Her ass is flat as hell.

In my mind…I imagined her @$$ would look so much better…ewww I’ll pass.

FIRST ?????

3RD LOL LOOK LIKE THEY HAD A GREAT TIME

that ass look like my 78 years grandmothers…..proves she be wearing ass pads lol

I still beat, but her sister Solange is the bizness.

@ Proud Jamaican I DIDNT WANT TO BELIVE SHE WAS WEARING BUTT PADS BUT NOW IM STARTING TO

So….

ya she wears butt pads! this is proof show the world!! LOL nah i REALLY DONT CARE!!!!

@jjj my thoughts exactly. She got a lotta booty when shes performing what happened I guess you can’t wear butt pads in a swim suit. HA HA.Wonder if Jay knew before he put a ring on it.

why do black people sun bath aint we dark enough….

Not looking so bootylicious

Jacky Jasper’s
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so, tell me this….
who gives a got damn about them folks vacationing. let them be, dammit. and watch the assholes pore in and start hating. here are some examples of what you will be reading today on this post:

- i can’t believe that she was picking a wedgy, hjow stupid of her.

- she wears butt pads in her bikinis

-she needs to get off the jetski and make babies

-Jay-z is cheating on her azz while she’s swimming.

-Beyonce is a fat “b” because she has a ounce of cellulite

-Beyonce is a flop because she went to the Carribean (Sasha Flop will probably say this)

Basically, people, if you have any of these things to say, put a herpes penis in your mouth and shut the hell up….

I guess rihanna even inspires her vacation behavior, le. jet ski

Ewww…from the back her butt is nothing to hoot and holler over. Now a lesson learned for all you fellas who believe that what you see is what you’re getting.

NOT!!

Stop being hyped over the glitz and glamour that they WANT you to see. I never believe whats on T.V. Everything is fake; including personalities.

Get it Girl!!!! Her body is sick. The angle this picture was taken is not flattering but i think nobody can really look good taking this shot. I know I wouldn’t!

raquel 26: exactly because when all that makeup is off she looks like a regular chick and i do mean regular

talleyb: none of my comments made your list thank goodness cause i dont want a herpes penis in my mouth (yuck)

Wow!! This is the most affection I have seen between the two of them. They need to stop being afraid to love one another in public, they are so cute….and yeah, homegirl wears but pads!..lol

Wow…you can really tell the difference in her butt! NO HOMO.

Awe, they look so cute together. She’s really a pretty girl w/o make-up. Cant say that for all! But yeah, they look very relaxed and they need it espeically her hard working a$$!!!

Mr. and Mrs. Carter looks fabulous! Hip Hop Royalty Hov & Bee! My fave celeb couple for sure! Beyonce looks gorgeous!

Talley-B

so, tell me this….
who gives a got damn about them folks vacationing. let them be, dammit. and watch the assholes pore in and start hating. here are some examples of what you will be reading today on this post:

- i can’t believe that she was picking a wedgy, hjow stupid of her.

- she wears butt pads in her bikinis

-she needs to get off the jetski and make babies

-Jay-z is cheating on her azz while she’s swimming.

-Beyonce is a fat “b” because she has a ounce of cellulite

-Beyonce is a flop because she went to the Carribean (Sasha Flop will probably say this)

Basically, people, if you have any of these things to say, put a herpes penis in your mouth and shut the hell up….

^^^^^^^^^^^
lol
u forgot to mention Rhianna, maybe Ciara..

btw : it’s not exactly news that the girl got hips- but no butt

I have to admit that I was disapointed when I saw the photos, but I have to give props to a sister who ain’t afraid to get her hair (weave) wet.

my bad, i forgot to add one to the list….

-Bey is swaggerjacking Rihanna for jetskiing

@ moi

lol, i gotcha covered….

tasha: you know as i look through the pics again you are right it seems like she knows someone is taking pics of them because she is looking directly at the camera…

Her body is bootylackus.

hey atx its humpdayyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! yesterday was off the meter!!!!

@ atx chick

yeah, that wouldn’t be a good look for you….lol

@talley-b

she’s a FLOP because she’s getting her ass kicked on the charts by an 18 year old country singer. her vacationing is irrelevant.

is that cellulite i see on her flat backs?

ewww. Rihanna may be nassatall, but at least she’s not cellulite central.

Sasha Flop…..

don’t choke so hard on the herpes penis….

and gives a damn about record sales, who’s getting the money, appearances and publicity, ms Flop??? yeah, just keep the penis in your mouth…..

@ Talley-B you said it, and yes she has a but we all do!

Let them people enjoy their life!

@MOI also a good one and I concur!

They human, not Wonderwoman and the Bionic Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh lawdy; what up chick hell yeah yesterday was off the chain….funny as hell we got to get this hump day started right to bad beyonce cant join….

OHHH, the haters don’t like this at all!LOL Ummm, 1.2 in 5 weeks vs. 2.1 in two years! Nuff said! LOL

sasha flop: you know it is girl….

and to the people thats talking about ewww about her cellulite, i’m pretty sure somebody could be saying “ewww” about you!!!!

I can’t even hate wish I was on that boat eatin skrimps and steaks, phuckin all day , chill in the sun, and relaxin. But thats cool I will pop a bottle for 09 tonight as soon as the white man tell me I can leave work early.

talley-b: just like people may say eww about you… some people may think that beyonce is so perfect meaning her body is perfect when it all boils down to it, its not perfect she has dents, marks, weaves just like any other female in america…

lmao @ sasha flop

this post should be titled “Sasha Pancakes”.

to atx chick,

don’t you know, whats not perfect to you, CAN be perfect to somebody else. I didn’t know that we have one set standard of the perfect woman. can you tell me what that is???

Wut up people?

Is that really Beyonce? OH well, I’d still plow that ass.

Those look like some old lady cakes.

shes doing a rihanna i never see her so this kinda stuff she was busy wooing jay to have fun ……whateva flat butt

do my bad

@ man

co-sign 100%

tear it down, tear it down….

talley-b: i dont know what the perfect women would look like some say halle berry all im saying is you got some people (not me) that looks at beyonce like she is a barbie doll…dont get me wrong yes she is beatiful…but those people who idolize her like that need to know she is only human and she has dents, craters and crap like some of the females in america

@talley b

um, that would be Rihanna getting the money, publicity, and appearances. now take floponce’s dick out of your mouth and come up for air for a second. and to hi haters, try splitting that 1.2 in half. you stans like to forget that it’s a double CD.

man: what up?

funny how you stans shout “who cares about record sales” when your swagger jack queen isn’t selling LMAO.

sasha flop: have you heard the cd… i listen to some songs on myspace but didnt care for it at all…diva is nice like the beat not the video

OK, first I see an arse shot. . .

Then I read posts about a “herpes penis. . .”

Double Yuck.

*leaving thread*

record sales is the only reason she is who she is

SO CUTE! I WISH I was on a boat right now with my millionaire husband instead of at work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That ass is FLAT! I thought she had a bigger bottom than that. I guess she is just legs and hips.

what’s wrong stans? did you finally realize that this chick is HUMAN, and not JESUS like you all try to make her out to be?

@ATXCHICK
“man:what up?”
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what’s up? I’m hoping I’m not the only bum at work today.

I was hoping to see your pick. Don’t forget to take my advice tonight when you go out.

@ATX chick

nope, don’t have to listen to that crap. the singles she released said enough for me. 2 whole CD’s of that mess? lol, i’ll pass.

Man: i wont forget my bad i will soon put a picture up promise anyhow i took a sip out of my bottle this morning just in case the boss dont let us go early if not i will be to drunk to care..

You gotta love B&J!!! i know Ciara wish her and 50 could get pap pics like this on vacation, or like chris and rihanna!!dang lol

she do have an ass. its just that from the back, bent over, it looks flat lol. either that or her ass is a lie.

@ATXCHICK
“Man: i wont forget my bad i will soon put a picture up promise anyhow i took a sip out of my bottle this morning just in case the boss dont let us go early if not i will be to drunk to care..”
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Just let a brother know how it goes… I love yall women on here. Keep me hard all through out the day. LOL.

What you drinking on anyway?

Man: patron does the body good… i bet you we do keep you hard throughout the day

Now the stans are screaming “she’s human get over it”… lol

but the whole time they been acting like she’s above human without a flaw.

the pics aint that bad, but they sure are not perfect.. at all

Now that’s one Reality show I would LOOOVVEE to see…. They’re so mysterious..

@ATXCHICK
“Man: patron does the body good… i bet you we do keep you hard throughout the day”
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Oh you do you do…..

WANNA SEE???????

@NINA KNOWS
“Now the stans are screaming “she’s human get over it”… lol

but the whole time they been acting like she’s above human without a flaw.

the pics aint that bad, but they sure are not perfect.. at all”
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LEAVE BEYONCE ALONE!!! SHE IS ONLY HUMAN!!!

She is a close to perfection as a human can get!!

man: naw im okay

i got a bottle of captain and some pineapple on ice in the truck!!! yahoo!!!!! man my ole cre0le ass is gonna kill em tonight!!!!

That’s just a bad picture…there’s no way her body deflated overnight…

1 – the pics are staged..as usual.

2 – they’re not that flattering (is that cellulite on ms perfect?)

3 – nobody really cares

@SASHA FLOP

lol.. I agree with you. People act like no other entertainer compares with beyonce. yes beyonce is a nice looking woman, but she aint the only one. They always wanna bring up how much money she has to validate her. So what if she made 80 million? Rhianna made millions too… with half the talent.

at the end of the day, their both pretty, not all that… and super rich.

oh lawdy: pour my up some (handing you my cup) now you be good tonight and i mean that

atx chick

and thats your preference, just like i think that Bey was the prettiest girl out the group….its all a matter of opinion….i respect all sensable opinions….

I’ll admit (because I’m a huge B fan) that people are a little too obsessed with her, like my bestfriend… She’s beautiful, can sing, was blessed with a body of a Goddess, and has positive energy.. Acting on the other hand, hmmmm, she just needs to stick to singing….

Her personality is often hidin.. I would love to know what the REAL B is like… Maybe she wouldn’t have as many HATERS…

Although people don’t agree with her fans, let the girl be…..

@ATXCHICK
“man: naw im okay”
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I see…… well if you ever aren’t “okay”…

i wish i could vacay over the winter holiday

talley-b: thats cool

here you go boo!!! can you believe king ding a ling is letting me go out with the girls tonight!!!! alone!!! hahahahahahahahahah HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

HEY MAN MY SWEETHEART!!!

lmao@ Man, I just dont care!!

I know right..
That sounded just like a stan.. .I tell ya!

WHILE EVERYBODY COMPLAINING ABOUT BEY AND HER BUTT PADS SHES DOWN THERE IN ST. BARTS ENJOYING THE GOOD LIFE!! WISH I WAS THERE!!!

whut up lawdy, Re!!

antilame: you know i have to agree with you. I feel if i knew more about the real beyonce i would dig her alittle more but since i get a fake person on screen and her about another person off screen im just confused on who she really is. i dont dislike her because of her beauty,and money. If i want to be a fan of someone i would like to know the person im supporting and im not getting that from beyonce thats why i tend to say alot about rihanna because she lets people know “hey im human to and have a personality on and off camera”

She does not wear butt pads. She looks just like JLo. She has a very small waist and that’s what gives her incredible curves. If you look at JLo in a bikini she looks the same way. The clothes she wears compliment her figure. What you people are use to is an extremely fat ass and gut, which is why you think she wears pads. And that is a pity, always looking to knock the girl for nothing.

