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1st! wow!

B looks cute and they both look relaxed.

First

I love what shes wearing still oing strong I wonder when they will have liitle hovas

Why does she keep wearing that ugly azz poodle wig?!

Damn! bey looks like a hot mess! wats with her hair? i feel sorry for their kids already, cuz they sure are gonna be unfortunate looking.

hey diva

what is a topic???? i think that is a joke around here, as we stated the other day, this is a chat room!!!

hey erm never to early for the moistness!!!!

LOL @ yall…I’m cool just bored at work ALREADY. Aint nobody here!!

It is nice to see a black couple who earned their money enjoying it.

Morning Peeps…

thinkin about b’s bodyguard, thankin the lawd i wore panties today!!!

hey vee!!!
Well I am here with all the geriatric employees of the bank…..all the young folk is off!!!

so whats the plans for new years ya’ll!!

um oh ok, an old freak!!

what you do vee, i have been here almost 10 years and still the low man on the pole!! thats ashamed maybe if some of these tight wads would retire, a sister could get some decent vacation picks!!!

@ vee what did suzie do to you??

Hey as long as that bodyguard is in the picture they can post as many Beyonce pics all day.

@ Oh Lawdy– You can get your freak on at any age as long as you can handle it!!

Beyonce and Jay look at peace and what matters to them is them…L.A. Reid and wife is there I see..

Why Jay is still holding hands with that itch. Wasn’t the Halo video enough.

Its annoying me how Jay is still so addicted to her!
Don’t he know that she is just playing with him?

Where do you see La Reid?

the old man is mad at me yall, i was so tired last night he ate under the 2 legged table and after my peak i went to sleep, so i am in the dog house

jay-z is so cute. he’s looking better since he married beyonce!

which one did you see first, now waht do you see

BIG DEAL THEY ARE FAKE COUPLE. WEAR THE HELL ARE THERE SO CALL WEDDING PICES.BEY NEED TO GET THAT THING ON TOP OF HER HEAD AWAY IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO OLD . HER BOYFRIEND STIL LOOKED LIKE HE IS ABOUT TO BEAT UP SOMEBODT ALONG WITH HIS BODYGOUND. BO BACK HOME BEY DONT SHOW YOUR FACE ANY MORE YOUR SO CALL FAN ARE GETTINF TRIED OF YOUS AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BY NOW. YOU CD FLOP THE MOIVE FLOP AND YOU SHOULD BE SHAME OF YOUR SELF FOR STEALLI9NG A SONG THAT YOU DIDNT WRITE BUT SING IT FOR NO RESON CIARA DIVA SOUND WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BETTER THEN YOU AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ DIVA SONG YOU DID.

I don’t think they will have kids together.
Its more a publicity relationship.

what do you see???

someone please let me know what is a stan?

OMG…the body guard is the business! Now dats HOTT! So my type!

GOOGLE VANESSA WILLIAMS ALBUM COVER AS BE-YAWN-SAY STRIKES AGAIN.

@ Peenut, it means a stalker fan (remember the song ‘Stan’ by Eminem?).

peenut, do you remember the eminem song about his stalker fan, stan….thats what it is in reference to

So this hair the Bey rocks…..is that her real hair? cuz she rocks this hair on the beach most the time…out on boats…its like her “i can get this wet” type of hair…but is that her natural?

daaaaaaaaaamn @ Tameka (not ushers wife)

girl you need to tone down all that trippin about Bey….you must really gotta problem w. her..what she ever do to you? You must be a Rhi Rhi fan or maybe ashanti…or maybe Ciara…LOL

Wut’s up people? Am I the only person still surprised that Camel and B are still together?????

Maybe I’m anticipating their break up too much.

hello to my cyber guy, man!!! cant wait to see you upon my next visit to the boot~!!

Oy I’m soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sleepy

Nope I don’t think it is, looks good though… so (@ TrueReligion)when the day comes when she runs her hands through her hair thats when I’ll believe it’s hers, until then I say HELL NO! & for the record I am NOT hating, just stating my opinion.

you are crazy , he hardly ever comes home with me, his momma and them get jealous!!!! any way, why would i bring sand to the beach!!!

actually she rocks a rather stingy ponytail, that is not her hair!!!

@ILUVPRADA
“OMG…the body guard is the business! Now dats HOTT! So my type!”
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Go on in detail and tell us what you would do with the bodyguard….

AND HE’S HUGGING HER-I KNOW THE HATERS ARE FOAMING AT THE MOUTH-LOL

BEY & JAY DO YOU-AND DAMN THE HATERS

@iluvprada Yea i remember that song, i shoulda known better, I appreciate it

@OH LAWDY
“you are crazy , he hardly ever comes home with me, his momma and them get jealous!!!! any way, why would i bring sand to the beach!!!”
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Yeah… I hear ya. that date comin up soon right???

that will be me and you one day man!!!! :confuse:

@INTENSEMOCHA
“AND HE’S HUGGING HER-I KNOW THE HATERS ARE FOAMING AT THE MOUTH-LOL

BEY & JAY DO YOU-AND DAMN THE HATERS”
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I hate them together…

Its time to UPGRADE that raggedy azz wig!!

I dont like that wig/weave not a good look at all for beyonce… i wish she will do something new… I seriously doubt that is her real hair thats prob just her beach hair piece…

thats not a hug that is him resting his arm n her shoulder… let me see a kiss or something… i wonder if his lips covers her lips when they kiss…

hey qc with your sassy lil ass!!!

@qc704: you aint lying talking about slow now i have to think about something to talk about

wut up oh lawdy

HOW DID LAST NITE GO?!?!?!

WELL YOU COULD GO TO BEYONCE’S WEB SITE AND YOU WILL SEE A PIC OF HER KISSING HIM ON A YACHT-BUT I’M CERTAIN THAT WOULDN’T SUFFICE EITHER

SOMEBODY WILL STAY HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY

he ate me and i went to sleep

@ATXCHICK
“thats not a hug that is him resting his arm n her shoulder… let me see a kiss or something… i wonder if his lips covers her lips when they kiss…”
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Do you REALLY wonder about that? REALLY?

@ Man, I just don’t Care…I am what you call a TRUE Scorpio, so if you ever dated one then you already know what I’d do!

@INTENSEMOCHA
“WELL YOU COULD GO TO BEYONCE’S WEB SITE AND YOU WILL SEE A PIC OF HER KISSING HIM ON A YACHT-BUT I’M CERTAIN THAT WOULDN’T SUFFICE EITHER

SOMEBODY WILL STAY HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY”
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“Somebody” says he doesn’t like them together…

WHAT…..JAY-Z CUTE? I NORMALLY DON’T TRY TO DIS ANYONE, BUT HELL TO THE NAW…THAT BROTHER FAR FROM CUTE.(I LOVE HIS SONGS THOUGH)!!!!

@ILUVPRADA
“I am what you call a TRUE Scorpio, so if you ever dated one then you already know what I’d do!”
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It’s funny you should say that because I’m a TRUE Scorpio too. (11/06)

**evil laugh**

Man, I just don’t care

Go on in detail and tell us what you would do with the bodyguard….

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Oh my God! You are such a freaky faggot! You actually want to hear what some man did too her sexually? You are sooooooooooooooooooooooo GAY!

Go on in detail and tell us what you would do with the bodyguard….
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@CHRISTMAS TIME.

we could talk ab
the weather…and like
the birds and the bees…
and ummm money…

we should create our own topic and make our own post!!!!!

Hey folks-wassup Man & qc704?! Oh Lawdy what beach are you not bringin sand to??? I so wanna go to the beach: got a bikini that is waitin’ to cause a riot

Ok-so I went to Dunkin Donuts next to my job: why’d this kid just ask me to be in his rap video, grills and all?!?! My co-workers were LOL…I was so embarrassed…
O=
Oy, I’m sooooooooooooooooooooo tireddddddddddddddddddd…Damn!

@Man: um do I wonder about that? well lets put it this way i dont lose no sleep over it…but its a good thought that happened to surface through my head how bout you?

@GAY DAR

LOL at your name…

@oh lawdy
he ate me and i went to sleep
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plz tell me u fell asleep after he was done with his meal.

@gaydar

ur gay-dar is wrong.
MAN impregnates on a regular basis.

vee come down to tampa, girl we could have a blast, u,m make it superbowl weekend cuz it will be nuttin but ballers here!!!

yes qc i nuttin in mis mouf first!!!

@ Vee

if that is yur pic in the gravie, you need to run in the opposite direction from any Dunkin Donuts shop!! Real talk!!

@ILUVPRADA
“I am what you call a TRUE Scorpio, so if you ever dated one then you already know what I’d do!”
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It’s funny you should say that because I’m a TRUE Scorpio too. (11/06)

**evil laugh**

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I should have known…

VEE: Lmao about the child was he serious what did you say?

@VEE

Wut’s up? I wish you could go to the beach in a bikini too.

You shoulda went on and got in that video boo.

I bet his lips dooo cover hers in a kiss….

I can’t wait for the day we get to witness a kiss..LOL probably in like 2015…

Ok so if that is NOT Bey’s real hair, then I’m entirely dissappointed that she would choose THAT as a wig to wear….hmmmm SMH @ Bey….I know your real hair can’t be THAT bad

what video??

omg! yay

Beyonce got the same CHANEL jellies that I have. Except mine are pink

VEE!!!
how are ya…
heres a good posting subject:

HOW FLAT DOES UR STOMACH HAVE TO BE
TO LOOK GOOD IN A BIKINI…
ANNNDDDDDD
ARE STRETCH MARKS ON UR BOOTY OK?!?!?!

((now post away my dears!!!
lolz…smh at the boredom))

oka i have something to talk about: how do you deal with a baby mama that wont accept you as a step mother to her child. keep in mind that she dosent even keep this child the grandparents/dad keeps her. She dont even come down to austin to see her child when she does the child dosent even want to go to her and calls out my name instead of hers.

qc704

@oh lawdy
he ate me and i went to sleep
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plz tell me u fell asleep after he was done with his meal.

@gaydar

ur gay-dar is wrong.
MAN impregnates on a regular basis.
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The ability to impregnate does not indicate whether he is gay or not…stupid. His desires such as wanting to hear how a man sexed a woman up does!!

@QC704
“VEE!!!
how are ya…
heres a good posting subject:

HOW FLAT DOES UR STOMACH HAVE TO BE
TO LOOK GOOD IN A BIKINI…
ANNNDDDDDD
ARE STRETCH MARKS ON UR BOOTY OK?!?!?!

((now post away my dears!!!
lolz…smh at the boredom))”
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Ur stomach does not need to be “perfectly flat” for a Bikini. It depends on your waste to hips to breast ratio…

Stretch marks on the ass and breast are preferred.

@true religion: if you go to hateonbeyonce.com it will show you a pic of her real hair it is really damaged from the looks of that pic. If you go to the website just click on the part that says hair. It disturbes me (sorry if spelling is wrong) how her mom is a hair dresser and beyonce hair is damaged like that

@christmas time.

kick her in the face.
snatch the kid.
keep it moving.

(lolz,jk…dont snatch the kid)

@ATX CHICK
“oka i have something to talk about: how do you deal with a baby mama that wont accept you as a step mother to her child. keep in mind that she dosent even keep this child the grandparents/dad keeps her. She dont even come down to austin to see her child when she does the child dosent even want to go to her and calls out my name instead of hers.”
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What exactly is the Mother doing to bother you first of all? Secondly, get all agreements in writing.

we all know that beyonce loves big hair so in her eyes she chosed the perfect wig/weave for the day

dang thats the first time i seen beyonce in flats,she never wears flats with clothes only swimsuits. the bodyguard is the business babe:)

when me and man have sex we will video for all to see!!!

GOOD THING THAT “SOMEBODY’S” OPINION DOESN’T MATTER TO JAY AND BEY-ESPECIALLY SEEING THAT “SOMEBODY’S” NOT IN THE RELATIONSHIP TO BEGIN WITH

APPARENTLY, THEY LIKE BEING TOGETHER SEEING THAT THEIR MARRIED AND ALL RATHER “SOMEBODY’S” LIKES IT OR NOT

@man: she is not doing nothing to me, she is just a liar, she said she couldnt have any children and bam she is pregnant. She leaves her daughter her in austin months at a time and when its time to get her she is a no show. She verbally said that she dosent want me around her daughter but when the grandparents dont have noone to watch her and she says that it is okay for me to watch her daughter… the girl just turn 2 sunday and she had a party at chuck e cheese and she kept leaving her child thinking that people at the party were going to watch her well that wasnt the case. i got up and was following her she comes over and starts to cuss me out because im next to her daughter im like hell where were you?

@OH LAWDY
“when me and man have sex we will video for all to see!!!”
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…from multiple angles…

@jokeyjoke/gaydar
man said:
“Go on in detail and tell us what you would do with the bodyguard….”
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thats not askin
wut the bodyguard DID to her
its askin wut SHE WANNA DO to the bodyguard.

i say all that to say the following:

JOKEY JOKE–ur the “stupid” one
bc u obviously dont know how to interpret a sentence.

that is all.

@man: trust I have everything in writting, text, pic when I say pic I mean she thinks that it is cute to allow a 1 year old at the time to drink out of a beer bottle and send the pics to the dad saying look at our daughter. We already got child support drop so thats good we just trying to fight for custody and that hard right now because the father is on probation.

HEY TRUE DIVA (LOVELY LADY ) AND HEY SNOOP BLOGGY BLOG , BACK TO WORK AFTER THE FLU SO I BETTER GET MY TAIL IN GEAR! BUT WHERE IS MY BEAUTIFUL FIRST LADY NIKKI U, I NEED HER SMILE TODAY!

@ Jokey Joke…so true!

@ anon…….wassup fam?

@qc704: it more like slash her fat ass up and put her on the grill we will have meat for days

Hey y’all-I’m baaaaaaaack:-)
@Oh Lawdy-Tampa huh??? If the Eagles make it to the Super Bowl I may just have to visit…u know I’m stalking our quarterback:-)
@Man-No videos for me, I’m trying to make it in Corporate Cut-throat America lol
@QC704-My stomach is flat/I’m small waist-ed (is that a word) but I have hips & butt so I can’t answer that question. I think Man was right. As for the youngin’, he was grinnin’ SUPER hard, his grills blinded me as he followed me into the building yelling “Damn Ma! I’m sayin-I want you to be in my video! Word…real talk. Can I call you Ma?? I’m goin’ lay down some tracks right now. Damn!” I tried to igg him but he was SO loud…

@ATX CHICK
“oka i have something to talk about: how do you deal with a baby mama that wont accept you as a step mother to her child. keep in mind that she dosent even keep this child the grandparents/dad keeps her. She dont even come down to austin to see her child when she does the child dosent even want to go to her and calls out my name instead of hers.”

FALL BACK BOO-THE FATHER AND THE MOTHER SHOULD BE THE ONES DISCUSSING THE CHILD’S WELFARE AND NOT YOU

AND I CAN TELL FROM THE COMMENT THAT THE CHILD CALLING YOU MAMA-IS OBVIOUS YOUR ATTEMPT TO ELIMINATE THE MAMA FROM THE SCENE ALTOGETHER, GET OVER YOUR INSECURITIES IF YOUR HUSBAND IS WITH YOU ACCEPT THAT HE OBVIOUSLY DOESN’T WANT THIS WOMAN ANYMORE

WHAT YOU CAN DO IS SUPPORT YOUR HUSBAND IN THESE DIFFICULT TIMES WITH THIS CHILD’S MOTHER-AND OFFER HIM A LISTENING EAR WHEN HE WANTS TO DISCUSS ISSUES HE’S HAVING WITH THE MOTHER AND/OR THE CHILD’S WELFARE

TRUTH BE TOLD-ASK YOUR HUSBAND WHAT ROLE HE WOULD LIKE YOU TO PLAY IN ALL OF THIS AND FALL IN LINE AND LET HIM DEAL WITH THE “BABY MAMA” AFTER ALL HE’S THE ONE SHE HAS THE CHILD WITH AND NOT YOU

Morning Folks

Awww Look at them they look so cute and in love I love this couple. Oh and Nikki Beach in Miami was popping this weekend so I heard.. LOL

Oh Hey Vee, I emailed u the details about the party tomorrow night…

and Lawdy I still can’t send pictures threw my home Cpu, I go back to my Day job tomorrow so I will send it from there.

Hey all!!

@JOKEY JOKE
“You are still gay???”
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LOL. Ok bruh.

Hey-what y’all do with SMDH and Cutiepie??? I need SMDH’s angry relentless banter and I need CutiePie to keep the peace and harmony…basically I need to be entertained since I’m sleepy as ALL HELL!!

@ vee….nobody wants to here about the eagles today….lol

@ christmas time
it more like slash her fat ass up and put her on the grill we will have meat for days
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ewww…

Christmas Time aka ATXChick

@qc704: it more like slash her fat ass up and put her on the grill we will have meat for days
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WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? Vee the Dunkin Donut Queen?

cutie pie doesnt post any more,

Now that’s what I’m talking about. When I YELL security, I want the guy in the pic with the blue shirt on to come out…shirtless.

