Coffee Cakes: Florida Couple Says They’re Addicted To Getting ‘Warm And Thick’ Coffee Enemas 100 Times A Month

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The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your butt….

Florida Couple Says They’re Addicted To Coffee Enemas

The Florida crazies are at it again….but this time it’s an entirely differnt ball game…

via ABC News

Mike and Trina swear by their coffee. He enjoys a fine espresso grind, which is “on the cold side”; she prefers a “saturated blend” that is “warm and thicker.”

The St. Petersburg, Fla., couple refuses to drink the caffeinated beverage, which they say is bad for their health. Instead, they use it as an enema. They each have at least 100 coffee enemas a month, 6,000 in all since their addiction began two years ago.

“I started the whole debacle,” Trina, who did not want to reveal her last name, told ABCNews.com. “Then it took on a life of its own. I twice tried to stop and felt worse, so I do this every day and as much as I can. But it’s very time-consuming.”

“I love the way it makes me feel,” said Trina. “It gives me a sense of euphoria.”

The couple admits they perform their caffeinated enema at least four times a day. Once, Trina said she did “nine or 10″ in a 24-hour period.

Her husband Mike, 45, said he initially thought, “Oh my god, how disgusting,” but then he tried it, “and now I am addicted.”

LMAO. We have no words….

Photo Credit: Optimal Health Network

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