just hungry for some *****. I swear bruh.
I got it waitin for her ***** too.
Good evening guys. whats your new yr resolution? mine is to visit Bossip only once a week. time is money and i cant afford to waste it.
@ Man: I think that was cleverly directed as a question as to what kind of underwear that I wear.
Well, I like boxers that are always one solid color (no stripes and ish), a white tee and I always wear some a pair of nike basketball shorts….
Your turn…
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Um… no, not really.
***** it, I’m wearing a white push up bra and matching white thong with ruffles and a little criss-cross lace thing on the butt crack part. And I smell like vanilla and cinnamon and my skin feels like warm silk.
mine new years resolution is to be closer god and get active in my church well thats one of them
@OSHIE
“Um… no, not really.
***** it, I’m wearing a white push up bra and matching white thong with ruffles and a little criss-cross lace thing on the butt crack part. And I smell like vanilla and cinnamon and my skin feels like warm silk.”
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**stroking mightily**
I’m
almost
there…
would you squirt in my face???
@ Man: If I could I would. I have no trajectory, only a steady gushing. How about I just grind my puss into your face, it melts in your mouth, not in your hand…
oshie: hey i think we have on the same undies! except mine is pink
@OSHIE
“If I could I would. I have no trajectory, only a steady gushing. How about I just grind my puss into your face, it melts in your mouth, not in your hand…”
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**SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET**
thx Oshie…
I smell woody and i love walking stark naked. Its convinient for a quickie
Now I’m hungry…
man you the man: so you are bi right so are you with a female 50% of the time or male
How does a vagina taste?
I always want a sammich after I *****.
And a big gl***** of juice.
ATX i dont have the luxury to choose. I ***** anything that comes my way
@OSHIE
“I always want a sammich after I *****.
And a big gl***** of juice.”
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I alwasy something sweet… like candy.
With me i love budweiser after a good *****
i alway drink a big gl***** of milk after i ***** gotta keep those bones strong you know
@ATXCHICK
Um…. yeah… you really need to go to “Gravatar. c o m” and put a picture up boo.
ATX. Do you use p o r n as a sex manual? just like they do in training video follow every step.
i like to drink a few shots of patron after i ***** and fall asleep on sportcenter
@snoop
yea its usually
the quiet ones
that cause a commotion….
…
man you the man: um if i like what they doing on the *****o then yeah if not i just like to sit there and stare
yea its usually
the quiet ones
that cause a commotion
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i agree
man: im at work therefore i dont have no pic of myself on this computer but when i get home i will try to put one up
@pedro
is ur name in reference
to coming to america
or is it some random name u came up wit
off the top of ur head
@QC704
“yea its usually
the quiet ones
that cause a commotion….”
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Are you “quiet?” (I sent you an email)
…
be i wanna write some creole erotica….
ATX when you get home. join plenty of fish.com
man you the man: in 2 hours cant wait either
i hate wearing underwear, they make me feel like my ***** cant breathe!!!! I WOLD LIKE TO BE IN THE *****OMOVIE AS LONG AS THERE IS A PLOT AND A SCRIPT,..I WANNA BE AN ACTRESS!!
@ oh lawdy….”oh lawdy takes it up the ***** III”
ATX. Do you smoke pot?
@pedro
is ur name in reference
to coming to america
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Yep . nice gravie by the way ,ima change mine 2
@man.
until i know u
i am very shy
when i get comfy,
imma jerk…still sweet
but a jerk…
@QC704
“until i know u
i am very shy
when i get comfy,
imma jerk…still sweet
but a jerk…”
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Oh, I see, I see…
Does you being a jerk translate into you treating me badly? (fingers crossed)
will you be near a computer tomorrow?
I am loud as hell in bed.
It is really a problem.
When my duaghter gets older I don’t know what I’m going to do, wear a muzzle I guess. I never gave a ***** about the neighbors but I don’t want my daughter hearing me.
I have a screaming problem…
SNOOP TAKES BROOKES ***** BEADS PART 1 AT A TIME!!!
HOW BOUT THAT *****!!
man your the man: i have the right to remain silent in order for me to talk i will need my lawyer to be present
@OSHIE
“tell oshie bossip just wasnt the same without her.. i dont care what all the haters say bout her she makes bossip a lot more fun
”
That is from Fallin Poet babe….
@ oh lawdy…..bahahahahaha……and cut!!!
BYE YALL MAN PLEASE BE GENTLE WITH MY GIRL QC SHES FRAGILE!!
Hi Guys I am back from a long awaited Nap, what did I miss?
Man, I just don’t care
@OSHIE
“tell oshie bossip just wasnt the same without her.. i dont care what all the haters say bout her she makes bossip a lot more fun
”
That is from Fallin Poet babe….
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Aww… how sweet.
Is this for when I was gone last week?
What a sweetie puddin pie!
@OH LAWDY
“BYE YALL MAN PLEASE BE GENTLE WITH MY GIRL QC SHES FRAGILE!!”
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I’m tryin. She just look so damn juicy to me!! I would bet anything she tasts sooooooo good. I have a sixth sense about these things…
Brook Lynn Choclate (I got that Good Good!!) and feeling Refreshed
Hi Guys I am back from a long awaited Nap, what did I miss?
