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tete

12/31/08, 08:44:am

Her ***** is flat as hell.

KC

12/31/08, 08:44:am

In my mind…I imagined her @$$ would look so much better…ewww I’ll p*****.

Ieshia

12/31/08, 08:49:am

FIRST ?????

jjj / Proud Jamaican

12/31/08, 08:50:am

These pictures are proof that Beyonce’ wears butt pads!

Ieshia

12/31/08, 08:50:am

3RD LOL LOOK LIKE THEY HAD A GREAT TIME

jai

12/31/08, 08:52:am

that ***** look like my 78 years grandmothers…..proves she be wearing ***** pads lol

sourgrapes

12/31/08, 08:52:am

I still beat, but her sister Solange is the bizness.

Ieshia

12/31/08, 08:52:am

@ Proud Jamaican I DIDNT WANT TO BELIVE SHE WAS WEARING BUTT PADS BUT NOW IM STARTING TO

Marie

12/31/08, 08:53:am

So….

Baby Girl

12/31/08, 08:54:am

ya she wears butt pads! this is proof show the world!! LOL nah i REALLY DONT CARE!!!!

ATXChick

12/31/08, 08:54:am

told yall they child wears butt pads when i had said that i got jump on and *****….but bam boom there goes your proof… flat ***** hell

sweetone

12/31/08, 08:55:am

@jjj my thoughts exactly. She got a lotta booty when shes performing what happened I guess you can’t wear butt pads in a swim suit. HA HA.Wonder if Jay knew before he put a ring on it.

ATXChick

12/31/08, 08:57:am

why do black people sun bath aint we dark enough….

The_Truth

12/31/08, 08:58:am

***The Hip-Hop police sells useless surveillance photo’s to paparazzi and tabloid websites! (BOSSIP)

THINK—-where would they hide taking photo’s of someone in the middle of the ocean??

Vill

12/31/08, 08:59:am

Not looking so bootylicious

bogman1

12/31/08, 08:59:am

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Talley-B

12/31/08, 08:59:am

so, tell me this….
who gives a got damn about them folks vacationing. let them be, dammit. and watch the *****holes pore in and start hating. here are some examples of what you will be reading today on this post:

- i can’t believe that she was picking a wedgy, hjow stupid of her.

- she wears butt pads in her bikinis

-she needs to get off the jetski and make babies

-Jay-z is cheating on her azz while she’s swimming.

-Beyonce is a fat “b” because she has a ounce of cellulite

-Beyonce is a flop because she went to the Carribean (Sasha Flop will probably say this)

Basically, people, if you have any of these things to say, put a herpes ***** in your mouth and shut the hell up….

B

12/31/08, 09:00:am

I guess rihanna even inspires her vacation behavior, le. jet ski

Raquel26

12/31/08, 09:00:am

Ewww…from the back her butt is nothing to hoot and holler over. Now a lesson learned for all you fellas who believe that what you see is what you’re getting.

NOT!!

Stop being hyped over the glitz and glamour that they WANT you to see. I never believe whats on T.V. Everything is fake; including personalities.

Anonymous

12/31/08, 09:03:am

Get it Girl!!!! Her body is sick. The angle this picture was taken is not flattering but i think *****ody can really look good taking this shot. I know I wouldn’t!

ATXChick

12/31/08, 09:04:am

raquel 26: exactly because when all that makeup is off she looks like a regular chick and i do mean regular

talleyb: none of my comments made your list thank goodness cause i dont want a herpes ***** in my mouth (yuck)

tasha

12/31/08, 09:05:am

These pics look unreal, like they’re just posing…esp Beyonce.

CadillacLove

12/31/08, 09:05:am

Wow!! This is the most affection I have seen between the two of them. They need to stop being afraid to love one another in public, they are so cute….and yeah, homegirl wears but pads!..lol

iluvprada

12/31/08, 09:07:am

Wow…you can really tell the difference in her butt! NO HOMO.

Tasha

12/31/08, 09:07:am

Awe, they look so cute together. She’s really a pretty girl w/o make-up. Cant say that for all! But yeah, they look very relaxed and they need it espeically her hard working a$$!!!

HI Haters!

12/31/08, 09:07:am

Mr. and Mrs. Carter looks fabulous! Hip Hop Royalty Hov & Bee! My fave celeb couple for sure! Beyonce looks gorgeous!

moi

12/31/08, 09:08:am

Talley-B

so, tell me this….
who gives a got damn about them folks vacationing. let them be, dammit. and watch the *****holes pore in and start hating. here are some examples of what you will be reading today on this post:

- i can’t believe that she was picking a wedgy, hjow stupid of her.

- she wears butt pads in her bikinis

-she needs to get off the jetski and make babies

-Jay-z is cheating on her azz while she’s swimming.

-Beyonce is a fat “b” because she has a ounce of cellulite

-Beyonce is a flop because she went to the Carribean (Sasha Flop will probably say this)

Basically, people, if you have any of these things to say, put a herpes ***** in your mouth and shut the hell up….

^^^^^^^^^^^
lol
u forgot to mention Rhianna, maybe Ciara..

btw : it’s not exactly news that the girl got hips- but no butt

Roe ski Love

12/31/08, 09:08:am

I have to admit that I was disapointed when I saw the photos, but I have to give props to a sister who ain’t afraid to get her hair (weave) wet.

Talley-B

12/31/08, 09:09:am

my bad, i forgot to add one to the list….

-Bey is swaggerjacking Rihanna for jetskiing

Talley-B

12/31/08, 09:10:am

@ moi

lol, i gotcha covered….

ATXChick

12/31/08, 09:10:am

tasha: you know as i look through the pics again you are right it seems like she knows someone is taking pics of them because she is looking directly at the camera…

Roe ski Love

12/31/08, 09:11:am

Her body is bootylackus.

OH LAWDY!!!!

12/31/08, 09:12:am

hey atx its humpdayyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! yesterday was off the meter!!!!

Talley-B

12/31/08, 09:12:am

@ atx chick

yeah, that wouldn’t be a good look for you….lol

SASHA FLOP

12/31/08, 09:13:am

@talley-b

she’s a FLOP because she’s getting her ***** kicked on the charts by an 18 year old country singer. her vacationing is irrelevant.

is that cellulite i see on her flat backs?

dayg715

12/31/08, 09:15:am

ewww. Rihanna may be n*****atall, but at least she’s not cellulite central.

Talley-B

12/31/08, 09:15:am

Sasha Flop…..

don’t choke so hard on the herpes *****….

and gives a damn about record sales, who’s getting the money, appearances and publicity, ms Flop??? yeah, just keep the ***** in your mouth…..

bored

12/31/08, 09:16:am

@ Talley-B you said it, and yes she has a but we all do!

Let them people enjoy their life!

@MOI also a good one and I concur!

They human, not Wonderwoman and the Bionic Man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ATXChick

12/31/08, 09:18:am

Oh lawdy; what up chick hell yeah yesterday was off the chain….funny as hell we got to get this hump day started right to bad beyonce cant join….

HI Haters!

12/31/08, 09:18:am

OHHH, the haters don’t like this at all!LOL Ummm, 1.2 in 5 weeks vs. 2.1 in two years! Nuff said! LOL

ATXChick

12/31/08, 09:18:am

sasha flop: you know it is girl….

Talley-B

12/31/08, 09:19:am

and to the people thats talking about ewww about her cellulite, i’m pretty sure somebody could be saying “ewww” about you!!!!

pm

12/31/08, 09:20:am

I can’t even hate wish I was on that boat eatin skrimps and steaks, *****in all day , chill in the sun, and relaxin. But thats cool I will pop a bottle for 09 tonight as soon as the white man tell me I can leave work early.

ATXChick

12/31/08, 09:21:am

talley-b: just like people may say eww about you… some people may think that beyonce is so perfect meaning her body is perfect when it all boils down to it, its not perfect she has dents, marks, weaves just like any other female in america…

lindy

12/31/08, 09:21:am

lmao @ sasha flop

ATXChick

12/31/08, 09:22:am

pm: ***** i took a sip out of my bottle just to get me through the day man the white man over here better let us go early if not i will be one drunk lady

b'more

12/31/08, 09:22:am

this post should be titled “Sasha Pancakes”.

Talley-B

12/31/08, 09:22:am

to atx chick,

don’t you know, whats not perfect to you, CAN be perfect to somebody else. I didn’t know that we have one set standard of the perfect woman. can you tell me what that is???

So what?

12/31/08, 09:22:am

So what if she wears but pads she still looks good! And people with big *****es somtimes look funny bending over ya’ll need to get a life….Haters

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 09:23:am

Wut up people?

Is that really Beyonce? OH well, I’d still plow that *****.

So what?

12/31/08, 09:24:am

THE DAMN GIRL IS NOT PERFECT….SHE IS HUMAN JUST LIKE YOU AND ME!

kahmmillion

12/31/08, 09:24:am

Those look like some old lady cakes.

QUEEN

12/31/08, 09:25:am

shes doing a rihanna i never see her so this kinda stuff she was busy wooing jay to have fun ……whateva flat butt

QUEEN

12/31/08, 09:25:am

do my bad

Talley-B

12/31/08, 09:25:am

@ man

co-sign 100%

tear it down, tear it down….

ATXChick

12/31/08, 09:26:am

talley-b: i dont know what the perfect women would look like some say halle berry all im saying is you got some people (not me) that looks at beyonce like she is a barbie doll…dont get me wrong yes she is beatiful…but those people who idolize her like that need to know she is only human and she has dents, craters and crap like some of the females in america

SASHA FLOP

12/31/08, 09:26:am

@talley b

um, that would be Rihanna getting the money, publicity, and appearances. now take floponce’s ***** out of your mouth and come up for air for a second. and to hi haters, try splitting that 1.2 in half. you stans like to forget that it’s a double CD.

ATXChick

12/31/08, 09:27:am

man: what up?

SASHA FLOP

12/31/08, 09:28:am

funny how you stans shout “who cares about record sales” when your swagger jack queen isn’t selling LMAO.

ATXChick

12/31/08, 09:28:am

sasha flop: have you heard the cd… i listen to some songs on my*****e but didnt care for it at all…diva is nice like the beat not the video

Sydney

12/31/08, 09:29:am

OK, first I see an ***** shot. . .

Then I read posts about a “herpes *****. . .”

Double Yuck.

*leaving thread*

ATXChick

12/31/08, 09:29:am

record sales is the only reason she is who she is

Magz

12/31/08, 09:29:am

SO CUTE! I WISH I was on a boat right now with my millionaire husband instead of at work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DownSouth81

12/31/08, 09:30:am

That ***** is FLAT! I thought she had a bigger bottom than that. I guess she is just legs and hips.

SASHA FLOP

12/31/08, 09:30:am

what’s wrong stans? did you finally realize that this chick is HUMAN, and not JESUS like you all try to make her out to be?

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 09:31:am

@ATXCHICK
“man:what up?”
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what’s up? I’m hoping I’m not the only bum at work today.

I was hoping to see your pick. Don’t forget to take my advice tonight when you go out.

SASHA FLOP

12/31/08, 09:32:am

@ATX chick

nope, don’t have to listen to that crap. the singles she released said enough for me. 2 whole CD’s of that mess? lol, i’ll p*****.

Talley-B

12/31/08, 09:32:am

to atx chick

to the people that thinks that she has a perfect body like a barbie doll, thats their choice. and if they found out she had dents and what not, they would STILL think she’s perfect. just becuase YOU think she isn’t perfect and is regular, doesn’t mean that other people have to feel like you.

and to sasha flop, you ***** stain, since when has rihanna made 80 million??? yeah, and when the last time you saw rihanna on oprah, movies and other talk shows MORE than bey??? i see that the herpes nut is messing with your brain cells…..im thru man….

ATXChick

12/31/08, 09:33:am

Man: i wont forget my bad i will soon put a picture up promise anyhow i took a sip out of my bottle this morning just in case the boss dont let us go early if not i will be to drunk to care..

JUST BECAUSE

12/31/08, 09:34:am

You gotta love B&J!!! i know Ciara wish her and 50 could get pap pics like this on vacation, or like chris and rihanna!!dang lol

Yahh Trick YaaHH!!!

12/31/08, 09:34:am

she do have an *****. its just that from the back, bent over, it looks flat lol. either that or her ***** is a lie.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 09:35:am

@ATXCHICK
“Man: i wont forget my bad i will soon put a picture up promise anyhow i took a sip out of my bottle this morning just in case the boss dont let us go early if not i will be to drunk to care..”
_____________________________________________________________________

Just let a brother know how it goes… I love yall women on here. Keep me hard all through out the day. LOL.

What you drinking on anyway?

ATXChick

12/31/08, 09:35:am

sasha flop: LMAO yeah you were right but i was just hoping she had a surpise in the middle at least… guess not. her bday cd sounded so much better.

talley b: who cares beyonce aint ***** i prefered kelly, latavia, or latoya (now thats a pretty women )(nohomo)

ATXChick

12/31/08, 09:37:am

Man: patron does the body good… i bet you we do keep you hard throughout the day

Nina Knows

12/31/08, 09:37:am

Now the stans are screaming “she’s human get over it”… lol

but the whole time they been acting like she’s above human without a flaw.

the pics aint that bad, but they sure are not perfect.. at all

AntiLame

12/31/08, 09:37:am

Now that’s one Reality show I would LOOOVVEE to see…. They’re so mysterious..

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 09:38:am

@ATXCHICK
“Man: patron does the body good… i bet you we do keep you hard throughout the day”
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Oh you do you do…..

WANNA SEE???????

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 09:39:am

@NINA KNOWS
“Now the stans are screaming “she’s human get over it”… lol

but the whole time they been acting like she’s above human without a flaw.

the pics aint that bad, but they sure are not perfect.. at all”
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LEAVE BEYONCE ALONE!!! SHE IS ONLY HUMAN!!!

She is a close to perfection as a human can get!!

ATXChick

12/31/08, 09:40:am

man: naw im okay

OH LAWDY!!!!

12/31/08, 09:41:am

i got a bottle of captain and some pineapple on ice in the truck!!! yahoo!!!!! man my ole cre0le ***** is gonna kill em tonight!!!!

Re

12/31/08, 09:41:am

That’s just a bad picture…there’s no way her body deflated overnight…

jazi

12/31/08, 09:42:am

1 – the pics are staged..as usual.

2 – they’re not that flattering (is that cellulite on ms perfect?)

3 – *****ody really cares

Nina Knows

12/31/08, 09:42:am

@SASHA FLOP

lol.. I agree with you. People act like no other entertainer compares with beyonce. yes beyonce is a nice looking woman, but she aint the only one. They always wanna bring up how much money she has to validate her. So what if she made 80 million? Rhianna made millions too… with half the talent.

at the end of the day, their both pretty, not all that… and super rich.

ATXChick

12/31/08, 09:44:am

oh lawdy: pour my up some (handing you my cup) now you be good tonight and i mean that

Talley-B

12/31/08, 09:44:am

atx chick

and thats your preference, just like i think that Bey was the prettiest girl out the group….its all a matter of opinion….i respect all sensable opinions….

AntiLame

12/31/08, 09:44:am

I’ll admit (because I’m a huge B fan) that people are a little too obsessed with her, like my bestfriend… She’s beautiful, can sing, was blessed with a body of a Goddess, and has positive energy.. Acting on the other hand, hmmmm, she just needs to stick to singing….

Her personality is often hidin.. I would love to know what the REAL B is like… Maybe she wouldn’t have as many HATERS…

Although people don’t agree with her fans, let the girl be…..

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 09:44:am

@ATXCHICK
“man: naw im okay”
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I see…… well if you ever aren’t “okay”…

Make sure yo feet is on that plastic!

12/31/08, 09:45:am

i wish i could vacay over the winter holiday

ATXChick

12/31/08, 09:45:am

talley-b: thats cool

OH LAWDY!!!!

12/31/08, 09:45:am

here you go boo!!! can you believe king ding a ling is letting me go out with the girls tonight!!!! alone!!! hahahahahahahahahah HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

OH LAWDY!!!!

12/31/08, 09:46:am

HEY MAN MY SWEETHEART!!!

Nina Knows

12/31/08, 09:46:am

lmao@ Man, I just dont care!!

I know right..
That sounded just like a stan.. .I tell ya!

THISISME

12/31/08, 09:46:am

WHILE EVERYBODY COMPLAINING ABOUT BEY AND HER BUTT PADS SHES DOWN THERE IN ST. BARTS ENJOYING THE GOOD LIFE!! WISH I WAS THERE!!!

Nina Knows

12/31/08, 09:48:am

whut up lawdy, Re!!

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 09:48:am

@NINA KNOWS
“I know right..
That sounded just like a stan.. .I tell ya!”
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LOL. Yeah, I know. You can’t “reason” with a stan boo. That ***** is impossible.

I wish a ***** would tell me something about Kobe or my son Peyton Manning. Ima be like “***** you hater.”

Yeah, I’m sad…. LOL.

ATXChick

12/31/08, 09:48:am

antilame: you know i have to agree with you. I feel if i knew more about the real beyonce i would dig her alittle more but since i get a fake person on screen and her about another person off screen im just confused on who she really is. i dont dislike her because of her beauty,and money. If i want to be a fan of someone i would like to know the person im supporting and im not getting that from beyonce thats why i tend to say alot about rihanna because she lets people know “hey im human to and have a personality on and off camera”

Jan

12/31/08, 09:48:am

She does not wear butt pads. She looks just like JLo. She has a very small waist and that’s what gives her incredible curves. If you look at JLo in a bikini she looks the same way. The clothes she wears compliment her figure. What you people are use to is an extremely fat ***** and gut, which is why you think she wears pads. And that is a pity, always looking to knock the girl for nothing.

OH LAWDY!!!!

12/31/08, 09:49:am

HEY NINA BOO!!!!!! HAPPY 2009!!!!!

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 09:49:am

@OH LAWDY
“HEY MAN MY SWEETHEART!!!”
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Wut up? I think my ***** grew an inch or two yesterday from being on hard so long. LOL.

PErvster

12/31/08, 09:49:am

ShhhiiIIIIttt! More like “Shasha NO Cakes”! This broad is highly overrated in the looks department. I’ve always known she had NO ***** AT ALL, the ***** is just hips and girdles.

To all my “around-the-way” girls…stop embracing all the fake standards , mirages and for sale beauty. Every time you see Beyonce she’s tucked, stuffed, airbrushed and every*****ing thing else. I see more ***** traversing the streets of ATL than this ***** gets credit for. Bootylicious?? Where the ***** did that song come from? She had y’all fooled. Keep ya’ heads up fine sistas. Better yet.. keep the heads down, and *****ES UP (had to do it). Love y’all :O)

ATXChick

12/31/08, 09:49:am

hear^

Oshie

12/31/08, 09:50:am

Um… wow, I have a better ***** than Beyonce? That’s a beautiful start to my day!

OH LAWDY!!!!

12/31/08, 09:50:am

I WANNA BE THE JUGDE OF THAT!!! @ MAN LEMME SEE@!!

ATXChick

12/31/08, 09:51:am

man: it did (looking)

OH LAWDY!!!!

12/31/08, 09:51:am

SIT DOWN AND HAVE A *****TAIL EARLY THIS MORNIN OSHIE!!

Lisa

12/31/08, 09:51:am

They are living the life!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love them.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 09:51:am

@OSHIE
“Um… wow, I have a better ***** than Beyonce? That’s a beautiful start to my day!”
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I would like to see you in the exact same posistion and bathing suit as Bey to determine that. Thank you.

ATXChick

12/31/08, 09:51:am

oshie: hey girl

ATXChick

12/31/08, 09:52:am

oh lawdy: im still waiting on my cup

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 09:52:am

@ATXCHICK
“man: it did (looking)”
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Yeah, it was like one of those “pump machines” without the pump. It started to hurt though after a while.

One of those “pleasure is pain” sort of hurt LOL.

Oshie

12/31/08, 09:53:am

Lawdy, I think I shall! Here’s to my spectacular *****! Cheers!

The Bear - Black is the new White!!!

12/31/08, 09:53:am

I could be wrong but this has the look of a planned photo-op to me.

I mean why does it appear that the yacht didn’t actually go anywhere.

St. Barts is a cool French Island in the W.I. but everybody knows that the paps stay on the lookout for ‘vacationing’ celebs there.

Oshie

12/31/08, 09:53:am

@ Man: I would like to see you in the exact same posistion and bathing suit as Bey to determine that. Thank you.
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You’re welcome.

Nina Knows

12/31/08, 09:54:am

If serena or delicious bent over.. you think that ***** would look flat?…. doubt it

I’m sorry I’ve seen pics of jlo bent over… ***** was still there.

Beyonce has a great body, but get over it people.. her ***** is a little on the “blah” side. she looks great from the front though.

And...

12/31/08, 09:55:am

All of them are regular or cute chicks w/a good foundation to work with….

Add publicity, weave, media hype, created image, over exposure, saturation, brain washing – you have a star.

It’s entertaining but not that serious.

As sexy as people/men claim her to be, men don’t buy her records stans & teenagers do.

All of my male friends that cut for her don’t even own her cd.

Not to mention less & less women are checking for her these days.

I’m 29 w/2 degrees & flourishing professional life. I was a fan in the beginning and her music has not grown w/me one bit. As an “artist” thats an issue.

Her lyrics are vapid & childish. If it wasn’t for her throwing her crotch & humping *****ody would listen to her.

The Dangerously In Love cd was her hey day…its over.

Currently she’s entertaining & good for gossip (hence) at best.

*Humming Rehab, lol.

OH LAWDY!!!!

12/31/08, 09:55:am

ATX I GAVE YOU YOUR STYROFOAM, STOP TRYING TO DRINK 2 AT ONCE!!! GREEDY HEFFA!!!

ATXChick

12/31/08, 09:55:am

@man: i guess you are one of the lucky ones huh

ATXChick

12/31/08, 09:56:am

oh lawdy: damn you caught me (drinking) who else got some drank

Nina Knows

12/31/08, 09:57:am

lmao @ PErvster

OH LAWDY!!!!

12/31/08, 09:57:am

HERE YOU GO OSHIE!!!! I AM FIXIN TO PUT SOME PINA COLADAS IN THE MIXER, ANY TAKERS MAYBE I WILL THROW A SHOT OF ***** JUICE IN THERE TOO!!!!

AntiLame

12/31/08, 09:58:am

ATXChick

My point exactly… She does appear fake in Interviews and so on… That’s why I feel if they had a reality show, that would be awesome, b/c they can’t fake it for too long while that camera is rolling allday, everyday…

She’s too closed off… I still love her though for the talent that she has. But would be a huger fan if I knew more about her on a personal level…

She does appear on T.V. as the “perfect creature”… Inhuman… So it’s nice to see pics like this to remind us that she is human… Appreciate it Bossip

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 09:58:am

@AND…
“All of them are regular or cute chicks w/a good foundation to work with….

Add publicity, weave, media hype, created image, over exposure, saturation, brain washing – you have a star.

It’s entertaining but not that serious.

As sexy as people/men claim her to be, men don’t buy her records stans & teenagers do.

All of my male friends that cut for her don’t even own her cd.

Not to mention less & less women are checking for her these days.

I’m 29 w/2 degrees & flourishing professional life. I was a fan in the beginning and her music has not grown w/me one bit. As an “artist” thats an issue.

Her lyrics are vapid & childish. If it wasn’t for her throwing her crotch & humping *****ody would listen to her.

The Dangerously In Love cd was her hey day…its over.

Currently she’s entertaining & good for gossip (hence) at best.

*Humming Rehab, lol.”
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Lol. All that ***** is true
I would still bulldoze that ***** though.

OH LAWDY!!!!

12/31/08, 09:58:am

JUST THINKIN OF MANS ***** GOT ME NEEDIN A NEWPRT BRB

ATXChick

12/31/08, 09:58:am

Oh lawdy: naw we dont need no fresh ***** juice in the drinks it will make it to strong…

The truth doesn't hurt me..

12/31/08, 10:00:am

She is a regular person like everyone esle in the world. Get over it. Damn. Stop idolizing her. If you like her music enjoy it–if you don’t like her music then don’t; either way..she is real person people. She *****, showers and shaves like everybody else.

Oh and guess what she feels, has cellulite, and wants privacy like everyone else. Brothas will still hit and some women still want to be like her.

Whoopdie Doo!!! Happy New Year’s Everybody

Be Safe; Be Responsible.

Oshie

12/31/08, 10:00:am

Can I mix ***** juice with sizzurp or will it blow up in my face? You know, like pop rocks and *****e?

lanette

12/31/08, 10:00:am

Beyonce represents what BOSSIP hates the most which is successful Black women who don’t need them.
Even the haters on this site know she is a great entertainer that is why they hate.

BOSSIP hates Black Women
Bossip hates Black Families

anonymous says the one who keeps it moving

12/31/08, 10:01:am

oshie sorry but i dont see you with a better azz than Beyonce.. sorry !!

