1 up

As usual, my girl is looking GORGEOUS,

Um… DUH.

The whitification of Hollywood. Tsk tsk.

BOSSIP. I KNOW THAT BEYONCE SOMETIMES SAYS THINGS THAT SCREAM “I’M A BLUNDERING IDIOT”. NEVER THE LESS, AT LEAST SHE’S A BEAUTIFUL ONE. WHY YA’LL HATE HER SO MUCH? SHE’S NOT ON MY LIST OF TOP 100 FAVORITE PEOPLE, BUT SHE’S NOT ON THE BRAIN EVERYDAY EITHER. AND YOU MUTHA FOCKERS NEVER HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT HER. SHEESH. ARE YOU ON PAYROLL OR SOMETHING?

She looks great.

OSHIE KOSH BIGOSH!!!!

Agree with Oshie!!!

Dots all i gots to say

This is the same girl who said she wishes she were a latina. Of course she wants to be lighter..Im sure she is pissed that she looks light brown on this ad instead of WHITE!

Pretty Beyonce!

she always looks really pretty but they do try to lighten her up alot. white aint always right darker skin is black and beautiful when will the media realize that just like they hated our big butt, hips and lips now white ho’s going out buying sh*t we already got they try to get there whole style from us. so really we should be making there ass look darker on there ads.

This one does seem more natural…it was pretty obvious that loreal had done something in previous shots to alter her skintone, but this pic is better.

Looks pretty natural to me. But they were hella wrong for that one ad where they totally turned her into a white woman.

Hey sexsayy!

I don’t think you can take anything Beyonce says seriously. If she said she wanted to be Latina, five minutes later she probably said she wanted to be a unicorn or a pair of rollerskates.
And I doubt she has any significant input on her image. Blame L’Oreal.

this makeup is so tru to my skin, it actually mimics it….LMAO

yeah its tru alright to bad thats not your skin color

Yeah she is pretty and if I cant give her anything else the broad can dance her ass off in some heels….makes for great bedroom entertainment for Jay..i’m sure…but the real issue is why does she always keep her weave dry and brittle looking..so we think its real????she needs to find out who does Robin Givens hair…Robins wig is always tight….

L’oreal is the most rascist company there is it suits them to make her look white plus france is the most rascist country in the world.

LOL@OSH UNICORN WITH ROLLER SKATES.

FOR REAL, I’VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT BEYONCE WAS/IS BEAUTIFUL. I’M STILL A LIL SALTY THAT SHE MARRIED MY BABY. BUT ITS COOL THOUGH..(sniffling) SHE CAN SING HER HIND PARTS OFF, IF SHE WOULD JUST SING THE RIGHT SONGS. AND SHE REALLY SHOULD USE THE SAME TACTIC WHEN TALKING ABOUT OTHER THINGS THAT SHE USES WHEN TALKING ABOUT HER RELATIONSHIP TO JAY. SAY AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE!! SO IT WONT INCRIMINATE HER AND MAKE US ALL THINK THAT SHE’S BORDER LINE DUMMY MATERIAL.

HOWEVER, BOSSIP RIDES HER LIKE THEY SOME JOCKEYS OR SOMETHING. LIKE SHE STOLE THEIR MAN, OR LIKE THEY WERE THE UGLY GIRL IN HIGH SCHOOL AND THEYRE STILL SALTY ABOUT BEY WINNING THE “BEST LOOKING” SPOT IN SUPERLATIVES. I’M LIKE COME ON!! CAN WE HAVE ONE DAY WITHOUT A BASH BEYONCE POST!! SHEESH!!

I LOVE LOREAL CONCEALER! Andnot because Beyonce is “wearing it” because ya’ll know her uppity azz ain’t wearing no 8dollar Loreal makeup! LMAO…I been wearing Loreal way before Beyonce was a spokesperson …

SHE HAS NICE NOSTRILS

SEXYQBLONDIE.. HELLO THERE HOW ARE YOU? I WILL NOT SEND HATE OUT TO YOU LIKE SOME OTHERS.. ITS A NEW YEAR AND IM SENDING OUT LOVE , CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE IN THE AIR?

Did she photoshop this herself?

As a light skinned woman, my skin tone can and does change based on time of year or environment. Meaning, in winter I am Much, much lighter than in the summer and the more time I spend outside the more golden I become. This women spends lots of time in St. Tropez and places like it, so her varying shades should come as no surprise.

guess i will be a w4 if i wore makeup

“SHE HAS NICE NOSTRILS”

the best anesthesia and a scalpel can buy…

and furthermore, Beyonce is not staying true to self. Everyone know black women do not need make-up we have natural radiance. All we would need is mascara, eye shadow, and lip gloss. Loreal is not for women of color don’t believe the hype neither are any of those foundations sold in drugstores

Beyonce has officially lost me as a fan forever first she didn’t say anything when they made her into the white girl in the last ad. She is a robot getting that money.

where is her damn tat at…shit ive been looking and looking and have yet to find it… she said she got it on her wedding finger hell did they photo shop that too?

@ELLE

I WAS WITH YOU UNTIL U SAID BLACK WOMEN DONT NEED MAKEUP…

WELL GOOD MORNING ANON. I’M LATE.. I WAS SURFING LOOKING FOR PARTY GEAR. LMAO. HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING?

Last year when that whole controversy about the lorel ad was getting crazy . Beyonce said nothing and I thought she should’ve made a statement about the Issue especially when their are so many African American girls Bleaching their skin I have no respect for Beyonce she doesn’t stand for nothing but making money

Good Morning Bossipers

Operation “WHITEWASH” in full effect.

HEY A-KEYS. HOW ARE YA THIS A.M?

@ hannibal

well I would EXPECT you to say that smh

@ txchick

she had it removed once her relationship with pharrell didn’t work out..the tat was disgusting looking anyway

LMAO

Some of you folks are just hysterical. There are *nine* ads by L’oreal shown up there, she’s a different goddamned color in each one of them, and yet there’s still people in here whining about how L’oreal is “most rascist company there is.” Bunch of damned ignorance up in here. No wonder people don’t want to take most black women seriously. We bitch for 20 years about how there aren’t enough black models, L’oreal puts Beyonce into an ad campaign that’s been running almost eight years now, and now it’s all “Y’ALL JUST WANTS HER TO BE WHITE!”

Bunch of ignorant mf’ers…

Greetings Bossip Folks,

Oh my if it isnt Beyonce, She seen me before…

SHE LOOKED REALLY WHITE IN THE PIC ANDSHEIS NOT MRS CARTER YOU GUYS SHOULD BE SHAME OF YOUR SELF BY CALLING HER THAT SHE STILL MISS KNOWS SHE IS NOT MARRYED TO HIM YET. IF SO WEAR ARE THOSE SO CALL WEDDING PICES OF THEM NO PROOF THAT THEY MARRYED. SO THERE ARE NOT REALLY MARRYED AFTER ALL IS WAS A FAKE THEE STILL LIVING TOGETHER THATS IT. AND THATS IT ON THAT BS STORY. SHOW THE WEDING PICES BEY TEN I WILL BELEAVE WHAT YOU ARE SAYING RAF NOW YOU ARE A BS LYER.

Well well well, if it isnt the lovely Bossip crew from yesterdays post. Howdy..

@Sxy Q: WOW! Your sexy in that gravie, but not as sexy as me, Hahahaha

@ATXCHICK: Your BAby is a doll face, does she know her mom has seen the likes of me before? Hahahaha.

@AKeys: I look better than you too hahahaha

Good Morning Regulars!

Bossip, dont start this light skin/dark skin shit again…We all know that loreal makes Bey lighter..damn

omfg@@@ herpes……i think i pissed my panties!!!!

@ Hannibal and Redd Tony

You cant beat me with that wack ass Valtrex. hahahaha

ROFLMAO @ HERPE’S GRAVIE!

oh my where is brooke today?

OH Lawdy Lawdy Lawdy,

Havent we met about 5 years ago? Think your in remission from me? Think again.

OH LAWDY!!!!

oh my where is brooke today?

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Brook is treating me at her local clinic right now, however she did tell me to tell yall to check yall mail… hahahaha

where did you find a picture of a gorilla with a wig on??

CAN WE HAVE SOMETHING BESIDES BEYONCE IN THE BLOGS? GAD DAYUMM!!

LOL @ the skin tones. Leave it alone Bossip, she’s not the one doing her photoshopping.

Good morning family!

Bossip, you all need to stop living in the days of slavery, everything is not about skin color! Ads with white models and asian models are also adjusted a few shades in mags as well!!

OHHHH SH&T @HERPES!! I WAS WAITING FOR ANON TO COME BACK AND PROFESS HIS UNDYING LUV FOR ME. BUT I’M GETTING THE HELL OUTTA HERE WITH HERPES LOOKING LIKE THAT…

(grabbing up my slacks and bolting from this damned infested thread)

OH LAWDY!!!!

where did you find a picture of a gorilla with a wig on??
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This is what Herpes looks like Lawdy, c’mon you should know

that’s gotta be a fat check from Loreal B! Who needs integrity nowdays, certainly not Jay Z or you. Power of da dolla mi gente.

@ black rob

allow me to enlighten you dummy…I personally do not consider L’oreal putting using beyonce as their ad girl a justice for black women. I want to see a dark black woman with an afro as their campaign girl. L’oreal putting a black girl in their campaign and then lightening (or not lightening, whatever) her image defeats the whole purpose. Secondly, people need to stop depending on these company’s to put black woman in their campaigns and start their own black own make-up companies that cater to black women because all skins are not the same. It has nothing to do with being ignorent..the whole damn world is racist

HERPES, U JUST MADE BEYONCE LOOK LIKE THE SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE

They want her to be white…we get it already…especially with her playing Ginger now, says it all

@WakeUPeople

Bossip, you all need to stop living in the days of slavery, everything is not about skin color! Ads with white models and asian models are also adjusted a few shades in mags as well!!

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So True, Just look at me, I beat the mold and I am a Model

@Sxy Q
OHHHH SH&T @HERPES!! I WAS WAITING FOR ANON TO COME BACK AND PROFESS HIS UNDYING LUV FOR ME. BUT I’M GETTING THE HELL OUTTA HERE WITH HERPES LOOKING LIKE THAT…

(grabbing up my slacks and bolting from this damned infested thread)

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You can run but you can’t Hide

Watch Beyonce slap Jay-z for talking reckless on http://www.hiphopswag.com

Sxyq Im fine there! my caps lock key was stuck there for a minute but its fine now. you looking good in the picture and im loving that pose.. go onnnnn girl.

@Hannibal

HERPES, U JUST MADE BEYONCE LOOK LIKE THE SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE

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I get that alot, I don’t know why tho….

In the l’oreal ad where is the really really dark shade of make up

@elle

@ black rob

allow me to enlighten you dummy…I personally do not consider L’oreal putting using beyonce as their ad girl a justice for black women. I want to see a dark black woman with an afro as their campaign girl. L’oreal putting a black girl in their campaign and then lightening (or not lightening, whatever) her image defeats the whole purpose. Secondly, people need to stop depending on these company’s to put black woman in their campaigns and start their own black own make-up companies that cater to black women because all skins are not the same. It has nothing to do with being ignorent..the whole damn world is racist

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Hi Elle, you make a valid point, would you rather see the likes of me on a L’oreal campaign instead?

There are some ignorant azz comments in regards to skin tones…do you say the same tone all year? In summer months, I might get a bit darker, and I typically lighten up in winter months…

also, her skin is not changing, her hair color changes and that bring out different tones in the skin…

not too mention the lighting used on the shoot also effects that.

@ sxyQblondie Hey Great and you

@ Herpes your freezing up my Mac UGH!!!!

@ ANON

Sxyq Im fine there! my caps lock key was stuck there for a minute but its fine now. you looking good in the picture and im loving that pose.. go onnnnn girl.

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Hey man watch it, I got my eyes on Sxy Q. Keep it up dawg and I will attack you….Tonight.

Sxyq Come back ma… Wow herpes you running all the women away.. sxyq dont go i got SOME new and improved lysol and it has some kerosene in it i think that will kill it at least for us to run away from it LOL.

@mel

In the l’oreal ad where is the really really dark shade of make up

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Thats the same thing I said

HERPES MOVE OVER!!!!HERE COMES THE CLAP MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

ANON

Sxyq Come back ma… Wow herpes you running all the women away.. sxyq dont go i got SOME new and improved lysol and it has some kerosene in it i think that will kill it at least for us to run away from it LOL.

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Think again Anon, nothing I mean NOTHING can get rid of me, I am here to stay!!!

@MAKE IT “CLAP” MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HERPES MOVE OVER!!!!HERE COMES THE CLAP MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

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HA HA!! The clap is curable… Try again young lady

Okay…….so,she’s pretty.

I think people around the whole have this engraved into their subconscious by now.

OK THEN HOW DO YOU SPELL SYPHILLIS

herpes: no she dosent know because i havent seen the likes of your kind (eww gross) you got me scratching and im clean wtf

LMAO @ ANON PACKING THE LYESOL WITH KEROSENE. COME ON LUV. LOOK AT THE FACE ON THAT HERP MONSTER!! YOU THINK JUST THE LYESOL GONNA WORK? IT’S GONNA TAKE SOME DIABOLICAL ATOMIC LYE TO REMOVE THE LIKES OF THAT!!

(THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT BY THE WAY. HERP IS TRYING TO GET US..LOL)

@ Herpes
are you jealous of chchlamydia????

HERPES .. You cant get me because i got my two index fingers crossed, now slowly back away and nobody will get hurt. Come on sxyq its ok sweetie we can leave now i got the door covered and Herpes will have to go back to her camp of contagious diseases !

elle: not that ugly shit ive seen that im talking about the tat her and jay got (4)

COME AND GET IT HERP!!!

@THE CLAP

SYPHILLIS IS CURABLE TOO. ITS THE LONG TERM EFFECTS OF SYPHILLIS THAT WILL DO YOU DIRTY. NOW THAT GENITAL WARTS SH*T, OR SOME HEPATITIS. THATS A WHOLE NOTHER!! LOL

Just drop dead gorgeous!

LMFAO @ MAKE IT CLAP, JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT COULDNT GET UGLIER THAN HERPES!

WHAT HAPPENED TO BOSSIP NOW THEY HAVE APE LOOKING CHICKS WITH BLOND WEAVES POSTING AND TALKING SHIT WOW…..CHANGE IS A MUH FUKKING LIE!!! BACK TO BEYONCE AKA THE GREAT WHORE IN REVELATIONS ….I NEVER SAID ONE BAD WORD ABOUT HER TIL I FOUND OUT THIS BITCH IZ A SATANIST ALONG WITH JAY AND MR WEST! DONT BELIEVE ME DO YOUR RESEARCH!

EVERYONE CLEAR YOUR CACHES@@@@ MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

@GLOK9N

WHAT HAPPENED TO BOSSIP NOW THEY HAVE APE LOOKING CHICKS WITH BLOND WEAVES POSTING AND TALKING SHIT WOW…..CHANGE IS A MUH FUKKING LIE!!! BACK TO BEYONCE AKA THE GREAT WHORE IN REVELATIONS ….I NEVER SAID ONE BAD WORD ABOUT HER TIL I FOUND OUT THIS BITCH IZ A SATANIST ALONG WITH JAY AND MR WEST! DONT BELIEVE ME DO YOUR RESEARCH!

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Hey I know you, don’t you have me right now.. Valtrex can’t clear me dude

i LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUV this she is sitting they got that shit so rite. i luv this pic …

GENITAL WARTS LOOK LIKE CAULIFLOWER GROWIN ON THE PUSS!!!

Sxy, Dont worry angel Big Bubba got you covered ma, if my lysol dont work how about i bust herpses over the head with a black iron frying pan… think that will work, maybe i dont know herpes may just shake it off and call chlamydia and syphilis for back up with little crabby riding shot-gun and genital warts on look-out, got me itching.

@Telia

Just drop dead gorgeous!

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Why Thank You

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HERE I COME HERPES….COME GET A DOSE OF ME…..YOU LOOK LIKE TALLEY B WITH A WIG ON!!!

I DONT THINK TELIA WAS TLKIN TO YOU MATILLA GORILLA!!!!

I don’t much about Loreal, but I do know that my complexion is light and y skin colors changes from light to tan depending on the sun action…

Hello Bossipers

Damn, y’all can’t take Beyonce! People normally change skin complexions with the seasons, she lives in New York and spends alot of her time in Texas so duh…sun and no sun it’s not rocket science people!

Proud of Bey wearing that Autism Awareness Bracelet!

LMAO@HERPES

GLOOOOOKKKKKKK!! WHERE YOU BEEN LUV?

@ANON

I THINK WE SHOULD JUST HOLD ON AND RUN LIKE HELL!! LMAO.

OKAY EVERYONE..I MUST LEAVE FOR THE MOMENT. I SHOULD BE RETURNING BEFORE THE DAY IS OVER.

BYE ANON…(winking)

HERP, GO TO HELL AND STAY THERE MMKAYYYY? LMAO

Sxyq, Love you angel gotta go but stay sweet baby, if anybody goes to MTO they got a girl up in the club with her butt in the air and her girl is kissing the butt and she has a tampon or panty liner stuck up her butt, that is nasty. ugh jpn (just plain nasty) bye sxy you my baby now so dont run !

@ Herpes
are the breakouts worse in the butt or the mouth???

OH LAWDY!!!!

where did you find a picture of a gorilla with a wig on??
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She meant to say…who told U U could post my yearbook picture…

I swear the pot calling the kettle black

Bye sxyq!!!!!!!!!!(staring at sxyq until she leaves so nobody else looks ggogle eyes at her).

@ GLOK9N

Peace Brah!! Long time fam……whats been good?

so what, she could have declined…I like B, but she did get her nose done, so what is it when they lighten her skin…. who cares? her skin is def more natural than her nose and hair. She is always gorgeous, though and talented. I can not deny this woman of those things.

Hey Mock Star

Hi MRS!

HELLO VIV!!!!

LOL @ ya’ll with the STD jokes.

Now you know the Bossip Administrator is going to rear its ugly head talking about ya’ll making up screen names to fit one purpose. LOL

*tsk tsk*

AKEYS

Hey Mock Star
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(smiling and waving)
What’s up little lady…where does the link that U have your name under lead to???

Beyonce always LOOK HOT!

@Tre

Damn, y’all can’t take Beyonce! People normally change skin complexions with the seasons, she lives in New York and spends alot of her time in Texas so duh…sun and no sun it’s not rocket science people!

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Ditto. My skin changes with the seasons too so I totally agree. Every time I take a picture I look different esp. my skin tone (depending on light, weather, lip gloss, color of clothing and even the eye shadow I wear) – what can I say, some of US just got it like that! You can still be yoU without the “y & the o”.

Aunt Viv

Hi MRS!
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what the deelio babe???

herpes: can you come check out this bump my homegirl has on her twat

JUST GIVE HER A DOSE OF ME ATX THAT WILL FIX HER UP!!!

@PENICILLIAN MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HERE I COME HERPES….COME GET A DOSE OF ME…..YOU LOOK LIKE TALLEY B WITH A WIG ON!!!

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Ahahahahhahahha, Thats the funniest shit I heard in a while

@ATX CHICK
“herpes: can you come check out this bump my homegirl has on her twat”
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Damn… yall must be “close.”
(LOL… don’t be mad at me)

She’s pretty! plus she got staxx 2 so u can’t really hate… Aint a good look.

HERPES YOU DO REMEMBER TALLEY B RIGHT@!!!! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU NEVER VISITED HIM, CUZ HE NEVER GOT ANY PUSS BUT YOU INTERNET MET HIM ON HERE MUHAHAHAHAHAH

Hey PENICILLIAN!!!

@MRS,
Just chillin’ tryna get a lil’ Bossipin’ in before massa comes out of his meeting…

@atxchick512

herpes: can you come check out this bump my homegirl has on her twat

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I did, Yes! Its me!!! Tell her I say Congradtulations

@Man, I just don’t care

@ATX CHICK
“herpes: can you come check out this bump my homegirl has on her twat”
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Damn… yall must be “close.”
(LOL… don’t be mad at me)

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No But Man, You and I are very very close hmmm.

@PENICILLIAN MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

HERPES YOU DO REMEMBER TALLEY B RIGHT@!!!! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU NEVER VISITED HIM, CUZ HE NEVER GOT ANY PUSS BUT YOU INTERNET MET HIM ON HERE MUHAHAHAHAHAH

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Hahahaha. U right but I have visited his ass If you know what I mean

@Herpes

I know U, U were that contestant on American Idol last year…the football player chick

@Mock Rock Star is taking over

@Herpes

I know U, U were that contestant on American Idol last year…the football player chick

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No thats not me!!!! (Angry)

@SEXY QB AND @ILLIMUNATE TRUTH ! WHATZ GOOD FAMILY! I BEEN BLESSED AND EVEN MORE THIS THANKS TO THE MOST HIGH IM BACK NOW I HAD TO TAKE CARE OF A LOT OF BUSINESS AND TAKE CARE OF A LOT OF BBWZ THAT HAVE BEEN KEEPING ME WARM AND WELL FEED! GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS AND WE GONNA GET BOSSIP BUZZING AGAIN!

