both

2nd

no contest

Wow, is this a trick question? How could you even dare compare the two. I guess this is a early morning joke to get us ready for the day. It worked

Even on Beyonce’s worst day, she looks better than Angel. I don’t understand why any woman would get a tattoo on her neck and them shoes are a mess!

Angel I see Beyonce got her gold oscar nominations outfit on again.

Even though I can’t stand no Beyucknonesingingce I will have to go with her. That Angel chick is hideous.

I must not be on the same page as everyone else cause I would beat the brakes off of Angel Lola!!! Her cakes (whether fake or not) would be beet red after am done!!!! LMAO!!!

I would just like to say if you are wearing ANYTHING that has a line separating the bust from the body…it is suppose to go BELOW the breast…NOT across…tacky rabble….

ALL is a fake ass – no one in their right mind would take her seriously. CoCo – please girl. Some camel is missing a toe.

Beyonce will always look better than this chick. However Beyonce wig/weave looks horrible in this picture.

Oh…is Ice T the real life Powder? Damn I understand ‘light skinned’ or ‘red bone’ but nothing?

Beyonce still looks better with the lace front every which way.
Deconstruct it: Gold is the winners medal, Gold is the oscar statue and Gold compliments her skin. Lola is Omega to Beyonce’s Alpha, question answered. It’s her brand.

Beyonce hands down. The Natural look is the best way to go and Beyonce is closer to that than Angel in these pics. The makeup, contacts and tat on the neck are less attractive. I like angels dress but i would nix the shoes. BTW Angela bassett looks better than both of them from the forehead down(I dont like her hair)

Beyonce anyday ANgel is a fake booty mess

Before this topic gets outta hand…..I have to honestl say that neither of them look very good in this picture.

1) Beyonce looks disheveled and has too many accessories on. She could have done with the shawl. And maybe put her hair in an updo because it takes away from the dress with that Mustafa hairstyle. lol

2) Lola, Lola, Lola. No boo-boo. The dress looks cheap, and her legs are ashy. And she has a stain right on the bottom of her dress (right where she is holding her purse). This outfit looks boring and plain. As does the purse. She really aint even that cute from the front. She needs to just turn around and show the money-maker because if it werent for that…..I dunno.

But overall….Beyonce definitely beats out Lola. Even on her not-so-good day, Bey still keeps it poppin.

One more thing…

Thanks goin’ to Bus for wearing a hat and covering his face….thanks.

Lola’s got a big head. Looks like she got a pee pee splash stain on the front of her dress too. And her dress is wrinkled. I say Angela looks more bangin’.

Morning Peeps. I say B wins this round even though they both look unkempt.
Angela Basset looks great: I only wish she’d put more lotion on her elbows

She just was there because Jay-z added the premiere.
Be Real mto!

1) *done without the shawl

hey ms vee ……i hate angel but i like those shoes!!!

Beyonce needs the attention ! I think she couldn’t live without being in the spotlight.
That’s why she tells the media everytime where she spends her vacation.

the bronze bone all day,…………… angel

Hey Oh Lawdy–I didnt see the shoes let me check ‘em out. I’m a shoe WHORE lol.
Wassup Nik U-where are my samples? U know, what we discussed off-line???

me too vee i love shoes,…….i went to target last night for the first time and got a few pairs is isaac mizrahi’s for target for like 9.00 a piece cant wear them everday but they are nice…..

they both pretty women! no hate from here! euh maybe angel is the fakest of bothcause she has fake booty, beyonce just claims she has a booty and wear booty pads!

Beyonce got this one hands down!! That Lola chick looks akward to me. Her legs don’t fit her body, her ass is way to big and she looks constipated in the face.

Beyonce looks very nice and classy. That is definately a good color for her.

Does Lola have an iron in her house?

Of course Bey Looks better. But anyway, would Bey actually be at this premier if she was wasnt married to Jay? Hell no!!

Yeah Angela’s elbows are a lil bit Tacky Ashy…..

LMFAO….

Beyonce

Beyonce hands down!

Bey’s more banging cause she make her dolla s off hard work and talent, not sillycon and and back shots. Get it together BOSSIP!

That was not nice

neither

BEYONCE HAS TAKEN IT ONCE AGAIN. PLUS ANG HAS A SPOT ON THE BOTTOM OFF HER DRESS. B LOOK CLASSY ANG LOOK LIKE SHE JUST THREW SOMETHING ON.

@Nikki

…I agree with the bust line comment…I’m so tired of seeing it.

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Beyonce wins.

angel actually looks cute in this dress..sorry bey you look like a ho on the prowl.

sorry by face wise, i think i prefer angel! she has a real exotic lok! just like us AFRICA WOMAN!
Actually beyonce face is gorgeous too! cant choose lol

definately angel…beyonce’s hair is definately not poppin

what is up with the wet spot on the bottom of lola’s dress? That explains why she’s even at this premiere

B will trump Angela any day!

and also…last night was nippy in NYC where is beyonce going with those open-toe shoes with no stockings? This is not Texas, we have cold winds upon us

DIVA vs. Video Hoe???? Hmmm…..is this a real question? Please, even if Beyonce had no make-up, sweat pants and was going bald she still would have it! LOL

**Sigh**

Here we go again…What the eff is the fascination with gold lame’? She looks like Fool’s Gold. The dress is cute, WHY DID SHE WEAR THAT AWFUL CRUELLA D’VIL WRAP?? Always too much. And as usual, wrong style of shoe, gaudy accessories and an awful, tacky matted weave/wig with nappy roots. What does she have against relaxer? She always needs a touch-up. Her roots never match her ends. Those shoes are bad but do not go with this dress. And why does EVERYTHING have to be shiny? We SEE you! Ever thought about a splash of color? She makes too much money to be so damn tacky. Is her mom still sewing that sh@t? Why won’t she invest in a stylist? What does Jay Z say about all this? I think he always looks dapper. Why the hell is his better half appearing in public looking like a disco ball? All she needs is a gold tooth. But the irony is, she thinks she’s tres’ fly. She’s such a douchebaguette. And I now know why she wears those ugly-ass-hot-in-the-summertime-crotch-sweating stockings for. Those cottage cheese thighs. But I digress. I’m going with the blow-up doll, Lola Lumps.

I think face wise Angel has Beyonce beat. They both have on makeup so nothin is more natural than the other. I really hate that tat on angel’s neck though. Neither outfit is anything nice to me.

Angela has both of these ladies beat as far as outfit goes.

Bey’s more banging cause she make her dolla s off hard work and talent, not sillycon and and back shots. Get it together BOSSIP!

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Yes, Beyonce would NEVER get implants or show her ass!

**insert sarcasm**

I think Beyonce looks the best of the two. Her chartreuse dress and wrap looks understated but classy. I love her YSLs; I’m debating whether to get a pair myself. I don’t know who the other person is but she’s wearing an ill-fitting, cheap dress that doesn’t flatter her body and has an awkward hairdo. It should be noted that Angela Bassett’s face is absolutely flawless!

Well, Angel’s oval breasts are in the middle of the bust line….

Beyonce is always a little over-dressed…

But I’ll take Beyonce over Angels ovaltine ta’ta’s…

Beyonce got this one!

Good Mornin’ peeps!

What it do????????

B’s hair looks like that because Jay grabbed a handful of that wig while he was tearing her up in the limo on the way to the premiere! So let’s give her a break… LMAO

That other chick looks like she peed on herself.

well, i still don’t think its cool to say that someone shits on someone else! as usual, women are their worst ennemies! men are already judging us,giving us notes etc…and WE do the same! like i said, they both gorgeous!

Oh, and did I mention that Lola’s shoes are HIDEOUS?? They look like little house on the prairie church shoes. They absolutely do not go with that Rainbow dress.

Let her tell it, she looks good. Keep liking those hood niggas boo, cuz thats ALL you will attract. Flashing your ice in that wack video…..you need to pawn that bitch in and buy some Nivea cream for them knees, and a better dress that fits, and shoes for a grown-woman.

And she looks like a bobble-head.

@TruDiva:

What up mama?!! How’s the morning treatin’ ya?

Excess fabric seemed to be the fashion theme of the evening. That said, I can’t wait to see the movie.

Good morning Vee, NU, Lawdy, Architect!

Hi Re, Hi 1TruDiva!

I take that back. The Lola ho has on an ill-fitting cheap ass dress. Forever 21? AND it has a skeet stain on it. Who did she blow on the way over? You can see the “bump” of the tracks in her hair. It looks like someone tacked her weave on. Who thinks those saddlehips are cute? Her ass is rubber. Her titties are helium? She’s actually like the Goodyear blimp, rubber and full of hot air. MC Lola fails too.

They both suck ass.

Ciara beat both of them.

And is she matching the black purse to her weave? Cuz it sure dont match anything in her outfit.

“Boss Bitch”…..hahahahaha…..more like “employee bitch”. lol

lmao @ angel luv having to wear plus size dresses because of her sillycone bumper. baby, u wanted them thangs, now get a custom wardrobe. u look like u wearin potato sack. and that neck tat ugh.

beyonce by default.

@Re:

Did you change your gravie?

Angel Lola Luv wins this hands down. Her class and sophistication can’t be beat.

Vee…
Done!!

Hey Auntie!!

Wut up everyone?

Hey Purpple…

Hey Re, 1TruDiva, Lady Architect, Aunty Viv:-)

Re-where’s B?? Didn’t y’all email me last night? Forgive me for not-knowing-who’s-email-address-is-whos. I just checked aol & sent back guidelines for the self-publishing process…

@Nikki,
Co-sign on your fashion comments…

Lol @ Man

I’d have to go with my girl Beyonce. Wonder where Jay was since they did just get back from Vac, you’d think he’d be there w/B but o well. However, I like the color of Angela Lov’s dress.

On the other hand, Angela Basset looks like a timeless beauty. She looks really nice!! Not feeling the biker look on Ice and Coco but hey, whatever works. Cant wait to see the movie!!!

@Aunt Viv
@Vee

Goodmorning ladies! When is the last day to say Happy New Year?

@Racquel26

I just zoomed in a bit! How are ya!

@ Nik U-thanks gurl! I gotta send u something as well…
@ Man-Good Morning! I notice you forgot two certified, bonafide nuts on your list of special athletes…Latrell Sprewell & Andre Rison. And hey-you take McNabb off!! I love me some him

TODAY<<<<< @ Re….

Which one? Hmm? Are we talking which one gets taken home to meet the fam or one to keep around during the winter and maybe call at 2 in the morning?

Damn Bossip, why does everything have to be a competition?? And how much money is Matthew Knowles paying you all to keep Beyonce name on this site?? All of these Beyonce threads generate at least a THOUSAND comments!! Even her haters hate enough to post a comment about her!!

Oh, and Beyonce hands down!!

Bump both of them over-rated chicks.

I’m going with Angela Bassett!!

beyonce looks messy and so do this other chick. b go back to the lacefront the half wigs arent working

@ Nina Knows

What’s up lady!!! How is life treating you this AM?

MORNING DAMMIT! I DONT THINK NONE OF THESE CHICKS LOOK BETTER ….LOLA CUZ SHE COME FROM ETHIOPIA AND THEY HAVE SOME BIG AZZS SKINNY OR THICK, BEY GOT A FLAT AZZ!

angela basset is so elegant !

@Nikki

Lol! Cause people are saying Happy New Year and it’s the middle of January…I was wondering when the cut-off point was…

@VEE
” I notice you forgot two certified, bonafide nuts on your list of special athletes…Latrell Sprewell & Andre Rison. And hey-you take McNabb off!! I love me some him”
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Oh no. Not my nigga Spree. That’s my dog. I was still a fan after:

The incident where the dog mauled his daughter and he refused to have the dog put down.

The infamous choking incident

The spitting out his gum and swatting it into the stands incident.

All of the contract feuds.

The child support issues

The bankruptcy issues

My nigga ain’t crazy… He is one of the most underrated guards ever. While Jordan was in retirement he went to Oakland to play Spree one on one. (I know I’m a basketball junkie)

lol@ Nina, whut up girl..i knew the genius’s would say angie bassett like i did.

I can’t believe no one is picking the regal and elegant Angel.

SMH at Black people. Must all of our women be “hood rats?”

LOL @ Man I Just Don’t Care

hey man hey viv hey nu hey re ………one more day till friday!!!

hey purp

@ Nina Knows-Hey. I agree with you. In an earlier post I said A Basset looks the best-but she could’ve spared a lil lotion for those elbows
@ Re-I once heard someone say you can say Happy New Year till Feb. They were ‘older’ so I believe them. lol
@ Glok9n-well Mornin’ to you too-dammit! Haha
@ Man-and WOW! So lemme get this straight: you can support Sprewell despite ALL his vast-and diverse craziness but you hate McNabb because he smiles too much? Oy Ve’…

Good Morning Nik u and Aunt viv and everyone… Beyonce got this one on lock. Nik u i got your chocolate covered strawberries in a candygram and about to sent them to you via Bossip-ex hope you like them especially for you my dear!

Hey hey Man what it do

daym i put too much sugar in my porridge! shyt, this crap takes a half hour to make.

I like both of their outfits
bc it looks like i can afford them!

angela looks good.

idk y, but i like ice t n coco
together.

busta looks like he cant breathe.

good morning yall!

Re…

The cut off date is the 3rd….IMO…that is all that counts…

Already said before, but Beyonce and Angel both look a mess. Angela Bassett looks the best out of ‘em all.

@Re:

Oh, okay…cuz I thought it was somwone else with the same name and different pic. But that’s a cute pic though!

I’ve been aight…cant wait until tomorrow!! Fridays cant come fast enough!

lol man go head with that Angel mess and just say you want some attention and now

mild…

I JUST got it…Im wrong for eating them this early in the AM…but OH WELL!! Thanks!!

*someone

Angela Bassett is running circles around both of them! Not really feeling the French’s mustard swag on B but she beautiful as usual. Angel is just ok.

what s up qc my lil sister

@VEE
“and WOW! So lemme get this straight: you can support Sprewell despite ALL his vast-and diverse craziness but you hate McNabb because he smiles too much? Oy Ve’…”
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Yeah.

@PURPPLE
“lol man go head with that Angel mess and just say you want some attention and now”
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LOL. You “understand” me. That’s what I like about you.

Hey Aunt Viv!
Hey Veedazzle!

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

Oh…is Ice T the real life Powder? Damn I understand ‘light skinned’ or ‘red bone’ but nothing?
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LMAO!!!!

*in Plies voice* who lighter than me??

@ Re,
I’m gonna keep saying happy new year until this Sunday…

Hi Glok! Happy New Year mild sauce!

((waving frantically))

HEY OH LAWDY

hello man.
Sup Auntie Vee

hey oshie

Beyonce hands down!!

Hey there qc!!!
(((big wave back at cha)))

@QC704

Wut’s up?

@ QC and @ Oshie–Good Morning!
@ Man-smh, just smdh…Regardless, E-A-G-L-E-S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Lawdy! Who would you scissor with? I like the plastic one, Angelica Love me Long Time or whatever.
Beyonce looks like everything is on crooked.

Someone get Lola a steam machine!!!!!

Beyonce has on 3 shades of gold, 10k, 14k, 24k…

She looks like a Gold Brick egg…

If it rains, she will tarnish…

AUNTIE VIV MORNING DARLING ….I SEE BOSSIP STILL POSTING THE SAME PPL AND ASKING THE SAME QUESTION ABOUT THE SAME PPL …WHAT HAPPENED TO CHANGE ?

i would scissor you and be oshie

Hey Vee, Viv, qc, T-Pain and whats up Kanye I see you!!!

Who here thinks Kanye West is “anonymous says”?

Angel’s tits don’t even fit into the cups of the dress and I can only imagine what she looks like from behind. Beyonce is classy, so she def looks better. Angel go sit your fake ass ass down or is that against doctors orders…. yuck

I don’t know about a steam machine but I’ll give her a tongue bath!

GLOK9N—bossip will enforce change on 01-20-2009

@OH LAWDY

Luv ur gravie boo.

If someone can just file Angel’s boobs from oval to circle..

….

@VEE TELL BOSSIP TO SWITCH THEY SHIT UP DAMMIT…YOU LOOKING PRETTY TEMPTING THIZ MORNING MY DEAR!

Lawdy what’s that in your gravy?

Damn, y’all hate much? Both of these girls look good. Were any of you on the red carpet last night lookin bangin? If so I’d love to see the pics.

There is all types of hatoration and holleration goin on up in here.

you like that man!!! does that flat booty chick turn you on???

its the old one of that fat white chick in a thong and nasty schoolgirl skirt!!!

Ok where is my new boo sxyqblondie? Oookkk il just come back later but before i leave here is a mess of flowers on the floor for sxy’s entrance… nobody step on them please!

1/20/09 OHHHHHHHH LAWDY!!!

SUP OSHIE

QUEEN B!!!

OK SERIOUSLY LOLA LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN THE DRESS IS WASHED OUT POOR COLOR CHOICE DOES NOTHING FOR HER WHEN IN DOUBT WEAR BLACK..BEYONCE THAT DRESS IS AWFUL THE COLOR IS HARSH AND THE SHOES I DON’T KNOW SHE LOOKS LIKE A Puerto Rican …..

I’m going with Angela Luv, for the simple fact that she chose to comb her hair when going to a movie preimer.

@OH LAWDY
“you like that man!!! does that flat booty chick turn you on???”
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That chick seems like fun…

Hi Oshie!!!

