In Broke White Folks News: Lindsay Blohan Forced To Move Back Home With Mom After Snorting & Shopping Away Her Fortune

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When the ‘Mean Girls’ checks stop coming in…

Linsday Lohan Moves Back Into Her Mother’s Home

Via RadarOnline reports:

Lindsay Lohan has been forced to move into mom Dina‘s home in Long Island, New York, as she is “flat-out broke” and unable to afford to rent an apartment on her own in Los Angeles, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

“Lindsay is being forced to live at home with Dina because she can’t afford any other options at the moment,” a source tells Radar. “Lindsay is flat-out broke and can’t even afford to rent a two-bedroom apartment in North Hollywood.

“There’s simply no way she would pass a credit check right now, and even if she could she wouldn’t be able to muster up a security deposit, let alone meet the rent every month.

“Lindsay’s been telling everyone that she moved to New York because she was sick of Los Angeles. But that’s just not true, she would love to move back west, but she can’t afford to! In the past, Lindsay has managed to rope in another person to co-sign on leases because her bad credit means she can’t get approved in her name alone. However, she couldn’t find anyone willing to do that now as she has burned so many of her friends and associates.”

Meanwhile, although it might well be economically attractive to be living at home rent free with mom, the situation does have its, very obvious, drawbacks!

“Dina seriously cramps Lindsay’s style because she always wants to go out partying with her,” the source says. “It’s embarrassing for Lindsay and she often dodges her mom’s calls when she’s out. Lindsay is constantly on the prowl these days to snag a new wealthy pal who has an apartment or vacation home she can move into…. rent free of course!””

She will never recover from this. Her looks and once promising career are gone. Broke, uninsurable, with insurmountable debt, a bad reputation, ruined credit and zero prospects; that’s not an uphill battle, it is a war waged and lost. We almost feel sorry for her. Almost.

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