PENICILLIAN: she dosent want to get it cured she wants more bumps she likes the feeling of it

do not make HERPES angry he might find you and attack

My bad Herp…

Sooooooooooooooo, what are U going to do about that(your condition)…please don’t get angry because I’ve read that it would cause outbreak…be cool

@ ATX

That baby is a doll, I wish she looked almost as good as me tho lol

@Mock Rock Star is taking over

My bad Herp…

Sooooooooooooooo, what are U going to do about that(your condition)…please don’t get angry because I’ve read that it would cause outbreak…be cool

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Are you blind or something, I am HERPES.. I don’t treat conditions I give conditions, and if you keep fukin wit my feelings I am gonna set off a outbreak in this DAMN Thread!!!!

@AKEYS_STAN

U didn’t answer my question…is Bossip keeping U off again???

Good Mornin’ Peeps!

herpes: get over yourself you are not cute at all… actually you are so ugly i dont want to even think about looking at you…(please dont sneak on me) I just got tested last week (shaking cause im nervous)

Damn–who got herpes?

Lol!!!

@HERPES
“No But Man, You and I are very very close hmmm.”
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No, sir.

No, we are not.

Hey 1TruDiva!!!

Hi Auntie!

gO bEY gO…. haters are just jealous of you… do your thing. I heard you gave 4m to some rehab center?? why dont you give some to rihanna since she is famous but broke? c’mone bey do something to our little ms no talent.

whad up 1Tru Diva

whad up Jane

@ HERPES, KOTT DAMN!!! YOU JUST UGGGLY FOR NO APPARENT REASON …HUH? I LOVE YOUR CONFIDENCE AND THAT ALONE GIVES YOU BEAUTY….I LOVE A BIG CHICK BUT YOU, I RATHER BURY MY DICK IN TUB OF CRAZY GLUE! YUCK! AND I WILL NOT BE RESPONDING AFTER THIS IN FEAR OF YOU RUBBING YOUR GRUESOMENESS IN CYBER SPACE CUZ YOU MAY ATTRACT MORE OF YOUR KIND AND YOU KNEW JUST WHO I WAS TALKING TOO….APE WITH BLOND WEAVES .. YOUR A VERY INTELLIGENT PRIMATE, SCIENCE IZ A MUH FUKKAH!!

I can see that this thread is already too crowded for me.

Ya’ll had chlamydia runnin’ all up and down this shit yesterday now today—HERPES????

Uhn, uhn…honey, you guys can have this one. I really try to be selective of the company I keep!

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok errrybody.. get your spray cans up and ready .. aim.. 1 2 3 sprayyyyyyyy! and say herpes be gone, Glad i got my boo sxyq out the room and shes safe now and not infected.. (sticking out my long tongue at Herpes)LOL.

Hi Mockey Rockey!!!

Since I’ve entered this room, I’ve been itching for some strange reason. I think Ima need to raise up outta here.

Take care!!!!!!!!

Hi Anon!!!!

Bye Anon!!!

**1TruDiva has left this thread**

true diva if you gonna stay please cover your kids face up shes too pretty to around the likes of Herpes infectious behind!

Bye 1TruDiva!

Diva, you got me itching and a scratching and itching and scratching and every time i scratch i itch and everytime i itch i scratch.. hi diva!! bye diva!!!!

*peeks in…*

As I said earlier this morning, who is the greater media whore? Mariah or Beyonce?

I am beginning to think that Bossip is owned and operated by Beyonce and family. That way they can place a picture of themselves on at least one site a day (People magazine and Perez Hilton wouldn’t do that).

You guys just throw in some other celebrities to make the site look more authentic.

Yes, I think I am on to something here. That’s why the site’s name is Bossip, B for Beyonce and Gossip.

Yes, yes, I know you are going to deny it. What do other bossipers think.

1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals—BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ass BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

Hi Mockey Rockey!!!

Since I’ve entered this room, I’ve been itching for some strange reason. I think Ima need to raise up outta here.

Take care!!!!!!!!
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Alright then girlie…I’m going to keep taking my herbal medicine so my immune system stays up…I’m not going to let any disease keep me off of Beyonce

beyonce doesnt care if they make her light or dark,she just wants to make money,thats important to her

Seriously. A few of those pics are “Who’s that white lady?”

EVERYONE’S SKIN TONE CHANGES UP A BIT DEPENDING ON THE TIME OF YEAR. CLACK PEOPLE TAN AND BRIGHTEN UP JUST LIKE WHITE PEOPLE…

I AM LIGHT AS WELL, AND UNDER A CAMERA’S FLASH, I AM MUCH LIGHTER; WHICH WOULD BE THE SAME FOR ANYONE ELSE…

WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL?

Yall mofos quiet today.

GLOK9N

@ HERPES, KOTT DAMN!!! YOU JUST UGGGLY FOR NO APPARENT REASON …HUH? I LOVE YOUR CONFIDENCE AND THAT ALONE GIVES YOU BEAUTY….I LOVE A BIG CHICK BUT YOU, I RATHER BURY MY DICK IN TUB OF CRAZY GLUE! YUCK! AND I WILL NOT BE RESPONDING AFTER THIS IN FEAR OF YOU RUBBING YOUR GRUESOMENESS IN CYBER SPACE CUZ YOU MAY ATTRACT MORE OF YOUR KIND AND YOU KNEW JUST WHO I WAS TALKING TOO….APE WITH BLOND WEAVES .. YOUR A VERY INTELLIGENT PRIMATE, SCIENCE IZ A MUH FUKKAH!!

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@GLOK9N

Damn nigga, I aint never been disrespected like that. Let me tell you something, Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and he who beholds my beauty in his eye shall win a prize that is worth more than Gold, now you take that nigga, lol

TO ALL THE PEOPLE HATING ON ME!!! Y’ALL SUCK!

@ JAS I DONT KNOW ANY CLACK PPL THAT TAN IF THEY ARE ALREADY CLACK!!! NAH MEAN!

COME ON THE PETTYNESS IS SO BITCHASS–NESS!
SHE IS LIGHT SKIN! DAMN! SHE DOESN’T LOOK THAT MUCH DIFFERENT IN ANY OF THE PHOTOS. SHIT I LOOK LIGHTER I SOME OF MY PHOTOS FROM MY LICENSE TO THE CLUB PHOTO. AGAIN THE SELECTIVE “BEYONCE ATTACK” IS GETTING SO OLD. LEAVE THAT GIRL ALONE. MY GOODNESS….I HAVE SEEN RIHANNA, MARY ETC…LOOK DIFFERENT SHADES OF THEIR NATURAL HUE! SHE IS A LIGHT SKIN GIRL AND FOR REAL SHE IS LIGHTER THAN THE SECOND PHOTO…BUT DOES IT REALLY MATTER/ IT IS STILL HER! GEEEEESSSSEEE! I CANNOT BELIEVE SOME ONE HAS AN ENTIRE BLOG DEDICATED TO HATING ON BEY! WTF? GET A LIFE IT ISN’T THAT DAMN SERIOUS!
WE ARE A WACK SOCIETY….WE PRAISE “FRANKIE AND NEFFIE” BUT BASH BEYONCE’…CRABS IN A BARRELL!

aND FOR THE RECORD, i AINT NO gORILLA AND I AINT NO APE, I AM A PRETTY BLACK WOMAN THAT HAVE FEELINGS AND IT HURTS WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME NAMES FROM THE ZOO.

@GLOK9N

@ JAS I DONT KNOW ANY CLACK PPL THAT TAN IF THEY ARE ALREADY CLACK!!! NAH MEAN!

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I TAN NICCA

I smell reefer in my office setting…

Who praises Frankie and Neffe? Who?

Point em out!

oshie: let me work with you i need to smoke my stress level is high and thats the only thing that is going to calm me down

LOOK….not a huge b fan after all the janet comments and stuff…BUT! wow….what is it with this whole “white” thing? she looks MIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXED! CREOLES GENERALLY HAVE A YELLOWISH GOLDISH TONE…HELL MY EX WAS CREOLE AND HE WAS PRETTY LIGHT…NOTHING WRONG WITH IT…ALL THE PICS LOOK IN THE SAME RANGE TO ME….NOTHING WRONG WITH IT….STOP BEING SO INSECURE.

I watched the Old Man and the Storm Last Night on Frontline PBS. It was one of the most powerful and thought provoking documentaries I’ve seen about a family of Katrina survivors. They also discussed how the government and insurance companies failed the people during and after the Katrina Storm. False promise after false promise.

Mr. Gettridge who the story was about gave a brief history lesson on the creoles. June Cross the reporter who discovered this powerful and resilent family will be chattin’ washingtonpost at 11am today.

Man, I just don’t care

Yall mofos quiet today.
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I’ve break breaking down and rollin’ up, cleaning up and watching tv

its quiet cause Herpes done came up in here and infested the whole room. But on a serious note i did know a girl called itchy and she had a sista so we called her scratchy, but my boo sxyq got out safe so im alright.

@Oshie

Who praises Frankie and Neffe? Who?

Point em out!

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I DO I DO I DO

HERPES YOU DONT TAN , YOU CHARBOIL,BITCH YOU DONT NEED NO MORE SUN …..PLUS DONT YOU GET YOUR SHADE FROM SWING FROM VINE TO VINE ONCE THAT SUN SET YOUR DIRECTION …THAT WHAT I LEARN FROM THE NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC CHANNEL!!!

She looks pretty

ANON

its quiet cause Herpes done came up in here and infested the whole room. But on a serious note i did know a girl called itchy and she had a sista so we called her scratchy, but my boo sxyq got out safe so im alright.

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uH SOO WHAT YALL MOFO’S TRYNA SAY? THAT YALL DONT LIKE ME? THAT SUCKS! I BEEN NOTHING BUT NICE TO YALL. SURE I MAY CAUSE A LITTLE DISCOMFORT AND DISCOLORATION, I’M HERPES FOR CHRIST SAKE..

BlackLADYDoctor

I watched the Old Man and the Storm Last Night on Frontline PBS. It was one of the most powerful and thought provoking documentaries I’ve seen about a family of Katrina survivors. They also discussed how the government and insurance companies failed the people during and after the Katrina Storm. False promise after false promise.

Mr. Gettridge who the story was about gave a brief history lesson on the creoles. June Cross the reporter who discovered this powerful and resilent family will be chattin’ washingtonpost at 11am today.
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Tell me more about this Creole because sometimes I’m mistaken for it and I want to see if there is something I can take from it to use to my advantage

@ tx: I don’t smoke, but I will steal some from my husband and give it to you because I am a good friend like that LOL

@GLOK9N

HERPES YOU DONT TAN , YOU CHARBOIL,BITCH YOU DONT NEED NO MORE SUN …..PLUS DONT YOU GET YOUR SHADE FROM SWING FROM VINE TO VINE ONCE THAT SUN SET YOUR DIRECTION …THAT WHAT I LEARN FROM THE NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC CHANNEL!!!

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fOR YOUR OWN BUSINESS YOU ASS WIPE I DO TAN, I LIVE IN THE FUKIN SAHARA DESERT, LIKE RIGHT NEXT TO THE FUKIN EQUATOR. I GET A YEAR ROUND TAN FOR YA INFORMATION!!

Good old Wikipedia:

In the United States, the word “Creole” usually refers to people of any race or mixture thereof who are descended from settlers in colonial French Louisiana before it became part of the United States in 1803 with the Louisiana Purchase. Some writers from other parts of the country have mistakenly assumed the term to refer only to people of mixed racial descent, but this is not the traditional Louisiana usage. It is now accepted that Creoles form a broad cultural group of people of all races who share a French or Spanish background. Louisianans who identify themselves as “Creole” are most commonly from historically Francophone communities with some ancestors who came to Louisiana either directly from France or via the French colonies in the Caribbean. (Those descended from the Acadians of French Canada usually identify as Cajuns, rather than Creoles.) The term is also often used to mean simply “pertaining to New Orleans”. Louisiana’s Creole People (Creoles of Color) are of mixed (mainly) French, Spanish, African-American, and Native American heritage[1]

@ LOLA A

She looks pretty

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tHANK YOU DARLING, SOME OF YALL IN HERE ARE SO SWEET TO ME.

DAMN I LOOK GOOD!!!

herpes: what mirror are you looking at?

Oshie: thanks i need that… you have children?

SINCE YOU LIVE IN THE SAHARA DESERT I KNEW I WAS NOT THAT FAR OFF….BITCH YOU WERE BORN CHARRED BITCH,AND NOT ONE AFRICAN MALE WILL BE MARRYING YOU SO GET OVER IT AND WE WILL BE SEEING YOU ON 2/14/09 THATZ WHEN YOU GET TO MEET YOUR HUBAND HIV…..CAN THAT GORILLA TYPE AS WELL AS YOU?

HERPES YOU LOOK GOOD WHEN BEING CHASED AND HUNTED FOR GAME GORILLA GURL!

atx: I have a 14 mo. old girl. I think that’s gonna be it for me for a long time. You?

Well I’m going to lunch, I expect to see shit popping when I get back, no more of this lethargic posting.

GLOK9N

SINCE YOU LIVE IN THE SAHARA DESERT I KNEW I WAS NOT THAT FAR OFF….BITCH YOU WERE BORN CHARRED BITCH,AND NOT ONE AFRICAN MALE WILL BE MARRYING YOU SO GET OVER IT AND WE WILL BE SEEING YOU ON 2/14/09 THATZ WHEN YOU GET TO MEET YOUR HUBAND HIV…..CAN THAT GORILLA TYPE AS WELL AS YOU?

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First of all bruh, you don’t know me, and second my father is the Prince of Duclair, a villiage in Kenya and he would not be fond of you talking about his lil princess. My dad make so much money he can own you and this cheap ass Bossip site, I am not charred I am a dark skinned woman, and I bet I look better than ya momma and ya wife combined. and BTW, I do have a Husband and he is hung like a horse, better than you.

BRB

y everyone so quiet? R people actually “working?” DAMN.

@Oshie

See, that’s why U’re on my squad…

OK, so I can now claim to be French when asked if I’m mixed…yea…me like…French/British/American/ATLien(or Cajun/Creole)

@Mockrock.

Basically people who looked like herpes didn’t get the job despite their skills, especially when certain creole’s were in charge. You’ll need to watch the documentary for further details. You can youtube old man and the storm. The head of household was a master craftsmen of the 20th century. He left his mark on the architecture on the grand buildings downtown and in the French Quarter as well as in the neighborhoods in the N.O.

Man, I just don’t care

y everyone so quiet? R people actually “working?” DAMN.
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I’m working (housweork)…besides, everyone is waiting for Princess Z to enter…I know U are

THE POSTER FORMERLY KNOWN AS BROOKLY LYNN CHOCOLATE GYRL IS NOW A FULL-BLOWN TROLL! SHE IS THE HERPES CHARACTER.

Herpes you look like anybodys gorilla running loose , you know the one nobody wants to claim, sxyq lock the back gate we dont want no strange gorillas in our yard… familiar ones but not strange ones LOL! herpes you crazy!

@GLOK9N

HERPES YOU LOOK GOOD WHEN BEING CHASED AND HUNTED FOR GAME GORILLA GURL!

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I am cute and you know it

YOU NIGGRZ WANNA BE ANYTHING BUT BLACK HUH? LOL!

ANONYMOUS SAYS THE ONE WHO KEEPS IT MOVING IS ALSO ACTIVELY MAINTAINING TROLL STATUS!

NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING BLACK LIKE HERP BUT NOT SO DAMN UGLY AS HER!

@TRUTH SPREADED

THE POSTER FORMERLY KNOWN AS BROOKLY LYNN CHOCOLATE GYRL IS NOW A FULL-BLOWN TROLL! SHE IS THE HERPES CHARACTER.

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Bullshit, and Truth, didn’t I attack ya genitals last week, go get cured loser, lol

BlackLADYDoctor

@Mockrock.

Basically people who looked like herpes didn’t get the job despite their skills, especially when certain creole’s were in charge. You’ll need to watch the documentary for further details. You can youtube old man and the storm. The head of household was a master craftsmen of the 20th century. He left his mark on the architecture on the grand buildings downtown and in the French Quarter as well as in the neighborhoods in the N.O.
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Thankk U so much for the info Doc…hey would it be prejudice of me to only hire attractive people to my company???? Yea I know it would, but it’s my company right

THE HERPES PICTURE IS ACTUALLY BROOK LYNN CHOCOLATE’S HIGH SCHOOL YEAR BOOK PHOTO BEFORE SHE GOT WEAVED AND KNIFED UP!

@GLOK9N

NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING BLACK LIKE HERP BUT NOT SO DAMN UGLY AS HER!

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Nicca I aint UGLY Goddammit. Look at my gorgeous eyes dude, do u see anything remotely ugly within them?

I WAS GONNA EAT, TIL OL BLACK SHREK FUKKED MY APPITITE UP!

@ TRUTH SPREADED

THE HERPES PICTURE IS ACTUALLY BROOK LYNN CHOCOLATE’S HIGH SCHOOL YEAR BOOK PHOTO BEFORE SHE GOT WEAVED AND KNIFED UP!

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Lawdy is that you?

@GLOK9N

I WAS GONNA EAT, TIL OL BLACK SHREK FUKKED MY APPITITE UP!

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Wanna Eat me instead, I taste good

@ Truth Spreader

You shouldn’t talk about people while they not here. I am sure that Brook girl will not approve of you calling her KNIFED UP!.. Just a FYI

@ALL OF YALL

That shit is uncool to talk about that girl picture like that…it’s not her fault she didn’t havethe right “whatever” to pull it off…yall are extremely cruel…just like children…Herpes…get on out of here…nobody want your punk-ass disease

@truth spreaded…
THE POSTER FORMERLY KNOWN AS BROOKLY LYNN CHOCOLATE GYRL IS NOW A FULL-BLOWN TROLL! SHE IS THE HERPES CHARACTER.
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be quiet
and let herpes do its thang!

Why do colored people hate each other so much and call each other nig%ers, but when another race says the same thing it is deemed racism?

Please discuss….

Nice Nice – Ok now Brook, lets see if you can switch back to Brook Lynn and then back to Herpes without giving urself away!

Lol @imposter 101

qc704

@truth spreaded…
THE POSTER FORMERLY KNOWN AS BROOKLY LYNN CHOCOLATE GYRL IS NOW A FULL-BLOWN TROLL! SHE IS THE HERPES CHARACTER.
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be quiet
and let herpes do its thang!

@qc

Damn you look good. You better not eva catch me in your lifetime, promise?

oh this where the party @

@Imposter 101

Nice Nice – Ok now Brook, lets see if you can switch back to Brook Lynn and then back to Herpes without giving urself away!

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Why do yall insists I am that Brook lynn Chick, I am much smarter than her, as a matter of fact I am smarter than 90% of you Bossipers. Hahahaha

NAH MATILLA THAT WAS NOT ME…….AH SHIT OSHIE BREAK DOWN MY HERITAGE IN HERE!!!!

FYI…..mrs when people say cajun, they are refering to the whites, so just say creole…..

and i am just saying, because cajun/coonass is
actually a dis to black folk!!!

see yall i am being nice!!!

cajuns eat possum and raabbits and racoons and cowboy stew!!!

so mock say your creole not cajun

@snoop bloggy blog

oh this where the party @

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Yesssssss, c’mon big daddy and have a sit next to me, you good looking mutha fuker

@qc704

I have a cellphone pic of myself that I’m going to put on here…I wanted to tell U before I do it so that I can have a cellphone cameraface also

Beyonce is light skinned, so what they changed her color she is still a very beautiful young sister with IT going on.

@Profit of the Word

Why do colored people hate each other so much and call each other nig%ers, but when another race says the same thing it is deemed racism?

Please discuss….

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I agree, just look how these muth fukers treating me up on here, like a piece of shit.

@MockRock,

I wouldn’t say that you’re discriminating, because like you said it’s your company. Personally I would much rather hire the most competent individuals for my organization. Nothing worse than a bunch of attractive idiots ghost payrollin’ it.

Now there is a dilemma: Ugly Ghost Employee vs. Attractive Ghost Employee? Hmmm beauty is in the ocho of the beholder.

x

@Mock Rock Star is taking over

@ALL OF YALL

That shit is uncool to talk about that girl picture like that…it’s not her fault she didn’t havethe right “whatever” to pull it off…yall are extremely cruel…just like children…Herpes…get on out of here…nobody want your punk-ass disease
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Yo why you gotta play a sista? cuz I aint all high yella like you? I still look better than you tho….

@ herpes i’m cool on you ma

@BlackLADYDoctor

@MockRock,

I wouldn’t say that you’re discriminating, because like you said it’s your company. Personally I would much rather hire the most competent individuals for my organization. Nothing worse than a bunch of attractive idiots ghost payrollin’ it.

Now there is a dilemma: Ugly Ghost Employee vs. Attractive Ghost Employee? Hmmm beauty is in the ocho of the beholder.

x

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I guess I fit in the Attractive Ghost employee, am I hired?

HERPES YOU ARE RIGHT…..WE SHOULD NOT TREAT YOU LIKE SOMETHING WE SHIT OUT AFTER EATING A BAG OF OREO COOKIES, EVEN IF YOU DO LOOK LIKE IT !!!

@snoop bloggy blog

@ herpes i’m cool on you ma
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Oh oh I get it, so what I gotta look like Beyonce or qc704 or sxy q or one of them skinny bitches for you to holla at a sista?

@GLOK9N

HERPES YOU ARE RIGHT…..WE SHOULD NOT TREAT YOU LIKE SOMETHING WE SHIT OUT AFTER EATING A BAG OF OREO COOKIES, EVEN IF YOU DO LOOK LIKE IT !!!