HEY NINA BOO!!!!!! HAPPY 2009!!!!!

hear^

Um… wow, I have a better ass than Beyonce? That’s a beautiful start to my day!

I WANNA BE THE JUGDE OF THAT!!! @ MAN LEMME SEE@!!

man: it did (looking)

SIT DOWN AND HAVE A COCKTAIL EARLY THIS MORNIN OSHIE!!

They are living the life!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love them.

@OSHIE
“Um… wow, I have a better ass than Beyonce? That’s a beautiful start to my day!”
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I would like to see you in the exact same posistion and bathing suit as Bey to determine that. Thank you.

oshie: hey girl

oh lawdy: im still waiting on my cup

@ATXCHICK
“man: it did (looking)”
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Yeah, it was like one of those “pump machines” without the pump. It started to hurt though after a while.

One of those “pleasure is pain” sort of hurt LOL.

Lawdy, I think I shall! Here’s to my spectacular ass! Cheers!

I could be wrong but this has the look of a planned photo-op to me.

I mean why does it appear that the yacht didn’t actually go anywhere.

St. Barts is a cool French Island in the W.I. but everybody knows that the paps stay on the lookout for ‘vacationing’ celebs there.

@ Man: I would like to see you in the exact same posistion and bathing suit as Bey to determine that. Thank you.
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You’re welcome.

If serena or delicious bent over.. you think that ass would look flat?…. doubt it

I’m sorry I’ve seen pics of jlo bent over… ass was still there.

Beyonce has a great body, but get over it people.. her ass is a little on the “blah” side. she looks great from the front though.

ATX I GAVE YOU YOUR STYROFOAM, STOP TRYING TO DRINK 2 AT ONCE!!! GREEDY HEFFA!!!

@man: i guess you are one of the lucky ones huh

oh lawdy: damn you caught me (drinking) who else got some drank

lmao @ PErvster

HERE YOU GO OSHIE!!!! I AM FIXIN TO PUT SOME PINA COLADAS IN THE MIXER, ANY TAKERS MAYBE I WILL THROW A SHOT OF TWAT JUICE IN THERE TOO!!!!

JUST THINKIN OF MANS COCK GOT ME NEEDIN A NEWPRT BRB

Oh lawdy: naw we dont need no fresh twat juice in the drinks it will make it to strong…

Can I mix twat juice with sizzurp or will it blow up in my face? You know, like pop rocks and coke?

oshie sorry but i dont see you with a better azz than Beyonce.. sorry !!

oshie: give it a try and let me know so i can try it out…

oh lawdy

can i have a jose cuervo and coke, please….
i’ll be in the corner while you are whipping that up….

*over in the corner spitting game at nina knows*

Mmmmmm……twat juice. I wish all the women could put some in a cup for me right now!!!

YUM!!

since we are passing drinks around i guess i will whip out my purple stuff and sprite who wants some?

anonymous says the one who keeps it moving

oshie sorry but i dont see you with a better azz than Beyonce.. sorry !!
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Ok! I’m not sorry!

Nina Knows.. Good morning my lovely friend… HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR “09″ to you!

@ Man

LMAO!!! Oh so true. I’m sure any nucka w/a functioning schlong would smash.

I don’t blame you one bit.

And…

On the CD comment, that’s exactly how I feel.. She has not made a memorable, worth buying, and great music since “Dangerously in Love”… I’ll admit I do support her and buy her CD’s, but the one she just released is a disaster. It took me literally 2 weeks of listening to it before I grew to like any of the songs… Well the Sasha side is cool. But the slow songs sound like a Disney Movie Soundtrack.. Real talk!

Man: you will have to many cups to drink if we all collected on twat juice

oshie… can i see? and dont forget to pick your wedgie when you show me!

I can so see Cinderella and her Prince slow dancing at a Ball to all her Slow sounds… lol… and that’s bad

Morning Luvs. Happy ’09!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY YOU GO MAN, ONE TWAT JUICE ON THE ROCKS COMIN RIGHT UP!!!!

ATX: Me me me me me me mem em em emememmememeeee! *holds out quadruple stacked styrofoam cups*

MORNING VEE , HAVE A DRANK BISH!!!

ATXChick

Man: you will have to many cups to drink if we all collected on twat juice

that’s where i come in at…..

I like my twat juice straight up with a twist.

oshie: pouring some purple stuff and sprite….drink up girl dont waste

Vee: what up Vee happy new year dont get to drunk

Talley-b: if thats the case you can have some i will make sure i will take the seeds out

Hi…

Ummm she doesnt have a boo-tay. OH WELL she has alot of other things…BUT I will say that things arent always what they are cracked up to be….

@ATXCHICK
“Man: you will have to many cups to drink if we all collected on twat juice”
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How dare you underestimate me??????? I would purge all previous meals just to make space for that delicious elixir.

She is so fake!

Beyonce is playing really a good acting in front of the cameras.
That one picture with Jay laying on her neck!!!!.
I have to threw up.
What’s wrong with you Jay? Are you in trance with that fake itch.

@VEE

Just wanted to thank you. I jacked off to you last night.

I owe you one.

Yall silly…

Who’s going to church for New Years?

I’ve never done it before, but a want to start this year on the right track..

It will feel alot better than getting drunk waking up with a hangover peuking everywhere… I’ve had too many of those days. I’m chilling out this New Year

Happy New Year “09″ to all!! I have to go do some work now and will pop the bubbily tonight to celebrate!

Wut up FALLIN POET and TINA (if you are lurking)

Wish you could join the convo. Sorry if we missing some topics you would like to bring up…

Hey anonymous !!!

Happy new years to you too babe! 2009 here we come…

atx chick

yeah, thanks, no seeds for me…i like to gulp it all down…..

Antilame: i went to church on new years eve 2 years straight i had so much fun we played games and everything choir sang songs i had a blast…this year is the only year i wont attend because i havent went out in a min.

It’s obvious a lot of folks on here have never been on vacation. If you have, you would know that the MAJORITY of women on the beach wish they had a body like that. I just came back from Ochos Rios and a huge population of the women on the beach didn’t have a body like that. In the whole scheme of things, who cares if she has a big donkey azz or not…honestly…who cares? I work with a girl that has the biggest azz in America and she’s still trying to find a man. All that azz and she’s still on the prowl…go figure! *smdh*

antilame: its not like church on sunday

Oh OH me of my … i just saw my babes Nikki U before i sign off… Heyyyy NIk U , if i dont get to holla have a Happy New Year and take a toast for your ole friend anon!!!

That one picture she is looking in the camera like “I see you guys…take a picture from me and jay”.

@ Man and Talley-B: Gross!

Oh, and if only people really “owed you one” after they jacked off to you. I could really cash in… hmmmm….

antilame

it’s so much fun man, it’s like a huge party, you will enjoy yourself. i have done it the past two years, and i must say it has been a blessed experience. im actually spending new years with my fam this year…..

MsFit…

Hi MsFit…speaking for myself its not that she doesn’t have a big butt its that she wears a fake one (obviously)…be a good role model…love yourself…100%

@OSHIE
“Gross!

Oh, and if only people really “owed you one” after they jacked off to you. I could really cash in… hmmmm….”
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LOL. It’s called

P O R N

yeah, you get paid for it Oshie.

to oshie…..

thats not gross, it’s nutritious…..

ATXchick

Really? If I were to do anything other than that, I would goto a House Party with friends and people I know.. That would be way more funner. I’ve gone out on so many New Years and I’m eager to do something different..

Now if I was out of town, instead of wack ass St. Louis, I’d mostly definitely be in somebodies club..

anon…

I most certainly will!! Be safe!! Toast to us!! Money madness in ’09…I wish to make love on a bed full of money…and it not be singles, fives or tens

I’m churchin…anti lame….there was one point in time i would be up in the club on new years…in times square about to get my life taken….lol….i have even perputrated and when to church but the minute it let out….i was at the nearest club…..i have no regrets…its calledd living ur life…but people do grow up and priorities become a little bit different….tonite i will be in church giving thanks that i made it to see another year and giving thanks that 09 will bring bigger and better things…
happy new year yall….

antilame: if you do go to church trust you will have some much fun if my fiance wasnt pressuring me to go out and have some fun for a chance i will be right at my church tonight. its like when 12 hits if anything was to happen you feel that safe presence from the lord you will have fun if you dont i give you permission to kick my ass

What happened to daywalkers inposter? He was funny as hell.

Must be nice, last time i had this much fun. i was on my honeymoon.. must be nice..

@ Man: I know it’s called p o r n … I was being obtuse… I think… what does obtuse mean?

Hey Fam!
@ Oh Lawdy & ATX-Happy ’09!!I will take y’alls advice and have a beverage or two to celebrate the New Year.
@ Nik U-’wassup homie-Happy ’09. Like u, I wish to make love on a mil like Jay-Z promised on his cd
@ Man-I’m so honored & Happy New Years!! U aint the only one who came as a result of my prowess last nite…

My impostor sucks. I think I’m going to file a complaint unless they improve.

Well CHURCH it is……..!

obtuse= big right

yeah oshie your imposter gets on my nerves

@ ATX: I know what obtuse means, I was being incongruous.

okay what does incongruous mean damn i should stayed in college or atleast paid attention

obtuse: slow to understand something…

HEY Vee!!

I know right!! I know what you are on…ditto I need that (major) gwap in my life…and one of your llines….

All my impostor ever says is like “whoo! I’m gettin drunk! I like drugs!” Yeah we KNOW I like drugs and alcohol, step your game up!

incongruous: unsuitable or out of place in a specific setting or context

@OSHIE

My imposter was pretty funny. I felt “special.”

Nikki: thank you so much you can never stop learning now let me see if i can wow these white folks here at work and use it in a sentence

you are special man!!

this should prove that Beyonce wears Butt pads! No ass at all!

Jeez, I hope Bobby Jindal lays me off and gives me a severance package. I think that would be one of the happiest days of my life!!

my new years resolutions
1. have a body like beyonce
2. where my weave like beyonce
3. start sun bathing with my black ass like beyonce
4. find my inner person and creat another image like beyonce

awww bey looks like a beautiful old lady! LMAO

My New Year’s Resolution never change

1. Make more money
2. Be a better person
3. Have a threesome (or at least watch lesbian love)
4. Avoid serious relationships
5. Maintain good health

ATXChick…

I think…I KNOW you can!! Hey use this…Proffer: to offer something for consideration to somebody

Vee…
I rather be a dork than a dumbass…

man: why do you want to avoid serious relationships?

@VEE

I would “companionize” wit you all damn day.