ATXChick

12/31/08, 10:01:am

oshie: give it a try and let me know so i can try it out…

Talley-B

12/31/08, 10:02:am

oh lawdy

can i have a jose cuervo and *****e, please….
i’ll be in the corner while you are whipping that up….

*over in the corner spitting game at nina knows*

LawdhavMercythis*****is real

12/31/08, 10:02:am

LUV MY BEYONCE SHE LOOKS GREAT IN THAT BIKINI . BODY IS HITTING FOR THEY LOOK LIKE THEY HAD A NICE RELAXING VACAY BOO LOVING N ***** ON THA YACHT MUST B NICE .. NOT MAD AT YAL HOVyance’
HAPPY NEW YEAR BOSSIP *****ES

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 10:02:am

Mmmmmm……***** juice. I wish all the women could put some in a cup for me right now!!!

YUM!!

ATXChick

12/31/08, 10:03:am

since we are p*****ing drinks around i guess i will whip out my purple stuff and sprite who wants some?

Oshie

12/31/08, 10:03:am

anonymous says the one who keeps it moving

oshie sorry but i dont see you with a better azz than Beyonce.. sorry !!
___________________________________________

Ok! I’m not sorry!

anonymous says the one who keeps it moving

12/31/08, 10:03:am

Nina Knows.. Good morning my lovely friend… HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR “09″ to you!

And...

12/31/08, 10:03:am

@ Man

LMAO!!! Oh so true. I’m sure any nucka w/a functioning ***** would smash.

I don’t blame you one bit.

AntiLame

12/31/08, 10:03:am

And…

On the CD comment, that’s exactly how I feel.. She has not made a memorable, worth buying, and great music since “Dangerously in Love”… I’ll admit I do support her and buy her CD’s, but the one she just released is a disaster. It took me literally 2 weeks of listening to it before I grew to like any of the songs… Well the Sasha side is cool. But the slow songs sound like a Disney Movie Soundtrack.. Real talk!

Dani

12/31/08, 10:04:am

I Know Right Beyonce is a FLOP:
Beyonce is a FLOP With the #1Song WW “If I were a Boy”, The #1 in the states on the Hot 100 “Single ladies” and has sold 2 million albums WW in 5 weeks, 3 Singles on the Hot 100 THAT ***** IS A FLOP!!

Anywho Beyonce isn’t perfect..She having Fun…HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS =}

ATXChick

12/31/08, 10:04:am

Man: you will have to many cups to drink if we all collected on ***** juice

anonymous says the one who keeps it moving

12/31/08, 10:04:am

oshie… can i see? and dont forget to pick your wedgie when you show me!

AntiLame

12/31/08, 10:04:am

I can so see Cinderella and her Prince slow dancing at a Ball to all her Slow sounds… lol… and that’s bad

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

12/31/08, 10:04:am

Morning Luvs. Happy ‘09!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH LAWDY!!!!

12/31/08, 10:05:am

HEY YOU GO MAN, ONE ***** JUICE ON THE ROCKS COMIN RIGHT UP!!!!

Oshie

12/31/08, 10:05:am

ATX: Me me me me me me mem em em emememmememeeee! *holds out quadruple stacked styrofoam cups*

OH LAWDY!!!!

12/31/08, 10:06:am

MORNING VEE , HAVE A DRANK BISH!!!

Talley-B

12/31/08, 10:06:am

ATXChick

Man: you will have to many cups to drink if we all collected on ***** juice

that’s where i come in at…..

Oshie

12/31/08, 10:06:am

I like my ***** juice straight up with a twist.

ATXChick

12/31/08, 10:06:am

oshie: pouring some purple stuff and sprite….drink up girl dont waste

Vee: what up Vee happy new year dont get to drunk

Oshie

12/31/08, 10:07:am

Why am I at work today? *****!

ATXChick

12/31/08, 10:07:am

Talley-b: if thats the case you can have some i will make sure i will take the seeds out

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

12/31/08, 10:07:am

Hi…

Ummm she doesnt have a boo-tay. OH WELL she has alot of other things…BUT I will say that things arent always what they are cracked up to be….

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 10:07:am

@ATXCHICK
“Man: you will have to many cups to drink if we all collected on ***** juice”
_________________________________________________________

How dare you underestimate me??????? I would purge all previous meals just to make *****e for that delicious elixir.

When will Jay recognize that Beyonce is just playing with him?

12/31/08, 10:08:am

She is so fake!

Beyonce is playing really a good acting in front of the cameras.
That one picture with Jay laying on her neck!!!!.
I have to threw up.
What’s wrong with you Jay? Are you in trance with that fake itch.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 10:08:am

@VEE

Just wanted to thank you. I jacked off to you last night.

I owe you one.

ATXChick

12/31/08, 10:09:am

Why am I at work today? *****!

you know i asked my self that same damn question…hell i got ***** to do, things to shave, hair to fix

AntiLame

12/31/08, 10:09:am

Yall silly…

Who’s going to church for New Years?

I’ve never done it before, but a want to start this year on the right track..

It will feel alot better than getting drunk waking up with a hangover peuking everywhere… I’ve had too many of those days. I’m chilling out this New Year

anonymous says the one who keeps it moving

12/31/08, 10:09:am

Happy New Year “09″ to all!! I have to go do some work now and will pop the bubbily tonight to celebrate!

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 10:10:am

Wut up FALLIN POET and TINA (if you are lurking)

Wish you could join the convo. Sorry if we missing some topics you would like to bring up…

Nina Knows

12/31/08, 10:10:am

Hey anonymous !!!

Happy new years to you too babe! 2009 here we come…

Talley-B

12/31/08, 10:10:am

atx chick

yeah, thanks, no seeds for me…i like to gulp it all down…..

ATXChick

12/31/08, 10:11:am

Antilame: i went to church on new years eve 2 years straight i had so much fun we played games and everything choir sang songs i had a blast…this year is the only year i wont attend because i havent went out in a min.

MsFit

12/31/08, 10:11:am

It’s obvious a lot of folks on here have never been on vacation. If you have, you would know that the MAJORITY of women on the beach wish they had a body like that. I just came back from Ochos Rios and a huge population of the women on the beach didn’t have a body like that. In the whole scheme of things, who cares if she has a big donkey azz or not…honestly…who cares? I work with a girl that has the biggest azz in America and she’s still trying to find a man. All that azz and she’s still on the prowl…go figure! *smdh*

ATXChick

12/31/08, 10:11:am

antilame: its not like church on sunday

anonymous says the one who keeps it moving

12/31/08, 10:12:am

Oh OH me of my … i just saw my babes Nikki U before i sign off… Heyyyy NIk U , if i dont get to holla have a Happy New Year and take a toast for your ole friend anon!!!

When will Jay recognize that Beyonce is just playing with him?

12/31/08, 10:12:am

That one picture she is looking in the camera like “I see you guys…take a picture from me and jay”.

Oshie

12/31/08, 10:12:am

@ Man and Talley-B: Gross!

Oh, and if only people really “owed you one” after they jacked off to you. I could really cash in… hmmmm….

Talley-B

12/31/08, 10:13:am

antilame

it’s so much fun man, it’s like a huge party, you will enjoy yourself. i have done it the past two years, and i must say it has been a blessed experience. im actually spending new years with my fam this year…..

Nina Knows

12/31/08, 10:14:am

Talley-B

oh lawdy

can i have a jose cuervo and *****e, please….
i’ll be in the corner while you are whipping that up….

*over in the corner spitting game at nina knows*
_________________________________________________
oh really..

take that ***** staight up, you dont need *****e with tequila.

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

12/31/08, 10:14:am

MsFit…

Hi MsFit…speaking for myself its not that she doesn’t have a big butt its that she wears a fake one (obviously)…be a good role model…love yourself…100%

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 10:15:am

@OSHIE
“Gross!

Oh, and if only people really “owed you one” after they jacked off to you. I could really cash in… hmmmm….”
____________________________________________________________

LOL. It’s called

P O R N

yeah, you get paid for it Oshie.

Talley-B

12/31/08, 10:15:am

to oshie…..

thats not gross, it’s nutritious…..

AntiLame

12/31/08, 10:16:am

ATXchick

Really? If I were to do anything other than that, I would goto a House Party with friends and people I know.. That would be way more funner. I’ve gone out on so many New Years and I’m eager to do something different..

Now if I was out of town, instead of wack ***** St. Louis, I’d mostly definitely be in somebodies club..

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

12/31/08, 10:16:am

anon…

I most certainly will!! Be safe!! Toast to us!! Money madness in ‘09…I wish to make love on a bed full of money…and it not be singles, fives or tens

chucky1

12/31/08, 10:17:am

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Talley-B

12/31/08, 10:17:am

Nina Knows

Talley-B

oh lawdy

can i have a jose cuervo and *****e, please….
i’ll be in the corner while you are whipping that up….

*over in the corner spitting game at nina knows*
_________________________________________________
oh really..

take that ***** staight up, you dont need *****e with tequila.

naw not tonight, i’m just chilling out tonight. straight up cuervo is for those fridays after the long crappy week…..

MS. P.R.O

12/31/08, 10:17:am

I’m churchin…anti lame….there was one point in time i would be up in the club on new years…in times square about to get my life taken….lol….i have even perputrated and when to church but the minute it let out….i was at the nearest club…..i have no regrets…its calledd living ur life…but people do grow up and priorities become a little bit different….tonite i will be in church giving thanks that i made it to see another year and giving thanks that 09 will bring bigger and better things…
happy new year yall….

ATXChick

12/31/08, 10:19:am

antilame: if you do go to church trust you will have some much fun if my fiance wasnt pressuring me to go out and have some fun for a chance i will be right at my church tonight. its like when 12 hits if anything was to happen you feel that safe presence from the lord you will have fun if you dont i give you permission to kick my *****

Nina Knows

12/31/08, 10:19:am

What happened to daywalkers inposter? He was funny as hell.

Its the holiday Imma be nice

12/31/08, 10:20:am

Must be nice, last time i had this much fun. i was on my honeymoon.. must be nice..

Oshie

12/31/08, 10:20:am

@ Man: I know it’s called p o r n … I was being obtuse… I think… what does obtuse mean?

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

12/31/08, 10:21:am

Hey Fam!
@ Oh Lawdy & ATX-Happy ‘09!!I will take y’alls advice and have a beverage or two to celebrate the New Year.
@ Nik U-’w*****up homie-Happy ‘09. Like u, I wish to make love on a mil like Jay-Z promised on his cd
@ Man-I’m so honored & Happy New Years!! U aint the only one who came as a result of my prowess last nite…

Oshie

12/31/08, 10:21:am

My impostor sucks. I think I’m going to file a complaint unless they improve.

Manda...aka cranberry sauce, i only come around on holidays cuz the rest of them are plum crazy lol

12/31/08, 10:22:am

bossip…….zzzzz… hey errybody zzzzz

AntiLame

12/31/08, 10:22:am

Well CHURCH it is……..!

ATXChick

12/31/08, 10:22:am

obtuse= big right

ATXChick

12/31/08, 10:23:am

yeah oshie your imposter gets on my nerves

Oshie

12/31/08, 10:23:am

@ ATX: I know what obtuse means, I was being incongruous.

ATXChick

12/31/08, 10:24:am

okay what does incongruous mean damn i should stayed in college or atleast paid attention

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

12/31/08, 10:24:am

obtuse: slow to understand something…

HEY Vee!!

I know right!! I know what you are on…ditto I need that (major) gwap in my life…and one of your llines….

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 10:24:am

Damn Vee, you gettin hoes straight at work, satisfying two men and *****.

You top notch boo.

Oshie

12/31/08, 10:25:am

All my impostor ever says is like “whoo! I’m gettin drunk! I like drugs!” Yeah we KNOW I like drugs and alcohol, step your game up!

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

12/31/08, 10:27:am

incongruous: unsuitable or out of place in a specific setting or context

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 10:27:am

@OSHIE

My imposter was pretty funny. I felt “special.”

ATXChick

12/31/08, 10:28:am

Nikki: thank you so much you can never stop learning now let me see if i can wow these white folks here at work and use it in a sentence

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

12/31/08, 10:28:am

W*****up Oshie and Mandah!!
Nik U-u sound like me, definin’ ***** for folks. This dude thought he was SO fly until he told me
we could ‘companionize’. I said ‘*****wipe you KNOW that is NOT a word! How old are you again???’
Man-I do what I can
Okay folks-taking a poll: what are your New Years’ Resolutions???

ATXChick

12/31/08, 10:28:am

you are special man!!

Sexymami!

12/31/08, 10:28:am

awww bey looks like a beautiful old lady!

andreas2g

12/31/08, 10:29:am

this should prove that Beyonce wears Butt pads! No ***** at all!

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 10:30:am

Jeez, I hope Bobby Jindal lays me off and gives me a severance package. I think that would be one of the happiest days of my life!!

ATXChick

12/31/08, 10:30:am

my new years resolutions
1. have a body like beyonce
2. where my weave like beyonce
3. start sun bathing with my black ***** like beyonce
4. find my inner person and creat another image like beyonce

ATXChick

12/31/08, 10:31:am

awww bey looks like a beautiful old lady! LMAO

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 10:33:am

My New Year’s Resolution never change

1. Make more money
2. Be a better person
3. Have a threesome (or at least watch lesbian love)
4. Avoid serious relationships
5. Maintain good health

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

12/31/08, 10:34:am

ATXChick…

I think…I KNOW you can!! Hey use this…Proffer: to offer something for consideration to somebody

Vee…
I rather be a dork than a dumb*****…

ATXChick

12/31/08, 10:34:am

man: why do you want to avoid serious relationships?

toocute

12/31/08, 10:34:am

her body looks ok,I dont think she wears but pads,she never really had a but to me,she just has wide hips

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 10:35:am

@VEE

I would “companionize” wit you all damn day.

keeping it cool

12/31/08, 10:36:am

once again, *****! is there anything else out there to *****yze besides *****! they are on vacation( wish i could do the same) looking happy and content, enjoying each other, that’s all that really matters.

Manda...aka cranberry sauce, i only come around on holidays cuz the rest of them are plum crazy lol

12/31/08, 10:36:am

Man, I just don’t care

My New Year’s Resolution never change

1. Make more money
2. Be a better person
3. Have a threesome (or at least watch lesbian love)
4. Avoid serious relationships
5. Maintain good health

=====================================
yeah mine are along the sames lines as urs minus #3 lol u man w*****, i love it lol

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 10:36:am

@ATXCHICK
“man: why do you want to avoid serious relationships?”
_____________________________________________________________

I don’t see the benefit…

(although I think in order to get my threesome I will need to be in a “serious relationship…. damn, catch 22)

ATXChick

12/31/08, 10:37:am

my new years resolutions
1. have a body like beyonce
2. where my weave like beyonce
3. start sun bathing with my black ***** like beyonce
4. find my inner person and creat another image like beyonce
5. increase my vocabulary with words like proffer and incongruous meaning reading the dictionary now and then

Oshie

12/31/08, 10:37:am

My resolution is to buy a word-of-the-day calendar so I can be a geniouss like Nikki U!

ATXChick

12/31/08, 10:38:am

man: how old are you may i ask?

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 10:38:am

@ATXCHICK
“man: why do you want to avoid serious relationships?”
___________________________________________________________

No, you may not.

**evil laugh**

Oshie

12/31/08, 10:39:am

@ Man: (although I think in order to get my threesome I will need to be in a “serious relationship…. damn, catch 22)
________________________________________________

You are so wrong.
A “serious relationship” is the best way to ***** up a good threesome. They have to be random *****s. Even better if you don’t know their names.

ATXChick

12/31/08, 10:39:am

Man: i will tell you my age if you tell me your i thought we were better than that man

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 10:39:am

@ATXCHICK
“man: how old are you may i ask?”
___________________________________________________________

No, you may not

**evil laugh**

(pasted the wrong statement, LOL)

ATXChick

12/31/08, 10:40:am

let me guess about 50

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 10:42:am

@OSHIE
“You are so wrong.
A “serious relationship” is the best way to ***** up a good threesome. They have to be random *****s. Even better if you don’t know their names.”
_____________________________________________________________

I was sooooooo close with these two chicks.

I don’t do as well with “random chicks” as with “casual acquantices” that I’ve known for a while and they have some level of trust with me.

HA HA HA HA HA HA

Oshie

12/31/08, 10:42:am

Man is the same age as me, 21!

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

12/31/08, 10:43:am

Oshie…

I like to partake in books in my spare time…hence my vast vocabulary…my Mother still whoops my ***** in Jeopardy…you play with her and ‘nothin but silence’ -Jeezy on your end…

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 10:43:am

@ATXCHICK
“let me guess about 50″
______________________________________________________________

would you feel betrayed if I said older? Really, what do you think of older, wiser, more “established” men?

Oshie

12/31/08, 10:44:am

@ Man: I was sooooooo close with these two chicks.

I don’t do as well with “random chicks” as with “casual acquantices” that I’ve known for a while and they have some level of trust with me.

HA HA HA HA HA HA

_____________________________________________

Like chicks you meet on the internet for example???

*dramatic music* Dun Dun DUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Manda...aka cranberry sauce, i only come around on holidays cuz the rest of them are plum crazy lol

12/31/08, 10:45:am

Oshie

Man is the same age as me, 21!

==========================
well lets make it a party then lol

Oshie

12/31/08, 10:45:am

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

Oshie…

I like to partake in books in my spare time…hence my vast vocabulary…my Mother still whoops my ***** in Jeopardy…you play with her and ‘nothin but silence’ -Jeezy on your end…
__________________________________________________

Ok. I’m very proud of you.

ATXChick

12/31/08, 10:46:am

man: what i think of older much wiser men…. well let me say hi granddad

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 10:47:am

@OSHIE
“Like chicks you meet on the internet for example???

*dramatic music* Dun Dun DUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
_____________________________________________________________

I have never hooked (had sex) with any women that I’ve met over the internet.

I usually start off as that “quiet, un*****uming friend”……

me

12/31/08, 10:47:am

i just wish me and my family could be on the same island chillin just like them.

Oshie

12/31/08, 10:47:am

@ ATX: So you’re not like Brooke, you don’t like peanut *****?

Manda...aka cranberry sauce, i only come around on holidays cuz the rest of them are plum crazy lol

12/31/08, 10:48:am

ATXChick

man: what i think of older much wiser men…. well let me say hi granddad

================================
ew all that atlk about squirting yesterday too?!?! bad mental picture lol

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 10:48:am

@ATXCHICK
“man: what i think of older much wiser men…. well let me say hi granddad”
_____________________________________________________________

No…. I’m kidding. I’m not quite that old. HA HA HA.

Austin is a beautiful city.

Manda...aka cranberry sauce, i only come around on holidays cuz the rest of them are plum crazy lol

12/31/08, 10:49:am

Oshie

@ ATX: So you’re not like Brooke, you don’t like peanut *****?

===================================
D E A D!!!

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

12/31/08, 10:49:am

@ ATX-I kinda cosign on your resolutions too: I always vow to go to the beach more.
I plan on REALLY make that happen more in ‘09.

Oshie

12/31/08, 10:50:am

Brooke was talking about raping great granddad’s with air tanks or some ***** yesterday… that woman needs an intervention…

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

12/31/08, 10:51:am

No, you should take pride in yourself…

‘books check ‘em out books check ‘em out…

read about stars and cars playing electric guitars…

AC

12/31/08, 10:52:am

beyonce startin to look old

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

12/31/08, 10:52:am

So, is it 3pm yet???????

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 10:52:am

Some more resolutions

6. Stop *****ing over people (as much)
7. Stop sexually harr*****ing coworkers
8. Find another job
9. Pray more that God forgives my last five years

ATXChick

12/31/08, 10:52:am

oshie: girl please if i have to look at a 100 y/o ***** i will go blind….

Vee: yeah i need more me time i havent had that in a while… it would be nice to chill on the beach for a few hours with some drinks.

Man: yeah austin is pretty but if you lived her all your life it tends to get boring…

eshab1234567890

12/31/08, 10:52:am

Does he ever hold her, when she kissing on him and all in his face. HIs hands are always down and away from her.

Re

12/31/08, 10:53:am

Is it safe?

*opening the door slowly*

Whew. Happy New Year everyone May God bless you with another year of happiness…and hopefully, prosperity, love, and good sex.

Manda...aka cranberry sauce, i only come around on holidays cuz the rest of them are plum crazy lol

12/31/08, 10:53:am

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

So, is it 3pm yet???????

======================
i mean honestly! lol u got me in trouble last night lol

kai

12/31/08, 10:54:am

got damn Talley-B how much are you getting paid for Beyonce PAYROLL? I mean DAMN! I got a lawn to mow..can ya do the ***** for free as well? You look like you need the dayumn exercise and my ***** is a mess…Theres some leaves that need to be bagged.

ATXChick

12/31/08, 10:54:am

really is it 12 yet im ready to go and get my party on

Oshie: yeah brooke gotta love her got me with them ***** beeds and salad tossing yesterday…

Oshie

12/31/08, 10:54:am

My resolutions are:

1) quit smoking
2) get a new job
3) learn to read
4) make more itemized lists

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

12/31/08, 10:54:am

And hey-where’s Brook?? I’m worried (like I actually know her). LOL
Nik U-your Mom sounds like mine–except her game of choice is Scrabble.
Next time we play I’ll try to use ‘companionize’-me and Man are going to submit that to
Webster’s for approval. Hell, if bootylicious made it so can we:-)

Manda...aka cranberry sauce, i only come around on holidays cuz the rest of them are plum crazy lol

12/31/08, 10:55:am

Re

Is it safe?

*opening the door slowly*

Whew. Happy New Year everyone May God bless you with another year of happiness…and hopefully, prosperity, love, and good sex.

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i can get down with that lol

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 10:55:am

@KAI
“got damn Talley-B how much are you getting paid for Beyonce PAYROLL? I mean DAMN! I got a lawn to mow..can ya do the ***** for free as well? You look like you need the dayumn exercise and my ***** is a mess…Theres some leaves that need to be bagged”
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damn.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 10:58:am

@ATXCHICK
“yeah austin is pretty but if you lived her all your life it tends to get boring…”
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That’s everywhere though. Sometimes you gotta just try out a new spot. I got a friend in Dallas that wants me to come see them… I’m thankin bout it.

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

12/31/08, 10:58:am

Does you Moms say:

‘unorganized…56 **********in points *****es’?

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

12/31/08, 10:59:am

Does your Moms say:

‘unorganized…56 **********in points *****es’?

Oshie

12/31/08, 11:00:am

My mom is an English teacher. She writes all over everyting I write with a red pen. LOL, it’s true.

The Sensitive Black Man

12/31/08, 11:01:am

It’s time for Jay Z to get an upgrade. This ***** looks way past her expiration date.

ATXChick

12/31/08, 11:01:am

Man: yeah dallas is the place to me ( doing the my dougie dance) you should go down there

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

12/31/08, 11:02:am

Hey Re! Happy 09′ 2 ya!
@ Mandah-I hope u got into some (good) trouble cuz of me. Hurts so good huh?
I had a lil episode myself. I have to thank my bossip fam for some inspiration…
I walked on the wild side a bit. Woo Hoo-Happy New Year to ME!!!!!!!!!!!
I resolve to become a better person,
to make and save more $,
to become more spiritual-and stop bein’ so horny (lol),
to take at least 1 vacation,
and to add yoga to my work-out routine.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 11:02:am

@THE SENSITIVE BLACK MAN
“yeah austin is pretty but if you lived her all your life it tends to get boring…”
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Naw… she got a few more years left.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 11:04:am

@ATXCHICK
” yeah dallas is the place to me ( doing the my dougie dance) you should go down there”
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Going to Dallas would be “up” for me because I’m in Baton Rouge, LA.

My friend loves it there too. I ain’t got no money right now though. **sigh** You ever been to LA? I’m sure you’ve gone to Mardi Gras and ish.

Nina Knows

12/31/08, 11:04:am

@Man, I just don’t care….

yhea if you do come to dallas.. dont talk ***** about the cowboys in public, you might get stoned to death. this people are nuts.

***

12/31/08, 11:05:am

These pictures look like they were staged.

soldiergirl

12/31/08, 11:05:am

Happy New Year All………Nina, roll w/it sista, Nikki U, ur fire “like ur style” And… ur Righteous. Man, Man, Man, words cant x-press my sentiments… u r wilding always, funny but wild…To the Nasty Girls,Os, Law, MRS & Vee hold it down ya’ll.. Brooke where ya at? UR are too funny, anyway PEACE,BLESSING & PROSPERSITY TO ALL IN THE 09…….

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 11:05:am

@OSHIE
“My mom is an English teacher. She writes all over everyting I write with a red pen. LOL, it’s true.”
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My Mom’s a math teacher and now I’m an auditor….

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

12/31/08, 11:05:am

Hey, did you see one the news how they are going to stop witht he red pen and use green? That is why kids are bad and stupid today…

snoop bloggy blog

12/31/08, 11:05:am

good morning bossip fam.

