So You Say You Want a Whooty, Huh???
Posted by Bossip Staff
For all those seeking to achieve full whooty status, we’d suggest you look at this video a few times and put that initiative on ice; permanently. If you are lacking a whooty to begin with, and the squats and lunges you’ve faithfully been doing don’t seem to be getting the job done, just deal with it. Maybe pancake backs aren’t so bad after all. SMH
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Redd Tony
1/4/09, 12:48:pm
First Biatches!
hahahahahahahahahahah
T
1/4/09, 12:49:pm
Second?
T
1/4/09, 12:50:pm
’cause first is overrated.
And.....(with 5 dots)
1/4/09, 12:52:pm
That looks PAINFUL!
Cliff
1/4/09, 12:52:pm
That was just disgusting.
Oshie
1/4/09, 12:55:pm
A whaty?
adiamondcenter
1/4/09, 13:10:pm
Point Proven……….Some whiteys talk about FAT BLACK Chicks…….BUT then go get implant????
noni
1/4/09, 13:11:pm
hahahahaha….
rachel
1/4/09, 13:12:pm
Well….sorry white girls there just isn’t a quick “black girl fix” for all of your lacks..ok you got the tans, the lip injects, copy the Naomi Campbell walk, mastered the Janet /Beyonce dance moves…so you wished upon a star for that black booty to make it complete for your conquest of the black mans *****….well!” hold up wait a minute”…looks like you going to need black parents for this ONE! HA, HAA,,,HEEE!
Detroit All Day!
1/4/09, 13:12:pm
*adiamondcenter
I think this is directly to Black chicks, White chicks and anybody else contemplating getting butt implants (as you may recall from a previous Bossip post of black and white chicks getting the procedure done).
But the chick in this video looks an absolute MESS! The implants don’t even look natural ugh!
FoxyBlackFemale
1/4/09, 13:12:pm
Dumb ***** *****
BE
1/4/09, 13:26:pm
Just work with what God gave you! I mean this is outrageous……
memchee7
1/4/09, 13:41:pm
women naturally get heavier in the hip, butt, and breast area as they get older…..no need for surgery.
adiamondcenter
1/4/09, 13:42:pm
I hear you ……..but they copy the bLACKs allday ..most of us been had *****…..Whiteys love to copy…my opinion
Kigali (Channeling her inner Dr. Laura and Judge Judy for Bossip retards)
1/4/09, 13:44:pm
@rachel,
Seriously, dont go there.
RUKM
1/4/09, 13:49:pm
I’m tripping on the reporter laughing. LMAO
Oshie
1/4/09, 13:54:pm
Oh my GOD IT’S KIGALI, THE DON IMUS OF BOSSIP!
Film
1/4/09, 13:54:pm
’so you wished upon a star for that black booty’
LOL
Lite skin Sin
1/4/09, 14:01:pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA DROOPY BOOTY NEW JAM COMING SOON SUP OSHIE U SEXY HICK!!!
Oshie
1/4/09, 14:04:pm
I taint no hick you ***** lick.
liliana_sanchez
1/4/09, 14:09:pm
haha i have seen that video before. but its funny!!!
jjj / Proud Jamaican
1/4/09, 14:09:pm
LMFAO at the news anchor…LOL!
Now that is what you call a saggy booty/whooty.
Lite skin Sin
1/4/09, 14:13:pm
@ Oshie
Can i stuff my ***** between that gap in yo teeth?
Oshie
1/4/09, 14:17:pm
How polite of you to ask first.
Lite skin Sin
1/4/09, 14:29:pm
Well i am a Gentleman Eddie Murphy aint the only Distinguished Gentleman out there. =D
Oshie (Free, White and 21)
1/4/09, 14:50:pm
adiamondcenter
I hear you ……..but they copy the bLACKs allday ..most of us been had *****…..Whiteys love to copy…my opinion
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no different than you people imitating us with colored contacts, wigs, weaves, skin bleach and hair straightner! it goes both ways
THISISME
1/4/09, 14:56:pm
BE CONTENT WITH WHAT YOU GOT!!! YOUR BODY WAS”NT MADE TO PUT ALL THAT PLASTIC STUFF IN IT ANYWAY!!!