@BROOKE

You lookin good in the gravie boo.

All I want to know is: is she wearing her wedding band?

cutie pie doesnt post any more
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sadly

hey Snoop
hey Brook lynn

@vee
when i get my boob job,
im gonna wear the smallest
bikini in the world.
i am also gonna get a brazillian but lift.
I AM GOING TO LOOK GREAT.

@BROOKE

You lookin good in the gravie boo.

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cosign, you and the twins lookin nutritious

This shyt is wack. Why do we care about these fools my God!

i got my wax yesterday and my privacies are a little swollen

Wassup qc704…..how r u this lovely morning

they are a lil puffy

qc704

hey Snoop
hey Brook lynn

@vee
when i get my boob job,
im gonna wear the smallest
bikini in the world.
i am also gonna get a brazillian but lift.
I AM GOING TO LOOK GREAT.
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Dear Olive Oil,

How about saving time and just get a completely new body?

@QC704
“when i get my boob job,
im gonna wear the smallest
bikini in the world.
i am also gonna get a brazillian but lift.
I AM GOING TO LOOK GREAT.”
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I will help you get into said bikini….

wassup oh lawdy…..did you handle your bizness with big daddy lastnight…lol

INTENSEMOCHA: im the one the child see’s everyday and she call me momma so you fall back… the child has no contact with her mom her mom does not provide for her on blood. I provide for her buy clothes diapers everything so you fall back…

intesemocha: the mother only comes around once every 4-5 months if that

@JOKEY JOKE
Dear Olive Oil,

How about saving time and just get a completely new body
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oh snap, i see ur flippin them pages…
see the jokes r ALMOST
worth posting once u get past page 2…
keep flippin honey,
i know u got some better ones in there!!!!!

Intesemocha: the mother only comes around every blue moon if that

I think they both look cute! I like seeing Beyonce looking natural.

Chargers and Panthers in the SuperBowl. Write it down.

@ Brook Lynn- Gurl you got implants?? I cant see gravies today on these bootleg-work-pcs.
Really? Did the surgery hurt?? I’m amazed by breast implants…my friend just got some & they look like missiles:-)
As for the booty, I wiss I could just share some of mine with you–with anybody. Its the biggest thing on me and while I ain’t ashamed, I wish it was a lil’ smaller. Just a lil…

@VEE
“As for the booty, I wiss I could just share some of mine with you–with anybody. Its the biggest thing on me and while I ain’t ashamed, I wish it was a lil’ smaller. Just a lil…”
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HOW DARE YOU SPIT IN THE FACE OF THE CREATOR???!!!!???

Chargers and Panthers in the SuperBowl. Write it down.

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panthers 13 vs. steelers 24….

@ Man

Have you weighed all of your options in regard to having the implants removed? Surely, there must be another way.

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Im ready to be a mommy again (once I find a new daddy and they leaked on me while I was breast feeding my son I never want that to happen again… Hey we been threw this implant removal conversation a thousand times..

big daddy sucked on the freshly wazed twat and i went to sleep!! sorry no other info available

@snoop
im doin jus dandy hon
how are you.

@man.
thats rite,
u better donate them child support chex
to the “rebuild my body” fund!!!

jokey joke: no im not talking about Vee dont even no Vee and from reading Vee comments she is not Fat..

Intesemocha: PSTFU because you jump in dont even know what im talking about. Im have a major part of this child life and on top of that my fiance has nothing to do with the mother of the child… why you getting angry is it you (the mom who never comes around) No so shut up I was simply asking for advice because this child does look up to me as her mother and she spends more time with me then she does with her blood mamma. Like I said when the mother does come around the child is confused because she dont know this women. Man nevermind…

Brook: whats up girl? how you doing?

Oh Lawdy: you are crazy

Now Man why u keep dissin my Eagles?? I would LOVE IT if we made it to the Super Bowl(Even though I’m nervous about playing Minnesota this week). You’re hurting my felings (pout).
@ Snoop-Babe I broke a rule-I ran outside to get my coffee without my coat on, trying to be fast. I’m used to dudes buggin out when they see the azz, cuz everything else on me is small then WHAM-O! But unlike alot of chicks I dont welcome that kinda behavior–not when I’m working anyway. No disrespect to video gals-its just not MY cup of tea.

@ brook….who told you u got that good good?

@SNOOP
“Chargers and Panthers in the SuperBowl. Write it down.

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panthers 13 vs. steelers 24….
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I was on the Steelers bandwagon until the concussion to Big Ben. Players are allowed to come back and play from concussions pretty quickly but it takes a while for them to play well after a concussion.

(see: Trent Edwards, Troy Aikmen, Steve Young, Steve McNair, etc)

@ Vee

@ Brook Lynn- Gurl you got implants?? I cant see gravies today on these bootleg-work-pcs.
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LOL, Yea just for the time being, they almost 8 yrs old now and the mataineance is too pricey$$ you gotta keep re upping like every 5 years or else they will drop like Kim from Housewives of Atlanta lol

@man: thanks for the info

@VEE
“Now Man why u keep dissin my Eagles?? I would LOVE IT if we made it to the Super Bowl(Even though I’m nervous about playing Minnesota this week). You’re hurting my felings (pout).”:
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Is Donovan McNabb still the quarterback for the Eagles? If so then they don’t have a chance. LOL. Although I think they will beat the Vikings.

@snoop
im doin jus dandy hon
how are you.

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wonderful boo

@ Snoop

brook….who told you u got that good good?
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Lets just say I finally re-met a new friend if u know what I mean. Yea thats right im gettin my single on for 09′ lol and it feels so good

@ATX

Hey mama, my boy comes tonight at 7pm, I can’t wait I can’t wait Im gonna hug him kiss him and throw him up in the air. How is your baby?

@QC704
“thats rite,
u better donate them child support chex
to the “rebuild my body” fund!!!”
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As long as I get to enjoy the finished product.

Brook: she is doing good I will get her on Sunday, dont throw him to high now….

@ Vee

aint nuttin wrong wit video heffas LMAO

LMAO-Man u really yelled at me huh? About MY ass-LMAO…
@ Christmas Time-who cares what jokey/gay/Fido says??? We fam up in herr and I know who I am so its
ALL good!!! Happy New Year!
@ Brook Lynn-so are you having them removed? I saw a white girl with some in NC that made me want some. They were PERFECT. I had to ask her who did them (no homo). The only reason I knew they were fake is because she was RAIL-THIN: how you goin’ have shoulder blades like pencils with 36CCC’s??? Not!!

@ ATX

Brook: she is doing good I will get her on Sunday, dont throw him to high now….

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Girl u just dont know, I had a sad lonely Xmas, No kid No man, just me and the Fendi purse my mama bought me from VA. I never wanna feel that lonely again..

i have enough tits ass and hips to make a pretty good sized donation!!!

@ Brook Lynn-so are you having them removed? I saw a white girl with some in NC that made me want some. They were PERFECT. I had to ask her who did them (no homo). The only reason I knew they were fake is because she was RAIL-THIN: how you goin’ have shoulder blades like pencils with 36CCC’s??? Not!!

@Vee

LOL, Well some ppl know mines is not real and some ppl dont cuz I am thicker. Plus I dont really have em on display unless I am out. But if u r really considering it, I have a perfect Dr. his name is Dr. Stanley Taub and he has an office in Park Place NYC, very pricey but he does a perfect job, I have absolutley no scarring.. I will email u his contact info

donations only give what you can, we are in a recession!!!

where did QC704 go?

SHE SOUNDS LIKE A BAD MOTHER-BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY SHE’S STILL THAT CHILD’S MOTHER AND THAT CHILD NO MATTER HOW BAD OF A MOTHER SHE IS, IS STILL GOING TO LOVE HER IRREGARDLESS

AS A WOMAN AND A MOTHER-THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO IS LOVE THAT CHILD AND SET AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT A WOMAN AND MOTHER SHOULD BE AND COMFORT HER WHEN HER MOTHER IS ABSENT IT DOES NO GOOD FOR THE CHILD, YOUR HUSBAND, OR YOU TO ADD MORE HOSTILITY AND ANGER TO AN ALREADY DIFFICULT SITUATION

AND YOUR HUSBAND SHOULD SPEAK TO HER ABOUT HOW SHE BEHAVED AT THE CHILD’S BIRTHDAY PARTY-THAT’S UNACCEPTABLE, REMEMBER THE CHILD IS WATCHING AND ALTHOUGH SHE IS YOUNG NOW SHE WILL REMEMBER HOW BOTH OF YOU CONDUCTED YOURSELVES IT WOULD BE IN THE CHILD’S BEST INTEREST IF AT LEAST ONE OF YOU COULD BEHAVE CIVIL

IF THE MOTHER IS AS BAD AS YOU SAY SHE IS, EVENTUALLY THE CHILD WILL PROBABLY RESIDE WITH YOU, ALLOWING THE FATHER TO DEAL WITH THE CHILD’S MOTHER COULD PREVENT UNNECESSARY HOSTILE CONFRONTATIONS BETWEEN YOU AND THE MOTHER-DON’T GIVE HER THE SATISFACTION SHE’S ANGRY BECAUSE SHE’S NOT THERE FOR HER DAUGHTER AND YOU ARE

HER PROBLEM AND NOT YOURS-KEEP BEING THERE FOR THE CHILD AND THAT’S ALL THAT REALLY MATTERS AND YOUR HUSBAND WILL APPRECIATE YOU FOR NOT ADDING STRESS TO AN ALREADY STRESSFUL SITUATION

@ snoop: get your head out of the gutter…i didnt do what you think i did… i sliced it up and added it to my salad silly

has anyone notice how nobody really is hitting up the christmas sales?

@man
of course u can enjoy them

news flash:
I AM OFF WORK TOMORROW N THURS
WOOOHHOOOOOOOO

@QC704
“of course u can enjoy them

news flash:
I AM OFF WORK TOMORROW N THURS
WOOOHHOOOOOOOO”
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Sounds good. I got something you can enjoy too. See, I’m nice.

Am I the only mofo that has to work tomorrow?

no i do too!!!

Who is that BODYGUARD! More on HIM please!!

has anyone notice how nobody really is hitting up the christmas sales?

@ ATX

Cuz we B-R-O-K-E LOL

@MAN
they jus told me 5 minutes ago that we
are off…
thats “the man” for ya

intensemocha: that is what im trying to get at im there for the child i accept the child as my own.. but if the mother doesnt want me around the child and me and the father plan on getting married how do i work that out. i mean i took it to the lord and asked him to guide me but it is hard when you have so much love for a little girl but you know at the end of the day she is really not yours. I dont want her to call me momma i rather her call me te te but she chose to call me that keep in mind i have a daughter to and i want my daughter to call me mom. Im not angry but you know if the tables were turn and i was on the other side i would be hurt to…

She looks like average jane

AND IF I’M NOT MISTAKEN YOU ASKED FOR ADVICE

SO DON’T GET MAD BECAUSE I GAVE IT DAMMIT

YOU PUT YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS OUT THERE I DIDN’T

@ATX CHICK
“oka i have something to talk about: how do you deal with a baby mama that wont accept you as a step mother to her child. keep in mind that she dosent even keep this child the grandparents/dad keeps her. She dont even come down to austin to see her child when she does the child dosent even want to go to her and calls out my name instead of hers.”

OH I GUESS YOUR FORGOT YOUR ORIGINAL POST

AND LIKE I SAID YOU CAN BAD MOUTH THAT CHILD’S MOTHER ALL YOU WANT-NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU PROVIDE OR DO FOR THAT CHILD THAT CHILD IS STILL GOING TO LOVE HER MOTHER AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO OR SAY TO CHANGE IT-SO AGAIN FALL BACK BOO

LOOK AT KEYSHIA COLE MAMA FOR EXAMPLE SHE WAS A DRUG ADDICT AND WASNT THERE FOR HER KIDS EITHER BUT AS YOU CAN SEE HER KIDS STILL LOVE HER AND WANT HER IN THEIR LIVES

I have a question for the fellas: is it still cheating when ya girl have sex with another girl?

have a question for the fellas: is it still cheating when ya girl have sex with another girl?

no i dont think so well im not a man but if the girl cheats on a dude with a girl he can always jump in or watch

Woo Hoo I ain’t bored no mo’-agree with Brook Lynn (cyber hi five)! A lil tongue/finger action ain’t NEVA hurt nobody

Did she forget her mousse for the pompadour hair don’t she’s been rockin’ – sad…oh this must be her chillin on vacation hair.
I’m hatin’ I need a vacation too Ms. Fierce LOL

I have a question for the fellas: is it still cheating when ya girl have sex with another girl?

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idk about other guys, but it wouldn’t bother me unless she dump me for the girl. i would playfully proposition a threesome and hope both parties agree, and then when i put the good good on both of them then i’m winning

intensemocha: thank you doctor Phil but i didnt say nothing different in my oringal post that im saying now. i dont talk about the mother dont even have contact with her. first time i ever seen her was at the birthday party… im doing what i have to do to keep that child happy, you dont even know half the stuff the mother is doing while her child is not in her life but yet she want her family down her to watch and take care of her. im apart of that family oh well if she dosent like it all im saying is how do you handle a situation that im in and i cant even love the child the way i want to because of the mother.. so like i said before you fall back and topic has been closed thanks for your help but it didnt work cause obvisoly you need to know the whole story from day 1 and im not going to type all that. i will just get the answer from the lord above and the answer is clear as day the child is mine and under my wing and when the mther comes around she will be the mother but when she is with me im the step mom. thank you

oh lawdy : hums as in singing

@SNOOP
“idk about other guys, but it wouldn’t bother me unless she dump me for the girl. i would playfully proposition a threesome and hope both parties agree, and then when i put the good good on both of them then i’m winning”
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Yeah, I co-sign. It’s only cheating if she tries to have a secret relationship with the other chick…. I think.

@ATXCHICK
“no i dont think so well im not a man but if the girl cheats on a dude with a girl he can always jump in or watch”
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Is that something you would do for your ol man?

Only Beyonce and Jay-z can get these many posts about just standing there with his arm on her shoulder.

They are not in a movie this is real life, they done went through the same things we have in a relationship and you all know relationships are a job so what ever effort they put into it that’s what they will get out of it and so far they have been putting a lot of effort into something.

Keep growing strong and put GOD first and everything will work out…

Man: i would but i aint doing no licking (not my thing)

oh lawdy : i will have to get my man to sing to my kitty

me to i would not be the licker but maybe the lickee!!!

Brooklynn chocolate, I see you are a chocolate sauce member now ok, whatever kind you are get your butt over here and i aint playing with you ma, my lap is lonely and im well from the flu so we can play around all day long especially on my lunch break.. come on ole anon is waiting NIK U wont get mad you aint gonna tell her are you?

Whats the best time to have sex? Is it in the morning/midnight or late night

@ATXCHICK
“Man: i would but i aint doing no licking (not my thing)”
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I see…. What about breast sucking? Nothing wrong with that rigth?

what do i have to do to become a member of the sauce family, you can call me tabasco sauce cuz i got that creole fire!!!

so what all you ladies are saying is, you can be the recipient but your not doing her?

sex in the a.m is best!!!

@LAID
“Whats the best time to have sex? Is it in the morning/midnight or late night”
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Morning.

nothing like waking up with a tongue in the crotch!!!

@man: naw nothing wrong with that it just depends on the mood and setting i cant tell you what i do and wont do but i know it aint licking…nor finger…nor inserting…

Getting laid: all day everyday is the best time

…idk why…
but all this talk of cats n things
r makin me nauseaus…

icckk at ideas of fur lickin

@SNOOP
“so what all you ladies are saying is, you can be the recipient but your not doing her?”‘
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I think that is the concensus…

Whats the best time to have sex? Is it in the morning/midnight or late night

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i say late night right after jay leno and a nightcap of patron

how many of you have ever done the taste test

@QC704
“…idk why…
but all this talk of cats n things
r makin me nauseaus…

icckk at ideas of fur lickin”
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So I guess you wouldn’t let a lady handle that on you. Right???

thats right befor eyou get some head you stick your finger for a freshness test!!

@ATXCHICK
“naw nothing wrong with that it just depends on the mood and setting i cant tell you what i do and wont do but i know it aint licking…nor finger…nor inserting…”
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I guess I can understand if you don’t lick. But we got some breast sucking going on… Would you tongue kiss her? Or finger her?

Could she use the “strap-on” on you?

never said i was a prude!!

