Paris Hilton is a Lying Ho-Bag

Posted on January 6th, 2009 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Ho Sit Down, Hoes, In White Folks News, News

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Does Paris Hilton actually expect us to buy this ridiculousness?:

Paris Hilton has only slept with “a couple of people” – because she respects herself too much. The Simple Life star has had high profile relationships with former Backstreet Boys star Nick Carter and Good Charlotte guitarist Benji Madden, but is currently single after splitting from the rocker in November (08).
And Hilton insists she just kisses the majority of her suitors, and plays “hard to get” to ensure men are serious about dating her. She tells Glamour magazine, “I’ve only done it (had sex) with a couple of people. People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss.
“I think it’s important to play hard to get. Nobody wants the fake Prada bag; they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive. If you give it up to a guy he won’t respect you; he’ll want you much more if he can’t have you.”

This herpes havin’wheffah is trying to dish out love advice?? That’s like getting trigonometry lessons from a retard. Somebody puhleeze tell that ho to sit down already. Damn.

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  • Hannibal

  • Yallarecrazy

    hahahahaha yes i am really laughing right now!!

  • http://myspace.com870bg bg

    ROFLMAO! Shit that’s comedy!

  • ayisiennumero1

    I guess…………
    I’m not one of her biggest fan, but u neva know

  • ezoneyes

    Yeah right..LOL

  • Tracey

    Maybe she doesnt know a couple actually means two?

    Hell I know at least 5 guys she has publicly dated since she done her porn flick, not by name, but by her own statements.

  • Tracey

    Two white folks sleeping with a new guy every 6 months is tame! Some do every weekend!

  • Tracey

    to

  • starfacexo

    She is ridiculous.

  • Shuckin’and Jivin’

    get some class Bossip.

  • H-town

    This is the cum bucket with the sex tape right?

    She’s had more people run through her than a high school hallway…

    Truly deserving of a “Ho Sit Down!”

  • http://Bossip Tapanga

    PaaaHahahahahaha real loud

  • BLESSED

    I THINK ITS TRUE CAUSE SHE HAS HERPES. YOU CANT HAVE SEX WITH PEOPLE IF YOU USE VALTRAX WITHOUT TELLIN THEM. REMEMBER THEY FOUND HER VALTRAX IN HER STORAGE THAT THEY AUCTIONED OFF 2 YEARS AGO. SO IM SURE NOW SHE IS VERY AS THEY SAY ORAL WITH MEN. CAUSE WHAT DUDE WANTS TO STICK THEY STUFF IN A BOWL OF HERPES. UNLESS YOUR JOEL MADDEN AND YOU ALREADY HAVE HERPES. LOL

  • K-mia

    Yeah that’s hard to believe, and not even really because of the sex tape. There’s another tape of her on the net where she’s on a boat with a bunch of men. About 3 or 4 of them all take their turns feeling up on her and kissing her, she’s sitting in everyone’s lap and really making herself look like a big whore, so yeah, I have a lot of trouble believing that.

  • elle

    This is an all too common mistake. idiots tend to think a couple stands for a dozen when it actually represents 2 hense the term “a couple”. i’ve seen her roster of men she dated on whosdatedwho.com and they out number “a couple”. in fact, my computer froze because the site needed to load all of the pictures and my comp couldn’t take it

  • AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

    I think she means ‘slept with only a couple people’ON A GIVEN NIGHT.

  • exotica

    Is she serious? It’s well known she has herpes. For a while she had a storage unit and when she didn’t come to get her stuff the company threw it out and among her belongings was a prescription for Valtrex which is a herpes med.

  • OverTheTop

    LMFAO…That’s the funniest sh*t I’ve heard all day!

  • jazi

    She’s like a swing at the playground..everybody has had a turn.

  • dayg715

    sure, Paris. and Madonna made her name fully clothed and singing Gospel music.

  • zee79

    Yeah right! She’s been documented ON RECORD partying like a ROCK STAR for the past 13+ years! She stole Stavros Niarchos from one of the Trollsen twins, made porno w/ Rick Salomon while he was still with Shannen Doherty, the list is a mile long! Her sister Nicky always seemed to have so much more class…

  • http://bossip Shaunie27

    @ SIDEWAYZ… ME TOO!!!
    ANY ONE ELSE!!!

  • tia

    i don’t know her personally so…there ya go.

  • http://www.k.com NOELLE

    It is hard to say you want people to respect when: you have herpes, you have a sex tape out, your on cocaine, your relationships last 2 minutes, etc.