Oshie

12/31/08, 11:06:am

@ Man: I’m thinking about moving to BR – seriously. What’s the climate like there job/rent-wise right now?

soldiergirl

12/31/08, 11:06:am

OH forgot “The Truth” Peace Brotha & Happy New Year

corperatecutieshayshay

12/31/08, 11:07:am

@ EVERY ONE
GOOD MORNING ALL
WHAT HAPPENING TODAY!!!!
**peeking around corner**

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 11:07:am

@NINA KNOWS
“yhea if you do come to dallas.. dont talk ***** about the cowboys in public, you might get stoned to death. this people are nuts.”
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Oh I know about Dallas and their Cowboys. I’ve been many times and have family in Dallas.

Me and talking ***** go hand in hand though. Plus I’m a 49ers fan. I love Eddie DeBartolo (real *****s know who that is).

HA HA HA HA HA HA.

shaunie27

12/31/08, 11:07:am

I can admire her glitz and glamour all day but I would never want to be Beyonce or any other celebrity for that matter, I would be so tired of being followed around and have photogs photograph every nook and craney of my body it must be so irritating to be followed every single place you go…

Oshie

12/31/08, 11:08:am

@ Nikki: That’s why I’m bad and stupid? A red pen? *****, I thought it was all those paint chips I ate…

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 11:09:am

@OSHIE
“I’m thinking about moving to BR – seriously. What’s the climate like there job/rent-wise right now?”
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Job wise is a little tight. i ain’t goin lie.

Rent isn’t bad at all. It’s come down a whole lot after the rush from Katrina people have left and they built a lot of new homes.

snoop bloggy blog

12/31/08, 11:09:am

Me and talking ***** go hand in hand though. Plus I’m a 49ers fan. I love Eddie DeBartolo (real *****s know who that is).

HA HA HA HA HA HA.

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@ man….sorry to hear that bro lol!

Talley-B

12/31/08, 11:11:am

kai…..

you probably could use some ball sacks in your mouth….shut up, coochie face….

TELL IT LIKE IT IS

12/31/08, 11:11:am

Is it me, or does J not look as into her as she is in him. It just looks a bit contribed on her part. She looks nice though, but J, he’s so hard on my eyes. It’s not even one thing, it’s everything, I don’t care how much money he has, it doesn’t change the fact that he is indeed an ugmo.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 11:11:am

@SNOOP
“Me and talking ***** go hand in hand though. Plus I’m a 49ers fan. I love Eddie DeBartolo (real *****s know who that is).

HA HA HA HA HA HA.

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@ man….sorry to hear that bro lol!”
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I know dawg. If my son didn’t play ball I wouldn’t even watch the NFL.

SMH.

I literally cried when Bill Walsh died. I need a life.

***** Said

12/31/08, 11:11:am

@Oshie My mom’s an astronaut and Im always *****ed out.

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

12/31/08, 11:12:am

Happy New Year Snoop, Corp Cutie, soldiergirl!! May God Bless us all in the ‘09.
Just thought of another resolution–I need to get more sleep! Oy Ve’…
@ Oshie-I never could stand it when teachers used red pens-but when I used to train staff
and teach billing cl*****es I loved using mine. Call it revenge

***** Said

12/31/08, 11:13:am

My dad’s a OBGYN and now my brother is a big *****.

Re

12/31/08, 11:13:am

Random:

If any of you are looking to unblock youtube and thangs at your jay-oh-bee….

….hidemy*****.com is a great proxy. I just discovered it! That’s my New Years gift to you all.

***** Said

12/31/08, 11:14:am

My grandmom was a dog trainer and her daughter grew up to be a *****.

Afiya - 20 Years today

12/31/08, 11:14:am

WOW…she still refuses to wear that wedding band huh?

No ***** I see, where did all that booty shaking come from?

Nice stomach though.

intensemocha

12/31/08, 11:16:am

THE BEST REVENGE IS SUCCESS-WHILE PEOPLE, MOSTLY WOMEN ARE TYPING SPITEFUL THINGS ABOUT BEY

SHE’S LIVING THE LIFE THAT MOST OF YOU ONLY DREAM OF…

NOT A STAN BUT LOVING HOW THEY STUNT-WHEN YOU CAN VACAY, GOT STACKS, AND YOUR NAME STAY ON THE TIP OF TONGUES OF MILLIONS-AS TO WHAT YOUR DOING EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY-THEN IT’S OBVIOUS YOUR SOMEBODY

AND THOSE THROWING SHADE-ARE JUST ENVIOUS THAT THEY ARE AT A JOB THEY MOST LIKELY HATE, BARELY MAKING ENDS MEET, AND POSTING NEGATIVE COMMENTS ABOUT CELEBRITIES IS THEIR ONLY OPPORTUNITY TO ESCAPE THEIR BORING/MUNDANE EXISTANCE….

WHEN I SEE THESE TWO I’M NOT ENVIOUS BUT INSPIRED -TWO ORDINARY PEOPLE THROUGH HARD WORK & PERSERVERENCE HAVE ACHIEVED SUCH SUCCESS….WHO GIVES A DAMN IF SHE HAS A FLAT AZZ OR THEY DON’T SHOW ENOUGH OR AFFECTION TO THE PUBLIC…

SIMPLETONS-

Oshie

12/31/08, 11:17:am

My mom is a fat ***** and… um…. she makes good pie.

Afiya - 20 Years today

12/31/08, 11:17:am

HAPPY NEW YEAR BOSSIPERS!!

Hope the new year bring great blessings to you all!

NOW, SIT UP STRAIGHT!!

Surprised

12/31/08, 11:17:am

Someone summed it up by saying that everything is fake. It cant be further from the truth. Look at most celebrity who are caught off guard. They tend to be erratic.
A friend of mine works for the view and he told me most of them insist on being told the questions that they will be asked so that they can be coached on how to answer them

Re

12/31/08, 11:19:am

intensemocha

THE BEST REVENGE IS SUCCESS-WHILE PEOPLE, MOSTLY WOMEN ARE TYPING SPITEFUL THINGS ABOUT BEY

SHE’S LIVING THE LIFE THAT MOST OF YOU ONLY DREAM OF…

NOT A STAN BUT LOVING HOW THEY STUNT-WHEN YOU CAN VACAY, GOT STACKS, AND YOUR NAME STAY ON THE TIP OF TONGUES OF MILLIONS-AS TO WHAT YOUR DOING EVERY SECOND OF THE DAY-THEN IT’S OBVIOUS YOUR SOMEBODY

AND THOSE THROWING SHADE-ARE JUST ENVIOUS THAT THEY ARE AT A JOB THEY MOST LIKELY HATE, BARELY MAKING ENDS MEET, AND POSTING NEGATIVE COMMENTS ABOUT CELEBRITIES IS THEIR ONLY OPPORTUNITY TO ESCAPE THEIR BORING/MUNDANE EXISTANCE….

WHEN I SEE THESE TWO I’M NOT ENVIOUS BUT INSPIRED -TWO ORDINARY PEOPLE THROUGH HARD WORK & PERSERVERENCE HAVE ACHIEVED SUCH SUCCESS….WHO GIVES A DAMN IF SHE HAS A FLAT AZZ OR THEY DON’T SHOW ENOUGH OR AFFECTION TO THE PUBLIC…

SIMPLETONS-
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*patting on the head*

Calm down. It’s the last day of the year. No need to scream.

snoop bloggy blog

12/31/08, 11:19:am

my new years resolution
1. go to bossip rehab
2. stop wasting money @ strip clubs
3. stop juggling 3 girls @ a time ( only 2)
4. break vee and my competition up….lol

And...

12/31/08, 11:19:am

@ Man…

If you live in BR…you have my sentiments.

I was there once when LSU had a baseball game.

Sheer pandemonium.

I don’t know who’s worse – Obsessive collegiate sports fans or the crazed professional sports ones.

Football season is the fool! In both groups.

mzprettylady

12/31/08, 11:19:am

Happy new years all! Bey is killing that bikini I so need to hit the gym! lol 2009 Ima kill these love handles if it kills me ! Now Jay damn baby no lie it anit ***** cute about you!

Oshie

12/31/08, 11:20:am

Re

Random:

If any of you are looking to unblock youtube and thangs at your jay-oh-bee….

….hidemy*****.com is a great proxy. I just discovered it! That’s my New Years gift to you all.
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Thanks!
But this is the message I got:
“This website is blocked by (my company name) firewall
Webservice/ Hacking/ Proxy”

Oshie

12/31/08, 11:21:am

We have the super block.
Not sure how this site isn’t blocked as well…

Bey Needs To Stop Said...

12/31/08, 11:22:am

I have never seen pics of Bey on a jet ski until now. We has seen pics of her on the boat and swimming but never jet skiing. However, I did see Rihanna and Chris Brown jet skiing this year. What a coincidence.

Manda...aka cranberry sauce, i only come around on holidays cuz the rest of them are plum crazy lol

12/31/08, 11:22:am

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

Hey Re! Happy 09′ 2 ya!
@ Mandah-I hope u got into some (good) trouble cuz of me. Hurts so good huh?

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im effin meetings about dumb *****….

and yes it was good trouble bad trouble, pounce on dat ***** soon as u step thru the door trouble lol

And...

12/31/08, 11:23:am

Ladies….men too.

What is the big deal with @ss?

I hate when jeans give me plumbers crack or you have the milk spout looking thing in the back. Fits good in the butt & thighs and the waist is just looking like a hula hoop. A belt doesn’t help at all.

*Women w/@ss should be able to relate and know just what I’m talking about. Thank God I found a tailor.

corperatecutieshayshay

12/31/08, 11:23:am

@ osh
same message here!!!
i was trying to get to a few other sites but youtube isnt blocked… i just dont go unless theres a video i need to see

Surprised

12/31/08, 11:23:am

Does she need *****istance of 2 people to get on the jet ski?
She is soo superficial. what a boring w*****. i love robust chicks rather than delicate saint wanna be.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 11:23:am

@AND…
“If you live in BR…you have my sentiments.

I was there once when LSU had a baseball game.

Sheer pandemonium.

I don’t know who’s worse – Obsessive collegiate sports fans or the crazed professional sports ones.

Football season is the fool! In both groups.”
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OMG!! I live a few blocks from LSU’s campus. I can’t even begin to descibe how these white folks love LSU.

I hate LSU with all my heart and soul. I swear.

I gained plenty of enemies when I stated the obvious. LSU’s football coach Les Miles is at least mildly retarded.

The only good thing is that it is mainly a lesbian school now. Thank you Seimone Augustus/ “Pokey” Chatman where ever you are.

Nina Knows

12/31/08, 11:24:am

soldiergirl

Happy New Year All………Nina, roll w/it sista
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Happy new year lady!! Be safe and have a fly ***** 2009!

soldiergirl

12/31/08, 11:24:am

My dad’s a OBGYN and now my brother is a big *****.

LMAO 2 funny

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 11:24:am

You know what I am not saying Good morning to none of my regulars cuz yall all tryna play Bey, Cellulite can happen to anyone, she is HUMAN guys, and she still perfect and still my Soul Sista

Ok Morning Yall

FearNoMan

12/31/08, 11:25:am

is anybody hungry for some flapjacks?

Re

12/31/08, 11:26:am

@Oshie

Really? Google, “really good youtube proxies” or something like that…something should be compatible with your comp. Hmm…have you tried ninjaproxy.com…it’s not as good…

Re

12/31/08, 11:27:am

@Oshie

I failed you. Sorry…I have no New Years gift for you after all

mzprettylady

12/31/08, 11:27:am

@intensemocha

you right cuz I was looking at the pics thinking ohh me and my papi gone have a blast next year on vakay. I want to go to costarica

People funny, crazy and sometimes mad but honestly we all have talents it’s just up to us to use them. If you want success you’ve got to give it your blood, sweat and tears plus non stop hard work and you too can have what they have. Just pray and work hard dont hate let this motivate!

Oshie

12/31/08, 11:29:am

@ Man: OMG!! I live a few blocks from LSU’s campus. I can’t even begin to descibe how these white folks love LSU.

I hate LSU with all my heart and soul. I swear.

I gained plenty of enemies when I stated the obvious. LSU’s football coach Les Miles is at least mildly retarded.

The only good thing is that it is mainly a lesbian school now. Thank you Seimone Augustus/ “Pokey” Chatman where ever you are.
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OMG you would hate my husband!!! LMAO!
For other reasons besides that he gets to ***** me every day.

Dizzy McElroy

12/31/08, 11:30:am

She needs to tone up

Oshie

12/31/08, 11:30:am

Re

@Oshie

I failed you. Sorry…I have no New Years gift for you after all
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Aww ur purdy face is all the present I need!
Even though I can’t see it because that mufuggin site is blocked too!
Grr…

Surprised

12/31/08, 11:31:am

The ***** is good for doggy style. no hindrance

MissBlaze43

12/31/08, 11:32:am

Good morning, people. Have we all washed our clothes and cleaned our houses and cooked the food yet? Ya betta get to it before the New Year Rolls in. Chop-chop, people.

NOW, ABOUT BEY:

I, too, thought her ***** would be bigger. I hate women who have those “PSYCH YA MIND” kind of bodies with their big hips and then when you get to the back and expect to see a nice round *****, you get the biggest disappointment of your life.

OR, worse, you’ve got a girl with a big ***** – and no *****ies OR you get a girl with big *****ies and no *****.

It looks as if Beyonce came up short on both ends – no ***** AND no *****ies!

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 11:32:am

@OSHIE
“OMG you would hate my husband!!! LMAO!
For other reasons besides that he gets to ***** me every day.”
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Is he the WORST kind? The ones that didn’t even attend LSU????????????????????

My coworker went to SouthEastern and he wears LSU ***** EVERYDAY???? WTF??? My boss always asks him why he wear that *****. LOL.

My coworker’s name is Clint and i think he is my mortal enemy. He TOLD me he hates Jesse Jackson, Barack Obama, AND Al Sharpton. WTF???

Oshie

12/31/08, 11:32:am

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

You know what I am not saying Good morning to none of my regulars cuz yall all tryna play Bey, Cellulite can happen to anyone, she is HUMAN guys, and she still perfect and still my Soul Sista

Ok Morning Yall
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Morning! Time for your intervention!
*Ties up Brooke and puts her in the corner*
I just wanted to tie you up!

Oh and if anything Beyonce should have MORE cellulite.

Manda...aka cranberry sauce, i only come around on holidays cuz the rest of them are plum crazy lol

12/31/08, 11:33:am

Surprised

The ***** is good for doggy style. no hindrance

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DEAD!

HEY BROOKIE!

Oshie

12/31/08, 11:33:am

Is he the WORST kind? The ones that didn’t even attend LSU????????????????????

My coworker went to SouthEastern and he wears LSU ***** EVERYDAY???? WTF??? My boss always asks him why he wear that *****. LOL.

My coworker’s name is Clint and i think he is my mortal enemy. He TOLD me he hates Jesse Jackson, Barack Obama, AND Al Sharpton. WTF???
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LMAO! He didn’t even go to college!
LOLOLOLOL!
You two would be having a death match for sure!
I think he hates Jesse Jackson, but Obama and Sharpton are ok with him.

Oshie

12/31/08, 11:35:am

@ Man: why did your co-worker tell you that? Was he trying to ***** you off? You should have been like, what makes you think I care? Is it because I’m black?!! *and say it really loud*

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

12/31/08, 11:35:am

Hey Nina!!
@ Afiya-Happy ‘09 fellow Eagles fan!
@ Snoop-see, we could be making music together if you’d just lemme talk -ish about my team
@ Mandah-that’s how u do it girl. Hi-Five!! Last night when my babe came over, I hid in the next room wearin’ next 2 nothin’. Only had one candle lit and I’d pushed the recliner into the middle of the floor. In separate rooms and in the dark, we had the BEST phone sex for about 20 mins before I joined him on the recliner-ridin’ his ***** like a race horse!!! Woo Hoo!!!
@ Brook Lynn: Dammit you goin’ wish me a Happy New Year cuz I was WORRIED about you not being online this morn-lol.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 11:35:am

@MissBlaze43
”

Good morning, people. Have we all washed our clothes and cleaned our houses and cooked the food yet? Ya betta get to it before the New Year Rolls in. Chop-chop, people.

NOW, ABOUT BEY:

I, too, thought her ***** would be bigger. I hate women who have those “PSYCH YA MIND” kind of bodies with their big hips and then when you get to the back and expect to see a nice round *****, you get the biggest disappointment of your life.

OR, worse, you’ve got a girl with a big ***** – and no *****ies OR you get a girl with big *****ies and no *****.

It looks as if Beyonce came up short on both ends – no ***** AND no *****ies!”
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Would you ***** Beyonce though? Be honest.

If I had to chose between Breast and ***** I would rather the chick have *****. ***** just look awkward when you have tig ol bitties and no *****.

Southern Belle (everything that is good comes from here)

12/31/08, 11:36:am

beyonce is still a cute girl without make up despite the fact that she is sooo flat and she does wear pads for bootyliciousness

Manda...aka cranberry sauce, im only yellin cuz its new years *****h!

12/31/08, 11:36:am

Oshie

Is he the WORST kind? The ones that didn’t even attend LSU????????????????????

My coworker went to SouthEastern and he wears LSU ***** EVERYDAY???? WTF??? My boss always asks him why he wear that *****. LOL.

My coworker’s name is Clint and i think he is my mortal enemy. He TOLD me he hates Jesse Jackson, Barack Obama, AND Al Sharpton. WTF???
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LMAO! He didn’t even go to college!
LOLOLOLOL!
You two would be having a death match for sure!
I think he hates Jesse Jackson, but Obama and Sharpton are ok with him.

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***** i even hate Sharpton! that damn helmet perm of his! looking like don king with a comb over! ha take that sharpton ha!

Oshie

12/31/08, 11:37:am

I like girls with big *****es and small *****ies *shrugs*

And...

12/31/08, 11:37:am

@ Man…

They were wrong for how they did Pokey. Dead wrong.

The LSU fans are in a frichen cult.

I agree, the non-attendees & non-graduates are the worst.

Car flags, t-shirts, dirty Crocs (I hate dirty Crocs & the generic kind), caps, bumper stickers on raggedy @ss cars…

Get a life!!!

MissBlaze43

12/31/08, 11:37:am

Hey, Brook Lynn.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 11:37:am

@OSHIE
“LMAO! He didn’t even go to college!
LOLOLOLOL!
You two would be having a death match for sure!
I think he hates Jesse Jackson, but Obama and Sharpton are ok with him.”
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OMG!!! Those are the WORST ones. I wouldn’t even argue with that dude. Les Miles does all my talking for me.

**snickering**

the “Chick-fil-a Bowl” ROFLMAO!!! Tell your hubby I said LSU sucks in every way.

Re

12/31/08, 11:38:am

@Oshie

Okay. Well, once the gravie’s show up (if they ever do), you can enlarge mine and make it your desktop background at work.

Manda...aka cranberry sauce, im only yellin cuz its new years *****h!

12/31/08, 11:39:am

@ Mandah-that’s how u do it girl. Hi-Five!! Last night when my babe came over, I hid in the next room wearin’ next 2 nothin’. Only had one candle lit and I’d pushed the recliner into the middle of the floor. In separate rooms and in the dark, we had the BEST phone sex for about 20 mins before I joined him on the recliner-ridin’ his ***** like a race horse!!! Woo Hoo!!!========================================

and that, ladies n gents, is how we get er done!

Dome Captain

12/31/08, 11:39:am

Hey, what you *****es doing for New Year’s?

Oshie

12/31/08, 11:40:am

Ok, let’s play “what are you wearing?”:

I’m wearing a tight cream turtleneck sweater with 3/4 sleeves, a tight gray pencil skirt with a slit in the back, black pumps, a 3 inch wide black belt around my waist, black thigh high stockings, black garter belt, black bra, no panties, my hair is in a loose bun and I wore my tortoise shell gl*****es today.
And Burberry Weekend perfume.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 11:40:am

@AND….
“They were wrong for how they did Pokey. Dead wrong.

The LSU fans are in a frichen cult.

I agree, the non-attendees & non-graduates are the worst.

Car flags, t-shirts, dirty Crocs (I hate dirty Crocs & the generic kind), caps, bumper stickers on raggedy @ss cars…

Get a life!!!”
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No, Pokey got what she deserved. She was playin one of the coaches with one of the players. She should know “hell hath no fury…”

If that were a dude he woulda been in jail. She came out as good as could’ve been expected.

yeah, it’s def. a cult mantallity round here. Can’t wait for the losses to pile up next year though

And...

12/31/08, 11:40:am

@ Man…

I know somebody thats a die hard Southern fan.

I mean paraphernalia like you would not be able to fathom…

Didn’t even go to Southern in BR, LA….went to one in Eunice or Shreveport, LA or something.

Is it ok for them to rep hard like that? Not hating, but they do some major ish talking and didn’t even get the full experience.

When I found that out I just rolled my eyes everytime they said something.

Oshie

12/31/08, 11:40:am

I just wanted to brag because I’m wearing a garter belt….

babegyrl

12/31/08, 11:41:am

Who the f*ck cares If she wears butt pads or not, who the hell cares…. I for one just want the chick too go sit down somewhere for a minute, let us miss her for a second….. oh and for all you crazy folks sitting on your @ss all day on the computer nit picking on other people cause your life is so miserable, get over it!!!! It aint nothing wrong with that gyrls body, real or fake, her man likes it, that’s why his head is all layed up on her breast…

NEXT!!!

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 11:41:am

@ Vee

And hey-where’s Brook?? I’m worried (like I actually know her). LOL
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Hey girl I am rite here, I replied to your email this morning..

Happy New Year to All Bossipers, and I will take the time out to thank the following Bossipers for making 2008 a Blast and keeping me from utter Bordeom at my Dead end Day Job:

Z (My Bossip and real life peep)
Be (My wise Bossip and real life peep)
DC Finest
Oshie (My Beige sista)
Pedro (My lil Bro, big sis loves u)
Man (You a Perv but a nice perv
Sxyq (Lost but never forgotten)
Da Pro (Sexy *****)
Lawdy
Snoop Bloggy Blog (Crazy *****)
Daywalker
ATX chick
Vee (My go getter)
Miss Blaze (My new love)
Julips (My Love)
Nikki U
Re
qc704 (My new Baby friend)
Anonymous
Corporatecutie (Wit that lovely foul mouth)
Fallin
Lacombe
Miss Philly
Aunt VIV
All The Beyonce Stans
and even the Sauce Family: Hot SAuce, Mild Sauce, Duck Sauce, Soy sauce, *****tail sauce, steak sauce Mustard sauce etc. (YAll some crazy ***** muth (Shut ya mouth, lol)

And to anyone else I may have forgotten, blame my mind not my heart, and this good ***** gr***** I just smoked earlier

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 11:42:am

@OSHIE
“I’m wearing a tight cream turtleneck sweater with 3/4 sleeves, a tight gray pencil skirt with a slit in the back, black pumps, a 3 inch wide black belt around my waist, black thigh high stockings, black garter belt, black bra, no panties, my hair is in a loose bun and I wore my tortoise shell gl*****es today.
And Burberry Weekend perfume.”
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damm that’s hot.

Re

12/31/08, 11:42:am

I’m wearing a parka.

snoop bloggy blog

12/31/08, 11:43:am

I like girls with big *****es and small *****ies *shrugs*

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co-sign….and bowlegged

And...

12/31/08, 11:43:am

@ Man…

I agree. Not wrong for the firing, but the slander and the other coach that played her.

Be careful when you throw people under the bus, yo @ss is on the bus too.

I forgot most of it, not being there I’m sure there was some gossip and twisted facts.

Still, the coach that played her was wrong. A resignation & firing was called for though.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 11:44:am

@AND…
“I know somebody thats a die hard Southern fan.

I mean paraphernalia like you would not be able to fathom…

Didn’t even go to Southern in BR, LA….went to one in Eunice or Shreveport, LA or something.

Is it ok for them to rep hard like that? Not hating, but they do some major ish talking and didn’t even get the full experience.

When I found that out I just rolled my eyes everytime they said something.”
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it depends… is this person over the age of 50? If so than yeah it’s cool. All the old blacks from around here would shoot you dead in front of the police if you say some ***** about SU. That’s cause it was the ONLY option for them so it’s different.

If the cat young then yeah, they bonkers. AND I went to Southern.

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 11:44:am

Oh Special New Years shouts to the people who makes Bossip safe:

Officer Otis
Bossip Administratior
Uncle Phill from Fresh Prince of Bel-air
Bossip Police

Happy New Year to u all

OH LAWDY!!!!

12/31/08, 11:44:am

DANG BROOKE ALL I GET IS OH LAWDY!!

Oshie

12/31/08, 11:45:am

OMG!!! Those are the WORST ones. I wouldn’t even argue with that dude. Les Miles does all my talking for me.

