Tarzan Tiddays? Woman Says She Breastfeeds Monkeys To Help Family Business – “Many Times They Slip Into Bed To Suckle..”

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Woman Breastfeeds Monkeys To Help Husband’s Business

Think you’re a “ride or die chick?” Well you might want to step your game up, cause you don’t have anything on this milk makin’ Mrs…

via Huffington Post

The phrase “just monkeying around” has a whole new meaning thanks to a couple in Nanyang, China.

That’s partly because Huang Aiqing, 34, trains monkeys for a living, and partly because his wife, 27-year-old Jiao Xinzhen, regularly breastfeeds them.

“I feel like they are just like my children,” Jiao explained to the Sun. “Many times, some of the baby monkeys slip onto our bed at night to suckle my bossoms.”

Jiao isn’t the first woman to breastfeed animals. In October, Terri Graham, a British woman, raised more than a few eyebrows when she revealed she breastfeeds her daughter’s dog, a pug named Spider.

Graham saw the act as a way to satisfy her maternal instinct. “Having Spider suckle on my boob means I finally feel complete and a better mother,” she told Closer magazine.

Ladies, have you ever shared your mommy-milk with a deserving monkey? On second thought, nevermind.  We don’t eeeeeven want to know. SMH

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