Can You Say “Restraining Order?” 10 Signs You May Have Stalker Tendencies

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Bangers, Caught Looking Busted, Facebook
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Signs You May Be A Stalker

Remember the good old days when you needed binoculars, a hoodie and real persistence to be a stalker? Like, you really had to work at it. Now, it's just too easy. All you need to do is be a little weird on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram and boom, you're a stalker. It's a slippery slope, so to help you out, we're going to let you know when you're being a stalker. Just don't do these things and you'll be set. Pay attention and take notes.
INSTAGRAM You Scroll Through His/Her Instagram Pics Every Day - Instagram is a stalker trap. Stick to the news feed and away from just looking at one set of abs and cakes all day.
Ciara Instagram You "Like" Every Post - The "chronic likers" are the biggest stalkers in the game. Just stalk in silence. At least you won't scare anyone.
Breezy music tweet You Subscribe To Tweets - Aw man, there's nothing worse than people who get tweets sent directly to their phone...especially for people you don't know. You need to know when someone brushed their teeth?
Musicians Chris Brown and Rihanna perform during the Z100 Jingle Ball in New York You Call About Posts - If you've ever called someone to ask what their post meant, you need to chill. "You said you prefer chocolate chip cookies...what are you telling me?!"
drake rih You Show Up Somewhere Based On A Post - If your stalkee posts "On my way to Target!" and you pop up in aisle three like "funny meeting you here!"...get help.
Herman Cain tweets Jamie Foxx The All-Day RTer - You. Stop RTing and Favoriting every cotdamn post your stalkee makes. It's weird.
karrueche4 Boo-stalking -Sigh. When you see the apple of your eye snuggled up with someone and you spend hours saying "lemme find out who this bish is" and you google, Facebook and do anything to find out info on your competition.
261012_karrueche02s You Don't Know It's Over - You still have that profile pic of you two up even though you broke up before we had a Black president? Oh, okay.
Cassie GQ Subliminals - We know who you're talking about. All. Damn. Day. It's unstable as s***.

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