**snickering**

the “Chick-fil-a Bowl” ROFLMAO!!! Tell your hubby I said LSU sucks in every way.
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I surely will!
As you know I hate sports and could care less either way, but he is one of those “super fans”.
I hate the white people up here. It’s like if you don’t have one of those deer stickers on your car and an LSU shirt on you’re some kind of freak.

I ONLY WILL SUCK THE ***** FOR A GRAM

12/31/08, 11:45:am

*****es are crazy and cannot be trusted!

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 11:45:am

DANG BROOKE ALL I GET IS OH LAWDY!!

Oh Lawdy (The creole sensation)

Oh ***** shout outs to

Mandah
1 true Diva
Sweetcheeks

Manda...aka cranberry sauce, im only yellin cuz its new years *****h!

12/31/08, 11:46:am

babegyrl

Who the f*ck cares If she wears butt pads or not, who the hell cares…. I for one just want the chick too go sit down somewhere for a minute, let us miss her for a second….. oh and for all you crazy folks sitting on your @ss all day on the computer nit picking on other people cause your life is so miserable, get over it!!!! It aint nothing wrong with that gyrls body, real or fake, her man likes it, that’s why his head is all layed up on her breast…

NEXT!!!

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you should know that us bossipers dont ever talk about the topic, ever. we talkin about clothes, cleaning up yo crib for new years and Gr*****. get wit the program lol

lashondra

12/31/08, 11:46:am

WHAT A BIG DISAPOINTMENT. JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU WHAT CLOTHES AND MAKEUP.AND FAKE STRAIGHT WHITE GIRL HAIR CAN DO

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

12/31/08, 11:46:am

Nikki U

Why it aint ***** by my name? Sad **********in face…

OH LAWDY!!!!

12/31/08, 11:47:am

THATS BETTER!!! SO WHAT DID I MISS!!!

Oshie

12/31/08, 11:47:am

Brookie that must be some good ish you’re starting to sound like Mock Rock Star…

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 11:47:am

@AND….
“I agree. Not wrong for the firing, but the slander and the other coach that played her.

Be careful when you throw people under the bus, yo @ss is on the bus too.

I forgot most of it, not being there I’m sure there was some gossip and twisted facts.

Still, the coach that played her was wrong. A resignation & firing was called for though.”
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Oh yeah… everyone on that team and several of the coaches were all *****ing each other and EVERYONE knew it. Including high ranking LSU people. The *****t coach “fell in love” with Pokey and ratted her out though after they had a “lover’s quarrel” on a game trip.

I don’t blame Pokey because Sue Gunther old ***** turned her out as a player back in the day so that ***** been goin on a while.

I would ***** Pokey.

IF YOU GIVE ME A 16TH YOU CAN HIT IT RAW

12/31/08, 11:48:am

I am booked this evening though! I have to dance in Monroe and then I have two one hour sessions scheduled in advance. Good money it it.

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

12/31/08, 11:48:am

@ Brook-ok gurl. I’ll check that email later on. If the cold air doesn’t numb my butt cheeks I might come to NYC tonite

@ Oshie-You go girl! You’re now wearing an outfit like the one I plan to wear later–except I will hafta have some clean panties on, in case of an emergency like Momma taught me

Right now I’m corporate sexy-with a tight olive green turtleneck and matching blazer, sleek black slacks and olive boots. To add a lil secret-sex appeal I’m wearing a strapless white corset and thong underneath…next???

THE_SMARTEST_BRUTHA_ON_BOSSIP

12/31/08, 11:48:am

Lets be honest with ourselves for a second…As much ***** we talking about Beyonce and Jayz..We Would Swap thier Life With Ours In A Heart Beat…They made 88 million dollars in 08 she what 28 he what 40 something they living life they will probably buy bossip and charge us to leave comments about them..

anonymous says the one who keeps it moving

12/31/08, 11:49:am

I even had an imposter and it was funny as hell to me.. what the hell i look like getting mad at a imposter, like that sexyq person getting all mad and accusing everybody and they mama for impostering… word to the wise .. dont put your business all out there on the internet and you wont have all your info throwed back at you! Evwn important celebs dont put their info out there like that wtf!

Oshie

12/31/08, 11:49:am

I ONLY WILL SUCK THE ***** FOR A GRAM

*****es are crazy and cannot be trusted!
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You win the best screen name of the day award!!!

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 11:49:am

@OSHIE
“I surely will!
As you know I hate sports and could care less either way, but he is one of those “super fans”.
I hate the white people up here. It’s like if you don’t have one of those deer stickers on your car and an LSU shirt on you’re some kind of freak.”
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LOL.

I mean this…. make sure to tell him that Les Miles is retarded. Please do this for me.

MissBlaze43

12/31/08, 11:50:am

@ Man, I just don’t care

LOL Yes, big *****ies and no ***** will throw you off balance.

Would I do Beyonce? Nah, I can honestly say that I’ll p***** on that.

But my girl, Alicia Keys – oh, she can get it. She can get it all.

Manda...aka cranberry sauce, im only yellin cuz its new years *****h!

12/31/08, 11:50:am

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

DANG BROOKE ALL I GET IS OH LAWDY!!

Oh Lawdy (The creole sensation)

Oh ***** shout outs to

Mandah
1 true Diva
Sweetcheeks

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(wipes the lil tear away) thought for got about me lol!

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 11:50:am

@VEE
“Right now I’m corporate sexy-with a tight olive green turtleneck and matching blazer, sleek black slacks and olive boots. To add a lil secret-sex appeal I’m wearing a strapless white corset and thong underneath…next???”
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Mmmmmm…… Just, Mmmmmmmmmm……

anonymous says the one who keeps it moving

12/31/08, 11:51:am

Brooklynn.. what size are your tatas? just curious!

IF YOU GIVE ME A 16TH YOU CAN HIT IT RAW

12/31/08, 11:51:am

I am wearing a kool-aid and hot sauce stained wife beater, pink house slippers, and a used pair of boxers left by one of my former customers! Oh yeah, and my hair is wrapped in a red bandana!

☆ Lola A♏ ★

12/31/08, 11:51:am

SASHA FLOP

@talley b

um, that would be Rihanna getting the money, publicity, and appearances. now take floponce’s ***** out of your mouth and come up for air for a second. and to hi haters, try splitting that 1.2 in half. you stans like to forget that it’s a double CD.

Regardless if it’s a double cd, it only counts as 1 unit, each cd would have to be over 90 minutes to count as two. Beyonce is no where near a flop, why so much hate?

Starnet

12/31/08, 11:51:am

New Years Resolution
1. Destroy my Babydaddy’s life
2. Bust the windows out his car
3. Exercise more

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 11:52:am

@MISS BLAZE 43
“LOL Yes, big *****ies and no ***** will throw you off balance.

Would I do Beyonce? Nah, I can honestly say that I’ll p***** on that.

But my girl, Alicia Keys – oh, she can get it. She can get it all.”
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Yeah. i would happily be yall “boy toy” or “secon place prize” or whatever.

I would gladly play my role in yall relationship….

PURPPLE

12/31/08, 11:54:am

Im sorry i dont post lyrics but im rockin off right now and this the champagne room and its new years eve so dont mind me just keep conversating….

owwwwww

[Spoken]
Lil Yola, you already know, self-made ATM.
A whole lot.

[Verse 1]
See I don’t know what ya’ll been told
But I gotta get-get me a big bank roll
Yes a fat bag of that sticky in some bad azz hoes
So when I step out on the scene suckas already know
To start hatin’, start talkin’ about my clothes
You see I’m pimped out come try and knock me for my hoes
I’m a real *****, so I ain’t buy no eddie gold
I ain’t gon’ trick out with that ***** and ain’t gon hang around my folks
I’ma get money *****, so ***** it I’ll kick some doors
Hit the block like the sun, and get rid of all the snow
You can call me a don, cuz of the way I flow
I’m a good role model, just look at me as pro
Yes itz gutta raised net, so itz gutta ’til I die
Those suckas hate me, you can see it in they eyez
When I come around they frown, then wanna dap me down
But when I leave, them *****s talk about me like a clown
But I don’t give a *****!

[Hook]
[in the background, repeated until end of hook: I don't give a *****, *****]
I ain’t gon’ give up, no I ain’t gon’ let up
No I ain’t gon’ shuddup
And ain’t gon’ never let them haterz get to me
Oh, no-no, they’ll never get to me
I ain’t gon’ let up, no I ain’t gon’ shudup
No I ain’t gon’ give up
And ain’t gon’ never let them haterz get to me
Oh, no-no, they’ll never get to me

[Verse 2]
I just don’t give a *****, cuz i’m all out wit it
The game ain’t done maine, itz just the *****s in it
You can’t even wear a jersey, they try to peep ya tags
Can’t smoke a blunt of kush, cuz you ’round too many krabs
*****s get yaself together, go give ya brain a bath
Go to church, start listenin’ and get on the right path
Stunted on ya, ya stunted wrong ya get it in ya or get gone
Live fake, you’ll die fake, that’s just the way it goes
I’ma gangsta, young *****, so I keep my mouth close
My ears and eyes open, so I can focus on the ***** around me
I know they gon’ down me, but all I wonder is why in the ***** do they come around me
I gotta say down, I’ma shine like a light, stunt on all these ***** roaches
Whether I’m wrong or if I’m right, *****
Hey! I get money, that’s something I like to do
You say ********** me, naw ********** you
Cuz I don’t give a *****!

[Hook]
[in the background, repeated until end of hook: I don't give a *****, *****]
I ain’t gon’ give up, no I ain’t gon’ let up
No I ain’t gon’ shuddup
And ain’t gon’ never let them haterz get to me
Oh, no-no, they’ll never get to me
I ain’t gon’ let up, no I ain’t gon’ shudup
No I ain’t gon’ give up
And ain’t gon’ never let them haterz get to me
Oh, no-no, they’ll never get to me

Oshie

12/31/08, 11:54:am

IF YOU GIVE ME A 16TH YOU CAN HIT IT RAW

I am wearing a kool-aid and hot sauce stained wife beater, pink house slippers, and a used pair of boxers left by one of my former customers! Oh yeah, and my hair is wrapped in a red bandana!
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Neffe? Is that you?

☆ Lola A♏ ★

12/31/08, 11:55:am

I think Bey looks nice and I like her swimwear/beachwear ensemble

Afiya - 20 Years today

12/31/08, 11:55:am

There was some girl on girl action going on here yesterday…

Can I see some boy on boy…man on man today…you know make it balanced…

Man, I just don’t care? you and Snoop or Talley B…

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 11:56:am

@PURPPLE

wut’s up? Long time no speak too. Happy New Year. Hope Christmas treated you well…

HI Haters!

12/31/08, 11:56:am

@ Sasha Flop, Ummm, she sold another 210,900 this week bringing the total to 1,458,800!LOL She’ll be double platinum in the USA in another month at this rate.LOL She’s already over 2 Platinum WW!

I WAS THE 7TH MEMBER OF THE JENA 6

12/31/08, 11:57:am

I got a bottle of Paul M*****on for tonight!

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 11:58:am

@OSHIE

“***** oshie’s sounds like she looking fine as hell today!!! gott damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn… me likey…”

-FALLIN POET

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 11:58:am

Brooklynn.. what size are your tatas? just curious!

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@Anoynmous

New Years Resolution
1. Destroy my Babydaddy’s life
2. Bust the windows out his car
3. Exercise more

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***** I accomplished all that in the middle of 2008, lol. My New New Years Resolution

1. Start seeing New People
2. Move to VA
3. Deflate my tatas
36DD, for the time being

And...

12/31/08, 11:58:am

@ Man…

Lol, I know right? So you’d give Pokey the business huh? She looks like she was good game.

As for the people mentioning women w/big breast-a-sis and no backs…that is the worst shape ever!!

Let’s see, other bad shapes for women:

*Big back…I mean big broad back.
*Chicken legs
*Big top, small bottom
*Skinny to the point of looking hurt and aching
*Shaped like a candy apple
*Carrying weight only in the front
*Big stupid *****
*Flat chested
*Being shaped like a man
*Boxed
*No hips…no hips is the worst
*Big feet or hands

Ugh….

LawdhavMercythis*****is real

12/31/08, 11:58:am

MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS

- MAKE COLLEGE MY LIFE

- MAKE SURE I REALLY APPRECIATE LIFE AND NOT TAKE IT FOR GRANTED STARTING TO UNDERSTAND THE LITTLE THINGS IN LIFE ARE MOST IMPORTANT

- I want to build a solid relationship with my brothers and go to all family *****. bday parties.
- become a organized and balanced person
im already skinny i dress well i have a boo, and i stack my dough my outter image is the ***** time to work on the inner me … lets get it 09

Manda...aka cranberry sauce, im only yellin cuz its new years *****h!

12/31/08, 11:58:am

Oshie

IF YOU GIVE ME A 16TH YOU CAN HIT IT RAW

I am wearing a kool-aid and hot sauce stained wife beater, pink house slippers, and a used pair of boxers left by one of my former customers! Oh yeah, and my hair is wrapped in a red bandana!
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Neffe? Is that you?

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supa dead!

im goin to lunch, yall crazy lol

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

12/31/08, 11:59:am

Hey MissBlaze-u helped set yesterday’s thread on fya (not fire)! LOL
@ Afiya-Somehow I dont think man-on-man talk will be as interesting as girl-on-girl or threeway talk: but if any of the Bossip dudes want to go there I’m all ears/eyes.
@ Man & Snoop-I know y’all aint havin’ it! LMAO

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 11:59:am

@AFIYA
“There was some girl on girl action going on here yesterday…

Can I see some boy on boy…man on man today…you know make it balanced…

Man, I just don’t care? you and Snoop or Talley B…”
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Naw… i don’t think so. Maybe Tim Tim can get him an ol man or something. LOL.

Talley-B

12/31/08, 11:59:am

afiya….

naw, im cool, imma have to p*****, im too big for gayness…..

Oshie

12/31/08, 12:00:pm

Man, I just don’t care

@OSHIE

“***** oshie’s sounds like she looking fine as hell today!!! gott damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn… me likey…”

-FALLIN POET
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@ Fallin: I’m gonna rub one out in the supply closet just for you! I’m going to throw my gl*****es off and whip my hair around and moan like a ***** too!

Ok, off to lunch, er, I mean ***** in the supply closet. BBl8er!

MissBlaze43

12/31/08, 12:00:pm

@ Oshie

LMFAO… Did you see that ***** last night? Ol’ boy got down on one knee and proposed to her. I was like, “Gurl ya better say yes, ’cause what other man would want you with all dem damn kids?” But then again, she is Keyshia Cole’s sister and when Keyshia gets paid, her whole family does.

Afiya - 20 Years today

12/31/08, 12:01:pm

It may not be Vee but I just wanna see how it’s done/described…

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 12:01:pm

wait oh wait oh wait oh wait. Out of Respect of Beyonce Giselle Knowles CArter we MUST NOT post lyrics other than Sasha Fierce lyrics with that said, this one goes out to all my independent, single ladies:

Up in the club (club), we just broke up (up)
I’m doing my own little thing
You decided to dip (dip), but now you want to trip (trip)
Cause another brother noticed me
I’m up on him (him), he up on me (me)
Don’t pay him any attention
Cause I cried my tears (tears), for three good years (years)
You can’t be mad at me

[Chorus]
Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
Don’t be mad once you see that *he* want it
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

(2x) Wuh Uh Oh Uh Uh Oh Uh Oh Oh Uh Uh Oh

If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it
Don’t be mad once you see that he want it
If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it

Drink up!!!

Afiya - 20 Years today

12/31/08, 12:02:pm

DARN!

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 12:02:pm

@AND…
“Lol, I know right? So you’d give Pokey the business huh? She looks like she was good game.

As for the people mentioning women w/big breast-a-sis and no backs…that is the worst shape ever!!

Let’s see, other bad shapes for women:

*Big back…I mean big broad back.
*Chicken legs
*Big top, small bottom
*Skinny to the point of looking hurt and aching
*Shaped like a candy apple
*Carrying weight only in the front
*Big stupid *****
*Flat chested
*Being shaped like a man
*Boxed
*No hips…no hips is the worst
*Big feet or hands

Ugh….”
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I agree with your list of female bodies (except skinny broads, I like skinny broads)… LOL.

Where are you from?
Do you like the ladies too?

OH LAWDY!!!!

12/31/08, 12:02:pm

@FALLIN….I KNOW YOUR LURKING AND TO ME IN MY EYES YOUR ARE STILL A STUPID *****ING W*****!!! BIATCH!!! fALL BACK!!!!

JJ

12/31/08, 12:02:pm

They are chillin that was ^.

lashondra

12/31/08, 12:03:pm

THAT SKANK BE NASTY INBATHING SUIT

Re

12/31/08, 12:03:pm

^

:-O

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 12:03:pm

As for the people mentioning women w/big breast-a-sis and no backs…that is the worst shape ever!!

Let’s see, other bad shapes for women:

*Big back…I mean big broad back.
*Chicken legs
*Big top, small bottom
*Skinny to the point of looking hurt and aching
*Shaped like a candy apple
*Carrying weight only in the front
*Big stupid *****
*Flat chested
*Being shaped like a man
*Boxed
*No hips…no hips is the worst
*Big feet or hands

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Wow lets see I am guilty of the following

Big breast flat butt

and

*Big stupid *****

MissBlaze43

12/31/08, 12:03:pm

Hey, Vee. I see everybody’s getting ready for the New Year.

Me, I’ll be bringing in the New Years while I’m down on my knees.

grace

12/31/08, 12:04:pm

She’s no Serena.

MissBlaze43

12/31/08, 12:05:pm

Praying – THAT’S how I usually bring in the New Year.

What did you think I meant?

See, y’all some FREAKS!!! LOL

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

12/31/08, 12:05:pm

@ Afiya-we shall see. My eyes are peeled. its not like I’m *working* or anything
Well, no wait I am-I’m making sure OTHER folks are doing THEIR work.
@ Oshie-Neffie??? LOL-gold star for u!!

I’m bored y’all-let’s take the convo up a notch…

lashondra

12/31/08, 12:05:pm

JAY-Z ONE UGLY MOTHA

Mock Rock Star

12/31/08, 12:08:pm

Beyonce looks as if she’s wearing a leather vest and some grannie panties in this pose. I’m sure the water around the yacht wasn’t that deep

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 12:09:pm

Hey, what you *****es doing for New Year’s?

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I will be on the toilet wit these damn laxative I am taking, oh and partying like a Rock Star!!

MissBlaze43

12/31/08, 12:09:pm

@ Brook Lynn

You forgot to mention women who have thighs that make them walk funny. I can’t explain it, but it looks as if the LOWER part of their legs stick out side-ways, but the upper part doesn’t move. Then when they walk their pants bunch up between their legs. LOL!!! That ***** be looking funny as hell.

Nina Knows

12/31/08, 12:10:pm

Hey Purpple!!

-great lyrics!

I WAS THE 7TH MEMBER OF THE JENA 6

12/31/08, 12:10:pm

@Oh Lawdy

What happened to your yella pic with the twists?

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 12:10:pm

Hey, Vee. I see everybody’s getting ready for the New Year.

Me, I’ll be bringing in the New Years while I’m down on my knees.

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Haha, I cant wait to get on my knees again, I am recruiting some fresh meat now lol

anonymous says the one who keeps it moving

12/31/08, 12:10:pm

Brooklynn, call me stupid or whatever but quick question… What the hell happens to your real breast when you get implants? i always wondered on that one… but they look good on you ma! you know!

MissBlaze43

12/31/08, 12:11:pm

@ Vee

Don’t start…

I WAS THE 7TH MEMBER OF THE JENA 6

12/31/08, 12:12:pm

Off to lunch *****es!

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 12:12:pm

Good news people… ima ***** this ugly chick tonight. Her body is the ***** though.

CHEA!!

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 12:13:pm

@ Brook Lynn

You forgot to mention women who have thighs that make them walk funny. I can’t explain it, but it looks as if the LOWER part of their legs stick out side-ways, but the upper part doesn’t move. Then when they walk their pants bunch up between their legs. LOL!!! That ***** be looking funny as hell.

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LOL Ewww. Yes thats disgusting too. LOL I hate men’s bodies that have more curves than us females. I once dated a guy that my sisters nicknamed Hips…lol

OH LAWDY!!!!

12/31/08, 12:13:pm

NO SIR MAN, I AM IN LAFAYETTE AND YOU WILL BE WITH ME!!!

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 12:15:pm

Brooklynn, call me stupid or whatever but quick question… What the hell happens to your real breast when you get implants? i always wondered on that one… but they look good on you ma! you know!

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OK STUPID, lol. The implants are implanted inside the real breast silly, the only thing that may come off sometimes is ya nipple, but they sew it back on after surgery.

anonymous says the one who keeps it moving

12/31/08, 12:15:pm

that 7th member of the jena 6 joke was not cute… not a damn good look!

PURPPLE

12/31/08, 12:17:pm

one mo gin yall *****z rock wit it
do they take html in this bytch so i can put the song in here….

[Spoken]
Lil Yola, you already know, self-made ATM.
A whole lot.

[Verse 1]
See I don’t know what ya’ll been told
But I gotta get-get me a big bank roll
Yes a fat bag of that sticky in some bad azz hoes
So when I step out on the scene suckas already know
To start hatin’, start talkin’ about my clothes
You see I’m pimped out come try and knock me for my hoes
I’m a real *****, so I ain’t buy no eddie gold
I ain’t gon’ trick out with that ***** and ain’t gon hang around my folks
I’ma get money *****, so ***** it I’ll kick some doors
Hit the block like the sun, and get rid of all the snow
You can call me a don, cuz of the way I flow
I’m a good role model, just look at me as pro
Yes itz gutta raised net, so itz gutta ’til I die
Those suckas hate me, you can see it in they eyez
When I come around they frown, then wanna dap me down
But when I leave, them *****s talk about me like a clown
But I don’t give a *****!

[Hook]
[in the background, repeated until end of hook: I don't give a *****, *****]
I ain’t gon’ give up, no I ain’t gon’ let up
No I ain’t gon’ shuddup
And ain’t gon’ never let them haterz get to me
Oh, no-no, they’ll never get to me
I ain’t gon’ let up, no I ain’t gon’ shudup
No I ain’t gon’ give up
And ain’t gon’ never let them haterz get to me
Oh, no-no, they’ll never get to me

[Verse 2]
I just don’t give a *****, cuz i’m all out wit it
The game ain’t done maine, itz just the *****s in it
You can’t even wear a jersey, they try to peep ya tags
Can’t smoke a blunt of kush, cuz you ’round too many krabs
*****s get yaself together, go give ya brain a bath
Go to church, start listenin’ and get on the right path
Stunted on ya, ya stunted wrong ya get it in ya or get gone
Live fake, you’ll die fake, that’s just the way it goes
I’ma gangsta, young *****, so I keep my mouth close
My ears and eyes open, so I can focus on the ***** around me
I know they gon’ down me, but all I wonder is why in the ***** do they come around me
I gotta say down, I’ma shine like a light, stunt on all these ***** roaches
Whether I’m wrong or if I’m right, *****
Hey! I get money, that’s something I like to do
You say ********** me, naw ********** you
Cuz I don’t give a *****!

[Hook]
[in the background, repeated until end of hook: I don't give a *****, *****]
I ain’t gon’ give up, no I ain’t gon’ let up
No I ain’t gon’ shuddup
And ain’t gon’ never let them haterz get to me
Oh, no-no, they’ll never get to me
I ain’t gon’ let up, no I ain’t gon’ shudup
No I ain’t gon’ give up
And ain’t gon’ never let them haterz get to me
Oh, no-no, they’ll never get to me

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 12:18:pm

@ Man

Hey my Babydaddy Julio had such a good time wit u last night that he wanna come back again today, should I let him? lol

anonymous says the one who keeps it moving

12/31/08, 12:18:pm

Brooklyynn.. hey bumba clod… dont call me stupid but ok i did tell you too so you can slide on that one. What the heck i dont know i just suck on them i dont design them, as long as they aint biting my nose off im cool!

MissBlaze43

12/31/08, 12:18:pm

@ Brook Lynn

I have a friend who dated this guy who only had one nut. We used to teast her and say, “So does that mean when you and your man have sex, he’s only good for one nut?”

she used to get mad at that *****.

me

12/31/08, 12:19:pm

I don’t know how B does it, but I would believe that every time she has to look at him she has $300million reason why she will LOVE Jay..FOREVER.

I am the creator of Ms Julips

12/31/08, 12:19:pm

Julips started off as just a joke, but I allowed the joke to go on entirely too long. As of last night, consider her dead and gone.

@ Brook – You are a beautiful, sexy woman with a wonderful personality and a big heart. If she had been a real person i am sure she would have loved you….how can anyone not?

