Tuesday, January 6th, 2009

Paris Hilton is a Lying Ho-Bag

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Does Paris Hilton actually expect us to buy this ridiculousness?:

Paris Hilton has only slept with “a couple of people” – because she respects herself too much. The Simple Life star has had high profile relationships with former Backstreet Boys star Nick Carter and Good Charlotte guitarist Benji Madden, but is currently single after splitting from the rocker in November (08).
And Hilton insists she just kisses the majority of her suitors, and plays “hard to get” to ensure men are serious about dating her. She tells Glamour magazine, “I’ve only done it (had sex) with a couple of people. People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss.
“I think it’s important to play hard to get. Nobody wants the fake Prada bag; they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive. If you give it up to a guy he won’t respect you; he’ll want you much more if he can’t have you.”

This herpes havin’ wheffah is trying to dish out love advice?? That’s like getting trigonometry lessons from a retard. Somebody puhleeze tell that ho to sit down already. Damn.

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Comments(56) on “Paris Hilton is a Lying Ho-Bag”

  1. Hannibal

  2. Yallarecrazy

    hahahahaha yes i am really laughing right now!!


  3. ROFLMAO! ***** that’s comedy!

  4. ayisiennumero1

    I guess…………
    I’m not one of her biggest fan, but u neva know

  5. ezoneyes

    Yeah right..LOL

  6. Tracey

    Maybe she doesnt know a couple actually means two?

    Hell I know at least 5 guys she has publicly dated since she done her ***** flick, not by name, but by her own statements.

  7. Tracey

    Two white folks sleeping with a new guy every 6 months is tame! Some do every weekend!

  8. Tracey

    to

  9. starfacexo

    She is ridiculous.

  10. Shuckin' and Jivin'

    get some cl***** Bossip.

  11. H-town

    This is the ***** bucket with the sex tape right?

    She’s had more people run through her than a high school hallway…

    Truly deserving of a “Ho Sit Down!”


  12. PaaaHahahahahaha real loud

  13. SIDEWAYZ

    I even *****ed that broad!

  14. BLESSED

    I THINK ITS TRUE CAUSE SHE HAS HERPES. YOU CANT HAVE SEX WITH PEOPLE IF YOU USE VALTRAX WITHOUT TELLIN THEM. REMEMBER THEY FOUND HER VALTRAX IN HER STORAGE THAT THEY AUCTIONED OFF 2 YEARS AGO. SO IM SURE NOW SHE IS VERY AS THEY SAY ORAL WITH MEN. CAUSE WHAT DUDE WANTS TO STICK THEY STUFF IN A BOWL OF HERPES. UNLESS YOUR JOEL MADDEN AND YOU ALREADY HAVE HERPES. LOL

  15. K-mia

    Yeah that’s hard to believe, and not even really because of the sex tape. There’s another tape of her on the net where she’s on a boat with a bunch of men. About 3 or 4 of them all take their turns feeling up on her and kissing her, she’s sitting in everyone’s lap and really making herself look like a big w*****, so yeah, I have a lot of trouble believing that.

  16. elle

    This is an all too common mistake. idiots tend to think a couple stands for a dozen when it actually represents 2 hense the term “a couple”. i’ve seen her roster of men she dated on whosdatedwho.com and they out number “a couple”. in fact, my computer froze because the site needed to load all of the pictures and my comp couldn’t take it

  17. AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

    I think she means ’slept with only a couple people’ ON A GIVEN NIGHT.

  18. exotica

    Is she serious? It’s well known she has herpes. For a while she had a storage unit and when she didn’t come to get her stuff the company threw it out and among her belongings was a prescription for Valtrex which is a herpes med.

  19. OverTheTop

    LMFAO…That’s the funniest sh*t I’ve heard all day!

  20. jazi

    She’s like a swing at the playground..everybody has had a turn.

  21. Meeko From Detroit (Born in the City of Wolves, Vicious Lions Tigers and Bears who will maul your ***** on instant sight)

    This Ho Bagger needs to sit her ***** down. ***** her. you suck more donkey *****s than the average hoe. after that Starvos ***** and nicole dumped your ***** you been hoing the town with Joe Francis and even Snoop Dogg combined. Benji was a hot white boy but a short stick.

  22. dayg715

    sure, Paris. and Madonna made her name fully clothed and singing Gospel music.

  23. zee79

    Yeah right! She’s been do*****ented ON RECORD partying like a ROCK STAR for the past 13+ years! She stole Stavros Niarchos from one of the Trollsen twins, made *****o w/ Rick Salomon while he was still with Shannen Doherty, the list is a mile long! Her sister Nicky always seemed to have so much more cl*****…


  24. @ SIDEWAYZ… ME TOO!!!
    ANY ONE ELSE!!!

  25. tia

    i don’t know her personally so…there ya go.


  26. It is hard to say you want people to respect when: you have herpes, you have a sex tape out, your on cocaine, your relationships last 2 minutes, etc.

    I only slept with 8 people…and that’s it hahahaha. Cudi where you at??

  27. liliana_sanchez

    lol thats ridiculous, next time she will say she is a virgin……..hahaha

  28. Yvonne

    Paris Hilton needs to sit her dizzy ***** down somewhere. Don’t *****ODY believe the crap she says. I don’t think she believes it. She will do and say anything to keep herself in the spotlight.