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I came 7 times and ate 2 sammiches.
ATX even President Elect used to do drugs. It uplifts your spirit. Dont be shy. Maybe you think FBI is trolling the web and will trace your IP address. absolutely not. they got bigger fish to fry.i deal in drugs
BYE oh lawdy, and give big daddy some 2night dnt fall asleep thats the man’s job…lol
@OSHIE
“Aww… how sweet.
Is this for when I was gone last week?
What a sweetie puddin pie!”
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Yeah, that’s from last week. For the record I said I missed you too…. just sayin.
hate wearing underwear, they make me feel like my ***** cant breathe!!!!
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Me 2
ATX even President Elect used to do drugs. It uplifts your spirit. Dont be shy. Maybe you think FBI is trolling the web and will trace your IP address. absolutely not. they got bigger fish to fry.i deal in drugs
Drugs are cool
Oshie. In bed be a ghetto *****. I hate those who proclaims Gods name when in orgasm. Jesus has nothing to do with what we are doing. Its not holly.
@BROOKE
I think that’s the best gravie you have ever put up of yourself. Your skin looks so lickably delicious..
We could do some freaky stuff with the exception of anything up my *****.
Man you the man
Oshie. In bed be a ghetto *****. I hate those who proclaims Gods name when in orgasm. Jesus has nothing to do with what we are doing. Its not holly.
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I’m tired of your stupid ***** postings. STFU please, thanks.
I came 7 times and ate 2 sammiches.
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wow! I drooled and dreamed about stickin my strap on up Lawdy’s bald *****
@ Man: Yeah, that’s from last week. For the record I said I missed you too…. just sayin.
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AWWWWW dammit, now you have to say something all hard and thuggy to compensate, like how you’re going to nut in my hair.
@OSHIE
“AWWWWW dammit, now you have to say something all hard and thuggy to compensate, like how you’re going to nut in my hair.”
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I would totally plow you and we would skeet and squirt all over each other in front of your husband…
@BROOKE
I think that’s the best gravie you have ever put up of yourself. Your skin looks so lickably delicious..
We could do some freaky stuff with the exception of anything up my *****.
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Hey there Mr. Man
This is Brooke’s man Julio, do u wanna stick something up my ***** instead, I would Looovvveee that
Damn over 600 comments Get it Bee!!! Love her or hate her she still go all eyez on her!!!
@pedro
we r destined for
each other I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!
and, idk wut my gravie is?!?!?
my pc sux
@man
nope no pc for me,soooo
i wont be able 2 chat on here,
but u can email me
…those come to my phone…
Damn over 600 comments Get it Bee!!! Love her or hate her she still got all eyez on her!!!
Oh and I also like to wear Brooke’s bras and stockings to bed Oh and her wigs too
Fan Of Bee
Damn over 600 comments Get it Bee!!! Love her or hate her she still got all eyez on her!!!
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Shut the ***** up you tasteless lobotomy patient.
Oshie. Stupid? beware of those who call others stupid chances are they are really stupid. as they say misery loves company. Go buy a *****. sales end 7 PM
skeet and squirt… that sounds like a saturday morning cartoon.
@JULIO
“Hey there Mr. Man
This is Brooke’s man Julio, do u wanna stick something up my ***** instead, I would Looovvveee that”
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***** you bruh. How could you leave that tastey chocolate thing?????
I can’t help in you in any way dawg.
Man you the man
Oshie. Stupid? beware of those who call others stupid chances are they are really stupid. as they say misery loves company. Go buy a *****. sales end 7 PM
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Nonsense, *****got.
I would totally plow you and we would skeet and squirt all over each other in front of your husband…
@ man
Do u mind plowing me and skeet skeet skeetin all over me instead, I love hairy ball tea bagging
@QC704
“nope no pc for me,soooo
i wont be able 2 chat on here,
but u can email me
…those come to my phone…”
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Email it is then….
Go ***** yourself
Tea bagging with a hairy ball? i can only imagine how gross it is
@JULIO
“Do u mind plowing me and skeet skeet skeetin all over me instead, I love hairy ball tea bagging”
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Get a grip *****. Think of ur son or something dawg. WTF??
Put Brooke back on the computer *****.
@JULIO
“Hey there Mr. Man
This is Brooke’s man Julio, do u wanna stick something up my ***** instead, I would Looovvveee that”
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***** you bruh. How could you leave that tastey chocolate thing?????
I can’t help in you in any way dawg.
@ Man
Cuz I thought she was a tranny when I met her until I found out she can bare children I was *****ed. I only date girls that look like big *****y tranny’s but real Men like you is my p*****ion… yumm
@ QC704
Yeah “Coming to america” is an all time favorite go on youtube and type in killa cam , heatmakerz sampled it like crazyyyyyy
but this my top 10 movie list
Paid in full
Friday
Menace 2 society
Higher learniing
Killa Season
Love and basketball no homo
do the right thing
coming to america
Dont be a menace
Brooke won’t be on for a while, she has a yeast infection….But I don’t hahahahahaha
Besides, getting plowed in the ***** is fun Man, u should try it, come on and step on over to the darkside, I promise you will never go back to these Bossip *****s
skeet and skirt sounds like a cartoon… i can be skeet
@ATXCHICK
“skeet and skirt sounds like a cartoon… i can be skeet”
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LOL… No, the female is “squirt.”