    I only slept with 8 people…and that’s it hahahaha. Cudi where you at??

  • liliana_sanchez

    lol thats ridiculous, next time she will say she is a virgin……..hahaha

  • Yvonne

    Paris Hilton needs to sit her dizzy ass down somewhere. Don’t NOBODY believe the crap she says. I don’t think she believes it. She will do and say anything to keep herself in the spotlight.

    IMO, I think she setup the robbery at her house as another way to keep her name in the news. LOL.

    This chick is an attention whore in the worst way.

  • Candid Canuck

    Don’t nobody believe this weffah

  • Seek the light beyond the shadows

    She meant to say she only slept with a couple of people last week. Get the quote right. Its ok Paris excessive partying will cloud your memory denying it will help you feel better.

  • HoneyBrown

    This reminds me of that “Living with Michael Jackson” documentary where Mike said he’s only had 2 surgeries ………… you ain’t got to lie Craig, you ain’t got to lie!! LOL

  • http://bossip.com toocute

    who cares people lie all the time about their past, 50 cents skin looks really bad in that pic

  • deedee

    Ya know, Fiddy and PH look good together. No seriously they look hot.

  • Make sure yo azz is on that plastic!

    a rat kissing a gorilla…

    what is this the discovery channel now?

  • http://verizon.net angela

    What people think they “know” about her only comes from gossip rags.
    They’ve tried to link her to lots of guys but she’s only had about five or seven actual boyfriends.

    Other than Solomon, we simply do not know how far she lets them get.
    She does seem to drop her boyfriends when they become too demanding.

    So it’s possible that she is quite selective.
    Of course,it’s none of our business either way.

    Also, it is NOT a fact that she has herpes.
    Photoshopped pics or supposed documents are NOT facts.

    It’s her life, she can do as she pleases in or out ofthe bedroom.

  • lanette

    why is bossip talking about white folks…..this is bullshit.

  • http://verizon.net dana

    Herpes is not even an actual std. You can get it by just kissing.

  • KK

    Probably….Maybe……But yeah right…Bitch please!!!

  • saucey

    50 start drinking more water and use coco butter on those darkspots jesus

  • Linda

    She has been passed around more than a plate of Hor d’ouevres.

  • GQ (Mrs. PW)

    Paris is a damn fool

  • Ignorance is Contagious

    Why is this news? How many women have every rapper, ball players and hoodlum slept with? Does that qualify as a story?

    Please! Live your life and do what you want because once its over, ITS OVER!

  • zappy

    She is crazy.

    However, does anyone remember when Ben Affleck was dipping in the JLo juice? he tried to convince anyone who would listen that JLo was practically a virgin.

    Some people are delusional. They stop having sex for a week and all of a sudden they are practically virgins again.

  • roosevelt taylor

    50 and Paris hilton make a good couple her herpes and all his black heads gross.

  • Steele Magnolia

    Why is she gett’n face time on Bossip doe? no, Ya’ll lied!!!

  • truef

    she a damn lie. but look at the 2nd picture of her kissing that lady. look at snoop face in the background LMAO

  • NewOrleans

    @ blessed, and whoever else…

    you can have sex for the first time EVER and get herpes…the number of partners you have or whether you engage in more oral sex than what’s considered “normal” has nothing to do with it. Unless of course, you are having unprotected sex with everyone you sleep with. In that case, of course the chances of contracting herpes, along with anything else, is heightened..but still in all, it the number doesn’t really make much of a difference…only takes ONE!

  • Real

    For all the ignorant folks out there. Herpes is an STD but more than 50% of the population has it. Its not as gross as you think…could look like a pimple that’s why so many people misdiagnose it as something else. Doesn’t always flare on genitals but thighs and butts too. Can get from kissing too. Just bc you take Valtrex doesn’t mean you get outbreaks down low. It’s treated for cold sores too! And last but not least, you don’t have to be promiscuous to contract it. Everybody that gets it isn’t a ho. So Bossip…you need to correct yourself.

  • so obvious

    ugh!!! Real ^^ has Herpes!

  • Encyclopedia Brown

    Fiddy is a very ugly looking man — no homo

  • Unkle Ruckus

    Sleepin and phuckin are two different things. Woo wooooooo, the syph train is pulling out.

  • Cheetah

    I’m a nurse and there is a lot of ignorance in these comments about HSV (herpes). Real and New Orleans know the facts and that doesn’t mean they have it. So obvious ^^^ should do some research. lol

  • so obvious

    oh shut up cheetah, u got it too

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