Some Afternoon Linkage

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28 Responses to “Some Afternoon Linkage”

DICooper

1/8/09, 13:56:pm

If you can’t just look at it and tell that it’s big, then you might have a small *****.



NIKKI UNDERWOOD

1/8/09, 14:03:pm

Oh my!! Are those centimeters? What if you only have 5?



pamelicious

1/8/09, 14:07:pm

I agree with T-Howard about baby wipes, I’ve been using them since before I had children. you just feel so much cleaner and fresher thoughout the day…. I’ve trained my daughters to do the same….. Baby wipes aren’t just for babies!!!!!!! Just think about you need them more as adults!!!!



Raquel26

1/8/09, 14:14:pm

Wait….shouldnt the numbers read the other way????



Raquel26

1/8/09, 14:18:pm

I could be wrong, but it doesnt look right.

Anyway…I agree with DICOOPER….you should already know my dudes.

Put it this way: If you dont use Magnums on a reg as your condom of choice….then, you are that n*gga that cant longstroke and have to stay all close and *****.



jjj / Proud Jamaican

1/8/09, 14:27:pm

When I thought I saw it all on Bossip…SMH and Lol



liliana_sanchez

1/8/09, 14:36:pm

LOL thats funny…i guess thats a easier way to measure, cause men like to do that…..SMH



PhatDjSwagger

1/8/09, 14:37:pm

where can you buy them from??????



laney28

1/8/09, 14:39:pm

@ Nikki

Depending on how you look at it a 5 is good if your counting backwards. That’s some funny $hit!



NIKKI UNDERWOOD

1/8/09, 14:44:pm

laney28…

?? I know right!! Thats what 26 was saying…it should be the lower numbers by the lap area…right?



laney28

1/8/09, 14:53:pm

@ Nikki

Exactly…



PhatDjSwagger

1/8/09, 15:23:pm

lol



DICooper

1/8/09, 15:44:pm

Ya’ll don’t know how to unravel condoms?

The higher numbers should be at the base and the illustration is correct.

Think people…



NIKKI UNDERWOOD

1/8/09, 15:59:pm

DICooper…

No…you are wrong…if your ***** grows it gets BIGGER right? Like when you count…1…2…3…it GROWS…right???



DICooper

1/8/09, 16:16:pm

Tisk, Tisk, Tisk @ Nikki,

You’re looking at it from a woman’s perspective. A man is going to put the hat on his head and roll it down.

Now if the the tip is some arbitrary big number, how in the heck are you supposed to know how big your tallywhacker is if the base end is zero, provided that you can’t unroll it to the end on your tallywhacker?

It’s not rocket science, but logic serves that if the tip is zero however long you are able to roll it down is the size of your manhood in centimeters.

FYI 2.54 cm is equal to 1 inch. This is why black people have higher HIV rates and out of wedlock pregnancies: they don’t have factual and practical experience putting on condoms. And lastly, I’m never wrong.

That was free, but next time I’m charging you.



NIKKI UNDERWOOD

1/8/09, 16:25:pm

Touché

You are right today…but always? Humm I will not die until I have out maneuvered you Mr. DICooper

We shall meet again…OH!! BTW…my dude would fill the whole thing so we wouldn’t be concerned with the ‘unraveling of the condom’…

XOXO…

P.S Why did you have to ’tisk tisk tisk me?



told you so

1/8/09, 16:26:pm

The picture is right folks. The joint is numbered correctly. If it’s numbered the other way it may make you think its bigger but still the same size, plus you’ll have to do some basic subtraction to get the actual number (size)
You better have a variety of other skills at your disposal just in case long stroken ain’t an option. If you don’t know, pick up a copy of the Karma Sutra and The Joy of Sex best books I have ever snuck out of my parents book case.



***** Deep

1/8/09, 16:26:pm

DICOOPER RODE ON NIKKI

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



DICooper

1/8/09, 16:45:pm

@ Nikki

I shouldn’t have tisk tisk tisked you because you’re too cute for all that. You get props for presenting a good discussion though. It was all done in fun.



Raquel26

1/8/09, 16:46:pm

DICOOPER:

You’re right. I asked a dude and he told me the same thing that you did. I starting thinking about it after I stated that. At first it made sense…..



Raquel26

1/8/09, 16:48:pm

Besides….my guy doesnt have to measure since (co-signing with Nikki) he uses Magnums anways.

If you can’t fill those, then you already know you’re small. No need to measure.



OL' PLAYER LOOKIN @$$ BOY

1/8/09, 17:06:pm

My girl keeps saying to me size doen’t matter… this makes me feel inadequate…lol



Wenzel Dashington

1/8/09, 18:51:pm

those could be good for sex sports.

the mouth job contests,
100 yard sprint-you do the math




Alaskan Baby

1/8/09, 18:54:pm

i don’t know about you guys but i’m hung like a polar bear



BossLa

1/8/09, 19:20:pm

A tip for the fellaz…

If you don’t fill the whole thing…don’t let your curiousity get the best of you

i.e. Don’t use this thing with another object to see how much she can take, lol, its gonna mess with your mind



Blago Baby

1/8/09, 20:36:pm

shiiiyyaaattt



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Sean P

3/10/09, 11:33:am

thanks !! very helpful post! =)