    IMO, I think she setup the robbery at her house as another way to keep her name in the news. LOL.

    This chick is an attention w***** in the worst way.

  29. Candid Canuck

    Don’t *****ody believe this weffah

  30. Seek the light beyond the shadows

    She meant to say she only slept with a couple of people last week. Get the quote right. Its ok Paris excessive partying will cloud your memory denying it will help you feel better.

  31. HoneyBrown

    This reminds me of that “Living with Michael Jackson” do*****entary where Mike said he’s only had 2 surgeries ………… you ain’t got to lie Craig, you ain’t got to lie!! LOL


  32. who cares people lie all the time about their past, 50 cents skin looks really bad in that pic

  33. deedee

    Ya know, Fiddy and PH look good together. No seriously they look hot.

  34. Make sure yo azz is on that plastic!

    a rat kissing a gorilla…

    what is this the discovery channel now?


  35. What people think they “know” about her only comes from gossip rags.
    They’ve tried to link her to lots of guys but she’s only had about five or seven actual boyfriends.

    Other than Solomon, we simply do not know how far she lets them get.
    She does seem to drop her boyfriends when they become too demanding.

    So it’s possible that she is quite selective.
    Of course,it’s none of our business either way.

    Also, it is NOT a fact that she has herpes.
    Photoshopped pics or supposed do*****ents are NOT facts.

    It’s her life, she can do as she pleases in or out ofthe bedroom.

  36. lanette

    why is bossip talking about white folks…..this is bull*****.


  37. Herpes is not even an actual std. You can get it by just kissing.

  38. RE RE

    Why are all you mother*****ers doging out Paris which one of you know her personaly yall just go by what you read and as for her ***** movie that was her and her boyfriend and that ***** sold the tape there are a lot of you who have sex tapes also.
    Paris says she just kisses well I believe her cause she could not ***** on that sex tape it was like she was not interested at all she even answered her cell And if she has herpes that dont make her a hoe she could have got it from a long term no good boyfriend.

  39. KK

    Probably….Maybe……But yeah right…***** please!!!

  40. saucey

    50 start drinking more water and use coco butter on those darkspots jesus

  41. Linda

    She has been p*****ed around more than a plate of Hor d’ouevres.

  42. GQ (Mrs. PW)

    Paris is a damn fool

  43. Ignorance is Contagious

    Why is this news? How many women have every rapper, ball players and hoodlum slept with? Does that qualify as a story?

    Please! Live your life and do what you want because once its over, ITS OVER!

  44. zappy

    She is crazy.

    However, does anyone remember when Ben Affleck was dipping in the JLo juice? he tried to convince anyone who would listen that JLo was practically a virgin.

    Some people are delusional. They stop having sex for a week and all of a sudden they are practically virgins again.

  45. roosevelt taylor

    ***** a couple is two. I know this ***** at least 10 deep. I dont trust this hunky she was hating on lionel richie daughter and then got engaged to the ***** brother in law. And my ***** fif sold out fo being all on the ***** I mean the ***** look racist I swear I cant explain it but I am a real ***** and I done dealt with my fair share of racist crackers and I know the look. This ***** earned like 7 million dollars last year Fo what man somebody owe me 7 million dollars round this mu*****a. I WANT MY ENDS.

  46. roosevelt taylor

    50 and Paris hilton make a good couple her herpes and all his black heads gross.

  47. Steele Magnolia

    Why is she gett’n face time on Bossip doe? no, Ya’ll lied!!!

  48. truef

    she a damn lie. but look at the 2nd picture of her kissing that lady. look at snoop face in the background LMAO

  49. NewOrleans

    @ blessed, and whoever else…

    you can have sex for the first time EVER and get herpes…the number of partners you have or whether you engage in more oral sex than what’s considered “normal” has nothing to do with it. Unless of course, you are having unprotected sex with everyone you sleep with. In that case, of course the chances of contracting herpes, along with anything else, is heightened..but still in all, it the number doesn’t really make much of a difference…only takes ONE!

  50. Real

    For all the ignorant folks out there. Herpes is an STD but more than 50% of the population has it. Its not as gross as you think…could look like a pimple that’s why so many people misdiagnose it as something else. Doesn’t always flare on genitals but thighs and butts too. Can get from kissing too. Just bc you take Valtrex doesn’t mean you get outbreaks down low. It’s treated for cold sores too! And last but not least, you don’t have to be promiscuous to contract it. Everybody that gets it isn’t a ho. So Bossip…you need to correct yourself.

  51. so obvious

    ugh!!! Real ^^ has Herpes!

  52. Encyclopedia Brown

    Fiddy is a very ugly looking man — no homo

  53. Unkle Ruckus

    Sleepin and *****in are two different things. Woo wooooooo, the syph train is pulling out.

  54. Cheetah

    I’m a nurse and there is a lot of ignorance in these comments about HSV (herpes). Real and New Orleans know the facts and that doesn’t mean they have it. So obvious ^^^ should do some research. lol

  55. so obvious

    oh shut up cheetah, u got it too

  56. crazychris

    PARIS IS A *****TYY WHITE GIRL WHO WILL ***** ANYBODY BLACK, WHITE MAL;E AND FEMALE snoop was really enjoying thaT KISS BWTWEEN HER AND CARMEN ELECTRA HELL i LIKE SEEING GIRLS KISS MYSELF.

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