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You know what I am tires of ya mouth man, won’t u show yaself, lets see what you look like, wont u do a close up like me.. yea cuz you know I look better than you punk

GLOK9N

HERPES YOU ARE RIGHT…..WE SHOULD NOT TREAT YOU LIKE SOMETHING WE SHIT OUT AFTER EATING A BAG OF OREO COOKIES, EVEN IF YOU DO LOOK LIKE IT !!!
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why such a derogatory description for a normal photo of aan african women? Not light enought for you? Hair not :good” enough? Nose not straight enough? The white man has completely brainwashed nigggas like you

LISTEN I WOULD EVEN ENTERTAIN YOUR HIDEOUS ASS WITH MY FLIK DIPSHIT!

Anon.. i agree to the concerned person just dont call black folks ni**ers, you know why we can do it but not you dont play dumb.. because you whites have done it over the years with racial hatred and black folks have lost lives behind your hatred of us beautiful black folks. We use the word like my dawg but you people have hate in your heart for blacks when you use it1

@Oshie

$40 dollars a litter for some Irish whiskey means it’s pretty good right???

Oh who cares….

@Anon

GLOK9N

HERPES YOU ARE RIGHT…..WE SHOULD NOT TREAT YOU LIKE SOMETHING WE SHIT OUT AFTER EATING A BAG OF OREO COOKIES, EVEN IF YOU DO LOOK LIKE IT !!!
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why such a derogatory description for a normal photo of aan african women? Not light enought for you? Hair not :good” enough? Nose not straight enough? The white man has completely brainwashed nigggas like you

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Co-sign, but its all good, as long as guys like you and snoop bloggy blog and Man find me attractive I really could care less what glonkFag thinks about my beautiful features.

AFRICA DOES HAVE SOME GORGEOUS WOMEN ,BUT YOUR AN AFRICAN APE SO YOU DONT COUNT, AS FAR YOU LOOKING AT ME AS BRAINWASHHED …WHOZ THE DUMB APE LOOKING HOE WITH THE BLOND WEAVE? IZ THE THE HAIR OF A LION!?

@ herpes….something like that, your just not my cup of kool aide

jmuhahahahahhahahahaahha you can run herpes but you cant hide!!!!!! muhahahahahahahahahaa i will give everyone temporary relief!!!!! muhahahahahahaha

TRUTH SPREADED AND WHAT STATUS OF A TROLL ARE YOU ON ?

@ Glok9

Your name alone lets us know that you are just a project nigga

@ANON! DONT EDUCATE WITH YOUR BULLSHIT REALLY ANYBODY WHO KNOWS ME KNOW I LOVE CHOCALATE SO FUK OFF!

@Herpes, if you can pass a drop your hired. We’re looking for cannibus, crack, heroin, meth and Thunderbird Ripple in the system.

oohhh that Herpes gravie is wrong as hell

@ANON BITCH YOU THE SAME LAME WHORE WHE WAS RIDING THE BITCH HALLY RIGHT WELL IM BACK BITCH YOU KNOW YOU ON SOME POSITIVELY BLACK SHIT NIGGR PLZ! PROJECT ..ME NAH HOE YOU KNOW IM GETTING GWAP THIS RECESSION IZ DOING NOTHING TO MY POCKETS YA BROKE CUNT! GO FUK YOUR APE FRIEND AND STAY OFF MY DICK !

GLOK9N

@ANON BITCH YOU THE SAME LAME WHORE WHE WAS RIDING THE BITCH HALLY RIGHT WELL IM BACK BITCH YOU KNOW YOU ON SOME POSITIVELY BLACK SHIT NIGGR PLZ! PROJECT ..ME NAH HOE YOU KNOW IM GETTING GWAP THIS RECESSION IZ DOING NOTHING TO MY POCKETS YA BROKE CUNT! GO FUK YOUR APE FRIEND AND STAY OFF MY DICK !
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Yup just like I thought…project nigga with NO communication skills

And on that note I’m out…

Hey Bossip give me a shout out on one of your threads like U used to do Nikki Underwood (hello darling Nikki)…it could be a fly in/out the closet celeb or just a fly Rock Star

What’s up Mock Rock Star?

@GLOK9N

AFRICA DOES HAVE SOME GORGEOUS WOMEN ,BUT YOUR AN AFRICAN APE SO YOU DONT COUNT, AS FAR YOU LOOKING AT ME AS BRAINWASHHED …WHOZ THE DUMB APE LOOKING HOE WITH THE BLOND WEAVE? IZ THE THE HAIR OF A LION!?

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First of all, it is TRADITION in my Village of Kenya to wear blonde hair when I elope wit my Husband who by the way resemble Denzel Washigton, can’t say the same for you dumb ass..

@BlackLADYDoctor

@Herpes, if you can pass a drop your hired. We’re looking for cannibus, crack, heroin, meth and Thunderbird Ripple in the system.

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Oh well Dr count me out! cuz I aint on none of that shit except Valtrex.

@ Glok9n-how the hell are ya??? Its been a while. Happy ’09!

@GLOK9N

@ANON BITCH YOU THE SAME LAME WHORE WHE WAS RIDING THE BITCH HALLY RIGHT WELL IM BACK BITCH YOU KNOW YOU ON SOME POSITIVELY BLACK SHIT NIGGR PLZ! PROJECT ..ME NAH HOE YOU KNOW IM GETTING GWAP THIS RECESSION IZ DOING NOTHING TO MY POCKETS YA BROKE CUNT! GO FUK YOUR APE FRIEND AND STAY OFF MY DICK !

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Nigga for the last time, I aint no ape, Do I look like a ape to any of you???

ANON GO WASH YOUR SWEATY CUNT! I SEE YOU MISS ME BITCH! LOL! AND I DO HANG OUT IN THE PJZ TO DISCOVER BUM HOES LIKE YOU AND TAKE SHOPPING SO YOU CAN ATLEAST LOOK HIP AND DECENT…PLUS YOUR AZZ THINK SINCE YOU JUST GOT OUT THE PROJECTZ OR SECTION 8 YOU CAN POP SHIT …BOY BITCHES LOVE TO POINT THE FINGER!

@snoop bloggy blog

@ herpes….something like that, your just not my cup of kool aide
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Damn dogg, that was cold as Ice.. So what I gotta do for you to want me? tell me please..

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

@ Glok9n-how the hell are ya??? Its been a while. Happy ‘09!
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Errthing is ok..just tryin to get out of the projects into Section 8 housing…no want I mean? I’m on my hustle today!!!

Herpes (At Least 90% of you had me atleast once)

@GLOK9N

@ANON BITCH YOU THE SAME LAME WHORE WHE WAS RIDING THE BITCH HALLY RIGHT WELL IM BACK BITCH YOU KNOW YOU ON SOME POSITIVELY BLACK SHIT NIGGR PLZ! PROJECT ..ME NAH HOE YOU KNOW IM GETTING GWAP THIS RECESSION IZ DOING NOTHING TO MY POCKETS YA BROKE CUNT! GO FUK YOUR APE FRIEND AND STAY OFF MY DICK !

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Nigga for the last time, I aint no ape, Do I look like a ape to any of you???

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U look like the type of bitch who could kick my ass, so I would have to pick up a bottle, pipe, 2×4….

@Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)

oohhh that Herpes gravie is wrong as hell
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What? Bitch you don’t know me, I am from Africa I would straight camoosafie ya high yellow ass..

@VEE! WHATZ UP BABY HAPPY O9 RIGHT BACK AND IM BACK SO TELL THE CRU ….VEE I THOUGHT WHILE I WAS GONE YOU GUYZ WOULD HOLD DOWN THE FORT AND NOT LET APES AND MONKEYS IN ..NOW FOR ANON SHE ALWAYZ BEEN BOSSIPS LIL MONKEY SO SHE GETZ A PASS!

Wow son lil boo Z a dime piece. Where you stay?

Damn dogg, that was cold as Ice.. So what I gotta do for you to want me? tell me please..

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you can suck my homie dick

IZ A REAL GHETTO PROJECT AZZ NIGGA YUK YUK

@snoop bloggy blog

Damn dogg, that was cold as Ice.. So what I gotta do for you to want me? tell me please..

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you can suck my homie dick

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Now why would I want to do that… I am a LADY….

@Profit

who are you? I get no formal introduction?

@ZEE! HEY SUGAR LONG TIME! YOU NEED A FIRETORCH, OR A BAZZKA TO KILL THE KIND OF BEAST A PIPE BOTTLE 2X4 THE KIND OF CREATURE EATZ THAT FOR BREAKFAST!

I am more concerned about Beyonces abuse of the weave to mainstream her look rather than what ad execs decide to do with her photo. And if any of you have ever seen Beyonce in person she is quite light. I saw her when she was with the original memebers of DC and she was hella yella. God bless her though.

I HAVE A COMPLAINT. YOU BITCHES ARE USING YOUR PERSONAL E-MAILS WHILE BLOGGING TO TALK WITH EACH OTHER BEHIND EVERYONES BACK! WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THAT? HOW CAN I VALUE MY JOB AS A TROLL WHEN YU DO ME LIKE THAT!!

Topic?

To address the question, “Why other races CANNOT use the N-word (without consequences and reprecussions) but Black people sometimes use it among themselves (which is’nt good either). Other than the fact that the term coming from another race when used is meant to be disrespectful and derogatory, it’s like family, you can talk about members of your family, but no one else can talk about your family. Do you understand now? Now, if you are so inclined to go out there and call a Black person the N-word, go on, but when they bust your head open or worse ……. you have been schooled.

@GLOK9N

@VEE! WHATZ UP BABY HAPPY O9 RIGHT BACK AND IM BACK SO TELL THE CRU ….VEE I THOUGHT WHILE I WAS GONE YOU GUYZ WOULD HOLD DOWN THE FORT AND NOT LET APES AND MONKEYS IN ..NOW FOR ANON SHE ALWAYZ BEEN BOSSIPS LIL MONKEY SO SHE GETZ A PASS!

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fOR THE LAST FUKIN TIME MAN, I AINT NO APE, DON’T NONE OF THESE BOSSIP BITCHES LOOK BETTER THAN ME. IN AFRICA THEY BOW DOWN TO ME, CAN ANYONE IN THE U.S SAY THE SAME ABOUT YOU?

Wow it is hostile up in here. Funny how the Beyonce thread always makes people mad about something lol

@ Glok9n-for some reason I cant see gravies so when y’all talk about folks’ pics I can’t relate.
But with all this drama I’m glad I can’t see ‘em.

lmao. Whats good Glok9!!! I left Harlem son. its overrrr nowwwww

@Lauren

Topic?

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HERPES

Anon

I HAVE A COMPLAINT. YOU BITCHES ARE USING YOUR PERSONAL E-MAILS WHILE BLOGGING TO TALK WITH EACH OTHER BEHIND EVERYONES BACK! WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THAT? HOW CAN I VALUE MY JOB AS A TROLL WHEN YU DO ME LIKE THAT!!
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awww do you want to be in the loop?

@ANON
“I HAVE A COMPLAINT. YOU BITCHES ARE USING YOUR PERSONAL E-MAILS WHILE BLOGGING TO TALK WITH EACH OTHER BEHIND EVERYONES BACK! WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THAT? HOW CAN I VALUE MY JOB AS A TROLL WHEN YU DO ME LIKE THAT!!”
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You just made the “Blogging All-Stars” dawg.

vee check your email!!!

nevertheless beautiful

YOU CAN IMPERSONATE ME ALL YOU WANT, IT JUST PROVES YOU ON MY DILSNIK!!! LOL!

Going to the Libary
peace out
Every one

hey z!!!

has anyone typed to Joey B?

Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)

Anon

I HAVE A COMPLAINT. YOU BITCHES ARE USING YOUR PERSONAL E-MAILS WHILE BLOGGING TO TALK WITH EACH OTHER BEHIND EVERYONES BACK! WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THAT? HOW CAN I VALUE MY JOB AS A TROLL WHEN YU DO ME LIKE THAT!!
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awww do you want to be in the loop?
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Nope Z, I am a troll and I gladly accept my role. I just think that it is worse the impostering because you are saying things behind a persons back to your friend on e-mail at the same time you are talking to that person on Bossip. There is something really wrong about that..isnt there?

@ Penicillin-will do…sometimes I can get on AOL sometimes I can’t. I may have to wait till later but now you got me curious…

PENICILLIAN MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

vee check your email!!!
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see what I mean??

@ mock star yeah Bossip is blocking me
@ Lauren Hey girl

@Everyone

umm someone email http://www.herpesistheshit.org

Library** sorry

I think Society would be better off without the “institution of marriage.”

Also, universal health care should be implemented.

A flat tax.

Marijuana should be made legal. (and taxed exorbiantly)

DNA test standard for all child births.

All guns should be illegal…

Z, I am a spreader of the truth. Need I say more boo?

Oh how I get a picture of my grill up?

@ atxchick….wassup my bossip baby

Anyone who has ever picked up a camera knows that you can get different effect depending on the lighting. this is stupid…

Hey Z! What’s good? Its rather argumentative up in here today
Wow.

@AKEYS_Stan

Going to the Libary
peace out
Every one

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NERD!

*JUST CHECKING*

Are we still talking about herpes in here?

I assume we all unemployed, right?

Anyone who has ever picked up a camera knows that you can get different effect depending on the lighting. this is stupid…

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really, i never knew that

muahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!

@man i just dont care…

marijuana should not be taxed exorbiantly…are you crazy man i just dont care???

whats up ATX and Vee

Everyone is always arguing. Don’t take it to heart. Herpes is just messin around

I think Society would be better off without the “institution of marriage.”

Also, universal health care should be implemented.

A flat tax.

Marijuana should be made legal. (and taxed exorbiantly)

DNA test standard for all child births.

All guns should be illegal
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and to add to that list they should legalize prostitution, that would creat millions of jobs….lmao

STOP!

When will you… WOMEN learn that in the FASHION INDUSTRY – your tattoos will be COVERED!

As someone who has worked at both Revlon AND L’Oreal I can tell you for a fact – THEY DON’T PLAY THAT GHETTO SHIT!!!

When you sign that contract on the dotted line – you abide by THEIR RULES – Not yours.

Do you REALLY think L’Oreal cares about her wedded tatts to Jay-Z? HELL NO!

Y’all forget how L’Oreal dropped Jennifer Lopez witht he quickness when she got caught up with Puffy and that whole gun incident.

When will y’all realize that not EVERYBODY is going to put up with all them tattoos.

You see my Gravatar of DENISE VASI? I was watching ALL MY CHILDREN yesterday and they covered her Cat Tattoo on her back. She had on a strapless dress and you could CLEARLY see the makeup they used to cover her tattoo up.

This is a BUSINESS people – not a Hip-Hop Fashion show for Urban Wear & Makeup!

Okay!

I saw 2 dykes in the park smokin pot and making out on my lunch break. Just thought I’d share.

@CHARLIE BLANKO
“marijuana should not be taxed exorbiantly…are you crazy man i just dont care???”
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Yeah, dawg. It will lower your taxes on the back end and pay for health care.

You know them weed heads goin pay it anyway.

@Profit

I am. Wanna take care of me?

snoop: oh nothing at all just waiting to end my day here at hell (work)

Oh shit! The po po is here!

@SNOOP BLOG
“I think Society would be better off without the “institution of marriage.”

Also, universal health care should be implemented.

A flat tax.

Marijuana should be made legal. (and taxed exorbiantly)

DNA test standard for all child births.

All guns should be illegal
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and to add to that list they should legalize prostitution, that would creat millions of jobs….lmao”
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Shit bruh, that’s a damn good one. How could I forget that.

@ Anon-folks might be talking -ish via their personal emails but I’m not.
For some of us Bossip is just a way to meet: we form real friendships offline.
And there’s FAR more important sh– to discuss in life than the folks on here–that we dont even KNOW. Who cares if people bs on here?
This is a GOSSIP SITE. Its not that deep and all u know is what someone tells u anyway. Whether its true or not is a diff story.

@OSHIE
“I saw 2 dykes in the park smokin pot and making out on my lunch break. Just thought I’d share.”
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Were they hot?

GO FUK YOUR SELF, ANON IZZA GUTTER RAT! YOUR A NON HAVING SHIT IN LIFE BITCH!!! ALL YOUR EXPENSIVE IS LOWBUDGET SHIT YOU STINK FUKKAH!

“Prostitution” is legal. And rampant.

Bwahaha!

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

@ Anon-folks might be talking -ish via their personal emails but I’m not.
For some of us Bossip is just a way to meet: we form real friendships offline.
And there’s FAR more important sh– to discuss in life than the folks on here–that we dont even KNOW. Who cares if people bs on here?
This is a GOSSIP SITE. Its not that deep and all u know is what someone tells u anyway. Whether its true or not is a diff story.
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if you say yu are not I believe you…my bad

“I saw 2 dykes in the park smokin pot and making out on my lunch break. Just thought I’d share.”
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no that’s a lunch break

Man, I just don’t care

@OSHIE
“I saw 2 dykes in the park smokin pot and making out on my lunch break. Just thought I’d share.”
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Were they hot?
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One was (conservatively dressed older blonde white lady), the other was not (bulldyke with a crew cut and work boots). It was fun to watch though.

typo* now

One was (conservatively dressed older blonde white lady), the other was not (bulldyke with a crew cut and work boots). It was fun to watch though.

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did it turn you on oshie

ahhhhhhhhhhhh ohmigod ohmigod

its daywalkerrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Oh, and YES, lighting DOES cause certain effects and the brighter the light – the brighter your ass is going to look – hence you look more lightskinned than usual.

Like, DUH!

Good Afternoon!!!

@Z, Vee, Sxy Q, Osh

I emailed yall some flicks from my last couple of parties… Check it out..

@ Anon-who cares if folks talk about u anyway?!? F— ‘em!!!
Hey MiZZBlaze-dont u like how I changed your name. LOL
I see you dropping knowledge as usual.
Wow-I’m glad Snoop & Man aren’t congressmen-LOL
@Z-Yes I see the drama is constant on bossip. Still, I’m concerned that folks get so INVESTED in what’s said on a gossip site. WTF???
@ Oshie-did u say Bulldyke? LOL. My Moms used to call ‘em Bulldaggers. Who makes up these words??

@man
“all guns should be illegal”
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noooooooooooooooooo
i held a .45 for the first
time yesterday…guns r a beautiful thing
when placed in good hands

I saw it brooke. I emailed u back

@VEE! YOU AINT MISSING NOTHING AT THE GRAVIES SIS WE TALKING TO ANON THE NON WASHING HER COOHIE BITCH AND HER APE FACE FRIEND HERPES WHO WEARING THE HAIR OF A LION SHE SKIN AFTER GUTTING ANG EATING ITS AZZ! AND VEE YOU LOKING JUST A SMASHING AS EVER LOVE!

LOL @ Anon,

That song was the shit way back when

Stop hating. You all no you would do what ever it takes to bring in the millions. Regardless if her face is light or dark you still know she is Bey.

@ Glok9n-Oh my! LOL-well thank you. Its nice to see you on here though its a shame u & Anon aint getting along:-(
There are a few popular males on bossip that we girls like to talk -ish with:
-you
-Man
-Redd Tony
-Snoop
-Hannibal
-Dapro
-a few others I forgot (cuz I cant see the damn gravies)!
Wassup Brook Lynn-nice pics!!!!

what up brook now this party can get started

@ Z – Nice pic in your gravie. how old are you anyway 17? 18?

hmmm my complexion is a different shade in every single pic of myself on myspace. oh well.

Good afternoon Ladies!

BITCH YOU ARE AT WORK IM RICH HOE STILL FRESH TO DEATH MY MONEY IS IN BIWI MONEY NOTHING IN AMERICAN EXCEPT RENT I RECIEVE FROM MY UNITS HA! YOU FUNNY FOR THAT FIRST OF THE MONTH SHIT THOUGH I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE ON WELFARE …YOU DO AND NOW YOU JUST BREAKING THE CYCLE HO ..LOOK DONT GET TO FLY BITCH THE HAVE MORE JOB CUTZ COMING THIS YEAR AND NO MORE FREE PC TIME FOR YOU… BROKE BITCHES LIKE YOU MAKES ME HOLLA !

whats up qc and vee and brooke and man

@Anon

you don’t even know the extent to which u have flattered me. PPl usually guess i am in my last twenties. Anyway, I am 23.

THAT WAS FOR ANON THE BROKE HO!

@ QC-What? You were holding a ’45?? Whoa Momma…

snoop bloggy blog

One was (conservatively dressed older blonde white lady), the other was not (bulldyke with a crew cut and work boots). It was fun to watch though.

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did it turn you on oshie
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No, but it did make me want to go home and smoke pot.

GLOK9N

BITCH YOU ARE AT WORK IM RICH HOE STILL FRESH TO DEATH
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shit errbody in the projects is fresh to death…aint nobody employed! LOL

@oh lawdy

where is the poo stirrer.
wheres ur gravie.

i dont trust you
smh
prove urself!!!

i am so bored

@vee

it wasnt loaded
I PROMISE!!!
it was silver and shiny and heavier than i expected.
…i had supervision gahhhh

Hey Hey Hey

Z Vee ATX qc704 Man Lawdy or Shit Osh Lauren snoop etc…

I like totally missed you bastards!!!

ok is this better its me yall damn

@VEE I NEVER GET ALONG WITH JEALOUS BROKE BITCHES LIKE ANON SHE FEELING HER SELF CUZ SHE THE ONLY HO FAMILY BRINGING IN MINIMUM WAGES RIGHT NOW ANON WHO PENIS ARE GONNA SUCK TO KEEP GETTING THEM PAPERS YOU BITCH!?