MeanGurl
1/4/09, 15:27:pm
rachel
Well….sorry white girls there just isn’t a quick “black girl fix” for all of your lacks..ok you got the tans, the lip injects, copy the Naomi Campbell walk, mastered the Janet /Beyonce dance moves…so you wished upon a star for that black booty to make it complete for your conquest of the black mans *****….well!” hold up wait a minute”…looks like you going to need black parents for this ONE! HA, HAA,,,HEEE!
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lmao@ your laugh..ctfu
MeanGurl
1/4/09, 15:32:pm
This posting was a good laugh..whew thank u bossip! I thank God/Goddess and my parents good ***** genes, for being born with everything they pay thousands upon thousands of dollars for!!
S&J
1/4/09, 15:37:pm
damn if i didnt know better i would have thought this was a white gossip site, whooty the swirl all you see is white women on the front page. this site is a disgrace
Almost famous
1/4/09, 15:38:pm
@ adiamondcenter and Oshie:
I hate to say it but, Oshie has a point.
WE MUST LOVE AND LIKE OURSELVES!!!
dubya
1/4/09, 15:43:pm
Almost famous
@ adiamondcenter and Oshie:
I hate to say it but, Oshie has a point.
WE MUST LOVE AND LIKE OURSELVES!!!
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I know, Oshie DOES have a point!
S&J
1/4/09, 15:51:pm
Oh please, lets not even talk about weaves and wigs, ***** not every black female wants to wear her natural and jst because she rocks weaves doesnt mean she wants to be white. I would NEVER EVER EVER want to be white and thats the honest to god trth. White people act like they the only ones with straight hair, we could be “copying” indians or asians. As always black folks are making rules for being black and the number one rule seems to be that black women have to rock their hair natural, no bueno! Ima keep rocking my damn weave and be black each and every minute that those tracks are in my head. Oh and if you dont like it kiss my black *****
The Bear - Black is the new White!!!
1/4/09, 16:08:pm
Too funny. I can’t believe she went on TV with that.
so obvious
1/4/09, 16:10:pm
putting a perm in your hair does not make u want to be white, permed hair is nothing like white people’s hair, and how many everyday black people do u know who bleacj their skin, c’mon…anyway, this video is mad old, i saw it like a year ago
Wenzel Dashington
1/4/09, 16:37:pm
Flat booty females are cool. Just work on your boob and jaw game.
Dizzy McElroy
1/4/09, 17:07:pm
This is why a white woman will never be president.
rainbowrabbit
1/4/09, 17:15:pm
Damn Bossip, you guys are slow. I’ve seen that clip probably more than a year ago.
rachel
1/4/09, 17:25:pm
@ kigali
Yes , Im going there!
nothankyou
1/4/09, 17:46:pm
this is mad old, and its still not funny. that sh*t is sad. folks should feel bad for ole’ girl, not laughing at her. whoever did that to her needs to be brought on criminal charges.
Lee
1/4/09, 17:49:pm
LMAO at the reporter not being able to keep it together while reporting this story.
adiamondcenter
1/4/09, 18:10:pm
@……Dubya ,oshie,almost famous.. sorry I am half mexican and BLACK boo my grandfather is Mexican …I already have hazel eyes and good hair born with them both and I have dark brn skin ….I dont bleach my skin …like MJ and I dont need a wig and most of all I wont ***** a whitey …so your talking to ppl that do those things….You have no poin here…..Blacks are the most copied..
adiamondcenter
1/4/09, 18:11:pm
no point here …sorry and all pro black……..
Razzell Dazzell
1/4/09, 19:30:pm
SMH…LET THIS BE A LESSON TO ANYONE TRYING TO ACHIEVE WHAT IS NATURAL FOR SOME. IT’S NOT WORTH IT…LITERALLY, IT’S NOT WORTH IT.
