All of his means of communication go ghost for 3 days before and after Christmas

It’s 2012. So a lot of the ladies are hip to the sidepiece shuffle that guys might try to do around the holidays to “accomodate everyone.” That being said, there’s no more day-after gift giving…and probably not even day before. Matter of fact, if you’re the jumpoff elf, count on not hearing from this dude until a random Tuesday in January at 2:17 pm in the form of a telegram.