One was (conservatively dressed older blonde white lady), the other was not (bulldyke with a crew cut and work boots). It was fun to watch though.

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See, only people who come close to that Hollywood lesbian type is myself and whatever chick I had on my arm

@ Vee

Thanks Oh an Z, I don”t have a email from you in my inbox..

Whats the topic?

@brook
I NEED YOU TO BE YOU
FOR THE REST OF THE DAY,or until 5pm
k thx

@oh lawdy
yes thats better

Z, I’m afraid to chew gum now!!!

@ Anon-u took me back with that song!
Hey Lauren, Oh Lawdy, ATX…okay so let’s change the subject up in here…spice things up.
Anybody got any ideas????

No, but it did make me want to go home and smoke pot.
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It made U think about me didn’t it (takes puff of the L)

GLOK9N

@VEE I NEVER GET ALONG WITH JEALOUS BROKE BITCHES LIKE ANON SHE FEELING HER SELF CUZ SHE THE ONLY HO FAMILY BRINGING IN MINIMUM WAGES RIGHT NOW ANON WHO PENIS ARE GONNA SUCK TO KEEP GETTING THEM PAPERS YOU BITCH!?
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I do not exist in your ghetto world … you look stupid talking to a person who does not exist! Move back down to your league and talk to Oshie. Conversation over!!

five…. five dollar five dollar foot long

@ Glok9

I am a man with a dick longer than your left leg…

ANON PPL YOU BLOG AND ARE FRIENDS WITH STILL HAVE FAMILIES IN THE PJ’ S AND IM SURE YOU ARE OFFENDING THEM ,PLUS YOU NOT IN MY CLASS YOU ARE A TROLL AND A NASTY STINK BITCH WHO BEEN TRYING TO HOLLA FOR A LONG TIME,LOOK IM NOT INTERESTED IN DATING A BITCH I HAVE HOOK UP AND START FROM SCRATCH TO DATE!

@ “Anon”: I do not exist in your ghetto world … you look stupid talking to a person who does not exist! Move back down to your league and talk to Oshie. Conversation over!!
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Whatever. You have to be on my exclusive VIP list to talk to me. This is Grade A top of the line association right here.

@ QC-ok, I feel better knowing you had supervision with the .45. I was worried for a sec.
@ Snoop-LOL, can we assume you want to have Subway for lunch??
@ Brooke-LOL. You ‘like totally missed us huh?’
@ Anon-one word: WOW.

Anon

@ Glok9

I am a man with a dick longer than your left leg…
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There’s way more to life than what’s in berween your legs…shoot higher next time

Anybody got any ideas????
———————————
confess onething your ashamed of you did in 2008

i’ll go first….. i dated this girl on the side for 6 months and when she insisted on coming to my house i dumped her( i even told her i love her)

@Z

@vee

Anybody got any ideas????
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Yes I do, lets talk about anal..

Back from my meeting with massa….

wut’s the topic?

@ snoop: confess onething your ashamed of you did in 2008
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One time I dropped my Butterfinger and it smashed into a million pieces. But I ate it anyway.

!@ANONDAWG ARE YOU ADMITTING THAT YOUR A MAN ????? WHEN YOU BEEN BLOOGING AND ACTING BITCH LIKE YOO NIGGR GET OFF MY DICK NIGGR, IF I KNEW YOU WERE A DUDE I WOULD HAVE CUT THIS SHIT SHORT LONG TIME YOU BITCH NIGGR!!! I HATE BICKERING WITH BYTCH NIGGRZ THATZ SO FAGGEDY TO ME MANG!

@vee

i feel like ur my auntie.
and that if i dont tell u the truth
ur gonna snitch to my mama.smh

LOLZ

@z I know you aint all up in here flirting, Im telling Hot sauce on you girly!

I don’t want to talk about anal. That subject is shitty. LOL

@SNOOP
“confess onething your ashamed of you did in 2008

i’ll go first….. i dated this girl on the side for 6 months and when she insisted on coming to my house i dumped her( i even told her i love her)”
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Why are you ashamed of this?

I stole from the elderly and handicapped. And I made them feel bad about not giving me more. I think I felt this thing called “guilt” for the first time.

I quickly shook it off…

I wanna talk about Makeup where is Z

@ ANON MY LAST BLOGG TO YOU FAG FUK BOI, I DONT DO DICK SIZE DISCUSSIONS WITH OTHER MEN THATZ CLASSIFIED AS A FAG MOVE ….I THOUGHT YOU WERE A CHICK YOU SOUND LIKE A CHICK BITCH NIGGR!

I don’t want to talk about anal. That subject is shitty. LOL
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LOL.

@ Man: Shit I do that every day. I work at a law firm.

I stole from the elderly and handicapped. And I made them feel bad about not giving me more. I think I felt this thing called “guilt” for the first time.

I quickly shook it off…

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i’m dead

Just tryin to help! if you like to lick the coochie then I am out of line….I apologize.
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**gasp**

@ snoop: confess onething your ashamed of you did in 2008
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Well last year, I must confess that I took a number from my homegirl ex fiance at a club. Damn he looked good. But it didnt go that far..

i am here.

GLOK9N

@ ANON MY LAST BLOGG TO YOU FAG FUK BOI, I DONT DO DICK SIZE DISCUSSIONS WITH OTHER MEN THATZ CLASSIFIED AS A FAG MOVE ….I THOUGHT YOU WERE A CHICK YOU SOUND LIKE A CHICK BITCH NIGGR!
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inhale dickdust bitch ass nigga

@OSHIE
“Shit I do that every day. I work at a law firm.”
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NOT AS GOOD AS ME, I WORKED AT A BANK!!! LOL.

People, “trusted” me and shit. It was hilarious. Then, after I “robbed them with a smile” they would want to introduce me to their daughters. LOL.

@ brook….i take it you enjoy anal and make-up…lol

don’t chew gum OSh.

yeS sAUCE?

I will send it again Brooke.

@ Everyone

Everyone list ya Hollywood/famous Crush. Mines are

Beyonce
Ginuwine

ANON PPL CAN READ SON I NEVER SAID NOTHING TO YOU YOU HOP ON MY DICK LIKE SOME GROUPIE CHICK DONT TRY TO TWIST SHIT YOU JUST EXPOSED YOUR SELF HOMO!

I only enjoy Anal if the Guy knows how to Do it Right.

But Makeup, Thats my fetish

@anon
Just tryin to help! if you like to lick the coochie then I am out of line….I apologize.
——————
nigga byeeeeee

ATX
if ur still in here..
i need my tool back

Well last year, I must confess that I took a number from my homegirl ex fiance at a club. Damn he looked good. But it didnt go that far..

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you whore you…..j/k

Everyone list ya Hollywood/famous Crush. Mines are

Ashanti
Cassie
Sanaa
Kim K (and her whole family)
Michelle Obama (she would get a facial)
Megan Fox

@ Z

I recently went to Ricky’s and bought some real mink eyelashes, do u think they will look nice? I am a lil afraid to wear dead animals on my eyes

@ VEE HEY SEXY WHERE THE CLIQUE AT!?

@mock
stay in a child’s place when grown people speak
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amen.

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyl (I blamed it on the Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Alcohol)

I wanna talk about Makeup where is Z
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Excuse me Ms. Lady, but I do know about make up…What U know about “The Quickie Chronicles” from Sephora

@QC704

did you get to shoot the gun? I like em too but too many ignant niggas wind up gettin their hands on em.

@snoop

Well last year, I must confess that I took a number from my homegirl ex fiance at a club. Damn he looked good. But it didnt go that far..

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you whore you…..j/k

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Ok ok, so we went out and I went back to his place and we fooled around wit cullingus a bit but I swear that was it. I dont feel bad they were only together 5 yrs, am I a Cunt?

@Brook

try it. But it prolly heavier than regular fake lashes, so use a weave glue to keep them on.

@brook
ur jus tryna
make a lite skinned baby wit
“good” gelled up hair.
smh,,ginuwine…lolz

#1-Ok! Eureka! Light bulb moment! My biggest regret is NOT sticking this older married-dude at my job for his paper. I really should have cleaned his lyin’ ass out: but I’m too afraid of Karma.
#2-My 2nd biggest regret is not putting my sorry ass ex out of my house sooner than I did.
#3-As for anal-ummmmm NO! Ni–as think cuz u got a phat ass you’re immune to pain. Ummmmmm NO Boo-Boo.

Why Beyonce’s teeth look a little bugs bunnyish?

Why i don’t understand how L’oreal could give a hair deal to someone who wear’s wigs?

Why that’s makes as much sense as someone telling Superhead her throat is SUPPOSE to go all the way down to her small intestine?

Why I don’t know any black folk that use L’oreal anyway?

@Man, I just don’t care

Everyone list ya Hollywood/famous Crush. Mines are

Ashanti
Cassie
Sanaa
Kim K (and her whole family)
Michelle Obama (she would get a facial)
Megan Fox

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Uh where are the dudes? know it gotta be 1 dude u think is hot in Hollywood

@BROOKE
“Ok ok, so we went out and I went back to his place and we fooled around wit cullingus a bit but I swear that was it. I dont feel bad they were only together 5 yrs, am I a Cunt?”
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Nope. Now if it would of been 5 and a half years. I don’t think I could’ve spoken to you again.

BROOK LYNN YOU THAT BACKDOOR ACTION HUH? MY DICK WOULD GET STUCK IF I TAPP THAT MUH FUKKA!

LOL @ Brooke transitioning so smoothly from anal to makeup.

@ Vee: It didn’t drop on the ground like that, it was still in the wrapper!

What can I say, I lead a perfectly shame free lifestyle

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyl (I blamed it on the Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Alcohol)

@snoop

Well last year, I must confess that I took a number from my homegirl ex fiance at a club. Damn he looked good. But it didnt go that far..

_______________________________________________

you whore you…..j/k

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Ok ok, so we went out and I went back to his place and we fooled around wit cullingus a bit but I swear that was it. I dont feel bad they were only together 5 yrs, am I a Cunt?

_____________________________________________

Serious Note: My respect went down for you a bit.

Beyonce looks Beautiful!!

At least she doesn’t bleach her skin like Rihanna.

@qc704

@brook
ur jus tryna
make a lite skinned baby wit
“good” gelled up hair.
smh,,ginuwine…lolz

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Too late, I already have a lil lightskinned baby wit geled up hair, lol

@BROOKE
“Uh where are the dudes? know it gotta be 1 dude u think is hot in Hollywood”
______________________________________________________________

Nare nigga on my list. You need to get outta New York boo. LOL.

@ Z

No Way, It was an “EX”. But I would never do that to you, promise (crossing fingers behind my back) lol

Everyone list ya Hollywood/famous Crush. Mines are

Ashanti
Cassie
Sanaa
Kim K (and her whole family)
Michelle Obama (she would get a facial)
Megan Fox

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deelishis (doggystyle)
kim kardashian ( facial)
rosario dawson (blow job)
michelle obama (no condom)
brook (anal)

GLOK9N

BROOK LYNN YOU THAT BACKDOOR ACTION HUH? MY DICK WOULD GET STUCK IF I TAPP THAT MUH FUKKA!

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Uhh so your either saying you have a monster or I have a hole the size of a baby. which one is it? lol

@ Glok9n-I dont know where the (old) posse is Babe. So join the convo: what’s your biggest regret of 2008?
And what celebrity chicks get you hot??? Inquiring minds wanna know…
As for me, Hollywood peeps don’t get me hot but there are a couple of athletes that I am SO WILLING to jump-in public. I’ll take the case, fight the charges…
-Chris Paul
-LeBron James
-D Wade
-Donovan McNabb
-Ray Lewis
-Kurt Warner

snoop bloggy blog

Everyone list ya Hollywood/famous Crush. Mines are

Ashanti
Cassie
Sanaa
Kim K (and her whole family)
Michelle Obama (she would get a facial)
Megan Fox

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deelishis (doggystyle)
kim kardashian ( facial)
rosario dawson (blow job)
michelle obama (no condom)
brook (anal)

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Wow!!! I made the list? well I am sort of a lil celeb here in the Big Apple.. At least I think so

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mock
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LOL @ Man busting a nut in the 1st lady’s face. So wrong…. so wrong…

My “hollywood crushes” are:

1. Megan Fox
2. George Clooney
3. Ryan Reynolds
4. Gabrielle Union
5. Lauren London

Who is Megan Foz @ Man.

Snoop! How can I not be on your list! I am appalled!

As a light skinned person myself I can believe that maybe she was tanned in some and her natural color in others. And we never know how the lighting, hair color, and the make up make her look. I don’t think she is trying to be white people. If you look at her mom and her granny they are light skinned as well. And her mom can go from slight brown to VERY light! What is it with black people always looking for the negative. Light skin people didn’t ask to be light skinned we just are. And we shouldn’t have to kill our skin with tans to appease the dark skinned people in order to be black enough! It is not our fault society is the way it. I in no way and neither does Beyonce perpetuate the issues we just live in them. And if you all think we have some type of benefit well that is negated by the way our own people treat us! Just look at the negative stuff being spewed here towards a black woman by black people…sad. Modern day slavery and self hatred!

@ ANON YOU PROVE MORE AND MORE A BITCH NIGGR!!!! I SAY A YOU SAY B YOU GOT IT I HATE ARGUING WITH FAGGOTS I MEAN THEY WIN EVERYTIME! YOUR BORING HOMO, I WAITED FOR YOUR BEST SHIT YOU LAME I GUESS YOU SAVE THAT WHEN GIVING HEAD TO OTHER MEN! LOTTA LIP SERVICE BOOYAH YOU FAGGET ASS NIGGR !

Everyone list ya Hollywood/famous Crush. Mines are

Ashanti
Cassie
Sanaa
Kim K (and her whole family)
Michelle Obama (she would get a facial)
Megan Fox

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deelishis (doggystyle)
kim kardashian ( facial)
rosario dawson (blow job)
michelle obama (no condom)
brook (anal)

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Angel Lola Luv
Aubrey from Danity Kane (I would piss on her)
Keyshia Cole (the definition of a “side chick”)
Halle Berry

why i think i need to back outta this room…my virgin eyes can’t the words i’m seeing…You heathens!!!

@ Man

@BROOKE
“Ok ok, so we went out and I went back to his place and we fooled around wit cullingus a bit but I swear that was it. I dont feel bad they were only together 5 yrs, am I a Cunt?”
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Nope. Now if it would of been 5 and a half years. I don’t think I could’ve spoken to you again.

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Wait a minute, so what yall tryna say is that if a good friend of yours broke up wit someone years ago and they tried to apporach you, they are off limits?

I feel as long as you dating that person they off limits, after you break up with them they are free as a bird…

@Anon,

I dont rant about how bad black women are. I rant about their co-dependency on the weave. I think black females need to go to weave rehab.

Fox?

@VEE
“Kurt Warner”
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Wow. I am at a loss for words. Now I will thoroughly enjoy seeing the Panters whip his ass this weekend.

@ Man-no you didnt say he’d give the first lady a facial. SMH and LOL…
@ Oshie-I know right? Uh, Snoop-wassup with that list??? and to think I considered not cheering on my Birds for you (lol)…
@ Brooke-u go girl. You a Supa-star

Beyonce takes nice pictures this one looks natural. I don’t use loreal foundation since they think dark skinned women come in 3 shades….IMAN!!

Hey Everybody!!

@Brook

Hey everyone makes mistakes…I did something like that to an old girlfriend of mine, for a green-eyed Puerto Rican waste of time…she forgave me andd we are even closer today…but I did feel like shit for a little bit, but I’m too cool for that…

@z.. Ok im out momentarily but Hot got me hawk -eyeing u!

There’s hardly any difference with the comparisons, BOSSIP!
You guys are seriously trying to start something up again!

Wait I have a few more, tell me if you notice a pattern in my choices

LL Cool J (Side dick)
Al B sure (Hubby)
Christopher Williams (my eye candy)
Jason Kidd (My sex slave)
David Justice (My Lover)

HEY BROOK ITZ GOTTA TO BE THE MONSTER AND I SAY THAT TO SAY WE DONT WANNA SEE A HOLE THE SIZE OF A BABY! MY DICK WOULD SHRIBBLE , LOL!

@vee
kurt warner?
dang at least go for peyton or eli
smh

@OSHIE
“LOL @ Man busting a nut in the 1st lady’s face. So wrong…. so wrong…

My “hollywood crushes” are:

1. Megan Fox
2. George Clooney
3. Ryan Reynolds
4. Gabrielle Union
5. Lauren London”
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Dang… How could I forget Lauren London. I think you might like black women more than I do Oshie LOL.

@ Mock

@Brook

Hey everyone makes mistakes…I did something like that to an old girlfriend of mine, for a green-eyed Puerto Rican waste of time…she forgave me andd we are even closer today…but I did feel like shit for a little bit, but I’m too cool for that…

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Well this particular friend doesn’t quite know what went down just yet, but I plan to tell her in like 2011, you know when she finally gets over his sorry ass..

Hi Be

LOL @ Vee calling me a superstar “That movie was funny”

dam brook and man ( except for the first lady) yall are so dam color struck all yall picks would pass the paper bag test~!~!~!

@ Brooke-my 2 cents says you should check with the friend first before pursuing things with the ex. At least that way she feels like she was shown some respect.
@ Man-yes! Yes Kurt Warner can get IT! Hot Damn. And Chris Paul??? Fuggetaboutit…He can get it on the front steps at my MOMMA’s house!!!

One Hollywood Crush!!

Matthew McConaughey!!!

@brooke

I think Al B Sure and Christopher Williams are the same person. Is there any evidence of them being at the same place at the same time?

!@OH LAWDY!!!!

dam brook and man ( except for the first lady) yall are so dam color struck all yall picks would pass the paper bag test~!~!~!

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What?? as If!! I am not color struck u saw my baby daddy in that photo I sent you, he not that that lite, lol

“This is what it sounds like, when doves cry”

@ Man: I am offended. I like all women.

Correction: ALL FINE WOMEN.

@Sauce

I am on my best behavior!

@ Vee

Hey, Girl.

@ Be

Be – I need your e-mail address again, I lost it – and I’ve come up with a REALLY good treatment for my next manuscript. I get soooo excited when new ideas pop up into my head.

So, weren’t you, Vee and myself supposed to hook up on some Combo? Or, Vee you can give me pointers in self-publishing. I’ll have to do that ‘poor-man’s copyright’ because it takes too long for that certificate.

@brooke
maybe if it wasnt the ex fiance.
how long have they been broken up?

@VEE
“yes! Yes Kurt Warner can get IT! Hot Damn. And Chris Paul??? Fuggetaboutit…He can get it on the front steps at my MOMMA’s house!!!”
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I think Kurt has suffered too many hits and suffers from Parkinson’s disease. Pay attention to his interviews…

I got a girl that will seriously cut you behind CP. I’ve considerded calling the authorties on ol’ girl but she might come in handy when they play the Lakers in the playoffs. LOL.

Seriously, she would cut you.

@ Z

Lets not fight here, we shall discuss this later in private… Besides on the real I don’t want you to think badly of me, it is a mistake that I know I must confess someday, but if you knew all the shit that this broad did to me, trust me u would not be siding wit her, and its not bad bad shit just she got a big ass mouth and was sometimes the epicenter of my ass whoppings in the past.

Hey Be!! I forgot about sexy Matt McConahey: my Moms even likes him.
Who’s the guy that just played Batman? And the sexy doc on Nip Tuck? Yeaaaah Baby
@ QC-the Manning bros are good at what they do but neither one of them are SEXY.
The thing about Kurt is, he’s getting older and he’s just real laid back…and still FYNE. I like quiet men-they make me curious, thinkn they can tear some ass up! Fu– like thunder and lightnin’! LOL

HEY BROOK LYNN IT GOTTA BE THE MONSTER LOVE, CUZ IF YOU HAVE THE SIZE OF A BABY HOLE THEN MY DYCK FOR SURE WOULD SHRIBBLE UP! LOL!

Oh I forget

Ludacris
Nas

Morris Chestnut
Idris Elba (sorry KZZY!)

@OH LAWDY
“dam brook and man ( except for the first lady) yall are so dam color struck all yall picks would pass the paper bag test~!~!~!”
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I AM NOT COLOR STRUCK.

Just ain’t too many dark chicks to pick from.

Fantasia
Whoopi
Oprah

I mean, who is out there?

@Z

U need a hug…I respect loyalty

@man

nope i did
not shoot the gun
every1 woulda died if i had

@ Qc

They were together for 5 years and got engaged, but yet she never had a ring, they broke up in 2005, I saw him for the first time at a party last year, and things went kinda far, but there was nothing vaginally going on, just sweet lil kisses below the belt lol

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyl (I blamed it on the Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Alcohol)

@ Z

Lets not fight here, we shall discuss this later in private… Besides on the real I don’t want you to think badly of me, it is a mistake that I know I must confess someday, but if you knew all the shit that this broad did to me, trust me u would not be siding wit her, and its not bad bad shit just she got a big ass mouth and was sometimes the epicenter of my ass whoppings in the past.

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then u cut a bitch off. you don’t go sleep with her ex. Imma leave the topin alone bc I feel my neck starting to burn.

brokke your bd is till lighter that a paper bag!!!!

and vee yall gonna have to fight old gurl for cp cuz his gurl is preggo!!! he gonna be somebody baby daddy!!!