@ Glok9n,
Change gon’ come boo, change gon’ come…
In the meantime, Bossip wouldn’t be Bossip without a daily Bey post.

how does she look lik efun man??

???

Please withhold all Scissor activity until Monday because I have audits today and tomorrow.

I will be present Monday for proper supervision.

Looks like Beyonce got some D on the way there…damn girl, find a BRUSH or something! Like that color though!

Morning People!

@OH LAWDY
“how does she look lik efun man??”
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She just look like she knows how to have a good time. You know? No, “inhibitions” or “shame” with her. Just look like anything goes

Trains

Planes

Automobiles…

ANYTHING!

Ladwy I feel like I’m looking at an extra-large bag of Pillsbury flour looking at your gravie lol!

Angela always looks sloppy to me… even with Bey’s messed up hair, she still is way more beautiful then Lola…

*Lawdy*

Both are smokin hot.

Beyonce!!!

She is growing her natural hair color out or she’s pregnant!!!

She looks sexy, she has the body for anything and I love her outfit especially the color and the shawl just brings it out more.

Now J, this new look is not him trying to be geeky it’s just that he is at the eyeing wearing stage in his life..

Is it mean, or does Beyonce hair look off? I love the color of B’s dress though. Angel Ho-ho isn’t wearing anything to write home about….moving on

eye glass not eyeing

hey you forgot to add ciara….sorry i am a beyonce fan but ciara looked good. beyonce looked like she forgot to comb her hair and the dress doesn’t to much for her. but since we are comparing beyonce and Lola i have to give it to Lola. please don’t crucify me….lol

I would just like to say if you are wearing ANYTHING that has a line separating the bust from the body…it is suppose to go BELOW the breast…NOT across…tacky rabble….
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LOL….. no one seems to realize that,, it is truly the WORST fashion faux pas..ever!!!! followed by spandex on obese chicks…

Man, I just don’t care

@OH LAWDY
“how does she look lik efun man??”
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She just look like she knows how to have a good time. You know? No, “inhibitions” or “shame” with her. Just look like anything goes

Trains

Planes

Automobiles…

ANYTHING!
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ANGEL’s dress looks cheap as hell!

CIARA!? Where?

*going to look*

angela Bassett out of just these 2 Beyonce

Beyonce- Hands down winner!!! Who and WHAT is Angela Lola whatever ?!

I don’t see no Ciara.

Carl Thomas… where has he been?

@ Glok9n-LOL now u know Bossip LUVS itself some B. Without her the site couldnt exist.
Obama’s the only one who promised change: errrrrrbody else stays the (boring) same:-)
@ Oh Lawdy & Aunt Viv-I just read a story where one of The Biggest Loser chicks was locked up for throwing flour on someone cuz he told her big arse to have a pizza. LOL
@ Lauren-Morning fellow-Philly-fan:-)

lala#1…

That isnt even ‘Fashion 101′ that’s pre-school shit…

@Vee,
“Oh Lawdy & Aunt Viv-I just read a story where one of The Biggest Loser chicks was locked up for throwing flour on someone cuz he told her big arse to have a pizza. LOL”
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Ok, that’s so mean but that just made me choke-now I have coffee in my nostrils LOL!

neither,their weaves look a mess

B looks like she and Jay rolled around in the limo a bit, that messy bed head look, but she still looks great. Angel Lola or whatever her name is looks like she slept in her dress and there’s a stain at the bottom. Her legs look hairy too. B hands down!

@Man,
“Please withhold all Scissor activity until Monday because I have audits today and tomorrow.

I will be present Monday for proper supervision.”
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LOL

LOL @ fat people…

There was an “incident” yesterday that I will not elaborate on.

As a result, the quality of a woman’s TEETH have moved up on my list of requirements for a relationship.

Carry on.

Man….

It dont matta just dont bite it…OUCH!!

@ Aunt Viv-Ooops sorry about that hiccup w/your coffee. Here’s the story: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28540336/

@ Man-without elaborating you said a mouthful (no pun intended). LOL

I GONNA TALK ABOUT OBAMA AND SELLOUT AZZ….HE HIRED ALL THE SAME FUKKAH FROM CLINTON ADMINISTRATION …WHAT KIND OF CHANGE IZ THAT NO BLKS ON BOARD , STILL HAS NOT ADRESSED THE POOR IN THIS COUNTRY,AND WHO THE FUK IS THIS MIDDLE CLASS?….NOW YOU EITHER RICH OR POOR AND ITZ ALWAYZ BEEN THAT WAY!

lol@ Purpple.. .and you know this maaaan! Girl you know we share the same brain patterns. anybody with good sense, 20/20 vision, and un-retarded would say angela basset! lol

Morning Vee!!

Hey TRS!! I’m here, cant complain!!

@lauren
ANGEL’s dress looks cheap as hell!
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Duh lauren!!!
angel wanted all her fans to know
that we can afford the same things
she wears…shes reaching out..gahhh!!!

lolz.
sidenote…long hair is not for her.

@ Aunt Viv-Ooops sorry about that hiccup w/your coffee. Here’s the story: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28540336/

@ Man-without elaborating you said a mouthful (no pun intended). LOL

Hey Lauren!

Hi Nina!

@ Bossipers-what’s with this ‘your comment is awaiting moderation’ crap???
Very odd…

@QC704

How are your teeth?

Hey there Auntie!

Why didn’t Angela Bassets husband tell her she needed some lotion on those elbows??? That ain’t right!

@MAN
There was an “incident” yesterday that I will not elaborate on.

As a result, the quality of a woman’s TEETH have moved up on my list of requirements for a relationship.

Carry on.

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AHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

((PAUSING TO CATCH MY BRETAH))

BWAHAHAHHAHA

BOTH OF THEM LOOK LIKE THEIR LEGS ARE HORRIBLE. BEYONCE LEGS LOOK LIKE JAYZ PUTS HIS CIGARS OUT ON THEM.

ANGELA IS JUST GUTTER PERIOD. NOT A BEY FAN BUT THAT IS BELOW BEY TO COMPARE HER TO SOMEONE OF NO TALENT AT ALL.

BEYONCE HAS THE WORST WEAVES EVER.

BEY 2009
GET A NEW WIG LINE!!!!!

ONLY BLACK PEPOPLE WILL SWEAT AND GIVE ATTENTION TO A VIDEO HO!!!!!!!

PREPARE TO SPREAD YOUR AZZ WIDE OPEN CUZ FOR THE NEXT 4 YRZ BLK FOLKZ OBAMA IZ GONNA PUT A STIFF FOOT UP OUR AZZ! HE GONNA APPROVE ALL OF BUSH LAWS INTO PLAY, PRIVACY IZ DEAD, NOW I THINK OBAMA IS THE DOOR WAY OF THE ANTI CHRIST! I VOTED FOR NAT TURNER!!!

Bey looks broke down but still looks hot.

@MAN

i have crooked teeth and acne
but if u hold the camera at an angle
they look perfectly str8
and my face is clear.

how does that make u feel

you said somethin g that is not permitted on theis fine site….. bossip has morals yall>>> what about her thong viv, i think man wants to pull it out her ass with his teeth…. oh and dont graze the ding a ling with teeth?!!!!! that hurets!!!

@Man-LMAO at your comment to QC. Stop it before you scare her off again!!!!!
And ”without elaborating” you said a mouthful (no pun intended). LOL
@ Aunt Viv-that flour story’s on MSNBC-hilarious
@ QC-whatever you do DON’T reach for the .45

GLOK9N

PREPARE TO SPREAD YOUR AZZ WIDE OPEN CUZ FOR THE NEXT 4 YRZ BLK FOLKZ OBAMA IZ GONNA PUT A STIFF FOOT UP OUR AZZ! HE GONNA APPROVE ALL OF BUSH LAWS INTO PLAY, PRIVACY IZ DEAD, NOW I THINK OBAMA IS THE DOOR WAY OF THE ANTI CHRIST! I VOTED FOR NAT TURNER!!!
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i wld just like to politely nod my head in acceptance of this statement
carry on………..

whut up Aunt Viv!

lol@Man… I see you cutting up this morning.

@Purp.. I meant, who wouldnt pick angela. aww shit, hell you know what I mean.. lol

Bey looks more hot, Angel looks like she has on a 5 dollar dress made in Pakistan by sweat shop kids and she even has a stain looking thing at the bottom of her creasy trappy dress!

Oh Lawdy

Hey you!

@glok9n
PREPARE TO SPREAD YOUR AZZ WIDE OPEN CUZ FOR THE NEXT 4 YRZ BLK FOLKZ OBAMA IZ GONNA PUT A STIFF FOOT UP OUR AZZ! HE GONNA APPROVE ALL OF BUSH LAWS INTO PLAY, PRIVACY IZ DEAD, NOW I THINK OBAMA IS THE DOOR WAY OF THE ANTI CHRIST! I VOTED FOR NAT TURNER!!!
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u kno, alot
of folks r sayin that now…
kinda creepy

@ Lawdy,
Her thong makes for a nice contrast against the alabaster skin!

@ Lauren,
Co-sign, brothers and sisters-lotion is an absolute MUST. Keep at least a trial size of Jergens with you at all times!

lmao, u know i understood. daymit i didnt even read a mistake in the sentence, something is wrong with me, so wrong its right.

Come on naw, Beyonce hands down, B has like a grown up curvaceous, classy black woman look. Lola is my girl and all but absolutely no comparison. I think im use to and likeing the short hair on lola.

@vee

im not in the mood for
shooting folks today.

every1 in here is safe at the moment

i am light skinned we dont need lotion,….thats what my high yella son tells my mocha chocolata daughter

@ Glok9n-U know I have luv for u but I can’t agree: Obama had to fill his cabinet with people from previous administrations to:
#1-provide diversity so that ALL citizens feel represented, especially the ones who DIDNT vote for him,
and #2-to provide the political/foreign-affairs *experience* that people say he lacks. I do believe his policies will be different. He has a HELL of a mess to clean up and it wont happen overnight.
We’ll see what happens. Though I must admit your Nat Turner comment has me LOL…

Okay, so what Obama hired the Clinton adminstration. There were a good adminstration. If you remember gas prices were reasonable, the economy was doing the better than it had in years since the Carter era. There was no recission and no threat of war. And, America was not so heavily disliked. They knew what they were doing.

If Beyonce was wearing a full blown clown costume with clown make up with the big red clown shoes she would be more banging than Angel Lola Luv !

beyonce could of done a whole lot better with her weave… so i will have to give it to angel

or should i say lacefront

what up VEE, QC704, MAN, my girl Oh lawdy

What’s up bitches?

hi atx!!!!

sup ATX

Dear Everyone:

I am wearing a wig today.
along with a tee that says
“have a coke and a smile”

I SHOULD WIN THE MOST BANGIN AWARD.

that is all, carry on wit yalls
conversations.

wut up ATX CHICK?

@QC-thanks Hon cuz I need to live! At least till next pay
B’s weave been f’ed up since she got married. She got her man & $ in the bank no more-she could care less ’bout her hair…and those cheesy a$$ jeans House of Dipshit keeps making…

who is tina

@PURPPLE AND QC704 !!! OBAMA HAS ALREADY SHOWN THAT HE A FAKE I TAKE BACK ALL NASTY COMMENT I MADE ABOUT JEREMIAH WRIGHT THAT MAN WAS TELLING THE DAMN TRUTH , AND FOR ANYMAN TO DENOUNCE THE MAN THAT SHOWED YOU THE HEAVENLY FATHER IS THE ANTICHRIST IN MY BOOK ,BUT I LIKE YALL WAS SO CAUGHT UP IN THE BLK MAN FOR PREZ SHIT I WAS BLINDED BUT NOW I CAN CLEARLY SEE OBAMA HAS NO INTRUST IN BLK AND LATINO PPL…..YOU’VE ALL BEEN DUPED ,HOOD WINKED,BAMBOOZLED AND LEAD ASTRAY JUST LIKE THE BIBBLE SAYZ THE ANIT CHRIST WOULD DO WITH SWEET WORDS AND COMFORTING WORDS OF PEACE AND CHANGE!!!

@QC704

I want a coke…

Beyonce! she has the better personality..Im tryna get over looks these days…

hey oshie

anyway why is it that when celebrities go see a movie permiere they have to get all dressed up like they going to a fancy dinner…or do they have a special theatre for the rich and famous…? just wondering..there is no way in the world i will wear heels to the movies just saying

@VEE
“House of Dipshit”
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DAYUM. “Momma Knowles” will get u for that. LOL.

You crazy.

@Glok9n

Im glad you see it, I been telling niggas this ever since he came on tha scene! Im glad you see right through it!

Hey ATX & (Big) Redd…

house of dereon sucks im telling you those clothes are made for big people look at the damn design wtf is it.. anyway i went to the mall and house of dereon had the nerve to put out this ugly ass dress (party) with a tag saying 299.99 wtf switching over and looking at Pastry’s at least there clothes are cute

hey redd

@glok9n
wut exactly was reverend wright saying.
i was absent during all that madness.

@GLOCK9N
“OBAMA HAS ALREADY SHOWN THAT HE A FAKE I TAKE BACK ALL NASTY COMMENT I MADE ABOUT JEREMIAH WRIGHT THAT MAN WAS TELLING THE DAMN TRUTH , AND FOR ANYMAN TO DENOUNCE THE MAN THAT SHOWED YOU THE HEAVENLY FATHER IS THE ANTICHRIST IN MY BOOK ,BUT I LIKE YALL WAS SO CAUGHT UP IN THE BLK MAN FOR PREZ SHIT I WAS BLINDED BUT NOW I CAN CLEARLY SEE OBAMA HAS NO INTRUST IN BLK AND LATINO PPL…..YOU’VE ALL BEEN DUPED ,HOOD WINKED,BAMBOOZLED AND LEAD ASTRAY JUST LIKE THE BIBBLE SAYZ THE ANIT CHRIST WOULD DO WITH SWEET WORDS AND COMFORTING WORDS OF PEACE AND CHANGE!!!”
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Calm down John McCain. You lost, it’s ok…. there there.

glok9n: what were you saying about Obama? are you saying he is another Bush head

house of dereon sucks im telling you those clothes are made for big people look at the damn design wtf is it.. anyway i went to the mall and house of dereon had the nerve to put out this ugly ass dress (party) with a tag saying 299.99 wtf switching over and looking at Pastry’s at least there clothes are cute
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why dont we all jus go to
kohls, or
goody’s
or better yet TJ MAXX(jk..i hate that place)

I will never get over looks.

I am creeping on my lazy hubby and I plan to go see the movie with my chocolate suga daddy! yippie

MAN EMAIL NOW!!!

qc704: yeah tj maxx is a mess dont really shop there ross yes kohls to expensive they have to get me when they have there sales. we dont have a goody’s down here in austin

@Redd Tony.. Beyonce has a personality? lol

lol@man… yes babe she does, it kinda looks like helmut. (helmet+mullet)

@Purpple… glok9n, hittin on sum aint he.. lol

tina: are you the real oshie?

What’s good Redd Tony?

@ Man & ATX-House of Dipshit is far too kind. My neice BEGGED me for a pair of those jeans so I broke down, ordered two for her and a pair for myself-thought I’d give ‘em a play.
The stitching was so shoddy, and the denim was so cheap–I refused to wear those ‘Farmer and the Dell’ jeans. My ass deserves more TLC
Say whatcha want bout Kimora but Baby Phat jeans-even Apple Bottoms are made much better (IMO).

No I’m the real Oshie, wtf.

Jokes on me.

@glok9n

I agree, I just pretend to like Obama to sound cool with my blck friends.

soo, oshie

who is tina?

creeping = divorce oshie or tina which ever one you are

ross is good but you gotta looka t that stuff cuz alot of it is damaged i like burlington

@PURPPLE AND QC704 !!! OBAMA HAS ALREADY SHOWN THAT HE A FAKE I TAKE BACK ALL NASTY COMMENT I MADE ABOUT JEREMIAH WRIGHT THAT MAN WAS TELLING THE DAMN TRUTH , AND FOR ANYMAN TO DENOUNCE THE MAN THAT SHOWED YOU THE HEAVENLY FATHER IS THE ANTICHRIST IN MY BOOK ,BUT I LIKE YALL WAS SO CAUGHT UP IN THE BLK MAN FOR PREZ SHIT I WAS BLINDED BUT NOW I CAN CLEARLY SEE OBAMA HAS NO INTRUST IN BLK AND LATINO PPL…..YOU’VE ALL BEEN DUPED ,HOOD WINKED,BAMBOOZLED AND LEAD ASTRAY JUST LIKE THE BIBBLE SAYZ THE ANIT CHRIST WOULD DO WITH SWEET WORDS AND COMFORTING WORDS OF PEACE AND CHANGE!!!
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I concur, just would like to clarify that i was NEVER caught up in a black man for prez or riding the Obama train.

For all the Obama stans Im not going to debate this with you today, that would be like debating the difference between republicans and democrats…pointless.