@ Man
I would suck the sweat off ya c*ck, bet Brooke can’t do that, her teeth are to big… hahahaha
Brooke won’t be on for a while, she has a yeast infection….But I don’t hahahahahaha
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I’m sorry Brooke, but I just skeeted laughing at this … LMAO!
@ king: you forgot BELLY how can you forget BELLY and THE MACK all time favorite
man: “skeet and skirt sounds like a cartoon… i can be skeet”
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LOL… No, the female is “squirt.”
my bad you can tell im getting sleepy im squirt a cute little mouse with a fat ***** cat
I’m sorry Brooke, but I just skeeted laughing at this … LMAO!
***** didnt u peep my SN, this aint Brooke bum ***** its Julio her babyfather and I will currently be Man, I don’t care Bust it baby. He seem like a great lover in bed…
@JULIO
“***** didnt u peep my SN, this aint Brooke bum ***** its Julio her babyfather and I will currently be Man, I don’t care Bust it baby. He seem like a great lover in bed…”
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???
Naw bruh, you ain’t nuthin to me dawg….
@ Pedro
yo son, this Julio Brooke man, I see u been emailing my girl, but ***** her u can email me at http://www.Ilove*****s@yahoo.com I got what u need… yumm
GOODBYE YALL
pedro,imma email
you..
man adios
brook lynn
oshi
…
umm dang theres so many of yall
u know who u r
buh bye
Naw bruh, you ain’t nuthin to me dawg….
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Come on Man, Oh I see, u dem hard to get type *****s huh, I got something fo that *****, u sexy ***** *****er yumm
@ qc
u didnt say buy to me Julio… but bye anyway
Wow!! This gonna hit 1500.
@QC704
“man adios”
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Dang. I don’t get no email or nuthin? Just an adios?
I’m likin you more and more…
yikes…
Later QC704
@JULIO Damn b you a *****got ? Go stand in the corner wit the other gender bender TIM TIM SMH disgrace to NYC
Bye QC! Say, does QC stand for quality control?
You don’t work at my office do you??? Oh *****…
I wanna have surgery so I can get some demerol and percosets. Is that wrong?
@PYNK
Hi there…
whew
I am Back guys, Julio is back in the cage now, sorry he scared yall he can be a bit aggressive.
OMFG I am turning into julips by the moment, Julips look what u did to me!!!!!!!!!!!!
No more orgy?
@ Oshie. peace. no hard feelings.
Man you the man
No more orgy?
@ Oshie. peace. no hard feelings.
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Are you, like, 13?
What makes you think so? i just offered a truce. thats so mean!
Man you the man
What makes you think so? i just offered a truce. thats so mean!
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Didn’t you hear? I’m a stuck up *****!
***** your mama!
*****, now I don’t know what the ***** is going on…
You full of *****.why drag my momma to bossip. i feel *****-rapped.
u guys can hate on that ***** kim kardashian but yall have nothing on BEYONCE she look better then u and yo momma and KIM KARADASHIAN on her worst day!!! SO HI HATERS
I’m out. Holla at you lata Oshie…
u guys can hate on that ***** kim kardashian but yall have nothing on BEYONCE she look better then u and yo momma and KIM KARADASHIAN on her worst day!!! SO HI HATERS
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I agree, now thats some real Bey love right thurr
BEYONCE AINT GOT SH*T ON KIM KARDASHIAN. BEYONCE AND HER FAKE STRAIGHT HAIR,WEARING DIFFERENT WIGS ALL DAY. KIM K. GOT THAT NICE WHITE GIRL HAIR.SHE BE ALOT PRETTIER TO
Oshie i used to ***** your mother
Bye Man !!!
Uhhh. don’t Kim wear fake straight hair and fake eyebrows and fake ***** and fake ***** and fake personality? just askin? lol carry on
Bye Brook. I hope you will put what you have learnt into practise lol.
SHE IS GOING TO NEED THAT BIG BODYGUARD WHEN JANET BEATS THAT *****
Man you the man
Oshie i used to ***** your mother
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Well then I feel sorry for you because she is fat.
you the product of the escapade. i wish i wrapped.
Kim K. has had 1,842 more surgeries than Beyonce.
Man you the man
Oshie i used to ***** your mother
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Well then I feel sorry for you because she is fat.
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hahahahahahaha.. Oshie it takes u too make me blurt out laughing before I go. lol
Bye Brook. I hope you will put what you have learnt into practise lol.
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Uh what I learned again? u 4got I’m a pot head I 4get easily
I remember Kim K saying she wanna trigger her inner Beyonce, even she know Bey is more Fab than her
@ Brookie Punkin Poo Bear: I didn’t know you were a pothead!? Hey, that reminds me, I smoked for the first time in 6 years over the holidays. It was some of that good Colorado bud (if you don’t know CO weed does LAPS around California weed). Anyway I smoked one joint and watched Planet Earth for five hours and ate cheese popcorn and drank grape juice. I think I might become a pothead again…
@FOXY
SHE IS GOING TO NEED THAT BIG BODYGUARD WHEN JANET BEATS THAT *****
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I also cut a few lines of powder and sprinkled it on my joint! Why do you think I look so strung out?