@man…

((no comment))

ATXChick

intensemocha: that is what im trying to get at im there for the child i accept the child as my own.. but if the mother doesnt want me around the child and me and the father plan on getting married how do i work that out. i mean i took it to the lord and asked him to guide me but it is hard when you have so much love for a little girl but you know at the end of the day she is really not yours. I dont want her to call me momma i rather her call me te te but she chose to call me that keep in mind i have a daughter to and i want my daughter to call me mom. Im not angry but you know if the tables were turn and i was on the other side i would be hurt

CONTINUE TO SHOW THAT LITTLE GIRL WHAT A WOMAN IS AND YOUR DOING THAT BY DOING WHAT HER MOTHER SHOULD BE DOING-BUT ALL I’M SAYING DONT WASTE A DROP OF ENERGY ARGUING AND FUSSING WITH THE MAMA IT’S OBVIOUS SHE HAS ISSUES OF HER OWN TO DEAL WITH

IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF WOMAN TO RAISE ANOTHER WOMAN’S CHILD AND CONTINUE TO PRAY FOR STRENGTH-IN THE END IF YOU ARE THERE FOR THAT CHILD, AND BEHAVE CIVIL, THE CHILD WILL REMEMBER THAT..

I’M JUST AN ANONYMOUS PERSON ON A BLOG-I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH BUT AS A WOMAN/MOTHER AND ONE DAY A WIFE SOMETIMES WE HAVE BIG SHOES TO FILL AND TAKING THE HIGH ROAD IS NOT ALWAYS EASY

DON’T ALLOW HER MOTHER TO GET THE BEST OF YOU-DO HER ONE BETTER AND RAISE THAT CHILD THE BEST YOU CAN AND IN THE END SHE WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE FACT THAT SHE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE WOMAN HER DAUGHTER BECAME AND SHE OWES THE THANKS TO YOU

@QC704
“((no comment))”
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You don’t have to put your business in the street like that. Just email me…

Brooklynn chocolate, I see you are a chocolate sauce member now ok, whatever kind you are get your butt over here and i aint playing with you ma, my lap is lonely and im well from the flu so we can play around all day long especially on my lunch break.. come on ole anon is waiting NIK U wont get mad you aint gonna tell her are you?
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@Anonymous

I luv ya but Brooke will NEVER EVER be a SAUCE relative, My mama raised me betta than that boy…lol

Jay-Z with the economy new investments are not too wise anyway.

Beyonce – can I borrow your body guard!!

Hey eerbody!!!

Oh Lawdy what is this about you tasting your own goods!! let me scroll up!

The bodyguard would physically be more my type than Jay-Z…Beyonce can you give your girl Mock Rock some money or let me be your “personal” bodyguard

@BE

Your gravie is getting closer and closer to them ta ta’s….

ok ladies i have a question what do you prefer to do
a. swallow
b. spit
c. facial
d. all the above

@man

nope no emails til
i get my pic.

wassup BE, Mock

intensemocha: thank you for your advice i didnt mean to come off strong but it is something that erks me to death… at least i know now that im doing what is right…thanks have a happy new year

@QC704
“interesting…”
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I think that is the sexiest thing you’ve ever said.

@man

(rolling eyes..
blushing a lil…)

oh hush!

Beyonce – can I borrow your body guard!!
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naughty girl, ain’t you married….lol

@MOCK ROCK STAR

“Now, I actually know the answers to your questions…

Would U like to hear my opinion”
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Yes… please elaborate…

@ Man, I just don’t know

I’ve received the strap-on before and I’ve got to tell you – there’s nothing like the real thing. I’ve always felt that if I wanted that then I can easily just get with a man.

However, for the real, die-hard, dyke chicks, they use and walk around with their strap-on’s on. I would like to try it on a girl though – but maybe not a strap-on because I honestly can’t get with that either.

@man: dont get me wrong i kiss a girl and i like it but the girl look more like a dude does that count she played with me eat me and things but she wasnt the type to have nothing done to her… so i havent had a experience with a girly girl like me

@QC704
“(rolling eyes..
blushing a lil…)

oh hush!”
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I got my eye on you… **liking what I see**

@ATXCHICK
“dont get me wrong i kiss a girl and i like it but the girl look more like a dude does that count she played with me eat me and things but she wasnt the type to have nothing done to her… so i havent had a experience with a girly girl like me”
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Ohhhhh weeeee….. I see, I see. So you’ve been eaten by another chick. That’s absolutely great. Would you like to have that experience with a girly girl?

i think 65% percent of females have tried a sexual act with the same gender

@BLAZE
“I’ve received the strap-on before and I’ve got to tell you – there’s nothing like the real thing. I’ve always felt that if I wanted that then I can easily just get with a man.

However, for the real, die-hard, dyke chicks, they use and walk around with their strap-on’s on. I would like to try it on a girl though – but maybe not a strap-on because I honestly can’t get with that either.”
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I see… So what does your woman like for you to do to her? I’m sure you go down on her but anything else? Anything special you do when you go down?

Be descriptive.

@miss blaze

do u swing both ways???
im jus wondering???

@ MAn

Do you think you could be in a three way relationship? You could have both, your ol’ man and your ol’ lady.

Whatcha think?

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Honestly, I can only be in a relationshop with a man and maybe a sexual relationship with a woman. Me and my man had several 3 way sexual encounters which I think broke me into the whole girl liking thing. I think women are beautiful just cant deal with them on a permenant relationship level. And EWWW I can never F*ck a Dyke she has to be girly girl like me.

@Man – that is probably the closest I will get…

@Oh lawdy – I only have pictures of myself because the club was too dark for pics…I took this picture at home

@Brooke – yeah I took this saturday before I left the house….you thanks I looked adorable thanks..actually this shirt was open in the back but I tacked it up…you know those nasty men in the club like to try and get free feels …LOL

@Snoop – just cause you married don’t mean you can’t be naughty…fantasies encourage beautiful bedroom time…you don’t know…

@SNOOP
“i think 65% percent of females have tried a sexual act with the same gender”
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I think it’s like 80-90%. Something like that….

think 65% percent of females have tried a sexual act with the same gender

I beg to differ, maybe 85%..

@MAn

u a fuggin Freak lol Me likey

@brook
Well sense I have used one and is a bit experienced (Thanks to my ex man ) it is not so awkward once u get a rythm going, but I must give it to the guys for pounding us the way they do, that takes time, concentration, skill and Practice well done fellas

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wut in the world…
wut in the world.
im freakin out…
u cant strap on a dude?!?!?! is that ok??!?!
ahhh the youngn is confused.
and blinded by the visual

@BROOKE
“Honestly, I can only be in a relationshop with a man and maybe a sexual relationship with a woman. Me and my man had several 3 way sexual encounters which I think broke me into the whole girl liking thing. I think women are beautiful just cant deal with them on a permenant relationship level. And EWWW I can never F*ck a Dyke she has to be girly girl like me.”
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I see, I see….

I’m actually proposing the exact thing you said you could have. You have your man and a sexual r/ship with your ol lady. Except all three live together.

I dream of a r/ship with two (at least) bi sexual women.

When I’m with a man, then trust me, I know how to get down with that man – Vanessa Del Rio was an excellent teacher in that department.

However, when I’m with a woman, there’s so much more to explore. Every inch of her body deserves to be explored, touched, kissed, licked – whatever.

We can get out the toys, if you’d like, but I’m just as content to use my tongue, fingers, toes, whatever. There SO much more to making love to a woman. With gil-on-girl lovin’ we use our imagination, which makes it that much more exciting.

Wow, I’m making my damn self hot.

brook: i had my experience in college and i always wanted to try it out… im so use to boy i figured hey i can get one that looks like one… but this girl turn me on its hard to describe though i havent found a girly girl i guess but i would try i just cant do the whole licking part

@Brooke – yeah I took this saturday before I left the house….you thanks I looked adorable thanks..actually this shirt was open in the back but I tacked it up…you know those nasty men in the club like to try and get free feels …LOL

@ BE

LOL, I know right I was like totally gonna slap ya bootie while dancing but I didnt want u to knock me out, LOL I a bootie tapper

snoop: but i dont want a facial

With all this talk about girl on girl action kind got me in a mood let me call the hotline sike

@BLAZE
“When I’m with a man, then trust me, I know how to get down with that man – Vanessa Del Rio was an excellent teacher in that department.

However, when I’m with a woman, there’s so much more to explore. Every inch of her body deserves to be explored, touched, kissed, licked – whatever.

We can get out the toys, if you’d like, but I’m just as content to use my tongue, fingers, toes, whatever. There SO much more to making love to a woman. With gil-on-girl lovin’ we use our imagination, which makes it that much more exciting.

Wow, I’m making my damn self hot.”
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Ah….. I see. So you take your time and caress and finesse that females lovely body. I concur with that.

So what type of woman catches your eye? Describe your first experience…

@ Brooke

LOL – I feel you on that.

@ Man, I just don’t know

Be careful with having r/ships with two bi-women. Those are the ones who’ll more than likely leave you to be with each other instead.

MissBlaze43

@ Man, I just don’t know

I’ve received the strap-on before and I’ve got to tell you – there’s nothing like the real thing. I’ve always felt that if I wanted that then I can easily just get with a man.

However, for the real, die-hard, dyke chicks, they use and walk around with their strap-on’s on. I would like to try it on a girl though – but maybe not a strap-on because I honestly can’t get with that either.
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Unless U want a woman as your life partner than I suggest don’t even be around women who are only with women and look like men boy-dykes….

Personally U should have gotten someone of my caliber and U wouldn’t definately been sing a different tune

mis blaze: im taking you go both ways… stop talking like that im engaged and need to focus man… you got me thinking sideways

@ATXCHICK
“i had my experience in college and i always wanted to try it out… im so use to boy i figured hey i can get one that looks like one… but this girl turn me on its hard to describe though i havent found a girly girl i guess but i would try i just cant do the whole licking part”
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Ah yes. College aka Lesbian Training

Does your ol man know that you would be open to the idea? Do you think that experience would mess up your r/ship with your ol man?

@ QC

wut in the world…
wut in the world.
im freakin out…
u cant strap on a dude?!?!?! is that ok??!?!
ahhh the youngn is confused.
and blinded by the visual
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LOL, Yea I know I was a bit taken aback too when he actually let me in there but hey some men have higher sexual freakiness than others, I guess its a Spanish thang lol

@ATX

brook: i had my experience in college and i always wanted to try it out… im so use to boy i figured hey i can get one that looks like one… but this girl turn me on its hard to describe though i havent found a girly girl i guess but i would try i just cant do the whole licking part

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I used to say that too, I cant see me licking a female, but chile when u drunk its like anything goes, and if u incorporate some dirty dice u will have a swell time

@ MAn

I think u wanna be Jack from 3′s company. LOL uh do u think Jack was fuggin them on that show? lol

@BLAZE
“Be careful with having r/ships with two bi-women. Those are the ones who’ll more than likely leave you to be with each other instead.”
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“Tis better to have loved and lost….”

I think it’s like 80-90%. Something like that
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i wanted to say 90% but then i thought maybe they may have those desires but just didnt go there.

Man, I just don’t care

@ATXCHICK
“i had my experience in college and i always wanted to try it out… im so use to boy i figured hey i can get one that looks like one… but this girl turn me on its hard to describe though i havent found a girly girl i guess but i would try i just cant do the whole licking part”
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Ah yes. College aka Lesbian Training

Does your ol man know that you would be open to the idea? Do you think that experience would mess up your r/ship with your ol man?
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although I went to college after the military it always crack me up when folks say they did this and that in college…I was turning chicks out in 11th grade (I probably needed a better role model that Prince back then…)

@ BE

LOL, I know right I was like totally gonna slap ya bootie while dancing but I didnt want u to knock me out, LOL I a bootie tapper

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I would not have knocked you out (I would never do that!)….my butt draws a lot of attention and when I am in the club men and women always tryin to touch (mostly on the sly)- does not bother me unless these said people start talking to me and think we are getting a date …uuuuhhhh

i have never been
so mesmerized by
a conversation in my life…

i would consider tryin this girl thing out,
but i want a pretty chic!!!
any1 kno where the pretty
lesbi chics are

lolz..lmao..jk…kinda

@QC704
“i have never been
so mesmerized by
a conversation in my life…

i would consider tryin this girl thing out,
but i want a pretty chic!!!
any1 kno where the pretty
lesbi chics are

lolz..lmao..jk…kinda”
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See, don’t “tip toe” into the cold pool. You gotta dive head first.

I see ur curious. The only way you are going to know is if you try. I suggest I be present so you have something familiar there while you are experimenting.

Brooklynn, Im glad you wont be a suace member because i want you all to my self and i dont want that mafia family sauce to be putting no hits on my bumba clod rasta gal Brook!!! thats MY rasta gal! You and NIK u are my rasta gals!

@BE
“I have thought about it but how do you really tell your husband that?? maybe in time”
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Boo, you only live once (that we know for sure). You don’t TELL him. You just do it. Spring it on him for his birthday or something.

AS I ONCE SAID MY FIRST GIRL/GIRL THING WOULD BE WITH BE!!! SHE SAYS I AM FIESTY

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LMAO….I think we would need a guide book or something since we are both newbies.

Brookie/Miss Blaze – yall got some books published?

@anonymous
UR RITE

@man
i cant swim
no diving for me

why is this almost 300 comments?

anonymous says the one who keeps it moving

Brooklynn, Im glad you wont be a suace member because i want you all to my self and i dont want that mafia family sauce to be putting no hits on my bumba clod rasta gal Brook!!! thats MY rasta gal! You and NIK u are my rasta gals!
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Z & SMDH are going to take over the sauce family and expel you! LOL

@QC704
“i cant swim
no diving for me”
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I’ll be your LifeGuard. Don’t be scurred.

@man: actually he wants a 3some but aint found the girl yeah i would do it agian if we found a chick..get what im saying and maybe i will throw in some dice like my girl brook mention and get sloppy drunk

Brooklynn, Im glad you wont be a suace member because i want you all to my self and i dont want that mafia family sauce to be putting no hits on my bumba clod rasta gal Brook!!! thats MY rasta gal! You and NIK u are my rasta gals!
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Z & SMDH are going to take over the sauce family and expel you! LOL

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LOL and then they wanna Hot Sauce tryna dub me Choclate Sauce, that is unheard of, like whatever happen to cocktail sauce lol. But NO! I shall not join the Mob aka Sauce family, I will stay an ordinary Joe I mean Jane, lol

@Miss Blaze – However, for the real, die-hard, dyke chicks, they use and walk around with their strap-on’s on.

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for real!! ain’t those things plastic and hard? They never interest me so I always pass them by in the store (if you call it the store) I will have to pay closer attention

qc704

i have never been
so mesmerized by
a conversation in my life…

i would consider tryin this girl thing out,
but i want a pretty chic!!!
any1 kno where the pretty
lesbi chics are

lolz..lmao..jk…kinda
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Let me check my “pink” book and see who’s available for U…

@ BE

No, not yet, but I am working on my 2nd manuscript. Why do you ask? I’m curious to know.

Wait I think I want Vee too, she got a boom boom back there, lol

@ATXCHICK
“actually he wants a 3some but aint found the girl yeah i would do it agian if we found a chick..get what im saying and maybe i will throw in some dice like my girl brook mention and get sloppy drunk”
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See, now we are talking. You gotta put your “feelers” out there with some females. A lot of women would take it more seriously coming from another female.

Go for the girly girl type that you like cause he ain’t goin care.

Now I need to see a pic of what you look like.

They look so happy and at peace.

@mock

good lookin out.

if i could have a cyber 3some it would be with brook because she has all the answer and she is a freak like me well im a shy freak but you get what im saying

@ Miss Blaze

I think Lawdy and Be need a instructional guide to being lip stick lesbos, shall we demonstrate in full flesh? lol

@QC704
“good lookin out.”
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VIDEOTAPE EVERYTHING!!

@ Man I just don’t know

I’m VERY choosy about who I get with. Would you be worth it?

@man : how am i suppose to get it started go up to a female and be like hey um are bi cause we want a 3some?

@MISS BLAZE 43
“I’m VERY choosy about who I get with. Would you be worth it?”
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Very much worth it…. and I say that with complete modesty and humbleness.

@man

no pic
no tape.
comprende’???

@man: i dont know how to put my pic up

qc704

@mock

good lookin out.
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yeah she is looking out for you alright! Ask her to show yu her strap-on I am sure she is wearing it now!

ATX wanna Cyber me ATX wanna Cyber me ATC wanna Cyber me!!!! lol

@ATXCHICK
” how am i suppose to get it started go up to a female and be like hey um are bi cause we want a 3some?”
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You could (in a club or something)… but it entirely depends on the setting.

I would casually mention how sex has gotten a bit routine and that you found out your old man has been fantasizing about a threesome. It all depends on how it’s introduced.

@Miss Blaze – @ BE

No, not yet, but I am working on my 2nd manuscript. Why do you ask? I’m curious to know.

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You seem very experienced and knowledgable and I am a nut, I love to read about things before I try them, get some tips etc..

@ Brook Lynn

Yeah

@anon.

lolz..hush…
im jk..
idk if i could get down wit plastic…
seems like it would absorb
all the moisture

@man: okay new years eve is tom and we are going out and getting f*** up so i will attempt to try it out

@ATXCHICK
“i dont know how to put my pic up”
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Go to Gravatar.com and follow the instructions. It’s pretty simple.

who will you be kissing when the ball drop?