VEE AND JK I FEEL ALL WHAT YOU SAYING BUT THESE PPL OBAMA HIRED ARE A BIGGER PART OF JUST FORMER CLINTON CROONIES THESE FOLK HAVE NO IN US YEAH THE ECONOMY WAS GOOD UNDER THE FIRST BUSH CLINTON PUT MORE NIGGRZ IN JAIL THAN ANY PREZ EVEN THIS DUMB BUSH NOW OK THATZ FACT MORE PRISON WHERE BUILT UNDER CLINTON YEAH BRINGING THE SAME IZ MORE OF THE SAME ONE OF THE BIGGEST THINGS OBAMA STRESSED WAS CHANGE…WHERE IZ AT? ..NO OTHER QUALIFIED PPL WITH NEW IDEAS THAT INCLUDES EVERYONE ..OK WE’LL SEE BUT MARK MY WORDS ..DONT EXPECT ALL THAT SHIT HE PROMISED CUZ SO FAR HEZ BACK TRACKED!

Beyonce and Lola both look de-classe, very boring…. two thumbs WAY down with a snap…. NOW…….AND.. HOWEVER MS. CIARA, MARY J, AND NATORI LOOK ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL AND CLASSY!!!! NICE JOB LADIES…CI CI’s SHOES ARE HOT TO DEATH…..

lol Redd glad to see you tryna evolve like shallow hal

Nina he sure is! on pizoint i tell ya.

vee: hell yeah beyonce talking about she looks at everything before she sends it out to stores im like yeah right cause everything falls off your shit. apple bottom jeans grips my ass very well and my thighs it is hard to buy jeans for me because of my waist and thighs one small and the other big… so i will have to say apple bottoms is my favorite when they are on sale

@ glok
i hope your not right about obama!!!

@ wHOEVER SAID ANGELS DRESS LOOKS CHEAP AS HELL, YALL AINT NEVER LIED, AND I LIKE HER WITH SHORT HAIR BETTER
AND YES I THINK HOUSE OF DEREON IS ONE OF THE WORST LINES OUT,

BUT BOTH LADIES IN THE PICS LOOK NICE FOR A MOVIE PREMIER

its your blond hair picture you took on the toilet oshie

ATXChick

creeping = divorce oshie or tina which ever one you are
_______________________________________

God dammit if you don’t know who’s who yet I’m really about to quit you.

@ATX

yall got a ROSS.
I LIVE THERE!!!
kohls is good at the end of the season..
ive gotten so many pants for 7$ from there…

and goodys is a cheaper version of kohls

tina: are you the real oshie?
________________________________

Like, duhhhhhhhhhhh!

OH LAWDY!!!!

its your blond hair picture you took on the toilet oshie

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Oh yeah that one?

Whatever.

PS. I still have faith in Obama, all polititians are corrupt and Clinton wasn’t that bad.

ross and burlington are shoe whore heaven!!!!

vee: lmao farmer and the dell but you are right

oh lawdy: yeah burllington is the shit where you from?

Lol @ Vee for “Farmer in the Dell”. That took me back to the 3rd grade.

Hey shayshay!

Burlington? Kohls?

Frown.

I like Marshall’s and Rugged Warehouse!

i live in tampa oshie the closest burlington to you is in baton rouge!!!

@ PURPPLE & @ Glok9n-a debate is not warranted here because we’re all entitled to our opinions.
We have four years to see what unfolds. Yes I am in Obama’s corner–110%. He hasn’t even (officially) taken office yet so I’ll reserve my judgement until then. I still say, even if he falls short of the public’s expectations, he’s still a heckofalot better than McCain and nasal-ass, mosse-chilly-making Palin. Its almost humanly IMpossible for him to do worse than Bushy.

@oh lawdy

“burrrlington coat
faccctorryyyy, we’re moooreeee than
GREAT COATS!”

Beyonce looks better and shouldn’t even be compared to that Hoe-Angel.

what up shay shay

tina: if your the real oshie where have you been and delete this fake one

nina knows: yeah you are right… it has to sparkle in order for folks to buy it but i thought the glitter days were over with guess not in there eyes

@ Lawdy: No, they built one in our mall about 2 years ago.

I just don’t like their stuff.

They have a lot of baby shit though.

like i said qc shoe whore heaven i get all my tims for 39.99 and they got bcbg and 9 west all for less!!!!!

ATXChick

what up shay shay

tina: if your the real oshie where have you been and delete this fake one
____________________________________________

I’M DONE WITH YOU ATX!

**crying**

that would be like debating the difference between republicans and democrats…pointless.
__________________________________________
Genius indeed! dem and rep dont even actually exsist. smoke, mirrors… and money.

@purrp

im kinda interested in ur opinion
of Barack

attention ladies all ladies

JUST A FRIENDLY REMINDER TO SHAVE YOUR NAY NAY JAN 20 FOR IT IS THE LAST DAY FOR BUSH… THANK YOU AND CARRY ON

OH LAWDY : ITS JUST LIKE SHOPPING AT PAYLESS HUH

OSHIE: OKAY OKAY STOP CRYING I LOVE YOU TO I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHO THE REAL ONE IS

lol….this is like a crazy chatroom or something…people making up names and posting fake pictures, I guess none of your REAL personalities are fun enough for you to be yourself??SMDH

Beyonce
Good Morning Peeps

@ QC Fly lady
Can or may I ask you ? In your grav what is the sign on your stomach ? What does it say ? If it dos indeed say anything ? And what`s on your facer ? This might be the most creative grav on bosip !

Boy, I got questions !!

My jumpoff is going to Popeye’s to get me some gumbo and a 2-piece snack! Dont be jealous haters, black guys kiss my ass all the time. shrugging shoulders

Hey Nina! Im just saying I like Bey’s personality better..I dont know why people call her a bore she seems genuine to me

Hey Vee Whats up sweety

Hi Auntie (waving)

What up QC!

Hey Purp yeah some of these so called dimes be having shitty personalities

nooooooooooooooooooo not payless, it better name brands……they dont offer BOGO at burlington

“YOU’VE ALL BEEN DUPED ,HOOD WINKED,BAMBOOZLED AND LEAD A STAY”

Public enemy Number 1 intro ?

Hey CorpCutie!
@ Aunt Viv-I dont know what made me think of “Farmer in the Dell” (lol).
They are the TACKIEST jeans I ever wasted my $ on. It shall not happen again.
@ Nina-I concur: smoke & mirrors. Obama’s a politician not the 12th disciple. I am a big fan of his but I don’t put ALL of my faith in anyone-only God.
In other news, this chick at work has the WORST B.O. She is SO the poster child for trailer-trash…but at least she was clean. WAS, I say…

HEY LAUREN HEY AKEYS- YOU HAD ME CRACKING UP YESTERDAY WITH THAT CINCINNATI BOW TIE SHIT

@ATX
hahhahahaha

@oh lawdy

the bag im rockin right now
is from burlington
thay also have liz claiborne..
her bags come with wallets n datebooks
n ish..
love them…

ALL IM GONNA SAY IS WATCH OUT FOR THOSE AMTRAK TRAINS, FEMA AND HOST OF MARTIAL LAWS!!! THAT WILL BE TAKING AFFECT BOSSIP GOT YALL ON SOME BEYONCE SHIT AND GIVING YOU REAL INFO MANG FUK BEYONCE SHEZ A MASON !!! AND DONT THINK SLAVERY IZ OVER OBAMA CHOSE TO USE A BIBLE THE LINCOLN SWORE ON AND LINCOLN DIDNT FREE NO SLAVES! ID RATHER A PREZ THATZ GONNA BE REAL AND HEY IF IT WAS MCCAIN ATLEAST I KNOW HOW THAT MUH FUKKA FEEL ABOUT ME !!!

OH LAWDY: OH YEAH I FORGOT BURRLINGTON IS SHOE HEAVEN

Genius indeed! dem and rep dont even actually exsist. smoke, mirrors… and money.
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Check mate

qc704
maybe another time when i have some more time. weve had this convo on here before and it can get time consuming….

Purp.. Girl I have soo evolved from that. I did see a bad ass dereon shirt in macys the other day. It was sheer pink & black with buffalo plaid patterns, sexy ass hell… then i look down and see a big ass gold dereon sign…on the rack it stayed… lol

I have no problem hitting up target for some “xhiliration” or whatever them clothes are called they sell. But not any route66 or arizona shit.

PEDRO

You are a cutie patootie!

@Akeys

Hey Miss Lady!

What up Lauren! Hows it feel to be back at wrk

@Vee==> Ayo you’ll see there no such thing as Dems or Repubs anymore..They are the same wing of the eagle…Trust

Tina Goboekowski

My jumpoff is going to Popeye’s to get me some gumbo and a 2-piece snack! Dont be jealous haters, black guys kiss my ass all the time. shrugging shoulders
___________________________________________________

A) Plies
B) Fakewalker
C) Brooke
D) all of the above

i was in target yesterday and i got a bunch of sweaters for 75%off the were like 5 and 6 $$$$ see its not cold much here so thats fine for me!!!

Beyonce should never be compared to a low rate like Angel.

Wassup AKeys!

Vee, you should try and sell the jeans on eBay or something. Some stan will buy them off you.

What up Pedro lil bro, Whats going on in Harlem?

ID RATHER A PREZ THATZ GONNA BE REAL AND HEY IF IT WAS MCCAIN ATLEAST I KNOW HOW THAT MUH FUKKA FEEL ABOUT ME !!!
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kick that shyt GLOK9N, kick it!

I’m back!

Plus–I’m hungrier than a hostage!!!!!

Why they workin’ me like a sex slave today????????

@ PEDRO THATZ WAS A MALCOLM X FLIK PE MIGHT HAVE USED IT!

Purp, I try so hard to “buy black” but its hard sometimes (they want us to either look extra ghetto or like video hoes).. I know you know what I mean.

I aint go lie, jessica simpson have a bad ass clothing and shoe line. and You HAVE to check out Carlos Santana’s shoe line… to die for.

Oshie

Tina Goboekowski

My jumpoff is going to Popeye’s to get me some gumbo and a 2-piece snack! Dont be jealous haters, black guys kiss my ass all the time. shrugging shoulders
___________________________________________________

A) Plies
B) Fakewalker
C) Brooke
D) all of the above
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lol, good guesses…

@ Tina Goboekowski

lol wats a patootie ? sounds like a cam’ron lyric

@crazy
@ QC Fly lady
Can or may I ask you ? In your grav what is the sign on your stomach ? What does it say ? If it dos indeed say anything ? And what`s on your facer ? This might be the most creative grav on bosip !

Boy, I got questions !!
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dear crazy.
it is a well known fact that i am addicted to
BBQ pringles.
i was tryna look like a duck (like they do on the commercials)
and then i made a sign that said death by pringles.
and then they took a pic
of me layed out on the floor.
(in another pic, the can is laying beside me)

ps: u r more than welcome to ask me questions.
LOL

well i am off to my house to eat left over curry chicken andpeas that i made last nite…..be back later

He hasn’t even gotten to be president yet.

Chill for a minute and let him do his job.

People were callling him the messiah, acting like this was the 2nd coming… that’s where the problem lies, he’s a human being, he’s a man, and worst of all he’s a polititian.

Like I said, as far as presidents go, Clinton was not that bad. Bush II put our country in a world of shit. Obama is going to do better, IMHO.

@ PEDRO THATZ WAS A MALCOLM X FLIK PE MIGHT HAVE USED IT!
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Oh ok my bad i thought you was quoting killa

People still eat peas?

yeah i saw some jessica simpson shoes that looked nice i think it was in macys

Oshie

Tina Goboekowski

My jumpoff is going to Popeye’s to get me some gumbo and a 2-piece snack! Dont be jealous haters, black guys kiss my ass all the time. shrugging shoulders
___________________________________________________

A) Plies
B) Fakewalker
C) Brooke
D) all of the above
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lol, good guesses…

_____

E. Strong Black Man
F. Negrodamus
G. BLACK CONSERVATIVE
H. Sauce Family

Tina Goboekowski

Oshie

Tina Goboekowski

My jumpoff is going to Popeye’s to get me some gumbo and a 2-piece snack! Dont be jealous haters, black guys kiss my ass all the time. shrugging shoulders
___________________________________________________

A) Plies
B) Fakewalker
C) Brooke
D) all of the above
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lol, good guesses…

_____

E. Strong Black Man
F. Negrodamus
G. BLACK CONSERVATIVE
H. Sauce Family

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I. Miss Julips a/k/a the biggest loser, go have a pizza.

@ Oh Lawdy-I agree. Target has some good sales sometimes!
@ Glok9n-I do agree with that–u know exactly where McCain’s coming from, hate it or love it.
@ Redd Tony-I know whatcha mean. For me there are no political ‘parties’. Just the haves and the have-nots. Period.
@ Aunt Viv-I gave those jeans away, couldnt bear to look at ‘em.
@ Nina-u DAYUMN right! Jessica Simpsons clothes are hot-so are Daisy Fuentes’. Dont sleep!

1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals—BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ass BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

People still eat peas?
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What the hell is wrong with peas???

Purp.. Girl I have soo evolved from that. I did see a bad ass dereon shirt in macys the other day. It was sheer pink & black with buffalo plaid patterns, sexy ass hell… then i look down and see a big ass gold dereon sign…on the rack it stayed… lol
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OOOOOoooooohh that shyt pisses me offffff!!!! In high school it was all about names, but that was then.

If its cute and quality Ill rock it regardless of who it’s made by, with buying black being my priority like you said.

@tina

back ur fake behind
away from PEDRO

HE IS MINE

((smh wheres my gun))

Gotta give the Angel this one.

urbanog.com has alot of nice shoes for cheap!!!

@ Redd tony

Wat up son , its aight here man , just the usual dogg , you from the east coast right ?

I need an energy drink.

LOL, I want to name my clothes stores but Ive got to keep that on that low..I will give yall H&M and Nordstrom’s for free though(Any shoe Nordstrom got is bangin!!), thats a good start for a lot of yall lames…

I am concerned about the pic of Angela Bassett did you guys photoshop ash on her elbows? If not may I suggest that she use shea butter mix it with ash a away and a smiget of baby oil gel, just a pinch anymore you’ll look like a porkchop. Don’t do it in the summertime especially on your feet.

VEE I STILL GOT LOVE FOR YA SIS, AND WHAT KINDA BLK MAN WOULD I BE WITHOUT SHARING THIS WITH MY PPL WHO I LOVE? IM JUST SAYING WATCHEM GOOD AND SLOWLY YOU’LL SEE !!!

@tina

back ur fake behind
away from PEDRO

HE IS MINE
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Im sorry tina, QC704 Rodriguez is right b

Redd! Hey handsome! Work is okay…I guess I could have stayed out a couple more months but my job doesn’t pay much for maternity leave so bills gotta be paid How are you?

wow, angel is actually killin her on this night. that neck tatoo is really holding her back tho

Im going to leave that Clinton thing alone Oshie because your obviously deficient, but then again I don’t quite expect…..

@ Oshie-totally agree with your assessment of Obama-let’s let him take office first.
@ 1TruDiva-yep gurl I love me some peas Not too often but I will eat ‘em.
Y’all makin me hungry, talks of chicken and BBQ chips right b4 I work-out. Thanks alot

lol@Redd.. You must see something I dont see, cause she genuinely bores me… but I will say she’s nice look at sometimes. I just put the tv on mute.

Obama making a speech love it

qc

I been known to shank a bitch for some dark dick. Try me hussy!

@Nina,
Carlos Santana’s shoe line is fabulous-some definitely come-funk-me pumps right there!

@pedro
i never mentioned how sexy
you look in ur gravie…

and ive decided against qc704rodriguez

it will be TOMORArodriguez…
we can both do the middle name thing;)

Steak and Blowjob Day Definition

Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine’s Day — a holiday for women.

The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
Dave: “Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?”

Bob: “Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob.”

Purpple you killing me over here dawg!!

Now you know Mrs. Bey takes this one hands down. Not even a fair question. Lola’s dress looks wrinkled in the places it’s not stretch to eternity, and is that a damn SPOT on the front bottom hem?? Hopefully just a bad shadow… she looks a mess…

GLOK9N….is that really you? Caps lock button and all?

@ QC
Thanks ! You just solved the scooby doo and the kids mystery !

Very smooth grav !

LOL, u know i just be playin…

WHATZ UP RED, LONG TIME MY DUDE!!!!

@Glok9n-Hey its ALL good! I got mad love for u too & I respect your opinion. We can agree to disagree for now: and if, in several months we see that Obama has f’ed up I’ll give you your props.

I’m in a holding pattern right now-I had enough of politics last year:-)

I’m off to the gym now, y’all carry on…

qc704: i have your gun remeber you let mo hold it yesterday

@tina
qc

I been known to shank a bitch for some dark dick. Try me hussy!
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smh
dear auntie VEE,may i plz use my
.45((pretty plz?!?!!?))
ATX…bring out the tools.
we gotta kill us a POSER

Aunt Viv.. yhea Mr. Santana shit is hott!! Them the ones you leave on..

Purpple: Deficient in what? Pigment?

I said Clinton was not bad. I didn’t say I worshipped him.

Let’s take an assessment into consideration:

Pros: Economy
Cons: Somalia
Pros: Ratfied NAFTA and multiple philanthropic endeavors
Cons: Lewinski
Pros: earned income tax credit for low income families

Clinton > Bush Jr. and Sr., that’s all I was saying.

Damn.

