Questions That Need Answers: 10 Burning Questions From The Grammys

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The 55th Annual Grammy Awards show was enjoyable (and gleefully-ratchet) when LL and his formal Kangol weren’t in the way. Between J. Lo’s glorious yam, Katy Perry’s boobs and the swap meet chic rapper fashions, this year’s Grammys was more memorable than the last several combined.

Here are ten burning questions from the Grammys. Take a look.

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Did Ricky’s Teflon tux button survive the Grammy’s? –

All eyes were on the single Teflon button holding the mammoth rapper’s entire life together. Embroiled in a never-ending war with gravity, we feared for the safety of those in its path if it popped.

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Adele was wrapped in the Golden Girls’ kitchen drapes. Why? –

The elegantly-chubby Pop Goddess fed herself to the trolls by wearing your 900-year-old meemaw’s favorite table cloths. Why she chose THIS unflattering dress out of the millions available, we’ll never know.

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Lupe looked like a homeless ninja warrior on purpose. WHY? –

The fake deep wacko went from being thrown off a stage mid-performance in January to walking the red carpet as Lupe Ling, freedom fighter/Ninja Turtle assassin, in February. SMH.

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Who is Beyonce Knowles-Carter?

Bey Bey has been more human and less robotic in 2013 but she’s still a complete mystery which made this WTF moment in Black history more awkward and forced than cool.

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2 Chainz dressed like Count from “Sesame Street,” Liberace and Zorro at the same damn time. Why?

Tity-two maracas couldn’t choose between hood matador and Blacula so he stepped out as both on the most important night in music. TRU.

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On a scale of 1-Katt Williams, how high was Rihanna?

RiRi’s island hoodrat aura seemed more authentic than ever during her performances, crowd shots and interviews. Some say it was her reconnection with Chris but it’s obvious she was high as Angel cooter.

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Why was The-Dream dressed like the worst mid-life crisis ever?

The too liddo clothes-wearing singer/songwriter looked like every Rap video cliché wrapped in a not quite fat-not quite skinny package. Whatever he tried to achieve with this “Because I can” look, he failed.

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Did Justin Timberlake end Robin Thicke’s career with one performance?

JT swerved into Robin’s bossa nova ballroom-cruise ship-wedding singer lane with the show’s most life-giving performance and never looked back. Sadly, Robin Thicke died last night.

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Kelly Clarkson didn’t know who or what a “Miguel” was before the Grammy’s?

The portly Pop starlet acted like the glittery crooner had just fallen from space that night. Yea, Miguel is still “new” but not THAT new where his own label mate doesn’t know who he is.

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The Grammy’s really believed we needed an LL Cool J performance in 2013?

We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: LL needs to sit his a$$ down somewhere and launch a premium flavored lip chap line. It’s his destiny.

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