Oshie
I also cut a few lines of powder and sprinkled it on my joint! Why do you think I look so strung out?
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And then I sprinkled some on my donut because I had the munchies!
And then I shot up some heroin and then I put some heroin on my donut!
Bye ya’ll!
Oh Brook! Dammit I missed you!
I forgot to tell you today how much I adore your beautiful, luscious *****ays!!! Come over here girl and let me give you a great big suck…..I mean hug!!
On 2nd thought, I really did mean suck!
W*****up everybody!
sauce family in the house. we seem to have a new member i am unaware of
Lemon pepper sauce are you going to attend the upcoming sauce family event?
Yes Sweet and Sour. You may have to do your research and look into previous post. Hot Sauce and I have gotten married. I have been ordained with this name.
well i be damned say it aint so! i didnt even get my invite but i guess you guys did it on short notice. what can i get you all as a present?
So Z what you been doing? sleeping from your long ride home? or on a cyber honeymoon?
@Sweet and Sour
You blessings are more than enough!
@ Be
I been all over the place. At the DMV today to find out I cannot take my test bc i need non car owner insurance! Then I went food shopping for our gathering tomorrow. then I slept since 4pm. I am still sleepy!
WHAT IS LMAO
the marriage has my blessings
dont hurt hot sauce’s emotions. he is a valuable part of this family. you all will make beautiful hot pepper sauces aka tabasco sauces
LMAO = lick my ***** opening
The same Bush Administration Beyonce sang for.
LMAO-Laugh My ***** Off
@Sweet and SOur
I love Hot Sauce. He is the king. To betray him is death!
Z – what in the hell is non car owner car insurance?
thats what the hell I am asking. Down here they say u have to have car insurance even if you have no car in order to get my license down here. I am soo *****ed I did not get it when I was in nyc.
I just hung up the phone on Geico, they said they want $1385 up front. No deposit or nuthing.
http://www.love4beyonce.blogspot.com
@ Z
Try http://www.aigdirect.com I only pay $400 per year and I drive a high performance car with a horrible driving record.
BTW, you never cease to amaze me! The Sauce Family, eh. Is there a punch line coming?
@ BE – I see y’all had a good time up in here today.
Good night ladies
@Z – that sucks, can you get someone to put you on their car insurance? that is easier. I joined Geico when my license was tore up but maybe it is your age…try to get on someone elses.
@Ms. Julips – yeah we had a good time…few interruptions, I was surprised. Next time you should join…are you working on that male personality?
@Julips and Be
Julips that sounds really underhanded. Thats way too low!
Be, thats the amount for having car insurance with no car! I never heard of this before!
@Be
in nyc most ppl I know don’t hve a car. bc its nyc. I am not really close to anyone here!
$1300 for no car – does it decrease if you have a car? Is this annual or 6 months!
Jumping up and down and stomping my feet.
USHEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
be I saw him in concert early this summer!
@Be
for 6 months!
Really you saw Usher when he was touring?? i wish I had known, man that is a sssseexxy man
that song this ain’t just sex, i love it!!
in fact I listen to the entire album from the 1st to the last
6 months – man that is steep especially for NC. Normally insurance is real cheap down that way!
So do they tell you why you need this? Can you use renters insurance or home owners insurance?
@ Be
ioono but I already made my calls. we about to get a hook up poppin. and i got a back up for the back up hookup. They could kiss my ***** with that amount of money.
“this is love, this is real, this is how you make feeeeeeel.
this is love, this is real, this is how you make feeeeeeel.”
I just created a ringtone and sent that part of the song to my phone.
If I were Bey, I would be tryin’ to climb that fine tree of a bodyguard…
If I were Bey, I would be tryin’ to climb that fine tree of a bodyguard…
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same thing i said!!! hey 2 cute
Be that is terrible.
I did hit him twice though!
and this ain’t sex this is the makings of true makings of love!
Z you should try state farm or progressive…
Hey Be! Yup…he fine!!!
lemon pepper try esurance b/c i use them and *****ody’s driving record on bossip is worse than sweet’s. guranteed
The whole car insurance business is a big fraud to me…insurance companies has too many rules/regulations and prices and reasons to change prices.
I called progressive first. I shall call statefarm tomorrow. But i already got my scam in place. I bet ya’ll I’ll pull it off.
well these insurance companies almost force people to find short cuts, with their ridiculous prices
@Sweetz
I’ll look at esurance now.
LMAO @ Be
isn’t that the truth. Making wholesome innocent me into some ole corner cuttin hoodlum.
wholesome innocent
*****
who we talking bout again!!! LOL
I don’t doubt you will pull it off Z! Your hair looks so pretty and healthy on your gravie!
1234 fiftttthhhh
Thank you 2cute
Good evening ladies! I hope everyone has safe plans to engage in on New Year’s.