@QC704
“nope i did
not shoot the gun
every1 woulda died if i had”
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I would’ve let you shoot my gun. SMH at your “friends.”

Who are your celebrity crushes?

@Man, I just don’t care

U’d be so proud of the “L” I just rolled

“Get ready for the biggest movie of our time…No No Notorious”

@Vee – Hey! Who’s the guy that just played Batman?

Christian Bale – yeah he’s a cutey!

Basketball players – ALL NBA players beside Stephon Murbury and the other alien looking one…siting on the Celtics bench I think

@snoop bloggy blog

brook like light skinned niggas

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No Lightskin niggas LOVE Brook… LOL

I AM NOT COLOR STRUCK.

Just ain’t too many dark chicks to pick from.

Fantasia
Whoopi
Oprah

I mean, who is out there?

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Uhh Man you have:

Jazmine Sullivan
Gabrielle Union
Buffy The Body
Foxxy Brown
Kelly Rowland

@ Brooke-well see there u go: there’s two sides to every story. Like Z, I’m funny about my men and my friends too-but only you know what went down. I still gots luv for ya:-)
@ Man-I really hope Kurt doesn’t have Parkinson’s. WOW
@missBlaze & Be-we need to get this writing/publishing thing started. Here’s my email again just in case: barestofsouls1@aol.com. I can certainly discuss self-publishing with you. that might require a phone-call…

@vee.
ur rite ab kurt.
…carry on wit ur fantasy

I wanna know what Man and Snoop would do to me if they had 7 minutes in heaven.

mine are

tyrese
derek luke
dante culpepper
ray lewis
flo rida

@ Be & @ Vee

I meant ‘collaboration’.

@ Z

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyl (I blamed it on the Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Alcohol)

@ Z

Lets not fight here, we shall discuss this later in private… Besides on the real I don’t want you to think badly of me, it is a mistake that I know I must confess someday, but if you knew all the shit that this broad did to me, trust me u would not be siding wit her, and its not bad bad shit just she got a big ass mouth and was sometimes the epicenter of my ass whoppings in the past.

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then u cut a bitch off. you don’t go sleep with her ex. Imma leave the topin alone bc I feel my neck starting to burn.

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Geesh Z, why are you YELLIN at me? it was a mistake, Its not like I fuked him and I was pissy ass drunk, not that that is an excuse. But I already told you that the NY girls are not my REAL friends anyway, they caused my downfall through out the years

@BROOKE
“Uhh Man you have:

Jazmine Sullivan
Gabrielle Union
Buffy The Body
Foxxy Brown
Kelly Rowland”
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Gabby and Kelly I don’t consider “dark” but I’d beat they shit asunder.

I would’ve actually wifed Kelly…. until the breast implants.

I bet Gabby gets passed around like a blunt at a college frat house. SMH.

Kelly ROwland??? EwwwWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

I wanna know what Man and Snoop would do to me if they had 7 minutes in heaven.

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i’ll give you a nice facial in 4 min. and 53 sec.

@OSHIE
“I wanna know what Man and Snoop would do to me if they had 7 minutes in heaven.”
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What I would do to a white woman has rarely been used in the same sentence as “heaven.” LOL.

@Vee – @missBlaze & Be-we need to get this writing/publishing thing started. Here’s my email again just in case: barestofsouls1@aol.com. I can certainly discuss self-publishing with you. that might require a phone-call…
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True, I haven’t started my research yet! tonight might be slow for me and then I can e-mail you tomorrow…yes a conversation call is needed!

MY LIST IS NOT ON CELEBS ITS GALZ LIKE YOU VEE,MZBLAZE,AND BROOK LYNN WHO I WOULD LOVE TO PENTRATE AND I SAY THAT CUZ YALL ARE FINE, FUK CELEBS I BIG YALL UP !

@ Man-I gotta represent for non-rich chocolate gurls Not all of us are outta shape and ebonically challenged. Kelly Rowland, Venus & Serena have helped our image.
@ Man & Oh Lawdy-I dont give a damn what y’all say-I will fight a bitch for Chris Paul and y’all know I don’t even talk like that. I haven’t had a ‘fight’ since like grade school-but I’ll kick some major ARSE for that man. Baby’s Mom, other stalker chicks-whatev. I just find him to be SO appealing and SO intelligent. That’s the sexy combination right there.

Oshie

I wanna know what Man and Snoop would do to me if they had 7 minutes in heaven.
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oh well…nice try

@ MAn

@brooke

I think Al B Sure and Christopher Williams are the same person. Is there any evidence of them being at the same place at the same time?

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People say my Babydad look just like Christopher Williams, oh and they both have hand problems too, go figure. Why Lightskin men always gotta prove they manhood by beating up their women? Christopher Williams did it to his ex wife Stacy DAsh

@BE
“I think Angelina is one of the sexiest women!! Besides Eva Mendes!!”
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LOL. You need to go on and get that “urge” out of your system boo.

Did you see my gravie? Yeah, nigga WHAT?

@man.
i cant think of any crushes rite now.

i mean will smith…yeah he cool

ll could get it wit a breath mint
and a hat on?

@Miss. Blaze – Bereal40@yahoo.com

GLOK9N

MY LIST IS NOT ON CELEBS ITS GALZ LIKE YOU VEE,MZBLAZE,AND BROOK LYNN WHO I WOULD LOVE TO PENTRATE AND I SAY THAT CUZ YALL ARE FINE, FUK CELEBS I BIG YALL UP !

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Awww Thank you Daddy, lol

@Z.. Ok we had a Sauce family meeting in your absence (you know like Nino Brown did in New jack) with the Roitweilers and all and sauce wants me to hawk-eye you constantly, just s fair warning !

@ Oh Lawdy-my Mom’s was crushing HARD on Donte Culpepper for a while. LOL
@ Be-whenever you or MissBlaze email me its fine. Perhaps we can set up an IM and then a monthly ‘meeting’ or whatever to discuss our books and ideas.
@ Glok9n-I’s flattered And relieved that you chose ‘penetrate’ over ‘fu–’ or ‘beat it up’.
LOL

@VEE
“I dont give a damn what y’all say-I will fight a bitch for Chris Paul and y’all know I don’t even talk like that. I haven’t had a ‘fight’ since like grade school-but I’ll kick some major ARSE for that man. Baby’s Mom, other stalker chicks-whatev. I just find him to be SO appealing and SO intelligent. That’s the sexy combination right there”
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Yeah, he my third favorite player but that nigga is hood boo. You might like that but he is hood for real dawg.

I think this chick could take you Vee. She’s big. and Ghetto. LOL.

@BROOKE
“Uhh Man you have:

Jazmine Sullivan
Gabrielle Union
Buffy The Body
Foxxy Brown
Kelly Rowland”
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Gabby and Kelly I don’t consider “dark” but I’d beat they shit asunder.

I would’ve actually wifed Kelly…. until the breast implants.

I bet Gabby gets passed around like a blunt at a college frat house. SMH.

@ MAn

Uhh WTF is wrong wit Breast Implants hmmm?

why is everyone ignoring the white girl?

@ BE…wassup sexxxy mama?

@Man – LOL. You need to go on and get that “urge” out of your system boo.

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Well it will still be cheating – I am married..so fantasies is all I get for now! Should of did it while I was in college like everybody else!

Did you see my gravie? Yeah, nigga WHAT?
I see purple flowers or something in your gravie, I did refresh but I will try again!

@ ANON NEVER HAVE A MAN TALK SO MUCH ABOUT MY DICK THAN YUOU …COME YOUR A CHICK POSING COME OUT GAL I WAS TALKING TO BROOK AND HERE YOU GO AGAIN HOPPING ON MY DILZNIK ! WOW NO SHAME!

“@ MAn

Uhh WTF is wrong wit Breast Implants hmmm?”
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Not a damn thing… but Kelly lost some of her “luster” after that.

Didn’t you see I had Kim K and Angel Lola Luv on my list? I have no problem with surgery… for the most part.

@gLOK, What’s Good?? Happy New Year, good to see you back, hope all is well. Bossip has CHANGED!!! but it still has a few Oldies but Goodies. Hello All

Ok yall I have to console Z, cuz I made her very very upset, yall carry on.

Get outta here with that Sauce family fantasy, Sims character bullshit

@Z
See ya Bossip Baby

@brook

its a touchy situation brook.
ive bn caught up like that b4.
it aint cool when the other person finds out…

plus,the r used goods!!!remember that, its almost like ur sloppy seconds,and ur too pretty to be sloppy

@Vee – whenever you or MissBlaze email me its fine. Perhaps we can set up an IM and then a monthly ‘meeting’ or whatever to discuss our books and ideas.
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OMG!! Are you an organization nut like me??? I KNEW I LIKED YOU!!……to say monthly meeting, discussion…not too many organized people

i prefer porno stars over movie stars i.e. cherokee, roxy reynolds, capri styles, kitten

@ man

“Didn’t you see I had Kim K and Angel Lola Luv on my list? I have no problem with surgery… for the most part.”
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yea, until one of the tits or ass cheeks fall off during sex…. then what?

i prefer porno stars over movie stars i.e. cherokee, roxy reynolds, capri styles, kitten

People say my Babydad look just like Christopher Williams, oh and they both have hand problems too, go figure. Why Lightskin men always gotta prove they manhood by beating up their women? Christopher Williams did it to his ex wife Stacy DAsh
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I wonder if Ice T beats Coco?

sup snoop:)

@ BE…scroll up to 2:57

i prefer porno stars over movie stars i.e. cherokee, roxy reynolds, capri styles, kitten
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Yeah roxy reynolds hot , check her out on DIPSEX shes one bad ass bitch

wassup qc, how r u today lovely?

THIS IS WHAT BITCHES SAY …..why is everyone ignoring the white girl …..NOW I SEE PPL STOP BLOGGING TO MANY BITCHES ON HERE POSING LIKE NIGGRZ …..LOOK FUK THAT WHITE BYCH YOU, PUNK BYBTCH!!! LOL! WORRYING ABOUT WHITE MAN SHIFTLESS NIGGR ALWAYS STICKING UP FOR WHITEY!!

Why Lightskin men always gotta prove they manhood by beating up their women?
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lol word?

@ Man

“@ MAn

Uhh WTF is wrong wit Breast Implants hmmm?”
_______________________________________________________________

Not a damn thing… but Kelly lost some of her “luster” after that.

Didn’t you see I had Kim K and Angel Lola Luv on my list? I have no problem with surgery… for the most part.

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Oh Ok, just checkin

@ vee

@ snoop: I like to get my puss eaten, is that making love?

@ Capo Status)

Why Lightskin men always gotta prove they manhood by beating up their women?
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lol word?

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Pedro is that you?

@snoop
i am jus dandy hon

and to answer ur question:

i prefer a mixture of both
beat it out the park,then love me during intermission.

@ vee
@man
@brook
@ glok (long time no see)
good afternoon all
i see we are supposed to care about beyounces color again this week,
dont get me wrong she is absolutely stunning and naturally beautiful, however do i have to look at her everyday on bossip!!! i could care less how light loreal makes her look cause guess what…. I DONT WEAR LOREAL!!!!!!!!!!!! I SWESR BOSSIP WILL DO ANYTHING FOR BLOG HITS

Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

@ Oh Lawdy-my Mom’s was crushing HARD on Donte Culpepper for a while. LOL
@ Be-whenever you or MissBlaze email me its fine. Perhaps we can set up an IM and then a monthly ‘meeting’ or whatever to discuss our books and ideas.
@ Glok9n-I’s flattered And relieved that you chose ‘penetrate’ over ‘fu–’ or ‘beat it up’.
LOL
————————————————
Then u all could sale your books on my site where I’ll take a small percentage of the intake…get at me ladies freetopee78@yahoo.com or myspace.com/mockrockstar

Whaddup DRO

@Capo Status – Pedro is that you???

SEE I KNEW SOME OL HEADS WOULD COME BACK WATCH IMMA MAKE THEM ALL COME BACK @ SOLDERGAL! IM GOOD SISTER I LOVE YOU AND VEE AND SISTER LIKE YALL WHO KEPT SHIT 100 NOT HOMO LIKE ANON REMBER @ANON THIS FAGGET KNOW CLAIMS TO BE A MALE LOL! A FEW MONTHS AGO YOU COULD SMELL HER KOTEX AND I STILL DO!

@ Be

I know, me and Z tryna sort shit out now via Text. I made no promises when I came on Bossip that I was a complete angel, I did some things that I am not too proud of in my past, and I am just learning from my mistakes. I understand why she don’t wanna fuk wit me anymore, but at least I am being honest to her, and you for that fact.

@ snoop: I like to get my puss eaten, is that making love?

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depend on how he eating it….lol

@ Be and brook

Yep its me , can yall see my new gravie ?

@ Snoop

lol ayyyyy its my nigga snoop , Im gd dogg , wat bout you ?

LOL-Hey CorpCutie. I aint thinkn about Beyonce. Her complexion/or lack there-of is SO low on my list of priorities.
@ Be-yes!! I’m a type A personality, ”must have order and prioritize” nut! You see I hafta even respond to folks in order on bossip. lol
It’s an illness
@ Mock-I meant to holla at you b4 cuz u made me laugh. but I’ll jot down your email address. We gotta put our head$ together…

Hey Corp

Oh Hi Pedro, say hello to ya new bride qc704 Rodgriuez. I arranged yall marriage while you were gone, I am sure you don’t mind, you know us half Hispanics get our marriages arranged sometimes, lol

not much dro, just in here tripping passing time

@Brook – I know, me and Z tryna sort shit out now via Text. I made no promises when I came on Bossip that I was a complete angel, I did some things that I am not too proud of in my past, and I am just learning from my mistakes. I understand why she don’t wanna fuk wit me anymore, but at least I am being honest to her, and you for that fact.

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Well that seems like a secret you should have kept and took to the grave. Honesty is good but you can choose not to tell the story.

@ Ladies

Aint my lil latino Bro Pedro a cutie?

@Snoop – why do I think you are from Cali?

@brook

girllll
u r silly.

Oh Hi Pedro, say hello to ya new bride qc704 Rodgriuez. I arranged yall marriage while you were gone, I am sure you don’t mind, you know us half Hispanics get our marriages arranged sometimes, lol
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LMAO “QC704 RODREGUIZE “, Only My middle name pedro is Latin My first and surname is Pretty normal i guess

I have just been informed by Fallin Poet that Kurt Warner is in fact “cute.”

I had no idea women were attracted to “special” athletes. I will do a list of these athletes in a sec…

@ Be

Okay, got it.

I had to leave the thread for a minute.

@ Mock Rock Star

You are so funny.

SHAY SHAY HEY THERE BEAUTIFUL YES IM BACK GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO! JUST MISS YOU, IJM, KZZZ, MOJO,NIKKI U,SMOKEY VEE AND OTHER VERY SEXY LADIES THAT KEPT ME ON HERE BLOGGING AND HERE TO GET THAT OL THING BACK!

@ Be

@Brook – I know, me and Z tryna sort shit out now via Text. I made no promises when I came on Bossip that I was a complete angel, I did some things that I am not too proud of in my past, and I am just learning from my mistakes. I understand why she don’t wanna fuk wit me anymore, but at least I am being honest to her, and you for that fact.

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Well that seems like a secret you should have kept and took to the grave. Honesty is good but you can choose not to tell the story.

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I plan to tell her very soon, If only she could read, she could come on this thread and read it, lol j/k but serious

@ PEDRO
WHAT UP PAPPI

@Vee – I’m a type A personality, ”must have order and prioritize” nut! You see I hafta even respond to folks in order on bossip. lol
It’s an illness
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Alas order and priority..can not fake a type A personality!! this is one reason why I hate being confused..I need to know how things work and why.

I have folders in my brain too….yep it is an illness!

qc704: (hands you your tool back) my bad i actually was working what have i missed fill me in please

FYI…..mrs when people say cajun, they are refering to the whites, so just say creole…..

and i am just saying, because cajun/coonass is
actually a dis to black folk!!!

see yall i am being nice!!!

cajuns eat possum and raabbits and racoons and cowboy stew!!!
NOT TRUE, went to school w/an azzload of CAJUN’S they are proud they actually prefer /CAjun & they embrace the Native American side more so than Spanish, but maybe it depends on the geographical locale which they embrace more but CAJUN’s are NOT White, even tho some look it as well as some Creole’s look White, but in LA, they are considered beneathe the White Creole’s…FACT…same shyte diff local same as Light/dark bullshit that’s everywhere. For real culture embracement black,white,light dark, fat skinny Try the Europeans they absolutely embrae their differeneces, some WHITE euro’s have totally mixed A/American but they are considered Germans?Euro PERIOD… we might want to take a lesson from them same w/a lot of S. American countries the USA seems to be the only backassward ones that can’t seem to get it together.. what a shame……. my 2% for the day ..

@QC704
“i prefer a mixture of both
beat it out the park,then love me during intermission”
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They do call me “Barry Bonds” sometimes. You are the greatest babe.

( Capo Status)

@ Be and brook

Yep its me , can yall see my new gravie ?

@ Snoop

lol ayyyyy its my nigga snoop , Im gd dogg , wat bout you ?
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I see U and it’s a better look…chop that top and make it look more masculine and U’re all the way in.

I think a man should look good enough so everyone wants them, but they seem as if they don’t care about that…

HEYYYYY
NOW, FOLKS LEAVE BROOK ALONE.
ish happens…
at least she admits she was wrong.

Pedro,
i c ur gravie.

…Maybe she’s born with it…

…maybe its Maybelline…

Gotta roll…but I’ll be back

@SOLDERGAL SORRY IF I GOT LOST WHATS UP LOVE! I HOPE YOU AND YOUR A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Maybe she’s born with it…

…maybe its Maybelline… Nikki I was just about to say that great minds think alike huh

YO’ do you know what movie they’ve been playing on DirecTV lately – JASON’S LYRIC!

OMG – those love scenes they had by the lake amongst all those flowers – DAMN! That’s one of the best love scenes EVER!

That movie is HOT!

@ Corp Shay shay

Hey B long time no speak , has he got over the christmas present prices yet lol

@ Snoop

Yeah same here dogg ,u into Football ?

@ Pedro

Oh Hi Pedro, say hello to ya new bride qc704 Rodgriuez. I arranged yall marriage while you were gone, I am sure you don’t mind, you know us half Hispanics get our marriages arranged sometimes, lol
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LMAO “QC704 RODREGUIZE “, Only My middle name pedro is Latin My first and surname is Pretty normal i guess

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Shit my whole name is fuked up, go figure

Hello…

Maybeline is under L’Oreal, Ladies.

jasons lyrics now thats what you call love making (got me feeling tingly inside)

@Pedro – Yes I see your new gravie, I like it but you lost some of your street swagger in that picture. I have to get used to it

@BE
“Cuddle….rub my hair….stroke my arm….talk…start over

lots of things to do besides leave…see”
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Umm… the original question was what we would do AFTER THE ASS OR TITS FELL OFF.

I aint strokin hair and shootin the breeze wit a broke titty chick.

@ Glok9n-did you say ‘get that old thing back’? LOL-That cool ol’ skool phrase makes me want to have a glass of wine.
@ Man-lol, list of ‘special athletes’. C I told u Kurt was hot:-)
@ Brook-I hope u & Z patch things up, cuz none of us are perfect. Z might have done things you don’t condone also-but the difference is you don’t know about it.
Still, I agree with Be, some things should be kept betw you and God. I would never speak of that again, to anybody.
Gramma said never let your left hand know what your right hand is doin’.

Cuddle….rub my hair….stroke my arm….talk…start over

lots of things to do besides leave…see

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AND CUT

how you doing Be?

@ GLOK
I HAVENT SEEN SMOKE DOGG IN A MINUTE,
I MISS THE REGULARS LIKE YOU, WE COULD ALL COME ON HERE AND HAVE SERIOUS AND STRONG DEBATES WITHOUT ALL THE IMPERSONATING AND DRAMA, PEOPLE DIDNT HIDE BEHING FAKE GRAVIES TO SAY WHAT THEY WANTED TO SAY!!!! I FEEL LIKE SINGING KELLY CLARKSTON TO YOU….
“since you goooooone
i can not breathe for the first timmmmme
the sum of it allllll (yeah yeah)
because of you,,,,,,,”
missed ya
now what are we talking about today? I have been on bossip long enough to know just because we are on beyounces thread doesntmean this convo is dedicated to her

Glok9n?????

*cocking gun*

@man
barry bonds.
bwahahahahahhahahahaaaa.

@ATX
well,brook told a personal story
Z got mad…its all very sad.
pedro is here
snoop would like know smthn ur ashamed of in2008
and celbrity crushes,now u kno…mikeesss super short show!!!

NIKKI U! AKA YOUNG JANE KENNEDY BUT BEAUTIFUL IN HER OWN WAY DAMN SIS IM GIVEN YOU LOVE AND YOU CANT SAY HI GLOK HOW THE HELL ARE YA SHIT NIKKI!

never let your left hand know what your right hand is doin’.
my granny says the same thing VEE…. whats going on somebody fill me in I was actually doing some work

@QC – HEYYYYY
NOW, FOLKS LEAVE BROOK ALONE.
ish happens…
at least she admits she was wrong.

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Okay, I won’t say anything else but foul is foul…that is the kind stuff you don’t repeat you even forget it yourself

@ Snoop

Yeah same here dogg ,u into Football ?