@ATXCHICK
“man: why do you want to avoid serious relationships?”
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I don’t see the benefit…

(although I think in order to get my threesome I will need to be in a “serious relationship…. damn, catch 22)

my new years resolutions
1. have a body like beyonce
2. where my weave like beyonce
3. start sun bathing with my black ass like beyonce
4. find my inner person and creat another image like beyonce
5. increase my vocabulary with words like proffer and incongruous meaning reading the dictionary now and then

My resolution is to buy a word-of-the-day calendar so I can be a geniouss like Nikki U!

man: how old are you may i ask?

@ATXCHICK
“man: why do you want to avoid serious relationships?”
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No, you may not.

**evil laugh**

Man: i will tell you my age if you tell me your i thought we were better than that man

@ATXCHICK
“man: how old are you may i ask?”
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No, you may not

**evil laugh**

(pasted the wrong statement, LOL)

let me guess about 50

Man is the same age as me, 21!

Oshie…

I like to partake in books in my spare time…hence my vast vocabulary…my Mother still whoops my ass in Jeopardy…you play with her and ‘nothin but silence’ -Jeezy on your end…

@ATXCHICK
“let me guess about 50″
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would you feel betrayed if I said older? Really, what do you think of older, wiser, more “established” men?

@ Man: I was sooooooo close with these two chicks.

I don’t do as well with “random chicks” as with “casual acquantices” that I’ve known for a while and they have some level of trust with me.

HA HA HA HA HA HA

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Like chicks you meet on the internet for example???

*dramatic music* Dun Dun DUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oshie

Man is the same age as me, 21!

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well lets make it a party then lol

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

Oshie…

I like to partake in books in my spare time…hence my vast vocabulary…my Mother still whoops my ass in Jeopardy…you play with her and ‘nothin but silence’ -Jeezy on your end…
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Ok. I’m very proud of you.

man: what i think of older much wiser men…. well let me say hi granddad

@OSHIE
“Like chicks you meet on the internet for example???

*dramatic music* Dun Dun DUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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I have never hooked (had sex) with any women that I’ve met over the internet.

I usually start off as that “quiet, unassuming friend”……

@ ATX: So you’re not like Brooke, you don’t like peanut dick?

ATXChick

man: what i think of older much wiser men…. well let me say hi granddad

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ew all that atlk about squirting yesterday too?!?! bad mental picture lol

@ATXCHICK
“man: what i think of older much wiser men…. well let me say hi granddad”
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No…. I’m kidding. I’m not quite that old. HA HA HA.

Austin is a beautiful city.

Oshie

@ ATX: So you’re not like Brooke, you don’t like peanut dick?

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D E A D!!!

@ ATX-I kinda cosign on your resolutions too: I always vow to go to the beach more.
I plan on REALLY make that happen more in ’09.

No, you should take pride in yourself…

‘books check ‘em out books check ‘em out…

read about stars and cars playing electric guitars…

beyonce startin to look old

So, is it 3pm yet???????

oshie: girl please if i have to look at a 100 y/o dick i will go blind….

Vee: yeah i need more me time i havent had that in a while… it would be nice to chill on the beach for a few hours with some drinks.

Man: yeah austin is pretty but if you lived her all your life it tends to get boring…

Does he ever hold her, when she kissing on him and all in his face. HIs hands are always down and away from her.

Is it safe?

*opening the door slowly*

Whew. Happy New Year everyone May God bless you with another year of happiness…and hopefully, prosperity, love, and good sex.

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

So, is it 3pm yet???????

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i mean honestly! lol u got me in trouble last night lol

really is it 12 yet im ready to go and get my party on

Oshie: yeah brooke gotta love her got me with them anal beeds and salad tossing yesterday…

My resolutions are:

1) quit smoking
2) get a new job
3) learn to read
4) make more itemized lists

And hey-where’s Brook?? I’m worried (like I actually know her). LOL
Nik U-your Mom sounds like mine–except her game of choice is Scrabble.
Next time we play I’ll try to use ‘companionize’-me and Man are going to submit that to
Webster’s for approval. Hell, if bootylicious made it so can we:-)

Re

Is it safe?

*opening the door slowly*

Whew. Happy New Year everyone May God bless you with another year of happiness…and hopefully, prosperity, love, and good sex.

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i can get down with that lol

@ATXCHICK
“yeah austin is pretty but if you lived her all your life it tends to get boring…”
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That’s everywhere though. Sometimes you gotta just try out a new spot. I got a friend in Dallas that wants me to come see them… I’m thankin bout it.

My mom is an English teacher. She writes all over everyting I write with a red pen. LOL, it’s true.

Man: yeah dallas is the place to me ( doing the my dougie dance) you should go down there

@THE SENSITIVE BLACK MAN
“yeah austin is pretty but if you lived her all your life it tends to get boring…”
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Naw… she got a few more years left.

@ATXCHICK
” yeah dallas is the place to me ( doing the my dougie dance) you should go down there”
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Going to Dallas would be “up” for me because I’m in Baton Rouge, LA.

My friend loves it there too. I ain’t got no money right now though. **sigh** You ever been to LA? I’m sure you’ve gone to Mardi Gras and ish.

Happy New Year All………Nina, roll w/it sista, Nikki U, ur fire “like ur style” And… ur Righteous. Man, Man, Man, words cant x-press my sentiments… u r wilding always, funny but wild…To the Nasty Girls,Os, Law, MRS & Vee hold it down ya’ll.. Brooke where ya at? UR are too funny, anyway PEACE,BLESSING & PROSPERSITY TO ALL IN THE 09…….

@OSHIE
“My mom is an English teacher. She writes all over everyting I write with a red pen. LOL, it’s true.”
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My Mom’s a math teacher and now I’m an auditor….

Hey, did you see one the news how they are going to stop witht he red pen and use green? That is why kids are bad and stupid today…

@ Man: I’m thinking about moving to BR – seriously. What’s the climate like there job/rent-wise right now?

OH forgot “The Truth” Peace Brotha & Happy New Year

@OSHIE
“I’m thinking about moving to BR – seriously. What’s the climate like there job/rent-wise right now?”
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Job wise is a little tight. i ain’t goin lie.

Rent isn’t bad at all. It’s come down a whole lot after the rush from Katrina people have left and they built a lot of new homes.

kai…..

you probably could use some ball sacks in your mouth….shut up, coochie face….

Is it me, or does J not look as into her as she is in him. It just looks a bit contribed on her part. She looks nice though, but J, he’s so hard on my eyes. It’s not even one thing, it’s everything, I don’t care how much money he has, it doesn’t change the fact that he is indeed an ugmo.

Happy New Year Snoop, Corp Cutie, soldiergirl!! May God Bless us all in the ’09.
Just thought of another resolution–I need to get more sleep! Oy Ve’…
@ Oshie-I never could stand it when teachers used red pens-but when I used to train staff
and teach billing classes I loved using mine. Call it revenge

Random:

If any of you are looking to unblock youtube and thangs at your jay-oh-bee….

….hidemyass.com is a great proxy. I just discovered it! That’s my New Years gift to you all.

WOW…she still refuses to wear that wedding band huh?

No ass I see, where did all that booty shaking come from?

Nice stomach though.

THE BEST REVENGE IS SUCCESS-WHILE PEOPLE, MOSTLY WOMEN ARE TYPING SPITEFUL THINGS ABOUT BEY

SHE’S LIVING THE LIFE THAT MOST OF YOU ONLY DREAM OF…

NOT A STAN BUT LOVING HOW THEY STUNT-WHEN YOU CAN VACAY, GOT STACKS, AND YOUR NAME STAY ON THE TIP OF TONGUES OF MILLIONS-AS TO WHAT YOUR DOING EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY-THEN IT’S OBVIOUS YOUR SOMEBODY

AND THOSE THROWING SHADE-ARE JUST ENVIOUS THAT THEY ARE AT A JOB THEY MOST LIKELY HATE, BARELY MAKING ENDS MEET, AND POSTING NEGATIVE COMMENTS ABOUT CELEBRITIES IS THEIR ONLY OPPORTUNITY TO ESCAPE THEIR BORING/MUNDANE EXISTANCE….

WHEN I SEE THESE TWO I’M NOT ENVIOUS BUT INSPIRED -TWO ORDINARY PEOPLE THROUGH HARD WORK & PERSERVERENCE HAVE ACHIEVED SUCH SUCCESS….WHO GIVES A DAMN IF SHE HAS A FLAT AZZ OR THEY DON’T SHOW ENOUGH OR AFFECTION TO THE PUBLIC…

SIMPLETONS-

Someone summed it up by saying that everything is fake. It cant be further from the truth. Look at most celebrity who are caught off guard. They tend to be erratic.
A friend of mine works for the view and he told me most of them insist on being told the questions that they will be asked so that they can be coached on how to answer them

intensemocha

THE BEST REVENGE IS SUCCESS-WHILE PEOPLE, MOSTLY WOMEN ARE TYPING SPITEFUL THINGS ABOUT BEY

SHE’S LIVING THE LIFE THAT MOST OF YOU ONLY DREAM OF…

NOT A STAN BUT LOVING HOW THEY STUNT-WHEN YOU CAN VACAY, GOT STACKS, AND YOUR NAME STAY ON THE TIP OF TONGUES OF MILLIONS-AS TO WHAT YOUR DOING EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY-THEN IT’S OBVIOUS YOUR SOMEBODY

AND THOSE THROWING SHADE-ARE JUST ENVIOUS THAT THEY ARE AT A JOB THEY MOST LIKELY HATE, BARELY MAKING ENDS MEET, AND POSTING NEGATIVE COMMENTS ABOUT CELEBRITIES IS THEIR ONLY OPPORTUNITY TO ESCAPE THEIR BORING/MUNDANE EXISTANCE….

WHEN I SEE THESE TWO I’M NOT ENVIOUS BUT INSPIRED -TWO ORDINARY PEOPLE THROUGH HARD WORK & PERSERVERENCE HAVE ACHIEVED SUCH SUCCESS….WHO GIVES A DAMN IF SHE HAS A FLAT AZZ OR THEY DON’T SHOW ENOUGH OR AFFECTION TO THE PUBLIC…

SIMPLETONS-
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*patting on the head*

Calm down. It’s the last day of the year. No need to scream.

@ Man…

If you live in BR…you have my sentiments.

I was there once when LSU had a baseball game.

Sheer pandemonium.

I don’t know who’s worse – Obsessive collegiate sports fans or the crazed professional sports ones.

Football season is the fool! In both groups.

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Random:

If any of you are looking to unblock youtube and thangs at your jay-oh-bee….

….hidemyass.com is a great proxy. I just discovered it! That’s my New Years gift to you all.
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Thanks!
But this is the message I got:
“This website is blocked by (my company name) firewall
Webservice/ Hacking/ Proxy”

We have the super block.
Not sure how this site isn’t blocked as well…

I have never seen pics of Bey on a jet ski until now. We has seen pics of her on the boat and swimming but never jet skiing. However, I did see Rihanna and Chris Brown jet skiing this year. What a coincidence.

Ladies….men too.

What is the big deal with @ss?

I hate when jeans give me plumbers crack or you have the milk spout looking thing in the back. Fits good in the butt & thighs and the waist is just looking like a hula hoop. A belt doesn’t help at all.

*Women w/@ss should be able to relate and know just what I’m talking about. Thank God I found a tailor.

@AND…
“If you live in BR…you have my sentiments.