WANT SOME OF THE LOBOUTIN SHOES, BUT THEY COST AS MUCH AS MY MORTGAGE!!! DO THEY SELL KNOCKOFF!!
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@ Lawdy lol, not yet, but I have a pair and me and my friends know this guy who boost from Sacks and Nordstrom and he sells us a pair for $200 straight.

@ATXHCICK
“okay new years eve is tom and we are going out and getting f*** up so i will attempt to try it out”
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Yeah. MAKE SURE TO TELL US HOW IT GOES!!! You will be suprised because the majority of women would be open to the idea at least once.

snoop: are you asking everyone that question? if so prob my daddy that what i call him cause he makes me say daddy everytime

@QC704
“no pic
no tape.
comprende’???”
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Wait, if I send a pic you will make the tape??????

If so I’m sending multiple pics to you…

him cause he makes me say daddy everytime
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original, and what do he call you?

@BE
“BE is already experienced…a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets..my husband knows that! I am a woman so knowing how to please a woman will probably second nature, I would do all the things I like done to me.”
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Practice makes perfect.

ok I have a new subject!

Should married men or woman have explicit sex convos, with members of the opposite sex, even in a joking manner? Is it really a form of cheating on your spouse?

What would your spouse say if they could read some of the real explicit stuff you talk about with the opposite sex online? Would they feel disrespected?

What if you read some sexual bantering between your spouse and a member of the opposite sex, would you feel disrespected.

Can joking around on the blog site eventually lead to actual sex and has it happen in your past? How about your spouse, do you think it may have happened?

snoop: mamma

Ok People, all children in this thread under 18 must EXIT immediatley. {Closing curtains, ligting scented candle}

Ok Lawdy and BE now watch me and Blaze. I am slowly walking up to her and undressing her with my slanted eyes, she smell of apples and cinnamin. I began slowly licking on her slender neck, she rolls her eyes and head back as she grasps the small of my back, then she……

(OK Blaze your turn) lol

@OH LAWDY
@BE

for our encounter please make sure your bra and panties match. I hate it when they don’t match. Ok, carry on. LOL.

@Brooke – Word!!! Then u should see our MIAmi pics!! She goes topless in the water… I love her too..
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hhhhmmmmmm…..well i will have to find out when she works so I can make sure to flirt with her when I come to your club!

BE is already experienced…a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets..
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dum du dum du dum du dum du du say yeah! (usher ft. luda)lol

@ BE

There are some great books, but for starters you can get ZANE’s PURPLE PANTIES. As you know, Zane is a freak like no other, and while she doesn’t have experience in girl-on-girl r/ships, she knows how lesbians crave a good book.

She published PURPLE PANTIES and the book is a collection of stories written by various lesbians.

There’s also A CIRCLE OF FRIENDS. This book is GREAT for your to read as well. I really enjoyed it.

There’s also THE BOOK OF SALT, which I found the characters to be very interesting. This woman was married with a child as well, but knew where her heart was.

ANYTHING by LUCINDA BROWN is good. I just read MY WOMAN HIS WIFE by Anna J.

Start with those and you’ll be on your way.

Lonette Lovie: well when I talk about sexual things its because im intrested and want to know some info about it. however my guy knows i come to this website and i tell him everyday what i learned or talk about. so we have open communication. I dont think what im doing is any form of cheating because im not just talking to one person im talking to everyone. I believe joking on a blog site can lead to something if that person chooses to go that direction however im just on her while im at work i have people i talk to and sometimes i just write bs comments.

ok I have a new subject!

Should married men or woman have explicit sex convos, with members of the opposite sex, even in a joking manner? Is it really a form of cheating on your spouse?

What would your spouse say if they could read some of the real explicit stuff you talk about with the opposite sex online? Would they feel disrespected?

What if you read some sexual bantering between your spouse and a member of the opposite sex, would you feel disrespected.

Can joking around on the blog site eventually lead to actual sex and has it happen in your past? How about your spouse, do you think it may have happened?

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i would be devestated! lmao

@BLAZE

Would you be in a r/ship with a married woman if the husband knew about it and didn’t mind?

Where are TINA and FALLIN POET when you need them.

I’m trying to have a cyber orgy.

@pedro: you know you like it

Lonnie

Well in anything you do you always have the choice to do the right thing or wrong thing.

yes, there are some things that may be disrespectful if you are careful you will cross the line.

every marriage is different and each couple has to establish their own boundaries. So to you what may be disrespectful may be totally acceptable for another married couple.

Depends on the couple.

@LONETTE LOVIE
“Tsk tsk Leave it to the single male to react so harshly if he feels someone is theathening to take away his toys. He could care less if every woman on here lost her husband because of his idiocy.”
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Would you have a threesome? You wouldn’t have to go down on another woman but you could suck breast. Would you do that?

@ DRO…..lmao whaddup fam…. you heard about yo boy’s from dipset beating up on NE-YO and TY-TY…smh

MISS BLAZE CONTINUE WHERE I LEFT OFF BEFORE I DRY UP LOL

Oh hey lil Bro @ Pedro

@BLAZE

I wrote down the books you mentioned and I’m going to check them out. Thanx.

Sorry I have an appointment….be back later!

MissBlaze43

Speaking of Zane, has anyone been checking out her series on Cinemax called Zane’s Sex Chronicles? It’s a cross between Sex and the City and Girlfriends.

Sarah Plain gave birth to a baby boy.

@ anonymous

Yeah, I’ve been catching that. Zane is doing big things now and expecially since she’s divorced from her hustand.

@ Brook Lynn

What’s up, you ready to continue? It’s on you now, baby.

@BLAZE

I think you might of scared Brooke off…. You might have to continue the story…

No by myself I’m not.

(((((BROOK LYNN)))))))

@ Man

I aint never scarred especially wit SEX lol

@ Pedro Hey Harlem KING, tell ya peoples to leave Neyo and Tah Tah alone, wit they ghetto asses I am mad at harlem now. lol

What in the HELL are y’all talking about up in here??
LOL
WOW! I rush off to a meeting, cuss a few folks out, and miss all the good sh–!!
Ok-so I tried catchin up on the thread. I ain’t bi but I’ll WATCH and CHEER OTHER PEOPLE ON!!
When and where????

Z and Brook cant expel me from no sauce family becuase i aint joined and dont plan on joining so get that str8!

@man
Wait, if I send a pic you will make the tape??????
If so I’m sending multiple pics to you…
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waiting….
wait!has the rogaine kicked in????

@ MAn

I’ve been used for “revenge sex” or “sex out of spite” before…. and recommended to others for the same purpose.

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You know what, u a real Perv, LMAO

Hotel plans?????did I miss something!

@ -Snoop

Nah but TY TY is Jay-z best/close friend so they just jumped him and Ne-yo’ dumb ass decided to get in the way lol

@brook Lol dont blame harlem ,Blame brooklyn for starting the whole thing , tryna mess wit Cam and co smh

@VEE
“What in the HELL are y’all talking about up in here??
LOL
WOW! I rush off to a meeting, cuss a few folks out, and miss all the good sh–!!
Ok-so I tried catchin up on the thread. I ain’t bi but I’ll WATCH and CHEER OTHER PEOPLE ON!!
When and where????”
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Come on now. You aren’t just a lil curious? Just a lil…

You are among friends.

@ Anonymous

Yo dawg wats gd ?

@QC704
“waiting….
wait!has the rogaine kicked in????
”
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LOL at Rogaine. I got you. Just don’t leave me hanging when you are supposed to send me some pics.

@miss blaze…

wow…
even more interesting…

(showers r fun tho)

@ -Snoop

Nah but TY TY is Jay-z best/close friend so they just jumped him and Ne-yo’ dumb ass decided to get in the way lol

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innocent Bi-stander…lol

@MISS BLAZE

I want to have phone sex with you.

@ Re-is that u talking like that?!?!? Oh my word!!!!!!
@Man-I wasnt curious but I am now, just a lil, oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

OMG. Okay, chill. 1TruDiva is in the house.

What’s up, Diva? Hope you had a wonderful Holiday. As you can see, Brook Lynn, and I are happy to see each other, too.

LOL!!!

@Vee

My word *fanning myself*

I just read that post…my actual comment is below that…

@1truDiva

My God…that is all I can say!

Lonette Lovie

ok I have a new subject!

Should married men or woman have explicit sex convos, with members of the opposite sex, even in a joking manner? Is it really a form of cheating on your spouse?

What would your spouse say if they could read some of the real explicit stuff you talk about with the opposite sex online? Would they feel disrespected?

What if you read some sexual bantering between your spouse and a member of the opposite sex, would you feel disrespected.

Can joking around on the blog site eventually lead to actual sex and has it happen in your past? How about your spouse, do you think it may have happened?
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The Same lady giving Internet Divorce Advice is telling ME to get a job lol and smh at the same time

@QC704
“wow…
even more interesting…

(showers r fun tho)”
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I would like to just chill with you. We could read this book called:

“My Woman, His Wife”

We could just curl up and read that together…

Sarah Palin is a national heroine. i think black people are marginalized and have refused to intergrate into mainstream. personally am proud of her. its a blessing.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD AFTERNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
I just gave blood and I am dizzy as hell!

@VEE
“-I wasnt curious but I am now, just a lil, oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
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See, nothing wrong with that. You don’t have to have a r/ship with the other female. Just let her go down on you and you know she will do it juuuuuuuust right.

It would be the perfect gift for a certain manager and father I know.

@ snoop

lol yeah dogg , wats good wit u today ?

@OSHIE

Welcome to the orgy…

@Breaking News

*blank stare*

This is the randomest post, ever in life.
I’m outta this one

*walking away in confusion*

Pedro… what up dawg? hey yall from what i hear SMDH aka Soy Sauce has the last word on the sauce family along with Hot Sauce, so i know she aint about to let Z in her world, maybe hot sauce world but not Smdh.. but what ever long as yall keep your paws off NIK u , im cool!

I like to give blood and then drink a bunch of Southern Comfort and smoke a pack of Marlboro Reds.

@ snoop

lol yeah dogg , wats good wit u today ?

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just passing time homie, getting ready to bring in the new year.

I always knew Brooke was into tossing salad.

@ King jaffe joe… hey i dunno but answer to one of your questions.. thats why i ride anon so ole girl cant be all up on my shyt, she says internet blogging aint her thing but i know she be lurking but she cant never put me to no picture or posting.. plus im good up in this bytch anyway so she cant complain.

LMAO @ Re while covering Mykel’s eyes!!!

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Oh No Re don’t leave, its not what it looks like… I mean… its not what u think… i meann…. damn I am really starting to sound like my man hahaha

@DIva Daughter

Oh my GOD Mykel, Auntie Brookie so sorry for doing this in the presence of your beatiful green eyes.

@ Anonymous

Nuffin dogg im just here man , hows the business going ? did u find a new job?

@Snoop

Oh ok big West coast party ? Dickes and Khackis only?

@man
would like to just chill with you. We could read this book called:

“My Woman, His Wife”

We could just curl up and read that together…
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lolz…
once again no comment…

i got my suspicions ab u man.
i c ur ready to pounce
on all the ladies in here
I DONT LIKE THAT!!!

ur back to curb status…
lmao…(peeping around the corner)

look wut the wind blew in

HEY PEDRO!!!

(bwahahahahha)

@ Man-nah I dont want another chick to go down on me. Rather, I’ve always wondered if women kiss as well as men. The tongue is an AMAZING thing–it sets the tone for any and ALL other activity with me. However, I will watch some bi action or threesome action. Sounds like Brook Lynn Choc and MzBlaze might be puttin on a show.
LOL-dont forget to invite meeeeeeeeeeee!!!

@Snoop

Oh ok big West coast party ? Dickes and Khackis only?

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negative

@man…

lmao lmao.
…….oh the things id say..
but im workin…

on that note…my lips are sealed..

I would like to just chill with you. We could read this book called:

“My Woman, His Wife”

We could just curl up and read that together…
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Man, can we curl up together and watch 2 girls 1 cup?

@VEE
“nah I dont want another chick to go down on me. Rather, I’ve always wondered if women kiss as well as men. The tongue is an AMAZING thing–it sets the tone for any and ALL other activity with me. However, I will watch some bi action or threesome action. Sounds like Brook Lynn Choc and MzBlaze might be puttin on a show.
LOL-dont forget to invite meeeeeeeeeeee!!!”
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Oh yeah… their kissing is so wonderful and soft. You should try it if you haven’t already. Chances are at least one of your female friends has fantasized about giving you a tongue bath.

I’m sure there is at least one female friend that you have fantasized about…

OH NO…

You’ve got me BLINDFOLDED – remember? You’ve got to prolong that. I’m going to have to switch that up.

Actually, I have Brook Lynn blindfolded AND handcuffed to the bed. Brook Lynn hates when I do this because she’s helpless and doesn’t know what I have planned for her. The ice and whipped creme are by the bed, but I start with the ice first.

Brook Lynn jumps when she feels the ice against her nipple. They stick out in anticipation as I lick the coldness with my tongue. I do the same to her other nipple and as Brook Lynn arches her back, I take the ice and place it on her lips.

@ QC704

Wt up b , wats really good

@snoop oh ok u spending time wit ur family ?

jim jones voice * familyyyyyyyyyy

@OSHIE
“Man, can we curl up together and watch 2 girls 1 cup?”
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Stop it… that makes my dick soft.

@ Diva

@ Brooke–

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don’t be trying to ’splain to Mykel now although those diamond studs I saw in the jewlery store at the mall will suffice as an apology!!

Lol!!!!!

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Mykel is beautiful and all, but tell her her Auntie Brookie is in a RECESSION for about 5 mo yrs cuz of the damn Bush Administration. so them diamonds gonna have to go on a cheap payment plan, LMAO

@snoop oh ok u spending time wit ur family ?

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pretty much

Damn I’m just going to have to hang back and read… too bad I don’t have my office anymore. Carry on, ladies…

@pedro

how u been
i missed u yesterday?!?!

@man
are you this nasty in
real life?

@ Snoop

Have u got kids ?

@ QC704

I been aight ,I did’nt come on that much cos my internets buggin , but ill email ya later , u at work?

@ Snoop

Have u got kids
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yeah three 6,7,8

Who is the bodyguard?? I’ll be his bodyguard LMAO!

Yes, class is over for today. And remember, blindfolds are no fun unless you’ve got the handcuffs to go with it.

@ Snoop

Have u got kids
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yeah three 6,7,8
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LMAO 12, 15, 37….

That’s what happens when you start having sex at 6 I guess

Have u got kids
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yeah three 6,7,8
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Damn not even a two year gap , all the same mamas?

Thanks Miss Blaze, now I have to go home and change my panties…

@QC704
“are you this nasty in
real life?”
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Yes.. I need help.

LMAO 12, 15, 37….

That’s what happens when you start having sex at 6 I guess

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lol, i started early….its cool though b/c its like i’m growing up with them

@OSHIE
“Thanks Miss Blaze, now I have to go home and change my panties…”
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No…. don’t change them. Just relax and let it flow…

@ Re

Did we scare you away? I hope not.

Damn not even a two year gap , all the same mamas?

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no, my 6 and 8 was with my girl @ the time… my 7 yr old daughter was actually from me cheating….

@VEE
“Wait!! No-class is NOT over!!
@ Man??? U tell ‘em-keep talkin dirty! LOL”
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Ain’t nobody said one thing that’s “dirty.” Not one thing.

Ima see what happened wit dat booty call tomorrow too.

@ Man, I just don’t care

@OSHIE
“Thanks Miss Blaze, now I have to go home and change my panties…”
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No…. don’t change them. Just relax and let it flow…
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Tell you what, since I feel like I’m sitting on a jelly donut right now, I’ll just take them off as needed and mail you the used ones, mmmk?

@ Snoop: lol, i started early….its cool though b/c its like i’m growing up with them
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I guess you still are even if you have them when you’re 30. But in some ways it’s better to have kids young because you have more energy.

@OSHIE
“Tell you what, since I feel like I’m sitting on a jelly donut right now, I’ll just take them off as needed and mail you the used ones, mmmk?”
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P.O.BOX 4303
BATON ROUGE LA 70821-4303

I’m glad you all liked that. Little do most of you know, you’ve just basically participated in my “Focus Group”.

Some of that stuff you just read comes from my manuscripts and if YOU liked it then that means somebody else will like it to, which means that hopefully I can sell a book or two.

So, thank you once again.

I guess you still are even if you have them when you’re 30. But in some ways it’s better to have kids young because you have more energy.

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what make you think i’m in my 30′s

@BLAZE
“I’m glad you all liked that. Little do most of you know, you’ve just basically participated in my “Focus Group”.

Some of that stuff you just read comes from my manuscripts and if YOU liked it then that means somebody else will like it to, which means that hopefully I can sell a book or two.