@Lauren

Im chllin boo I hate when jobs dont pay women full maternity, yall can barely walk when yall finish having a baby…smh

@Glok9n

Is it just me, or something dont add up about Obama’s grandmother’s passing…Shit seems odd to me..They had more press on John Travoltas son than Obamas grandma and he will be tha next Pres! Just sayin

@crazy
awww thx for the compliment hon;)

@ATX
wut ARE U WAITING FOR
blast that wench TINA

YES @RE IT IZ I , IZ THAT YOU GETTING MORE BEAUTIFUL WITH TIME?

i swallow peas like pills i hate them yuck

Alright, I impostered Oshie because she talked behind my back!

Is it just me, or something dont add up about Obama’s grandmother’s passing…Shit seems odd to me..They had more press on John Travoltas son than Obamas grandma and he will be tha next Pres! Just sayin>>>>>> i notice that to maybe its a black thing

@pedro
i never mentioned how sexy
you look in ur gravie…

and ive decided against qc704rodriguez

it will be TOMORArodriguez…
we can both do the middle name thing;)
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l aight im moving to NC cos its much more quiet

but dont tell the virtual bush jumper he might try asking you

to go to his state lol

qc704: aiming the gun at tina

There are a million kinds of peas!
blackeyed
butter
lima
purple hull
english
chick
navy

How do you expect to grow up big and tall if you don’t eat your damn peas!

I feel as strongly about peas as I don’t Clinton! Clinton and peas for life!!!!!

Oshie there you go bringing up your being white again…ur deficient in brain cells dummy…LOL…. no offense…

Aint no GDAM Sauce family impostering no damn Tina gooblewopski (whatever the hell name that is). Its damn obvious its somebody with her my space picture, aint no damn Sauce family that much interested in oshie!

Tina Goboekowski

Alright, I impostered Oshie because she talked behind my back!
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I talk behind everyone’s back, bitch, grow up.

@Pedro==> yeah Im on tha east

@Akeys..lol yeah I celebrate that day like 4-5 times a year with my lady

@Oshie==> I disagree with NAFTA, Its hurting us more than helping..Besides NAFTA was only set up to bring about the NAU…

Hey mild happy new year to you dude

@Glok9n==> are you saying you thought she was ugly before…hahahaaha….j/k

akeys: a steak? thinking more like a pork chop

LOL! at Purple!

PURPPLE

Oshie there you go bringing up your being white again…ur deficient in brain cells dummy…LOL…. no offense…
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If you say so.

I only bring it up because I get attacked for it every other… so excuse me… not.

There you go Redd with the NAU. I’m not afraid of the bogeyman either…

@pedro
aight im moving to NC cos its much more quiet
but dont tell the virtual bush jumper he might try asking you
to go to his state lol
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lmao..virtual bush jumper
gets me every time!!!

((once again:PLAY NICE))

u Should move here.
its quietr and u could really focus on ur music.
…

@oshie
u rite ab them peas

@tina
who r u?
and dnt u kno
impostering is
overrated.MAN UP AND JUS SAY IT OUTLOUD.

ATXChick

Is it just me, or something dont add up about Obama’s grandmother’s passing…Shit seems odd to me..They had more press on John Travoltas son than Obamas grandma and he will be tha next Pres! Just sayin>>>>>> i notice that to maybe its a black thing
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Maybe they just want some damn privacy.

@ Hey raspberry v! What up fam? hey i had a good vacation in Rialto Cali, saw Chance at the Gas station and that dude is crazy for real> He said he picked Cali for the finale and i asked him did he really hit New York and he laughed and said “” you know i did dawg”" I was trying to ask him who Real picked but he sped off! Wheres Hot Sauce at he is MIA!!

Pedro you a wrapper dude or a regay star in the making?

oshie: yeah like i want some damn privacy

@Nina,
“Aunt Viv.. yhea Mr. Santana shit is hott!! Them the ones you leave on.. ”
____________________________________
Fo’ sho’
Bom chikka bom bom

HEY RED HE GOT THE NOD RIGHT AFTER HER PASSING HE DIDNT SEEM TO MIND NO PRESS, THAT MAN DONT HAVE A OUNCE SLAVE BLOOD IN HIM SO ITZ GONNA BE VERY HARD TO IDENTIFY WITH BLKZ AS HE ALWAYS HAD GROWING UP…BE WHAT REALLY DITURBS ME IZ NO IMPEACHMENT FOR BUSH FROM NO ONE, TO ME THATZ THE BIGGER PROBLEM HE GOES OFF IN THE SUNSET UNSCAVED!!!

@ Redd Tony
Agree NAFTA is Killing American jobs I wonder what Obama will do about the new trade Agreements with Columbia

why is it okay for a men to cheat on a female but when a female does it its like she did murder

@Raspberry Vinaigrette

I make beats b, im not into reggae i like bob marley doe , its funny how u replied to a message directed to me ,even faster den….me

Quim Ninja

a sexual Athelete, (male) one who is really on top of his game

Any Body in here

why is it okay for a men to cheat on a female but when a female does it its like she did murder
—————-
its not ok.

@mild sauce,
You saw that dude Chance for real? why does he perm his hair? I think he looks like the wolf from the “Little Red Riding Hood” books…

@ Raspberry

Mavado is aight 2 but he does bashment

@Akey==> I havent heard about the new trade agreement with Columbia?!?!..It must be to get close with Venezuela and try and get Chavez..I dont know…

@ ATX,
“why is it okay for a men to cheat on a female but when a female does it its like she did murder”
____________________________________
it’s not cool either way…

LMAO! @ Aunt Viv

THATZ YOUR WORDS @RED, RE WAS AND IZ ALWAYS A BANGER!!! TRUTH BE TOLD!

@ ATXChick

I believe When women cheat it’s out of spite
or they really are using the man they’re with
also Depends on the women

Wow I can see gravies now!
And they look GLORIOUS!

Oshie stop playing the “race card”, you white people I swear….. always complaining!

@Glok9n==> and G Dub will get away, along with Cheney and all that Halliburton $…Where is the conflict of interest?

@ QC704

Do you Watch football ?

Mild glad to hear you had a fun and safe trip but who is Chance dude and the other people?

Something seemse fundementally wrong with not being able to trade freely with our neighboring countries to me.
Are we afraid that they are going to give us cooties?

Oh, PS. I think we should allow migrant workers to work in our country. Carry on…

@glok9n=> Im just fuggin witchall..hgahhahha

Ayo these days I think if a woman believe she has a good man at home, she aint gon cheat, even with a nigga flaws…So if she does cheat she is at tha point where he don cheated one too many times or been disrespectful one too many times and she just fed up…

Nina Knows

Oshie stop playing the “race card”, you white people I swear….. always complaining!
_________________________________________________

Is this meant to be ironic?

Yeah, I’m always bitching and complaining, sorry about that.

I’m going to go look for a new job. Wish me luck.

@PEDRO

YEP, WHEN I CAN
(not as much as i use 2 tho)

@ ATXChick
Why is the Other Woman always blamed( Alicia Keys) it takes two Alicia is wrong I do believe that if the rumor is true she is wrong .My question is why does the wife and girlfriend always go after the other woman and not the man????

lmao@Nina..u know

LOL@ CO-SIGNING WITH PURPPLE!!!!

@Oshie==> I dont have a problem with migrant workers either..

As far as free trade with neighboring countries the shit cant happen when you owe China $13 Trillion in trade debt…

teabag Definition

1) To insert one’s nuts into the mouth of another (of either gender), usually while they are sleeping. Can either be a situation of laughter or of excruciating pain, depending on whether the victim is a biter.

2) When after being brutally killed in Halo 2, your opponent squats repeatedly on you, imitating the act of dipping his balls on you. Rather humiliating, especially when there’s more than one of them doing it.

3) A small bag of dried herbs, that magically makes tea when you add water and give it some time to steep.

4) The scrotum of a man who has had his testicles removed.
1) Devon teabagged his girlfriend Veronica, then for shits and giggles he teabagged his friend Barton. And Barton bit Devon’s left testicle off and beat the shit out of him.

2) After I sniped five guys on a Multi-Flag CTF in Coagulation (including two in a Warthog) for a Kill Frenzy, two of them killed me with SMG fire and then simultaneously teabagged me.

3) I placed the teabag in the boiling water and gently stirred, five minutes later I had hot peppermint tea.

4) Jenna broked up with her boyfriend Jacob because when she saw his equipment, she noticed he had a teabag.

Lol @ Oshie!

Back to the peas…

The ones I absolutely detest are the little, round Jolly Green Giant peas!

WTF was he so jolly about anyway? I never saw him eat any.

Asshole!!!!!!!

Purpple and Nina are so mean to me.

BBl8er

Akeys==> cuz its a mans world…hahahaha..sike na just playin

I dont know, I guess its just a female thing..

@ QC704

Oh u use to watch it , so i guess u know by know new york giants are the best

Akeys==> you a straight up freak huh…lol

quickie Definition

A quickie is a very quick paced version on normal sex. while normal can be long and go on for hours you dont exactly want to go that long for a quickie. with a quickie you can do it any where any time. the basic rules of a quickie are:

1. find a secluded place in a spontainious place.

2. quick 10 – 15 minute session of sex.

3. cut out more if not, all the forplay.

that simple really

4. Akeys gotta go may man is moving my chair from the computer

Although more jails were built under Clinton’s adminstration as you say, there would be no need for more jails if people stop committing all these damn crimes.

@ Redd tony

U like the Eagles and Lakers correct ?

@1trudiva

SMH
the JOLLY GREEN GIANT
makes the best peas and french cut green beans
period

…
i take that back..
DelMonte>Green Giant

RED MANG THIS COUNTRY WAS SO FUKKING SCARED, THEM PUNK ASS DEMZ…..ORDER BY KAOS WAS USED AS THEY TOOK US FOR GOYIM <<…..,SHEEP FOR SLAUGHTER!!!

@pedro

i was happy when Eli
won after my boy PEYTON.

however, i didnt kno they were the best.
i musta missed that memo

Angel Lula Love could get it for real. She way sexier and I would take her over B, why a cat want B n-e-ways after J?

@ JK
The Prison System in this Country is HORRIBLE !!!!
I believe we need more reduction of sentences and Regulation . I know in Cali they have a 3 strikes policy that has to be gone and done with. Tax payers are paying to much money

lmao @ Akeys

Oshie, girl aint nobody being mean to you.. suck it up. (no pun intended)

@ qc–

Now you’re right about the string beans! I can eat some french cut string beans everday.

Down here, they call string beans green beans. When I first moved here I was like “I know they’re green–they’re GREEN string beans!” Lol!! Some people used to call them “snaps.” I was like “WTF?” I thought snaps was the little plastic hair bows!!

And they call stuffing–dressing. I was finished with THAT one. I always thought dressing was what I put on my salad!!!
Lol!!!!!!!!!

@QC704

ELLLLI my nigga , he deserved it

anyways im out to play soul caliber and kill everyone with Cervantes

later tamora R

Bey lookin awfully chipper and unkempt. Looks like she and hov might’ve got a quick one in before they left the crib…

and thats fine

1TruDiva…

Can you make me a meatloaf for lunch?

Rasp v.. oh hey sorry dude i thought you watched that silly azz show on vh1 called Real Chance of love, you know the 2 dudes who were on that reality show i love new York. Hey fam my girl got me watching these reality shows man but she like em so i watch with her!

I’m getting hungry…

Queen Beeeee of course…no question why even ask? check the reeeemix of diva featuring bee and her bass player, divinity roxx on youtube. i loove it. divi diva!!!

WHY ARE CRIMES BENG COMMITTED SIS …..NO JOBS ALL PROGRAMS THAT HELP FIND JOBS WERE CUT MORE JAILS BUILT WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU WHO ARE THOSE CELL WAITING FOR YOU AND ME!!!

…with cornbread muffins…not the pie kind…

@ QC
Your welcome.
@ A keys
What if your are a vegeterian ? Does that mean you get two Bj`s ? Just asking ?

mild…

Isnt it hilar when Chance swims…

Girl yes!!!!!!!!!!

ONE good thing about working these hours is the fact that I can cook AND sit down to eat with Mykel and Debo!

And they love it!!!

You know what….meatloaf sounds r-e-a-l good for tonight!

I’ll be sure to bring you some tomorrow. I’m not gonna lie about the cornbread–it’s Jiffy all the way!!!!!!!!!!

Aunt Viv.. Yeah i went to Rialto for my vacation and we went to LA, stopped at a gas station and there he was pumpin gas, him and another dude. I asked him about his show and he said he picked Cali and i said hey man did you really tap New York out and a whole crowd was standing there waiting for his answer and he said hell yeah you know i but since he had a bandana on and a hat so it was hard to tell!

Where is Herpes

i’m sorry bey stans Angel Lola get my vote on this one

Over the Thanksgiving holiday–I made TEN sweet potato pies. Four I bought to work. Speaking of such, is it just me that thinks that when you bring food to work–it should LOOK as well as taste appetizing?

If not, why did this girl bring a pot (yes, a pot) of orange corn for the Thanksgiving dinner once? I was like WTF is that—maize?!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AKeys–

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

I guess he’s out “getting attached” to someone!

@mild sauce,
thanks for the spoiler! no need to watch the finale now…i was upset at myself for even watching a few episodes

@ AK
You should be writing for the Zhane show immediately !!!!!!

whaddup Harlem * in my jim jones voice lakkkkerrrrs*

Golden Shower Definition

The act of urinating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. More common than a Golden bath, where, during anal sex, one partner urinates into the colon of the other.

Um, thanks for the sexy terminology AKeys

@pedro
WE R DIVORCED
for the next #hrs.

its T-O-M-O-R-A
take notice of the O’s smh

@1trudiva
y r they called string beans
not all of them r stringy..
i thought hard green beans were called..al dente??
maybe thats snaps…

where u at?
i must admit
i call stuffing dressing

dang save me some meatloaf!

Is there any other?

I like pie…Frisbee me one…

Top three meals—

1. Baked ham w/ macaroni and cheese, collard greens, candied yams (with marshmallows).

2. Cubed steak with rice and gravy along with string beans.

3. Fried whiting fish with baked mac and cheese, fried okra, and Jiffy cornbread.

All of the above HAVE to be served with Iced tea–NO lemon!!

‘urinates into the colon of the other’

Who dare ruins the butt action!?!!?!!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!

Sorry Aunt Viv.. but the way he said it he was laughing so we shall seeeeee!!!! @ Nik U my cutie pie yeah that swimming scene was crazy, i got a friend one swims like that for real> i tried to ask Chance who did real pick but he sped off with his head hanging out the window… so now i have to watch to see if he lied!

Lol!!!!!!!!

I’m in NC.

@1TruDiva,
**salivating at the thought of steak, rice n’ beans**
Girl, now I’m definitely hungry-and I’m tryna take a late lunch today, makes the day go faster…

@ T-O-M-R-A
Damn we divroced already lol ill give it ten minutes until the VBJ aka virtyal u know what asks your hand in marriage

@ Snopp
owwwwwwwwwwww ayo dogg u catched me at the wrong time , i might be on later aight

jim jones * waittttttt forrrrrrrrr meeeeeeeeeeee*

Nik–

I gotchu on the pie!

Each one of my sister’s had to master at least one meal including a dessert. It took me years to get my pies down pat but now, I sell them all the time. One of my sister’s makes a red velvet cake that you’d stab someone over. From scratch.

I’m happy to Betty Crocker my way into heaven!!!

@ Red tonny

Skins lol aight im out b , later

Beyonce and Jay-Z pimpin in St. Barths over New Years. Just found the photos everyone has been looking for.

http://MeetTheFamous.com/photos-videos/details.php?story=5047

True diva.. girl you got me hungry and somebody here got some popcorn in the microwave running all across my nose and im trying to hold off for lunch but damn im hungry as hell!

Obamas Speech was amazing hopefully he can get that bill passed

Bossip overexposes Beyonce, tired of Beyonce. She has no talent, looks average and has no body.

Akeys==> pelican Definition? WTF?

@Snoop==> what up dogg…yeah Angel is hot but her video turned me off…

NO SWINE!!!

Why no Salmon and Asparagus or Tilapia or Scallops?

thanks mr sauce i was looking forward to the finale!!!! ok so who wins i love money 2

Viv–

I’ma tell you a sectret!

****whispering****

My grandmother couldn’t cook! I mean, she tried but the woman couldn’t boil water!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol!! (RIP)

Now, her sister?????????????? Oh, my damn!!!!!! That women’s meals would stop traffic!!!

Oh, ’bout Gramma? Let’s keep that between us.

@Akeys==> and what bill is that…Another bailout?

mild…
I HATE their brother…ole Prince lookin’ dude…

Redd…
LOL!!

Jamaicans call it rice n peas.. i use to call it red beans and rice, whatever the hell im hungry as a bear.. im out im going in this lunch room and grab some of this popcorn for the time being!

*secret

akeys: where are you getting these definitions from?

Redd Tony

Akeys==> pelican Definition? WTF?

Yes its gross my friend jen had it done

I also would like some Tacos…

Has anyone tried fish tacos?

Lola Luv gets the nod on this one! I’ve seen too many photos of Beyonce already!!

@ ATXChick
Some off the top of my head some from the Urban Dictionary

LOL @ 1TruDiva! Shhh! Your secrets safe with me and all of Bossip.

That’s it-I’m going to eat…Later folks…

nikki: fish tacos are the best you should try it

akeys: crazy girl

nikki: i make the best fish tacos

Never heard of ‘em. I went home (to NY) a few weeks back and stopped at Mickey Dee’s to get some tea. They told me they had every flavor except plain ol’ iced tea. I almost got into an argument with the girl until I remembered they banned me from McDonald’s for two weeks and I didn’t want any more drama.