I was there once when LSU had a baseball game.

Sheer pandemonium.

I don’t know who’s worse – Obsessive collegiate sports fans or the crazed professional sports ones.

Football season is the fool! In both groups.”
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OMG!! I live a few blocks from LSU’s campus. I can’t even begin to descibe how these white folks love LSU.

I hate LSU with all my heart and soul. I swear.

I gained plenty of enemies when I stated the obvious. LSU’s football coach Les Miles is at least mildly retarded.

The only good thing is that it is mainly a lesbian school now. Thank you Seimone Augustus/ “Pokey” Chatman where ever you are.

soldiergirl

Happy New Year All………Nina, roll w/it sista
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Happy new year lady!! Be safe and have a fly ass 2009!

You know what I am not saying Good morning to none of my regulars cuz yall all tryna play Bey, Cellulite can happen to anyone, she is HUMAN guys, and she still perfect and still my Soul Sista

Ok Morning Yall

is anybody hungry for some flapjacks?

@Oshie

Really? Google, “really good youtube proxies” or something like that…something should be compatible with your comp. Hmm…have you tried ninjaproxy.com…it’s not as good…

@Oshie

I failed you. Sorry…I have no New Years gift for you after all

@intensemocha

you right cuz I was looking at the pics thinking ohh me and my papi gone have a blast next year on vakay. I want to go to costarica

People funny, crazy and sometimes mad but honestly we all have talents it’s just up to us to use them. If you want success you’ve got to give it your blood, sweat and tears plus non stop hard work and you too can have what they have. Just pray and work hard dont hate let this motivate!

She needs to tone up

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@Oshie

I failed you. Sorry…I have no New Years gift for you after all
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Aww ur purdy face is all the present I need!
Even though I can’t see it because that mufuggin site is blocked too!
Grr…

The ass is good for doggy style. no hindrance

Good morning, people. Have we all washed our clothes and cleaned our houses and cooked the food yet? Ya betta get to it before the New Year Rolls in. Chop-chop, people.

NOW, ABOUT BEY:

I, too, thought her ass would be bigger. I hate women who have those “PSYCH YA MIND” kind of bodies with their big hips and then when you get to the back and expect to see a nice round ass, you get the biggest disappointment of your life.

OR, worse, you’ve got a girl with a big ass – and no titties OR you get a girl with big titties and no ass.

It looks as if Beyonce came up short on both ends – no ass AND no titties!

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

You know what I am not saying Good morning to none of my regulars cuz yall all tryna play Bey, Cellulite can happen to anyone, she is HUMAN guys, and she still perfect and still my Soul Sista

Ok Morning Yall
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Morning! Time for your intervention!
*Ties up Brooke and puts her in the corner*
I just wanted to tie you up!

Oh and if anything Beyonce should have MORE cellulite.

Surprised

The ass is good for doggy style. no hindrance

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DEAD!

HEY BROOKIE!

@ Man: why did your co-worker tell you that? Was he trying to piss you off? You should have been like, what makes you think I care? Is it because I’m black?!! *and say it really loud*

Hey Nina!!
@ Afiya-Happy ’09 fellow Eagles fan!
@ Snoop-see, we could be making music together if you’d just lemme talk -ish about my team
@ Mandah-that’s how u do it girl. Hi-Five!! Last night when my babe came over, I hid in the next room wearin’ next 2 nothin’. Only had one candle lit and I’d pushed the recliner into the middle of the floor. In separate rooms and in the dark, we had the BEST phone sex for about 20 mins before I joined him on the recliner-ridin’ his ass like a race horse!!! Woo Hoo!!!
@ Brook Lynn: Dammit you goin’ wish me a Happy New Year cuz I was WORRIED about you not being online this morn-lol.

beyonce is still a cute girl without make up despite the fact that she is sooo flat and she does wear pads for bootyliciousness

I like girls with big asses and small titties *shrugs*

@ Man…

They were wrong for how they did Pokey. Dead wrong.

The LSU fans are in a frichen cult.

I agree, the non-attendees & non-graduates are the worst.

Car flags, t-shirts, dirty Crocs (I hate dirty Crocs & the generic kind), caps, bumper stickers on raggedy @ss cars…

Get a life!!!

Hey, Brook Lynn.

@OSHIE
“LMAO! He didn’t even go to college!
LOLOLOLOL!
You two would be having a death match for sure!
I think he hates Jesse Jackson, but Obama and Sharpton are ok with him.”
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OMG!!! Those are the WORST ones. I wouldn’t even argue with that dude. Les Miles does all my talking for me.

**snickering**

the “Chick-fil-a Bowl” ROFLMAO!!! Tell your hubby I said LSU sucks in every way.

@Oshie
Okay. Well, once the gravie’s show up (if they ever do), you can enlarge mine and make it your desktop background at work.

Ok, let’s play “what are you wearing?”:

I’m wearing a tight cream turtleneck sweater with 3/4 sleeves, a tight gray pencil skirt with a slit in the back, black pumps, a 3 inch wide black belt around my waist, black thigh high stockings, black garter belt, black bra, no panties, my hair is in a loose bun and I wore my tortoise shell glasses today.
And Burberry Weekend perfume.

@AND….
“They were wrong for how they did Pokey. Dead wrong.

The LSU fans are in a frichen cult.

I agree, the non-attendees & non-graduates are the worst.

Car flags, t-shirts, dirty Crocs (I hate dirty Crocs & the generic kind), caps, bumper stickers on raggedy @ss cars…

Get a life!!!”
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No, Pokey got what she deserved. She was playin one of the coaches with one of the players. She should know “hell hath no fury…”

If that were a dude he woulda been in jail. She came out as good as could’ve been expected.

yeah, it’s def. a cult mantallity round here. Can’t wait for the losses to pile up next year though

@ Man…

I know somebody thats a die hard Southern fan.

I mean paraphernalia like you would not be able to fathom…

Didn’t even go to Southern in BR, LA….went to one in Eunice or Shreveport, LA or something.

Is it ok for them to rep hard like that? Not hating, but they do some major ish talking and didn’t even get the full experience.

When I found that out I just rolled my eyes everytime they said something.

I just wanted to brag because I’m wearing a garter belt….

Who the f*ck cares If she wears butt pads or not, who the hell cares…. I for one just want the chick too go sit down somewhere for a minute, let us miss her for a second….. oh and for all you crazy folks sitting on your @ss all day on the computer nit picking on other people cause your life is so miserable, get over it!!!! It aint nothing wrong with that gyrls body, real or fake, her man likes it, that’s why his head is all layed up on her breast…

NEXT!!!

@OSHIE
“I’m wearing a tight cream turtleneck sweater with 3/4 sleeves, a tight gray pencil skirt with a slit in the back, black pumps, a 3 inch wide black belt around my waist, black thigh high stockings, black garter belt, black bra, no panties, my hair is in a loose bun and I wore my tortoise shell glasses today.
And Burberry Weekend perfume.”
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damm that’s hot.

I’m wearing a parka.

I like girls with big asses and small titties *shrugs*

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co-sign….and bowlegged

@ Man…

I agree. Not wrong for the firing, but the slander and the other coach that played her.

Be careful when you throw people under the bus, yo @ss is on the bus too.

I forgot most of it, not being there I’m sure there was some gossip and twisted facts.

Still, the coach that played her was wrong. A resignation & firing was called for though.

DANG BROOKE ALL I GET IS OH LAWDY!!

OMG!!! Those are the WORST ones. I wouldn’t even argue with that dude. Les Miles does all my talking for me.

**snickering**

the “Chick-fil-a Bowl” ROFLMAO!!! Tell your hubby I said LSU sucks in every way.
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I surely will!
As you know I hate sports and could care less either way, but he is one of those “super fans”.
I hate the white people up here. It’s like if you don’t have one of those deer stickers on your car and an LSU shirt on you’re some kind of freak.

WHAT A BIG DISAPOINTMENT. JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU WHAT CLOTHES AND MAKEUP.AND FAKE STRAIGHT WHITE GIRL HAIR CAN DO

THATS BETTER!!! SO WHAT DID I MISS!!!

Brookie that must be some good ish you’re starting to sound like Mock Rock Star…

I am booked this evening though! I have to dance in Monroe and then I have two one hour sessions scheduled in advance. Good money it it.

@OSHIE
“I surely will!
As you know I hate sports and could care less either way, but he is one of those “super fans”.
I hate the white people up here. It’s like if you don’t have one of those deer stickers on your car and an LSU shirt on you’re some kind of freak.”
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LOL.

I mean this…. make sure to tell him that Les Miles is retarded. Please do this for me.

@ Man, I just don’t care

LOL Yes, big titties and no ass will throw you off balance.

Would I do Beyonce? Nah, I can honestly say that I’ll pass on that.

But my girl, Alicia Keys – oh, she can get it. She can get it all.

Brooklynn.. what size are your tatas? just curious!

I am wearing a kool-aid and hot sauce stained wife beater, pink house slippers, and a used pair of boxers left by one of my former customers! Oh yeah, and my hair is wrapped in a red bandana!

SASHA FLOP

um, that would be Rihanna getting the money, publicity, and appearances. now take floponce’s dick out of your mouth and come up for air for a second. and to hi haters, try splitting that 1.2 in half. you stans like to forget that it’s a double CD.

Regardless if it’s a double cd, it only counts as 1 unit, each cd would have to be over 90 minutes to count as two. Beyonce is no where near a flop, why so much hate?

New Years Resolution
1. Destroy my Babydaddy’s life
2. Bust the windows out his car
3. Exercise more

@MISS BLAZE 43
“LOL Yes, big titties and no ass will throw you off balance.

Would I do Beyonce? Nah, I can honestly say that I’ll pass on that.

But my girl, Alicia Keys – oh, she can get it. She can get it all.”
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Yeah. i would happily be yall “boy toy” or “secon place prize” or whatever.

I would gladly play my role in yall relationship….

IF YOU GIVE ME A 16TH YOU CAN HIT IT RAW

I am wearing a kool-aid and hot sauce stained wife beater, pink house slippers, and a used pair of boxers left by one of my former customers! Oh yeah, and my hair is wrapped in a red bandana!
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Neffe? Is that you?

I think Bey looks nice and I like her swimwear/beachwear ensemble

There was some girl on girl action going on here yesterday…

Can I see some boy on boy…man on man today…you know make it balanced…

Man, I just don’t care? you and Snoop or Talley B…

@PURPPLE

wut’s up? Long time no speak too. Happy New Year. Hope Christmas treated you well…

@ Sasha Flop, Ummm, she sold another 210,900 this week bringing the total to 1,458,800!LOL She’ll be double platinum in the USA in another month at this rate.LOL She’s already over 2 Platinum WW!

I got a bottle of Paul Masson for tonight!

@ Man…

Lol, I know right? So you’d give Pokey the business huh? She looks like she was good game.

As for the people mentioning women w/big breast-a-sis and no backs…that is the worst shape ever!!

Let’s see, other bad shapes for women:

*Big back…I mean big broad back.
*Chicken legs
*Big top, small bottom
*Skinny to the point of looking hurt and aching
*Shaped like a candy apple
*Carrying weight only in the front
*Big stupid breasts
*Flat chested
*Being shaped like a man
*Boxed
*No hips…no hips is the worst
*Big feet or hands

Ugh….