So, thank you once again.”
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How can I participate in more of your “Focus Groups?”

I guess you still are even if you have them when you’re 30. But in some ways it’s better to have kids young because you have more energy.

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what make you think i’m in my 30’s
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I didn’t say that, I said you are still growing up when you’re 30. I’m in my late 20s and I’m not grown yet.
I imagine you’re probably a spry 23.

WOW!! Oh Snoop-you were a naughty boy (wink). But Kudos to you for representin’ for ALL your kids. They all deserve love regardless of how they got here.
@ Man-I wanna have phone sex with MzBlaze too-lol
I’ve decided to have a quickie-Mr MGR is en route to my j-o-b right now!!
And whatcha mean aint nobody said nothing ‘dirty’ yet?? Why dont you lead the way??? Huh? Huh?

@ Man I just don’t know

I’ll let you know. I’ve got to keep checking you out some, see if you’re all about what you say you are.

Uh-uh Blaze (I’m waggin my finger). U a writer? Hot Damn so am I-we gotta talk. We goin put Zane outta biz………………..

@ Miss Blaze:
I’m glad you all liked that. Little do most of you know, you’ve just basically participated in my “Focus Group”.

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That actually made me lose focus…

And why does topics like this bring in 525 people and up??

It’s apparent and sad to see what things make black peoples minds go round.

And by the looks of things, not much at all.

@ Oshie-did u say you LOST focus???
LMAO

WOW!! Oh Snoop-you were a naughty boy (wink). But Kudos to you for representin’ for ALL your kids. They all deserve love regardless of how they got here.
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I’m still a catch, who want to start a black brady bunch, i got some paper….lmao j/k

Going to the tanning bed to to absorb carcinogenic UV rays into my skin and come out smelling like a perm. bbl8er!

LOL @ Me

I imagine you’re probably a spry 23
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26 yrs. old

I’m game Snoop: but you’ll hafta let me talk about my Eagles.
I got paper too and we can have mo’ kids together! You already got three: so I figure I can have two biologically and we can adopt a third to round out our Brady Bunch. I don’t plan on lettn nothing pass through here three times. How bout it????

Man u r a Horn dog, lol

hey I want phone sex wit Miss Blaze to, Man and Vee take a number and wait ya turn lol

@pedro
yessir,im workin as we speak.

@man…
umm i can
uhhh,help u…
umm wit these problems u have

@MISS BLAZE 43
“I’ll let you know. I’ve got to keep checking you out some, see if you’re all about what you say you are.”
__________________________________________________________

Well check me out boo. I love it when women are checking me out.

I’m all I say I am and more…

I’m game Snoop: but you’ll hafta let me talk about my Eagles.
I got paper too and we can have mo’ kids together! You already got three: so I figure I can have two biologically and we can adopt a third to round out our Brady Bunch. I don’t plan on lettn nothing pass through here three times. How bout it????

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IDK….that eagles thing is a bit of a deal breaker….lol

@QC704
“umm i can
uhhh,help u…
umm wit these problems u have”
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… thank you kind soul… I’ve needed this help for oh so long. Please, I beg of you, sit directly on my face.

@VEE
“I’m game Snoop: but you’ll hafta let me talk about my Eagles.
I got paper too and we can have mo’ kids together! You already got three: so I figure I can have two biologically and we can adopt a third to round out our Brady Bunch. I don’t plan on lettn nothing pass through here three times. How bout it????

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IDK….that eagles thing is a bit of a deal breaker….lol”
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I can give you two babies boo. They’ll be pretty too. I could even make room for the Eagles…

I WOULD HAVE MORE BABIES IF SOMEONE WILL PAY TO REVERSE MY TUBAL

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LOL I plan to get impregnated on March 6th, 2009 at 1:32am

@Oshie:

I guess. Even on the net we’re over-sexed. Boy get some n*ccas to talk about sex, boy……its a wrap.

Ah well, carry on with the sex talk.

@man

OH EMMMMM GEEEEEEEE

@BROOKE
“LOL I plan to get impregnated on March 6th, 2009 at 1:32am”
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**scheduling trip to New York for early March**

)….ANY TAKERS!!!
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didn’t you say your dude was 6′ 10? i’m only 6’2….i’m cool ma….lmao

Man u just spreadin your seed around and -ish!
But I can play my part for two purty babies and EAGLES banter now an’ then
Sorry Snoop-you shoulda bled green too!!!!
Gotta go, my man’s here. Time to put my leg(s) up…
LOL

@Miss Blaze – YOU ARE THE MASTER!!! LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU FINISH YOUR BOOK, I’LL BUY ABOUT 5 COPIES!!

@Brookie – I always knew you ways freaky but you are the Queen of all things freaky!!

and it is not even freay friday!! what a treat

Ok…I think it’s safe to say that this blog isn’t about Beyonce anymore…

@ Man

**scheduling trip to New York for early March**

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LOL, I am stopping my Birth control in Jan so I can get pregnant on March 6th @1:32am so that I can give Birth on DEcember 12th 2009. That is a very special day for me.

@Vee – Gotta go, my man’s here. Time to put my leg(s) up…
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NICE LUNCH….I’m jealous

@QC704
“OH EMMMMM GEEEEEEEE”
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Yes that’s right. Just sit right on down and close your eyes…. Ima take care of the rest.

@VEE
“Man u just spreadin your seed around and -ish!
But I can play my part for two purty babies and EAGLES banter now an’ then
Sorry Snoop-you shoulda bled green too!!!!
Gotta go, my man’s here. Time to put my leg(s) up…
LOL”
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Yeah.. I have a certificate that guarantees I will produce purdy babies for you. LOL.

Rub your cat for me.

Snoop don’t you have a girlfriend? or fiance?

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@ BE…. i told her i was cool….i’m trying to be faithful, but she forcing herself on me…..lol

Snoop= “Green light

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elaborate my dear

@man
….

ok.
you win…

im plopping down now.

Jesus I need to stop my Bey infatuation…lol

@brook

lmao at u namin evry1 after bey..
hahha

@QC704
“….

ok.
you win…

im plopping down now.”
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Thank you!!

“ddeee..allfkujoljalrlj”
**muffled sounds**

(I could do this every day!!)

@OH LAWDY

who u protectin?!?!

@QC704

I can tell by your pic you are real juicey. Have you ever squirted before?

@man

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

nooooouhhhhhhhhcommmeeennnnttttuhohoooooooo

@Snoop

Snoop= “Green light

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elaborate my dear

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Certainly dear: Read carefully

Give it to mama
Give it give it
Give it to mama mama (oh)
Give it
Give it to mama mama

For some strange reason (huh)
You done pleasing me like it’s OK (Oh oh oh)
Like a perm that’s been left too long
It’s like a burn
The result is it just won’t take (Oh oh oh)
I can see
Now it’s all coming so clear to me now
I can see
Misinterpreted all of my naiveness
Was just thinking if I had no you
Than I can’t do
My stock just went up over 2 million

So if you want to (uh uh huh uh uh)
You got the green light (uh uh huh uh uh)
So if you want to (uh uh huh uh uh)
You got the green light (uh uh huh uh uh)
So if you want to (want to, want to) (uh uh huh uh uh)
You got the green light (uh uh huh uh uh)
So if you want to (uh uh huh uh uh)
You got the green light (uh uh huh uh uh)
Give it to mama

Go go go go
Go go go go
Go go go go
Go go RED LIGHT (ah) GREEN LIGHT!

@ Brook (the cheater)

I just had to take a short break to express my hurt feelings!! I would have completed an “Anger Management” and/or a “How to reduce your personalities down to One” class and even been willing to join hands with Oshie and sing We are the World for you baby! But instead I find you on here shamelessly cheating on me!

Seriously though…can we share her?????

>> computer off <<

@QC704

I bet your squirt is soooo delicious. I can tell. Ima be imagining that taste the rest of the day.

Please squirt on me.

Don’t 4get to sign, this is for a great cause

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/say-no-to-beyonce-at-the-inaguration

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/say-no-to-beyonce-at-the-inaguration

@brook

lmao at u namin evry1 after bey..
hahha

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@qc

I forgot my dear, u left for a moment, u cane be “Cater to you”" Oh yea…lol

dear oh lawdy

man has taken it too far.
i would been cool if he didnt
ask me that question…((insert sniffles))
((grabbin panties))

i wanna go homeeeeee((insert massive sobs
like a 4yr old))

It’s still hard for me to believe that a girl like Beyonce would go for such an ugly motha ________ .

@Snoop – oh just asking

Oh lawdy leave Snoop alone he is trying to be good 2 is a difficult age for being good especially for men!!

@ Brooke – Freak em dress – I like that! my alter ego is Miss Independent! with you because I want to not because I have to….

@QC704
“dear oh lawdy

man has taken it too far.
i would been cool if he didnt
ask me that question…((insert sniffles))
((grabbin panties))

i wanna go homeeeeee((insert massive sobs
like a 4yr old”
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I’m sorry. Don’t be like that, no harm was intended.

@ Julips (the Victim)

@ Brook (the cheater)

I just had to take a short break to express my hurt feelings!! I would have completed an “Anger Management” and/or a “How to reduce your personalities down to One” class and even been willing to join hands with Oshie and sing We are the World for you baby! But instead I find you on here shamelessly cheating on me!

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Baby, your right, I am a cheater, I fugged up, but Boy was Miss Blaze worth it!! LOL Yea let’s share, your the best Cyber girlfriend ever. Oh and make sure u tell flippin the script I said “F*ck You” lol

@brook

i refuse to be
cater to u
i will be
“T Shirt”
kthx

@Man – man has taken it too far.
i would been cool if he didnt
ask me that question…((insert sniffles))
((grabbin panties))

i wanna go homeeeeee((insert massive sobs
like a 4yr old))

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STOP SCARING THIS BABY!!!! I am calling the predator team on you

It is okay Q – you will learn about squirting and remember this day!

what are yall talking about I went on break….

@man.

you keep screwin
up…((wiping snot from my nose))
im 2 posts away from
bein mad at you!!!!!!

smh at u makin me
dry up

lolz

Pedro = “Survivor”
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Survivor , really ? Every one elses name had a meaning , mine was a defualt beyonce song smh how could you do that big sis lol

@be
you look verty pretty

andd..ur right ab learning…
umm im gonna
copy paste and print all this
ALL OF IT!!!

Ok, so I’m back……..whew! What’s goin’ on up in hea???

@Q – thanks! Learning is the fun part!

@Pedro – please get Q from Man…

I’m back and burnt to a crisp! I smell bacon!

Oh The Entire Sauce Family=Most likely to go Postal

lol

@brook lynn

“most likely to scream rape on man”

u rite.

@Brook – Pedro= Most likey to be a stick up kid
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aww don’t say that about Pedro

Pedro – Most likely to own a music production company (there you go cyber nephew)

@Vee – aww man I feel your glow through the computer!!! I am green with envy yet happy for you!

Check on it – I love that song with the remix

BROOK: GLAD IM NOT ON THE LIST

OSHIE and OH LAWDY ARE FUNNY TO ME THEY ALWAYS HAVE ME LAUGHING

@QC704
Ok… Sorry QC704. The thought of you squirting was just too perfect for me not to ask.

I promise I’m a real gentlemen.

Brook: you can handle all that if not may i help

HAHAHAHA @SNOOP!!!

snoop: why you had to mention his name now my lunch coming up

@Brook – Pedro= Most likey to be a stick up kid
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aww don’t say that about Pedro

Pedro – Most likely to own a music production company (there you go cyber nephew)
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@ BE – thanks virtual aunt lol

@brook- i get the worst thing on the list……again smh

I GAVE YOU A CLASS NAME BROOK!!!

@ Brook Lynn-dont leave my sista. I aint mad I just want a diff song.
PS-I just got your email I was so excited.
Wow-my lunch break has me feeling soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo goooooooooooooooooooddddd…

NOT A GOOD PLAN CUZ IT WOULD BE ALL AT ONE TIME BE

@QC704

where did you go? Tell you what, you can ask me a question…

@Man: Um How you just going to volunteer Oshie for me I dont remeber discussing that MAN!!!

Erotism:

http://www.planetzane.net/

NOT A GOOD PLAN CUZ IT WOULD BE ALL AT ONE TIME BE

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Oh a gang bang…well she is pretty skilled she might be okay plus ATX chick said she would help.

vee: what you doing? thats making you feel this way (getting nervous)

@BOSSLADEE

“Wow-my lunch break has me feeling soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo goooooooooooooooooooddddd”
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Did you give him a full course meal or just an appetizer for later?????

@Afiya- Hey!! thanks for the link!

BE: Not all at once (running now)…

@ATXCHICK
” Um How you just going to volunteer Oshie for me I dont remeber discussing that MAN!!!”
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Yeah I know. But strong minds make quick decisions. You weren’t around at the time.

I’m sorry if I was wrong. I can make it up to you. Do you squirt?

On a side note – you guys have to go to essence . com and see the pictures of Eva and Lance they are soooo beautiful!

Man: i can squirt out of my mouth

lmao : strong minds make quick decisions

Aw, Man feels bad. I can feel it thru the pc. That’s sweet of you.
QC704 went to handle her biz: u know when you’re young, explicit talk makes you nervous-but excited!
Who knows what she’s doing now?!?!?!!
As for me, I just had some oral pleasure for lunch: quite a tongue-lashin’. Boo-yah!!!!
I can’t wait to leave work and finish what I started. I’m leaving early today:-)

@ATXCHICKS
” i can squirt out of my mouth

lmao : strong minds make quick decisions”
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I see, so you’ve never squirted out of your other set of lips?

@Brook – not only do you know all the Beyonce songs you know what all them songs mean..you are a true STAN!!

@ ATX: why you gotta be so put off by a fake e-lesbian cyber relationship with me? I think there are worse choices. C’mon baybee…

@VEE
“Aw, Man feels bad. I can feel it thru the pc. That’s sweet of you.
QC704 went to handle her biz: u know when you’re young, explicit talk makes you nervous-but excited!
Who knows what she’s doing now?!?!?!!
As for me, I just had some oral pleasure for lunch: quite a tongue-lashin’. Boo-yah!!!!
I can’t wait to leave work and finish what I started. I’m leaving early today:-)”
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I would love to take you to lunch.

@ATX – BE: Not all at once (running now)…

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Oh my bag…LOL!

smh

yall got me scrollin thru my phonebook
i mite end up callin the old bf back
ughhhhhhhh

blast this wetness((shakes fists))

Vee: Get it girl do the damn thing must be extra nice (throwing balloons) (hi-5)

I wish I could squirt

Well Brook Lynn, u aint NEVA lied. Speakin of which, Neyo/Jamie Foxx’s ‘She Got Her Own’ is my jam right about now!!!

@ATX
“why you gotta be so put off by a fake e-lesbian cyber relationship with me? I think there are worse choices. C’mon baybee…”
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Yeah. Oshie’s nice looking too. A “girly girl.”

What could be better eating you out than a girly girl? I beg of you, what?

CAN I PUT A GRAVIE OF MY TWAT UP I FEEL LIKE SHOWIN OFF MY FRESH WAX ANS MY PIERCINGS

Oshie: i have rules for my cyper relationship I DONT LICK other than that nice to meet you BABE

LOL…y’all was getting (me) kinda hot in here so I thought you can go were all the hotness really is!

@vee
Aw, Man feels bad. I can feel it thru the pc. That’s sweet of you.
QC704 went to handle her biz: u know when you’re young, explicit talk makes you nervous-but excited!
Who knows what she’s doing now?!?!?!!
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ahh rats knees.
you got me……….i had to wipe down a few thangs
smh

@QC704
“smh

yall got me scrollin thru my phonebook
i mite end up callin the old bf back
ughhhhhhhh

blast this wetness((shakes fists))”
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I wish I was in your phonebook and lived near you. LOL. You wouldn’t even remember your ol boyfriends name.

well what in the high water hell i done stepped into! everybody is gettin a whippin! lol!

@ATX – Oshie: i have rules for my cyper relationship I DONT LICK other than that nice to meet you BABE

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speaking of which..what did you Oh Lawdy do to Joey B?? I haven’t seen him post in about 2 weeks!

oh lawdy: sure go ahead LMAO

@ ATX-cyber hi-five!! It was muy excellente!!
@Man-u so NASTY! I just LUV it!!
@ Oshie-What?? YOU cant squirt?!?!? I’m shocked. U MUST be kiddn… I tell u its the BEST feeling and for me personally, it’s a rarity so I enjoy it that more. I don’t know what’s better: squirting or the 5 seconds after, when this relaxing ”whoosh” sweeps down over you. Its the BEST most euphoric feeling-makes me dizzy sometimes(I’m grinning like McNABB showin’ ALL my teeth)!!

@ ATX: That’s what they all say… at first.
Don’t worry, I’ll take care of you.

Do you squirt?

