Man has searched for answers to life’s greatest questions since the beginning of time. How was Stonehenge constructed? Who built the pyramids? Why did Oprah buy Stevie Wonder a car? All unsolved mysteries (like those on this list) that we’d love to solve but probably never will.
Here are ten of music’s greatest unsolved mysteries. Take a look.
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“Heeshee! (Ungh) Blowticious. Skeevee? Delicious” – LL Cool J, “Flava in your Ear (Remix).” Hell was LL talmbout? –
The world can’t end until Uncle LL explains why he said “heeshee blowticious skeevee delicious” in the same sentence, on a Hip-Hop classic. Whatever it means (or meant in ’94), we doubt he even knows.
What exactly does DJ Khaled do? –
Other than ordering one of everything off fast food menus, no one really knows what DJ Khaled does. He screams over entire albums—before, during and after songs, but never raps. What is he the best of? Why have we allowed him to make the same song since ’06?
Monica’s “Don’t Take It Personal (Just One of Dem Days)” really about menstrual cramps? –
For years, many speculated that Monica’s hit was a Kotex commercial on the low. To this day, it’s unknown whether she was just having a bad day or out of Midol with no ride to the store. Only she knows.
Why does Stevie Wonder’s style team hate him? –
Stevie is an Angel in human form who doesn’t deserve being dressed like the blind man who styles himself. Sometimes, it seems like fashion supervillain Michael Jordan is his head stylist. Oprah can buy him a vehicle but not provide quality stylists? Cold world.
Why does Meek Mill always rap in ALL CAPS? –
Born without an inside voice, Megaphone Milly raps like his volume knob is broken. All treble, no bass. It’s like he wants everyone in space and beyond to hear him clearly. But why?
Who was the man who looked exactly like R. Kelly in those infamous videos? –
In 2008, a Chicago jury found Kellz not guilty of engaging in lewd acts with minors on camera. So, if that leaky sicko in the videos WASN’T him, WHO was it?
Diddy pays Janelle Monae in suits and hair butter? –
Janelle wearing the same exact Monopoly Man suit her entire career, during every performance, makes us believe A) she has thousands of that same suit B) Diddy pays her in suits (and natural hair products).
Erykah Badu’s box and Pandora’s Box the same thing? –
Before Erykah (and the blonde lacefronts), 3 Stacks rocked clothes that actually belonged together. He was always “different” but followed the Atlanta rapper dress code. After Erykah, he dressed like Pippi Longstocking. Erykah = Pandora?
Who babysits Blue Ivy? –
The streets say Memphis Bleek is her official babysitter but there’s never been an official confirmation. We doubt Hovvy Hov would trust someone who wears two-tone du-rags in public to care for his child.
Where’s Shatasha from Bone’s “Thuggish Ruggish Bone?” –
She sang the greatest hook in Rap history then faded to the darkest of blacks. Neither Google nor Wikipedia know who or where she is. If you have any information regarding Shatasha’s whereabouts, please contact us. Thanks in advance.
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