Has anyone tried fish tacos?

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@ nikki u…..btw you looking lovely, to your questions fish tacos are the bizness, if you every out in Cali go to the santa monica pier

Oh lawdy.. i dont know im trying to stop watching those reality shows but my girl is so onto them so i give in but if i find out i will let you know! Im just trying to find out if chance was lying cause you know how cocky dude is!

well mediafakeout said he picks cali and real picks corn fed so who knows

@ Redd Tony
So what should Obama do?? Bush’s Bailout failed so Obama is doing one that helps Average Americans .We lost Millions of Jobs last year and we cannot afford to to do nothing .Do you want another great Depression Americans like you and me drive the economy so he is bailing out the U.S consumer

Bey is beeming with happiness and that makes her look good but her dress is like a sheet wrapped badly around her ugly colour and what is it with big hair????? I heard an american say once “the bigger the hair the closer to god” I guess she needs to do something drastic to try stay in gods good books ha ha

Nik U,, the brother looks just like chances twin and somebody put too much damn salt of this popcorn ..they trying to kill me up in here with high blood pressure … be back!

@ mild sauce–

Ima bring you a plate tomorrow but please be sure to rinse out my whip cream bowl and give it back.

It’s a part of a set!

Lol!!!!!!!!

@ atx wassup baby, how r u today
@ qc hey you sexxy mrs. rodriguez…lol

@ Nina Knows
Have you ever tried the Asian cowboy

Where can I get a fish Taco because I’ve never heard of them?

@1truediva

SHUTUP
UR HERE IN NC
WITH ME

smh,at u keeping secrets.
i want my meal tonight.

Asian cowboy?

**giving AKeys my undivided attention**

Why thank you snoop…

…and thanks for the referral guys…I was scared…but now I WILL try them

QC–If I’m not mistaking, you’re not too far from me. That is, if 704 is your area code!!

*mistaken

Asian Cowboy Definition

Having sex while sitting on your partners lap backwards and screaming oy oy oy

I dont care for popcorn too much…that thing may/or may not get caught in your tooth/gum area and then it stinks up your microwave for days to come…

@pedro.
even tho ur gone.
im sorry i was upset.
no divorce.

now,lets go make some babies!!!

1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals—BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ass BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

Where can I get a fish Taco because I’ve never heard of them?
————————————————
Cabo Fish Taco

http://www.cabofishtaco.com

3201 N Davidson St
Charlotte, NC 28205
(704) 332-8868

Redd..

Where you can just see my eyes? Thanks!

Hey y’all… I’s back from the gym. Tired AND hungry.
What’s new up in herre???

@ Redd tony

I asked you a question If not a Bailout What should OBAMA Do ????????

Unc Dad comin’ through with the info on deck…. HAHA!!

i am here eating is gut pudding, thats what my baby calls tapioca pudding

@snoop

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy
((wink))

mandingo Definition

A African male who knows that he has a huge penis that can hit all night and keep a female comin back for more

NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

angel,beyonce looks a mess

@Akeys====>

Look baby girl, the way I see it is debt=slavery…They are putting us in debit in which our great,great, great, great, great grandchildren will be in…If the coutry falls on its face ecomomically or another REAL Great Depression hits then so be it….Yes we will be poor and hungry as hell, but thats the best time for everyone to pull togeter a learn to look out for each other. We will be ok. But you cant just keep printing paper to satisfy everything..Where is tha change? The worst thing of all this whole fall out of the econony is history repeating itself…IT WAS DONE ON PURPOSE..the only people benefiting of what happening is the Federal Researve and thats it…smh

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

Unc Dad comin’ through with the info on deck…. HAHA!!
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Hey Nikki What up?

Its all about Google!! LOL

Fish Tacos WTF!!!

Am sceptic if Obama shall delivery. He has already stumbled on Israel-Gaza war.

@unc daddy

r u here in the NC too???

smh, lemme find out all yall
my neighbors

BEYONCE JUST CAME OFF A ROMANTIC HONEYMOON WITH HER HUSBAND WHY ISNT HE WITH HER HE WAS THERE, AND WHERE HAS THE WEDDING RING GONE AS SOON AS SHE COMES BACK I KNOW IT WAS A GANGSTER EVENT BUT SHE COULD AT LEAST WEAR THE FAKE ONE

ROFL@ Akey!!

I need that.. got anymore?

MILD SAUCE IS A LIAR… FIRST OF ALL YOU DUMB MTHER FU8KER SINCE YOU ALL IN MY POSTS, WHAT THE FUC8 DO I HAVE TO LIE ABOUT, SECOND OF ALL BYTCH I SAID I ASKED CHANCE WHO HE PICKED AND HE SAID CALI WITH A SMIRK, THEN I WAS TRYING TO ASK ABOUT REAL BUT HE SPED OFF I GOT A CHANCE TO ASK HIM ABOUT NEW YORK. bYTCH READ THE SHYT RIGHT IF YOU GONNA FUC8 WITH MY POST.. WHY THE FUC8 I GOTTA LIE ABOUT CHANCE YOU IGNORANT BASTARD. aND ANYBODY WITH ANY SENSE KNOWS CHANCE DONT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT NO CONTRACT, PLUS NEW YORK TOLD WHEN SHE PICKED THE WHITE DUDE SO GET THE FUC8 OUUTA HERE AZZWIPE AND SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TOO!

hey uncle daddy, hey baby snoop whats good with you

vee: (hi-5) we both were working out

akeys what is a bird bath

@ Redd Tony
I agree but if we don’t do anything know then what
We can’t keep Borrowing money from China we must create Jobs and create a new energy policy just like the new deal FDR put in place after the Great depressions in the 1930′s

akeys: you do not know what your missing till you have a fish taco

@ ATX: cyber-hi-five back at cha. I’m not working out tomorrow-need to give my muscles a day to rest. I think I’ve pushed the envelope hard enough this week.

Right about now I’m eatn pretzels stix like I’m at The Last Supper. lol

@ Redd Tony
Okay as long as you work it Akeys is all in I love a good Spanking lol

The economy was overheating and it has cooled off. It doesnt mean its collapsing

Bey wins hands down! I actually like her dress, I can only imagine when you have so many events to attend and you don’t want to wear the same dresses, you can only wear so many different designs. The other chick needs to go home and start all over again….hold up, why the hell is she even there??

qc704

@unc daddy

r u here in the NC too???

smh, lemme find out all yall
my neighbors
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LOL No, I am in Cali. I just Googled the info out of curiousity. Here is Cali fish tacos are common and I wanted to see if they are even sold on the east coast or down south

TRUE DIVA.. what if i dropped the plate and it breaks will i have to pay you for it but damn girl make sure you throw that cornbread on the side and no fritters i like cornbread plain and simple! good looking out with the plate cause a nicca is still hungry up in here!

vee: pretzel sticks girl you betta get you a salad prefer chicken ceasar thats what im having

With some Henny I can give it to you all night…hahhahhahhah
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LMAO…..That’s a young nigga’s viagra

They both look good, but hell to the naw to angel lola love ol ghetto ass. the bitch got crabs!

I may not beyonce, but she appears to be more classy.

They both look good, but hell to the naw to angel lola love ol ghetto ass. the bitch got crabs!

I may not like beyonce, but she appears to be more classy.

Nik U bye babes. got some work to do ill holla at you later gorgeous!

Hey Snoop!
@ Redd: a dude told me Patrone asks like Viagra for him (dont know why he’d need it cuz he’s 25).
Henny does that too or are you kiddn? I need to know these thangs…

@ ATX: I need a coupla days free from salad too. Had that one time to many this week.
I really want a steak and baked potatoes, but I’m fighting it!!

Me & my itty-bitty-bikini got a date this spring dammit (I’m hyperventilating)!!!!!

The Great Dipper Definition

sex position in which a woman lies facing her partner
with one of her legs between his while thrusting back and fourth

BRB

Good Afternoon

@ the lovely Vee….hell yeah henny keep you crackin all night.
Side effects- includes hangover, loss of memory, bad decision making, you may get the shallow hal sydrome…lmao

@Akeys==> we dont dont borrow money from China, we just get our goods from there..We borrow from the Federal Reserve; a crooked private banking cartel..In order to truly fix this mess we must go poor and hungry, women cant go shopping no more and men cant hook their cars up. no frivilous (sp) spending. I dont know about you, but I cant wait for a world without money, because with it we will never be truly free…

Energy? We dont need other countries fuel..we got plenty of our own in the Gull Island Reserve…

good afternoon z

Hi ATX Chick
Bye ATX Chick

BEYONCE’, DUH!

@AKeys-that sex position sounds like a tip from Cosmo. You know they dont hold nothin’ back!
@Z-Hey gurl how the hell are ya????
@Snoop-lol ok-its good to know these things. I used to work with a dusty-ass guy ( a cloud of dust seemed to follow him like Charlie brown’s Pig-Pen), and he KEPT Henny on his hip. Perhaps that’s why…

@Vee

I pops was a Henny man, so its already my drink of choice..all I know is ima different Redd when I drink that shit…Like Pac used to say, “I be hitting them switches like I be fixed with hydraulics”/up and down like a roller coaster..hahahah

The Great Dipper Definition

sex position in which a woman lies facing her partner
with one of her legs between his while thrusting back and fourth

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sound like playing twister…lol

BRB yall..gotta go knock out some work real quick!

Bossip seriosuly,

Lola all day, I like classy women

What’s up all?

Special hello to Ms. Z!

@ Uncle daddy–

Thanks! Charlotte is not too far from me. I’ll hit up that spot the next time I’m down that way.

@ qc704–

If you’re not in Charlotte, you must be awfully close to it. It’s a straight shot down 85 south for me. It usually takes me about 1 1/4 hours to get there from here.

I love Angela but Bossip didn’t catch those elbows of her’s..Angie you forgot the lotions..still luv ya

I can’t believe you guys just compared that hood rat to beyonce! ha ha ha

I failed to speak

What’s up to all on Bossip

Pro!!

Sup?

I’m not a Bey fan but she look cute as hell!!

Love the hair and makeup!!

I dont want to admit it, but Angel. Beyonce is doing the most—didnt mama knowles teach her to use a comb???

There is some poor damn horse standing in a field somewhere with a frost-bitten ass because Beyonce had his tail cut off!

@1trudiva

i am in charlotte.
where r u

im gonna go for concord
or kannapolis

@
tru what’s up babygirl, how u?

@qc

What happened to you yesterday? I didn’t offend you did I sweetheart?

I’m back FWIW.

Yay. Whatever.

whats goin on Snoop, Vee, Nightstalker

whats the topic?

@ A Keys

What`s the definition for beating the bumper off of Serena Williams ?

Hi Z…. Purpple and Nina were being mean to me again and Purpple called me a dummy or maybe it was Nina and then I went to lunch and then I dropped off a few resoomayz and now I’m back.

Hey Dapro.
Glad to c y’all again-Z, QC, Oshie…afternoon-drowsiness is catching up to me.
Let’s come up with a HOT subject.
And where’s Brooke? Oh Lawdy? Man???

HEY ERRRRBODY!! IN FOR A SEC!!

1TRU

PRO

PEDRO

Z

OSH KOSH

GLOK

VEE

ATX

LADY A

WHAT IT DEWW PEEPS??

BOSSIP YA’LL MUST OF SNIFFED A WHOLE HALF OF KEY AND NOW YOUR EYEBROWS LOOK LIKE SOLANGES TO ASK WHO LOOKS MORE BANGING BETWEEN BEY AND THIS TRAMP ANGEL. COME ON. I’M INSULTED.

^^ Hey, i live in charlotte too! I’m trying to figure out why does Beyonce have on sandals. I thought it was cold in new york.

@ Vee: Try about 3 redbulls thats what I did!!!! RASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey oshie, how was lunch?

@qc

You should move into the new homes over there off of Dale Earnhardt Blvd. I was just over there a few weeks ago.

I wanna fight angel lova

lola

@Vee
What’s up lady, always glad to see you

@Sqb
What’s up lil lady, how’s my lil one?

I’m out family

Hey snoop, thanks for being so courteous as to ask! Unfortunately I didn’t see any lesbo action this time, I’m sure that’s what you’re getting at. But for further info I ate Subway and drank 3 redbulls and smoked about 3 cigarettes.

HEY PRO LUV!! EVERYTHING IS WELL DEAR. WELL NOT EVERYTHING. I HAVE A FEW THINGS TO TELL YOU, HAVE TO EMAIL YOU

Hey Sxyq! Wassup Gurl?
@ Oshie-Nah I’ll pass on the Red Bull(s). I wanna wake up-not become a STROKE victim!

@Oshie

Purple and Nina are both herpes inflicted and eat each other’s pussies and is mad……bc by them ping ponging the disease back and forth they have gone from Herpes 1 to Herpes 17. Shyt is terrible.

@OSH

Hi Z…. Purpple and Nina were being mean to me again and Purpple called me a dummy or maybe it was Nina

PLEASE TELL ME YOU DONT GIVE A F&CK

*****straight up blank stare*****

Z A.K.A Lemon Pepper Sauce (Filled with Hot Sauce)

I wanna fight angel lova

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Can it be naked in some oil?

Hey snoop, thanks for being so courteous as to ask! Unfortunately I didn’t see any lesbo action this time, I’m sure that’s what you’re getting at. But for further info I ate Subway and drank 3 redbulls and smoked about 3 cigarettes.

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no lesbo action? *penis soften up* lol

@dapro
no u didnt offend me.
only “man” can do that
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@***
Hey, i live in charlotte too! I’m trying to figure out why does Beyonce have on sandals. I thought it was cold in new york.
———————–
which part
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@nightstalker
You should move into the new homes over there off of Dale Earnhardt Blvd. I was just over there a few weeks ago.
——————
1.y were u here (yes im nosy)
2.dale earnhardt,thats by the racetrack
(i think)…mooresville has better houses wit cheaper taxes…free fact

@ Sxqy

I didn`t appear on your roll call … but hey it`s all to the good !!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY U !!!

@Z

Purple and Nina are both herpes inflicted and eat each other’s pussies and is mad……bc by them ping ponging the disease back and forth they have gone from Herpes 1 to Herpes 17. Shyt is terrible.
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YOU’Z A DAMNED FOOL!! LMFAO

@Oshie

I would not allow my naked body anywhere near that hoodrat. Can you imagine was diseases are breeding and evolving in her nether regions? Just look at her face!!!

damn am i the only nigga in here?

CRAZYYYYY!! MY BABYYYYY! I KNEW IT WAS SOMEONE I WAS FORGETTING. HOW ARE YOU TODAY LUV?

hey sxyq!! I wasnt on your roll call either

Dogg-pile on snoop!

@SNOOP

IT APPEARS THAT UR
BY URSELF…
ill keep u company tho

@VEE

HEY MOMMA!! FIGHTING BACK THE URGE TO BE A MEAN B&TCH TODAY. THATS BEEN HAPPENING ALOT LATELY. HOW IRONIC, AS SWEET AS I AM RIGHT? LOL. BUT TODAY I’M SURE WILL BE AN INTERESTING ONE.

@ sxy q…wassup ma, your cyber boo Anon. left you some flowers.

Afternoon all!

HEY LAWDY!! DONT SHOOT ME WITH THE CYBER PISTOL. I SCROLLED THRU ALL THE COMMENTS AND TRIED TO MAKE SURE I DIDNT MISS A BEAT. ARE YOU ON GOOD BEHAVIOR TODAY?

@QC

I stopped off there to buy something to eat and drink on the way to a game! Driving on 85

@ sxy q….and your roll call is miss a significant person i just can’t put my finger on it…lol

@ QC

Is it possible in anyway that you can find a good pizza in North carolina ? And in North Carolina how late do clubs stay open ?

These are the 2 questions I based on whether I will move from New York to North Carolina ???

Yeah you can see I`m well thought out !!!

HEY BEAUTIFUL LAUREN!! HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

@SNOOP

HEY BABE! WHERE’D HE LEAVE EM AT? I COULD USE THEM TODAY. IT MAY KEEP ME OFF OF FOLKS HIND PARTS FOR A SPELL…(growling..lmao)

both pretty

@ Snoop-yep looks like you’re the only dude…all of us ladies might wanna have our way with you (wink).
@ SXYQ-me too! Thank God its not just me (lol). I’ve been working out more & I’m grouchy cuz I wanna eat some really FATTENING food: and not doing so is making me irritable. I have to meditate…

np i am being good

Yes snoop, cuz I aint a nigga! Sorry bro!

@nightstalker

why dont u move there
and invite me over for
slumber party:)

lolz

@SNOOP

LMAO…. I’M GONNA KICK MY OWN ARSE WITH THE ROLL CALL DEAL. I ALWAYS MANAGE TO FORGET SOMEONE AND THEN I LOOK LIKE A RE RE TRYING TO CATCH UP. SO I’M GONNA RESERVE THIS ONE FOR YEWWW

HEYYYY SNOOP LUV!!!

yes sext they are on the floor strategically placed by him and he told us not to step on them~~

Wow Oh Lawdy…

I thought you stopped putting your real pic up on Bossip.