Keisha
1/4/09, 19:35:pm
It is better to do squats and leg lifts. Unless you are like Amy winehouse or tara reid you can lift and tone you butt. I seen black girls with flat butts as well. I have seen white girls with real toned butts. This surgery shi* is getting out of control. I have a nice ***** as well and I don’t want *****hol*s mistaking it for implants.
toocute
1/4/09, 19:37:pm
that happened because god is trying to show people they need to be happy with how he made them,breast,but and lip implants look ridiculous,how are all these people going to look when they are 80 years old, a hot mess.
Yvonne
1/4/09, 19:47:pm
OMG that is funny, er, I mean sad.
black woman
1/4/09, 20:57:pm
Oshie (Free, White and 21)
adiamondcenter
I hear you ……..but they copy the bLACKs allday ..most of us been had *****…..Whiteys love to copy…my opinion
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no different than you people imitating us with colored contacts, wigs, weaves, skin bleach and hair straightner! it goes both ways
you look here you ugly ***** white ***** first off your ugly ***** ***** your face u look like a man. ***** i dont wear contects or wigs or weave my real hair is long ho and my hair color is black cause black hair is better then *****y ***** blond thats why yall dyeing yall hair black to look like us and tanning and yes i flat iron my hair out ***** thats not wantting to be like yall yall hair is not all that asian women beat yall in the hair so does indian women yall wet dog looking ***** is lol. we have wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more skin tones then anybody i never bleached in my life thats darker skinned tone blacks who may blach but it dont never work they still dark! u see them on the shows they still dark. anyways moveing along ***** like i said we have way more skin tones then anybody your jealous of us and if i see you face to face ho i would whoop yo ***** chop yo damn neck and by the way die in your sleep ***** all you white girls bootys are fake yall aint got *****.
black men are jealous of black women cause we lighter skin then them hahahahahha even the dark skin black women are lighter then dark skin black men so i dont know why dark skin black women want a black man when they lighter lol.
eve was a black woman ***** the mother of all races we beat you ho you white women look the same and yall are plan and borning yall gotta come to a black man for a skin tone cause white on white make white yall hate yall selfs. but black women can make all skin tones hahahhahahahah not just dark or brown we can make light skinned kids high yellow damn i see why yall trying get rid of us blackwomen lol
black woman
1/4/09, 21:00:pm
white girls need to love they ugly selfs stay flat like you made and keep your white plan nasty ***** white skin. they mad cause they not a dark extoic skin tone like all races are and never will be. smh thats why yall go out and make mix kids more then anybody first cause yall hate being white. lol there no such thing as a big booty white woman they all doing something to get it its fake! ether booty pads injections implants or they work out to get it and its still fake cause if they stop working out they butt will go away! hahahahhahaha
black woman
1/4/09, 21:02:pm
99% black women has are phat and big rather they skinny slim them *****es still got some type of ***** on they body and they body will grow to get thicker. see white women body cant do that lol hahahahah
SC-88
1/4/09, 21:06:pm
contrary to what bossip might have u believe there ARE some white people that hold it down, this ***** just isn’t one of them…
rachel
1/4/09, 21:39:pm
@ SC-88
Lets be honest most white women have flat *****es!
Period , Good or bad, like it or not its true, very few white women have any ***** at all , so stop trying to make it like its a natural thing for white women to have a apple bottom cause you know damn well its not. Its just a fact they have to live it with and unfortunatley unlike tanning and lip injects they can do very little to change succesfully. Im just being honest. Look , white women just going to have to listen to MaryJ… and ” work what u got”
Flat cakes!
ALTER EGO
1/4/09, 21:57:pm
Sad state of wooty *****. What else can i say?
