When to Get “Checked Out”

January 4th, 2009 58 Comments 7816 Views

Posted by Bossip Staff

Damn, ya’ll. Amy Winehouse is holding her dehydrated poon-tang like it’s about to fall off and run away. Yuck. She needs to soak in a tub of Summer’s Eve (extra strength) mixed with bleach for a few days, then take that cat to the vet. That’s just f*cking gross.

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58 Responses to “When to Get “Checked Out””

ronnie

1/4/09, 11:46:am

1st that is nasty

(Tonnie).....uptown born, east coast raised, west coast living..frequent flyer mileage....N.O. skitzo..(504)

1/4/09, 11:49:am

omg…….this is 1 swirl i will niot g ive a world….thats a scary looking chic

Oshie

1/4/09, 11:49:am

She looks like Jerry Seinfeld with *****. “Kramerrrrr!!!!”

Intuitive

1/4/09, 11:49:am

Poor Amy

(Tonnie).....uptown born, east coast raised, west coast living..frequent flyer mileage....N.O. skitzo..(504)

1/4/09, 11:50:am

***** the corrections. thats not a nice look 4 a women. holding and scratching.

IrelandRepresent

1/4/09, 11:50:am

I agree… this broad is god awful to look at. Crackin singing voice and all, but damn!!!

(Tonnie).....uptown born, east coast raised, west coast living..frequent flyer mileage....N.O. skitzo..(504)

1/4/09, 11:52:am

@ oshie lmao
______________ no soup 4 u(***** soup)

Oshie

1/4/09, 11:52:am

She also kinda looks like Bono from U2 if he had sand in his vagina.

Oshie's Husband

1/4/09, 12:01:pm

Well at least her husband don’t have to worry about her being on a black blog, lusting after niggurs. Wheare’s the loyalty, Oshie? I know i’m on the welfare rolls, but it’s temporary. You can’t go trying to find happiness with these dirty niggurs.

BE

1/4/09, 12:01:pm

eeeeeewwwwwwww!!!!!!! Who in the hell could stand to take this picture???????????

uuuuuuggggggghhhh!!

Oshie

1/4/09, 12:03:pm

@ My husband: Are you following me? You must be the same person that impostors me, because you’re not that funny.

(Tonnie).....uptown born, east coast raised, west coast living..frequent flyer mileage....N.O. skitzo..(504)

1/4/09, 12:04:pm

if u squint ya eyes (alot) she kinda looks lik ejennifer love hewitt….

Oshie's Husband

1/4/09, 12:08:pm

Well excuuuuuse me, for honoring our vows by standing by your side. I’m just trying to salvage what’s left of our love and marriage. If i’m willing to put in an effort, why can’t you? For Godsakes, baby, we have a child to think of? (The baby is mine, right?)

Oshie

1/4/09, 12:12:pm

@ my husband: I give you a C- for effort.

Holla!

1/4/09, 12:12:pm

Amy Crackhouse really needs Jesus!

nikkijwdc

1/4/09, 12:18:pm

Extra Stregth Summers Eve Mixed With Bleach Sounds Dangerous But Oh Sooo Funny!!

Maybe Neccessray

Oshie's Husband

1/4/09, 12:19:pm

Oh Gawwwwwd, i knew it! The baby ain’t mine, is it? My mama tried to warn me about you. How could you do this to us? We had what was suppose to be an everlasting love and you burned it down for what? A night of Jungle Fever? Gawwwwd help me, but i still love you, but i don’t know why. I need a drink.

Wenzel Dashington

1/4/09, 12:20:pm

She’s not high, so she can actually feel the cooties in her vag.

Oshie

1/4/09, 12:28:pm

Oshie’s Husband

SNORE…

OneMic

1/4/09, 12:59:pm

Cl*****y. Someone needs to drag her ***** into Rehab.

adiamondcenter

1/4/09, 13:13:pm

Yuck Yuck Yuck……..

FoxyBlackFemale

1/4/09, 13:19:pm

I love her albums but she needs help … poo thang

BLACK.........

1/4/09, 13:41:pm

I guarantee you a black man will still accept this piece of white trash! lol..

S&J

1/4/09, 13:51:pm

She is looking better and better everyday. I really wish her a healthy recovery because I love her music, if I didnt know any better I would think she is black by listenin to her music!

shar

1/4/09, 13:59:pm

Love her music, but she is so common.

BE

1/4/09, 14:02:pm

@S&J – recovering?!?

Her voice is even starting to crack….

rebecca

1/4/09, 14:43:pm

lol at least she looked like she gained a lil weight

THISISME

1/4/09, 14:59:pm

NOW AINT THAT SOMETHING!! A WHITE WOMAN WITH JOCK_ITCH!!!