@AFIYA
“There was some girl on girl action going on here yesterday…

Can I see some boy on boy…man on man today…you know make it balanced…

Man, I just don’t care? you and Snoop or Talley B…”
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Naw… i don’t think so. Maybe Tim Tim can get him an ol man or something. LOL.

afiya….

naw, im cool, imma have to pass, im too big for gayness…..

It may not be Vee but I just wanna see how it’s done/described…

wait oh wait oh wait oh wait. Out of Respect of Beyonce Giselle Knowles CArter we MUST NOT post lyrics other than Sasha Fierce lyrics with that said, this one goes out to all my independent, single ladies:

Up in the club (club), we just broke up (up)
I’m doing my own little thing
You decided to dip (dip), but now you want to trip (trip)
Cause another brother noticed me
I’m up on him (him), he up on me (me)
Don’t pay him any attention
Cause I cried my tears (tears), for three good years (years)
You can’t be mad at me

[Chorus]
Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
Don’t be mad once you see that *he* want it
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

(2x) Wuh Uh Oh Uh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh Uh Uh Oh

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
Don’t be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

Drink up!!!

DARN!

@AND…
“Lol, I know right? So you’d give Pokey the business huh? She looks like she was good game.

As for the people mentioning women w/big breast-a-sis and no backs…that is the worst shape ever!!

Let’s see, other bad shapes for women:

*Big back…I mean big broad back.
*Chicken legs
*Big top, small bottom
*Skinny to the point of looking hurt and aching
*Shaped like a candy apple
*Carrying weight only in the front
*Big stupid breasts
*Flat chested
*Being shaped like a man
*Boxed
*No hips…no hips is the worst
*Big feet or hands

Ugh….”
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I agree with your list of female bodies (except skinny broads, I like skinny broads)… LOL.

Where are you from?
Do you like the ladies too?

They are chillin that was ^.

THAT SKANK BE NASTY INBATHING SUIT

^

:-O

As for the people mentioning women w/big breast-a-sis and no backs…that is the worst shape ever!!

Let’s see, other bad shapes for women:

*Big back…I mean big broad back.
*Chicken legs
*Big top, small bottom
*Skinny to the point of looking hurt and aching
*Shaped like a candy apple
*Carrying weight only in the front
*Big stupid breasts
*Flat chested
*Being shaped like a man
*Boxed
*No hips…no hips is the worst
*Big feet or hands

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Wow lets see I am guilty of the following

Big breast flat butt

and

*Big stupid breasts

Hey, Vee. I see everybody’s getting ready for the New Year.

Me, I’ll be bringing in the New Years while I’m down on my knees.

She’s no Serena.

Praying – THAT’S how I usually bring in the New Year.

What did you think I meant?

See, y’all some FREAKS!!! LOL

@ Afiya-we shall see. My eyes are peeled. its not like I’m *working* or anything
Well, no wait I am-I’m making sure OTHER folks are doing THEIR work.
@ Oshie-Neffie??? LOL-gold star for u!!

I’m bored y’all-let’s take the convo up a notch…

JAY-Z ONE UGLY MOTHA

Beyonce looks as if she’s wearing a leather vest and some grannie panties in this pose. I’m sure the water around the yacht wasn’t that deep

Hey Purpple!!

-great lyrics!

@Oh Lawdy

What happened to your yella pic with the twists?

Hey, Vee. I see everybody’s getting ready for the New Year.

Me, I’ll be bringing in the New Years while I’m down on my knees.

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Haha, I cant wait to get on my knees again, I am recruiting some fresh meat now lol

Brooklynn, call me stupid or whatever but quick question… What the hell happens to your real breast when you get implants? i always wondered on that one… but they look good on you ma! you know!

@ Vee

Don’t start…

NO SIR MAN, I AM IN LAFAYETTE AND YOU WILL BE WITH ME!!!

Brooklynn, call me stupid or whatever but quick question… What the hell happens to your real breast when you get implants? i always wondered on that one… but they look good on you ma! you know!

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OK STUPID, lol. The implants are implanted inside the real breast silly, the only thing that may come off sometimes is ya nipple, but they sew it back on after surgery.

that 7th member of the jena 6 joke was not cute… not a damn good look!

@ Man

Hey my Babydaddy Julio had such a good time wit u last night that he wanna come back again today, should I let him? lol

Brooklyynn.. hey bumba clod… dont call me stupid but ok i did tell you too so you can slide on that one. What the heck i dont know i just suck on them i dont design them, as long as they aint biting my nose off im cool!

@BROOKE
“Hey my Babydaddy Julio had such a good time wit u last night that he wanna come back again today, should I let him? lol”
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Naw… he ain’t have no good time wit me. Keep that nucca where he at.

Yea somebody start a topic , I am only at work till 3pm and I need some laughter in my life b4 i go ring in the New Year. But plzzzz no mo talk about titties

@JULIPS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn .. sewing back on a nipple, my lunch is going to be a disaster after that. Im going to the lunch truck and get soup and i better not find a nip floating around in my soup jk! lol!

Talk with yall later…gotta shower and go

OK STUPID, lol. The implants are implanted inside the real breast silly, the only thing that may come off sometimes is ya nipple, but they sew it back on after surgery.

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OK…I’m stupid too…so when the nipple come off and its re-sewn…do you still have that sensation when the nipple is stimulated?

Mock-Happy New Yearz
Oh I am so sleepy…

Wow! Her booty looks WAY different without butt pads. Thumbs down!

@ Anonymous

Damn .. sewing back on a nipple, my lunch is going to be a disaster after that. Im going to the lunch truck and get soup and i better not find a nip floating around in my soup jk! lol

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Yea they sew back on my nip and they lost sensation and looked a tad bit lopsided, I had about 3 surgeries on them just to correct them, and yes I do still have some scarring, these big things are soo overated and cant wait to be a normal woman again.

Honestly, I don’t want to see the picture each time I come to this site. I mean, there is nothing wrong with B, but leave for the hubby to see. They know they’ll be photographed, look closely at Solange, she’s reading US weekly, she and B want to be in all magazines and on all the websites. I’m over it!

Ewwwwww, no more talk of nipples being sewn on, falling off
I’m getting queasy. Seriously though-that’s a good quest Afiya.
@ Brook Lynn: tell us, is the sensation weakened aft surgery. Or enhanced? Hmmmmmmmmmm…
@Oh Lawdy-don’t let Mock upset u-its a New Year and you are too much FUN to let someone steal your
joy. Cant we all just get along??
@ Man-well thank u Baby I do what I can. Y’all shoulda never startin talking dirty yesterday. Got
a chick all hot and bothered, eager to feel the dizzying, ‘swoosh’ post-orgasm effect last nite.
You tell girlie I said to give you the full-svc treatment. She gotta throw lips to the d— in honor of the New Year

@ Brook Lynn

I’m sorry you don’t have any sensation in your nipples anymore. That sucks – well, you know what Imean.

where did Oshie go?

Ugggghhhh U guys Vee is gettin Bored and I dont wanna talk about Implants anymore, it was the worst mistake I ever made in my life!!!!!

Ok Carry on

where did “ATX Chick” and “And…..” go?

Can place my finger on it but they dont seem like happy people.

Ladies tell me how handsome and suave I am and how you want to have mulitple babies by me…

@AFIYA

wuts up with the “20 years today?” Is it your anniversary?

I see she swaggerjacking Rihanna with the jetsking

People take a look at the vid below “Beyonce The Biggest CopyCat Pt3″ All the proof u need

Sorry Brook Lynn…

@ Brook Lynn

You and Vee – don’t y’all start today.

Oshie – where are you?

Yes, it’s my anniversary…and I’m at work, bored as hell

ok bumba clod Brook… no more nipple talk cause i was getting a funny feeling in my mouth and i about to go to lunch so just hurry and get them things back to normal. The fact that you are a woman and dont have what i have turns me on .. dont matter what size they are God made you female and thats what counts!

@Vee’s question

Years ago I was told I look like Phyllis Hyman and my husband was told he looks like Michael Jordan

*shrugs*

Ok the implants were the second worst mistake, my son’s father was the first ok Carry on!!

I can’t think of any actress that I look like, accept for maybe a younger version of Angela Bassett.

Looking at these pics makes me think Jay really is not that into Beyonce. He never looks happy & I’m starting to think Bey is NOT such a nice person as she makes her self out to be.

@ Miss Blaze

is that u in your Gravie?

@Man

You are 1 self loathing man. You remind me sooo much of Julio, lol minus the Gay part

@MISS BLAZE 43
“I can’t think of any actress that I look like, accept for maybe a younger version of Angela Bassett.”
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I’ve come to the conclusion that I need stop resisting and just become your sex slave

**submitting wrist for shackles**

vee…..

two obvious ones
Shaq and BIG….and michael clark duncan on the green mile…..

@BROOKE
“You are 1 self loathing man. You remind me sooo much of Julio, lol minus the Gay part”
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self loathing? How do you figure?

ok bumba clod Brook… no more nipple talk cause i was getting a funny feeling in my mouth and i about to go to lunch so just hurry and get them things back to normal. The fact that you are a woman and dont have what i have turns me on .. dont matter what size they are God made you female and thats what counts!

@ Anonymous

awww, ur so sweet u r earning brownie points with me

Yup beyonce never had a butt to begin with , the camera was just always really close…….shes flat like a pancake…..

@ Man

self loathing? How do you figure?

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Because you said this:

Ladies tell me how handsome and suave I am and how you want to have mulitple babies by me…

@BROOKE
“Because you said this:

Ladies tell me how handsome and suave I am and how you want to have mulitple babies by me…”
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LOL. Oh, ok.

Uhh Vee, its snowing like dandruff in NYC, you may wanna raincheck lol

Actually sweet heart. you wish beyonce wasnt selling. her album went platnum in 3 weeks and is now #2 behind taylor swift. check billboard.

2008 can kiss my ass yall.

@purple he did that song, right every time I hear it motivation!!!!

How cute!

perking up @ Vee’s comments @12:48

THANKS GURL…that’s what I’m talking about…

Give me more…since I’mma be putting my thang down tonight…I need more moves and instructions…

Continue….

I look like Uma Thurman, only hotter and with a nicer body and cuter face.

Talley-B, THANK YOU! for taking the words right out of my mouth and putting the H-P (herpes penis LMAO) in Sasha Fots, err Flops pockmocked mouth!! ROTFLMBAO

@Southern Belle

I know girl, i had it on repeat rocking off. that song is on point like a .

YOU BE THE JUDGE IF SHE LOOKS HOTTER THAN UMA THURMON!

I THINK NOT, AS A MATTER OF FACT I KNOW NOT!

THIS IS OSHIE’S REAL PHOTO

YOU BE THE JUDGE IF SHE LOOKS HOTTER THAN UMA THURMON!

I THINK NOT, AS A MATTER OF FACT I KNOW NOT!
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Oh Daywalker, you’re so silly!

LOL @ Daywalker granting wishes. “SHAZAM!”

@OSHIE

Please submit your “wish” to DayWalker and you MAY be the lucky one!!!