@ Z – KMNASB (kiss my ***** ***** sneaky *****)

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 12:19:pm

@BROOKE
“Hey my Babydaddy Julio had such a good time wit u last night that he wanna come back again today, should I let him? lol”
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Naw… he ain’t have no good time wit me. Keep that nucca where he at.

Mock Rock Star

12/31/08, 12:19:pm

OH LAWDY!!!!

@FALLIN….I KNOW YOUR LURKING AND TO ME IN MY EYES YOUR ARE STILL A STUPID *****ING W*****!!! BIATCH!!! fALL BACK!!!!
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Before I go…Lawdy U’re so *****ing miserable it’s a shame…I actually think that “Coon face gorilla” picture U had up before was way more attractive then your real albino picture…U are one unattractive, ***** talking to everyone who doesn’t think your br***** (and may I add unintelligent humor) is funny or cool…I’ve been inviting U to kill yourself, but Ugg-face is to stubborn(I guess U have to take care of those out of wed-lock ***** monkeys of yours)

I suggest counseling…U can lie on the couch and type your thoughts and feelings and U can help me help U…what U think…or U want to stay a miserable *****…I know it’s a bit hard for U unattractive people to take that ugly chip off your shoulder

snoop bloggy blog

12/31/08, 12:19:pm

Good news people… ima ***** this ugly chick tonight. Her body is the ***** though.

CHEA!!

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@ MAN….lmao in yo year with a bang fam. doggystyle..

happy new years bossip fam! i’m out

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 12:20:pm

Yea somebody start a topic , I am only at work till 3pm and I need some laughter in my life b4 i go ring in the New Year. But plzzzz no mo talk about *****ies

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 12:21:pm

@JULIPS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

anonymous says the one who keeps it moving

12/31/08, 12:21:pm

Damn .. sewing back on a nipple, my lunch is going to be a disaster after that. Im going to the lunch truck and get soup and i better not find a nip floating around in my soup jk! lol!

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

12/31/08, 12:21:pm

@ Man-lol, now u know you wrong for calling that chick ug-mug.
But I don’t hafta waste my time gettin jealous since she ain’t cute.
Otherwise me and Oshie might hafta come to LA, dressed all sexy and open up a can-o-whoop-*****!!

LOL MissBlaze-I cant help myself…

Mock Rock Star

12/31/08, 12:21:pm

Talk with yall later…gotta shower and go

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 12:24:pm

@VEE
“lol, now u know you wrong for calling that chick ug-mug.
But I don’t hafta waste my time gettin jealous since she ain’t cute.
Otherwise me and Oshie might hafta come to LA, dressed all sexy and open up a can-o-whoop-*****!!”
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I’m sorry. You will probably be my fantasy for a while after all that talk from yesterday. Almost couldn’t make it home. My ***** was all in the way of the steering wheel and *****.

I gotta get me some tonight though. I know her ***** tight too. She don’t suck ***** though …. at least she didn’t last time.

OH LAWDY!!!!

12/31/08, 12:25:pm

OK WHERE DO I BEGIN, M.R.S. HOW NICE OF YOU TO REFER TO AN AFRICAN AMERICAN PERSON AS A COON. HOW STRANGE TO ME IT IS THAT ALL THE LIGHT SKINNED BASHING GOES ON!! YOU MAY BE DARKER THAN ME AND REFER TO ME AS AN ALBINO BUT I HAVE A FAR BETTER SENSE OF PRIDE IN MY RACE THAN YOU DO. YOU BIG FOREHEADED TRIFLIN COOCHIN LICKIN *****!!! I HAVE BEEN CHOSING TO IGNORE YOU AND I WAS NOT SPEAKING TO YOU TODAY. YOU MAY WANT TO CHOSE YOUR BATTLES A LITTLE MORE WISELY!! I AM NOT UGLY I GET NO COMPLAINTS!! SO I SUGGEST YOU TAKE THAT SORRY ***** LIL RING YOU GOT AND TRADE IT IN FOR A BETTER MENTALITY. I WOULD TELL YOU TO GO AND GET PSYCHIATRIC HELP, BUT MCDONALDS DOESNT HAVE THAT SORT OF INSURANCE PLAN…..BRING IN 2009 RIGHT W***** KILL YOUR SELF AT 1159 PM TODAY!!!

Afiya - 20 Years today

12/31/08, 12:26:pm

OK STUPID, lol. The implants are implanted inside the real breast silly, the only thing that may come off sometimes is ya nipple, but they sew it back on after surgery.

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OK…I’m stupid too…so when the nipple come off and its re-sewn…do you still have that sensation when the nipple is stimulated?

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

12/31/08, 12:26:pm

Mock-Happy New Yearz
Oh I am so sleepy…

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 12:26:pm

@ Julips

Julips started off as just a joke, but I allowed the joke to go on entirely too long. As of last night, consider her dead and gone.

@ Brook – You are a beautiful, sexy woman with a wonderful personality and a big heart. If she had been a real person i am sure she would have loved you….how can anyone not?

@ Z – KMNASB (kiss my ***** ***** sneaky *****)

Hi Julips, when I first met you I thought u were a crazy trouble maker, then I goit to know a piece of you and I swear I actually like you even when your other personalities were callin me names and being mean to me. But yes you are right, I have a nice personality and I am kind and sweet and give weirdos like you a chance cuz if I dont who will? I hope when you re invent yourself as somebody else I will like him or her as much as I like you. You are one of my favorite Bossipers and that is true to my heart…

Love Ya Julips

Oh P.S: Why you call Z sneaky?

OH LAWDY!!!!

12/31/08, 12:28:pm

AND BY THE WAY CREEP, WHO EVER SAID THAT MY CHILDREN WERE BORN OUT OF WEDLOCK IS A *****IN LIAR!!! I WAS MARRIED YOU STUPID CHEAP ***** *****ED *****……MY KIDS HAVE A DAD AND HE IS VERY MUCH A PART OF THEIR LIVES…….DONT YOU WISH YOU KNEW YOUR DADDY!!

POOF BE GONE YOU *****ING TEST TUBE BABY!!!

JayTee

12/31/08, 12:29:pm

Wow! Her booty looks WAY different without butt pads. Thumbs down!

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 12:30:pm

@ Anonymous

Damn .. sewing back on a nipple, my lunch is going to be a disaster after that. Im going to the lunch truck and get soup and i better not find a nip floating around in my soup jk! lol

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Yea they sew back on my nip and they lost sensation and looked a tad bit lopsided, I had about 3 surgeries on them just to correct them, and yes I do still have some scarring, these big things are soo overated and cant wait to be a normal woman again.

TELL IT LIKE IT IS

12/31/08, 12:31:pm

Honestly, I don’t want to see the picture each time I come to this site. I mean, there is nothing wrong with B, but leave for the hubby to see. They know they’ll be photographed, look closely at Solange, she’s reading US weekly, she and B want to be in all magazines and on all the websites. I’m over it!

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

12/31/08, 12:32:pm

Ewwwwww, no more talk of nipples being sewn on, falling off
I’m getting queasy. Seriously though-that’s a good quest Afiya.
@ Brook Lynn: tell us, is the sensation weakened aft surgery. Or enhanced? Hmmmmmmmmmm…
@Oh Lawdy-don’t let Mock upset u-its a New Year and you are too much FUN to let someone steal your
joy. Cant we all just get along??
@ Man-well thank u Baby I do what I can. Y’all shoulda never startin talking dirty yesterday. Got
a chick all hot and bothered, eager to feel the dizzying, ’swoosh’ post-orgasm effect last nite.
You tell girlie I said to give you the full-svc treatment. She gotta throw lips to the d— in honor of the New Year

MissBlaze43

12/31/08, 12:32:pm

@ Brook Lynn

I’m sorry you don’t have any sensation in your nipples anymore. That sucks – well, you know what Imean.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 12:32:pm

where did Oshie go?

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 12:33:pm

Ugggghhhh U guys Vee is gettin Bored and I dont wanna talk about Implants anymore, it was the worst mistake I ever made in my life!!!!!

Ok Carry on

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 12:34:pm

where did “ATX Chick” and “And…..” go?

sexysha

12/31/08, 12:34:pm

She has no*****atall!LMAO

bk

12/31/08, 12:34:pm

Can place my finger on it but they dont seem like happy people.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 12:35:pm

Ladies tell me how handsome and suave I am and how you want to have mulitple babies by me…

Afiya - 20 Years today

12/31/08, 12:36:pm

NO SENSATION???

That’s the most attractive part of the breast…what’s the sense in having breast implants if they gonna ***** with the sensation?

Dang, I would just die if I lost the most important part of sex…nipple stimulation

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 12:37:pm

@AFIYA

wuts up with the “20 years today?” Is it your anniversary?

Truthbtold

12/31/08, 12:37:pm

I see she swaggerjacking Rihanna with the jetsking

People take a look at the vid below “Beyonce The Biggest CopyCat Pt3″ All the proof u need

Afiya - 20 Years today

12/31/08, 12:37:pm

Sorry Brook Lynn…

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

12/31/08, 12:38:pm

Can I post a question before I go zap my lunch in the microwave?
Poll to my bossip fam:
What celebrity do you think you look like?
Or have you been told that you look like someone?
Before someone gets all self-righteous on me, I know we’re all unique and special in our own
way. No self-loathing here. Its just a question since we don’t know each other it’ll help us
envision the folks out here. So, who do you look like???

MissBlaze43

12/31/08, 12:38:pm

@ Brook Lynn

You and Vee – don’t y’all start today.

Oshie – where are you?

Afiya - 20 Years today

12/31/08, 12:38:pm

Yes, it’s my anniversary…and I’m at work, bored as hell

anonymous says the one who keeps it moving

12/31/08, 12:39:pm

ok bumba clod Brook… no more nipple talk cause i was getting a funny feeling in my mouth and i about to go to lunch so just hurry and get them things back to normal. The fact that you are a woman and dont have what i have turns me on .. dont matter what size they are God made you female and thats what counts!

Afiya - 20 Years today

12/31/08, 12:41:pm

@Vee’s question

Years ago I was told I look like Phyllis Hyman and my husband was told he looks like Michael Jordan

*shrugs*

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 12:41:pm

Ok the implants were the second worst mistake, my son’s father was the first ok Carry on!!

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 12:42:pm

@VEE
“Can I post a question before I go zap my lunch in the microwave?
Poll to my bossip fam:
What celebrity do you think you look like?
Or have you been told that you look like someone?
Before someone gets all self-righteous on me, I know we’re all unique and special in our own
way. No self-loathing here. Its just a question since we don’t know each other it’ll help us
envision the folks out here. So, who do you look like???”
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None that I can remember….

MissBlaze43

12/31/08, 12:42:pm

I can’t think of any actress that I look like, accept for maybe a younger version of Angela B*****ett.

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 12:43:pm

Can I post a question before I go zap my lunch in the microwave?
Poll to my bossip fam:
What celebrity do you think you look like?
Or have you been told that you look like someone?
Before someone gets all self-righteous on me, I know we’re all unique and special in our own
way. No self-loathing here. Its just a question since we don’t know each other it’ll help us
envision the folks out here. So, who do you look like???

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I have been told I resemble Jazmine Sullivan but I don’t see it..

Manhattan

12/31/08, 12:43:pm

Looking at these pics makes me think Jay really is not that into Beyonce. He never looks happy & I’m starting to think Bey is NOT such a nice person as she makes her self out to be.

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 12:44:pm

@ Miss Blaze

is that u in your Gravie?

@Man

You are 1 self loathing man. You remind me sooo much of Julio, lol minus the Gay part

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 12:44:pm

@MISS BLAZE 43
“I can’t think of any actress that I look like, accept for maybe a younger version of Angela B*****ett.”
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I’ve come to the conclusion that I need stop resisting and just become your sex slave

**submitting wrist for shackles**

Talley-B

12/31/08, 12:44:pm

vee…..

two obvious ones
Shaq and BIG….and michael clark duncan on the green mile…..

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 12:45:pm

@BROOKE
“You are 1 self loathing man. You remind me sooo much of Julio, lol minus the Gay part”
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self loathing? How do you figure?

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 12:46:pm

ok bumba clod Brook… no more nipple talk cause i was getting a funny feeling in my mouth and i about to go to lunch so just hurry and get them things back to normal. The fact that you are a woman and dont have what i have turns me on .. dont matter what size they are God made you female and thats what counts!

@ Anonymous

awww, ur so sweet u r earning brownie points with me

sIMPLICITYNYC

12/31/08, 12:47:pm

Yup beyonce never had a butt to begin with , the camera was just always really close…….shes flat like a pancake…..

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 12:48:pm

@ Man

self loathing? How do you figure?

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Because you said this:

Ladies tell me how handsome and suave I am and how you want to have mulitple babies by me…

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

12/31/08, 12:48:pm

Fu—- microwaves at this company suck! My food’s still cold
Wow folks, all of those celeb look-a-likes are good ones! Afiya-congrats on your anniversary.
I’ve been told that I look like Kenya Moore. I agree, to a point.
@Man-a lil role-play, per your request…
In the throws of making love to you, ridin you while my hair slaps you in the face
and my ***** are bouncing up and down, I suck softly on your bottom lip and whisper
“Ohhhhhhhhhh, baby you SO finnnnnnne…your ***** feels so GOOD! Uhhhhhh, deeper, uhhhhhhhh,
I wanna have your BABY!!!” You cup my ***** and say “You wanna have my baby girl?”
I lick your lips and grind my wetness on your *****, and start riding really slowly and deliberately.
With one hand on your neck and another on your leg, I pull your face twds me p*****ionately and
stick my tongue down your throat. I STARE into your eyes and say “You feel that? Oh, that’s how it feels when your FINE ***** makes a baby. Wit yo fine ***** and your BIG *****. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…I wanna have your baby! OH MY GOD I wanna have TEN babies by your FINE *****! ***** ME! ***** ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” How’s that? Was it as good for you as it was for me? Swooooooooooooosh…
Happy New Year

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 12:49:pm

@BROOKE
“Because you said this:

Ladies tell me how handsome and suave I am and how you want to have mulitple babies by me…”
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LOL. Oh, ok.

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 12:49:pm

Uhh Vee, its snowing like dandruff in NYC, you may wanna raincheck lol

Mock Rock Star

12/31/08, 12:49:pm

OH LAWDY!!!!

OK WHERE DO I BEGIN, M.R.S. HOW NICE OF YOU TO REFER TO AN AFRICAN AMERICAN PERSON AS A COON. HOW STRANGE TO ME IT IS THAT ALL THE LIGHT SKINNED BASHING GOES ON!! YOU MAY BE DARKER THAN ME AND REFER TO ME AS AN ALBINO BUT I HAVE A FAR BETTER SENSE OF PRIDE IN MY RACE THAN YOU DO. YOU BIG FOREHEADED TRIFLIN COOCHIN LICKIN *****!!! I HAVE BEEN CHOSING TO IGNORE YOU AND I WAS NOT SPEAKING TO YOU TODAY. YOU MAY WANT TO CHOSE YOUR BATTLES A LITTLE MORE WISELY!! I AM NOT UGLY I GET NO COMPLAINTS!! SO I SUGGEST YOU TAKE THAT SORRY ***** LIL RING YOU GOT AND TRADE IT IN FOR A BETTER MENTALITY. I WOULD TELL YOU TO GO AND GET PSYCHIATRIC HELP, BUT MCDONALDS DOESNT HAVE THAT SORT OF INSURANCE PLAN…..BRING IN 2009 RIGHT W***** KILL YOUR SELF AT 1159 PM TODAY!!!
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I’m back and U’re still unoriginal cap locking it screaming…***** U’re bitter and miserable and U’re upset cause I never flirted with U…U never got no complaints…I bet U never got any compliments either and work…at least it’s a living…I know how your fat ***** is still trying to convince McDonald’s to bring back Super-size…damn ***** I’m sick of seeing your fat lazy ***** in my drive thru…there is no more Super-size and U ate all the food and no-one gives a damn about your albino monkeys…black pride this fake ***** since that’s what U love to pull out your *****(or U would love me to ***** U with a fake ***** and jam in in and out your *****…but I have standards and U know the rest)…let me get to my Burger joint job and allow U to get madder, fatter, funkier on Bossip…I’m out

@EVERYONE (including )

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 12:51:pm

@VEE
“a lil role-play, per your request…
In the throws of making love to you, ridin you while my hair slaps you in the face
and my ***** are bouncing up and down, I suck softly on your bottom lip and whisper
“Ohhhhhhhhhh, baby you SO finnnnnnne…your ***** feels so GOOD! Uhhhhhh, deeper, uhhhhhhhh,
I wanna have your BABY!!!” You cup my ***** and say “You wanna have my baby girl?”
I lick your lips and grind my wetness on your *****, and start riding really slowly and deliberately.
With one hand on your neck and another on your leg, I pull your face twds me p*****ionately and
stick my tongue down your throat. I STARE into your eyes and say “You feel that? Oh, that’s how it feels when your FINE ***** makes a baby. Wit yo fine ***** and your BIG *****. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…I wanna have your baby! OH MY GOD I wanna have TEN babies by your FINE *****! ***** ME! ***** ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” How’s that? Was it as good for you as it was for me? Swooooooooooooosh…
Happy New Year”
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Are you my soulmate?
I think I love you.
**eyes tearing up**

OH LAWDY!!!!

12/31/08, 12:51:pm

WHATEVER TEST TUBE BABY!!!! HAHHHAHAHAHAHA UGLY GREASE MONKEY LOOKING *****!!!!!

cw

12/31/08, 12:52:pm

Actually sweet heart. you wish beyonce wasnt selling. her album went platnum in 3 weeks and is now #2 behind taylor swift. check billboard.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 12:53:pm

2008 can kiss my ***** yall.

Southern Belle (everything that is good comes from here)

12/31/08, 12:53:pm

@purple he did that song, right every time I hear it motivation!!!!

Mock Rock Star

12/31/08, 12:53:pm

OH LAWDY!!!!

WHATEVER TEST TUBE BABY!!!! HAHHHAHAHAHAHA UGLY GREASE MONKEY LOOKING *****!!!!!
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Yeah blow it off and your face while U’re at it

Afiya - 20 Years today

12/31/08, 12:54:pm

perking up @ Vee’s comments @12:48

THANKS GURL…that’s what I’m talking about…

Give me more…since I’mma be putting my thang down tonight…I need more moves and instructions…

Continue….

I am the creator of Ms Julips

12/31/08, 12:54:pm

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

@ Julips

Julips started off as just a joke, but I allowed the joke to go on entirely too long. As of last night, consider her dead and gone.

@ Brook – You are a beautiful, sexy woman with a wonderful personality and a big heart. If she had been a real person i am sure she would have loved you….how can anyone not?

@ Z – KMNASB (kiss my ***** ***** sneaky *****)

Hi Julips, when I first met you I thought u were a crazy trouble maker, then I goit to know a piece of you and I swear I actually like you even when your other personalities were callin me names and being mean to me. But yes you are right, I have a nice personality and I am kind and sweet and give weirdos like you a chance cuz if I dont who will? I hope when you re invent yourself as somebody else I will like him or her as much as I like you. You are one of my favorite Bossipers and that is true to my heart…

Love Ya Julips

Oh P.S: Why you call Z sneaky?
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Thank you so much for the kind words dear heart, but I will not be creating any more characters. Blogging is just a luxury that doesnt fit into my plans in terms of time spent.

I called Z sneaky because, I am extremely certain that she is the source of a lot of impostering, but she will never admit it; instead she chooses to point fingers are others. Damn I sound like a whiny ***** dont I? LOL

Damn, I think that there is the problem in a nut shell. If I have been reduced to actually spending time and energy worrying about what someone does on a blogging site, then I really am nuts. Frankly, it is my not my business one way or the other.

Be well….Black Queen,

>> computer ff <<

Oshie

12/31/08, 12:54:pm

I look like Uma Thurman, only hotter and with a nicer body and cuter face.

kitdee69

12/31/08, 12:57:pm

Talley-B, THANK YOU! for taking the words right out of my mouth and putting the H-P (herpes ***** LMAO) in Sasha Fots, err Flops pockmocked mouth!! ROTFLMBAO

PURPPLE

12/31/08, 12:57:pm

@Southern Belle

I know girl, i had it on repeat rocking off. that song is on point like a .

Daywalker_ I Shall Grant One Lucky Lady Her Wish This Evening

12/31/08, 12:58:pm

Well it appears the hostility remains until this glorious final day of the year. Can we set aside all differences as a common people today and make a positive difference in the stabilization of this nation?

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 13:00:pm

@DAYWALKER

U grantin wishes and ***** tonight dawg? I don’t know what’s up with all the hositility and ***** bruh.

THIS IS OSHIE'S REAL PHOTO

12/31/08, 13:00:pm

YOU BE THE JUDGE IF SHE LOOKS HOTTER THAN UMA THURMON!

I THINK NOT, AS A MATTER OF FACT I KNOW NOT!

Oshie

12/31/08, 13:01:pm

THIS IS OSHIE’S REAL PHOTO

YOU BE THE JUDGE IF SHE LOOKS HOTTER THAN UMA THURMON!

I THINK NOT, AS A MATTER OF FACT I KNOW NOT!
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Oh Daywalker, you’re so silly!

Oshie

12/31/08, 13:02:pm

LOL @ Daywalker granting wishes. “SHAZAM!”

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 13:03:pm

@OSHIE

Please submit your “wish” to DayWalker and you MAY be the lucky one!!!

Daywalker_ I Shall Grant One Lucky Lady Her Wish This Evening

12/31/08, 13:03:pm

@Man

Dawg I don’t know if I have enough wishes left to save some of the women of Bossip. What ya think about me dating the younger sister of one of my former girlfriends dawg?

Daywalker_ I Shall Grant One Lucky Lady Her Wish This Evening

12/31/08, 13:04:pm

Oshie still is shaking at the thought of me putting her on blast! You remember the private information you shared with me right, Oshie you hear me???

Oshie

12/31/08, 13:05:pm

@ Daywalker: Say dawg, can you make me as fine as Uma Thurman dawg? That’s my wish dawg.

MissBlaze43

12/31/08, 13:06:pm

@ Manhattan

I know, right. I’m a VERY affectionate woman and I LOVE to kiss and be kissed.

I mean, come on, you’re on a yacht / boat in the middle of St. Barts. That “pect on the cheek and a head on the breast” are for teenagers – not a grown ***** married couple.

So, I see you point clearly on that one.

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 13:06:pm

@ Julips

I am gonna be sooo sad to see you leave us. But my mama always said if u love something let it go, and if it comes back then u know, so I guess I must let u fly away my pretty bird (Tearing)

Oh P.S: Z is not impostering people, I met her and she is actually really really cool, just one of them girls you gotta get to know, but I am almost 100% sure thta impostering ppl is not Z’s steelo, just and FYI. Love Ya

@Oshie

You look waaayyy better that Numa Thurman girl….

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 13:07:pm

@DAYWALKER
“Dawg I don’t know if I have enough wishes left to save some of the women of Bossip. What ya think about me dating the younger sister of one of my former girlfriends dawg?”
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come on bruh. I know you got “bags full of wishes” for these ladies dawg. As far as the younger sister goes go right on and bulldoze that dawg.

Oh, and don’t let some of these haters get to you bruh. They hate to see a nucca ballin out of control and *****.

Oshie

12/31/08, 13:07:pm

Daywalker_ I Shall Grant One Lucky Lady Her Wish This Evening

Oshie still is shaking at the thought of me putting her on blast! You remember the private information you shared with me right, Oshie you hear me???
________________________________________________

Am I shaking? Wait no, hold on a sec… *turns off vibrator* …. ok, so, what now?

OH LAWDY!!!!

12/31/08, 13:07:pm

while your at it, please *****ist mrs and her 5 head!!!

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

12/31/08, 13:07:pm

LMAO at y’all.
@ Brook Lynn-my company’s in Newark so you know I hear many a hood-fab person complaining about the
weather. I might have to stay in PA tonite.
@ Man-no need for tears. I think we might be kindred-souls. HAHA-y’all have to excuse me.
I only get vulgar when I’m hungry or bored or hungry. I’ve been all three today but I’m eating now
so I should calm down shortly. That’s not to say that one of you can’t keep the raunchy talk goin’…

MissBlaze43

12/31/08, 13:08:pm

Ah, the infamous Daywalker…

Where’ve you been my brother – wait – are you still out of the country?

Oshie

12/31/08, 13:08:pm

Brookie, LOL at “Numa Thurman”, that’s like the New Uma for the New Year, right? I shall change my name to Numa.
And Z is the *****!

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 13:08:pm

@ Daywalker

oh oh oh!! I got a wish, may u grant me a wish: Daywalker plz grant me those New Christian Loubiton 4 inch heels in Red patent leather oh plz Daywalker, lol

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 13:09:pm

@OSHIE
“@Oshie

You look waaayyy better that Numa Thurman girl…. ”
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I cosign…

talkin loud and sayin nothing

12/31/08, 13:11:pm

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better person.