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YEAH, and my team is out( cowboys)

L’Oreal, USA and L’Oreal, Paris have a number of products under them – Maybelline being one of them.

Yo ,it’s hump day family

Who’s ready to do the nasty????

@ Mock Rock

Thanks for the advice b

@ QC704

Wat up b , if you been emailing me and i replied it cos my hotmail be going crazy

@ Be- I lost some street swagger lol y because of the suite ? Gangster wear suites 2

ok brook admitted to her slutty ways, hopefully she’ll never do it again….lol

@soldier girl fyi i am 100%creole, not one of my 4 grandparents spoke english, you were lied to #1….it is disrespectful to call a black person a cajun!! and thats real, yes i have cousins with blonde hair and blue eyes you can not tell they are black….i know all about it…i am from sw la grew up in no and my family relocated to sw after kartina.,…..so yes boo i do know exactly what i speak of

thanks

oh lawdy!!!

dapro: (hand raised) its mr. natsy time!!!

Hey ATX!!

@man – Umm… the original question was what we would do AFTER THE ASS OR TITS FELL OFF.

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Oh, my bag….well scratch that once ass and tits fall off…..LEAVE!! Unless you love her if so buy her some more!

Pedro you put your prom pic up my nigga?

@pedro
Wat up b , if you been emailing me and i replied it cos my hotmail be going crazy
—————-
ummmm…wut?
ummm i sent u 1 email
(i dnt like bothering folk)
u nvr responded.i took it as a sign.smh
(insert sad face)

@ Man: I aint strokin hair and shootin the breeze wit a broke titty chick.
LMAO-that TRUMPS the Harriet Tubman movie idea!!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glok9n!!

I didnt read all that stuff at the top…I just came in and saw you!! How have you been???

what we would do AFTER THE ASS OR TITS FELL OFF.

i guess i will be a dickless man i dont know hell

@ pedro
pappi please
that am ex bill is in my purse as we speak, he wont bring that up for about another month by then i will pay that one down and the discover i just charged my mom and me new gucci purses for the fall!!! i spent 3200.00 and i will be workimh overtime all next week and i increased the rent on two rental properties because we did major work last year and i told my tenants there would be a rental increase january 1rst so my ass is covered i hope, if yall dont hear from me for a while then my internet priviledges have been taken

@ATX

u tryna go half on a flame thrower?

@Pedro – I lost some street swagger lol y because of the suite ? Gangster wear suites 2
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You right, you look nice. sorry!

So GLOK9N,

Are you like an old school alumni up in here? everyone seems to be drwan to you.

OH LAWDY!!!!

@soldier girl fyi i am 100%creole, not one of my 4 grandparents spoke english, you were lied to #1….it is disrespectful to call a black person a cajun!! and thats real, yes i have cousins with blonde hair and blue eyes you can not tell they are black….i know all about it…i am from sw la grew up in no and my family relocated to sw after kartina.,…..so yes boo i do know exactly what i speak of

thanks

oh lawdy!!!
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That is true, she’s creole, not cajun. Cajun is for white people and cuisine.

@QC704
grrrrrr

VEE! KNOCKING GOOD BODY ROCKING ALLNIGHT LONG YEEEEAAHH WHATZ THAT GROUP VEE!! AY YOU I JUST NOW THE SONGZ!

@ z
what is you lemon pepper zesty ass in here doing today??
im not handing out timeouts today…. AM I

@z
Anzania
ur name is dope…
wut do u mean by helping som1 educationally
i need all the help i can get!!!

@ Z

No one is Perfect, Not even you angel face..

@Vee – I aint strokin hair and shootin the breeze wit a broke titty chick.
LMAO-that TRUMPS the Harriet Tubman movie idea!!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why you always laughing when I am trying to make him think those jokes ain’t funny???? LOL!!

@Man – you know you are a nut?

@man
wut u grring at.

@pedro
ummm.
u nd to get a yahoo.

man: why you always growling at qc704? starting to think you have a problem

qc704: damn that sounds dangerous hell yeah i want to go half how much is it first you know we in a reccesion LMAO

@SHay shay

I am being so good! I promise!

@QC

I am genius and know alot about useless shyt. I have alot of friends who are getting their masters and will do almost anything to get me to help (really write) them with their papers.

{In my Grimlin Voice} I’M BACK!!!!

This room gettting too SERIOUS, Thought I lighten up this place.

@Brooke and VEE

I don’t have character flaws, because I am perfect. I judge bc i am a virgo. its my right.

GLOK9N

VEE! KNOCKING GOOD BODY ROCKING ALLNIGHT LONG YEEEEAAHH WHATZ THAT GROUP VEE!! AY YOU I JUST NOW THE SONGZ!
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H-Town

thanks oshie……..if i anyone called my grandma a cajun she would say “va la mad la fille pe tan” i know i did not spell it right!!!

herpes: and just when i thought you were gone…

oh lawdy: va la mad la fille pe tan…. now take that what did i just say by the way

OH LAWDY!!!!

thanks oshie……..if i anyone called my grandma a cajun she would say “va la mad la fille pe tan” i know i did not spell it right!!!
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What does that mean?

Tell her I’m going to sine her pitty on the runny kine!

herpes: you look like this crack head that walks around all the time begging

SHAY YOU SO DAMN RIGHT SIS FAKE IMPOSTER UP IN THIS BYTCH TIME TO BRING OUT THE RAID CAN AND EXTERMINATE THESE ROACHES!

Niccas ain’t speaking today, I brought all this damn food and you niccas “ackking” funny (it’s a word look it up)

dapro: i spoke to you but you refused to speak back to me whats up with that shit and what food i dont see no food

@ dapro: I want food! Z told me to stop snacking but I can’t help it!
I want hotwings!

@ Corp
* Mentally noted your internet privileges might get taken off *

@ BE Wats up wit u anyway b . hows your boy doing on the b-ball court ?

@ Snoop- Damn i thought you was wit the eagles

@ QC704 – Yeah i will do

@ Dapro-Hey, how u doin’ today???
@ Z-Ahhhhhh, Virgo huh? That explains it.
@ Be-Man reminds me of a subtle class clown, making me laugh OUT LOUD at jokes that noone else hears him tell. Fortunately I’m not in school anymore & can’t ‘get in trouble’. LOL
@ Glok9n-Yeah! H-Town Baby! RIP…
@ Nik U-Hey gurl. Glok9N will be glad to see you. He’s been telln me that he misses the ‘ol crew’, including u:-)
@ Brooke-Yep, Glok9N is like Bossip royalty. No shit! lol
And on that note…G’ Nite y’all. I’ll look for emails from some of y’all later on.

atx my bad lady……

I didn’t see it I was too busy humping on Z’s leg

I brought carribean food, grab a plate ma

Good afternoon Ladies and Gents
and Herpes

@dAPRO

do u have potatoe salad?

@atx
qc704: damn that sounds dangerous hell yeah i want to go half how much is it first you know we in a reccesion LMAO
———————–
ill do some research.
im sure we can go to our local hustle man
and get a used one outta the back of his durango.

@Z
when i go to colleg.
ill pay u to write my papers.
itll be like a side hobby eh?!??!?

LOL @ atxchicks attitude, it’s turning me on….

@qC

U have to learn. I will not write them for you.

Mock is so beautifel

((reaches for Oshie’s beer))

I got jerk chicken wings sweetheart

@Vee
What’s up sexy, just like a nicca eat and run! lol

NIKKI U! I’VE BEEN GOOD LOVE STILL TRYING TO FIND YOUR LOOKALIKE SO I CAN MAKE LOVE TO HER AND THINK OF YOU SUGAR!HOW HAVE BEEN DOING LOOKING EVER SO SWEET AND GORGEOUS I SEE!

Beautiful

it means go to shit you son of a bitch

dapro

atx my bad lady……

I didn’t see it I was too busy humping on Z’s leg

I brought carribean food, grab a plate ma
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ohhhh it was you!! I thought i felt a slight prick

Jerk chicken for a jerk! How sweet!

@Z – @Brooke and VEE

I don’t have character flaws, because I am perfect. I judge bc i am a virgo. its my right.

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SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE VIRGO!!! Normally, I would dispute this but the Virgos…yeah we are perfect!!
and we do feel we have the right to judge….you know we are TWINS now right?

@ glok
*putting on my gas mask*
READY WHEN YOU ARE…
1…2…. SPRAY

dapro: caribbean food never had must give it a try… what is it like fruit im not trying to be funny either. i havent seen caribbean food before.

qc704: girl i got a good hustle man he got everything ima give him a call (calling) girl he got it for 10 dollars imma go ahead and cop that for you..we can just say its both of ours LMAO

@z

can you write me a sample paper.
im not kidding.
ive never made higher than a 70
on a research paper…therefore i will
fail in college.

oh lawdy i like that alot im going to say it to my mom when i get off today just kidding my ass will be in africa if i did that

Q: How does herpes leave the hospital?
A: On crotches

@DaPro – Hey Mister!!!! XOXOXXOXO

WE MISSED YOU…TOO MANY CONVOS GOING ON!

I TOO AM A VIRGO SO I KNOW ALL ABOUT HOW I THINK IM PERFECT!!!!

@ TROLL
EVEN THOUGH IM SURE YOUR NAME SAYS IT ALL
I AM SO GLAD I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT ME, NOW I CAN PRESS PLAY AND GO ON WITH MY DAY!!!!

BROOK LYNN JUST READ WHAT YOU SAID NAH LOVE ITZ THAT WE HAD AN UNDERSTANDING IN HERE WE HAD LOVE IN HERE AND WE KICKED TROLL TO THE CURB SIS. WE HAD FUN NOW I DONT SEE OR READ THAT IN HERE AND THAT SHIT GONNA CHANGE ONCE I GET A HALF POUND OF THAT PURPLE! AND IM A NEW JACK LIKE YOU IN FEB IT’LL BE A YEAR FOR ME BLOGGING! ITZ ALL LOVE THATZ ALL I LOVE THEM !

Vee…
Hey Babes!! LOL@ ‘Bossip royalty’

Glok9n…
You’re still crazy as ever…I have missed you!! OH…one of a kind baby!!

dapro…
What up?

its all about them cancers them cancers are the real freaks….. like me… (hint at man)

atxchick512

herpes: and just when i thought you were gone…

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NAh I aint never gone, I re occur like a mutha fuker ask Glok9n and MAn

Speaking of a man I see some good lukking mofo’s up in this Bitch, Oh hi Dapro Hi Capo damn yall look good..

@Z

Nothing slight about my prick ma, I’m humping them curls out as we speak

Potato salad, of course I got that. Anything you need

@Atx

WHAT??It’s spicy just like you ma, you’ll love it

@Be

Girl, I been knew that. You just now catching on?

@QC

email me at uneejah@aol.com. I always got A’s on my papers. i’ll send u an old so u can have an ideal format.

@ATX – Is that your daughter in your gravie? She is a cutie pie. I see her cheeks awww

dapro

@Z

Nothing slight about my prick ma, I’m humping them curls out as we speak

Potato salad, of course I got that. Anything you need

@Atx

WHAT??It’s spicy just like you ma, you’ll love it
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MAN!!!!

HOT SAUCE!!!!!!

FAKEWALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARE YA’LL JUST GOING TO LET THIS CONTINUE!!!!

@ATX

well yo…lemme hold that for a minute
i nd to torch the nigga that use 2
hit me back in the day…
well not him,just his car

Okay I’m back…did I see NU & dA pRO???

LOL! @TROLL JOBLESS BYTCH!

@ Glok9n

Oh Ok, Well you seem kool let me introduce myself, I am Brook Ellen Pazos, since we telling first and last names and shit, lol. I am a Virginian currently residing in Brooklyn NY as a Bartender and sales rep, I have 1 child I am newly single I am leasing a escalade that is behind in payments and I am currently wearing a red thong… Nice to meet you Glok9n

HELPFUL HINT:

if you are an attorney or any kind of professional, do not name your email account

KINGZULU69

@Pedro – Wats up wit u anyway b . hows your boy doing on the b-ball court ?
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He is doing great, gotta game today..his coach sucks. He is wearing his new NikeID sneakers today so lets see how he plays.

@Vee – Man reminds me of a subtle class clown, making me laugh OUT LOUD at jokes that noone else hears him tell. Fortunately I’m not in school anymore & can’t ‘get in trouble’. LOL
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True..

@Z – you know my mind be in a million places – so yeah sometimes its take a minute for pictures to develop…LOL!!

@Z
imma hit u up tonite.
no lie.

thats y ive bn puttin off school.
bc my writing is trash.

Capricorns are the best. I’m so tired of people relying on stupid astrological stereotypes to judge us (Capricorns are mean! Capricorns are money hungry! Waaah!!!). A lot of us come from screwed up families, so we tend to equate emotional security with financial security BUT it’s usually OUR financial security we’re interested in, meaning that we want to make our own money. We like independence. I don’t care if I meet a guy who’s a millionaire, I want my own cash. Also, we’re nice people but our BS meters are high. We don’t make small talk, and we pick up on lies very quickly. We despise people who constantly make themselves the victim (which is why whiny Cancer is our opposite sign). We see through people the way an adult sees through a child. We are very loyal to the ones we love and woe to the person that tries to mess with them. We’re not good at pretending to like people or kissing behinds. We tend to use sarcasm as a defense mechanism. We have an ‘off’ sense of humor. We come off as ultra serious and mean, but we’re really funny and wonderful people. Just get to know us. I’m a Cap, born Christmas of ’84.

@ VROOK
YOU ARE SO FUNNY FOR THAT LAST STATEMENT NOW ALL WE NEED IS YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER

@ LAUREN
IS THAT YOU MY SWEET
HOW IS EVERYTHING, THE BABY AND FAM I HAVE GOT TO EMAIL YOU, DID YOU EVER GET THAT NEW PO BOX

LMAO@oSH

Damn, it’s a family reunion. I gotta break out the good liquor ((Reaches for Cold Turkey and MD 20/20)

@Be
What’s up beautiful!? I didn’t see you in this joint.

@Nik
What’s up sexy. How’s my girl doing? You still making major moves?

@L’boogie aka Lauren

What’s up gorgeous?!

@Herpes

Um….we’ve never met (luckily) Welcome to Bossip

@ BROOK

Potato salad? damn i can go for some of that wit rice and peas baked chicken wit a Red Bull right now,

Dammit Stop it Brooke, you must lose 25lbs by the summer to fit in ya size 7 seven jeans

Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)

dapro

@Z

Nothing slight about my prick ma, I’m humping them curls out as we speak

Potato salad, of course I got that. Anything you need

@Atx

WHAT??It’s spicy just like you ma, you’ll love it
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MAN!!!!

HOT SAUCE!!!!!!

FAKEWALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARE YA’LL JUST GOING TO LET THIS CONTINUE!!!!
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Z you snitching??? Ok, let me make this quick then

@Shay Shay, he ma! I miss u boo! I was just emailin MDADDY…I gotta send u a pick of the new bambino!

@DA PRO…Hey there handsome! Happy New Year!

@AKeys – Hey..LOL at your corny herpes joke!

@Lauren – Hey!!

@Corp – I forgot to speak…Hello Mrs!

Hey L!!

I’m leaving. I hope everyone is safe getting home…especially if it snows where you live…cause I can barely see out the window….

LOL @ Corp

Oh I also forgot to mention that I have venieers, ok now I am done..

AKEYS POTATO SALAD
* 2 1/2 pounds red potatoes, large diced
* 3 tablespoons cider vinegar
* 3/4 cup mayonnaise (homemade if possible)
* 1 teaspoon mustard powder
* 1/4 cup chopped parsley
* 1 tablespoon chopped fresh tarragon
* 1/2 tablespoon very thinly sliced garlic
* 3 tablespoons fine chopped cornichons
* 1/2 cup small dice red onion
* 1/2 cup thinly sliced celery
* 1 teaspoon kosher salt
* 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper

@HERPES MY APEISH SISTER FROM THE MUTHA LAND! YEAH SHE OCCUR AND REOCCUR LIKE HERPES! IGHT SHE THA REAL DEAL

dapro…
Mos Def!! I have a couple wedding to do…parties of 8+…its going down Babes!! Thanks for asking and remembering!!

Mr. mild sauce…
Well hello….

@ Older sister Brook

Can we ride your escalade around the 5 boroughs of New york lukin like dipset members please ?

@ BE

Oh thats good you need to take him to Rucker park when his older , all the greats played there and i never forgot when i played there

@ herpes

Thank you for the compliment lol

Hi Dapro

You so sexy, you so muth fukin sexy, I can just eat you alive… and u nice too, not like these other Bitches.. They say I am ugly..Tell em beauty in the eye of the beholder

@BE…Wassup mamma??

Special Athletes and coaches

Terrell Owens
Shaq
Kurt Warner
Tyler Hansborough
Peyton Manning (that’s still my son and I luv him)
Eli Manning
Donovan McNabb
Popeye Jones (google him… seriously, google him)
Mutombo
Mbenga (he plays for the Lakers)
Sam Cassel

let me think…
Tracey McGrady

@ LAUREN
AWHHHHHHHHHH I MISS YA GUYS,
I HAVENT SEEN MDADDY IN A MIN EITHER!!! I BET YOU SHE IS GORGEOUS!!!!
@ BE
HEY MA YO BEHAVIN

@ BROOK
OK NOW WHAT SIZE WHAT EACH TOOTHE BEFORE THE VERNEERS

Be Safe NU!

Brooke *waiting on my 7 jeans and prada bag*

What it do?

She looks the same in the first three in the comparison shot. The final one is a blatant lightened picture. But honestly, this is news? Did y’all post on the dude who got shot in cold blood by the cop New Year’s day? Shouldn’t that get put as the top post? SMH @ Beyonce’s skin tone getting this much attention.

@Mild – Hey Mister!! You know Anon just want to rattle you..

@Dapro – Yeah I changed my gravie to a happy face!! I see you showing your tattoo today..but please pass me some jerk chicken because I love it with some white rice

qc704: handing you the equipment…make me proud girlfriend.

dapro: i will have to try some jerk chicken right?

be: yeah thats my angel/tinkerbell

@Qc

do u like to read? If not. make yourself like it. Verbal is my strongest point and mostly i taught myself. I went to public in which i cut constantly. But I always got the highest on the regents exams in the school and aced my tests in all my classes (cept) math. I like to read and would rather be everywhere else reading than in class being lectured to. (don’t follow my example) If you force yourself to read, you will notice your writing skill will develop dramatically.

@Herpes

Yeah, beauty is in the eye of the beholder

I went blind at the age 18 but I’m sue you’re fine though

@Nik
Weddings? What you doing? Don’t let me find out you stepping out on me. You remember last time….lol

@L’Boogie
Happy New Year’s my sexy off limits married friend. How’s the new little one?

@MAM

AHHHAHAHHA POPEYE JONES
SMH

U FORGOT
sam cassell
bonzi wells–smthn wrong wit that boy

@ Corp

@ BROOK
OK NOW WHAT SIZE WHAT EACH TOOTHE BEFORE THE VERNEERS

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Dizzaym Girl, lol, next you gonna wanna know how many cc’s of solid saline Dr. Taub administered in my left boob, lol

@ Mock star where you at

Shay Shay….Check ur email boo.

@ Osh

Brooke *waiting on my 7 jeans and prada bag*

What it do?

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Where the fugg are my travelers checks biotch?

I’M JUST A BITCH ASS NIGGA

@Da Pro…lol…She’s good she’s getting big too, I’m back @ work now so I miss her so much Do you have any New Years resolutions that you will be keeping this year??

@Pedro – Oh thats good you need to take him to Rucker park when his older , all the greats played there and i never forgot when i played there

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Yeah nothing like that maybe this summer he will be ready to play in one of the tournaments. You played basketball??? let me find out, I might have to take you out of my nephew folder…LOL!!

@Corp – Of course I am behaving…normally it is you misbehaving that I can’t even recognize you!

@Lauren – I am good getting ready to leave soon to go to my sons game

@QC704
“AHHHAHAHHA POPEYE JONES
SMH

U FORGOT
sam cassell
bonzi wells–smthn wrong wit that boy”
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I listed Sam Cassell

Bonzi Wells just a weed head though.

AKeys

AKEYS POTATO SALAD
* 2 1/2 pounds red potatoes, large diced
* 3 tablespoons cider vinegar
* 3/4 cup mayonnaise (homemade if possible)
* 1 teaspoon mustard powder
* 1/4 cup chopped parsley
* 1 tablespoon chopped fresh tarragon
* 1/2 tablespoon very thinly sliced garlic
* 3 tablespoons fine chopped cornichons
* 1/2 cup small dice red onion
* 1/2 cup thinly sliced celery
* 1 teaspoon kosher salt
* 1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
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Bitch, don’t tell me. MAKE IT! I’M HUNGRY!!!

Akeys Crushes

1. Jadakiss
2. Young Jeezy
3. T.I
4.Wale
5. Pharell

6. Swizz I guess

Beyonce looks as light as her mother sometimes, so whats the big deal? She is still black and beautiful with lots of money & talent.

@z

i use to read…wayy back in the day.
i cnt find anything to keep my attn.
i judge books by their covers.

…smh at myself for shunning education…
it came to easy for me…((insert regretful tear))

@AKEYS
“6. Swizz I guess”
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LOL.

