Holiday Turn-Up: Top 10 Ratchet Christmas Songs

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Entertainment, Multi, New
16763b163e1411e2a47b22000a1f99e6_7 Every year, Christmas music starts before we’ve even digested our Thanksgiving leftovers. Same 37 songs, thousands of times a day until new years, which inspired this list of ratchet Christmas Chrimmuh essentials for your gift-unwrapping playlist. Here are the ratchet Christmas songs everyone needs on their holiday playlist. Take a look. Photo credit: Instagram
quadcity Quad City DJs & 69 Boyz “What You Want For Chrimmuh” - Millions have Tootsee Rolled to this while Eggnog (or Christmas cake and pie) wasted at Holiday parties, the mall while gift shopping or meemaw’s house Christmas morning. It’s a true American classic.
ying-yang-twins-x-mas.8 Ying Yang Twins “Ho! Ho!” - Official bussit wide open for Saint Nick twerk anthem. One of the best Christmas jams you’ve probably never heard. Thank us later.
0000022468_500 Eazy E “Merry Muthaf***in Christmas” - Only Eazy E could give the world a gleefully-explicit, misogynistic Christmas jam with drive-by shootings and a dirty ’ole Santa Claus. It’s perfectly-terrible in every way imaginable.
16763b163e1411e2a47b22000a1f99e6_7 DMX “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer” - X’s life-giving ‘CMON’ and ‘WHAT!’ adlibs took the classic carol to completely different levels of awesome. The streets NEED a DMX-mas album.
ehdptlb1ywhdy1ht TLC “Sleigh Ride” - It’s the only Christmas classic Quanasia and ’nem know by heart. Hoodrat gold.
snoop Snoop Dogg Feat. Nate Dogg “Twas The Night Before Christmas” - It’s everything a Christmas song shouldn’t be, but proudly is. And we love it. Photo credit: Instagram
61Mq4loxjSL._SS500_ Killer Mike “Christmas Grind” - The song you play before sliding a stocking over your head and robbing Christmas shoppers in store parking lots. Cruel Xmas.
West-Coast-Bad-Boyz-Hi-Fo-Xmas Master P Presents… West Coast Bad Boyz “High Fo’ Xmas” - Classic golden No Limit tank-riding jewelry cleaner-breath Master P. If you love THAT P, you’ll rock with this.
0001924760_500 David Banner “The Christmas Song” - IT’S CHRISTMAS TIME AND WE BROKE AGAIN. Realest, most socially-relevant Christmas song ever.
AllIWant Dirty Boyz “All I Want For Christmas (Is To Get It Crunk)” - Sooooooo corny yet catchy and bounce-worthy. Download it.

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