When The Checks Stop Coming In: Lindsay “Broke As A Joke” Blohan’s Agent Is Pimping Her Out For Wedding And Bar Mitzvah Appearances!

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“I’ll give you brains for a job!”

Via RadarOnline

Lindsay Lohan’s financial burdens are catching up with her, because the Liz & Dick star’s talent agency is now offering up their client for appearances at weddings and Bat Mitzvah’s in an effort to wrangle in some extra cash, RadarOnline.com is reporting.

According to a new report, the New York Post received a pitch via email from 123Talent — an agency claiming to rep the actress — with the subject line “Book One of Hollywood’s Biggest Movie Stars Lindsay Lohan Now!”

The email pitch went on to say that Lindsay, 26, would make appearances at any event, such as weddings and Bat Mitzvahs.

“Not only is Lindsay an Actress but she is also a Fashion Designer, Model and Recording Artist,” the pitch reminded readers in hopes it would add value to her appearance.

My how the mighty massive mammary ginger has fallen.

A highly lucrative endorsement deal also weighs in the balance for Lindsay with Odaingerous clothing line, who initially offered the troubled actress around $500,000 to be their spokesperson, but her recent arrests and legal troubles have the company re-thinking their offer and nothing has been signed.

And Lindsay’s dad, Michael Lohan, exclusively told RadarOnline.com the Mean Girls actress’ management team has turned down more than $100,000 in job offers recently, despite her need for an income!

“One deal is for $100,000 for a phone application which blocks unwanted calls,” Michael explained about the offers. “The other is for $30,000 for a ‘Don’t Drink and Drive message!'”

First and foremost “Odaingerous” sounds like the worst name in fashion since “House Of Dereon”, moreover, how the hell is this ho turning down $100k jobs??? Finally, who the FAWK thinks that paying Lindsay “Pour Me Another One” Lohan for a anti-drinking and driving commercial is a sound investment?! Get it together Blohan, before you end up “blowing” and “using your hands” out on those Hollyweird streets!

Image via Terry Richardson

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