Happy New Year everyone!

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 13:11:pm

@MISS BLAZE 43
“I know, right. I’m a VERY affectionate woman and I LOVE to kiss and be kissed.

I mean, come on, you’re on a yacht / boat in the middle of St. Barts. That “pect on the cheek and a head on the breast” are for teenagers – not a grown ***** married couple.

So, I see you point clearly on that one.”
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Ohhhhh… I see. I’m real affectionate too. Describe some the ways you would show affection to A.Keys.

Oshie

12/31/08, 13:12:pm

Ya’ll are too sweet, and too good at lying! LMAO!

@ Daywalker: Did we share personal information? Did I give you my credit card number? Did I tell you my social security information? Do you know where I went to school? Do you know my blood type? Do I give a *****? NOT REALLY.

Truthbtold

12/31/08, 13:13:pm

Check Out New vid “Beyonce The Biggest CopyCat Pt3″ All the proof u need stans

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 13:13:pm

Brookie, LOL at “Numa Thurman”, that’s like the New Uma for the New Year, right? I shall change my name to Numa.
And Z is the *****!

@ Oshie

LOL

Oshie

12/31/08, 13:13:pm

This dummy acting like we shared our innermost thoughts over a cup of tea or something. GTFOH

Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)

12/31/08, 13:14:pm

*gasp @ Julips*

Look how fickle you are!

I love you too!!!@Brooke and Oshie!

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 13:14:pm

@VEE

**writing down Newark…. currently in PA**

OH LAWDY!!!!

12/31/08, 13:15:pm

i love to too z!!!! even though you would not let me in your music group thats y it flopped@!!!

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 13:15:pm

I know this may sound unrealistic, but do yall think for 2009, we can all just get along? I want everyone right now to grab ya Bossip worst enemy by the hand and sing we are the world with them. Lets start with Mock Rock Star and Oh Lawdy

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 13:15:pm

@Z

hey babe…

Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)

12/31/08, 13:15:pm

Whats up MAn, MRS, VEE, Fake Daywalker, and Afiya.

HAPPY NEW YEAR’S EVE!!!

Daywalker_ I Shall Grant One Lucky Lady Her Wish This Evening

12/31/08, 13:16:pm

I will be back shortly! I have to go pick up my Hummer from getting detailed for this evening.

Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)

12/31/08, 13:16:pm

OH LAWDY, OH LAWDY, OH LAWDY….

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 13:17:pm

i love to too z!!!! even though you would not let me in your music group thats y it flopped@!!!

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It flopped cuz Z was being a Big time DIVA and bossing everyone around

Oh Hi Z!!! I love you too. I love you too Oshie!! I love you to BE if u r lurking, yall my Bossip sistas!!!

wifey06

12/31/08, 13:17:pm

her weaves make her ugly and fat. she looks way better with her own hair…

Big ups to black marriages!!! Glad her ***** is taking a break. It was BEy body guard whotakes thepics then her chubby cousin send inthe stories. These people put themselves in the news!!!!

Oshie

12/31/08, 13:17:pm

I don’t want to touch my enemy’s hands Brookie!! They’re all sweaty and clammy and smell like booty!!!

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 13:17:pm

@Z

Is that buffoon taking you out tonight?

OH LAWDY!!!!

12/31/08, 13:17:pm

yes ms z!!! brook the only thing that ***** can grab is my ***** so i can ***** in her hand i had chinese for lunch!!!

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 13:18:pm

I will be back shortly! I have to go pick up my Hummer from getting detailed for this evening.

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Damn can I come.. lol

OH LAWDY!!!!

12/31/08, 13:18:pm

oh so you dont love me brookie!!

sweet_lies

12/31/08, 13:18:pm

swim-wig?

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

12/31/08, 13:19:pm

Hey Z, Happy New Year!!
@ Man-lol,you know where I’m from. Just think EAGLES! Woo Hoo!!
@ Brook Lynn-I agree: why so much beef and animosity–via cyber*****e??? Life’s too short.
Now y’all come on…let’s join hands via the web and sing an ol’ negro spiritual.
@Oshie-I’m giving you a solo. LOL

Afiya - 20 Years today

12/31/08, 13:19:pm

Hey Z!

Happy New Years Eve to you as well! What you planning for tonight…it’s windy as hell here in VA…how is it where you are?

conCIOUS_CuTEY

12/31/08, 13:19:pm

Jay-Z looks harsh! I still can’t believe her hair…

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 13:20:pm

Well I will grab my enemy HOT SAUCE hand, he is my frienemy cuz u stole Z from me and made her a Sauce.. Yea I am hating. But I will forgive him in 2009 even tho I don’t approve of their marraige, Z deserves better.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 13:20:pm

@Z

Ima send you some naked pics so you can ring the new year in right. I hope you are with that buffoon when I send them

**evil laugh**

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 13:21:pm

LAWDY I looovve u too. aww lokka Lawdy gettin Jealous, lol. I love everybody!!!! Wow I am so excited for a new year!!

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 13:22:pm

@VEE

Lol at Oshie gettin a solo on the ol Negro Spirituals. U crazy.

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 13:23:pm

Oh Z

I met to tell u on the phone this morning that I went on a date last night wit a guy from the club Saturday, he was a old friend of mine and he was the one I jumped on his nuts in the VIP room and simulated riding him backwards cow girl style whoo hoo!! You were on the Dance floor but Be saw the whole thing. lol

Oshie

12/31/08, 13:25:pm

Man, I just don’t care

@VEE

Lol at Oshie gettin a solo on the ol Negro Spirituals. U crazy.
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That is crazy! LOL I will do my best, but don’t get mad if I break into some Christina Aguilera Dirrrty!

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 13:26:pm

@OSHIE
“Lol at Oshie gettin a solo on the ol Negro Spirituals. U crazy.
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That is crazy! LOL I will do my best, but don’t get mad if I break into some Christina Aguilera Dirrrty!”
______________________________________________________________

Ummmm…. yeah. For your health I better let someone else do the solo.

Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)

12/31/08, 13:26:pm

@ MAn and Afiya

I will be with loved ones for New Years. me and the buffoon agreed to keep it moving. He is not reasdy for me (aka mad I was not at his beck and call while in nyc). The weather here is bright and sun with a lil wind.

Oshie

12/31/08, 13:26:pm

I met to tell u on the phone this morning that I went on a date last night wit a guy from the club Saturday, he was a old friend of mine and he was the one I jumped on his nuts in the VIP room and simulated riding him backwards cow girl style whoo hoo!! You were on the Dance floor but Be saw the whole thing. lol
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Oh, I see what kinda girls you are….
we do need to hang out some time. Can’t ye’ll just come to me? I’m lazy

steak sauce the adopted sauce child

12/31/08, 13:26:pm

hey hey brook chocolate> dont you talk about my daddy Hot Sauce.. he loves Z unless you stood up at the wedding then click it down!

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 13:27:pm

@OH LAWDY
“***** i never even bring ur ugly ***** up & yet my name is always in ur mouth… get a *****in life u dumb***** *****!” thanks

-FALLIN POET

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 13:28:pm

@Z
“I will be with loved ones for New Years. me and the buffoon agreed to keep it moving. He is not reasdy for me (aka mad I was not at his beck and call while in nyc). The weather here is bright and sun with a lil wind.”
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Well, you still have me to boss around (please boss me around)

Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)

12/31/08, 13:28:pm

@Oh Lawdy

I really do not like the way you come at my homegirl MRS. I feel your animosity is misplaced and unprovoked. Therefore, you can kiss my *****. Happy New Year’s Eve to you as well. Imposter that shyt.

MissBlaze43

12/31/08, 13:28:pm

@ Man, I just don’t care

I’m not going there with all that today.

I’m about to hit the liquor store before all the good ***** is gone. I need some Tres Generacion and some Patron.

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12/31/08, 13:29:pm

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bored

12/31/08, 13:29:pm

Wow!!! all this over her bending over in a swiming suit!!

Beyonce is what she is; a very talented artist, who has earned respect from her peers, fans, non so called fans, kings, queens, princess, prince’s, Presidents and so on. This post proves it, say what you want, talk about how much she has and dont the bottom line is she has been able to backup everything she has done with her talent.

If you dont like her that’s your biz but really who cares?

Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)

12/31/08, 13:30:pm

Man, I just don’t care

@OH LAWDY
“***** i never even bring ur ugly ***** up & yet my name is always in ur mouth… get a *****in life u dumb***** *****!” thanks

-FALLIN POET

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What is this Man? Are you being a ***************?

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

12/31/08, 13:30:pm

@ Oshie-Oh no…no Christina Aguilera-isms during our song:-)
Your solo has been revoked.
Why isn’t it 3 o’clock yet?????????????? Oy!

Oshie

12/31/08, 13:31:pm

Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)

@Oh Lawdy

I really do not like the way you come at my homegirl MRS. I feel your animosity is misplaced and unprovoked. Therefore, you can kiss my *****. Happy New Year’s Eve to you as well. Imposter that shyt.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW..

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 13:31:pm

@Z
“What is this Man? Are you being a ***************?”
_____________________________________________________________

You know me better than that boo. Poet asked me to post that for her. That’s all.

Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)

12/31/08, 13:31:pm

@Osh

I could plan a trip out that way. I have to hit up Fl and GA first though. We would have to have a secret date and location so MAn don’t crash our party.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 13:32:pm

@Miss Blaze 43
“I’m not going there with all that today.

I’m about to hit the liquor store before all the good ***** is gone. I need some Tres Generacion and some Patron.”
____________________________________________________________

Cool… One more question though. Could you name a male celebrity that is your type?

OH LAWDY!!!!

12/31/08, 13:33:pm

@Oh Lawdy

I really do not like the way you come at my homegirl MRS. I feel your animosity is misplaced and unprovoked. Therefore, you can kiss my *****. Happy New Year’s Eve to you as well. Imposter that shyt.

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real z was that you….how i deal with anyone on here is not your issue,,,,me and you have been cool….***** fallin and mrs!!! and man is being a ***** ***** *****!!! ***** you fallin you wanna be fake ***** *****!!!

Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)

12/31/08, 13:33:pm

@brook

how was the date? was he nice? where did ya’ll go and what did ya’ll do?

Oshie

12/31/08, 13:33:pm

@ Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

@ Oshie-Oh no…no Christina Aguilera-isms during our song:-)
Your solo has been revoked.

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That’s ok, I’ll just stand over here and play the tamborine… if that’s ok… *sobs*

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 13:33:pm

@Z
“I could plan a trip out that way. I have to hit up Fl and GA first though. We would have to have a secret date and location so MAn don’t crash our party.”
______________________________________________________________

Yeah, I would stop and pick up Daywalker on my way to Monroe. That would be a great get together right thur. LOL.

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 13:34:pm

@ Steak Sauce

hey hey brook chocolate> dont you talk about my daddy Hot Sauce.. he loves Z unless you stood up at the wedding then click it down!

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Hey sweetheart, I am sure you think the world of your dad Hot sauce as do the other sauces, however! I dont want him corrupting Z and turning her into evil, remember you are apart of a cult now so you will become evil too. Yall are like the movie grimlins and Z would be the cute lil fuzzy fur ball thing that all the Grimlins try to covert. lol

And.....(with 5 dots)

12/31/08, 13:34:pm

Umm, Jay-Z? No sirreeee. I’m sorry but that brother is WHOOOPED!

Afiya - 20 Years today

12/31/08, 13:35:pm

*sigh* @ Z

Well for the new year I wish you a wonderful new man that will be @ YOUR beck and call (like MY husband) lol

God has wonderful things in store for you Z…trust your e-momma

Oshie

12/31/08, 13:36:pm

Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)

@Osh

I could plan a trip out that way. I have to hit up Fl and GA first though. We would have to have a secret date and location so MAn don’t crash our party.
____________________________________________

Yipeeeee!!!! Do you like BYOB strip clubs and country ***** dudes with gold teeth?

Oshie

12/31/08, 13:37:pm

@ Man: Yeah, I would stop and pick up Daywalker on my way to Monroe. That would be a great get together right thur. LOL.
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I just spit out my orange juice when I read that.

Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)

12/31/08, 13:37:pm

@ Oh Lawdy

Its not my issue. But I can still say u are wrong, bc she never said anything sideways to you. And when asked why u don’t like her, you could not even state a valid reason for your behaviour. I have kept my mouth shut a minute on this bullshyt, but Ya’ll know me. I CAN’T FAKE THE FUNK. I am not going to be ignorant and act out on you. Not my style anymore. (I am growing up, ya’ll). I am just gonna step back away from you…and you be ova there…and I’ll be over here. And hopefully for the better of mankind and Bossip, our paths will not cross. Have a good one…..

Anyway, back to Brook…

BE

12/31/08, 13:37:pm

Hey Hey People!!

Oshie

12/31/08, 13:38:pm

Afiya – 20 Years today

*sigh* @ Z

Well for the new year I wish you a wonderful new man that will be @ YOUR beck and call (like MY husband) lol
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Is he like that because he knows you like to chop off peters? I mean, I guess that would help.

LOL ***** I know you don’t like me so don’t even respond. I’m the DEVIL! Oogity Boogity!

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 13:39:pm

@brook

how was the date? was he nice? where did ya’ll go and what did ya’ll do?

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Well first he came to the crib and we drank some wine and talked, then we went to Kareoke night at Apple Bee’s and he tried to force us to do a duet to “Deja Vu” Feat Jay Z, and I said hell no, then we got back to his place at like 2am and watched Rush Hour 3 and fell asleep, he drove me home at 6am. He coming to my New Years eve party tonight.

I like him but he be on some crazy pretty boy ***** and I dont like guys that act like they the ***** just be regular, but I am tryna change him. lol

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 13:39:pm

@OSHIE
“Yeah, I would stop and pick up Daywalker on my way to Monroe. That would be a great get together right thur. LOL.
______________________________________________

I just spit out my orange juice when I read that.”
___________________________________________________________

Yall, could kiss and make up. You know, start 2009 off right. Then you and I would turn our attention to Z….

dapro

12/31/08, 13:39:pm

((glides in the room carrying m*****ive amounts of alcohol and whip cream))

Ladies and Gentleman, ENJOY THIS EVENING AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO BOSSIP FAM

Nik, I’m coming for you strong in 09…..(flashes a devious smile)

Z-luv ya fireplug, what would I do without you?!?

SQB-MY lil lady for life, 08 was banging cause of you!

Brook Lynn-Aka Sexual Chocolate, I luv ya like a fat kid loves cake ma

Oshie- a handfull, (literally) you keep me laughing and horny at the same time

Be- my sensible sexy lady, you keep the calm

Purp-you hit cats below the but when needed, it’s always luv

Syd-Keep that strong mindset sista we need more queens on the battlefield

Fallin-My chi town princess, stop taking my damn women !! LMAO

Tina- damn, you every mans dream and mos def mans dream woman

Julips- Be you ma, you seem mad cool but for 09 I need you to post some new nips

Re- My sensible beautiful sis, stop ducking Bossip and chill with me for more than 2 minutes…..

DCFinest aka BeanHead-I never had a real sis but if I ever did she couldn’t be half the woman you are! I love you Bean, that’s 4real!!

Vee- I dig your vibe sweetheart, I hope to see more of you for 09

Aunt Viv- My favorite Auntie, you know we always need you to grace us with your presence

KZZ-Killa KZZ, you know we tighter than Jim Jones pants!

Oh Lawdy-you stay crazy, never loose that

Man-my dude, I know you don’t drink but I do….When Rose wins ROY I need a bottle of PDiddy(Ciroc)

MRS-Stay cool ma and do your thang

Daywalker- Get ya paper bruh and keep making those moves

Redd- Bruh, hold Dc down for me, we need more soldiers like you

Anyone that I may have forgotten, I apologize but my damn fingers is tired

MissBlaze43

12/31/08, 13:40:pm

@ BE

What’s up? I know I was supposed to e-mail you last night, but after I did the laundry I had to clean the house. I didn’t feel like doing too much today that’s why I did most of it last night. I just have to cook today, that’s all.

OH LAWDY!!!!

12/31/08, 13:40:pm

take a scroll up z i didnt tell that ***** ***** today!!! so who the ***** is wrong, i have come to your defense in here several times…i am not wrong i didnt say ***** to her!!!! so step!!!!

Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)

12/31/08, 13:40:pm

@Afiya

its ok, I am not looking hard for anyone right now anyway. Just wanted a honest companion who i can bang bang bang from time to time. Oh well…its not meant for me to have sex in the champagne room.

@mAN

thats exactly why u are not invited.

@Osh

ur joking right?

BE

12/31/08, 13:41:pm

Hey Afiya!

Hey Z

Hey Ms. Brookie

Hey Oh Lawdy!

Hey Man – you not being nasty today are you?

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 13:41:pm

Hey Be, Momma I was telling Z about my date wit that tall guy I was dancing crazy with on Saturday, do u remember him? he even danced wit ya cousin for a bit.

OH LAWDY!!!!

12/31/08, 13:42:pm

dapro i aint goin no where!!!!!

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 13:42:pm

@Z
“its ok, I am not looking hard for anyone right now anyway. Just wanted a honest companion who i can bang bang bang from time to time. Oh well…its not meant for me to have sex in the champagne room.”
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OMG. I swear I felt tears coming when I read that. “WHY, WHY AM I NOT IN NORTH CAORLINA??????”

Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)

12/31/08, 13:42:pm

Lawdy

Step? yeah ***** imma step. No one asked u to defend me. I hardly talk to you. like, lets be for real. u came at her from jump out of no where and then who started with that tito green bullshyt? come on man.

Afiya - 20 Years today

12/31/08, 13:42:pm

All that wasn’t even necessary Oshie…really it wasn’t…and all that calling women *****es ain’t cool either.

Now if your looking for an argument outta me today…FORGETABOUTIT!!!

BE

12/31/08, 13:43:pm

Hey Miss Blaze – when you get ready I’ll be there!!!

Hey Dapro!!! sensible and sexy….I like that!

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 13:43:pm

@ Da Pro

Brook Lynn-Aka Sexual Chocolate, I luv ya like a fat kid loves cake ma

********************

Hi sexy Da Pro I luv u like a crack fien loves the Gl***** pipe… uh did I say that right?

Oshie

12/31/08, 13:43:pm

@ Z: that was at Afiya. No, I’m not joking, she said one time she cut off her boyfriends ***** a/k/a she did a Bobbit.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 13:44:pm

@Da Pro

wut up dawg. wut’s been up?

Oshie

12/31/08, 13:44:pm

Hey Be!
Hey dapro!

Afiya - 20 Years today

12/31/08, 13:45:pm

Hey Be!

And DaPro & Brooke, I don’t know what I did to you both…but dang…

BE

12/31/08, 13:45:pm

@Brooke – yeah I remember plaid shirt? he wasn’t that tall….tall to me is over 6′1

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 13:45:pm

@BE
“Hey Man – you not being nasty today are you?”
____________________________________________________________

I’m never nasty. I think everyone scared off QC704 =(

OH LAWDY!!!!

12/31/08, 13:46:pm

what tito green bs are you talking bout

Afiya - 20 Years today

12/31/08, 13:46:pm

@ Z

When you least expect it…believe me…

Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)

12/31/08, 13:47:pm

Damn….Man come spank Oshie. She misbehaving.

Maybe he deserved it….If i didn’t fear for my life, there are a few who needs some castratin done.

Oshie

12/31/08, 13:47:pm

All that wasn’t even necessary Oshie…really it wasn’t…and all that calling women *****es ain’t cool either.
______________________________________

Oh, Ok. I suppose it is neccessary to come out when I ain’t around and call me a white devil and say how much you hate me when I’m not here.

And I only call a ***** a *****. *****.

BE

12/31/08, 13:47:pm

Hey Oshie

Oh Lawdy please do not fight with Z – I loves yall both tooo much and I know how relentless you are so please stop

Z – please stop

MissBlaze43

12/31/08, 13:48:pm

@ Man, I just don’t care

There’s this actor whom I first saw in the movie ‘S*****’ Michael Jai White – yummy-yum-yum! He was also in ‘THE DARK KNIGHT’ but had a smaller role. That man is soooo phyne.

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

12/31/08, 13:48:pm

Hey Dapro-Happy New Years and Kudos to you too!
Now Dammit didnt I ask y’all to be nice?!?!? I leave to give my staff a lil B.S. pep talk…I come back and y’all arguin’ and stuff. Now please: it’s a New Year and I don’t want my bossip folks to argue and cuss. We gotta stick together. Now everybody, hold hands and start sangin’! I’ll start:
“Soon and very soon, we are going to see the king!” Everybody take a turn.
Next???

Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)

12/31/08, 13:48:pm

@ Oh lawdy

bye. keep it pushing. u told me to step, yet u till talking. wth…

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 13:48:pm

@OSHIE
“Damn….Man come spank Oshie. She misbehaving.”
______________________________________________________________

COME HERE. You know I love it when women tell me what to do..

BE

12/31/08, 13:48:pm

LMAO@Man – I’m never nasty. I think everyone scared off QC704 =(

_________________
Honey you are always nasty!! I find it amusingly cute though

YOu scared off QC (she did say she would not be on today)

OH LAWDY!!!!

12/31/08, 13:49:pm

I see that my time on BOSSIP has expired!! Peace to all of you!!! Some have my email……….use it!!! Good luck all ya’ll……i am not gonna be fugged with over some ***** i didnt do!!!!! bye be and vee aunti viv nina pur re nikki brooke and oshie and sxyq and dapro and man!!! peace!!

OH LAWDY HAS MADE HER FINAL EXIT!!!

Oshie

12/31/08, 13:49:pm

Alright Man, I guess you have to come spank me now. Dammit.
** slowly bends over and pulls down tight pincil skirt revealing perfect ***** **

Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)

12/31/08, 13:50:pm

@BE

I am fallin back. In fact I am about to go wash my hair. I’ll be back ina few.

Oshie

12/31/08, 13:50:pm

*pencil
uh
******

um…

it’s hard to type when I’m horny… and masturbating…

MissBlaze43

12/31/08, 13:50:pm

Okay, everybody, I’m out.

You all have yourselves a wonderful and SAFE – I repeat SAFE – New Year’s Eve and I wish you all – me included – a much better 2009.

Y’all be safe!

Peace

dapro

12/31/08, 13:50:pm

@Brook

You said it right ma close enough for me. You had a date?

@Be
That’s you all the way,

@Oshie
How’s my girl?

@Afiya
I apologize, we good it won’t happen again sweetheart

@Man
I’m good family, just losing a little weight that was holding me down. Ya boy is moving like Muhammed in his prime. What’s good with you?

BE

12/31/08, 13:51:pm

I have to go – be back later!

Oh Lawdy and Z – please stop!

Afiya and Oshie – not again! (Oshie respect your elders)

Brookie – keep the peace while I am gone

Afiya - 20 Years today

12/31/08, 13:52:pm

@Oshie

*****, GET OVER IT and MOVE ON!! Damn, you’s a hard headed ***** ain’t cha?? Go back to playin’ with yourself or something…stupid DEVIL!!

Satified now?! hope that made you squirt…SALTINE!!

Oshie

12/31/08, 13:53:pm

@ Be: Afiya and Oshie – not again! (Oshie respect your elders)
________________________________________________

LOL I sorry… I just sometimes feel protective of O.P.*****!

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

12/31/08, 13:53:pm

Oh-now look at Man, blamin’ US for scaring off QC when he knows good and well that he
had her scared to death yesterday!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Oh Lawdy-I’ll email you. I get the feeling that you’re sensitive and so am I. I hope you’ll
stay but if you gotta go you gotta go.
Errrrrrrrbody else, Happy New Year!! I don’t hear *****ody singin’…

dapro

12/31/08, 13:54:pm

I’m out fam, peace and enjoy the evening

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Afiya - 20 Years today

12/31/08, 13:54:pm

@BE

I wish she would stay in her lane…I ain’t even trying to talk to her or remember my conversation with her…DAMN annoying white devil *****!

Oshie

12/31/08, 13:54:pm

Afiya – 20 Years today

@Oshie

*****, GET OVER IT and MOVE ON!! Damn, you’s a hard headed ***** ain’t cha?? Go back to playin’ with yourself or something…stupid DEVIL!!

Satified now?! hope that made you squirt…SALTINE!!
____________________________________________________

LOL! Hypocrite!

All the fellas please cover your junk, she’s getting mad!

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

12/31/08, 13:55:pm

HI dapro!! Do you have some J. D in there for me?

Bye OH LAWDY?

me

12/31/08, 13:57:pm

she looks soo naturally preety

Oshie

12/31/08, 14:00:pm

Dear Afiya,

*****ody really likes you in here because you are crazy and tired.
Anytime anyone addresses you it’s disingenuous and a joke at your expense.
Saltine on that, *****.

