Big Ego: “Twist” Singer Chubby Checker Sues Hewlett-Packard For “Chubby Checker” Man-Meat Measuring App!

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Chubby Checker

“No, I’m serious. It’s really THIS big.”-Chubby Checker

According to TMZ reports.

Chubby Checker (the singer) has his panties in a twist over Chubby Checker (the penis-measuring app) … and now he’s suing to jock-block the people responsible.

The 71-year-old music legend has filed a lawsuit against Hewlett-Packard and Palm (ha, palm) … claiming they violated his trademark on the name “Chubby Checker” … by releasing “The Chubby Checker” app, which “enables women to estimate the size of a man’s MEAT based on his shoe size.”

Checker says HP and Palm have offered the app in the Palm App Catalog for a long, long, loooooong, time.

Chubby (the singer) says he fired off a cease and desist letter back in 2012 … but the companies ignored his demand, so he was forced to take their a$$es to court.

According to the suit, Chubby not only wants the companies to shut down the app … he also wants a ton of money for damaging his non-MEAT measuring reputation.

We would have expected HP to use a different celeb name for their app. Mr. Marcus or someone of that nature…SMH

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