@Z
Since we have agreed to disagree sometimes I will keep this short with ya! I was caught racing my Hayabusa and also rear-ended a family with my Hummer and my insurance premium still remains lower than most!! If you want to discuss my insurance provider I would be more than happy to *****ist. I have a contact in the corporate office since my firm was awarded a contract on their building a few years back.
W*****up Be & Z
Damn Be, I thought jersey insurance was some *****….at least you need a car to get screwed.
I dunno Z…..maybe an address out of state. Thats how we get down here anyways.
Hey Ill Truth! – yeah NC is doing people dirty1
Be
Jersey is no better though…..credit report effecting your rates but they don’t give you anything on credit..*shrugs*…thats why you see so many PA and DE plates in jersey.
Whats good in SB…your son should be playing in some kind of tournament right? I haven’t had a chance to keep up.
lmao @ Daywalker.
Hook me up son!
@Ill
i don’t think state will make a difference.
@Z
I’m serious as can be on this. I can help ya if need is really there! You know the reason we argued is because…well nevermind.
@Daywalker
werddddddddddddddd
@Ill truth – yeah we have been playing in the tournaments. They have been playing better together and the coaches have not been super sucky…..
@ Z
Oh….in jersey people will use somebody’s address out of state where insurance is cheaper and register their car out there so they can get insurance in that state….they just have out of state plates instead of jersey ones. Just a thought. You shoulda stayed in the city anyway. Why’d you leave?
@ Ill
its more in nyc. what are u speaking of?
I live in Charlotte now. it no cheaper than that.
@Z
What kinda car you looking to buy?? My brother in-law works as a sales manager for Carmax and his price quotes are good at all locations nationwide!
hey ppl…
ayo z u a dumb *****. you don’t have a car we can’t get married you airhead hoodho. get geico so easy even a cave man can do it
@ Be
Thats cool….I wanted to check out some games while I’m off of work but it hasn’t worked out so far. I been following college and pro but hs ball is pure….plus jersey got a lot of talent.
@Z
LOL…..I didn’t mean for insurance reasons. I was just curious what made you leave NYC in general….being nosey. I know the price of living is enough to drive anybody outta there.
Hey Fallin!!
Hey, I was thinking about you the other day. You said your moms was out of the country and I was wondering if she was in Palestine. If so I hope she is safe…..I see the Ashke*****m are up to their barbaric ways.
@ill – his next game is on saturday in woodbridge @ 11:30 if you have time – check us out!
I see some sexy light skinned women on here.
Hey fallin!
@ Daywalker
thanks for the effort, but I have it under control. Again thanks alot.
@Fake Hot Sauce
you are not my husband. I know my boo when I see him.
@ ILL.. thanks for ur concern man.. thats sweet.. some extended family is in Palestine, but my mom is in neighboring Jordan so Thank God she’s fine… yea almost 300 Palestinians dead, but we’re the terrorists.. *SMDH*
waddup be…
z, is that really u? ur part of the sauce family now? congratulations lol
@ Ricardo aka MOCK’S HUSBAND
HIIIII RICARDOOOOO
WHO IS THIS ***** RICARDOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOUR KIDS WANT TO TALK TO YOU RICARDOOOOOOOOOO
WHATS UP FALLIN
HOW YOU?
Im aright how are u Z?
i AM GOOD. I am on the phone with mrs. she asked me to tell u whats up
Is anyone else happy this year will be over but me??
Been a rocky year for me!!
lol, waddup MOCKKKKKKKKK… i saw ur pics together… cute! i thought she was bull*****ting me. i didnt think u would really meet up lmao
I am staying in my house this year! and wait until 12 midnight and go to sleep..that is just how I feel right now!
@ BE… ***** 2008.. it was 808s and heartbreak for real!!!!!!!!!!! lol, ughhhhhhhhhhhh i hated this *****in yr… what is kanye referring to when he says 808s? anyway ***** 2008 for the 3rd time…
@ Fallin
I’m glad to know your mother is safe…..I feel for the victims though…some people know better about the “terrorist” label though boo….one mans terrorist is another mans freedom fighter. Media doesn’t dictate to everybody….especially when common sense and history tells a different story. With that said….how YOU doing?
@ Be
Damn, I woulda liked to have done that but I coach my daughter’s school basketball team and we have a game @ two. Keep me posted on his upcoming games and Imma take you up on that.
Damn this thread is refreshing slow as hell…….
yeah Fallin
I came and checked her. Thanks for the compliment.
Mock and I are driving to Charlotte tommorrow evening to have another threesome with our new found swinger Z)
@ z, no problem..
@ ill.. im aright… not sure what im doin tomorrow.. once again thank u for keeping an open-mind.. i wish more ppl were like u, and didnt believe everything American media portrays.
@ill – Okay, I’ll do that! My son is starting to get his game going!
Im out peeps.
Z
We should be there about 830 or 900 at the latest!
P.S. Please where the black and red panties again, I jacked off thinking about you Sunday night.
how r things on your end fallin?
bye Oh Lawdy
@z…lmao mocks mans imposter is oh lawdy?
hey sweet.. how r u , wifey, and the baby?
