Jesus Take The Wheel: Brazilian Evangelical Pastor Convinced Congregation The Holy Spirit Was Released Through His “Sacred Milk”

- By Bossip Staff Categories: Arrests, Crotchy-licious, Dirty Dog Diaries


God don’t like ugly. These days everywhere we look there seems to be some skanky charlatan charading as a man of God, but this case has to be one of the worst!

Via Vatican Crimes reports:

Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor. He has been arrested after deceiving the faithful using the name of the “Holy Spirit” by using these foolish lies.

This criminal pastor claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his “member” in the form of “sacred milk”. This pastor said that his “member” was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit” and, of course, he had to release it in order to “evangelize”.

According to the testimony of one of his victims:

“He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that’s why he would do what he did”. Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to “work jaws” on him until the Holy Spirit would come through his release”.

This pastor is already in jail where, he said when they arrested him that he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk.

Now that’s dedication. YUCK!

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