@ Daywalker: Say dawg, can you make me as fine as Uma Thurman dawg? That’s my wish dawg.

@ Manhattan

I know, right. I’m a VERY affectionate woman and I LOVE to kiss and be kissed.

I mean, come on, you’re on a yacht / boat in the middle of St. Barts. That “pect on the cheek and a head on the breast” are for teenagers – not a grown ass married couple.

So, I see you point clearly on that one.

@ Julips

I am gonna be sooo sad to see you leave us. But my mama always said if u love something let it go, and if it comes back then u know, so I guess I must let u fly away my pretty bird (Tearing)

Oh P.S: Z is not impostering people, I met her and she is actually really really cool, just one of them girls you gotta get to know, but I am almost 100% sure thta impostering ppl is not Z’s steelo, just and FYI. Love Ya

@Oshie

You look waaayyy better that Numa Thurman girl….

Daywalker_ I Shall Grant One Lucky Lady Her Wish This Evening

Oshie still is shaking at the thought of me putting her on blast! You remember the private information you shared with me right, Oshie you hear me???
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Am I shaking? Wait no, hold on a sec… *turns off vibrator* …. ok, so, what now?

while your at it, please assist mrs and her 5 head!!!

LMAO at y’all.
@ Brook Lynn-my company’s in Newark so you know I hear many a hood-fab person complaining about the
weather. I might have to stay in PA tonite.
@ Man-no need for tears. I think we might be kindred-souls. HAHA-y’all have to excuse me.
I only get vulgar when I’m hungry or bored or hungry. I’ve been all three today but I’m eating now
so I should calm down shortly. That’s not to say that one of you can’t keep the raunchy talk goin’…

Ah, the infamous Daywalker…

Where’ve you been my brother – wait – are you still out of the country?

@ Daywalker

oh oh oh!! I got a wish, may u grant me a wish: Daywalker plz grant me those New Christian Loubiton 4 inch heels in Red patent leather oh plz Daywalker, lol

@OSHIE
“@Oshie

You look waaayyy better that Numa Thurman girl…. ”
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I cosign…

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better person.

Happy New Year everyone!

@MISS BLAZE 43
“I know, right. I’m a VERY affectionate woman and I LOVE to kiss and be kissed.

I mean, come on, you’re on a yacht / boat in the middle of St. Barts. That “pect on the cheek and a head on the breast” are for teenagers – not a grown ass married couple.

So, I see you point clearly on that one.”
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Ohhhhh… I see. I’m real affectionate too. Describe some the ways you would show affection to A.Keys.

Check Out New vid “Beyonce The Biggest CopyCat Pt3″ All the proof u need stans

This dummy acting like we shared our innermost thoughts over a cup of tea or something. GTFOH

*gasp @ Julips*

Look how fickle you are!

I love you too!!!@Brooke and Oshie!

@VEE

**writing down Newark…. currently in PA**

i love to too z!!!! even though you would not let me in your music group thats y it flopped@!!!

@Z

hey babe…

Whats up MAn, MRS, VEE, Fake Daywalker, and Afiya.

HAPPY NEW YEAR’S EVE!!!

OH LAWDY, OH LAWDY, OH LAWDY….

her weaves make her ugly and fat. she looks way better with her own hair…

Big ups to black marriages!!! Glad her ass is taking a break. It was BEy body guard whotakes thepics then her chubby cousin send inthe stories. These people put themselves in the news!!!!

I don’t want to touch my enemy’s hands Brookie!! They’re all sweaty and clammy and smell like booty!!!

@Z

Is that buffoon taking you out tonight?

I will be back shortly! I have to go pick up my Hummer from getting detailed for this evening.

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Damn can I come.. lol

oh so you dont love me brookie!!

swim-wig?

Hey Z, Happy New Year!!
@ Man-lol,you know where I’m from. Just think EAGLES! Woo Hoo!!
@ Brook Lynn-I agree: why so much beef and animosity–via cyberspace??? Life’s too short.
Now y’all come on…let’s join hands via the web and sing an ol’ negro spiritual.
@Oshie-I’m giving you a solo. LOL

Hey Z!

Happy New Years Eve to you as well! What you planning for tonight…it’s windy as hell here in VA…how is it where you are?

Jay-Z looks harsh! I still can’t believe her hair…

Well I will grab my enemy HOT SAUCE hand, he is my frienemy cuz u stole Z from me and made her a Sauce.. Yea I am hating. But I will forgive him in 2009 even tho I don’t approve of their marraige, Z deserves better.

@Z

Ima send you some naked pics so you can ring the new year in right. I hope you are with that buffoon when I send them

**evil laugh**

LAWDY I looovve u too. aww lokka Lawdy gettin Jealous, lol. I love everybody!!!! Wow I am so excited for a new year!!

@VEE

Lol at Oshie gettin a solo on the ol Negro Spirituals. U crazy.

Oh Z

I met to tell u on the phone this morning that I went on a date last night wit a guy from the club Saturday, he was a old friend of mine and he was the one I jumped on his nuts in the VIP room and simulated riding him backwards cow girl style whoo hoo!! You were on the Dance floor but Be saw the whole thing. lol

Man, I just don’t care

@VEE

Lol at Oshie gettin a solo on the ol Negro Spirituals. U crazy.
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That is crazy! LOL I will do my best, but don’t get mad if I break into some Christina Aguilera Dirrrty!

@OSHIE
“Lol at Oshie gettin a solo on the ol Negro Spirituals. U crazy.
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That is crazy! LOL I will do my best, but don’t get mad if I break into some Christina Aguilera Dirrrty!”
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Ummmm…. yeah. For your health I better let someone else do the solo.

@ MAn and Afiya

I will be with loved ones for New Years. me and the buffoon agreed to keep it moving. He is not reasdy for me (aka mad I was not at his beck and call while in nyc). The weather here is bright and sun with a lil wind.

I met to tell u on the phone this morning that I went on a date last night wit a guy from the club Saturday, he was a old friend of mine and he was the one I jumped on his nuts in the VIP room and simulated riding him backwards cow girl style whoo hoo!! You were on the Dance floor but Be saw the whole thing. lol
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Oh, I see what kinda girls you are….
we do need to hang out some time. Can’t ye’ll just come to me? I’m lazy

hey hey brook chocolate> dont you talk about my daddy Hot Sauce.. he loves Z unless you stood up at the wedding then click it down!

@Z
“I will be with loved ones for New Years. me and the buffoon agreed to keep it moving. He is not reasdy for me (aka mad I was not at his beck and call while in nyc). The weather here is bright and sun with a lil wind.”
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Well, you still have me to boss around (please boss me around)

@Oh Lawdy

I really do not like the way you come at my homegirl MRS. I feel your animosity is misplaced and unprovoked. Therefore, you can kiss my ass. Happy New Year’s Eve to you as well. Imposter that shyt.

[...] Click Here To See If You Were Right! [...]

Wow!!! all this over her bending over in a swiming suit!!

Beyonce is what she is; a very talented artist, who has earned respect from her peers, fans, non so called fans, kings, queens, princess, prince’s, Presidents and so on. This post proves it, say what you want, talk about how much she has and dont the bottom line is she has been able to backup everything she has done with her talent.

If you dont like her that’s your biz but really who cares?

@ Oshie-Oh no…no Christina Aguilera-isms during our song:-)
Your solo has been revoked.
Why isn’t it 3 o’clock yet?????????????? Oy!

Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)

@Oh Lawdy

I really do not like the way you come at my homegirl MRS. I feel your animosity is misplaced and unprovoked. Therefore, you can kiss my ass. Happy New Year’s Eve to you as well. Imposter that shyt.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW..

@Osh

I could plan a trip out that way. I have to hit up Fl and GA first though. We would have to have a secret date and location so MAn don’t crash our party.

@brook

how was the date? was he nice? where did ya’ll go and what did ya’ll do?

@ Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

@ Oshie-Oh no…no Christina Aguilera-isms during our song:-)
Your solo has been revoked.

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That’s ok, I’ll just stand over here and play the tamborine… if that’s ok… *sobs*

@Z
“I could plan a trip out that way. I have to hit up Fl and GA first though. We would have to have a secret date and location so MAn don’t crash our party.”
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Yeah, I would stop and pick up Daywalker on my way to Monroe. That would be a great get together right thur. LOL.

@ Steak Sauce

hey hey brook chocolate> dont you talk about my daddy Hot Sauce.. he loves Z unless you stood up at the wedding then click it down!

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Hey sweetheart, I am sure you think the world of your dad Hot sauce as do the other sauces, however! I dont want him corrupting Z and turning her into evil, remember you are apart of a cult now so you will become evil too. Yall are like the movie grimlins and Z would be the cute lil fuzzy fur ball thing that all the Grimlins try to covert. lol

Umm, Jay-Z? No sirreeee. I’m sorry but that brother is WHOOOPED!

*sigh* @ Z

Well for the new year I wish you a wonderful new man that will be @ YOUR beck and call (like MY husband) lol

God has wonderful things in store for you Z…trust your e-momma

Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)

@Osh

I could plan a trip out that way. I have to hit up Fl and GA first though. We would have to have a secret date and location so MAn don’t crash our party.
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Yipeeeee!!!! Do you like BYOB strip clubs and country ass dudes with gold teeth?

@ Man: Yeah, I would stop and pick up Daywalker on my way to Monroe. That would be a great get together right thur. LOL.
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I just spit out my orange juice when I read that.

Hey Hey People!!

@OSHIE
“Yeah, I would stop and pick up Daywalker on my way to Monroe. That would be a great get together right thur. LOL.
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I just spit out my orange juice when I read that.”
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Yall, could kiss and make up. You know, start 2009 off right. Then you and I would turn our attention to Z….

@ BE

What’s up? I know I was supposed to e-mail you last night, but after I did the laundry I had to clean the house. I didn’t feel like doing too much today that’s why I did most of it last night. I just have to cook today, that’s all.

@Afiya

its ok, I am not looking hard for anyone right now anyway. Just wanted a honest companion who i can bang bang bang from time to time. Oh well…its not meant for me to have sex in the champagne room.

@mAN

thats exactly why u are not invited.

@Osh

ur joking right?

Hey Afiya!

Hey Z

Hey Ms. Brookie

Hey Oh Lawdy!

Hey Man – you not being nasty today are you?

Hey Be, Momma I was telling Z about my date wit that tall guy I was dancing crazy with on Saturday, do u remember him? he even danced wit ya cousin for a bit.

dapro i aint goin no where!!!!!

@Z
“its ok, I am not looking hard for anyone right now anyway. Just wanted a honest companion who i can bang bang bang from time to time. Oh well…its not meant for me to have sex in the champagne room.”
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OMG. I swear I felt tears coming when I read that. “WHY, WHY AM I NOT IN NORTH CAORLINA??????”

@ Z: that was at Afiya. No, I’m not joking, she said one time she cut off her boyfriends penis a/k/a she did a Bobbit.

@Da Pro

wut up dawg. wut’s been up?

Hey Be!
Hey dapro!

Hey Be!

