This poor guy got eighty-sixed trying to take a number two while riding the 6 train!
A Bronx man tumbled to his death while defecating between subway cars on a moving 6 train in Manhattan Tuesday, cops said.
The northbound local had just left the E. 125th St. station on the Lexington Ave. line around 4:12 p.m. when the 31-year-old man fell and was crushed, said NYPD spokesman Paul Browne.
Within seconds of the foul incident, straphangers spotted a bloodied and battered 50-year-old man climbing out of the 4/5 express track bed across the platform, cops said.
The man, who reeked of booze and is believed to be homeless, had a broken pelvis, a deep gash to his buttocks and a laceration on his legs, cops said. It was not immediately clear if he had been struck by a train. The bizarre incidents were unrelated.
Dang, he couldn’t hold it until he got to a real restroom? Beyond sad.
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