@SNOOP

IT APPEARS THAT UR
BY URSELF…
ill keep u company tho
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ok, mrs. rodriguez but when dro (hubby) comes back i’m going to ignore you

@OH LAWDY

I’M WATCHING YOU. YOU BEST BE ON GOOD BEHAVIOR OR YOU’LL BE ON SUSPENSION…LOL

@VEE

GIRL SOME INTERESTING THINGS HAVE BEEN OCCURRING WITH MY DAY. SO I’VE GOT ONE EYEBROW RAISED AND A HALF OF SCOWL. LMAO

Yes snoop, cuz I aint a nigga! Sorry bro!

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oh my bad nigga

UH OHHHHHHH

Hi all, Can’t stay cuz I am real busy just stopped in to say Hi to

Z
Sxy Q
Vee
ATX Chick
AK Stan
Lawdy
Oshie
Snoop
Dapro
MAn
LAuren
Qc 704
Pedro
1trudiva
Glok9n

And to also say to Z: Z Yes! we really really do need to talk and work this out between us, I am busy today up until 8pm, so I will call you then, read ya email when you get a chance, love ya..

Bye everyone

Z TAKE THAT SAUCE SH&T OUT YOUR SCREEN NAME THIS INSTANT!!

@ Snoop-yep looks like you’re the only dude…all of us ladies might wanna have our way with you (wink
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@ vee… What you have in mind baby?

HEY BROOK!! WE’RE ALL GOING TO RUN A CONFERENCE MY DEAR. YOU ME Z AND BE. SO JUST BE PREPARED. I LOVE YOU.

Good God, ya’ll are ruthless.

TAPPING FINGERS ON THE TABLE…..

BLOWING BREATH…..

WHERES THE PARTY IN THIS PEICE? I’VE GOT A FEW MINUTES

Z you and your cornball crew can kick rocks. You the lamest ET lookin whore I done came across in a minute.

is this better?

@crazy
@ QC

Is it possible in anyway that you can find a good pizza in North carolina ? And in North Carolina how late do clubs stay open ?

These are the 2 questions I based on whether I will move from New York to North Carolina ???

Yeah you can see I`m well thought out !!!
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my dearest crazy:

i personally am not a fan of
NY style pizza,however,i hear that
godfathers is the bomb.
and they have a TON
of “authentic”places around.

as far as the club is concerned
how old are you?

I see the sex talk is about to begin..as usual

@OSH

Good God, ya’ll are ruthless

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NOT YET OSH. DAMMIT NOT YET…LOL

Why’d I just spit out my soda after reading Snoop’s comment to Herpes?? LOL
@ Brooke-Hey gurl! I expect to be busy next week so I can relate. Right now I’m chillin’.
@ Oh Lawdy-I dont like it when you behave-you keep it interesting:-)
@ Snoop-you know how we do, we’ll just have to make you our sex slave: to live out our fantasies and let you bear witness to ours. Let the role-playing/lesbo/bisexual/outright RAUNCHINESS begin!!

Dave Chappell(Sxyq)you aint got a few minutes for nothing, all your extra time should be spent in the mirror and the hair salon

lol @ Purpple

now don’t u come wagging ur sore infested tongue at me….

*HANDS UP* DON’T SPIT. PLEASE!!!

@ sxyq: the party is in my panties. As usual.

Oh and Brooke-I wanted to ask you something: can you see if your hustle-man would be willing to hook-up with me & my peeps the wknd of Jan 30/31st? I’m treating my fam to a wknd in NYC as a late Christmas gift and you KNOW we gotsta SHOP!!!

and most importantly what is up with the internet gangsters..it really must stop

Purpple why are you such a meanie? I would perchance to go so far as to say you can be an outright doodyhead poopy pants!

Z you and your cornball crew can kick rocks. You the lamest ET lookin whore I done came across in a minute.

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HERE WE F&CKIN GO. THE BROAD WITH NO GRAVIE POPPIN SH*T AINT THAT A B*TCH??? AS ALWAYS.

@ Vee

What’s up, Girl. I’ve responded back to your e-mails – that information was on POINT.

We’ll talk later.

ON THIS SUBJECT:

Beyonce looks nice – I’m not a fan of women with tatts on their necks, it’s just not cool in my book. Bey looks good though and I LOVE her shoes.

Hi everyone,

Bye everyone

@snoop
ok, mrs. rodriguez but when dro (hubby) comes back i’m going to ignore you
—————-
oh u jus gonna punk out when pedro
comes..smh…that boy cant even spell my name rite.
lolz…

IS anyone a fun of Howard Stern

now vee i have been behaving, if i feel like playing i will wait until i get home and play with my kids…..now now now i am trying to keep quiet!!!

Oshie

IS anyone a fun of Howard Stern
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Just be yourself, man. Just be yourself.

and how mature, you have to have a gravie to make a comment..this ain’t the yearbook

not everyone has the time to sit around and take pics of themselves eagerly anticipating to put it up on gravatar.com

@Vee

Just text Brooke ya Hustle man Order

@Zand sxy Q

Do you want me to infect busted ass Purrple??? again?????

aight I’m out 4real, lol lata

OMG – y’all at it AGAIN?!

LOL – I’m not down with this ‘orgy’ I’ll sit this one out and *WATCH*

I didn’t realize we were having an orgy, otherwise I would have brought protection a/k/a my “condom pants”.

Is Oshie your legal name?

@PURPLE

*****singing..she say she like my dougie*******

Dave Chappell(Sxyq)you aint got a few minutes for nothing, all your extra time should be spent in the mirror and the hair salon

YOUR WACK AZZ KEEPS THEM GUMS BUMPIN DONT YOU? LMFAO. YOU A SILLY BROAD. DIDNT YOU KNOW I LOVE THE MIRROR? AND MOTHER F*CKERS LOOOOOVVVE TO LOOK AT ME, YOU HEAR. DONT EVER FORGET IT. YOUR WORDS ARE LAME BY THE WAY. DAVE CHAPPELLE WAS THE BEST YOU COULD COME UP WITH??? ROFL. DIZZY ASS

I want some peas now. Some purple hull peas with ham and rice and gravy. And some chocolate cake.

Oshie

Is Oshie your legal name?
_____________________________

You talkin to me?

Define “legal”.

@Oshie

I used to listen to Howard when he always had Bettlejuice on the show and High Pitch Eric. And Wendy the Retard

@ elle

You don’t have to take your pic – as I’m sure you know. It could be anyone or anybody or anything. Whatever suites you. It could even be one of your favorite cartoon characters if you want it to be.

My Gravatar isn’t of me – that’s my girl Denise Vasi from All My Children. I like her, so I used her picture as my Gravatar.

Sammuel Jackson I dont need a gravie up to berate your azz. Your long azz chin under that wig look like z two front teeth under her lip. long tooth ET simple bitch. Im through.

Hi Brookie! Bye Brookie!

Hey Sexy Q!!

TELL EM WHY YOU MAD, ELLE. TELL EM WHY YOU MAD!!!

LOl @ Oh Lawdy-ok I feel ya.
Things get so f—– outta hand on bossip sometimes so I know whatcha mean.
@ SXYQ-we have similiar personalities girl, trying not to cuss & maintain. I get so sick of the dumb -ish I SWEAR!
@ Oshie-LMAO outright doodyhead poopy pants. Yet I agree…

@OSH

I didn’t realize we were having an orgy, otherwise I would have brought protection a/k/a my “condom pants”.

I’VE GOT A PAIR YOU CAN GET DARLING. EVEN GOT THE SKIRT VERSION IF YOU WANT…LMAO

@HERPES

NAWWWW DARLING THAT WONT BE NECCESARY…LMAO

sxyqblondie and vee: what are yall talking about

Herpes is back YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bwhahahahahhahaha

@ SxyQ

I`m chillaxing at my job … straight bull sh**t&&ng at my job all up on bossip acting like a maniac !

lmao at you vee…with that outta control mess, nah mama some people have nothing better to do…..

herpes: hows it going down there LMAO have you flamed up yet?

@qc704- I live off of Brookshire, almost going out towards Mt. Holly.

@ missblaze

I don’t know, for me I like the little mystery of not having anything there…I have no personality so any gravie I put there will be wack, honestly speaking.

HI my name is oh lawdy and I am a BOSSIHOLIC! FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED!!!!

BWAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

@Z

Have a good one! I have to get ready for my ride to pick me up here shortly and we are going to hit a bar or two before the concert starts.

Wu-Tang here we come!!!!!

wats with them lacefronts lookin like that…hot mess!

@ Red Tony & @ Vee

I love Patron – that and Tres Generacion, which goes down real smooth.

@akeys

plz do not
encourage the
outbreak of herpes

@VEE

GIRL TODAY WILL BE THE DAY I COME OUT OF CHARACTER. CAUSE RIGHT NOW I’M JUST IN THAT KIND OF MOOD.

@PURPLE

Sammuel Jackson I dont need a gravie up to berate your azz. Your long azz chin under that wig look like z two front teeth under her lip. long tooth ET simple bitch. Im through.

NO B*TCH TELL THE DAMNED TRUTH. YOU “WONT” PUT A GRAVY UP BECAUSE YOU KNOW BETTER THAN ANY OF US THAT YOURE PROBABLY A F*CKIN SIGHT FOR BLIND EYES. ONLY INSECURE BROADS COME EYEBALL F*CKING OTHER PEOPLES PHOTOS AND POPPIN SH*T FOR NO REASON. WHICH SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY THING THAT PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE GOOD AT. YOU DAMNED RIGHT YOU DONT NEED TO PUT A GRAVY UP STUPID. WE DONT NEED PHD’S TO KNOW THE REAL DEAL WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. ARE YOU REALLY DONE??? LMAO

Herpes is never gone for good… they always creep back in it.

Simple?

Simple is what I am not. I have a wondeful smile bitch and it makes you pissed bc your lowly ass don’t even have health insurance. I feel your pain.

@ ATX-how was that salad girl?
I think I ate too many pretzels Feel like I got an anchor in my stomach.
@missBlaze-Hey! Glad you got the info. I hope it helps. Honestly, I was very fortunate that I found a good printer on the first try. Only God knows what would’ve happened otherwise.
We really do hafta light a fire under this writers’-conglomerate thang we got goin’…
’09 will be OUR year. No recession here (God Help Us)

blow job Definition
To lick, blow, and suck on a mans dick. Proper technique including rubbing his balls with left hand, stroking dick with right hand in sync to the pace you are moving your mouth. To go all the way and deep throat is much desired, while doing this begin to hum and moan. This will send him up the wall. When he does reach orgasm and begin to cum swallow it, and lick it off of him. This will also drive him insane.

Great now Fakewalker is talking to Fake Oshie, what next…

I meant ‘Tres Generaciones’ I had to get the bottle to make sure I had the correct spelling. This stuff is GOOD!

Lata Nightstalker. Take pics and come back and tell me all about it!

@ATX

HEY MOMMA!! WE’RE TALKING ABOUT TRYING TO REFRAIN FROM BEING MEAN TODAY. IT’S NOT WORKING THOUGH. NOT FOR ME ANYWAY. LMAO

@ QC
Thanks for the info !! I`m still young if you consider 65 young !

@ Oshie.

Who you talking about, Nightstalker? He’s the original ‘Day’Walker. He changed his name around 2 something in the morning.

I was *watching*

AKEYS

blow job Definition
To lick, blow, and suck on a mans dick. Proper technique including rubbing his balls with left hand, stroking dick with right hand in sync to the pace you are moving your mouth. To go all the way and deep throat is much desired, while doing this begin to hum and moan. This will send him up the wall. When he does reach orgasm and begin to cum swallow it, and lick it off of him. This will also drive him insane.
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Hmmm…. I learned that in 8th grade.

Z.. dont listen to sxy put that damn sauce name back in your gravy… wtf/ im telling Hot on you and you know theres consequences to be had!

vEE: IT WAS IIGHT IM GETTING SLEEPY AND BORED

@ MissBlaze43

I am a Whiskey Girl Southern Comfort and Lime please WOO!!!!!!!!!!!

MissBlaze43

@ Oshie.

Who you talking about, Nightstalker? He’s the original ‘Day’Walker. He changed his name around 2 something in the morning.

I was *watching*

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Oh, LOL, I was sleeping.

He’s still “Fakewalker” to me, jou no?
With the fake hummer, fake sex life and fake trips to Perth, etc.

@ elle-LMAO at ‘this ain’t the yearbook’.
@ Oh Lawdy-can u find us a support group cuz I’m a bossip-addict too. When my work pics up next week I think I’ll have the shakes/withdrawal:-)
@Sxyq-I know, I know…hey u gotta do what u gotta do.
@ ‘Herpes’-I’ll send that email. Thx for the 411

WOW OSHIE 8TH GRADE…. AT LEAST I WAITED TILL I WAS A SENIOR…..

They both look disastrous. Beyonce looks a hot buttered mess. Lola looks cheap.

@MILD

Z.. dont listen to sxy put that damn sauce name back in your gravy… wtf/ im telling Hot on you and you know theres consequences to be had!

___________________________________________________

THE ONLY WAY I’LL SUGGEST SHE PUTS IT BACK IS IF YOU SAUCES PROMISE TO BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR…

by birth

Is SoCo whiskey? This I did not know…

Oshie

by birth
___________________________________

Is this at me?

Is this supposed to be a sentence?

A question?

What is your major malfunction?

SXYQBLONDIE: IM STARTING TO THINK THE SAME WAY I NEED SOME EXCITMENT AND I AM VERY BORED RIGHT NOW LET ME HELP YOU OUT TAG TEAM STYLE

@VEE

I BE NEEDING SOMEONE TO TAKE IT OUT ON SOMETIMES. I FIGURE WHY ALWAYS BE THE NICE ONE. LMAO

@ AKeys

OMG – you droping ‘sexual’ knowledge again. Stop telling these girls to ‘swallow’.

Don’t ‘swallow’ nothing unless you’ve been with this person for awhile. Here’s a clue – most men don’t know when they have Herpes because they don’t get many symptoms.

When your ass end up with sores all in your mouth and down your throat – you’ll know why.

@ Ms blaze 43
Is that you in your grav ? … because for real that`s a pretty pic !
You look like a friend of mine named Denise Vasi she`s a model and is now on All My children.

pork sword Definition
The large fleshy thing between a man’s legs. More commonly known as a penis

@ATX

I WOULD TELL YOU GO FOR IT MOMMA. BUT THE NO NAMED BRAND TRICK TOOK OFF.

@***
live off of Brookshire, almost going out towards Mt. Holly.
——-
i live by uncc
ur close

@ Crazy

That’s who it is. You know her? I love Denise – I have how they cover her tattoo of that cat outline on All My Children. Tell your friend that I’m blowing her up on Bossip.

blow job Definition
To lick, blow, and suck on a mans dick. Proper technique including rubbing his balls with left hand, stroking dick with right hand in sync to the pace you are moving your mouth. To go all the way and deep throat is much desired, while doing this begin to hum and moan. This will send him up the wall. When he does reach orgasm and begin to cum swallow it, and lick it off of him. This will also drive him insane.

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* penis is now erect*

I meant I ‘hate’ that they cover her tattoo.

@ MissBlaze43

I agree Don’t Swallow unless you’ve been with this person for awhile and make sure he eats lots of fruits and Veggies it makes the cum taste better

Good Afternoon peeps!!

I am tired of Beyonce posts!!

@ MizzBlaze: LOL at ‘when your ass end up with sores all in your mouth and down your throat – you’ll know why’.
@SXYQ-agreed. I get sick of taking the high road all the time too. I’m very patient and I ignore alot: but when I go off I go OFF and folks are like ‘I didnt know she had it in her.’ But I’M
LIKE ‘Why the f— did you have to take me there???’
@ Oshie-8th grade? Whoaaa

ANGEL LOOKS ALOT BETTER THAN BEYONCE BEY’S HAIR IS A MESS AND SHE LOOK LIKE SHE CANT WALK IN DEM SHOES

@ snoop bloggy blog

Giggle Stick Definition Another word for haveing an erection

lmao @ crazy..sure you do. I’m sure this has nothing to do with the fact the missblaze just said who she had in her gravie, what like 10 mins ago…smooth

@AKeys-dont forget to instruct the ladies to ‘groan’ occassionally while giving head; it makes a vibration that drives dudes WILD.

@ Herpes

No don’t Go!!!!!!

@ herpes

you really are like the real disease..it always appears like you are gone but underneath it all, you’re always here

AKEYS

pork sword Definition
The large fleshy thing between a man’s legs. More commonly known as a penis
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@ AKeys -I dont believe yu are ging to keep this up ALL DAY!!! LOL

@ I live in Oakland about 5 blocks from were the riots occurred last night. Right now I hear multiple sirens & helicopters overheard again!! oh shit something is going down!!

@ Be

Hey, Girl. What happened to your ‘smiley face’ gravatar? This is really you, right and not a faker?

HEYYYYY BE BABE!! I’M IN RARE FORM TODAY!!(2 snaps)

@HERPES

YOU KNOW YOU’D BE KEWL WITH A LIL PENICILLIAN!! LMAO (co-sign with your comment)

yawning….

@Oh Lawdy – HI my name is oh lawdy and I am a BOSSIHOLIC! FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I HAVE SINNED!!!!

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YOu have the 10 step program??? I need it too

@ Vee (its Bossladee if u nasty)

Yes ladies Moan lots and gag Men Love when Woman Gag with Lots of spit

If you want me to stop I will just say so

Giggle Stick Definition Another word for haveing an erection

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i’m go tell my girl ” baby i got a giggle stick, let’s do it” lmao

* pouring liquid valtrex all over the thread *

Phew! Now lets try to avoid further outbreaks! Avoid tight clothing and spicy foods!