@Fallin
I project it to be so……
we r good hanging out here watching tv. my wife is watching real houswives of orange county so i decided bossip would be a better option for me
lol @ sweet.. yea i guess any show that has the word “housewives” in it most men dont wanna watch…
@fallin-lol @ sweet.. yea i guess any show that has the word “housewives” in it most men dont wanna watch…
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my husband watches real house wives
@ Be
Make sure you do then…I’m sure he got game. LOL….check out proud mama..thats whats up.
@ Fallin
Not everybody in America is mentally dead…not everybody. Careful about what you do tomorrow night….they say what you do to bring in the new year will be a reflection of your upcoming year. On that note, I don’t know what the hell I’m going to be doing……some sad ***** really.
z if you truly want to remain in the sauce family you have to cut out the freaky side relationships and remain loyal to hot sauce
lol @ be i guess ur hubby is not most men
@sweetz
I have no one else. Don’t worry I am dedicated to Hot Sauce.
@ ill… yea im not sure what im gonna do… either stay at home, alone and depressed or go to my sisters house and join a lil party…
@Ill -check out proud mama..thats whats up.
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the only way to be!
@ fallin
sounds like you need to go to your sisters…..the alternative is no good. my options are kinda few….people couple up this time of year and it aint that type of party for me this year. Imma single father so I also have to make sure my daughter has a place to be if I go out…..she may be going to a friends house but I dunno. I’ll probably end up at a relatives house or home playing Wii with my daughter…..either way, I’m cool.
how old are u illuminate truth if your dont mind me asking? glad to here you a strong dude who has his daughter’s back
@ Be
You got that right!! Thats your genes flowing thru that young man…LOL…you should be proud..real talk.
Sweet and Sour
z if you truly want to remain in the sauce family you have to cut out the freaky side relationships and remain loyal to hot sauce
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(How should I start this and sound nice)
I never ordain this bull***** ***** relationship…I need answers
1. Who told U to get off our project and try and have a life
2. What the ***** is a Hotsauce…may I see a pic or a decent describption…
Let me take a couple more puffs and I’ll have more questions, but for now…I need answers
@ ill.. so cute! i love a man, thats close wit his daughter… be careful bout her goin to a friends house… u dont want a bunch of ppl drinkin and possibly getting outta hand wit ur daughter there…
Hello Fallin and BE and the rest of Bossip…especially…
fallin you seem very responsible for your age if i remember correctly how old you posted you were. if only i had been the same back then
wats up pothead… i mean Mock… get over z , and get on my nuts
deal?
Hey Mock!! – you need answers huh?
@Fallin – girl you ain’t got no nuts…you so crazy!
@ sweet… thanks… i actually am very responsible…. im 25.. i dunno seems like im the only 1 outta 6 kids that came out responsible lol.
hey MRS
@ be, lmao… figure of speech love… ill let that slide tho
but now u know…..
@Bossip
Yea I tried to post on your what’s going on in the Bossip hood post and it was (to no surprise) broke so I’ll post here. Ain’t *****ody gonna come to no post with out a fly picture so U can la that dream to rest right now
@ Sweet
I’m an old head….especially up in here. I’m 40….damn that ***** don’t even look right typed out. Gotta get used to it. Yeah, I was around before hip hop, used “rotary” phones (damn, yall even know what rotary phones are?), first video game was the atari with the “joystick”, my peeps were the last on the block to get cable….as a matter of fact I can remember when TV went the hell off!
Thanks for the compliment but I’m only doing what comes natural. I can’t lie though….it ain’t always easy. Shes self motivated thankfully so I don’t have much to complain about….but she IS 13 and getting to that stage of b-b-b-b-oys….smh.
FallinPoet(Goals in ‘09… lose weight & get married lol… yea!!!)
wats up pothead… i mean Mock… get over z , and get on my nuts deal?
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(shhh) My goal is to have all the ladies (and men…whatever happen to Switchhitter…Mrs. Julips???) on my team working with me Mock…
Mock can I eat Z first?
its cool illuminate truth. i am only 10 years behind you my man and i just had my first child earlier this year. i used to have an atari with frogger,donkey kong, and this old school game *****ody seems to remember named combat
oh boi….
@ ILL… i know ur daughter will prolly hate me but honestly its better to be more strict than less… im not sayn to lock her up or whatever but just make sure u communicate to her the risk of having sex( i know it might feel weird), and i would not let her go out wit boys alone at this age…
@Ill Truth – I’m an old head….especially up in here. I’m 40….damn that ***** don’t even look right typed out. Gotta get used to it. Yeah, I was around before hip hop, used “rotary” phones (damn, yall even know what rotary phones are?), first video game was the atari with the “joystick”, my peeps were the last on the block to get cable….as a matter of fact I can remember when TV went the hell off!
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so you remember the first rap songs?
Lee jeans with the crease
@sweetz
ur 15 and just had a baby?
Ricardo Riconelli
Mock can I eat Z first?
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Hey man do U…U’re very talented
spiked belts…
Madonna was young
janet was penny
Fame
School of Rock
Saturday cartoons
@MRS
this is love, this is real, this is how you make feeeeeeel.
