The Side-Eye: Manny Pacquiao’s Mama Says Her Son Went Night-Night Because Of His New Religion!

 

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Mama said there would be days like this

Manny Pacquiao’s Mother Blames His New Religion On Knockout Loss

Via USAToday

For the first time ever we saw Manny Pacquiao get knocked out cold, face plant and everything, thanks to a devastating overhand right from Juan Manuel Marquez in the sixth round of Saturday night’s fight.

Now, if you were to ask this longtime fan of the sweet science, I could say this happened because Pacquiao is preoccupied with being a congressman and a singer, or that he’s lost a step, or that Marquez simply has his number after four epic encounters.

What I can’t say, however, is that God came down from Heaven and guided Marquez’s fist to land flush on Pacquiao’s face. Let’s leave that explanation to Pacquiao’s mother.

“That’s what he gets for changing his religion …” Pacquiao’s mother, Mommy Dionisia, said via Inquirer Global Nation. “Since the ‘Protestant’ pastors came into his life, he has not focused on his boxing.”

Inquirer Global Nation went on to report that Pacquiao’s mother “does not approve of Pacquiao leaving the Catholic Church. She wants him to quit and become a Catholic again.”

LMFAO! Wake up Manny, ya mama is trying to tell you something!

Hit the flip side to peep some of the most hilarious photoshop pics of Manny’s “Pac Nap”.

Image via AP

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