Signed,
The Devil

Christie's secrets

12/31/08, 14:01:pm

wel another thing she has in common with rihanna!
PANCAKE BOOTY! I know some men that were saying that beyonce has the best and biggest booty of the planet! lol, when i said something, i was called a hater! I mean, whatever… but how come she claim herself to be booylicious! she is fraudulous about everything she does! with such a pretty face and nice body, she seems like she is insecure! she should say, “im not bootylicious but im still the *****”! like she could say, “i did not write the song, but im still the best” lol
Weird!

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

12/31/08, 14:04:pm

Disingenuous: giving a false impression of sincerity or simplicity

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

12/31/08, 14:07:pm

LOL-Nik U why u make me laugh, while I’m trying to mourn the loss of Oh Lawdy, sympathize with Afiya and silently, through osmosis calm Oshie down……

See-NONE of this woulda happened if y’all woulda just joined me in singing a hymn!
HardHeads…

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

12/31/08, 14:08:pm

make a soft *****…

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Brooke Knows Best)

12/31/08, 14:10:pm

@Brooke – yeah I remember plaid shirt? he wasn’t that tall….tall to me is over 6′1

*******************************************

No Be not him the one in VIP that tall dark skin guy wit curly hair, remember I had my ***** out and my brother got mad and pulled me off him?

Afiya - 20 Years today

12/31/08, 14:11:pm

@Oshie

LOL…honey this is a blog…cyber*****e…don’t be so silly!

SMDH that you take this ***** that serious…

For your information everyone around me loves me…EVERYONE! so darling what you and everyone up here eats don’t make me *****…get me?!

OH and a white co-worker spent the night at my house this past week-end…oh and I have keys to both my white owners homes on either side of me…and and I spent not one dime for Christmas but you can barely get in my living room for the gifts…some are still unopened…*****…do I really care about some cyber people that don’t have a clue…GET REAL!

SMDH @ DUMB*****ES!!

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

12/31/08, 14:12:pm

Vee…

Why the mourning?

Afiya - 20 Years today

12/31/08, 14:13:pm

Sorry, there in absolutely NOTHING FAKE about me…I’m way too old for fake!

LMAO…

Oshie

12/31/08, 14:13:pm

Afiya – 20 Years today

@Oshie

LOL…honey this is a blog…cyber*****e…don’t be so silly!

SMDH that you take this ***** that serious…

For your information everyone around me loves me…EVERYONE! so darling what you and everyone up here eats don’t make me *****…get me?!

OH and a white co-worker spent the night at my house this past week-end…oh and I have keys to both my white owners homes on either side of me…and and I spent not one dime for Christmas but you can barely get in my living room for the gifts…some are still unopened…*****…do I really care about some cyber people that don’t have a clue…GET REAL!

SMDH @ DUMB*****ES!!
_______________________________________________

Um… what?

See, you are crazy!

FACINGREALITY

12/31/08, 14:14:pm

If you like it then I must have had a butt pad on it! Haha – butt pads for everyone – HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 14:16:pm

I DID NOT SCARE OFF QC704!!!

Yesterday was the closest to a gentleman I can be.

Afiya - 20 Years today

12/31/08, 14:17:pm

I’ll be that Oshie!!

MH

12/31/08, 14:17:pm

Iam starting to like Bey more…she seems more human now.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 14:18:pm

@OSHIE
“Alright Man, I guess you have to come spank me now. Dammit.
** slowly bends over and pulls down tight pincil skirt revealing perfect ***** **”
___________________________________________________________

“No, you know you deserve this.”

**proceeds to give Oshie the tongue lashing she deserves**

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

12/31/08, 14:19:pm

@ Nik U-I’m in mourning for Oh Lawdy cuz she left-or so she says. I have her email addr so if she REALLY doesnt come back to bossip I can k.i.t.

But I’m over it now cuz I only have 45 mins left at work
@ Man-its ok: u know QC will be back. She just needs time to regroup lol

steak sauce the adopted sauce child

12/31/08, 14:20:pm

chocolate brook> we aint in no cult ma, we are just tight and have mafia backup. Z can handle her self she is now the mafia wife but SMDH is the queen so i dont know how that will air out but my ma smdh and pa hot sauce aint never wrong.

steak sauce the adopted sauce child

12/31/08, 14:23:pm

i heard somebody up in here got a pancake booty. who that.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 14:24:pm

The beautiful women in here sure do make my day go by faster….. thank you all.

Oshie

12/31/08, 14:25:pm

qc will be back, she just needs some time to recharge her quirting mechanism.

Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)

12/31/08, 14:25:pm

no Steak Sauce.

I am the QUEEN. Hot Sauce created all of you and I have married him, now I am the queen. SMDH was soy sauce. Not even of equal status. Just one of the off spring.

Oshie

12/31/08, 14:26:pm

* squirting

dammit

Brook Lynn Chcoclate Gyrl (Happy New Year Bossipers)

12/31/08, 14:26:pm

Ok Yall, its about that time, I have to be out, I wish you all a very Happy and safe New Year, May God Bless you all with prosperiety and success. And If you happen to live in the NYC area and plan on partying please drink responsibly or at least use Didy’s free Yellow Cab ride that he is paying for all night, I will. Lol

Peace Yall

Brooke Ellen is Out!!!!

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

12/31/08, 14:29:pm

I’m outta here; gotta get ahead of this weather. Happy New Years all! Be safe and be blessed. Talk to y’all in 2009-NEXT YEAR!!!

wifey06

12/31/08, 14:31:pm

FLATEST CHICK IN THE GAME—

YA’LL MEN LOVE THE FAKENESS………. FAKE HAIR, NAILS, BUTT, *****… YA’LL SURE YA’LL WANT WOMEN?

Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)

12/31/08, 14:31:pm

bye everyone. I have to start preppin some food.

Oshie

12/31/08, 14:33:pm

Um, is anyone still here?

steak sauce the adopted sauce child

12/31/08, 14:40:pm

damn Z so does that mean we have to bow down to you, you could least be nice to us we are all now your off-springs. as long as we dont have to yes mam im cool with it. you kinda cute anyway so at least we aint got no ugly wicked step mom.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 14:40:pm

Damn… I’m still here Oshie. Sending my “regards” to Bobby *****ing Jindal right now!!

lady

12/31/08, 14:43:pm

and to the people thats talking about ewww about her cellulite, i’m pretty sure somebody could be saying “ewww” about you!!!!

and your right.. they probably would about mine, bec ause I know I have it.. but mine is not on display like her is… that’s the diffrence.. and I concur.. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Oshie

12/31/08, 14:46:pm

@ Man: um, does that mean you got your wish?

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 14:49:pm

@OSHIE
“um, does that mean you got your wish? ”
_______________________________________________________________

FUG NO!! I would be sending that ***** some sort of “thank you” …….as long as I got a severance package. The severance package is the key.

Oshie

12/31/08, 14:50:pm

Oh, LOL, I just emailed you the same.

Blegh, it’s boring in here today.

Who wants to fight/ *****?

PURPPLE

12/31/08, 14:53:pm

thanks Dapro…have a blast and a safe time bringing in 09′

cyber x o’s and what not…

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 14:55:pm

@PURPPLE

Hey… r u ignoring me? ….. again?

Oshie

12/31/08, 14:56:pm

LOL @ Man and Purpple. LOL.

*stabbing self with letter opener out of boredom*

Oshie

12/31/08, 14:57:pm

I wish Fallin was here….

POOPOOHEAD

12/31/08, 14:58:pm

OSHIE YOU HAVE MAIL!!!

PURPPLE

12/31/08, 15:00:pm

lol hey i didn’t ignore you, i said hi back i just forgot to type it

Oshie

12/31/08, 15:03:pm

LOL @ Poopoo head…

It just struck me that Afiya sounds like one of those white people that’s like “I’m not racist! I have a friend that’s black! I let him sleep on my couch once! We shared a *****e one time!!!”

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 15:05:pm

@PURPPLE
“lol hey i didn’t ignore you, i said hi back i just forgot to type it”
_______________________________________________________

Why do I want to believe you? I’m so sad….

jjj / Proud Jamaican

12/31/08, 15:06:pm

Oshie do you remember the chat we had about Michael Phelps “package”…well here is a link to one of the pictures that made me disagree with you.

http://www.facebook.com/photo_search.php?page=23&oid=8938856246&aid=-1&auser=&view=all#/photo.php?pid=40172&op=25&o=all&view=all&subj=8938856246&aid=-1&oid=8938856246&id=1443438742

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 15:06:pm

@OSHIE

i didn’t get an email from you… did you send it?

Oh, what are you doing to ring in the New Year?

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 15:07:pm

@JJJ

Happy belated birhtday. The kid gloves will be off starting tomorrow.

**evil laugh**

POOPOOHEAD

12/31/08, 15:10:pm

POO POO

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 15:12:pm

@OSHIE

where the hell are you?

POOPOOHEAD

12/31/08, 15:15:pm

poopoo man shes makin poopoo

POOPOOHEAD

12/31/08, 15:16:pm

@man let the gurl take a poop!!!

POOPOOHEAD

12/31/08, 15:17:pm

oshie have you ever seen a diamond made out of flea poop!!!

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 15:17:pm

@POOPOOHEAD
“let the gurl take a poop!!!”
______________________________________________________________

I wanna watch though…. =(

jjj / Proud Jamaican

12/31/08, 15:22:pm

Man, I just don’t care

@JJJ

Happy belated birhtday. The kid gloves will be off starting tomorrow.

**evil laugh**
__________________________________

Thank you Man…it was a great b-day. Kid gloves? Ha

Southern Belle (everything that is good comes from here)

12/31/08, 15:24:pm

@purp im on the yo gotti thats whats up cong and I stay wit da jeezy in the magnum jeezy be on full repeat especially Crazy World,Ambitions as a hustler and Amazin

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 15:25:pm

@JJJ
“Thank you Man…it was a great b-day. Kid gloves? Ha
_____________________________________________________________

Well that’s excellent. How are cl*****es coming along?

Fan Of Bee

12/31/08, 15:26:pm

How is Sasha a Flop?? It’s back to #2 on the charts in its 6 week, Its selling More then Brit album she No.3, And on top of that She has the No.1 single “Single Ladies” the album has sold more the 4 million worldwide within six weeks!!!! yea ok!!! But thats wat Haters do Beyonce is do very well And She is Back to take Over and thats not hard to do lol!!!!! I knw u hate that Beyonce had a #1 album No.1 Videos, No.1 songs lol I knw u hate to hear her on the Radio, Hey Rihanna got a song out knw Rehab right?! Well How come its not at the top of the Charts?!!! But Single Ladies is and If I Were A Boy WOW!!! How come Rolling Stone did Not put none of Rihanna 2008 songs at the top of the list for best songs of 2008 but Beyonce is at No.1 with Single Ladies, wat makes that so funny is the Song just came out and Still on the Top of any best songs of 2008 list,Rihanna songs Like Take A Bow,Disturdia and Rehab did not top the List?!! Oh yea talk to me When she has No.1 single that stay at No.1 for 10 weeks or more lol… Oh yea How come she wasn’t Billborad Artist of the year Chris Brown was thats funny…But Rehab is out now and so is Single Ladies but whos on top? U tell me lol…

Oshie

12/31/08, 15:31:pm

I’m here, I was smoking and I got intercepted by my sexually harr*****y boss!

Oshie

12/31/08, 15:32:pm

He said I looked “nice” today about 10 times.

Oshie

12/31/08, 15:36:pm

Ugh, dammit, come back everyone! I’m here now!

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 15:36:pm

@OSHIE

Let me tell you how to handle a sexual harr*****er….

Oshie

12/31/08, 15:38:pm

… waiting …

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 15:40:pm

@OSHIE

You have to tell him another chick in the office said she likes him but is scared to verbally tell him.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 15:41:pm

“You have to tell him another chick in the office said she likes him but is scared to verbally tell him.”
_____________________________________________________________

This is only works if he is just trying to get some *****.

Now, if he all obsessed with you and *****, you gotta go another route.

Oshie

12/31/08, 15:41:pm

Man, I just don’t care

@OSHIE

You have to tell him another chick in the office said she likes him but is scared to verbally tell him.
____________________________________________

You must get that a lot… LOL

I just deal with it by letting him think he can get some. That way I get office perks.

Oshie

12/31/08, 15:42:pm

This is only works if he is just trying to get some *****.

Now, if he all obsessed with you and *****, you gotta go another route.
_______________________________________________

Yeah he is. For about 2 years now.

*scary*

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 15:44:pm

@OSHIE
“You must get that a lot… LOL

I just deal with it by letting him think he can get some. That way I get office perks.”
_____________________________________________________________

Yeah, I’ve been harr*****ed (of course it’s called “options” if you’re a man) but usually I’m the harr*****er. LOL.

Now, if leading him on is your thing….

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 15:45:pm

@OSHIE
“This is only works if he is just trying to get some *****.

Now, if he all obsessed with you and *****, you gotta go another route.
_______________________________________________

Yeah he is. For about 2 years now.

*scary*”
_____________________________________________________________

I see I see….. How much do you know about him? Is he married? How old is he (the older, the worse it is)?

This is key…. HOW DID HIS LAST R/SHIP END?

**I’m so evil**

Oshie

12/31/08, 15:47:pm

Man: I was talking about you being the harr*****er, but I’m sure you’ve been harr*****ed a time or two…

I don’t “get off” on it, I just use it to my advantage as applicable. And if they’re cute too it helps.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 15:52:pm

@OSHIE
“Man: I was talking about you being the harr*****er, but I’m sure you’ve been harr*****ed a time or two…

I don’t “get off” on it, I just use it to my advantage as applicable. And if they’re cute too it helps.”
________________________________________________________________

Yeah, I’ve been on both sides of the harr*****ment thing. This one chick was ULTRA aggressive though and was throwing salt in my game with the other females at the job. The ones I was harr*****ing. I hate her to this day. ugh.

Oh…. well if you gettin something out of it then ***** ‘em. LOL. Whenever he says “you look good” reply with “…good enough for an extra day off with pay?” LOL

He’ll stop real quick.

YesPlease!

12/31/08, 15:53:pm

her butt is flat.

Oshie

12/31/08, 15:58:pm

Yeah, I’ve been on both sides of the harr*****ment thing. This one chick was ULTRA aggressive though and was throwing salt in my game with the other females at the job. The ones I was harr*****ing. I hate her to this day. ugh.

Oh…. well if you gettin something out of it then ***** ‘em. LOL. Whenever he says “you look good” reply with “…good enough for an extra day off with pay?” LOL

He’ll stop real quick.
_______________________________________________

Well, I don’t want him to stop beCAUSE….
Listen, being a female is a delicate art. I’m not sure I can divulge our secrets to you, but I will say that we can use it to get something without having to give it up so why not…
He’s happy he gets to harr***** me, I’m happy I make more than most of the people here with my level of seniority.

Sounds like the chick you were dealing with sprung on you. Those chicks can be scary because they will ***** up your game from beyond the grave… RUN.

Oshie

12/31/08, 15:59:pm

YesPlease!

her butt is flat.
__________________________

Yes, it is.

Oshie

12/31/08, 16:01:pm

I’m bored.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 16:04:pm

@OSHIE
“Well, I don’t want him to stop beCAUSE….
Listen, being a female is a delicate art. I’m not sure I can divulge our secrets to you, but I will say that we can use it to get something without having to give it up so why not…
He’s happy he gets to harr***** me, I’m happy I make more than most of the people here with my level of seniority.

Sounds like the chick you were dealing with sprung on you. Those chicks can be scary because they will ***** up your game from beyond the grave… RUN.”
_______________________________________________________________

LOL. So you don’t mind the harr*****ment as long as you are getting something out of it? I’m confused. We are aware of some of the games that women are playing…. we just go along and hope for the best half the time. LOL.

yeah, that ***** was heaving salt at my *****ing game. That *****. I’m still mad about that *****.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 16:07:pm

Oshie

U never said wut u doin to ring in the new year…

Oshie

12/31/08, 16:09:pm

LOL. So you don’t mind the harr*****ment as long as you are getting something out of it? I’m confused. We are aware of some of the games that women are playing…. we just go along and hope for the best half the time. LOL.

yeah, that ***** was heaving salt at my *****ing game. That *****. I’m still mad about that *****.
___________________________________________

It depends on the harr*****er. If they are cute, it’s kinda nice. It makes you feel good, same as if a cute girl is hitting on you. Duh.
But if they’re someone in a position of power it’s kind of a turn on too.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 16:12:pm

@OSHIE
“It depends on the harr*****er. If they are cute, it’s kinda nice. It makes you feel good, same as if a cute girl is hitting on you. Duh.
But if they’re someone in a position of power it’s kind of a turn on too.”
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There is no downside as a man if a female is “harr*****ing” you. Whether she’s ugly, fat, high ranking, low ranking. It just don’t matter.

…unless she start *****ing up your chances with the chick you harr*****ing. Then it’s a problem.

Oshie

12/31/08, 16:13:pm

@ Man: I got a call about 2 hours ago from husbands dad wanting to know when we were coming over for dinner, so I guess that’s what we’re doing… even though we were already going to watch the LSU GAME!

LOL

What are you doing tonight? Besides jacking off to my pic of course…

Oshie

12/31/08, 16:14:pm

There is no downside as a man if a female is “harr*****ing” you. Whether she’s ugly, fat, high ranking, low ranking. It just don’t matter.

…unless she start *****ing up your chances with the chick you harr*****ing. Then it’s a problem.
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Yeah that’s called “Fatal Attraction”.
I WILL NOT BE IGNORED MAN!!!

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 16:15:pm

@OSHIE
“I got a call about 2 hours ago from husbands dad wanting to know when we were coming over for dinner, so I guess that’s what we’re doing… even though we were already going to watch the LSU GAME!

LOL

What are you doing tonight? Besides jacking off to my pic of course…”
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Well, I was SUPPOSED to be digging this chicks guts out but we been playin phone tag all day. I don’t know if it’s gonna go down.

I was going to jack off regardless though.

Oshie

12/31/08, 16:17:pm

Jacking off is a solid plan that nearly never fails… unless you drink too much or you lose your hands in a terrible garbage disposal accident.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 16:17:pm

@OSHIE
“Yeah that’s called “Fatal Attraction”.
I WILL NOT BE IGNORED MAN!!!”
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LOL. The funny (or sad) part is that I was the only dude at this job with like 15 females. Naturally the ugliest, fattest one was throwing salt in my *****.

Me: “He Suzy, u lookin good. We need 2 do sumthing”
Suzy: “I heard you date ‘Ugmo Fatty.’”

That ***** happened all the time.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 16:19:pm

@OSHIE
“Jacking off is a solid plan that nearly never fails… unless you drink too much or you lose your hands in a terrible garbage disposal accident.”
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Ok…. even without hands… I would rub my ***** up against something until I nutted. (I’ve thought about this)

Oshie

12/31/08, 16:21:pm

LOL. The funny (or sad) part is that I was the only dude at this job with like 15 females. Naturally the ugliest, fattest one was throwing salt in my *****.

Me: “He Suzy, u lookin good. We need 2 do sumthing”
Suzy: “I heard you date ‘Ugmo Fatty.’”

That ***** happened all the time.

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My husband used to work at a major packing and shipping co. where he would tell me every day how he was being harr*****ed by some chick, he said she would grab his ***** and make comments about his *****, etc. He seemed genuinely upset. One day I dropped him off for work and wanted him to point her out to me. I was thinking I was going to confront her. Sure enough it was the most disgusting looking behemoth of a broad, she was about 300 pounds and had, like, 2 teeth and patches of hair falling out. I laughed all the way home.

Oshie

12/31/08, 16:24:pm

Ok…. even without hands… I would rub my ***** up against something until I nutted. (I’ve thought about this)
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LMAO! It’s good to plan ahead, you know, in case of emergencies. I would knock out a hole in your wall at ***** height and fill it with a rubber tube or foam padding, just in case such an event might befall you, or in case you have a friend with no arms who comes to visit. Because you are a good friend, aren’t you?

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 16:26:pm

@OSHIE
“My husband used to work at a major packing and shipping co. where he would tell me every day how he was being harr*****ed by some chick, he said she would grab his ***** and make comments about his *****, etc. He seemed genuinely upset. One day I dropped him off for work and wanted him to point her out to me. I was thinking I was going to confront her. Sure enough it was the most disgusting looking behemoth of a broad, she was about 300 pounds and had, like, 2 teeth and patches of hair falling out. I laughed all the way home.”
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ROFLMAO :laughing:

Sounds like my chick. She did that ***** too, grabbed my butt and grabbed my ***** once. Always making comments in front of everyone. It WAS upsetting.

I ain’t goin lie… if she would of been the only chick, or God forbid the best looking chick there, I would’ve *****ed her.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 16:28:pm

@OSHIE
“LMAO! It’s good to plan ahead, you know, in case of emergencies. I would knock out a hole in your wall at ***** height and fill it with a rubber tube or foam padding, just in case such an event might befall you, or in case you have a friend with no arms who comes to visit. Because you are a good friend, aren’t you?”
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I’m a good friend in deed. You know… I’m terrified of those “hole in the wall” things. I always think something on the other side could damage my *****.

No lie. You see that ***** on some p o r n o s and stuff but I always skip that part.

Oshie

12/31/08, 16:32:pm

I’m a good friend in deed. You know… I’m terrified of those “hole in the wall” things. I always think something on the other side could damage my *****.
_____________________________________

Like termites? A badger? A chick with braces on?

Oshie

12/31/08, 16:34:pm

I ain’t goin lie… if she would of been the only chick, or God forbid the best looking chick there, I would’ve *****ed her.
____________________________________________

So you basically try to ***** no matter where you work? What if you worked at Dennys?

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 16:34:pm

@OSHIE
“Like termites? A badger? A chick with braces on?”
____________________________________________________________

That’s the point… I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S ON THE OTHER SIDE!!!

Sorta like me blindfolding you and inserting strange objects up your vagina. (although the thought of that is turning ME on)

Guess what

12/31/08, 16:35:pm

I never thought Beyonce had anything and this proves it, she always had wide hips which makes it look bigger. (And yes black people can tan @ the person who said “arent we dark enough”)

Oshie

12/31/08, 16:36:pm

@ Man: What’s wrong with *****ing the best looking chick in your office?

As the best looking chick in my office, my curiosity is piqued.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 16:36:pm

@OSHIE
“So you basically try to ***** no matter where you work? What if you worked at Dennys?”
____________________________________________________________

Yes, I will constantly try to ***** N.B.A.F. (Next Best Available Female) So even the ugly ***** Denny’s chick would get some ***** offered to her.

I think all men are programmed with this…

Oshie

12/31/08, 16:38:pm

@ Man: That’s the point… I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S ON THE OTHER SIDE!!!

Sorta like me blindfolding you and inserting strange objects up your vagina. (although the thought of that is turning ME on)

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WOW. That’s the biggest trust test, because I know a lot of men think that sticking anything up there feels good. Yeah I would have to trust you more than I trust myself to let you do that.
Some men think it feels good to use tampons. Please. They’d be sticking golf clubs and cactuses up there and *****.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 16:38:pm

@OSHIE
“What’s wrong with *****ing the best looking chick in your office?

As the best looking chick in my office, my curiosity is piqued.”
________________________________________________________________

LOL. Aint a damn thing wrong with the best looking chick in the office.

Earlier, I was thinking that “what if” this particular chick (the one that was harr*****ing me) was actually the “best” looking?

That would make the other chicks mutants or somethings.

Man you the man

12/31/08, 16:39:pm

Oshie what do you do for a living? you always blogging!!

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 16:40:pm

@OSHIE
“WOW. That’s the biggest trust test, because I know a lot of men think that sticking anything up there feels good. Yeah I would have to trust you more than I trust myself to let you do that.
Some men think it feels good to use tampons. Please. They’d be sticking golf clubs and cactuses up there and *****.”
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ha ha ha ha ha. I once naively thought that way too. Until a certain incident that I don’t care to discuss.

I don’t ***** with blind folds anymore.

Oshie

12/31/08, 16:40:pm

Man you the man

Oshie what do you do for a living? you always blogging!!

_________________________________________________

Bossip pays me to post comments directed at Man. You should look into it, it’s quite lucrative.

Oshie

12/31/08, 16:41:pm

ha ha ha ha ha. I once naively thought that way too. Until a certain incident that I don’t care to discuss.

I don’t ***** with blind folds anymore.
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LOL she put something in your booty LOL

Oshie

12/31/08, 16:43:pm

The only thing wrong with being the best looking chick in the office is that all the other chicks wish I was dead

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 16:43:pm

@OSHIE
“LOL she put something in your booty LOL”
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??? HELL NO. I thought SHE would like any old thing up her vagina (that’s my word for today). I’ll let you imagine the rest.

Oh yeah…. blind folds and handcuffs are a no no with me.

Man you the man

12/31/08, 16:43:pm

How far did you go in school?

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 16:44:pm

@OSHIE
“The only thing wrong with being the best looking chick in the office is that all the other chicks wish I was dead ”
_____________________________________________________________________

Women are so *****y and catty. I love it. LOL.