Be: i dont know what happen maybe he still sore we did work him it took several days for my knees to heal… Oshie you know what happen to joey b

HE WAS ON THE OTHER DAY BE!! AINT HE A CUTIE ME AND TIMTIM DONT AGREE ON NOTHING BUT WE BOTH AGREE THAT HE CAN GET IT!!!

Oshie: only by mouth how you do the other i havent explored my body that way before

@VEE
“-What?? YOU cant squirt?!?!? I’m shocked. U MUST be kiddn… I tell u its the BEST feeling and for me personally, it’s a rarity so I enjoy it that more. I don’t know what’s better: squirting or the 5 seconds after, when this relaxing ”whoosh” sweeps down over you. Its the BEST most euphoric feeling-makes me dizzy sometimes(I’m grinning like McNABB showin’ ALL my teeth)!!”
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I DAMN NEAR NUTTED READING THAT!!! OMG!!!

YOU GOT ME “MCNABBIN” MY ASS OFF!!

i never really had a orgasm im not lieing i always stop when i get that feeling

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

@ ATX-cyber hi-five!! It was muy excellente!!
@Man-u so NASTY! I just LUV it!!
@ Oshie-What?? YOU cant squirt?!?!? I’m shocked. U MUST be kiddn… I tell u its the BEST feeling and for me personally, it’s a rarity so I enjoy it that more. I don’t know what’s better: squirting or the 5 seconds after, when this relaxing ”whoosh” sweeps down over you. Its the BEST most euphoric feeling-makes me dizzy sometimes(I’m grinning like McNABB showin’ ALL my teeth)!!

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OH MY LAWD! WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS ROOM! LOL!! VEEE!!!! WHAT?!?!? IM DEAD!!! LMAO!

@ATXCHICK
“only by mouth how you do the other i havent explored my body that way before”
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Please allow Oshie to chart those waters… You won’t regret it.

@Oh Lawdy – HE WAS ON THE OTHER DAY BE!! AINT HE A CUTIE ME AND TIMTIM DONT AGREE ON NOTHING BUT WE BOTH AGREE THAT HE CAN GET IT!!!

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Oh okay, thanks! Yeah he is def a cutie!

Do you squirt?
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i just squirted in my boxers…..lol….j/k

Man: anything you say

@ATXCHICK
“i never really had a orgasm im not lieing i always stop when i get that feeling”
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I’m in Lousisiana…

@ Vee
@ Brook Lynn

I’m back, y’all. Vee you’re writing too? Let me ask you, how come it takes damn near a year for you to receive your Copyright Certificate? I hear it’ll take about four if you do it on-line. I’ll have to look into that some more.

@ BE
@ Oshie Ya’ll still on?

@Brook – not only do you know all the Beyonce songs you know what all them songs mean..you are a true STAN!!

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LOL @ Be

Uh Be, does Stan= Stalker? lol

hell everybody prob squirted some kind of way today with all this talk

@ATXCHICK
“Man: anything you say”
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I would never steer you wrong. I love to help.

TIMTIM WANTS JOEY BAD!!!

@FEMALES

Do you squirt?

Just respond with a yes or no…

@qc704-see, I knew u were up to somethin’!!
Uh-oh, I see I started some sh– in here huh? LMAO
@ Man-get a hold of yourself!!! Haha-but I swear squirting’s the BEST! I lose control of myself for a number of seconds, get dizzy and start moaning like a crazy person. I have to be very still and wait to get my equilibrium back.
Forgive me Mandah-u know I dont usually talk this way but what the hell?! U know u my homie:-)

@Miss Blaze – You back huh!!

@ATXChick – squirting comes after the orgasm but only when that special spot is being touched and warmed over. don’t stop at the orgasm you’ll never squirt…it does feel like you have to go to the bathroom but just hang on for the ride. You won’t regret it!! trust!

SKEET SKEET SKEET JUST CALL ME WATERBLASTER 1974

*Peeking in the doorway*

…is it safe?

@VEE
“get a hold of yourself!!! Haha-but I swear squirting’s the BEST! I lose control of myself for a number of seconds, get dizzy and start moaning like a crazy person. I have to be very still and wait to get my equilibrium back.
Forgive me Mandah-u know I dont usually talk this way but what the hell?! U know u my homie:-)”
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Have you done this into the face/mouth of the dude?????????

**please say yes**

SKEET SKEET SKEET JUST CALL ME WATERBLASTER 1974

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Errr…..

*Closing the door behind me softly*

waterblaster 1974: girl stop!

Squirt – yes, of course. not every time but each time the feeling lasts like 2 weeks I swear!

@QC704

Don’t leave…

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

@qc704-see, I knew u were up to somethin’!!
Uh-oh, I see I started some sh– in here huh? LMAO
@ Man-get a hold of yourself!!! Haha-but I swear squirting’s the BEST! I lose control of myself for a number of seconds, get dizzy and start moaning like a crazy person. I have to be very still and wait to get my equilibrium back.
Forgive me Mandah-u know I dont usually talk this way but what the hell?! U know u my homie:-)

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lol now i cant wait to get home! lol chile!

@RE – come back!

OMFG!!!

Be and Lawdy both squirt and are bi-curious!!!
**pulling out condom**

ATXChick

i never really had a orgasm im not lieing i always stop when i get that feeling
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You don’t know? I’m on a personal mission to save women like you.

@ Miss Blaze, I know its such a Be-yatch to get copywritten. I’m self published with 3 novels: for the 1st one I did the ‘poor man’s copywright’: u know, mailed it to myself. I had a hook-up, a diff author who claimed he could expedite the process for me but-no such luck. I’m close to NYC these days so I plan to handle all my literary issues in the new year. We must talk more!!
@ATX-I used to draw back instead of having an orgasm cuz I was scared too. But once I learned to let it go……..Jesus Mary AND Joseph-ok?!?!?!?!?!
@ OH LAWDY-u are funny as hell! Small favors huh?? LOL
And, finally…MAN-Yes, my ex almost fell off the bed many-a-time catchin’ my _______ in his mouth. Maybe that’s why he cried and lost ten lbs when I left…

I don’t squirt, I just gush. Does that count?

@Man – you are so nasty….don’t pull out condom – go take a shower!! or bird shower since you might be at work!

the first time i made a girl squirt i thought she was pissing on me, (18) now i know how to make all women squirt its a secret though

@VEE
“Yes, my ex almost fell off the bed many-a-time catchin’ my _______ in his mouth. Maybe that’s why he cried and lost ten lbs when I left…”
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My mouth is hanging open right now just thinking about it…

@man.

honey im here…
im actaully
workin

made some lunch money today
yesssssssss!!!!

why do women like when you pulled their hair and slap them hard on the ass? do that feel good to yall?

Oh I’ll be damn! If today’s thread is any indication you do NOT want to work for Zane. If anything her church-lady-frying-fish-on-Good-Friday-looking-arse should work for YOU! Plus, I’m leary of her. She tried to steal an idea from me six years ago, when I mailed her an excerpt from my 1st book to see if she’s publish me under Sepia books. I saw my idea as a foreword she wrote for someone else: I faked like a lawyer and called her company and threatened to sue. I bet you her curler-dent having ass sent me a check for 5 g’s…girl like I said we gots-ta TALK!! We can do biz and make this paper ya heard! Then I’d have more free time to…squirt:-)

I think all of us in here need to seek professional mental help.. how did we get here? lmao

@Brooke – I feel Fat, I just ate 4 Jolly Ranches, 3 cups of milk, a spoon full of Tricks cereal, 1 Egg Roll and like 5 M &M’s and its only 3pm. I am getting LIPO
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Take a double dose of laxative and drink water!

@Snoop – why do women like when you pulled their hair and slap them hard on the ass? do that feel good to yall?
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It enhances the experience, so yes it feels good.

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

Oh I’ll be damn! If today’s thread is any indication you do NOT want to work for Zane. If anything her church-lady-frying-fish-on-Good-Friday-looking-arse should work for YOU! Plus, I’m leary of her. She tried to steal an idea from me six years ago, when I mailed her an excerpt from my 1st book to see if she’s publish me under Sepia books. I saw my idea as a foreword she wrote for someone else: I faked like a lawyer and called her company and threatened to sue. I bet you her curler-dent having ass sent me a check for 5 g’s…girl like I said we gots-ta TALK!! We can do biz and make this paper ya heard! Then I’d have more free time to…squirt:-)
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I love you.

@Snoop

“why do women like when you pulled their hair and slap them hard on the ass? do that feel good to yall?”

Maybe it’s the old LL jam. . .”Pull my hair and smack me from the back”

The sensation of having a clumb of my tresses yanked is oddly erotic.

*darts out of thread*

@VEE
“LMAO, I have no words…”
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You don’t have to say anything. Just the thought of you squirtin up in my face and mouth has made my day and will have me on hard the rest of the day.

Thanx.

Oopsy. . .I meant “clump” lol

I take that back, I might have squirted one time when I had this one night stand with a firefighter… no wonder he was stalking me… hrmmm…

snoop bloggy blog

why do women like when you pulled their hair and slap them hard on the ass? do that feel good to yall?

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ohh hell yes! hot damn im glad i leave early!

The fireman, he was the fireman, he was the fireman…

LOL
He had a firehose.

@SYDNEY
““why do women like when you pulled their hair and slap them hard on the ass? do that feel good to yall?”

Maybe it’s the old LL jam. . .”Pull my hair and smack me from the back”

The sensation of having a clumb of my tresses yanked is oddly erotic.

*darts out of thread”
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GASP!!

**loading gun and looking for “Film”**

Im a lil different I actually like for a man to allow me to pee on them, now that will REALLY enhance my sexual gratification.. Yum!

my fantasy is going out in the middle of a football field with the sprinklers on…. i have many

qc704: thats what i said I cant see myself doing that and taking them out (shaking head no)

@syd – Hey! I did read that article about the death rate of african americans. That is soooo disturbing

I wish I could make money by writing.
I tried once, it didn’t work.

2nd fantasy= bust a nut soon as the clock strikes twelve on new years eve

@Be: whats going on with the death rate of a.americans? being nosey

You have got these chicks all wet. Do you write for cosmopolitan or something? I have scrolled down and am like “This guy is good with the ladies”

@BROOKE
“Im a lil different I actually like for a man to allow me to pee on them, now that will REALLY enhance my sexual gratification.. Yum!”
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I see, I see…. Is this directly in the face/mouth???? Or does it matter?

Fantasy:

In Aruba on the beach with my husband and a 6 foot Carribean beauty with big breast and a big ole butt!! I think i would like be a watcher or voyeur for this one!!!!

I like being spanked but kinda light, not like you’re trying to teach your kids a lesson on my ass.

LOL @ Man

And it’s good to have the hair grabbed by the root, so it doesn’t hurt.

Hey BE!

OK, have a good day, all.

*leaving thread*

@Vee – okay…we will talk! Good night have fun!

bye VEE

@ Mandah: I had a boyfriend once and the cops knew us by name.

snoop bloggy blog

2nd fantasy= bust a nut soon as the clock strikes twelve on new years eve

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*taking notes* lmao!

@ BE

I’ve written your e-mail down and will definitely holla. Yeah, I’m ready to leave Corporate American – it’s been good to me, but with the economy wht eway it is – it’s time to switch the game up and do for self. Corporate American isn’t so Corporate anymore because now, it’s every man for himself.

@ATX – the death rate for african americans has increased while the overall death rate has gone down. According to the studies this is mostly due to black on black crime. I haven’t fully googled it just read that one article but it is sad.

Bye Vee! Pray esstra hard for me because I plan on sinning a LOT tonight!

@BROOKE
“Im a lil different I actually like for a man to allow me to pee on them, now that will REALLY enhance my sexual gratification.. Yum!”
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I see, I see…. Is this directly in the face/mouth???? Or does it matter?

@ Man

No a Body shot, I actually aim pretty well too. Or so I been told

SORRY GUYS I HAVE NO FANTASY, I HAVE LIVED THEM ALL, I AM MORE OF AN ADVENTURER..

Wait I do have 1 Fantasy, to fugg a really really really really really old guy like 100, I wanna see what a d*ck look like at that age. all nice a wrinkely lol

In Aruba on the beach with my husband and a 6 foot Carribean beauty with big breast and a big ole butt!! I think i would like be a watcher or voyeur for this one!!!!
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Damn b is that you lol? wat kinda faloney u dreaming bout

I’ve been hard for 3 consecutive hours now…

Bye, Sydney

@Miss Blaze – @ BE

I’ve written your e-mail down and will definitely holla. Yeah, I’m ready to leave Corporate American – it’s been good to me, but with the economy wht eway it is – it’s time to switch the game up and do for self. Corporate American isn’t so Corporate anymore because now, it’s every man for himself.

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True and the only way to become financially independent is to find a way to create your own money. the only people who become rich in corporations are the shareholders!

LMAO
man has a STANNNNNNN

@BROOKE
“No a Body shot, I actually aim pretty well too. Or so I been told

SORRY GUYS I HAVE NO FANTASY, I HAVE LIVED THEM ALL, I AM MORE OF AN ADVENTURER..

Wait I do have 1 Fantasy, to fugg a really really really really really old guy like 100, I wanna see what a d*ck look like at that age. all nice a wrinkely lol”
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I think we are way too compatible sexually….. wait. You do the anal bead thing don’t you? Nevermind. LOL.

@Pedro – In Aruba on the beach with my husband and a 6 foot Carribean beauty with big breast and a big ole butt!! I think i would like be a watcher or voyeur for this one!!!!
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Damn b is that you lol? wat kinda faloney u dreaming bout

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Not a felony…just a fantasy….you never know it is not illegal to watch your husband have sex..is it?

@QC704

So, what’s ur fantasy???

brook: i think its time for a nap gone to far that egg roll got to your head 100 year old man he prob cant even get it up…

I think we are way too compatible sexually….. wait. You do the anal bead thing don’t you? Nevermind. LOL.

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LOL Only when its by request

LOL Man has a Stan man has a Stan….loo

@ BE & ATX

In New York its the TEEN death rate that has risen. I’m still stuck on that beautiful 15 year old who killed those two men in the Bronx. She’s down the The Bloods and they call her ‘Lady Red’ and she’s ruthless as hell they say.

If you saw this girls picture you wouldn’t think someone so beautiful could have such a cold heart, but she does. Sad.

@Man – I’ve been hard for 3 consecutive hours now…

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This is why I told you to go take a shower!! See you don’t listen

@BE
“I’ve been hard for 3 consecutive hours now…

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This is why I told you to go take a shower!! See you don’t listen”
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I’m such a pervert. I’m waiting on one of my coworkers to walk by my desk. Ima give her an eyefull…

**evil laugh**

Careful Man, you don’t want to make a trip to Doctor Pokey do you?

Guys I dont know whats wrong wit me…I am freakin out today, Im gonna take my girl ATX advise and take a nap.. see yall in a bit

@OSHIE
“Careful Man, you don’t want to make a trip to Doctor Pokey do you?”
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are you determined to kill my hard?????

BROOK LYNN

did u jus say u wanted 2 see
a 100 yr old
dick…

THATS IT.
U ARE IN TIMEOUT.
A BIG FAT TIMEOUT!!!!!

I’ve been hard for 3 consecutive hours now
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don’t get the blue balls homie…lol ( bad bizness)

@ Man: I’m just trying to protect your unit.

man you the man: Shemale why?

@Miss blaze – @ BE & ATX

In New York its the TEEN death rate that has risen. I’m still stuck on that beautiful 15 year old who killed those two men in the Bronx. She’s down the The Bloods and they call her ‘Lady Red’ and she’s ruthless as hell they say.

If you saw this girls picture you wouldn’t think someone so beautiful could have such a cold heart, but she does. Sad.

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i read about this too.. what is wrong with the kids today??? they need their mothers and fathers a shame, even when the parents are around sometimes they are absent. I would stomp a mudhole in any one of my children before I let them join a gang!

ATC because i am bisexual

miss blaze: i read a little about that yesterday i dont know what this world is coming to but yes i have to agree it is sad but you never will know who will flip out and do the wierdest thing. just thinking how she ruin her life she didnt even have a chance to have fun with her life but she messed that up. thats why im going to try my best to raise my daughters up right with manners and provide them with what they need and not want.

@Mandah – yeah i was in an arcade….in the driving game with the lil side covers…wait that was a photo booth at the mall lol
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driving game with the side covers – photo booth

I likes these both

Is it better to try during slow time or busy time?

man: use baby oil see you when you get back

I wish I had some red velvet cake.

@ATX – thats why im going to try my best to raise my daughters up right with manners and provide them with what they need and not want.
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It is hard raising kids in todays world and too many do not have one ounce of manners. They gett F’s and the parents buy them all kinds of stuff. I agree with you no overkill on the gifts. I do indulge my children but try not to go too far. Kids need attention and guidance and discipline (beatings if necessary)

@ATXCHICK
” use baby oil see you when you get back”
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I keep baby oil at my desk at work. I swear…

man you the man : oh okay just asking… are you a women or a man

man: you better not jack that snake at work….