WELL HELLO MZ BROOK LYNN MY NAMES IS GLOK LAST NAME 9N YOU KNOW ME….IM READING YOUR POST I WAS LEASING THAT X6 O8 WHEN I WAS IN ATL FOR TWO MONTHS IM FROM HARLEM IM ABOUT GWAP AND SEXY CHOCS LIKE YOURSELF AND EVEN MORE NOW, SO NOW THAT YOU MENTIONED THAT THONG I WANNA HIT…NICE TOO MEET YOU AS WELL MZ BROOK LYNN!!!

Do we have a Bossip virgin??? ((glances at qc704))

Hello sweetheart, let me introduce myself (reaches out hand)

@Man

Come on bruh, LT (CHARGERS) that dude has a speech problem

@Be

That’s the old gravie ma, you keep a smile but I’d rather you flash us the real one

@Atx
Yeah it’s got a kick to it but you’ll like it. You ever in the Chi I’ll make it my goal to get you the best jerk in town ma

@ Herpes DO YOU KNOW ANYONE PERSONAL IN MY LIST

@Herpes

Yeah, beauty is in the eye of the beholder

I went blind at the age 18 but I’m sue you’re fine though

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Aww Thank you Da pro, and trust me if you still had ya sight today, you will see that shorty rite here is a 10 boo..

Do we have a Bossip virgin??? ((glances at qc704))

Hello sweetheart, let me introduce myself (reaches out hand)

@Man

Come on bruh, LT (CHARGERS) that dude has a speech problem

@QC704
“i use to read…wayy back in the day.
i cnt find anything to keep my attn.
i judge books by their covers.

…smh at myself for shunning education…
it came to easy for me…((insert regretful tear))”
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“There, there my young one. Cum to me, I will teach you.”-Man, I just don’t care

DOES ANYONE WATCH THE BAD GIRLS CLUB?

I WANT THAT LOUD BLACK CHICK TO HAVE HER HEAD BUSTY OPEN. OLE IGNANT BEOTCH!

I can’t understand why so much is put into Beyonce. Goodness, let this lady live. For Bossip writers to always have something negative to say about her, they sure keep posting things about her. BOSSIP ARE THE REAL STANS!!!!! I’m sure its a lady that is writing this crap and wishing that she was Beyonce, or her lover!!!

@man.
my b u DID list him

@Man – Special Athletes and coaches

Terrell Owens
Shaq
Kurt Warner
Tyler Hansborough
Peyton Manning (that’s still my son and I luv him)
Eli Manning
Donovan McNabb
Popeye Jones (google him… seriously, google him)
Mutombo
Mbenga (he plays for the Lakers)
Sam Cassel

let me think…
Tracey McGrady

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I like your list of tards….add Stephon Murberry (sp)

Good night all!!!!

@DA PRO
“Come on bruh, LT (CHARGERS) that dude has a speech problem
”
________________________________________________________________

Nah… he just ignorant dawg.

Herpes look like Biggie lil sister.

That potatoE salad has too much mayo, sorry.

@ Z YES i AM Obsessed My fav is Tiffany

Yes Akeys

Akeys Crushes

1. Jadakiss
2. Young Jeezy
3. T.I
4.Wale
5. Pharell

6. Swizz I guess

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On ya list I have infected all but Swizzy cuz he really gets not ass anyways

i see someone has been to the dentist, her teeth have never been that tall, she’s got little teeth and alot of gums. instead of having her teeth done, she needs to cure that chronic shit breath of hers. that’s the real reason jay walks in front of her, so he won’t smell that breath!

@Man – add – Mark Jackson (his ignorant ass) and the 5th grder from the spurs – Tim Duncan

MAN SHELDON WILLIAMS LOOKS A LIL FREAKISH TOO

Nobodys talking about Bey so stop bringing her up

@Z…I watch that trash sometimes, worse than Jerry Springer, lol…

Yea that black girl be trippin she likes to fight for some strange reason? Reminds me of the 8th grade.

@dapro…

sooo when r u gonna offer me some candy???

@Lauren

Herpes look like Biggie lil sister.

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Ya Mother!!!

going 2 change my pic…brb

@ LAUREN
HELL YEAH THE ONLY ONE I GOT IS TO BE GOOD!! YOU KNOW I HAVE A HARD TIME WITH THAT, I ALSO NEED TO STAY AWAY FROM MY SHIT STARTING ASS SISTER, YOU THE DRAMA SHE CAUSES ME, BUT OTHER THAN THAT IREALLY WANT TO GET MY MICHELLE OBAMA ON, STAY MY ASS OFF BOSSIP AND SEE WHATIT IS I NEED TO DO TO MAKE THE FIRST STEP UP HIGHER THAN WHERE I AM, I DONT WANT TO GET TO COMFORTABLE THIS YEAR

I HEARD IT WAS SOME WEINIE ASS DUDE ON HERE FROM HARLEM. I’M A REAL FLASHY HARLEM NIGGA THATS WHY ALL THESE BITCHES ONLINE IS ON MY DICK HUH CCSHAYSHAY

I wish I had a damn percoset.

tiffany is my fav on bad girls club it looks like kayla is going to get that ass beat by amber

@GLOK9N

WELL HELLO MZ BROOK LYNN MY NAMES IS GLOK LAST NAME 9N YOU KNOW ME….IM READING YOUR POST I WAS LEASING THAT X6 O8 WHEN I WAS IN ATL FOR TWO MONTHS IM FROM HARLEM IM ABOUT GWAP AND SEXY CHOCS LIKE YOURSELF AND EVEN MORE NOW, SO NOW THAT YOU MENTIONED THAT THONG I WANNA HIT…NICE TOO MEET YOU AS WELL MZ BROOK LYNN!!!

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My my my, don’t you move fast, before you hit anything what are you gonna do for me first.. I mean I’m saying “I ain’t no gold digga, but I can’t f*ck wit no broke niggas” LOL.. Like are you gonna:

wine and dine me
buy me some Christan Loubitin platform heels
or a Fendi spy bag
I mean these are things I expect from niggas like you from Harlem that hold weight na mean? lol

@ AKeys

That’s funny because my daughter is a Capricorn and my grandson is a Cancer. She gets into his ass for alot of things, but me, I just chill. That’s the AQUARIUS in me.

My grandson doesn’t like a whole lot of screaming being done at him – he hates that shit and I tell my daughter to chill out with that.

He’s cool with me though. When he sees that I don’t get mad at him for certain things he’ll look at me funny and say, “grandma, you’re not mad at me?”

I tell him no and EXPLAIN things to him. At three years old – you CAN actually TALK to your child and they’ll respect that more than you yelling and hitting them for every little thing they do.

@ Herpes
Thank god I don’t want my girl to get herpes
but T.I hes my Masturbating Buddy

Continuing my list of “special” athletes and coaches
Terrell Owens
Shaq
Kurt Warner
Tyler Hansborough
Peyton Manning (that’s still my son and I luv him)
Eli Manning
Donovan McNabb
Popeye Jones (google him… seriously, google him)
Mutombo
Mbenga (he plays for the Lakers)
Sam Cassel

let me think…
Tracey McGrady

The Cleveland Browns
The Cinncinnatti Bengals
Chad Johnson
Ohcho Cinqo
Chad Johnson (gotta make sure I got that nucca)
Plaxico Burress
Sean Peyton (coach of the Saints)
Les Miles (coaco of LSU)
Yao Ming
Ron Artest
The Houston Rockets
Mike Tyson
….

Why blame loreal? Pretty sure Beyonce has a lot of say in her photos and by the way if she was so offended by them altering or lightening her skin she surely has enough money to walk away from this company. So yes she does look pretty, most celebs do in ads because of photo retouching, but anyway seems she likes her lighter shades.

@ AKeys

I just went way off kilter with that story, didn’t I?

@ MAN WHAT ABOUT SHELDON WILLIAMS I DONT KNOW HOW IN THE HELL HE GOT CANDACE PARKER

DAMN @ HERPES, BIGGIE IN A WIG OR IS THAT JANICE COMBS GAINED WEIGHT!!!

Glok9n

I HEARD IT WAS SOME WEINIE ASS DUDE ON HERE FROM HARLEM. I’M A REAL FLASHY HARLEM NIGGA THATS WHY ALL THESE BITCHES ONLINE IS ON MY DICK HUH CCSHAYSHAY

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I like flasy dudes, I like metrosexual dudes too are you metro? plz say yes!!

@ be

lol yeah i played on 155th street a few times , a few of the older people on my block play there to. And yes i played ball if I was not getting in trouble in school i was always practicing my skills lol How olds your Son now ?

lmao at oh lawdy

@ MissBlaze43
We Capricorns are complex but chill

OH LAWDY!!!!

MAN SHELDON WILLIAMS LOOKS A LIL FREAKISH TOO
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I’ve meet dude, his head is huge. It’s like the Planters Peanut character

My boy played for Duke when Sheldon was there his head scary looking like the movie Mask (not Jim Carrey)

After “special consideration” I have removed

Tracey McGrady

Carry on.

@ MissBlaze43

A little bit but we all do it

brook: defeniton of metrosexual please….

@ Z
I THOUGHT TIFFAANY WAS ABOUT TO WHOP THAT ASS LAST NIGHT I MEANT TO WATCH IT BUT THE # 1 SHOW IN MY LIFE WAS ON NIP/TUCK SO I MISSED BAD GIRLS I MEANT TO DVR IT. SO WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT DID TIFFANY SLAP THAT SCRAGGILY HAIR LOUD BLACK BITCH YET CAUSE IM WAITIN

@ LAREN
YOU ARE TERRIBLE
HERPES DOESNT LOOK LIKE BIGGIES SISTER… DOES SHE? I CANT SEE GRAVIES, BUT I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE A CHICK THAT LOOKED ANYTHING LIKE BIGGIE WOULD HAVE A GRAVIE UP!!! JUST CANT BELIEVE IT

SEE ATX I MADE YOU LAFF TODAY!!!

@ MissBlaze43

@ AKeys

That’s funny because my daughter is a Capricorn and my grandson is a Cancer. She gets into his ass for alot of things, but me, I just chill. That’s the AQUARIUS in me.

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Bullshit!! Did u say Grandson? wow your older, sexy and a Freak, I am in lesbo heaven with you.. BTW no offense your sign sucks, well at least the Aquarius men do, they are sociopathilogical liars

qc704

@dapro…

sooo when r u gonna offer me some candy???

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Candy?? You have a sweet tooth ma? I have just the thing for that

Shay Shay…

I know that’s right girl, no time for the drama this year, we gotta leave that ish back in 08′!

@ Herpes
Your beautiful lots of people have you

LOOK BROOK I’VE BEEN TRICKING SINCE SEPTEMBER YOU NAME IT YOU GOT IT …I LOVE RECESSIONS WOMEN SHIT BE SO CHEAP!PLUS A LIL EXTRA FOR SOME BACKDOOR ACTION !

Shay…seriously girl, think of Biggie with a gold cheap lookin wig on…

dapro: stop being natsy

@ AKeys

Don’t front, though. Capricorns have alot of shit with them, too. You guys are very good at making people believe that everything is always somebody else’s fault. A trait my daughter learned very well – but like you said – I saw straight through all her Capricorn Bullshit!

I’m a capricorn

@ GLOK
YOU KNOW WE BE HAVIN OUR EYE ON YOU EVEN THE WHITE BITCHEZ EWANT YOU!!! IMEAN DAMN, ID THEY DONT KNOW THEY BETTER ASK SOMEBODY… BIGGUP TO HARLEM

@ATXCHICK
“defeniton of metrosexual please….”
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LOL.

Ne-Yo
Jonathan Plummer (Terry McMillan’s ex)
E. Lynn Harris
That dude on Tyra’s show ANTM

They are all “metro.”

herpes: come here i have a secret to share

man: that still aint telling me nothing come on now you can do better

LOL @ Ocho Cinco.

That’s 55% of my sports knowledge right there ^

@Lauren

Herpes look like Biggie lil sister.

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Ya Mother!!!
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@HERPES…

Sorry boo but ya face is NOT a good look…period.

metro sexual definition

Modern enlightened, sort of rennasance man. Secure and confident, capable and cool, typically well educated and stylish. Heterosexual with a twist, not gay by any means, but he probally has a few gay friends, and can easily be mistaken for gay by rednecks and jock types. The only straight guy in a fabric store or antique shop who is not being dragged there by a woman.

atxchick512

dapro: stop being natsy
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Me? Na, that’s you ma I was being courteous my dear

@ LAUREN
WELL DAMMIT I CANT SEE HER
AND IS IT A REAL FLICK,IH MY… WELL LIKE SOMEONE SAID BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER,,, TO BAD SHE CANT BEHOLD ALL THAT BEAUTY BACK FROM OUR EYES!!!!!

I’ll be back @ 5….

ain’t metro another word for homo…lol

LOL @ SHAY SHAY!!!

Be right back…

GLOK9N

LOOK BROOK I’VE BEEN TRICKING SINCE SEPTEMBER YOU NAME IT YOU GOT IT …I LOVE RECESSIONS WOMEN SHIT BE SO CHEAP!PLUS A LIL EXTRA FOR SOME BACKDOOR ACTION !
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I HAVE A CONFESSION……I SUCKED MY HOMIES DICK LAST NIGHT AND I CANT GET THE TASTE OUT OF MY MOUTH

Man

You my dude and the whole nine bruh but 2 out of the 3 you should not know unless you live with your girl

dapro: sure so you were actually going to give her some candy…..

akeys: thank you so gay but not gay….

man:

metro sexual definition

Modern enlightened, sort of rennasance man. Secure and confident, capable and cool, typically well educated and stylish. Heterosexual with a twist, not gay by any means, but he probally has a few gay friends, and can easily be mistaken for gay by rednecks and jock types. The only straight guy in a fabric store or antique shop who is not being dragged there by a woman.
THAT IS THE ANSWER I WAS LOOKING FOR MAN!!!

@atxchick512

brook: defeniton of metrosexual please….

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Yes Certainly, there are 3 levels of metrosexuality

Level1: Men who shower daily, clean there ears, get haircuts at least once or twice a week, waxes his eyebrows, shaves his body hair and wear clean nice clothes every day

Level 2: Men who does the above plus, have unusual piercings and tattoos in spots that are taboo, they drink cappachinos, may have made out once wit a dude but thats it they like fine art and cusine and knows a thing or two about MAC make up

Level 3: The Ultimate: Does all the above plus thinks about getting his dick sucked by another guy, incoporates anal beads and strap ons during sexual encounters, wears his girl lingerie and panties and doesn’t think that bending over is gay

Level 3 is usually the kind of guy I always attracts

That’s not Glock9n….that’s someone that was beefin with him earlier…

@ MissBlaze43
Capricorns love to be managed and are lazy
good traits we are Faithful and are amazing in bed

@ ATX

*secretly walking over crouched behind herpes to hear the secret*

@ATXCHICK
” that still aint telling me nothing come on now you can do better”
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Take a sec and think of all the dudes that you know that remind you of Ne-Yo. Um…. yeah…. just sit and think about that.

HIDING BEHIND A MANZ GRAVIE IS JUST AS HOMO AS IN REAL LIFE LOOK BROOK YOU WILL KNOW WHEN IM ADRESSING YOU I DONT TALK IN HOMO TONGUES ..NO MERTRO FOR ME LOVE BUT I’LL BANG THAT SNATCH OUT ON SOME MTERO NIGGR SONGS

BROOK: DO YOU REALLY ENJOY PUTTING ANAL BEEDS IN A GUYS ASS I DONT SEE HOW THAT WILL TURN ME ON…I KNOW A FEW METROSEXUAL GUYS SHOULD I WARN THERE MATES OR JUST LET IT BE A SUPRISE?

house is my fav show of all time. I watch it everynight

anywhoo they showing the Bad Girls Club right now.

ya’ll kno I ain’t got no job.

yo, if i was on this show i would be on the 10′ o clock news.

@ atxchick512

Thanks

@dapro…

watchu got

((smh at my curiosity))

HIDING BEHIND A MANZ GRAVIE IS JUST AS HOMO AS IN REAL LIFE LOOK BROOK YOU WILL KNOW WHEN IM ADRESSING YOU I DONT TALK IN HOMO TONGUES ..NO MERTRO FOR ME LOVE BUT I’LL BANG THAT SNATCH OUT ON SOME MTERO NIGGR SONGS

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lmao!!!

“Metrosexual” = Gay.

Trust me. I’ve experienced it.

this white bitch Boston nerdfs her ass wiped out!

AKEYS: SO ARE CANCERS THATS WHY OUR SIGN IS THE 69 SYMBOL

@ Brook Lynn

OMG – you are sooooo right. I don’t know WHY Aquarius men lie so much and for no reason – it doesn’t make any sense to me.

But the women – Aquarian women are the best – you can’t get more loyal than us – that is until you give us a reason to be untrue or unfaithful. But if you show loyalty to us – we’ll have your backs 4EVER!

@ atx
one just walked right by my desk, all dude is missin is about another 2 inches off the hairline and a BAD ASS LOUIS VOUTTON SWAGGER SCARF THATS ALL HES MISSIN, WITH THE SHINY SLIDE IN SHOES HE HAS ON I KNOW DUDE IS GOOD FOR AT LEAST 1 OR TWO OF THOSE TIGHT BOOTY ASS SPINS NE-YO DOES

needs*

Level 3: The Ultimate: Does all the above plus thinks about getting his dick sucked by another guy, incoporates anal beads and strap ons during sexual encounters, wears his girl lingerie and panties and doesn’t think that bending over is gay

Level 3 is usually the kind of guy I always attracts
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…

@atxchick512

herpes: come here i have a secret to share

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Tell me!!!

@ Lauren

You is a mean Bitch!!!

@ Corporatecutieshashay

I am a dime, I wish u could see me, can’t no Bitch on here mess wit me in the looks dept not even YOU. and I aint no ape or Biggie sista, I am a African Princess from the Villages of Kenya..and I have a Husband that looks like Denzel

Z: YES SHE DOES BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT I THINK SHE WOULD OF GOT IN KAYLA’S ASS THOUGH… BITCH SEEMS LIKE SHE IS CRAZY.. DO YOU THINK TIFFANY GONNA FIGHT KAYLA? I THINK KAYLA GONNA GET KICK OFF SOON AS SHE GETS IN THE FIGHT WITH AMBER

@DA PRO
“You my dude and the whole nine bruh but 2 out of the 3 you should not know unless you live with your girl”
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wut u mean?

@brook

stop messing with gay men.
level 3 is GAYYYYYYYYY…

thats it!
i c i gotta shake u again!!!

Man
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The metro list pimpin

metrosexual niggas
p. diddy (man, its true)
ne-yo
kanye west
john legend

So she had a nose job done too. Look at the four pic split again. The first one is her younger years.

SHAY SHAY: AND THOSE BE THE MEN WITH THE BIG DICKS TO DAMN….. WHAT A WASTE

HERPES: THE SECRET IS “THEY WILL SOON FIND A CURE FOR YOUR BUMBY ASS” lmao

qc704

@dapro…

watchu got

((smh at my curiosity))
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I’m thinking your a strawberry girl

@atxchick512

BROOK: DO YOU REALLY ENJOY PUTTING ANAL BEEDS IN A GUYS ASS I DONT SEE HOW THAT WILL TURN ME ON…I KNOW A FEW METROSEXUAL GUYS SHOULD I WARN THERE MATES OR JUST LET IT BE A SUPRISE?

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I do not like it!!!!! LOL

Ok BRB guys, gotta change my Tampon, it may take awhile

@ atxchick512

Cancers and Capricorns are the best at it
Freak A Leeks in bed but Ladies in the street

@dapro
im illiterate in the sex
dept…
soooo….
“strawberry girl”

elaborate

AKEYS: bASICALLY WE ARE THE BEST WHO WE NIGGA DJ KHALED OH MY BAD GOT CARRIED AWAY… CANCERS AND CAPRICORNS REUNITE IN 2009

@SNOOP
“metrosexual niggas
p. diddy (man, its true)
ne-yo
kanye west
john legend”
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dawg you need to take my nigga Puff and Kanye off that ish immediately. LOL.

@ HERPES
WELL I WONT TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY CAUSE OBVIOSLY YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN MY FLICK AND IM THE TRUE EPUTOME OF A BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMAN WITH LONG REAL HAIR HAZEL EYES, BEAYTIFUL CARMEL COMPLEXION, NOT LOREAL CARMEL. BUT REAL CARMEL, AND I AM A 5-6 BOSY WITH A 9-10 ASS SMALL C BREASTS AND IHAVE TWO DEGREES AND A LOVING HUSBAND AND A GREAT ASS JOB (I GET PAID ENOUGH AND IT ALLOWS ME TO BLOG 1/2 THE DAY … IF I CHOOSE)SO I HIGHY DOUBT IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING ON ME EXCEPT A SENSE OF HUMOR!!! AND WITH A NAME LIKE HERPES YOU SHOULD BE READY FOR ALL THE NEGATIVE FEEDBACK COMING YOUR WAY… ESPECIALLY ON BOSSIP!!!
GOOD LUCK!!! IF YOU ARE AS SPECIAL LOOKING AS THEY SAY, THEN YOU WILL NEED IT!!!

@ snoop bloggy blog

Diddy is no Metro sexual he actually is gay

DAPRO: WHAT KIND OF CANDY DO I LIKE?