And DaPro & Brooke, I don’t know what I did to you both…but dang…

@Brooke – yeah I remember plaid shirt? he wasn’t that tall….tall to me is over 6’1

@BE
“Hey Man – you not being nasty today are you?”
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I’m never nasty. I think everyone scared off QC704 =(

what tito green bs are you talking bout

@ Z

When you least expect it…believe me…

Damn….Man come spank Oshie. She misbehaving.

Maybe he deserved it….If i didn’t fear for my life, there are a few who needs some castratin done.

Hey Oshie

Oh Lawdy please do not fight with Z – I loves yall both tooo much and I know how relentless you are so please stop

Z – please stop

@ Man, I just don’t care

There’s this actor whom I first saw in the movie ‘SPAWN’ Michael Jai White – yummy-yum-yum! He was also in ‘THE DARK KNIGHT’ but had a smaller role. That man is soooo phyne.

@ Oh lawdy

bye. keep it pushing. u told me to step, yet u till talking. wth…

@OSHIE
“Damn….Man come spank Oshie. She misbehaving.”
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COME HERE. You know I love it when women tell me what to do..

LMAO@Man – I’m never nasty. I think everyone scared off QC704 =(

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Honey you are always nasty!! I find it amusingly cute though

YOu scared off QC (she did say she would not be on today)

Alright Man, I guess you have to come spank me now. Dammit.
** slowly bends over and pulls down tight pincil skirt revealing perfect ass **

@BE

I am fallin back. In fact I am about to go wash my hair. I’ll be back ina few.

Okay, everybody, I’m out.

You all have yourselves a wonderful and SAFE – I repeat SAFE – New Year’s Eve and I wish you all – me included – a much better 2009.

Y’all be safe!

Peace

@Brook

You said it right ma close enough for me. You had a date?

@Be
That’s you all the way,

@Oshie
How’s my girl?

@Afiya
I apologize, we good it won’t happen again sweetheart

@Man
I’m good family, just losing a little weight that was holding me down. Ya boy is moving like Muhammed in his prime. What’s good with you?

I have to go – be back later!

Oh Lawdy and Z – please stop!

Afiya and Oshie – not again! (Oshie respect your elders)

Brookie – keep the peace while I am gone

@ Be: Afiya and Oshie – not again! (Oshie respect your elders)
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LOL I sorry… I just sometimes feel protective of O.P.Penis!

Oh-now look at Man, blamin’ US for scaring off QC when he knows good and well that he
had her scared to death yesterday!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Oh Lawdy-I’ll email you. I get the feeling that you’re sensitive and so am I. I hope you’ll
stay but if you gotta go you gotta go.
Errrrrrrrbody else, Happy New Year!! I don’t hear nobody singin’…

I’m out fam, peace and enjoy the evening

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

HI dapro!! Do you have some J. D in there for me?

Bye OH LAWDY?

she looks soo naturally preety

Disingenuous: giving a false impression of sincerity or simplicity

LOL-Nik U why u make me laugh, while I’m trying to mourn the loss of Oh Lawdy, sympathize with Afiya and silently, through osmosis calm Oshie down……

See-NONE of this woulda happened if y’all woulda just joined me in singing a hymn!
HardHeads…

make a soft ass…

@Brooke – yeah I remember plaid shirt? he wasn’t that tall….tall to me is over 6′1

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No Be not him the one in VIP that tall dark skin guy wit curly hair, remember I had my boobs out and my brother got mad and pulled me off him?

Vee…

Why the mourning?

Sorry, there in absolutely NOTHING FAKE about me…I’m way too old for fake!

LMAO…

If you like it then I must have had a butt pad on it! Haha – butt pads for everyone – HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I DID NOT SCARE OFF QC704!!!

Yesterday was the closest to a gentleman I can be.

I’ll be that Oshie!!

Iam starting to like Bey more…she seems more human now.

@OSHIE
“Alright Man, I guess you have to come spank me now. Dammit.
** slowly bends over and pulls down tight pincil skirt revealing perfect ass **”
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“No, you know you deserve this.”

**proceeds to give Oshie the tongue lashing she deserves**

chocolate brook> we aint in no cult ma, we are just tight and have mafia backup. Z can handle her self she is now the mafia wife but SMDH is the queen so i dont know how that will air out but my ma smdh and pa hot sauce aint never wrong.

i heard somebody up in here got a pancake booty. who that.

The beautiful women in here sure do make my day go by faster….. thank you all.

qc will be back, she just needs some time to recharge her quirting mechanism.

no Steak Sauce.

I am the QUEEN. Hot Sauce created all of you and I have married him, now I am the queen. SMDH was soy sauce. Not even of equal status. Just one of the off spring.

* squirting

dammit

I’m outta here; gotta get ahead of this weather. Happy New Years all! Be safe and be blessed. Talk to y’all in 2009-NEXT YEAR!!!

FLATEST CHICK IN THE GAME—

YA’LL MEN LOVE THE FAKENESS………. FAKE HAIR, NAILS, BUTT, TITS… YA’LL SURE YA’LL WANT WOMEN?

bye everyone. I have to start preppin some food.

Um, is anyone still here?

damn Z so does that mean we have to bow down to you, you could least be nice to us we are all now your off-springs. as long as we dont have to yes mam im cool with it. you kinda cute anyway so at least we aint got no ugly wicked step mom.

and to the people thats talking about ewww about her cellulite, i’m pretty sure somebody could be saying “ewww” about you!!!!

and your right.. they probably would about mine, bec ause I know I have it.. but mine is not on display like her is… that’s the diffrence.. and I concur.. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

@ Man: um, does that mean you got your wish?

thanks Dapro…have a blast and a safe time bringing in 09′

cyber x o’s and what not…

@PURPPLE

Hey… r u ignoring me? ….. again?

LOL @ Man and Purpple. LOL.

*stabbing self with letter opener out of boredom*

I wish Fallin was here….

OSHIE YOU HAVE MAIL!!!

lol hey i didn’t ignore you, i said hi back i just forgot to type it

LOL @ Poopoo head…

It just struck me that Afiya sounds like one of those white people that’s like “I’m not racist! I have a friend that’s black! I let him sleep on my couch once! We shared a coke one time!!!”

@PURPPLE
“lol hey i didn’t ignore you, i said hi back i just forgot to type it”
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Why do I want to believe you? I’m so sad….

@OSHIE

i didn’t get an email from you… did you send it?

Oh, what are you doing to ring in the New Year?

@JJJ

Happy belated birhtday. The kid gloves will be off starting tomorrow.

**evil laugh**

POO POO

@OSHIE

where the hell are you?

poopoo man shes makin poopoo

@man let the gurl take a poop!!!

oshie have you ever seen a diamond made out of flea poop!!!

@POOPOOHEAD
“let the gurl take a poop!!!”
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I wanna watch though…. =(

@purp im on the yo gotti thats whats up cong and I stay wit da jeezy in the magnum jeezy be on full repeat especially Crazy World,Ambitions as a hustler and Amazin

@JJJ
“Thank you Man…it was a great b-day. Kid gloves? Ha
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Well that’s excellent. How are classes coming along?

How is Sasha a Flop?? It’s back to #2 on the charts in its 6 week, Its selling More then Brit album she No.3, And on top of that She has the No.1 single “Single Ladies” the album has sold more the 4 million worldwide within six weeks!!!! yea ok!!! But thats wat Haters do Beyonce is do very well And She is Back to take Over and thats not hard to do lol!!!!! I knw u hate that Beyonce had a #1 album No.1 Videos, No.1 songs lol I knw u hate to hear her on the Radio, Hey Rihanna got a song out knw Rehab right?! Well How come its not at the top of the Charts?!!! But Single Ladies is and If I Were A Boy WOW!!! How come Rolling Stone did Not put none of Rihanna 2008 songs at the top of the list for best songs of 2008 but Beyonce is at No.1 with Single Ladies, wat makes that so funny is the Song just came out and Still on the Top of any best songs of 2008 list,Rihanna songs Like Take A Bow,Disturdia and Rehab did not top the List?!! Oh yea talk to me When she has No.1 single that stay at No.1 for 10 weeks or more lol… Oh yea How come she wasn’t Billborad Artist of the year Chris Brown was thats funny…But Rehab is out now and so is Single Ladies but whos on top? U tell me lol…

I’m here, I was smoking and I got intercepted by my sexually harrassy boss!

He said I looked “nice” today about 10 times.

Ugh, dammit, come back everyone! I’m here now!

@OSHIE

Let me tell you how to handle a sexual harrasser….

… waiting …

@OSHIE

You have to tell him another chick in the office said she likes him but is scared to verbally tell him.

Man, I just don’t care

@OSHIE

You have to tell him another chick in the office said she likes him but is scared to verbally tell him.
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You must get that a lot… LOL

I just deal with it by letting him think he can get some. That way I get office perks.

@OSHIE
“You must get that a lot… LOL

I just deal with it by letting him think he can get some. That way I get office perks.”
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Yeah, I’ve been harrassed (of course it’s called “options” if you’re a man) but usually I’m the harrasser. LOL.

Now, if leading him on is your thing….

Man: I was talking about you being the harrasser, but I’m sure you’ve been harrassed a time or two…

I don’t “get off” on it, I just use it to my advantage as applicable. And if they’re cute too it helps.

her butt is flat.

YesPlease!

her butt is flat.
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Yes, it is.

I’m bored.

Oshie

U never said wut u doin to ring in the new year…

@ Man: I got a call about 2 hours ago from husbands dad wanting to know when we were coming over for dinner, so I guess that’s what we’re doing… even though we were already going to watch the LSU GAME!

LOL

What are you doing tonight? Besides jacking off to my pic of course…

@OSHIE
“I got a call about 2 hours ago from husbands dad wanting to know when we were coming over for dinner, so I guess that’s what we’re doing… even though we were already going to watch the LSU GAME!

LOL

What are you doing tonight? Besides jacking off to my pic of course…”
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Well, I was SUPPOSED to be digging this chicks guts out but we been playin phone tag all day. I don’t know if it’s gonna go down.

I was going to jack off regardless though.

Jacking off is a solid plan that nearly never fails… unless you drink too much or you lose your hands in a terrible garbage disposal accident.

@OSHIE
“Jacking off is a solid plan that nearly never fails… unless you drink too much or you lose your hands in a terrible garbage disposal accident.”
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Ok…. even without hands… I would rub my dick up against something until I nutted. (I’ve thought about this)

Ok…. even without hands… I would rub my dick up against something until I nutted. (I’ve thought about this)
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LMAO! It’s good to plan ahead, you know, in case of emergencies. I would knock out a hole in your wall at dick height and fill it with a rubber tube or foam padding, just in case such an event might befall you, or in case you have a friend with no arms who comes to visit. Because you are a good friend, aren’t you?

I’m a good friend in deed. You know… I’m terrified of those “hole in the wall” things. I always think something on the other side could damage my dick.
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Like termites? A badger? A chick with braces on?

@OSHIE
“Like termites? A badger? A chick with braces on?”
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That’s the point… I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S ON THE OTHER SIDE!!!

Sorta like me blindfolding you and inserting strange objects up your vagina. (although the thought of that is turning ME on)

I never thought Beyonce had anything and this proves it, she always had wide hips which makes it look bigger. (And yes black people can tan @ the person who said “arent we dark enough”)

Oshie what do you do for a living? you always blogging!!