@ fallin
Yeah, we are close….always have been. Lately, she is getting to the point she is not “daddys little girl” and trying to find her niche outside of my “over protective” grasp….not an easy transistion for either of us I guess. Oh no….she goes nowhere if I’m not sure about what goes on in the household. Her friends mother is having a get together and this has been her partner in crime for about 7 years. I know her people well so I’m very comfortable with it. She just hasn’t decided if she wants to go yet…..she can be a homebody at times.
Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)
@MRS
this is love, this is real, this is how you make feeeeeeel.
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Shhh on that love thing…people tend to try to kill folks they love
we ain’t havin’ sex,
we’re making moments that will outlast the world,
& this ain’t sex,
this is a symbol of the true makings of love.
@Ill – did you say you coached an AAU team? boys
almost 30 Z. 10 years behind illuminate truth
Awww they look happy and relaxed.
BE (LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEW YEAR!!))
spiked belts…
Madonna was young
janet was penny
Fame
School of Rock
Saturday cartoons
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Do U remember a cartoon called “Kidd Video” man that was the best theme song that was forgotten…it was like ‘87 or something and Mdonna was that chick
Oh ok Sweetz
Sorry when you said behind I thought u meant younger.
fragile rock,smurfs,snorkels,heathcliff,and shirt tales were my favorites back in the day
@Mock – Do U remember a cartoon called “Kidd Video” man that was the best theme song that was forgotten…it was like ‘87 or something and Mdonna was that chick
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I don’t recall that cartoon in 1987 I was 17..might not have been up on the new cartoons. but madonna was my girl.Lucky Star..what!
Whats up *****es?
@ Mock Rock
What do you look like ? And you like men and women equally ?
fragile rock,smurfs,snorkels,heathcliff,and shirt tales were my favorites back in the day
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oh no!! you said smurfs, that was the cartoon. Shirt tales and fragil rock..what you know about that!
Head bans and leg warmers…
Any takers? My broke as boyfriend lays on the couch all day and we need money!!!
okay..am I the onliest one who don’t know what a 16th and whole package ball is…
@BE
i was born in 79 so i pretty much know the shows of the 80s front and back
I gotta bunch of questions for mock all really bright and smart questions ! She`s interesting !!
Remember the show Fame!!
Baby look at me
And tell me what you see
You ain’t seen the best of me yet
Give me time I’ll make you forget the rest
I got more in me
And you can set it free
I can catch the moon in my hands
Don’t you know who I am
Remember my name
Fame
I’m gonna live forever
I’m gonna learn how to fly
High
I feel it coming together
People will see me and cry
Fame
I’m gonna make it to heaven
Light up the sky like a flame
Fame
I’m gonna live forever
Baby remember my name
Remember
Remember
Remember
Remember
Remember
Remember
Remember
Remember
Baby hold me tight
Cause you can make it right
You can shoot me straight to the top
Give me love and take all I’ve got to give
Baby I’ll be tough
Too much is not enough
I can ride your heart til it breaks
Ooh I got what it takes
Fame
I’m gonna live forever
I’m gonna learn how to fly
High
I feel it coming together
People will see me and cry
Fame
I’m gonna make it to heaven
Light up the sky like a flame
Fame
I’m gonna live forever
Baby remember my name
Fame
@ Be
Yeah I remember ALL that. I can still remember hearing “rappers delight” for the first time. Owned plenty of Lee twills and damn right the creases were so sharp you could cut yourself on em. Shell toes with the big laces, ballys, suede pumas, mock necks, bubble kangols, gazals, rope chains, nickel bags of weed in the little brown envelopes….good times.
I used to love the cl*****ic Tom and Jerry, The Flintstone and the Jetsons…being the oldest I watched what my Moms like…when I have children they are going to be fond of The Boondocks
@Sweet – i was born in 79 so i pretty much know the shows of the 80s front and back
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Okay so you know FAME!
If that is Oshie with that that ***** sucking stuff she is one pretty white girl !
I only got food stamps does that count ??
@Mock – Tom and Jerry – the episode where Tom finally talks/sings “is you is or is you ain’t my baby” that is my favorite
Crazy
I gotta bunch of questions for mock all really bright and smart questions ! She`s interesting !!
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I like the attention, what do u want to know???
@Ill – I met the coach from an AAU team in Plainfield at a tournament in Philadelphia. about 5″11 medium brown, short hair cut – kind of stocky
I know of Fame but didnt watch it. however i was a nut when it came to the A-Team
Im not going to stop my mock rock star stanning … well at least until Nik U post !
my parents took my sister and i to see New Edition in 1984 and i remember all the girls falling out over bobby brown. wow times have changed
A-team
Knight Rider
the only shows i liked were FRAGGLE ROCK, SAILOR MOON, RAINBOW BRITE, CAREBEARS….
BE (LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEW YEAR!!))
@Mock – Tom and Jerry – the episode where Tom finally talks/sings “is you is or is you ain’t my baby” that is my favorite
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U’re so hood..yea that was a funny one…I really usd to love the one where Tom was trying to catch Jerry by reading this book and he came up with a mechnical mouse…but before that part Tom had blowed off top of his hair and U know how in the next scene Tom would have his hair back…this time he had a red toupe wig that he wore through the whole episode…man my cousin and I laughed for about 5 hours about that damn red wig
knight rider made me narcoleptic.