Man you need to release your soldiers, don’t keep bringing them up to the front lines and then sending them back to the base.

@Man – OMG!! I thought I was the only one that way. LOL. Yeah, I’m all “professional” looking with the Obama haircut and ish. Women are always surprised by me, they always initially describe me as “cute” and “a sweet guy.”……. initially.

**more evil laughter**

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you are crazy!! and knowingly mslead people!

man you the man: you are crazy you took it just for that…. shaking head

BE

@Mandah – yeah i was in an arcade….in the driving game with the lil side covers…wait that was a photo booth at the mall lol
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driving game with the side covers – photo booth

I likes these both

Is it better to try during slow time or busy time?
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we were there when the mall was kinda empty lol just so happens a sheriff was a walking by… mofo messed up my nut! lol he let us off with a small public indecency fine cuz he thought we were like 18 lol. that photo strip is awesome, ass + package lol…

im outt yall seen u tommorow! lol

@ATXCHICK
” you better not jack that snake at work….”
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You gotta do what you gotta do sometimes. That’s what bathrooms are made for.

BRB.

oshie: Lmao yeah man i take back what i said release the marching ants they want to be free…

@ BE and ATXChick

Yes, BE, exactly. I was watching BLACK SNAKE MOAN yesterday – an excellent movie. I can see myself chaining my daughters up to keep them off drugs – the same way Samuel Jackson had to chain that girl up to keep her from having sex with everybody.

Our youth have gone kapput a long time ago. But with our economy the way it is it’s escalated. I told y’all just before the Holidays to look out and see how these kids are going to act when they find out mom or dad just lost their jobs and they can’t get them damn Jordan’s for Christmas that they’ve been eyeing.

They haven’t delved into that girls family, yet, but of course the father is like, “my daughter is innocent.”

@Oshie – Oh, those men make me want to wear that kinda stuff. Maybe that makes me a pervert?

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Yes this makes you a pervert!!! LOL!!

@BE
“you are crazy!! and knowingly mslead people!”
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I don’t “mislead” people…. they just make assumptions based off my appearance. LOL. I can’t do anything about that.

I never deny being a freak though. LOL.

ATX it was experimental and i wanted to gangbang. what a lifetime experience. i love BSDM.

@Miss Blaze – They haven’t delved into that girls family, yet, but of course the father is like, “my daughter is innocent.”

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See…that is soo off centered..my daughter would not have made it to trial, I would have kicked her ass!! Seriously

Have they made a p o r n o out of Black Snake Moan yet? *looking at Man*

man you the man: should of got it on tape to last a lifetime

@BE

my parents have jacked me up plenty of times

including my mom
and shes only 5ft2

beatings and getting jacked up
by a little lady
makes u think twice ab killin
folks all willy nilly

My exwife and i used to snowball. jizz in her mouth then kiss back and forth

@ BE

In aruba No , Watching him do it on the beach before 9:00 in aruba , yes very illegal

@QC704

Do you go for the clean cut look or the thugged out look?

@Man – I don’t “mislead” people…. they just make assumptions based off my appearance. LOL. I can’t do anything about that.

I never deny being a freak though. LOL.

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Yeah, I take that back. people often think I am quiet because i look quiet and shy. So okay….for now

I have to protect my privacy. i want to be a congressman someday

@QC – my parents have jacked me up plenty of times

including my mom
and shes only 5ft2

beatings and getting jacked up
by a little lady
makes u think twice ab killin
folks all willy nilly

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and see you are better for it!!

man you the man: i hope your goals come to life anything is possible

@Pedro – In aruba No , Watching him do it on the beach before 9:00 in aruba , yes very illegal

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is this 9 am or 9 pm???

man i been beat by my mother so many times guess thats why i am the women i am today

Who mederates this place. i normally get censored at huffingtonpost.com all the time.

@Man you the man – Who mederates this place. i normally get censored at huffingtonpost.com all the time.

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There is some censoring but you can say alot of curses..so let it rip!

@ Man: LOL yeah and I’ll treat you like dirt too.

Thanx ATX. whats the acronym?

@OSHIE
“LOL yeah and I’ll treat you like dirt too.”‘
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MY ERECTION COMING BACK STRONG NOW!!

thankx Oshie!!

sorry i had a out burst

“Thanx ATX. whats the acronym?”
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A Texas Chick.

@Man you the Man – you can not say P O R N O

man: i thought you left to release your energy

@man

i dont discriminate.
if u look good
u look good.

man: Austin Texas Chick 512 yeah we on the map to

@Be What does it take to get censored?

I like em good and thuggy.
I like undressing a man and seeing a gun holster or bullet proof vest. Is that wrong?

@BE
“Well I am sure the women at your job don’t know how freaky you are…some of it might enjoy it if they found out.”
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Oh yeah, no doubt. One of my coworkers, an older lady, wanted to get plowed. She was telling she would be discreet because she is “happily married” with children. LOL.

I got my eye on this quiet girl. That’s the one who I want to give an “eyefull” too. I sense she would let me bust in her face….

Are you close to Grand Praire. Thats my hood

okay peeps…gotta go!!

TTYL

man – be good
oshie – get good
Miss Blaze – I’ll look out for your e-mail
man you the man – enjoy

@QC704
“i dont discriminate.
if u look good
u look good.”
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I see, i see…

Be: LOL @ get good… yes ma’am I’ll try! Maybe!

Sorry be. you read my mind and answered the question i was about to ask.

@ATX – Good night!

@QC – Good night! watch out for Man

Oshie : no thats not wrong i like to undress a man and notice he is wearing pink lacey boy shorts yummy (just kidding)

Man you the man: are you talking to me Grand Praire?

Be: ttyl good night im still counting down till 5

I got my eye on this quiet girl. That’s the one who I want to give an “eyefull” too. I sense she would let me bust in her face
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yeah them be the freakiest ones

Question: How do you remove or prevent lint pills on your garments?

@OSHIE
“I like em good and thuggy.
I like undressing a man and seeing a gun holster or bullet proof vest. Is that wrong?”
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I think that was cleverly directed as a question as to what kind of underwear that I wear.

Well, I like boxers that are always one solid color (no stripes and ish), a white tee and I always wear some a pair of nike basketball shorts….

Your turn…

I still have jizz in my eye from last night. That’s why I had to wear my glasses today.

@ BE

Nope, nope its not , sorry cyber aunt

@SNOOP
“yeah them be the freakiest ones”
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Oh yeah dawg. Her facial expressions seem like her cat just hungry for some dick. I swear bruh.

I got it waitin for her ass too.

mine new years resolution is to be closer god and get active in my church well thats one of them

@ Man: If I could I would. I have no trajectory, only a steady gushing. How about I just grind my puss into your face, it melts in your mouth, not in your hand…

oshie: hey i think we have on the same undies! except mine is pink

@OSHIE
“If I could I would. I have no trajectory, only a steady gushing. How about I just grind my puss into your face, it melts in your mouth, not in your hand…”
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**SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET**

thx Oshie…

I smell woody and i love walking stark naked. Its convinient for a quickie

Now I’m hungry…

man you the man: so you are bi right so are you with a female 50% of the time or male

How does a vagina taste?

@ATXCHICK

Um…. yeah… you really need to go to “Gravatar. c o m” and put a picture up boo.

ATX. Do you use p o r n as a sex manual? just like they do in training video follow every step.

@snoop

yea its usually
the quiet ones
that cause a commotion….
…

man you the man: um if i like what they doing on the prono then yeah if not i just like to sit there and stare

yea its usually
the quiet ones
that cause a commotion
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i agree

man: im at work therefore i dont have no pic of myself on this computer but when i get home i will try to put one up

@pedro

is ur name in reference
to coming to america

or is it some random name u came up wit
off the top of ur head

@QC704
“yea its usually
the quiet ones
that cause a commotion….”
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Are you “quiet?” (I sent you an email)
…

be i wanna write some creole erotica….

ATX when you get home. join plenty of fish.com

man you the man: in 2 hours cant wait either

@ oh lawdy….”oh lawdy takes it up the ass III”

ATX. Do you smoke pot?

@pedro

is ur name in reference
to coming to america
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Yep . nice gravie by the way ,ima change mine 2

@man.

until i know u
i am very shy
when i get comfy,
imma jerk…still sweet
but a jerk…

@QC704
“until i know u
i am very shy
when i get comfy,
imma jerk…still sweet
but a jerk…”
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Oh, I see, I see…

Does you being a jerk translate into you treating me badly? (fingers crossed)

will you be near a computer tomorrow?

man your the man: i have the right to remain silent in order for me to talk i will need my lawyer to be present

@ oh lawdy…..bahahahahaha……and cut!!!

BYE YALL MAN PLEASE BE GENTLE WITH MY GIRL QC SHES FRAGILE!!

Hi Guys I am back from a long awaited Nap, what did I miss?

@OH LAWDY
“BYE YALL MAN PLEASE BE GENTLE WITH MY GIRL QC SHES FRAGILE!!”
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I’m tryin. She just look so damn juicy to me!! I would bet anything she tasts sooooooo good. I have a sixth sense about these things…

Brook Lynn Choclate (I got that Good Good!!) and feeling Refreshed

Hi Guys I am back from a long awaited Nap, what did I miss?
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I came 7 times and ate 2 sammiches.

ATX even President Elect used to do drugs. It uplifts your spirit. Dont be shy. Maybe you think FBI is trolling the web and will trace your IP address. absolutely not. they got bigger fish to fry.i deal in drugs

BYE oh lawdy, and give big daddy some 2night dnt fall asleep thats the man’s job…lol

@OSHIE
“Aww… how sweet.
Is this for when I was gone last week?
What a sweetie puddin pie!”
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Yeah, that’s from last week. For the record I said I missed you too…. just sayin.

hate wearing underwear, they make me feel like my twat cant breathe!!!!
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Me 2

ATX even President Elect used to do drugs. It uplifts your spirit. Dont be shy. Maybe you think FBI is trolling the web and will trace your IP address. absolutely not. they got bigger fish to fry.i deal in drugs

Drugs are cool

@BROOKE

I think that’s the best gravie you have ever put up of yourself. Your skin looks so lickably delicious..

We could do some freaky stuff with the exception of anything up my arse.

I came 7 times and ate 2 sammiches.

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wow! I drooled and dreamed about stickin my strap on up Lawdy’s bald snatch

@ Man: Yeah, that’s from last week. For the record I said I missed you too…. just sayin.
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AWWWWW dammit, now you have to say something all hard and thuggy to compensate, like how you’re going to nut in my hair.

@OSHIE
“AWWWWW dammit, now you have to say something all hard and thuggy to compensate, like how you’re going to nut in my hair.”
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I would totally plow you and we would skeet and squirt all over each other in front of your husband…

@BROOKE

I think that’s the best gravie you have ever put up of yourself. Your skin looks so lickably delicious..

We could do some freaky stuff with the exception of anything up my arse.

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Hey there Mr. Man

This is Brooke’s man Julio, do u wanna stick something up my ass instead, I would Looovvveee that

Damn over 600 comments Get it Bee!!! Love her or hate her she still go all eyez on her!!!

@pedro
we r destined for
each other I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!
and, idk wut my gravie is?!?!?
my pc sux

@man
nope no pc for me,soooo
i wont be able 2 chat on here,
but u can email me
…those come to my phone…

Damn over 600 comments Get it Bee!!! Love her or hate her she still got all eyez on her!!!

Oh and I also like to wear Brooke’s bras and stockings to bed Oh and her wigs too

skeet and squirt… that sounds like a saturday morning cartoon.

I would totally plow you and we would skeet and squirt all over each other in front of your husband…

@ man

Do u mind plowing me and skeet skeet skeetin all over me instead, I love hairy ball tea bagging

@QC704
“nope no pc for me,soooo
i wont be able 2 chat on here,
but u can email me
…those come to my phone…”
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Email it is then….

Tea bagging with a hairy ball? i can only imagine how gross it is

@ QC704

Yeah “Coming to america” is an all time favorite go on youtube and type in killa cam , heatmakerz sampled it like crazyyyyyy

but this my top 10 movie list

Paid in full
Friday
Menace 2 society
Higher learniing
Killa Season
Love and basketball no homo
do the right thing
coming to america
Dont be a menace

skeet and skirt sounds like a cartoon… i can be skeet

@ATXCHICK
“skeet and skirt sounds like a cartoon… i can be skeet”
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LOL… No, the female is “squirt.”

@ Man

I would suck the sweat off ya c*ck, bet Brooke can’t do that, her teeth are to big… hahahaha

Brooke won’t be on for a while, she has a yeast infection….But I don’t hahahahahaha
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I’m sorry Brooke, but I just skeeted laughing at this … LMAO!

@ king: you forgot BELLY how can you forget BELLY and THE MACK all time favorite

man: “skeet and skirt sounds like a cartoon… i can be skeet”
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LOL… No, the female is “squirt.”

my bad you can tell im getting sleepy im squirt a cute little mouse with a fat ass cat

GOODBYE YALL

pedro,imma email
you..
man adios

brook lynn
oshi
…
umm dang theres so many of yall
u know who u r

buh bye

@ qc

u didnt say buy to me Julio… but bye anyway

Wow!! This gonna hit 1500.

@QC704
“man adios”
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Dang. I don’t get no email or nuthin? Just an adios?

I’m likin you more and more…

yikes…

Later QC704

@JULIO Damn b you a faggot ? Go stand in the corner wit the other gender bender TIM TIM SMH disgrace to NYC

I wanna have surgery so I can get some demerol and percosets. Is that wrong?

@PYNK

Hi there…

whew

I am Back guys, Julio is back in the cage now, sorry he scared yall he can be a bit aggressive.

OMFG I am turning into julips by the moment, Julips look what u did to me!!!!!!!!!!!!

No more orgy?
@ Oshie. peace. no hard feelings.

Man you the man

No more orgy?
@ Oshie. peace. no hard feelings.
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Are you, like, 13?

What makes you think so? i just offered a truce. thats so mean!

I’m out. Holla at you lata Oshie…

BEYONCE AINT GOT SH*T ON KIM KARDASHIAN. BEYONCE AND HER FAKE STRAIGHT HAIR,WEARING DIFFERENT WIGS ALL DAY. KIM K. GOT THAT NICE WHITE GIRL HAIR.SHE BE ALOT PRETTIER TO

Bye Man !!!

Uhhh. don’t Kim wear fake straight hair and fake eyebrows and fake tits and fake arse and fake personality? just askin? lol carry on

Bye Brook. I hope you will put what you have learnt into practise lol.

SHE IS GOING TO NEED THAT BIG BODYGUARD WHEN JANET BEATS THAT ASS

you the product of the escapade. i wish i wrapped.

Kim K. has had 1,842 more surgeries than Beyonce.

I remember Kim K saying she wanna trigger her inner Beyonce, even she know Bey is more Fab than her

@ Brookie Punkin Poo Bear: I didn’t know you were a pothead!? Hey, that reminds me, I smoked for the first time in 6 years over the holidays. It was some of that good Colorado bud (if you don’t know CO weed does LAPS around California weed). Anyway I smoked one joint and watched Planet Earth for five hours and ate cheese popcorn and drank grape juice. I think I might become a pothead again…

@FOXY
SHE IS GOING TO NEED THAT BIG BODYGUARD WHEN JANET BEATS THAT ASS

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I also cut a few lines of powder and sprinkled it on my joint! Why do you think I look so strung out?

Oshie

I also cut a few lines of powder and sprinkled it on my joint! Why do you think I look so strung out?
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And then I sprinkled some on my donut because I had the munchies!
And then I shot up some heroin and then I put some heroin on my donut!
Bye ya’ll!

Oh Brook! Dammit I missed you!

I forgot to tell you today how much I adore your beautiful, luscious tittays!!! Come over here girl and let me give you a great big suck…..I mean hug!!

On 2nd thought, I really did mean suck!

Wassup everybody!

sauce family in the house. we seem to have a new member i am unaware of

Lemon pepper sauce are you going to attend the upcoming sauce family event?

Yes Sweet and Sour. You may have to do your research and look into previous post. Hot Sauce and I have gotten married. I have been ordained with this name.

well i be damned say it aint so! i didnt even get my invite but i guess you guys did it on short notice. what can i get you all as a present?

So Z what you been doing? sleeping from your long ride home? or on a cyber honeymoon?

@Sweet and Sour

You blessings are more than enough!

@ Be

I been all over the place. At the DMV today to find out I cannot take my test bc i need non car owner insurance! Then I went food shopping for our gathering tomorrow. then I slept since 4pm. I am still sleepy!

WHAT IS LMAO

the marriage has my blessings

dont hurt hot sauce’s emotions. he is a valuable part of this family. you all will make beautiful hot pepper sauces aka tabasco sauces

LMAO = lick my anal opening

LMAO-Laugh My Ass Off

@Sweet and SOur

I love Hot Sauce. He is the king. To betray him is death!

Z – what in the hell is non car owner car insurance?

thats what the hell I am asking. Down here they say u have to have car insurance even if you have no car in order to get my license down here. I am soo pissed I did not get it when I was in nyc.