Oshie

12/31/08, 16:44:pm

??? HELL NO. I thought SHE would like any old thing up her vagina (that’s my word for today). I’ll let you imagine the rest.

Oh yeah…. blind folds and handcuffs are a no no with me.
____________________________________________

Did you make her cry??? WTF did you do Man???

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 16:45:pm

@OSHIE
“Bossip pays me to post comments directed at Man. You should look into it, it’s quite lucrative.”
_______________________________________________________________

Yeah, since the arrival of “Man you the man” Bossip executives are considering terminating the exisiting contract due to heavy cost.

♥♥♥2cute4u♥♥♥

12/31/08, 16:46:pm

Have a happy and safe New Year everybody! Oshie, Man…Ya’ll seem to be the last ones left for today.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 16:47:pm

@OSHIE
“Did you make her cry??? WTF did you do Man???”
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No, she didn’t cry but she was mad as hell. I think I had seen too many p o r n o s prior to us getting together.

You know the hoes on p o r n o s ***** is bust wide open and *****.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 16:48:pm

@2CUTE4U

U2!!!

Oshie

12/31/08, 16:50:pm

No, she didn’t cry but she was mad as hell. I think I had seen too many p o r n o s prior to us getting together.

You know the hoes on p o r n o s ***** is bust wide open and *****.
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OMG

LOL, or maybe she hadn’t seen ENOUGH p o r n o s before ya’ll got together!

gmommy

12/31/08, 16:51:pm

Now that is what you call an UGLY FLAT *****. Girl, you need to keep them fake butt pads handy at ALL times.

And this is the same person who had a song out called “Bootylicious” SMDH!!!!!!!!! What a fake *****.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 16:52:pm

@OSHIE
“OMG

LOL, or maybe she hadn’t seen ENOUGH p o r n o s before ya’ll got together!”
______________________________________________________________

Well, I figured if a baby can come OUT of there then *****, any old 5-10 lb object could go IN there.

Ignorance is bliss.

Oshie

12/31/08, 16:52:pm

Hey 2 cute!

Oshie

12/31/08, 16:53:pm

Well, I figured if a baby can come OUT of there then *****, any old 5-10 lb object could go IN there.

Ignorance is bliss.
__________________________________________________

Thanks, Man. My vagina just put up a “Out Of Business” sign for the rest of the night upon reading that. *shudders*

…

*shudders again*

Oshie

12/31/08, 16:54:pm

LOL @ “Bossip executives”

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 16:55:pm

@OSHIE
“Thanks, Man. My vagina just put up a “Out Of Business” sign for the rest of the night upon reading that. *shudders*

…

*shudders again*”
_________________________________________________________________

LOL. I think she turned gay after that.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 16:56:pm

@Oshie

“LOL @ “Bossip executives”
________________________________________________________________

I bet the people at Bossip were laughing at that… like WTF???

♥♥♥2cute4u♥♥♥

12/31/08, 16:57:pm

I bought my husband one of those T-Mobile G1 phones for Christmas, I was trying to help him download solitaire the other day and I looked at his browsing history, there was like 3 different ***** sites all starting with the word “*****”! Should I be concerned or *****ed? Osh does your hubby look at *****? How do you feel about it?

Oshie

12/31/08, 16:58:pm

I bet the people at Bossip were laughing at that… like WTF???
_______________________________________________

Yeah, I’m sure they (one guy in his sweatpants) had a good laugh monitoring our conversation from their screening room (mom’s basement) over their corporate lunch (ramen noodles).

Anonymous

12/31/08, 16:59:pm

get a *****in room

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 17:00:pm

@2CUTE4U
“I bought my husband one of those T-Mobile G1 phones for Christmas, I was trying to help him download solitaire the other day and I looked at his browsing history, there was like 3 different ***** sites all starting with the word “*****”! Should I be concerned or *****ed? Osh does your hubby look at *****? How do you feel about it?”
_____________________________________________________________

I know I clown around a lot… but you shouldn’t be angry in the slightest. Only if he pays for one of these sites should you be concerned…. or if the sites started with the word “*****.”

Oshie

12/31/08, 17:00:pm

♥♥♥2cute4u♥♥♥

I bought my husband one of those T-Mobile G1 phones for Christmas, I was trying to help him download solitaire the other day and I looked at his browsing history, there was like 3 different ***** sites all starting with the word “*****”! Should I be concerned or *****ed? Osh does your hubby look at *****? How do you feel about it?

__________________________________________________

Um, no, don’t even worry about it. Your visceral instinct will be to get mad, especially if he does it in your face or doesn’t try to hide it. If it does bother you, tell him (just say: It bothers me), he will learn to hide it better. But men need p o r n like they need air and food. However, if it starts replacing sex, ya’ll need to have more sex.

Do NOT under any cir*****stances try to restrict his ***** viewing. It will wreck your sex life.

Or you can offer to make a ***** with him.

Signed,
Oshie who suddenly turned into Dr. Ruth.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 17:02:pm

@OSHIE
“Um, no, don’t even worry about it. Your visceral instinct will be to get mad, especially if he does it in your face or doesn’t try to hide it. If it does bother you, tell him (just say: It bothers me), he will learn to hide it better. But men need p o r n like they need air and food. However, if it starts replacing sex, ya’ll need to have more sex.

Do NOT under any cir*****stances try to restrict his ***** viewing. It will wreck your sex life.

Or you can offer to make a ***** with him.

Signed,
Oshie who suddenly turned into Dr. Ruth.”
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I just developed a deep hatred for your husband. Even deeper than the abyss of hatred I had for him before now…

Oshie

12/31/08, 17:05:pm

I don’t know why but busting a man while he’s watching ***** makes women soooo mad… even the “cool” ones. They look so stupid and they try to play it off like, “oh hi, I’m just jacking off, wanna join me”. Plus there is this juxtaposition between wanting us to be w*****s in bed and ladies on the street, and then they jerk off to the NASTIEST *****… you feel like you will NEVER satisfy them.
Men… ugh…

Oshie

12/31/08, 17:07:pm

I just developed a deep hatred for your husband. Even deeper than the abyss of hatred I had for him before now…

________________________________________________

I’m not lying when I say we have sex a MINIMUM of twice a day.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 17:09:pm

@OSHIE
“I don’t know why but busting a man while he’s watching ***** makes women soooo mad… even the “cool” ones. They look so stupid and they try to play it off like, “oh hi, I’m just jacking off, wanna join me”. Plus there is this juxtaposition between wanting us to be w*****s in bed and ladies on the street, and then they jerk off to the NASTIEST *****… you feel like you will NEVER satisfy them.
Men… ugh…”
_________________________________________________________________

Now, what you SHOULD do is just “join him.” That’d be the best thing to do. But noooooo we always hear about the “exploitation of women” how they feel “disrespected” blah blah blah. WE JUST TRYING TO BUST A NUT!!

LOL. Everything is “nasty” to women. I personally crave black lesbians like Whitney crave crack and there is NOTHING nasty about that.

Oh, we can’t be satisfied either.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 17:11:pm

@OSHIE
“I’m not lying when I say we have sex a MINIMUM of twice a day.”
______________________________________________________________

I see, I see…

Oshie

12/31/08, 17:13:pm

@ Man: I don’t know, it’s just the way we’re wired. We find it upsetting and confusing when a man tells us we shouldn’t show so much cleavage and then goes and spends money and time looking at girls with nipple clamps pee on eachother and get gangbanged by midgets.

Oshie

12/31/08, 17:14:pm

I’m broke. Should I get my nails done?
Yes or No.

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 17:17:pm

@OSHIE
” I don’t know, it’s just the way we’re wired. We find it upsetting and confusing when a man tells us we shouldn’t show so much cleavage and then goes and spends money and time looking at girls with nipple clamps pee on eachother and get gangbanged by midgets.”
_____________________________________________________________

No it’s not. It’s pretty simple to us.

It’s bad when other men look at OUR ol lady
It’s good to look at naked women

I promise you, men are the simplest things on this planet. Easily…

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 17:18:pm

@OSHIE
“I’m broke. Should I get my nails done?
Yes or No.”
_____________________________________________________________

Yes. You won’t become rich from the savings of one pedicure/manicure.

Oshie

12/31/08, 17:18:pm

No it’s not. It’s pretty simple to us.

It’s bad when other men look at OUR ol lady
It’s good to look at naked women

I promise you, men are the simplest things on this planet. Easily…
_______________________________________________

I know. That’s why men and women fight so much.

Oshie

12/31/08, 17:19:pm

@ Man:Yes. You won’t become rich from the savings of one pedicure/manicure.
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You’re a genius!

kenya

12/31/08, 17:20:pm

she set this whole thing up…first she tells the world where she’ll be vacaying and then she’s snapped gazing right into the “paps” cam, oh and jay just happens to be cudddling up against her. this is supposed to hide the fact that her cd and movie are flops..nice try sahsah/beyonce…come again.

♥♥♥2cute4u♥♥♥

12/31/08, 17:20:pm

Ok guys thanks for that advice, I mean we have looked at it together in the past, it was just a little weird seeing it on his phone.

And yes Osh, you should get your nails done, it will make you feel better about being broke!

Okay guys love ya! I’m out. Gotta go get dressed for some lame shindig of a party my husband has me goin’ to. Bunch of guys in suits grobbling about who makes more money! Stupid *****!

Oshie

12/31/08, 17:21:pm

Ooh! I can see gravies all of a sudden!
I love the Boondocks!

Usher's ex (not chilli) the one before her from 2000-2001

12/31/08, 17:21:pm

my new years resolution
i am going to stop informing on beyonce no more advice for you your own your own for 2009 girl you took a lot from me for over 5 years now no more
so bossip stop ringing Usher, beyonce, Kanye, etc etc etc on behave of me
IF I AM NOT IN THE DAM LIME LIGHT its a good sign that i wish not to be famous (well not yet any way) when the time comes you will know it
no one knows me and that is the way it should be
so lets keep it that way
everyone happy new year this is the last time you ever here from me ever again
one quick note
i really do not care for any black rich or famous person in the spotlight they’re all worthless pieces of trash that i gladly would expose but some things are just not any of my or your business even if i happen to know them all personally and they know me very well and well enough to answer me just to keep me quiet
i swear they beg me too much
Usher you win this time i mean it
i will shut up
on one condition
LEAVE ME ALONE AND STOP STALKING ME I AM YOUR EX FOR A REASON NOTHING HAS CHANGED
Stop sending your goonies to the freaking club you ***** wipe
although the DJ rock the party and play all my favorite songs thank you but i am not interested in you not today not tommorow
even if i was poor homeless and begging even if you was the last human male species on this god forsaken planet i will still say NO i am not that desperate
i rather sleep with justin timberlake the trouser snake than ever go back with USHER in fact i will instead of talking here on bossip i will just to spite Usher say JUSTIN THE ANSWER IS YES
I would love to hate beyonce but she is much to much of a laughing stock to hate her everything she does to talk to me in code i laugh at her more than hate her and she finally took my advice and taken a break but to late though she should have done it weeks ago, silly beyonce
anyone that hates beyonce is because they are not getting validation for their money that spent on her during a recession when she has no regard for her fans/stans
so even if you whom are easily pleased love her the rest of us woke up that makes you a hater if you hate the truth
truth is a ***** but somebody has to say it

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 17:22:pm

@OSHIE
“I know. That’s why men and women fight so much.”
_____________________________________________________________

Women are the problem though. Men want these three things:

Food
Sex
Sleep

Everything else is pretty much extra. Oh, and yes, we are always going to want to ***** other women and will look at it via p o r n or what not. Just accept it and stop trying to change us.

Oshie

12/31/08, 17:23:pm

And yes Osh, you should get your nails done, it will make you feel better about being broke!
_______________________________________

I’m surrounded by geniuses!

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 17:24:pm

@OSHIE

wut’s that you said about “fatal attraction” again???….

^^^^^

Oshie

12/31/08, 17:27:pm

Usher’s ex (not chilli) the one before her from 2000-2001

my new years resolution
i am going to stop informing on beyonce no more advice for you your own your own for 2009 girl you took a lot from me for over 5 years now no more
so bossip stop ringing Usher, beyonce, Kanye, etc etc etc on behave of me
IF I AM NOT IN THE DAM LIME LIGHT its a good sign that i wish not to be famous (well not yet any way) when the time comes you will know it
no one knows me and that is the way it should be
so lets keep it that way
everyone happy new year this is the last time you ever here from me ever again
one quick note
i really do not care for any black rich or famous person in the spotlight they’re all worthless pieces of trash that i gladly would expose but some things are just not any of my or your business even if i happen to know them all personally and they know me very well and well enough to answer me just to keep me quiet
i swear they beg me too much
Usher you win this time i mean it
i will shut up
on one condition
LEAVE ME ALONE AND STOP STALKING ME I AM YOUR EX FOR A REASON NOTHING HAS CHANGED
Stop sending your goonies to the freaking club you ***** wipe
although the DJ rock the party and play all my favorite songs thank you but i am not interested in you not today not tommorow
even if i was poor homeless and begging even if you was the last human male species on this god forsaken planet i will still say NO i am not that desperate
i rather sleep with justin timberlake the trouser snake than ever go back with USHER in fact i will instead of talking here on bossip i will just to spite Usher say JUSTIN THE ANSWER IS YES
I would love to hate beyonce but she is much to much of a laughing stock to hate her everything she does to talk to me in code i laugh at her more than hate her and she finally took my advice and taken a break but to late though she should have done it weeks ago, silly beyonce
anyone that hates beyonce is because they are not getting validation for their money that spent on her during a recession when she has no regard for her fans/stans
so even if you whom are easily pleased love her the rest of us woke up that makes you a hater if you hate the truth
truth is a ***** but somebody has to say it
__________________________________________

WTF is up with this *****???

Man, I just don't care

12/31/08, 17:28:pm

Ok… I’m out. Oshie, don’t forget to tell your husband about Les Miles being at least mildly retarded.

If you do that will make up for the rest of 2008. LOL. Talk to you Monday…

Oshie

12/31/08, 17:29:pm

I’m out too, going to get my nails done.

Oh, and I did, and he said he knows he is.

LOL

Redd Tony

12/31/08, 17:38:pm

I think I see her ***** print!

Laila

12/31/08, 17:48:pm

Hm, somebody please explain to me how a picture of Beyonce’s butt gets more comments than Barack Obama???? I see “we” still have so far to go..carry on….

WESTCOASTLOVE

12/31/08, 17:56:pm

IIIIICK !

jadewillowmilian

12/31/08, 18:13:pm

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL!!!

Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)

12/31/08, 18:44:pm

yo

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12/31/08, 19:05:pm

[...] Sasha Sweet Cakes (Bossip) [...]

Ha

12/31/08, 19:08:pm

Too funny. You could tell she wore butt pads anyway cause sometimes you could see the seams, just like how sometimes you could see the glue of her lacefront. Sorry stans! Fake *****ies, fake eyelashes, fake hair, now fake *****. What is a stan to do?

GQ (Mrs. PW)

12/31/08, 19:13:pm

she lost alot of weight..no more booty, she still beautiful..

najlah

12/31/08, 19:54:pm

“Curves”??????? Uhm not anymore. She must be adding some pads to herself when she is wearing those tight dresses and pants. What else would it be? Wonder why Rihanna is always pointed out as having flat cakes but this isn’t flat? This is curves? Hmm ok

steak sauce the adopted sauce child

12/31/08, 20:03:pm

HAPPY NEW YEAR.. MOM AND DAD (HOT SAUCE AND MY NEW STEP MOMMY Z).. NOW GIVE ME MY DAMN X-MAS PRESENTS YALL OWE ME!

steak sauce the adopted sauce child

12/31/08, 20:11:pm

STOP ALL THIS SEX TALK OSHIE THATS ALL YOU TALK ABOUT AND GO GET LAID> THEN YOU WONT BE ABLE TO TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL AND TYPE WITH YOUR HANDS BUSY> GO GET LAID FOR THE NEW YEAR SINCE THAT ALL YOU BLOG ABOUT. IF YOU GETTING IT GOOD ALL YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SAY IS UMMMMM GOOD.

popopolice

12/31/08, 21:06:pm

the beast and the beauty!!
damn

Fan Of Bee

12/31/08, 21:11:pm

http://www.rihannasucks.blogspot.com/

Fan Of Bee

12/31/08, 21:13:pm

Beyonce album is SELLLING LOL HATERS U’LL MAD SHE BACK!!! No.1 single Single Ladies

adiamondcenter

12/31/08, 22:54:pm

She okay …but her backs look FLAT…. I didn’t think it was really her on first glance

Ineedablackman

12/31/08, 23:30:pm

she is average at best she should have had surgery pre vaca to remove her cellulite gross..I don’t have it and her hair is dirty and nasty …fake hair is too

LALA

1/1/09, 00:15:am

Jay and Bey are very shrewd business folks. Otherwise, they would not have the entire World in hysteria about what, when and why are they doing this or that, vacay here, there and everywhere. Masters at their craft, laughing all the way to the bank with one goal in mind, hitting Forbes billionaire list. Now money is not everything. However, ambition is.

Teedy

1/1/09, 00:56:am

Ok 2 the people sayin beyonce swagger jackin rihanna cuz she on a jet ski..R u *****in serious??? wow i guess *****ody in this world can get on a jet ski ever again since they’ll be jackin rihanna swag rite? plz shut the ***** up, she could get on a *****in jet ski, the ***** fun, stop hatin, she still doin her, rihanna dont own jet ski’s she aint the first chick on a jet ski, get real……n bey n jay look so cute…n bout the ***** thing, she do look pretty flat, but she look small all over, i think she get her ***** when she gain weight

Ha

1/1/09, 02:19:am

@ Fan of Bee – What exactly do those album sales mean for you? How has your life changed? Thought so.

Man you the man

1/1/09, 02:58:am

1st post on new yr

Man you the man

1/1/09, 04:53:am

After the rant go suck on a *****. i think your problem is that you jealous of bossip founder cozz he hit it big. he is a millionaire. stop hating embrace american dream

Grandma

1/1/09, 09:25:am

This is crazy… I mean because rihanna has been jetskiing, now *****ody else can. Bey is vacationing and if you look closely she is in the middle of the wilderness not like rihanna who was in shallow waters.

Brea

1/1/09, 09:53:am

For someone who is very private about their life, why would she state to the media where she was going to vacation for the holiday. I thought if you were so private, stating where you were going to be would be an issue. She wants the attention of showing off how fake her and Jay is and for pictures to be taken. I think she gets a kick out of being in the light then fronting like we all up in hers and she being shy about it. Bey please fall back!

BKLYNZ OWN(09 our time to shine)

1/1/09, 11:40:am

DAMN I THOUGHT SHE HAD A FATTY……SHE STILL OFFICIAL THO

ANonymous

1/1/09, 11:58:am

Sales dont double bc its a double disc LOL..some people and their “facts”…..The pics are not flattering though.

Heather Hefner

1/1/09, 12:24:pm

EVERYTHING IS STAGED WITH HER!
Paid paparazzi looks the same as unpaid.
Its like watching a catty middle school “look I got Jay with me” crap.

She needs lil girly attention while hes being a dude not caring either way.

How do THEY look happy? She got that same red carpet smile & hes just there (except where it looks like shes trying to headbutt him.

Jays done this a million times…he was having more fun on Big Pimpin.

Heather Hefner

1/1/09, 12:35:pm

I DIDNT EVEN SEE THE ONE WHERE SHES STANDING INFRONT OF HIM (with no hug from him) LOOKING RIGHT INTO THE CAMERA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I gotta go throw up! Shes thinks like a 12 yr old. All she needs is a set of pompoms and Jay needs a Letterman jacket. Then she can say, “Im the cheerleading captain & this is my jock boyfriend!”

Did she get on the jet ski just for the photo where shes posing again? Why she woke Jay up in the other pic?

HOLD ON FISH!!

1/1/09, 17:11:pm

Where’s Beys’ *****????

LovelyLady7

1/1/09, 19:51:pm

So what if Bee doesn’t have a butt…her body still looks better than most people that get on this site….so BAM. Reguardless…she got a flat stomach and big hips..so who cares? does that make her any less woman bc she has no ***** and wears buttpads…? Give me a break. I’m not a beyonce stan I just think most of ya’ll are childish. The girls that got somethin bad to say are haters and the guys that got something to say mad bc they ain’t in Jay-z spot. Some of ya’ll need to…*GET A LIFE*

Plus I seen a comment on here saying she’s biting rihanna’s style bc she’s riding a jetski. W/e…I’m pretty sure that a lot of celebs ride jet skis in the ocean. Big whoop. And from what I’ve been hearing Rih-Rih don’t have that much dough. Bee and Jay own their *****.

Why does it have to be staged? Reguardless of if she’s posed or not..they’ll still follow her on her vacation…so if it is posed at least it’s guaranteed that she’ll look nice. Cuz if she didn’t ya’ll would still have something to say? STFU.

LovelyLady7

1/1/09, 19:52:pm

and….a lot of celebrities wear enhancements under their clothes or get surgery…so she’s not the only one who does it. NONE OF THEM LOOK LIKE WHAT YOU THINK THEY LOOK LIKE. they’re made up, they wear enhancements, and they are airbrushed.

Ms_NYC

1/1/09, 23:26:pm

Why does she always wear that curly orange weave when she goes on vacation?

Cris

1/2/09, 03:27:am

I am a 23 yr old female and i am inspired by Beyonce. i am inspired to get my body right and get on my grind to make more money and be something more than i was in 2008 and make it happen in 2009. People stay hating or never have anythin to say positive about another black female. its a damn shame. I bet if most of the black women in america who hate or cant respect beyonces hustle, hustled like she did, we all would be some bad *****es.. but i see only a few of us can make and get that title.. the ones who hate loathe forever in a universe where they think other people aint shyt therefore they will never be *****..

THINK POSITIVE THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF AND OTHERS, AND POSITIVE THINGS WILL HAPPEN IN YOUR LIFE…SIMPLE

Cris

1/2/09, 03:31:am

AND FOR THOSE WHO SAYING SHYT ABOUT BEYONCE BEING PRESS OVER JAY-Z, SINCE WHEN WAS IT A CRIME TO BE YOUR HUSBANDS NUMBER ONE FAN???? I CANT BELIEVE SOME COMMENTS ON THIS DAMN PAGE SOMETIMES…

LET ME BE MARRIED TO A MAN I LOVE AND WE MAKING MONEY AND WE DONT HAVE A WORRY IN THE WORKD,BEST BELIEVE CANT NO ONE TELL ME HIS SHYT STANK….NOPE NOT HEARING IT, SUPPORTING MY HUSBAND TO THE FULLEST

Hotstuff

1/2/09, 10:05:am

MISS FLAT BACKS!!!!

?

1/3/09, 01:32:am

It’s a new year and some people can’t change so negative always dissing others. B is beautiful without make up too….lots of females can’t or shouldn’t do it…I KNOW I can.

?

1/3/09, 01:34:am

hop off the girls batty as long as Jay ain’t coughing ya’ll need to shut up

jazi

1/4/09, 21:19:pm

Good Weaves and Make Up work wonders for some people..Without it beyonce is looking pretty homely!

ISLAND_QUEEN1

1/5/09, 23:55:pm

BUTT PADS LOL!!! YOU CAN TELL IN HER SINGLE LADIES VIDEO NO HOMO BUT THAT 1ST PIC IS PROOF!!! DAMN THATS SAD LOL!!! THEY DON’T HAVE BUTT PADS FOR BIKINIS LOL DAMN B KEEP IT 100%

DeE

1/7/09, 14:23:pm

She was bootylicious in her early days when she had more weight on her; as with any woman, once you start toning and dropping weight, it usually comes off your ***** and butt. Yeah…..to those in denial, she does the booty pad big time. Why hasn’t she lost her *****? Barely there implants. Yes, she has small implants. She is still gorgeous and talented though overrated. My daugher is even more beautiful than she is, but not as talented. Many women are just as or even more beautiful; we must keep in mind that we put toooooo much emphasis on outer looks, though it drives the world along with gratuitous sex and violence and this distracting ***** we call entertainment. World is fake. Good for them, though, if they are enjoying themselves. I agree with “And…” as talented as she is, her music hasn’t grown. It is great she is toning down make-up and weave, but still shaking ***** and ***** all over the place and singing silly teeny bopper ***** isn’t maturing. Oh….I forgot, she is still young 27 or so.

CARMEN

2/26/09, 15:03:pm

wow. I thought it was all her. After reading this site I watched her Halo video and noticed her butt was missing. Well she fooled people for a long time. She’s still a beauty though. She should help KIm Kardashian find more believeable butt pads.

CARMEN

2/26/09, 15:11:pm

Wow. I thought it was all her. But you can tell even if you look at her Halo video. She fooled people for a long time. Maybe she can help Kim Kardashian find believeable butt pads.. Bey is still pretty though.

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