Gold all in my box… don’t believe me just watch!!! A freaky felon robbed a Brazilian adult pleasure shop for just one item, a specialty massager worth $4,000!!!
According to Yahoo News reports:
An armed man in Brazil has heisted an 18-carat gold-plated adult toy selling for $4,000 at a luxury adult pleasure shop.
Police say he walked into the Er0tica Luxo store in Brasilia, tied up a clerk and took the item from its display case. He stole nothing else.
It’s high season for er0tic shops in Brazil as the nation celebrates its own Valentine’s Day in less than two weeks.
Store owner Vanessa Baldini tells the G1 news website the robber might get no satisfaction from Wednesday’s theft. She says the Swedish-made massager has a stainless steel core, making removing any gold plating extremely difficult.
And she notes the robber didn’t take the vibrator’s charger.
She says: “I really don’t know what he’ll do. I’ll leave it up to his imagination.”
SMH… What a dummy. Now what’s he gonna do with it?
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