I just hung up the phone on Geico, they said they want $1385 up front. No deposit or nuthing.

http://www.love4beyonce.blogspot.com

@ Z

Try http://www.aigdirect.com I only pay $400 per year and I drive a high performance car with a horrible driving record.

BTW, you never cease to amaze me! The Sauce Family, eh. Is there a punch line coming?

@ BE – I see y’all had a good time up in here today.

Good night ladies

@Z – that sucks, can you get someone to put you on their car insurance? that is easier. I joined Geico when my license was tore up but maybe it is your age…try to get on someone elses.

@Ms. Julips – yeah we had a good time…few interruptions, I was surprised. Next time you should join…are you working on that male personality?

@Julips and Be

Julips that sounds really underhanded. Thats way too low!

Be, thats the amount for having car insurance with no car! I never heard of this before!

@Be

in nyc most ppl I know don’t hve a car. bc its nyc. I am not really close to anyone here!

$1300 for no car – does it decrease if you have a car? Is this annual or 6 months!

Jumping up and down and stomping my feet.

USHEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

be I saw him in concert early this summer!

@Be

for 6 months!

Really you saw Usher when he was touring?? i wish I had known, man that is a sssseexxy man

that song this ain’t just sex, i love it!!

in fact I listen to the entire album from the 1st to the last

6 months – man that is steep especially for NC. Normally insurance is real cheap down that way!

So do they tell you why you need this? Can you use renters insurance or home owners insurance?

@ Be

ioono but I already made my calls. we about to get a hook up poppin. and i got a back up for the back up hookup. They could kiss my ass with that amount of money.

“this is love, this is real, this is how you make feeeeeeel.
this is love, this is real, this is how you make feeeeeeel.”

I just created a ringtone and sent that part of the song to my phone.

If I were Bey, I would be tryin’ to climb that fine tree of a bodyguard…

If I were Bey, I would be tryin’ to climb that fine tree of a bodyguard…

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same thing i said!!! hey 2 cute

Be that is terrible.

I did hit him twice though!

and this ain’t sex this is the makings of true makings of love!

Z you should try state farm or progressive…

Hey Be! Yup…he fine!!!

The whole car insurance business is a big fraud to me…insurance companies has too many rules/regulations and prices and reasons to change prices.

I called progressive first. I shall call statefarm tomorrow. But i already got my scam in place. I bet ya’ll I’ll pull it off.

well these insurance companies almost force people to find short cuts, with their ridiculous prices

@Sweetz

I’ll look at esurance now.

LMAO @ Be

isn’t that the truth. Making wholesome innocent me into some ole corner cuttin hoodlum.

wholesome innocent

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who we talking bout again!!! LOL

I don’t doubt you will pull it off Z! Your hair looks so pretty and healthy on your gravie!

1234 fiftttthhhh

Thank you 2cute

Hey Ill Truth! – yeah NC is doing people dirty1

Be

Jersey is no better though…..credit report effecting your rates but they don’t give you anything on credit..*shrugs*…thats why you see so many PA and DE plates in jersey.

Whats good in SB…your son should be playing in some kind of tournament right? I haven’t had a chance to keep up.

lmao @ Daywalker.

Hook me up son!

@Ill

i don’t think state will make a difference.

@Daywalker

werddddddddddddddd

@Ill truth – yeah we have been playing in the tournaments. They have been playing better together and the coaches have not been super sucky…..

@ Z

Oh….in jersey people will use somebody’s address out of state where insurance is cheaper and register their car out there so they can get insurance in that state….they just have out of state plates instead of jersey ones. Just a thought. You shoulda stayed in the city anyway. Why’d you leave?

@ Ill
its more in nyc. what are u speaking of?

I live in Charlotte now. it no cheaper than that.

hey ppl…

@ Be

Thats cool….I wanted to check out some games while I’m off of work but it hasn’t worked out so far. I been following college and pro but hs ball is pure….plus jersey got a lot of talent.

@Z

LOL…..I didn’t mean for insurance reasons. I was just curious what made you leave NYC in general….being nosey. I know the price of living is enough to drive anybody outta there.

Hey Fallin!!

Hey, I was thinking about you the other day. You said your moms was out of the country and I was wondering if she was in Palestine. If so I hope she is safe…..I see the Ashkenazim are up to their barbaric ways.

@ill – his next game is on saturday in woodbridge @ 11:30 if you have time – check us out!

Hey fallin!

@ Daywalker

thanks for the effort, but I have it under control. Again thanks alot.

@Fake Hot Sauce

you are not my husband. I know my boo when I see him.

@ ILL.. thanks for ur concern man.. thats sweet.. some extended family is in Palestine, but my mom is in neighboring Jordan so Thank God she’s fine… yea almost 300 Palestinians dead, but we’re the terrorists.. *SMDH*

waddup be…

z, is that really u? ur part of the sauce family now? congratulations lol

WHATS UP FALLIN

HOW YOU?

Im aright how are u Z?

i AM GOOD. I am on the phone with mrs. she asked me to tell u whats up

Is anyone else happy this year will be over but me??

Been a rocky year for me!!

I am staying in my house this year! and wait until 12 midnight and go to sleep..that is just how I feel right now!

@ Fallin

I’m glad to know your mother is safe…..I feel for the victims though…some people know better about the “terrorist” label though boo….one mans terrorist is another mans freedom fighter. Media doesn’t dictate to everybody….especially when common sense and history tells a different story. With that said….how YOU doing?

@ Be

Damn, I woulda liked to have done that but I coach my daughter’s school basketball team and we have a game @ two. Keep me posted on his upcoming games and Imma take you up on that.

Damn this thread is refreshing slow as hell…….

yeah Fallin

I came and checked her. Thanks for the compliment.

Mock and I are driving to Charlotte tommorrow evening to have another threesome with our new found swinger Z)

@ z, no problem..

@ ill.. im aright… not sure what im doin tomorrow.. once again thank u for keeping an open-mind.. i wish more ppl were like u, and didnt believe everything American media portrays.

@ill – Okay, I’ll do that! My son is starting to get his game going!

Im out peeps.

Z
We should be there about 830 or 900 at the latest!

P.S. Please where the black and red panties again, I jacked off thinking about you Sunday night.

how r things on your end fallin?

bye Oh Lawdy

@z…lmao mocks mans imposter is oh lawdy?

hey sweet.. how r u , wifey, and the baby?

@Fallin

I project it to be so……

lol @ sweet.. yea i guess any show that has the word “housewives” in it most men dont wanna watch…

@fallin-lol @ sweet.. yea i guess any show that has the word “housewives” in it most men dont wanna watch…

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my husband watches real house wives

z if you truly want to remain in the sauce family you have to cut out the freaky side relationships and remain loyal to hot sauce

lol @ be i guess ur hubby is not most men

@sweetz

I have no one else. Don’t worry I am dedicated to Hot Sauce.

@ ill… yea im not sure what im gonna do… either stay at home, alone and depressed or go to my sisters house and join a lil party…

@Ill -check out proud mama..thats whats up.

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the only way to be!

@ fallin

sounds like you need to go to your sisters…..the alternative is no good. my options are kinda few….people couple up this time of year and it aint that type of party for me this year. Imma single father so I also have to make sure my daughter has a place to be if I go out…..she may be going to a friends house but I dunno. I’ll probably end up at a relatives house or home playing Wii with my daughter…..either way, I’m cool.

how old are u illuminate truth if your dont mind me asking? glad to here you a strong dude who has his daughter’s back

@ Be

You got that right!! Thats your genes flowing thru that young man…LOL…you should be proud..real talk.

@ ill.. so cute! i love a man, thats close wit his daughter… be careful bout her goin to a friends house… u dont want a bunch of ppl drinkin and possibly getting outta hand wit ur daughter there…

fallin you seem very responsible for your age if i remember correctly how old you posted you were. if only i had been the same back then

wats up pothead… i mean Mock… get over z , and get on my nuts deal?

Hey Mock!! – you need answers huh?

@Fallin – girl you ain’t got no nuts…you so crazy!

@ sweet… thanks… i actually am very responsible…. im 25.. i dunno seems like im the only 1 outta 6 kids that came out responsible lol.

hey MRS

@ be, lmao… figure of speech love… ill let that slide tho but now u know…..

FallinPoet(Goals in ’09… lose weight & get married lol… yea!!!)

wats up pothead… i mean Mock… get over z , and get on my nuts deal?
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(shhh) My goal is to have all the ladies (and men…whatever happen to Switchhitter…Mrs. Julips???) on my team working with me Mock…

Mock can I eat Z first?

its cool illuminate truth. i am only 10 years behind you my man and i just had my first child earlier this year. i used to have an atari with frogger,donkey kong, and this old school game nobody seems to remember named combat

oh boi….

@ ILL… i know ur daughter will prolly hate me but honestly its better to be more strict than less… im not sayn to lock her up or whatever but just make sure u communicate to her the risk of having sex( i know it might feel weird), and i would not let her go out wit boys alone at this age…

@sweetz

ur 15 and just had a baby?

Ricardo Riconelli

Mock can I eat Z first?
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Hey man do U…U’re very talented

spiked belts…
Madonna was young
janet was penny
Fame
School of Rock
Saturday cartoons

@MRS

this is love, this is real, this is how you make feeeeeeel.

@ fallin
Yeah, we are close….always have been. Lately, she is getting to the point she is not “daddys little girl” and trying to find her niche outside of my “over protective” grasp….not an easy transistion for either of us I guess. Oh no….she goes nowhere if I’m not sure about what goes on in the household. Her friends mother is having a get together and this has been her partner in crime for about 7 years. I know her people well so I’m very comfortable with it. She just hasn’t decided if she wants to go yet…..she can be a homebody at times.

Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)

@MRS

this is love, this is real, this is how you make feeeeeeel.
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Shhh on that love thing…people tend to try to kill folks they love

we ain’t havin’ sex,
we’re making moments that will outlast the world,
& this ain’t sex,
this is a symbol of the true makings of love.

@Ill – did you say you coached an AAU team? boys

almost 30 Z. 10 years behind illuminate truth

Awww they look happy and relaxed.

BE (LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEW YEAR!!))

spiked belts…
Madonna was young
janet was penny
Fame
School of Rock
Saturday cartoons
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Do U remember a cartoon called “Kidd Video” man that was the best theme song that was forgotten…it was like ’87 or something and Mdonna was that chick

Oh ok Sweetz

Sorry when you said behind I thought u meant younger.

fragile rock,smurfs,snorkels,heathcliff,and shirt tales were my favorites back in the day

@Mock – Do U remember a cartoon called “Kidd Video” man that was the best theme song that was forgotten…it was like ‘87 or something and Mdonna was that chick
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I don’t recall that cartoon in 1987 I was 17..might not have been up on the new cartoons. but madonna was my girl.Lucky Star..what!

fragile rock,smurfs,snorkels,heathcliff,and shirt tales were my favorites back in the day

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oh no!! you said smurfs, that was the cartoon. Shirt tales and fragil rock..what you know about that!

Head bans and leg warmers…

Any takers? My broke as boyfriend lays on the couch all day and we need money!!!

okay..am I the onliest one who don’t know what a 16th and whole package ball is…

@BE

i was born in 79 so i pretty much know the shows of the 80s front and back

Remember the show Fame!!

Baby look at me

And tell me what you see

You ain’t seen the best of me yet

Give me time I’ll make you forget the rest

I got more in me

And you can set it free

I can catch the moon in my hands

Don’t you know who I am

Remember my name

Fame

I’m gonna live forever

I’m gonna learn how to fly

High

I feel it coming together

People will see me and cry

Fame

I’m gonna make it to heaven

Light up the sky like a flame

Fame

I’m gonna live forever

Baby remember my name

Remember

Remember

Remember

Remember

Remember

Remember

Remember

Remember

Baby hold me tight

Cause you can make it right

You can shoot me straight to the top

Give me love and take all I’ve got to give

Baby I’ll be tough

Too much is not enough

I can ride your heart til it breaks

Ooh I got what it takes

Fame

I’m gonna live forever

I’m gonna learn how to fly

High

I feel it coming together

People will see me and cry

Fame

I’m gonna make it to heaven

Light up the sky like a flame

Fame

I’m gonna live forever

Baby remember my name

Fame

@ Be

Yeah I remember ALL that. I can still remember hearing “rappers delight” for the first time. Owned plenty of Lee twills and damn right the creases were so sharp you could cut yourself on em. Shell toes with the big laces, ballys, suede pumas, mock necks, bubble kangols, gazals, rope chains, nickel bags of weed in the little brown envelopes….good times.

I used to love the classic Tom and Jerry, The Flintstone and the Jetsons…being the oldest I watched what my Moms like…when I have children they are going to be fond of The Boondocks

@Sweet – i was born in 79 so i pretty much know the shows of the 80s front and back

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Okay so you know FAME!

@Mock – Tom and Jerry – the episode where Tom finally talks/sings “is you is or is you ain’t my baby” that is my favorite

Crazy

I gotta bunch of questions for mock all really bright and smart questions ! She`s interesting !!
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I like the attention, what do u want to know???

@Ill – I met the coach from an AAU team in Plainfield at a tournament in Philadelphia. about 5″11 medium brown, short hair cut – kind of stocky

I know of Fame but didnt watch it. however i was a nut when it came to the A-Team

my parents took my sister and i to see New Edition in 1984 and i remember all the girls falling out over bobby brown. wow times have changed

A-team

Knight Rider

the only shows i liked were FRAGGLE ROCK, SAILOR MOON, RAINBOW BRITE, CAREBEARS….

BE (LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEW YEAR!!))

@Mock – Tom and Jerry – the episode where Tom finally talks/sings “is you is or is you ain’t my baby” that is my favorite
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U’re so hood..yea that was a funny one…I really usd to love the one where Tom was trying to catch Jerry by reading this book and he came up with a mechnical mouse…but before that part Tom had blowed off top of his hair and U know how in the next scene Tom would have his hair back…this time he had a red toupe wig that he wore through the whole episode…man my cousin and I laughed for about 5 hours about that damn red wig

knight rider made me narcoleptic.

Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)

the only shows i liked were FRAGGLE ROCK, SAILOR MOON, RAINBOW BRITE, CAREBEARS….
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U are so bourgie and girlie…but I like Carebears…I LOVED Jem…I still YouTube those songs

Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)

knight rider made me narcoleptic.
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U look cute when U sleep and U don’t snore (well a little)

I remember Jem!

@ MRS

you know what…..weirdo!

@Z-the only shows i liked were FRAGGLE ROCK, SAILOR MOON, RAINBOW BRITE, CAREBEARS….

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the carebears still come on my daughter loves the care bears. I remember rainbow brite and sailor moon

Last call for these goods and I am moving along to get what I crave….

it sounds like Z and Mock had fun together. more power to you lovely ladies and i am sure it was i sight for sore eyes

@ZAKA

So…am I going to get those answers…

U feeling this dude HotSauce???

@Ill – Yeah, with the skyliners a coupla years ago….since i’ve been coaching my daughters team with the Catholic school leauge…this is my last year and I might get back into AAU next year….me and my man thinking about starting our own team….expensive though….and time consuming.

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I think I met you with my husband at one tournament, you look more like a football player than a basketball player. Broad shoulders, slim waist….

@Sweetz

I am not gay. Nothing happened. You gotta believe me.

I hate u MRS. damn…

I LOVE YOU HOT SAUCE.

@EVERYONE

hey man this post is too full for my laptop…let’s go to the Unemployed people post or Eva and Mr Gross face post

uR TRYNA MAKE US DIVORCE, BUT OUR LOVE IS STRONGER THAN THAT.

Eva post it is. Lets GO!

Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)

@Sweetz

I am not gay. Nothing happened. You gotta believe me.

I hate u MRS. damn…

I LOVE YOU HOT SAUCE.
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(On as serious as I can be)

On the visit of Z I would like to say:

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@ZAKA

U hate me…we haven’t had a good argument in a while (that’s how U show your affection)

@ Be

6′ even….210 lbs……brown skin….mustache / goatee….brooklyn hair cut (then again a coupla years ago I mighta had a shorter cut). Coulda been me (description match?)…..if your son showed skills I mighta been trying to recruit him….LOL. Yeah, actually I have coached pop warner football in plfd too…..something else I would like to get back into but its gotta be one or the other….I need time for self too, ya know.

love em
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@ ill… yea i think its true bout girls lookin for guys like their fathers… but besides the way he treats me i see the way he still treats my ma like a queen after 34 yrs of marriage.. and thats what i want…

whats a brooklyn haircut?

fallin

hey, I was wondering where you disappeared to….we moved to the eva and lance gross thread…a brooklyn cut is like a short afro with the sides and back faded…..will smith rocks one sometime….we call em brooklyns but that is probably strictly a local description. meet me on the other thread.

not the best pic ive seen of her, and what is jay doin with his hair?

is that beyonce holding a canon?