Hollyweird: Megan Fox Reveals Her Bangin’ Post Baby Bawwwwdy… And Her Belief In Leprechauns And Aliens!!!

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Babies, Bangers, Celebrity Seeds

esq-megan-fox-03-0213-lg

Is she for real? Megan Fox just did a cover story with Esquire magazine where she does her damndest to sound so deep… and stuff. We knew she was getting her tattoos removed and trying to back off her image as a sex symbol but we had no idea she was so deeply… mystical. Peep some excerpts from Esquire below where she talks about being over her Hollyweird life and feeling powerless as a bombshell:

“I don’t think people understand,” she says. “They all think we should shut the fawk up and stop complaining because you live in a big house or you drive a Bentley. So your life must be so great. What people don’t realize is that fame, whatever your worst experience in high school, when you were being bullied by those ten kids in high school, fame is that, but on a global scale, where you’re being bullied by millions of people constantly.”

“I’ve read the Book of Revelation a million times,” Megan Fox says. “It does not make sense, obviously. It needs to be decoded. What is the dragon? What is the pro****ute? What are these things? What is this imagery? What was John seeing? And I was just thinking, What is the Antichrist?”

“When war breaks out in the Holy Land, like it is right now, if that is a sign of the immediate end times, then where are the other signs? Is it possible that it’s the Internet or fame itself or celebrity?”

“I felt powerless in that image,” she says. “I didn’t feel powerful. It ate every other part of my personality, not for me but for how people saw me, because there was nothing else to see or know. That devalued me. Because I wasn’t anything. I was an image. I was a picture. I was a pose.”

Hit the flip for another shot of Megan in her post-birth glory and read about her Pentecostal upbringing.

We Recommend

More on Bossip

Celebrity Cribs: Come Peek Inside Iconic Black Guns N’ Roses Guitarist Slash’s $11 Million Beverly Hills Home [Photos]

Shoot Your Shot: Did This Guy DM His Way To That Hot Mexican Weather Reporter’s Life In 24 Hours?

Queen Catfish? A History Of Janet Jackson’s Photoshop Sorcery

Things Got Ugly When People Found Out How Much Kanye West’s New Kicks Actually Cost

Comments

blog comments powered by Disqus