The only thing wrong with being the best looking chick in the office is that all the other chicks wish I was dead

@OSHIE
“LOL she put something in your booty LOL”
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??? HELL NO. I thought SHE would like any old thing up her vagina (that’s my word for today). I’ll let you imagine the rest.

Oh yeah…. blind folds and handcuffs are a no no with me.

How far did you go in school?

??? HELL NO. I thought SHE would like any old thing up her vagina (that’s my word for today). I’ll let you imagine the rest.

Oh yeah…. blind folds and handcuffs are a no no with me.
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Did you make her cry??? WTF did you do Man???

Have a happy and safe New Year everybody! Oshie, Man…Ya’ll seem to be the last ones left for today.

@2CUTE4U

U2!!!

Hey 2 cute!

@OSHIE
“Thanks, Man. My vagina just put up a “Out Of Business” sign for the rest of the night upon reading that. *shudders*

…

*shudders again*”
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LOL. I think she turned gay after that.

I just developed a deep hatred for your husband. Even deeper than the abyss of hatred I had for him before now…

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I’m not lying when I say we have sex a MINIMUM of twice a day.

@OSHIE
“I’m not lying when I say we have sex a MINIMUM of twice a day.”
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I see, I see…

@ Man: I don’t know, it’s just the way we’re wired. We find it upsetting and confusing when a man tells us we shouldn’t show so much cleavage and then goes and spends money and time looking at girls with nipple clamps pee on eachother and get gangbanged by midgets.

I’m broke. Should I get my nails done?
Yes or No.

@OSHIE
” I don’t know, it’s just the way we’re wired. We find it upsetting and confusing when a man tells us we shouldn’t show so much cleavage and then goes and spends money and time looking at girls with nipple clamps pee on eachother and get gangbanged by midgets.”
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No it’s not. It’s pretty simple to us.

It’s bad when other men look at OUR ol lady
It’s good to look at naked women

I promise you, men are the simplest things on this planet. Easily…

@OSHIE
“I’m broke. Should I get my nails done?
Yes or No.”
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Yes. You won’t become rich from the savings of one pedicure/manicure.

No it’s not. It’s pretty simple to us.

It’s bad when other men look at OUR ol lady
It’s good to look at naked women

I promise you, men are the simplest things on this planet. Easily…
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I know. That’s why men and women fight so much.

@ Man:Yes. You won’t become rich from the savings of one pedicure/manicure.
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You’re a genius!

she set this whole thing up…first she tells the world where she’ll be vacaying and then she’s snapped gazing right into the “paps” cam, oh and jay just happens to be cudddling up against her. this is supposed to hide the fact that her cd and movie are flops..nice try sahsah/beyonce…come again.

Ooh! I can see gravies all of a sudden!
I love the Boondocks!

And yes Osh, you should get your nails done, it will make you feel better about being broke!
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I’m surrounded by geniuses!

@OSHIE

wut’s that you said about “fatal attraction” again???….

^^^^^

Ok… I’m out. Oshie, don’t forget to tell your husband about Les Miles being at least mildly retarded.

If you do that will make up for the rest of 2008. LOL. Talk to you Monday…

I’m out too, going to get my nails done.

Oh, and I did, and he said he knows he is.

LOL

Hm, somebody please explain to me how a picture of Beyonce’s butt gets more comments than Barack Obama???? I see “we” still have so far to go..carry on….

IIIIICK !

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!!!

yo

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Too funny. You could tell she wore butt pads anyway cause sometimes you could see the seams, just like how sometimes you could see the glue of her lacefront. Sorry stans! Fake titties, fake eyelashes, fake hair, now fake breasts. What is a stan to do?

she lost alot of weight..no more booty, she still beautiful..

“Curves”??????? Uhm not anymore. She must be adding some pads to herself when she is wearing those tight dresses and pants. What else would it be? Wonder why Rihanna is always pointed out as having flat cakes but this isn’t flat? This is curves? Hmm ok

HAPPY NEW YEAR.. MOM AND DAD (HOT SAUCE AND MY NEW STEP MOMMY Z).. NOW GIVE ME MY DAMN X-MAS PRESENTS YALL OWE ME!

STOP ALL THIS SEX TALK OSHIE THATS ALL YOU TALK ABOUT AND GO GET LAID> THEN YOU WONT BE ABLE TO TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL AND TYPE WITH YOUR HANDS BUSY> GO GET LAID FOR THE NEW YEAR SINCE THAT ALL YOU BLOG ABOUT. IF YOU GETTING IT GOOD ALL YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SAY IS UMMMMM GOOD.

the beast and the beauty!!
damn

http://www.rihannasucks.blogspot.com/

Beyonce album is SELLLING LOL HATERS U’LL MAD SHE BACK!!! No.1 single Single Ladies

She okay …but her backs look FLAT…. I didn’t think it was really her on first glance

she is average at best she should have had surgery pre vaca to remove her cellulite gross..I don’t have it and her hair is dirty and nasty …fake hair is too

Jay and Bey are very shrewd business folks. Otherwise, they would not have the entire World in hysteria about what, when and why are they doing this or that, vacay here, there and everywhere. Masters at their craft, laughing all the way to the bank with one goal in mind, hitting Forbes billionaire list. Now money is not everything. However, ambition is.

Ok 2 the people sayin beyonce swagger jackin rihanna cuz she on a jet ski..R u fukin serious??? wow i guess nobody in this world can get on a jet ski ever again since they’ll be jackin rihanna swag rite? plz shut the fuk up, she could get on a fukin jet ski, the shit fun, stop hatin, she still doin her, rihanna dont own jet ski’s she aint the first chick on a jet ski, get real……n bey n jay look so cute…n bout the ass thing, she do look pretty flat, but she look small all over, i think she get her ass when she gain weight

@ Fan of Bee – What exactly do those album sales mean for you? How has your life changed? Thought so.

1st post on new yr

After the rant go suck on a dildo. i think your problem is that you jealous of bossip founder cozz he hit it big. he is a millionaire. stop hating embrace american dream

This is crazy… I mean because rihanna has been jetskiing, now nobody else can. Bey is vacationing and if you look closely she is in the middle of the wilderness not like rihanna who was in shallow waters.

For someone who is very private about their life, why would she state to the media where she was going to vacation for the holiday. I thought if you were so private, stating where you were going to be would be an issue. She wants the attention of showing off how fake her and Jay is and for pictures to be taken. I think she gets a kick out of being in the light then fronting like we all up in hers and she being shy about it. Bey please fall back!

DAMN I THOUGHT SHE HAD A FATTY……SHE STILL OFFICIAL THO

Sales dont double bc its a double disc LOL..some people and their “facts”…..The pics are not flattering though.

EVERYTHING IS STAGED WITH HER!
Paid paparazzi looks the same as unpaid.
Its like watching a catty middle school “look I got Jay with me” crap.

She needs lil girly attention while hes being a dude not caring either way.

How do THEY look happy? She got that same red carpet smile & hes just there (except where it looks like shes trying to headbutt him.

Jays done this a million times…he was having more fun on Big Pimpin.

I DIDNT EVEN SEE THE ONE WHERE SHES STANDING INFRONT OF HIM (with no hug from him) LOOKING RIGHT INTO THE CAMERA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I gotta go throw up! Shes thinks like a 12 yr old. All she needs is a set of pompoms and Jay needs a Letterman jacket. Then she can say, “Im the cheerleading captain & this is my jock boyfriend!”

Did she get on the jet ski just for the photo where shes posing again? Why she woke Jay up in the other pic?

Where’s Beys’ ass????

So what if Bee doesn’t have a butt…her body still looks better than most people that get on this site….so BAM. Reguardless…she got a flat stomach and big hips..so who cares? does that make her any less woman bc she has no ass and wears buttpads…? Give me a break. I’m not a beyonce stan I just think most of ya’ll are childish. The girls that got somethin bad to say are haters and the guys that got something to say mad bc they ain’t in Jay-z spot. Some of ya’ll need to…*GET A LIFE*

Plus I seen a comment on here saying she’s biting rihanna’s style bc she’s riding a jetski. W/e…I’m pretty sure that a lot of celebs ride jet skis in the ocean. Big whoop. And from what I’ve been hearing Rih-Rih don’t have that much dough. Bee and Jay own their shit.

Why does it have to be staged? Reguardless of if she’s posed or not..they’ll still follow her on her vacation…so if it is posed at least it’s guaranteed that she’ll look nice. Cuz if she didn’t ya’ll would still have something to say? STFU.

and….a lot of celebrities wear enhancements under their clothes or get surgery…so she’s not the only one who does it. NONE OF THEM LOOK LIKE WHAT YOU THINK THEY LOOK LIKE. they’re made up, they wear enhancements, and they are airbrushed.

Why does she always wear that curly orange weave when she goes on vacation?

I am a 23 yr old female and i am inspired by Beyonce. i am inspired to get my body right and get on my grind to make more money and be something more than i was in 2008 and make it happen in 2009. People stay hating or never have anythin to say positive about another black female. its a damn shame. I bet if most of the black women in america who hate or cant respect beyonces hustle, hustled like she did, we all would be some bad bitches.. but i see only a few of us can make and get that title.. the ones who hate loathe forever in a universe where they think other people aint shyt therefore they will never be shit..

THINK POSITIVE THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF AND OTHERS, AND POSITIVE THINGS WILL HAPPEN IN YOUR LIFE…SIMPLE

AND FOR THOSE WHO SAYING SHYT ABOUT BEYONCE BEING PRESS OVER JAY-Z, SINCE WHEN WAS IT A CRIME TO BE YOUR HUSBANDS NUMBER ONE FAN???? I CANT BELIEVE SOME COMMENTS ON THIS DAMN PAGE SOMETIMES…

LET ME BE MARRIED TO A MAN I LOVE AND WE MAKING MONEY AND WE DONT HAVE A WORRY IN THE WORKD,BEST BELIEVE CANT NO ONE TELL ME HIS SHYT STANK….NOPE NOT HEARING IT, SUPPORTING MY HUSBAND TO THE FULLEST

MISS FLAT BACKS!!!!

It’s a new year and some people can’t change so negative always dissing others. B is beautiful without make up too….lots of females can’t or shouldn’t do it…I KNOW I can.

hop off the girls batty as long as Jay ain’t coughing ya’ll need to shut up

Good Weaves and Make Up work wonders for some people..Without it beyonce is looking pretty homely!

BUTT PADS LOL!!! YOU CAN TELL IN HER SINGLE LADIES VIDEO NO HOMO BUT THAT 1ST PIC IS PROOF!!! DAMN THATS SAD LOL!!! THEY DON’T HAVE BUTT PADS FOR BIKINIS LOL DAMN B KEEP IT 100%

wow. I thought it was all her. After reading this site I watched her Halo video and noticed her butt was missing. Well she fooled people for a long time. She’s still a beauty though. She should help KIm Kardashian find more believeable butt pads.

Wow. I thought it was all her. But you can tell even if you look at her Halo video. She fooled people for a long time. Maybe she can help Kim Kardashian find believeable butt pads.. Bey is still pretty though.

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