I TOLD YOU, YOU WERE BEING FRESH…LMAO

@ atxchick512

Thats right!!!!!!!!!!

atxchick512

SHAY SHAY: AND THOSE BE THE MEN WITH THE BIG DICKS TO DAMN….. WHAT A WASTE

HERPES: THE SECRET IS “THEY WILL SOON FIND A CURE FOR YOUR BUMBY ASS” lmao

******************* Uh oh, No They won’t. The media want you to think that

BROOK: TAKE YOUR TIME I DONT WANT YOU TO INSERT IT IN THE WRONG HOLE MAY GET LOST… IM GLAD TO HEAR THAT YOU DONT AND I REPEAT DONT ENJOY ANAL BEEDS IN A GUY (WIPING SWEAT)

Cancer women are like emotional time bombs. Best left undisturbed.
**backing away slowly**

THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A GOOD HARD STIFF DICK UP MY DOOTSHOOT! I MAY TALK TUGH BUT I AM AS GAY AS HELL

atxchick512

Z: YES SHE DOES BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT I THINK SHE WOULD OF GOT IN KAYLA’S ASS THOUGH… BITCH SEEMS LIKE SHE IS CRAZY.. DO YOU THINK TIFFANY GONNA FIGHT KAYLA? I THINK KAYLA GONNA GET KICK OFF SOON AS SHE GETS IN THE FIGHT WITH AMBER
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this si my first time watching this show. i don’t know the names.

@ shay shay 5-6 bosy with 9-10 ass huh? * dick is partially hard*

gay Definition

1. jovial or happy, good-spirited

2. a homosexual male or female

3. often used to describe something stupid or unfortunate. originating from homophobia. quite preferable among many teenage males in order to buff up their “masculinity”

5. Sean combs Puff Daddy Aka Diddy

If a man gets anything waxed he gets DENIED!

corperatecutieshayshay

@ HERPES
WELL I WONT TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY CAUSE OBVIOSLY YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN MY FLICK AND IM THE TRUE EPUTOME OF A BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMAN WITH LONG REAL HAIR HAZEL EYES, BEAYTIFUL CARMEL COMPLEXION, NOT LOREAL CARMEL. BUT REAL CARMEL, AND I AM A 5-6 BOSY WITH A 9-10 ASS SMALL C BREASTS AND IHAVE TWO DEGREES AND A LOVING HUSBAND AND A GREAT ASS JOB (I GET PAID ENOUGH AND IT ALLOWS ME TO BLOG 1/2 THE DAY … IF I CHOOSE)SO I HIGHY DOUBT IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING ON ME EXCEPT A SENSE OF HUMOR!!! AND WITH A NAME LIKE HERPES YOU SHOULD BE READY FOR ALL THE NEGATIVE FEEDBACK COMING YOUR WAY… ESPECIALLY ON BOSSIP!!!
GOOD LUCK!!! IF YOU ARE AS SPECIAL LOOKING AS THEY SAY, THEN YOU WILL NEED IT!!!
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DAMN ARE YOU BRAGGING ABOUT WHAT YOU HAVE AGAIN! WE ARE TIRED OF HEARING HOW WELL YOU ARE DOING MA. BESIDES YOU COULD NOT EVEN FIND A GOOD BLACK MAN TO DEAL WITH YO FRONTIN ASS SO YOU MARRIED THE ENEMY

All my best friends and lovers in life have been Geminis (2 faced) and Scorpios (perverts).

What’s the topic of discussion?

**scrolling up 800+ posts**

bi-sexual definitions

some one who is attracted to both women and men. but, just because they like both doesnt make them
a) liars
b) confused
c) attention grabbers
d) whores
bisexuals deserve the same respect as gays and lesbians, because they are normal people too, you jerks! besides, wouldn’t you rather have both than just one??? heh heh heh…. love bisexuals too, you losers.

Z:
KAYLA: TALL BLACK GIRL WHO WANTED TO STRIP BUT GOT BUTT ASS NAKED INSTEAD
TIFFANY: MY ROAD DOG “WOAF WOAF” FIRECRACKER WENT THE HELL OFF ON KAYLA ASS (YELLOW CHICK)
AMBER/AMBER: TWO UGLY ASS BLONDE CHICK
BOSTON: NERD THE ONE WHO I WANT TO DROP KICK IN THE NOSTRIL
NUDY I FORGOT HER NAME: WALKS AROUND NAKED
DATING MY FATHER/GDAD: INSIGATOR (SPELLING)

TIFFANY MY GIRL THOUGH KINDA REMINDS ME OF ME WHEN I GET KRUNK (WHO SAYS THAT WORD STILL) OH YEAH ME… ANYWAY I JUST THOUGHT I SHOULD TELL YOU THIS…

@ Aunt Viv

IDK

@OSHIE
“All my best friends and lovers in life have been Geminis (2 faced) and Scorpios (perverts).:”
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LOL. I’m a Scorpio. I started to tell you earlier what I would do to you but I think you would’ve gotten offended.

bi-sexual definitions

some one who is attracted to both women and men. but, just because they like both doesnt make them
a) liars
b) confused
c) attention grabbers
d) whores
bisexuals deserve the same respect as gays and lesbians, because they are normal people too, you jerks! besides, wouldn’t you rather have both than just one??? heh heh heh…. love bisexuals too, you losers.

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i will marry a bi-sexual woman oneday

JAY Z GETS HIS PUBIC HAIRS WAXED OSHIE… THATS NATSY LOOKING I PREFER THE HAIR BUT NOT IN MY MOUTH (DAMN GAVE MY SELF AWAY AND I SAID I DONT GO DOWN) OPPS

BIG UPS @SHAY THIS SITE IZ FUKKING MY PC UP WOULDA RESPONDED EARLIER SORRY, THANKS @LAUREN SORRY I WANTED TO CONGRADULATE YOU ON YOUR BIRTH SORRY BUT WAS DISTRACTED BY HOMO THUGZ….MUCH BLESSING FROM THE MOST HIGH AND FROM ME ON YOUR PRINCESS(IT IS A GIRL RIGHT)? I HOPE SO!OH AND HAPPY NEW YEARS!

Man, I just don’t care

@OSHIE
“All my best friends and lovers in life have been Geminis (2 faced) and Scorpios (perverts).:”
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LOL. I’m a Scorpio. I started to tell you earlier what I would do to you but I think you would’ve gotten offended.
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I’m offended that you didn’t tell me.

MAN: WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO ME I WANNA KNOW

qc704

@dapro
im illiterate in the sex
dept…
soooo….
“strawberry girl”

elaborate
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Just as a I thought…You would need a man to lead you and unleash the freak potential inside

A strawberry girl is one who enjoys fruits or other means of stimulation during sex (not an everyday event but on occasion) Such as a man leading with a massage, or a bath.

A woman who enjoys being pampered

LOL @ AKeys posting the definition of gay.

You folks are hilarious. I just lurked for a few minutes and I witnessed 3 conversations going at once. The general conversation is 1 and Akeys talking to herself is 2 and Oshie talking to herself is 3…damn!!! LOL

@ AYX
I KNOW MY GAY FRIEND SHOWED ME HIS AND I SWEAR I ALMOST FAINTED I WAS QUESTIONING HIS ASS LIKE DO YOU HAVE BROTHERS, HELL WITH A JOHNSON LIKE THAT WHERES YOUR DAMN DADDY AT!!! MY GOD!!! HE WAS LIKE I KNOW I HAVE THESE BIG ASS TOLLS AND IM NOT INTERESTED IN DRILLING, I WAS ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING!!! WHAT A WATSE IM ABOUT TO GO ON STRIKE

@ATX

Sorry ma she’s a Bossip virgin, I’d had to pop the cherry

You’re next just so you know

@ *ATX*

blumpkin Definition

to recive a blowjob with defecating (taking a dump) The best of two worlds. This is universal,

That New Jersey hooker gave me a blumpkin and a scorching case of genital warts for $3.62

@ SNOOP
“i will marry a bi-sexual woman oneday”
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Dude, Ima be in a r/ship with two bisexual women. I will GLADLY be the third wheel.

Almost had it one time. That don’t count though cause they both looked liked dudes.
**shudders**

DAPRO: I LIKE TO BE PAMPERED I GUESS IM A STRAWBERRY JUST LIKE MY GIRL QC704 (HI-FIVE WE DID IT AGAIN)

SHAY SHAY: IF HE WOULD OF SHOWED ME THAT I WOULD DONE THIS
1 HURRY UP AND THROW A CONDOMN ON IT-JUST TELL HIM IM TRYING TO MAKE SURE THIS CONDOM FITS MY MAN
2 SOON AS IT IS ON
3 JUMP ON THAT SHIT AND RIDE IT LIKE A DONKEY
OKAY IMA STOP THATS SICK

Anon

You folks are hilarious. I just lurked for a few minutes and I witnessed 3 conversations going at once. The general conversation is 1 and Akeys talking to herself is 2 and Oshie talking to herself is 3…damn!!! LOL
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I am not talking to myself, I am dropping random jewels of knowledge that my disciples are quietly and gratefully absorbing.

WTF does SMH mean…

DAPRO: YES GETTING PREPARED AS WE SPEAK….

@ GLOKS ( IMPERSONATER)
JEALOUSY WILL GET YOU EVERYWHERE WITH ME!!!
BTW I DIDNT MARRY THE ENEMY I MARRIED THE ONLY MAN I KNOW STRONG ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH AN ALREADY PAID ASS WOMAN WITH A BIG ASS MOUTH AND A TON OF BROTHERS… LMAO
NOT TO MANY BROTHAS CHECKIN FOR A BIG MOUTH SISTA WITH HER OWN SHIT, SAY WHAT YOU WANT BUT YOU KNOW IM NOT LYIN

SHAKING MY HEAD AS IN IM SMH AT YOU BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW WHAT SMH MEANS DUH

Just posting Knowledge

cinicinnati BOW TIE: DAMN I HEARD IT ALL AKEYS LMAO

@ATX

I’d luv to tell you but something about that child in the gravie prevents from speaking that way to you lol

AKEYS: GIVE ME SOMETHING I CAN TELL MY DUDE TONIGHT

corperatecutieshayshay

@ GLOKS ( IMPERSONATER)
JEALOUSY WILL GET YOU EVERYWHERE WITH ME!!!
BTW I DIDNT MARRY THE ENEMY I MARRIED THE ONLY MAN I KNOW STRONG ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH AN ALREADY PAID ASS WOMAN WITH A BIG ASS MOUTH AND A TON OF BROTHERS… LMAO
NOT TO MANY BROTHAS CHECKIN FOR A BIG MOUTH SISTA WITH HER OWN SHIT, SAY WHAT YOU WANT BUT YOU KNOW IM NOT LYIN
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what horseshit!

@DA PRO

I think you scared of QC bruh. Not cool.

angry pirate Definition

when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

SHAY SHAY: IF HE WOULD OF SHOWED ME THAT I WOULD DONE THIS
1 HURRY UP AND THROW A CONDOMN ON IT-JUST TELL HIM IM TRYING TO MAKE SURE THIS CONDOM FITS MY MAN
2 SOON AS IT IS ON
3 JUMP ON THAT SHIT AND RIDE IT LIKE A DONKEY
OKAY IMA STOP THATS SICK

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like that? i got a big tool and i love to drill. wassup? lol

MAN: YOUR JUST MAD BECAUSE DAPRO WAS TALKING ABOUT STRAWBERRYS WITH YOUR GIRL

SHAY: YEAH AFTER A LONG THOUGHT OF THINKING YOU ARE RIGHT…DAMN YOU ARE RIGHT…BUT IT SHOW WOULD HAVE FELT GOOD

@ Man I just dont care

You’re right about Cancer women – and the bad thing about that is I’m noticing SOME of them in my grandson.

Like when he see’s me talking to someone else or I have a group of my friends around me – he wants to come over to me so that I can show him some love and attention too.

That’s my little man, though – my baby!

My daughter hates when I call HER son MY baby – but hey, it is what it is.

@ anon
you would know!!! ummmm hmmm

strap-ons Definition

strap on dildos that are worn by men with disfunctional penises, a woman in a lesbian couple, a woman penetrating a man’s anal hole, a man having sex with more than one person, etc.

@ atx
ive been a lesbian for like 3 hours before ( with my hubby) so it might not have been that bad…

what horseshit!

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If everytime you open your mouth you somehow never fail to mention how much you have or how well you are paid….you are a braggart….nobody likes a braggart…

do you know they have spray on condoms!!!

@ man…scroll to 4:56 i think atx was asking you something i almost answered for you….lol

@ corperatecutieshayshay

Was she hott White or black ??? Details

[...] Beyonce 09 L’oreal Ad: Lighter??? (Bossip) [...]

@ anon
i cant tell i can always get a rize out of you limp dick miserable ass!!!!

@ATX

Well, it would begin with the three of us (You, Shay Shay and I) all getting together..

Akeys with the bizness, i feel you

@atx

I had to turn. bitch said “I can’t stand bitches lighter than me”

@ shay shay….a big mouth is not a bad thing it could be very beneficial

HEY SHAY IS THE FAG BOY @ANON IMPERSONATING GLOK HE TRIED A FEW POST UP AND I SAW HOW ONE NIGGR DISAPPEAR AND THIS BYTCH NIGGR RETURNS SO OBVIOUS AND GONNA COME BACK ON SOME I WAS LAUGHING AT COMMENTS BULSHIT, BUT DIDNT POST SHIT. YOU BYTCH ASS NIGGR YOU GOT EXPOSED ON MY FIRST DAY BACK WHERES SMDH I MISS HER ASS TOO !!!???

B is beautiful…I’m glad she’s looking black again…LOL!

Hi Guys I am back (wheew)

@snoop bloggy blog

bi-sexual definitions

some one who is attracted to both women and men. but, just because they like both doesnt make them
a) liars
b) confused
c) attention grabbers
d) whores
bisexuals deserve the same respect as gays and lesbians, because they are normal people too, you jerks! besides, wouldn’t you rather have both than just one??? heh heh heh…. love bisexuals too, you losers.

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i will marry a bi-sexual woman oneday

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Uhh too bad I am takin

I think I was a Lesbian in my past life Cuz I Dream of women all the time having sexual Dreams of me and random women one time I had a wet Dream about me and Lucy Lu I know TMI sorry

REAL TALK: I KNOW YOUR NOT CALLING ME A LESBIAN

SNOOP: WHATS UP THEN…

DAPRO: DAMN I KNEW I SHOULDNT PUT THAT PIC UP MAYBE NEXT TIME.

MAN: O REALLY NOW

SHAY SHAY: REALLY HOW DID YOU APROACH THE FEMALE TO HAVE FUN WITH A 3SOME

@Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)

@atx

I had to turn. bitch said “I can’t stand bitches lighter than me
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Me either

Uhh too bad I am takin
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you can be my bi-sexual jump off

Z: YEAH SHE JUST SOUNDED DUMB WHEN SHE SAID THAT SHIT… JEALOUSY THATS ALL

@ Blue…..hello

Man, I just don’t care

@DA PRO

I think you scared of QC bruh. Not cool.
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I kept it clean bruh…….

lesbian Definition

A female who is attracted to other females emotionally and sexually. Period. You are not necessarily a lesbian if you have strong feelings of love for other women…do NOT get this confused. Also, if you’re with a lesbian, you aren’t necessarily a lesbian unless you too love (emotionally and sexually) other women. Lesbians are NOT necessarily man-hating, not ALWAYS feminists, and do NOT always have penis fear or envy. Stereotypes may describe lesbians as slutty girls who sleep with other women to get men in bed, but let’s get the facts straight: lesbians = women who love women and want to be with them sexually ONLY. If you’re a horny guy looking to get a woman-loving girl in bed, try the word bisexual or man-pleasing whore.

AKEYS: YOU KNOW I AGREE WITH YOU ABOUT THE PAST LIFE CAUSE I ALWAYS WANTED A ONE ON ONE RELATIONSHIP WITH A FEMALE BUT IM NOT DOING NOTHING

Listen yall, I am ready to move to the USA cuz my friends say it is the land of opportunity so I need one of you guys in here to marry me so I can be a US Citizen I am:

5’5
237lbs
Blonde hair
Brown eyes
my measurements are 44-35-58
and I like to eat Ice cream cones and Ride Bicycles, any of you fine gentleman wanna give a sexy chick from Kenya a shot?

I’m out peace ladies and gents

ANON IS A FUKING FAGGET HEY NOBODY LIKE A FAGGET!!! THATZ THE TRUTH BRAG IF YOU GOT IT FUK THAT WHY NOT ONLY JEALOUS BYTCHES GONNA FEEL SOME WAY!!! GOT IT FLAUNT FUK IT!

AK-47 Definition

Bomb ass Chronic that packs a powerful punch.

Any one have any

HERPES: SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO RE-JOIN YOUR FRIENDS OFF OF YOUR COMMERCIALS… WHEN YOU RIDE YOUR BIKE DOES IT HURT I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW THAT.
ME AND SOME FRIENDS FROM COLLEGE DID A HERPES COMMERCIAL FOR SPEECH AND WE ENJOYED MAKING FUN OF YOU…

Akeys

What is the definition of a man who is hetrosexual that sends pictures of his cock to another man via email that is homosexual?

Bye Dapro

I need Answers AKEYS!!!

Good night fam…

intercourse Definition

The penetration of the penis into the pelvic cavity, resulting in partners being pelvis to pelvis as in the missionary position with sexual organs being totally obscured by pubic hair.

BROOK: HOW DO YOU GET A WOMEN TO HAVE A 3SOME WITH YOU AND YOUR MEN I WANT TO KNOW…

That’s much better….

Actually, it’s a very nice pic.
She’s got one of the ugliest mouths (lips, smile, teeth) in the business.

What is the definition of a man who is hetrosexual that sends pictures of his cock to another man via email that is homosexual?

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Faggot that haven’t came out the closet yet

Wait I have another question:

What is the definition of a hetrosexual man, that likes to wear ya wigs and bras and always wants to go Mac cosmetic shopping wit you and agrees to watch Gay porn with you and allowas you to pour candle wax on his ass while sticking a small sexual device such as a Bullet inside them? Just wondering for the other women out there.

@ATX CHICK
“YOU KNOW I AGREE WITH YOU ABOUT THE PAST LIFE CAUSE I ALWAYS WANTED A ONE ON ONE RELATIONSHIP WITH A FEMALE BUT IM NOT DOING NOTHING”
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What you mean you not “doing nothing?” Are you STILL talking about not going down on a woman?

I think you are lil more attracted to women. Just a hunch.

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyl (I blamed it on the Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Alcohol)

Akeys

What is the definition of a man who is hetrosexual that sends pictures of his cock to another man via email that is homosexual?
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I would suspect that they both are gay LOL

BTW, that was a nice smooth switch of identities. Kudos!

SNOOP: I SAID WHATS UP AND YOU HAVENT RESPONDED

@ Brooke

Bi-now-gay-later

The temporary bisexual identity of a young, naive homosexual male.

@atxchick512

BROOK: HOW DO YOU GET A WOMEN TO HAVE A 3SOME WITH YOU AND YOUR MEN I WANT TO KNOW…

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Well for one I am pretty easy on the eyes so women we choose naturally were attracted to me, but most of them were girls I went to college wit, 2 were girls he used to mess wit that he did so wrong he turned them into full blown lesbians and 1 girl we met at a gay bar..

MAN: YOU KNOW YOU PROB RIGHT…. IM BI-SEXUAL!!! BUT I DONT GO DOWN DOES THAT COUNT AS A BI SEXUAL

Closet case Definition

A man who pretends to be heteroexual but secretly owns a dildo and has multiple subscriptions to homosexual pornographic magazines. Therefore making the subject a homosexual in denial.

@ a keys
did a lil 3some with my hubby, scared and shocked the shit out of him!!! but she was the most beautiful bohemiam lookin girl i had ever seen, we were at my hubbys best friend strip club and we werehaving sim3e calamari, they have the best in town and sehe walked by me and i told my hubby to look at her and he said she was ok, but all night she had me looking at her out of the corner of my eye, so my scarey ass hubby was like i bet you want go over and get a lap dance i dare you so when i went sat in vip i summoned her for a dance tipped her ass swell and my hubby turned red bull red when i looked over at him so i put a lil bug in homegirls esr and she was down and i walked her over to my hubby and yold him we were having company for the night ( he looked like he was about to faint) she walked off and finished her set, it was all kind of black dudeds muggin the shit out of my hubbt cause he walked out with te two baddest chicks in the club, even though he was so weak in th3e knees i was practically holdin him up!!! i a real bitch when i see something me or my hubby wants i go get it!!! thats what you do when your a go getter!!!!!! im not nasty im happily married and im a freak!!! cant help it

BROOK: THERE YOU GO I WILL ATTEND A GAY BAR BINGO

@ Brooke: The answer to all of your questions today is “faggot”.

@snoop bloggy blog

What is the definition of a man who is hetrosexual that sends pictures of his cock to another man via email that is homosexual?

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Faggot that haven’t came out the closet yet

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I dont think he a fag and he said the gay guy went in his cell phone and stold the pics out of it…….twice.

SNOOP: I SAID WHATS UP AND YOU HAVENT RESPONDED

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i don’t want to get you all sprung and leaving yo man and shit chasing me…lol

Gotta go guys
I have to study have a huge English Lit Exam (Sigh)
love you

Ok Guys I have something to tell you…

@ brooke….i hope this guy you referring to is not your baby daddy…..lol

@ Brooke: I dont think he a fag and he said the gay guy went in his cell phone and stold the pics out of it…….twice.
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I suppose he fell on his dick a few times too, huh?

Brook is herpes surprise….lmao

BROOK: WHAT IS IT?

I suppose he fell on his dick a few times too, huh?

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LMMFAO