@ Be
Yeah, with the skyliners a coupla years ago….since i’ve been coaching my daughters team with the Catholic school leauge…this is my last year and I might get back into AAU next year….me and my man thinking about starting our own team….expensive though….and time consuming.
@ Fallin
Yeah that sex talk has been had…..and naw it wasn’t really that easy….LOL. I’ve always been straight up with her. I never sugar coated anything and I make no subject taboo. The one thing I DO make clear is the goal of every boy around her age she will run into…..don’t be their conquest. Oh hell to the no shes not dating….she is no way old enough for that yet….in my opinion. I just hear her talking about boys with her friends. You know…so and so is cute….so and so thinks your fine…..things that got me talking about things with a little more purpose. I dunno, they say a woman will base her expectations of a future mate on how her father treated her…….whoever that might be is in a *****load of trouble…..I spoil her.
Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)
the only shows i liked were FRAGGLE ROCK, SAILOR MOON, RAINBOW BRITE, CAREBEARS….
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U are so bourgie and girlie…but I like Carebears…I LOVED Jem…I still YouTube those songs
Ok *****es somebody break your girl off!!!
Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)
knight rider made me narcoleptic.
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U look cute when U sleep and U don’t snore (well a little)
I remember Jem!
@ MRS
you know what…..weirdo!
@Z-the only shows i liked were FRAGGLE ROCK, SAILOR MOON, RAINBOW BRITE, CAREBEARS….
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the carebears still come on my daughter loves the care bears. I remember rainbow brite and sailor moon
HAND JOBS FOR A TOOT
Ok *****es somebody break your girl off!!!
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U suck…stop impersonating our girl
Last call for these goods and I am moving along to get what I crave….
it sounds like Z and Mock had fun together. more power to you lovely ladies and i am sure it was i sight for sore eyes
@ZAKA
So…am I going to get those answers…
U feeling this dude HotSauce???
@Ill – Yeah, with the skyliners a coupla years ago….since i’ve been coaching my daughters team with the Catholic school leauge…this is my last year and I might get back into AAU next year….me and my man thinking about starting our own team….expensive though….and time consuming.
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I think I met you with my husband at one tournament, you look more like a football player than a basketball player. Broad shoulders, slim waist….
@Mock – but before that part Tom had blowed off top of his hair and U know how in the next scene Tom would have his hair back…this time he had a red toupe wig that he wore through the whole episode…
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I just remembered this episode yeah this ***** was funny as all hell!!
@Sweetz
I am not gay. Nothing happened. You gotta believe me.
I hate u MRS. damn…
I LOVE YOU HOT SAUCE.
@EVERYONE
hey man this post is too full for my laptop…let’s go to the Unemployed people post or Eva and Mr Gross face post
uR TRYNA MAKE US DIVORCE, BUT OUR LOVE IS STRONGER THAN THAT.
Eva post it is. Lets GO!
Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)
@Sweetz
I am not gay. Nothing happened. You gotta believe me.
I hate u MRS. damn…
I LOVE YOU HOT SAUCE.
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(On as serious as I can be)
On the visit of Z I would like to say:
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@ZAKA
U hate me…we haven’t had a good argument in a while (that’s how U show your affection)
@ Be
Sounds like it could be a cat named Anthony (they call him Prince….bald headed?)…do you know what age group he coached? I stick to the little ones….usually in the 11-13 year old age group.
Off topic: I know you playin that usher but you need to put in eric bonet’s latest….”chocolate legs” going real good with this remy.
Cartoons: magilla gorilla, yogi bear, underdog….does the electric company count?
LOL @ sweet……new edition…LMAO…I just saw an old video of “mr telephone man”…..***** had me crackin up. Cats were rocking “*****s”…..ROFL. Yeah, times have changed….some for the better.
@ Be
6′ even….210 lbs……brown skin….mustache / goatee….brooklyn hair cut (then again a coupla years ago I mighta had a shorter cut). Coulda been me (description match?)…..if your son showed skills I mighta been trying to recruit him….LOL. Yeah, actually I have coached pop warner football in plfd too…..something else I would like to get back into but its gotta be one or the other….I need time for self too, ya know.
love em
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@ ill… yea i think its true bout girls lookin for guys like their fathers… but besides the way he treats me i see the way he still treats my ma like a queen after 34 yrs of marriage.. and thats what i want…
whats a brooklyn haircut?
fallin
hey, I was wondering where you disappeared to….we moved to the eva and lance gross thread…a brooklyn cut is like a short afro with the sides and back faded…..will smith rocks one sometime….we call em brooklyns but that is probably strictly a local description. meet me on the other thread.
not the best pic ive seen of her, and what is jay doin with his hair?
is that beyonce holding a canon?
her hair is so fubar!!!
i wonder how much does big guy make? He has to eat, sleep, *****, go to the bathroom with them and how up close is he during sex?
When one has to go to the bathroom does he make both of them go so he can watch both of them? Does he stand in for jay z in the dark sometimes?