I find it sad that the black and white people continue to bicker about race like preschool bullies. When its all said and done I think every race appreciates or envy’s something about the other for no other reason than attainting the ‘White Supremacy’ beauty standard. By no means do all White women achieve this with their whiteness and No matter how much Black women spend will they ever attain it…either YOU have it or you DON’T. Stop the petty insults didn’t Hitler show you idiots anything during the RACE OLYMPICS?
calligirl
1/4/09, 21:57:pm
Wow the bitter hateful females are out in full force. @black woman and rachel: Does talking ***** about white women make you hate yourself less? Keep talking ***** as that relaxer burns your hair and your on your hundreth jar of bleaching cream. White women are not jealous of you females. Please you think Kim K is jealous of a bunch of bitter ugly black *****es? No she’s sittin up in her mansion with the finest man in the NFL next to her. Get over yourselves.
rachel
1/4/09, 22:26:pm
Calligirl….sound a little bitter, and jealous..awwh sorry I hit a nerve ! Your pale ***** is insulting black women but desperatly trying to ***** a black man every chance you white *****s get. It took a black WOMEN to provide you and kim k’s orange tanned fake ***** , as you state “the finest man in the NFL!”
So your ***** should be thanking every black women you meet for that big ***** you so worship!
phillymeek
1/4/09, 23:22:pm
NOW YALL KNOW YALL WRONG TO BE COMIN AT ANGEL LOLA LOVES MOMZ LIKE THIS BOSSIP.
terry
1/5/09, 00:24:am
how this turned into a race filled dialogue I don’t know, but for every white woman looking to enhance her features, there is a black girl using bleaching cream to lighten up, and rhinoplasty to thin out that nose. And lets no talk about all the black girls trying to have babies with a non-black man so they can get that good hair. *****es, sit the ***** down. And if you want to look at a botched plastic surgery gone bad, look no further than ya boy Michael Jackson.
Disgusting, inferiority complexed negro.
Alaskan Baby
1/5/09, 00:26:am
gee willikers that’s crazy!
sexysha
1/5/09, 00:40:am
Good for the dumb *****.That ***** looks nasty and fake she could never have a natural fatty like mine.HAHA try again!
CuDDLz
1/5/09, 00:42:am
Certain body parts aren’t just a certain peoples.
Thicka than a Snicka = FAT...Let's B Real
1/5/09, 02:08:am
LMAO @ the newsfolks ROFL in the cut!
Thicka than a Snicka = FAT...Let's B Real
1/5/09, 02:11:am
Oh and for the record…Kim K is not white. SHe’s Armenian. Not that it matters. But I know I would hate for mahfuccas to call me white if I ain’t white.
Kim K is…beige.
SC-88
1/5/09, 09:02:am
why did dis convo get mad racial?? all i sed wos sum white ppl are kl and u lot took it upon urselves to try undo 50yrs of civil rights in one convo. its 2009 people sort ur ***** out
anonymous says
1/5/09, 09:48:am
Rachel.. LOL ! you are so right! 9:39 and 1:12 LOL!
ava unknown
1/5/09, 13:25:pm
bossip…late as usual, this came out in ‘08
Flygirl
1/5/09, 13:35:pm
if youre not white pero youre not black – would you be considered black if your dark ?
random question: didnt wanna talk about nast ***** cakes -_- smh
krissy
1/5/09, 18:29:pm
I feel I must comment, b/c the ***** that comes from some of yall mouths is sad…there are people black, white, yellow, etc. that wear contacts, weave, straighten out their hair, bleach or tan their skins, etc. and so what…i brought contacts and i’ll be damned if its b/c i wanna be white, ***** yall wear contacts just as much as anyone else…and wear weave as well, so how about taking a shot of STFU and stop generalizing sterotypes…(sorry if i have any spelling errors but w/e something had to be said b/c more then 90% of yall are idiots and racists) just be happy with yourself whether you like to wear weave, get a tan, w/e…as long as u feel comfortable and are not hurting anyone, wtf cares…i can only speak for myself but im happy with who i am, and could care less what race i am, i would be happy regardless…im tired if all these racist comments from both sides, and it kills me that these girls on here (calligirl & Oshie (Free, White and 21) and whoever else) say all this racist ***** stuff about black women but yet would probably be the 1st to jump on a black man (sorry but if u spit racist slurs out your mouth about black women, u are talking about black men as well and vise-versa) as far as the other racist slurs go, why add fire to the fuel, don’t stoop to that level