Damn that would suck, that’s all I eat/wear. LOL

DID ANYONE READ THAT POST ON BOSSIP ABOUT THE BABY/STILLBORN BEING TOSSED IN THE TRASH

@crazy
@ QC
Thanks for the info !! I`m still young if you consider 65 young !…….
———————————-
i feel like after all the truth ive told you

your sitting there typing me LIES.
65..
you have 1 more chance to redeem urself

@ Oaktown

Wait – are they rioting over that young man who was shot while handcuffed by po-po?

Man, I’m so sorry to hear about that young man – that was really messed up!

These are the most uncomfortable shoes I’ve ever worn in my life. I think my blisters have blisters on them… but they’re cute dammit! Ow…

@Akeys-now THAT I cannot get into. Me no-likey spit-under ANY cirCUMstances.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

skeet Definition
-semen, to ejaculate
Don’t skeet on me. Lmao

Am not a stalker. Whats your name if i may ask

@elle

@ herpes

you really are like the real disease..it always appears like you are gone but underneath it all, you’re always here

*************************

You know cuz you have me now, hey is that valtrex I see in ya medicine cabinet, that shit won’t work, ahahahaha

ok yall im leaving stop asking for me for I ATTACK this entire room. lol

SWALLOWING IS FOR PROS GUESS THATS WHY IM NOT

IT’S OKAY OSH BABE. IT’S THE PRICE YOU PAY FOR BEING OUTRAGEOUSLY GORGEOUS LUV…(wink)

@ Vee

Spit is way better than Lube. I am telling you Lube is worse Spit is better

@ AKeys

OMG – you just took me back to an old SEX AND THE CITY episode when Samantha went down on this man and when she swallowed she made this face because it tasted funny.

She was taking him to all these ‘Natural Food’ restaurants so that his cum would taste better. That shit was sooooo funny!

I swear I miss that show!

Oshie

Am not a stalker. Whats your name if i may ask
______________________________________________

Wow.

I’ll pass.

HERPES: GO BACK TO YOUR OWNER

@ ATXChick

Is it the taste What ?? I make my man drink Pineapple Juice

@ Akeys

whats the definition of a Hating Bossip Bitch wit no gravie that like to talk shit?

@ATX

SWALLOWING IS FOR PROS GUESS THATS WHY IM NOT

___________________________________________________

YOU FEEL ME??? SIGN ME UP FOR THE NON PRO LIST!! LMAO

@AKEYS

IF THE WOMAN IS RIGHT, SPIT NOR LUBE IS NECCESARY.(smile)

Jizz tastes like snot, no matter how you try to church it up.

sxyq, what about i be nice for a day will you make her put it back and the more she keeps it up how about the nicer we sauces will be DEAL!

@ MissBlaze43

Yes I remeber that episode Samantha called it Funky spunk

MissBlaze43

@ Oaktown

Wait – are they rioting over that young man who was shot while handcuffed by po-po?

Man, I’m so sorry to hear about that young man – that was really messed up!
——————————————

@ Akeys – No dnt stop I was just joking!!

@ MissBlaze43 – Yup, it started last night after a protest March. They burned quite businesses and cars in downtown Oakland. Not sure they are riting again right now, but I can hardly hear the TV because of the helicopters! You should be able to catch it on your local news.

@ Herpes
UR MUTHA

through with ur imposterin azz too….

@ MissBlaze shut-up I was thinking the SAME thing!! Wasn’t that the episode where Samantha was drinking grass-juice and what not, trying to improve the taste of dude’s “spunk”. Then she went down on him again-in front of the full-length mirror?!?! It looked SO REAL!
@ AKeys-without going into detail lets just say that I dont like spit. I know its part of the’ ahem ‘process’ but I try to keep mine to a minimum. That’s all I have to say
@ATX-yep I heard about that baby being thrown away yesterday. Terrible-another lawsuit.

@HERPES

SHIT I SEE ONE…WANT ME TO GET TO POINTING??

Gah they hurt so bad I don’t even want to get up and go get some water… so thirsty… feet hurt… damn…

@oshie
((not my oshie, but the weirdo oshie))

who r u.
and y r u asking oshie stupid questions?

STOP IT!!!

AKEYS: HELL YEAH THAT SHIT IS NATSY

BE THE FIRST STEP IS ADMITTING YOU HAVE A PROBLEM….WAY TO GO!!!!

@MILD

DEAL…LOL

SWALLOWING IS FOR PROS GUESS THATS WHY IM NOT

_____________________________________________

you will one day, and your man will go work 8 jobs to keep you satisfied. and plus it’s nutritiuos 4 u…lol

@ Herpes

Hater Definition
A person that simply cannot be happy for another person’s success. So rather than be happy they make a point of exposing a flaw in that person.

Hating, the result of being a hater, is not exactly jealousy. The hater doesnt really want to be the person he or she hates, rather the hater wants to knock somelse down a notch.

Herpes just brush the Haters off LOL

@ATX

SWALLOWING IS FOR PROS GUESS THATS WHY IM NOT

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YOU FEEL ME??? SIGN ME UP FOR THE NON PRO LIST!! LMAO

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Don’t think I am on the pro list either – maybe the semi-pro or summer league

SNOOP: CAN I TRY WITH YOURS

@Purrple

just give it up.

PURPPLE sucks DOG DICK

snoop bloggy blog

SWALLOWING IS FOR PROS GUESS THATS WHY IM NOT

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you will one day, and your man will go work 8 jobs to keep you satisfied. and plus it’s nutritiuos 4 u…lol

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I do and my man doesn’t have a job, ungrateful bastid…

@ANON

I HEARD YOU LEFT ME SOME FLOWERS BABE…

Qc Please take a gum. You have Halitosis. You jealous i aint hittin on you

@ herpes

rule 1: I address you, you don’t address me

@ BE: LMAO @ summer league: what’s that, you got some in your hair?

@Akeys

I want you to put down the urban dictionary….

BE: YEAH SIGN ME UP FOR THE OFF SEASON

back to yawning….

@Snoop – Hey Mister! XOXO

you will one day, and your man will go work 8 jobs to keep you satisfied. and plus it’s nutritiuos 4 u…lol

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Men keep promoting this protein stuff…like we gonna be putting it in a bottle!!

SWALLOWING DEFINITION

1. Swallowing male/female cum (in general), however mainly referring to sperm. Sperm swallowing is a touchy issue, especially in hetero couples. Men see it as a proof of love – and can be hurt or unsatisfied if she spits it out. Most women however have a hard time adjusting to the taste (often quite bitter). But that’s maybe one of the very reasons why men appreciate women who swallow: “Her love for me and/or craving for my seed is stronger than whatever taste it might have”.

@ Elle

I really do know Denise ! But I can see what your thinking … It does seem lame … I`ll take off my Jay Z Nerd glasses I just bought .. people might figure that out ! LOL

Ms. Blaze 43
I`ll let her know … Bad as Denise is .. I`d blow her up toooooo !

@ QC
I`m sorry …

@BE

YES, PUT ME DOWN FOR SEMI PRO. I AINT SWALLOWING JACK!!!

Hey Be—lol
We all need a support group up in here
@ Snoop-8 jobs? LOL. Wow-that must be some GOOD head…
15 more mins than I’m OUTTA here!! YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

*laughing at all the same lames under different names*

@ Z

OKAY I AM SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANY ONE

@Oshie – what’s that, you got some in your hair?
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YEP!!! or the back or stomach any random one spot place

Sorry SexyQ I am not the nice ANON I am the troll! LOL

He types his screen name in all caps..however you do deserve flowers!!

@ Vee

Yes – that’s the episode. I was on the floor. Do you remember the one when they went to this ‘class’ where this old couple was teaching them how to make their man cum by using their hands and when the man ejaculated some of it got on homegirls hair?

It was the red-haired chick. They used to show some funny shit on that show.

ANON… STFU you butt-in! Are you lonely… Im talking to sxy and making a deal with her.. slither on down the road slimeball! Deal sxy… ill start now.. HI sxy How are you / Fine i hope what a pleasure it is to chat with you ma! thats a start aint it?

@Vee – Hey Lady!!

We all need a support group up in here
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LOL!!!

Qc Please take a gum. You have Halitosis. You jealous i aint hittin on you
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LO…aww, ur almost funny.
but ot quite there yet.

((SMILING BIG TIME))
heyyy BE

((insert music: common-be))

@ sxyQblondie

Question what if he swallowing you then will you swallow him just asking if to personal don’t answer

oohhhhh… I braved it out to the water cooler and I think I need surgery now… medic….

SNOOP: CAN I TRY WITH YOURS
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@ Atx…..sure u can baby
@ Be……hey lil lady
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Favorite positions

i’ll go 1st- Doggystyle, how suprising

@crazy

so were u lying to me ab ur age???

@Sxyq – YES, PUT ME DOWN FOR SEMI PRO. I AINT SWALLOWING JACK!!!

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Semi-pro – means swallow some times

novice – no swallow

Pro – swall all the time

STILL WANT TO BE A SEMI-PRO?

@ vee
One thing i won’t do is put my fingers in anybodys ass thats just not for me I got asked that once and was like wow

@ANON

WELL THANK YOU FOR CORRECTING ME. LOL. SLOW MOMENT.

@MILD

I’M DOING FINE TODAY. EXCEPT FOR FIGHTING BACK THIS BITCHY URGE. LOL

@ Akeys….. look up “SNOWBALLING” LMAO

@elle

@ herpes

rule 1: I address you, you don’t address me

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RULE 2 BITCH: Recognize when your a Bossip Nobody Cumchow…

HEY QC!!!

@Z – You can’t speak??

Damn sxy, do i gotta stand in line and be nice to you today.. i dont mind just dont be trying to Z away from our family you hear me ma!

wow this swallowing talk is really nasty

@ MissBlaze-Yep! The fake-cum got on Miranda! LMAO…I never did know what it was that they used to mimic sperm anyway. It was very odd. The two you remembered are amongst my faves. Remember the ol’ man Carrie was sleeping with that wanted her to pee on him? And after thinking about it she said she just couldn’t do that, maybe she could use warm tea instead!!! LOL

@BE

OH SHUCKS!!! WELL THEN I’M A NOVICE. ALL DE WAYYYY!! LMAO

AKEYS: THAT SOUNDS LIKE BROOK WITH ALL THAT ANAL BEEDS SHE BE STUFFING INSIDE A NIGGA ASS

@ Be

Oh, you’ve got a NEW gravatar – nice. Where were you int hat pic?

STILL WANT TO BE A SEMI-PRO?

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@ BE…..some point in time you got to step in the big league baby…lol

SNOWBALLING @ SNOOP THAT ISH IS FUNNY…..

hello BEEEEEEEEE

sorrryyyy

@PURPPLE

@ Herpes
UR MUTHA

through with ur imposterin azz too….

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I’m Not an Imposter, I am the Virus you are currently living with today…. ahahahahahaha

@Snoop

Favorite positions

i’ll go 1st- Doggystyle, how suprising

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I concur!!

mens definition: *empty*

because there is no such thing as “mens” because “men” is plural as is.

@ Snoop
Snow Balling Definition

1. after a woman performs oral sex on a man and than spits his cum into another womans mouth.

2.How To Perform a Snow Ball On a Guy:
First the girl must trick the guy into giving him a blowjob (not hard to do). Once the guy jizzes in her mouth, she must keep it in her mouth until she goes back up to kiss the guy and spit it all back in his mouth.

SNOOP: WHAT IS SNOWBALLING WITH YOUR NATSY SELF

@ be…..you know i see u in that bikini * smirking*

@HERPES

OH SHIZ. WHATS A CUMCHOW?? DEAD…(can i use that? after you give me the definition)

@MILD

I’LL TELL Z SHE CAN PUT IT BACK…

Okay so Busta def looks a lil sweet. And Beyonce looks a bit disheveled, but still beautiful

@ATXChick

AKEYS: THAT SOUNDS LIKE BROOK WITH ALL THAT ANAL BEEDS SHE BE STUFFING INSIDE A NIGGA ASS

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Hey Hey! I heard that young LAdy! Be nice while I am gone

CArry on..

@ elle

Thanks

@Akeys-LOL. I’ve never been asked to insert my fingers in nobody’s ass. That would’ve been a no-no for me too.
And please-consider me a novice w/the blow jobs. I swallowed once: and Oshie’s right it is nasty in texture, like mucus. I didnt feel disrespected cuz I loved him, it was yrs ago and he proposed. But make no mistake THAT nasty sh– wont happen to me EVA, EVA, EVA, EVA, *EVA* again. Errrbody else-do u. Not I.

AKEYS: SNOWBALLING THAT IS SICK AND SNOOP HAS THAT BEEN DONE TO YOU MY FRIEND?

@Miss Blaze – Oh, you’ve got a NEW gravatar – nice. Where were you int hat pic?

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I was in St. Thomas – 1990 – trying to learn to snorkel..however I am afraid of all wild life including fish..so that NEVER HAPPENED? Plus I could not ruin my hairdo! I rocked a short hair cut back then and I did not want to get sand in my hair because there would be no beauty parlors! VANITY INSANITY!

Anal anthing is nasty
I tried it one time and will never do it again never

Damn sxy … what did you do to the other Anon , he must of turned over a new leaf for the New Year> Got dudes leaving flowers on the floor and placing em there and making eerrrbody step around them. But i did that for NIK U already so welcome to the flower power club!

My daughters getting old enough to the point now where we have to wait for “grown up time”.

I pray she doesn’t walk in on us one day, but at the rate we’re going… ugh…

QC. if thats your pic. It looks like a dog thats been run over by a bus.
My alter-ego Oshie. what up with my question?

Atx…take a gander @ Akeys def. at 2:56. i like the one when the two girls swap cum, don’t put that shit back in my mouth…lmao

@Sxy Q

@HERPES

OH SHIZ. WHATS A CUMCHOW?? DEAD…(can i use that? after you give me the definition)

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Well I must discuss wit my lawyer the copy rights to cumchow, but I guess the definition is the following:

Cumchow (n.): A person who is a Bitch that doesn’t know there place in Bossip Society among the elite..

Or something like that… lol

@ elle-lesson on ‘mens’………………LMAO
@ snowballing-oh how grossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
And on that note, I’m outta here!!!
Y’all carry on…Peace!

@HERPES

LMFAO..GLAD TO KNOW I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE IT A PISS POOR MOOD TODAY. GET EM MISS MOMMA!!

@A-KEYS

UMMMMMM. WHO GARGLES NUT BACK AND FORTH? WHY ALL THE NUT JUICE DISCUSSION? NUT IS FOR 2 PURPOSES AND 2 PURPOSES ONLY. 2 CREATE DIVINE BEINGS, OR TO OVERPOPULATE OUR WORLD WITH IDIOTS AND BEASTLY MORONS WHO DONT DESERVE THE RIGHT TO BREATH MANS AIR.

@z – hello BEEEEEEEEE

sorrryyyy

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I forgive you….Hey Miss. Perfect Jr.

@herpes.

i thought u was leavin for real.
y r u still here?!!??!

@ ATXChick

I don’t believe in swamping nothing unless its my partner Herpes knows that

BROOK: I JUST REPEATED WHAT YOU ALREADY SAID…I WASNT TALKING BAD ABOUT YOU MY FRIEND

thanks sxy! hey it feels kinda good being nice to you ma! you are so gracious Anon better watch his back i could get use to this!

@Snoop – some point in time you got to step in the big league baby…lol
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With all Big League..practice makes perfect!! Can’t just go around claiming to be a pro without no mileage! So I still have a ways to go…we will see maybe I will stay semi

Oshie

QC. if thats your pic. It looks like a dog thats been run over by a bus.
My alter-ego Oshie. what up with my question?
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If you phrase your question in the form of a question I might consider answering it. Unless you are asking for my real name, ss#, address, cell phone, etc.

LOL@the fake Oshie, dont insult a dog run over by a bus like dat!

What is the topic exactly? I am getting bored. ENTERTAIN!

SNOOP: BUT A FEW MIN AGO YOU SAID THAT IT WAS GOOD FOR YOU…SO HAVE SOME

@ Vee

Was that the one with the little ‘sagging hiney’? OMG, Gurl I really miss that show.

One of my other favorites is when Carrie was dating that young man who still lived with his parents. The mother came home and she smelled the weed. She told Carrie to leave and Carrie was like “okay, but I’m taking the weed with me.”

At the end of the episode they was all gettin’ Blazed off his smoke.

@HERPES

WELL DEFINED…LMAO I’LL TAKE IT

LOL my fault QC I didnt mean to laugh at that, i heard dog run over by a bus and thought of SxyQ automatically.

IM WITH Z ENTERTAIN DAMNIT

@ sxy okay I respect that

Okay No more sex talk lets talk about Beyonce
Watching the first 48 Miami is crazy

Ok Yall leave me the fugg alone, I’m tryna work here dammit!!!

@ATX

Now u know Brooke doesn’t take anything serious, lol

Someone is looking for a fling in the wrong place

No Mock Star Today SAD

@MILD

WORKS FOR ME DONT YA KNOW(LOL) I’M NORMALLY NICE TO MOST HUMANS..(angelic smile)

LOL..umm BEYONCE. how they hell are you gonna put that video hoe against B E Y O N C E. that bitch will have to shke her ass for the rest of her life just to afford one of Beyonce’s shoes. beyonce looks cute..she just needs to put that old lady wrap up.