AKeys STAN

1/4/09, 15:05:pm

Can’t lie Amys albums are the *****. Amys music is better than half of these chicks maybe all of them real talk

Lite skin Sin

1/4/09, 15:25:pm

Keep ya crabs Tucked inn….

NOELLE

1/4/09, 15:26:pm

Man…her hair looks pretttttyyy (looking extra hard) is it naturally curly????

Menisha

1/4/09, 15:37:pm

I must admit…diggin in your cooch isnt cute. BUT she is looking healthier.

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misscl*****y

1/4/09, 16:46:pm

Oh my god bossip its st.lucia not st.lucias, gotta big up to my country. Amy I ain’t got no words for her.

Holla!

1/4/09, 16:58:pm

It’s as if this woman had no home training growing up. Amy must also fart and belch in public too! Nasty!!!!

PhatDjSwagger

1/4/09, 17:13:pm

@BLACK
YOU KNOW THEY LOVE IT.
BUT NOT THE REAL BROTHERS

Whut???

1/4/09, 17:28:pm

hmmm… The comments are pretty tame for ole Amy. Thank goodness she isn’t fat and/or dark skinned or you folks replying would have this thread topped out with nasty comments.

The Wiz

1/4/09, 18:29:pm

As long as the world keeps making black men a troll looking white broad like Amy Winehouse will always have a man

Certain

1/4/09, 19:04:pm

She does look nasty most of the time, but I must say, she looks like she is making a turn for the better here. Look at her face and her waist. She actually looks like she is gaining some weight back. Hopefully she is getting healthy. For those who haven’t seen what she looked like when she was thick, do a google search and peep her in that little short dress. She was busting out of that thing. I don’t know if she’ll ever regain that particular gorgeousness back but she can try. My theory has always been that she just didn’t have anyone to tell her are gorgeous she was. I can’t imagine she would have let herself go to waste like that if she had someone in her corner letting her know that she was on point. Thats why I tell my thick and beautiful 165 LB dime piece how gorgeous she is….always. I hope she gets back on track though. And I hope her voice isn’t too far gone.

toocute

1/4/09, 19:24:pm

luv her talent so sad to see it go to waste,she looks stank is these pics

Rawr

1/4/09, 19:46:pm

oh those poor children
RUN CHILDREN RUNNNNN!!

you already know

1/4/09, 21:03:pm

DAMN BOSSIP Y’ALL ARE FUNNY!!!! LMFAO @ DEHYDRATED POON-TANG. HAHAHAHAHAHA. O’ JESUS Y’ALL NEED HELP. BUT YEAH I HOPE SHE GET THE HELP THAT SHE NEED. SHE LOOKS AWFUL. AND HER DONT NEED TO BE ON VACATION SHE NEED TO BE TRYING TO GET HER ***** TOGETHER.

BMW

1/4/09, 21:09:pm

Damn! aint they got a creame for that mess! ladies can’t lie we all had a itch in that area!

(Tonnie).....uptown born, east coast raised, west coast living..frequent flyer mileage.....(504)

1/4/09, 22:12:pm

@ bmw thats some ***** i didnt need 2 know about women(all women have itches down there)lmao

CaliforniaPixie

1/4/09, 22:37:pm

Ugh, she is absolutely disgusting. Yuck!

AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

1/4/09, 23:43:pm

This girl makes me laugh. She just doesn’t give a PHOCK – all day, e’ery day!

But I WILL be buying that next cd. Belee dat!

Candid Canuck

1/5/09, 00:01:am

LMAO @ dehydrated poon tang needing to be soaked in summer’s breeze xtra strent ( that’s right strent) and taken to the vet.

funny ***** bossip…lol

And.....(with 5 dots)

1/5/09, 00:41:am

Dayuum, whatever she has it must be serious, b/c homegirl’s whole damn hand is up in there! Eeee. She needs to be quaratined because she looks like a public health threat.

Thicka than a Snicka = FAT...Let's B Real

1/5/09, 01:38:am

Ummm…I’m juss glad she ain’t rockin that b-hive. Oh…and she’s FUG

HANNIBALS PIMP AKA MR.BACKHAND

1/5/09, 02:06:am

NO COMMENT.

Thicka than a Snicka = FAT...Let's B Real

1/5/09, 02:07:am

I’ma juss out it out there…
She gotta touch on her cooch cause no one else will.

Anon

1/5/09, 08:05:am

I sometimes wonder if she ever gets a look at some of these photos we are being bombarded with, because they should be enough to make anyone straigthen up and fly right.