Doo-Doo Brown! Chicago Police Searching For Man Who Smacked Train Passenger In The Face With A Sock Full Of Feces

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Police Searching For Man Who Slapped Train Passenger With Feces-Filled Sock

Police in the Chicago area are currently searching for a man who attacked a female train passenger and hit her in the face with a sock filled with fresh poop.

via NBC News

A woman riding the Chicago Transit Authority’s Blue Line in Oak Park told police she was last week attacked by another passenger wielding a sock filled with human feces.

“He had a sock full of his poop on me,” the 21-year-old college student told the Pioneer Press. “It was everywhere; on my face, my hair, my clothes.”

The victim, requesting anonymity, said she screamed and tried to follow her attacker, but he escaped up the Austin Boulevard exit and ran northbound on Austin.

She expressed utter disgust and outrage.

“It was like the biggest degradation I’ve ever [experienced]. I wish he had just hit me,” she said, because she thinks that would have been less traumatic.

“The worst part is nobody had anything to wipe my face with,” she said. She managed to find some newspapers before paramedics arrived. The paramedics gave her towels and water.

That is one ishtty situation.

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