Just say “NO” to faux ‘dro
Fake Mary Jane Lands Texas Teenager In The Hospital
Hospital staff removed Emily Bauer’s breathing tube and stopped all medication and nourishment at 1:15 p.m. December 16. Only morphine flowed into her body, as the family waited by her side in her final moments.
But the next morning, she was still alive.
“Good morning, I love you,” her mother told Emily as she approached the bed.
A hoarse voice whispered back, “I love you too.”
Emily was back.
Her family said the drug that landed the Cypress, Texas, teenager, then 16, in the ICU two weeks earlier wasn’t bought from a dealer or offered to her at a party. It was a form of synthetic weed packaged as “potpourri” that she and friends bought at a gas station.
Emily’s parents were aware that she was into some adolescent shenanigans, but they had no idea what that mischief would do to her.
Bryant already knew she used real Mary Jane occasionally. “It’s not that I condoned it,” he said, adding that he couldn’t follow her around all day. Bryant enforces a strict no-smoking rule in the house, and said that if he ever caught Emily smoking, she’d be grounded.
“Had I thought that there was any chance that she could have been hurt by this stuff, I would have been a lot more vigilant. I had no idea it was so bad,” Bryant said.
“I’d never have thought we’d be in this situation. If she had bought it off the street or from a corner, that’s one thing, but she bought it from convenience store.”
Best known by the street names “Spice” or “K2,” fake weed is an herbal mixture sprayed with chemicals that’s meant to create a high similar to smoking Mary Jane, according to the National Institute on Drug Abuse. Advertised as a “legal” alternative to kush, it’s often sold as incense or potpourri and in most states, it’s anything but legal.
Synthetic Mary Jane was linked to 11,406 drug-related emergency department visits in 2010, according to a first-of-its-kind report by the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration. This is when it first started showing up on health providers’ radar, as the Drug Abuse Warning Nework detected a measurable number of emergency visits.
Why the hell would you smoke fake-azz, illegal green when could smoke real azz illegal green? Makes no sense whatsoever.
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