@ Herpes

Love the hair color

SNOOP: BUT A FEW MIN AGO YOU SAID THAT IT WAS GOOD FOR YOU…SO HAVE SOME

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@ ATX…..it’s only good for ladies, homos, and metrosexual men…lol

@Snoop – you know i see u in that bikini * smirking*
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oh you see Be from 1990?? A much younger more timid young lady.

@Sxyq – UMMMMMM. WHO GARGLES NUT BACK AND FORTH?
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LMAO!!!!

I will not attempt to do a roll call; I will just wish everyone a blessed day!

@ BE – My name is Julips and I am also a Bossipholic. I have honestly tried to stop posting, I even destroyed my gravie pic and annunced an end to Ms Julips, but everytime I get on the computer the urge takes on a life of its own. I am a hopeless addict!

@ Everyone – I sincerely apologize to everyone if I influenced the creation of Herpes in anyway. LOL (low whiper) luv u Brook!

Bye now

PURPLE, DOES IT REALLY TAKE ANYTHING TO BE MENTIONED FOR YOU TO THINK OF ME AUTOMATICALLY? I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE BOUNCING TRICK? WHAT HAPPENED, YOU CANT GET ENOUGH? WTF? MY STRAPS KINDA HEAVY, YOU CAN JUMP OFF ANYTIME YOU LIKE.

@ purpple Dont you feel the same way? That gal is nasty

@Akeys

Is there something btw you and Mock Rock Star?

@AKeys

@ Herpes

Love the hair color

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Thanks babe. Brooke’s boo Ms. Julips did my hair, she said it goes nice wit my skintone, Ms. Julips so sweet..

* singing and dancing for Z and atx *

@ATX – it’s only good for ladies, homos, and metrosexual men…lol

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Double standards and shit!! MEN!

@purrp

are you tryna hate?
plz dont.
ive never said anything negative to you.
so plz.hush in advance.

@BE

I’M SAYING…LOL

@HERPES

YOU AINT GOT TO SPREAD YOUR VENOM TO THAT TIRED ASS BROAD. SEEMS LIKE SHE’S GOT ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH ALREADY

@ Ms. Julips

We told you bossip is intoxicating..

Oh P.S, Brooke told me to tell you that she loves you and dreams of you every single night. You rock her world..

ok I am leaving finally!!! and for Good..

yit ta dee………

Be.. Hi Be bye Be!…. lunch time im hungry as hell and cant have no beans and greens and cornbread so i have to settle for where ever these fools going for lunch prolly some damn pizza hut!

All of you are HIV+

Damn!

WTF done happened up in here??????????????

Ya’ll in here beefin’ and I SWEAR if I didn’t need this job a certain someone would be picking teeth up off the mutha fukkin floor!!!

I’ve been working up in this bitch for the better part of **insert years of service here** and this new chick gone try to tell me how HR shit is done PLUS–the bitch gone ACT like she didn’t understand WTF IIIIIIIIII was talking about. So I commenced in saying it to her………..

…………IN SPANISH knowing good-got-damn-well she can BARELY speak English!!!!

Oh, pock mark face trick!!!!!!!

NOT LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Neither are cute. Bey looks typical as usual. Her hair is terrible and the outfit too.
Angel, looks tyical as usual. Nothing special about none of these folks, never was and will be. They just peeps to me. I don’t like Bey, Angel.
Busta cool at times and Ice t is also at times.

@Ms. Julips – My name is Julips and I am also a Bossipholic. I have honestly tried to stop posting, I even destroyed my gravie pic and annunced an end to Ms Julips, but everytime I get on the computer the urge takes on a life of its own. I am a hopeless addict!
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Yeah..you need the 10 step program too!!!

@ Z
Mock is a cool person

OH NOW WONT YOU LOOK AT THIS. PURPLES FETAL MATTER HAS A FRIEND IN OSHIES STUNT DOUBLE. TIS A F*CKIN SHAME. LMAO

cya herpes, don’t come back now ya here

Nope QC got u mixed up with thing 1 for a minute. my bad.

Who’s beefing I’m lost???

Hey Mild! Enjoy your lunch!

@purrp
forgiven.

@oshie(stan)
plz let me know
when u come up with smthn really insulting.
until then i will pay u no mind

is that a real fetus?

How do you put this woman Angel and Beyonce in the same sentence? You know Bey got this, no omnparison.

Mufukkin, pop mark faced, shoes leanin’ to the left–to the left overbite havin, stubby fingers, flesh smellin’ like………..

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SUM
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MUM
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MAH
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B…..I…..T…..C…..H!!!!!!!!!!!

@Osh

You may sit with the rest of us. PURPPLE! TAKE HER PLACE!!!

@AKEYS

Is that all?

*i would argue with sxyq if she hadn’t already been ran through like used condoms, every on bossip done talked about ur azz so its no fun anymore*

yawning…..

Eww @ pock marks. Go crawl under a rock ugly-butt. UNCLEAN!

LMAO @ 1TRU SPAZZIN ON CO-WORKER. CHOKE HER OUT FOR ME PLEASE. JUST DO IT BEHIND THE COMPANY CLOSET SO NO ONE SEE’S YOU. I REALLY WISH SOMEONE WOULD TAKE MY FRUSTRATION FOR ME. TODAY, NOT A GOOD DAY. LOL FOR REAL

*comparison*

Purple Haze

A strong strain of mostly-sativa cannabis. JUST cannabis, NOT laced with anything. Lacing a smokable drug with LSD is IMPOSSIBLE and a bullshit urban legend! It will break down if you try to smoke it!

I need it to survive

wow! you all got some serious problems..it sure makes my life seem like peaches n’ cream. I need to come here more often it does wonders for my self-esteem

@ Z
What are you getting too

Am out. Take care guys. i was just shooting breeze. you know i love you all.

*I wish ET would keep my name out her mouth, I know yall bitches mad since I laid you out eons ago but daym…back up off me*

@sxyQ

lmao..
fetal matter
sounds so nasty…
eww

@Akeys

I’m just asking. Just curious.

PURPLE YOU CANT ARGUE WITH ME YOU DIZZY AZZ B*TCH. CAUSE THERE IS NOTHING TO ARGUE ABOUT. YOU’RE AN OFF BRAND INSECURE BROAD. AND THATS WHAT IT IS. QUESTIONS?

@ elle

Hey how are you I have no Problems well I do have a obsession with Alicia keys ,sex and weed also My roomates girlfriend

UMMMM, WOWWWWW…LMAO @ THESE SMEIGELS SUFFERING FROM SELECTIVE AMNESIA…

Opiates. Also known as prescription painkillers and relaxants, name brands known as Valium, Percoset, Darvocet (aaggghghhhhhhhhooooo baybee), Lortabs, Vicodin and Demerol.

I need these to survive.

Anyone know where to get some?

@ Z
Okay to be Honest I think she Hott

Oshie

Am out. Take care guys. i was just shooting breeze. you know i love you all.
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You will never be me.

LMAO@QC704

I KNOW, BUT WITH SOME PEOPLE THATS AS FAR AS THEY MAKE IT IN LIFE. FETAL MATTER.

YEAH BITCH COSIGNING WITH SXYBLONDIE

IS BROOK HERPES SHE CAME IN AND BOUNCE BACK OUT…BROOK WHERE ARE YOU

in this corner we have the undisputed well hated contestant that goes by the name of sxyqblondie. And in the other corner we have the fetus known as purpple (with 2 p’s).

After evaluating the 1-10 rounds between the two in the battle of the tongue toughs it is currently a draw. Lets watch to see what happens next…

@ Oshie
No Pills No powders My mom taught me that

OKAY I’M BACK ON GOOD BEHAVIOR…WAIT LET ME SEE

Purpple…

So these ugly hating ass bitches wanna talk shit. It’s sad how jealous they are of women on a blog.

current mysetery: is brooke herpes..lets watch and see…

Where is Man, I just don’t care??

Damn Bossip has like 20 Oshies can i get another Akeys on here

Despite the excessive weave Beyonce is wearing, she takes the cake on this one!

Whats up errrrrrbody!!

uh oh TAG TEAM! apparently, purpple (with 2 p’s) has tagged a team mate in the battle of the tongue toughs…

Where is Man, I just don’t care??

AKeys

@ Z
Okay to be Honest I think she Hott

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THATS IT. YOU’RE NEXT! MRS IS MINE FOREVER AND ALWAYS. BACK UP!

LOL Nina, these whores is still carrying salt and never got over it. o well….sucks to be them.

BE

Where is Man, I just don’t care?
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Maybe that’s Herpes

STEPPING BACK IN…

Z WHAT YOU AINT KNOW? ALL INTERNET G’S DO IS JUST THAT. INTERNET G. THEYRE ONLY GOOD FOR RUNNING THAT MOUTH ONLINE.

OKAY NOW I’M DONE.

@ELLE..LOL

@ATX

LMFAO…GIRL YOU A TRIP

@2cute – Hey Lady!!

updated mystery: is man I just don’t care (who i am not familiar with) herpes? lets watch and see…

@ Z (Queen of Bossip

Why can’t we share baby Once you go Akeys you never go back LOL

AKeys

@ Oshie
No Pills No powders My mom taught me that
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I think my mom forgot to teach me that.

Anyway does that mean liquid opiates are ok like sizzurp? Because promethazine hydrocodone comes in a pill form too.

Does that mean mushrooms and LSD are ok too?

Postal= The act of punching your cooworker in the throat. n.

Unemployed= 1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals. n.

who Herpes is aint no mystery…..come on now…..if she does a good job maybe ET will let her crawl back up in her anus like an undigested peanut. Thats where she wants to be so bad anyway.

@Akeys – Where is Man, I just don’t care?
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Maybe that’s Herpes

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Thinking….No, he would not pretend to be a woman he is too much of a male chauvinist!

@PURRPLE

DON’T CALL FOR BACK UP BITCH. U STARTED WHEN YOU CAME AT OSHIE. OTHER THAN THAT, YOU ARE A MOOK.

WTF WE GOT TO BE JEALOUS OF A FACELESS RETARD FOR? GET REAL. PULL YOUR DRAWS OUT YOUR ASS AND MAYBE YOU CAN THINK STRAIGHT. I NEVER COME AT YOU TIRED ASS TRAMPS. YOU STAY GOOGLE EYEING ME. AND COMING OUT YOUR RUSTY ASS NECKS. GET IT RIGHT. REVERSE PHSYCOLOGY DONT WORK WITH ME.

HEY 2CUTE I MISS YOU MOMMA!!

Hey Be! Hey sxy Q! I see all the ladies are in today, where da boys at?!!!

*them bytches must know from that last lay out I dont read long azz all caps paragraphs*

simple was an on point description for ur simple azz

three some Definition

When 3 people join together in sexual intercourse. Pretty much at the same time…

I am sorry but I am going to have to go against the grain on this one. Lola Luv just has that classic beauty about her. Beyounce is a generic beauty but Lola Luv, minus her tatts and ghettoness is a unique bueaty.

@1Tru – Postal= The act of punching your cooworker in the throat. n.

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I LIKEY THAT DEFINITION…BUT KEEP YA CALM, THE OUTCOME IS NOT WORTH THAT BITCH!

wut’s the topic?

2 cute 4U!

Hi!

Long time, no see!

*this save a ho bitch, your simple azz wanna say something to me any chance you get*

Angel Lola Luv

WHATEVER PURPLE

DISMISS THE TRUTH FROM IN FRONT OF YOU.

Low self esteem on Bossip:

Definition: Bitches that can’t produce a real gravie that like to talk shit about other females on here, knowing goddamn well they look like shit, cuz only people who is contempt with themselves don’t give a shit how someone looks in the gravie, only hating insecure jealous bitches

And What???? Don’t bring the Bitch Outta Brooke..

Sxy Q! Girl I see you still fighting off the “faceless retards”! LMAO!

Guys stop fighting I don’t like conflict

Hey family I’m back! What’s the topic? And is “Kumbaya” required?

*scrolling up*

Wait… did I see AKeys suggest that I was “Herpes?”

LOL.

@ The ladies oh my I spotted a man
@ adroed Hello

Who’s fighting?

message to oshie: all listed illegal substances put holes in your brain resulting in you resembling amy winehouse

@ Man, I just don’t care

I am sorry we were just guessing sorry love

1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals—BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ass BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

2 cute 4U!

Hi!

Long time, no see!

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“I’ma, I’ma a diva, I’ma, I’ma a diva”

Hey girlie! Thats your theme song right therrre!

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Hey Brookie!! Loooove the gravie!

update: the alleged man I just don’t care has appeared. Lets see what happens…

Whoa! I guess no family or community is without its fights or rivalries and Bossip is no different. carry on… lol

*lmao at this bitch looking like Jim Carey in the mask in her gravie, she need to take a note and not put one up*

these lames i swear!

Damn! going postal was a verb any way!

Lol!!!!!!!

OK. WTF’s going on in here?

*scrolling up*

Quick glance reveals some sorta of beef but I’m still unclear…

Hi to my Bossip peeps!!!

@2CUTE

YES GIRL, I’M TIRED OF BEING CALM. F*CK THESE OFF BRAND RAGGEDY ASS NOTHING ASS BROADS THAT POP SH*T ON A BLOG ALL DAMNED DAY. ALL DAY..WITH NO FACE TO BACK IT UP. I’M IN A BAD MOOD TODAY. TOMMOROW WILL BE BETTER I HOPE.

@BROOK

TELL IT BABYCAKES(smile)

elle

message to oshie: all listed illegal substances put holes in your brain resulting in you resembling amy winehouse

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What if they are legal?

(why am I debating this?)

I look like a VS supermodel, so I’m doing ok thus far….

@ true diva

I will prepare notes

Hey 2cute4u

Thanks Babe, how r ya? I gotta get ya email too one of these days..

Ok back to work for me….

I say neither, my vote goes for Ms. Naturi or Ms. Bassett, both ladies were simply gorgeous last night

Stop Fighting no more name calling you guys are gonna make me cry wait who is fighting

@Man – Hey Mister!!

Hey Auntie! Can’t nobody get along for shit up in here!

Hey Man! I hope your the real Man I just don’t care…

What’s going on in here?

I think I see a topic…

Then I think I see a fight or some beef…

I guess all I can do is pull a Babs from MTB and say

“Let em fight!!! Move, let em fight!!!”

*Do some people really come in here to argue?

I’m going to have to give it to Beyonce eveytime unless it’s against Me, Z or Alicia Keys.

What’s going on Bossip…Good afternon

@ Q

@BROOK

TELL IT BABYCAKES(smile
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LOL, Cuz U know how I do, I’ll cut a Bitch in a heartbeat, LOL

“all you bitchs been checked”

exactly, there is no coming back or 1up that will change that…get over it and move on

We all live in a yella summereen
a yella summereen
a yella summereen
We all live in a yella summereen
a yella summereen
a yella summereen

@ sxyQblondie
you are beautiful you don’t look like jim carey
Purple that was not nice

@ Man, I just….

You see Nick Satan, I mean Saban got that Eddie Robinson award this year?

Next year???????

Hi 2cute4u honey! Happy New Year! And yes, I see some Kumbaya’ing might be in order…

@QB,
sorry for your bad mood hon **sending cyber vibes your way**

Hey MRS!

**holding

@Auntie Viv – Hey!

@ Mock Rock Star is taking over

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m calmed down now but I swear……..at one point I wanted to tell this chick to do me a favor and find the BEST dick I EVER had and go suck it!

**straightening up my wig**

notes: sxyqblondie and purpple (with 2 p’s) have been going at it for almost 2 hrs about the way they both look. Later there were 2 tag teams from outside opponents who did okay but nothing to simmer down said beef.

in intermission there were discussions of swallowing sperm as well as talks of pineapple juice.

fast forward to now where I am now wondering if their have been lesbian activiy going on because the recently appeared and mentioned mock rock star is a woman and I thought a-keys and z were fighting over men…lets watch and see

@BROOK

I NORMALLY DONT DO THE WHOLE CYBER THUG THING. AND I’M STILL AN ADVOCATE AGAINST IT. CAUSE I CAN MAKE A RAGGEDY B*TCH FEEL LIKE SH*T WITH NO PROBLEM IN PERSON. BUT YOU KNOW YOU GOT A COWARD ON YOUR HANDS WHEN I TRICK CALLS FOR E BACK UP.

HEY AUNTIE!! KUMBAYA SXYQ IS GONE FOR A MOMENT

BRB

Beyonce Duh!! She can wake up N roll out n still look the Best.. lol

@ 1TruDiva

Whats going on

sxyQblondie(http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/25eed6db17c91789baebf357555ab0e9?s=64&d= properties)

@2CUTE

YES GIRL, I’M TIRED OF BEING CALM. F*CK THESE OFF BRAND RAGGEDY ASS NOTHING ASS BROADS THAT POP SH*T ON A BLOG ALL DAMNED DAY. ALL DAY..WITH NO FACE TO BACK IT UP. I’M IN A BAD MOOD TODAY. TOMMOROW WILL BE BETTER I HOPE
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Who knew such a tiny person could be such a firecracker! I knew you would snap one day! But for real I hope your day gets better! Don’t let faceless smart asses ruin your day or make it worse if your already in a bad mood.