In Aesthetically Challenged White Folks News: Kristen “Trampire Slore” Stewart Voted Hollyweird’s Least $exy Actress In British Poll

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Kristen Stewart attends 'On The Road' New York Premiere at SVA Theater in NYC

Congrats Kristen!!!!!!

Kristen Stewart Voted Least $exy Actress In British Poll

Looks like the folks across the pond are none-too-impressed with this pasty-faced heffa, and we really can’t blame them.

Via FoxNews

“Our Oscars poll has been a fascinating insight into the minds of British men — it’s shown that $exine$$ is far more than appearance,” said a spokesman for gadget website MenKind.co.uk, according to FoxNews.com.

“They were turned off by volatile and moody actresses as well as ice queens. And they don’t want to see unhealthily skinny starlets on the big screen.”

No, no, don’t hold back, tell her how you REALLY feel LMAO!

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