Monday, January 12th, 2009
Which One Would You Hit – Zoe or Joy??
Posted by Bossip Staff
Zoe Saldana & Joy Bryant made their way to the Instyle/Warner Bros. after party last night. So naturally, we want to know, between these two slender starlets-in-training, Which One Would You Hit??
Dig Mr. Baby Wipes and his dried up looking jawn at the NBC/Universal Pictures/Focus Features Golden Globes Party and Tyrese at the HBO after party when you
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I think I’ll go with both
Gold..they look sick
dammit pm ..MOVE!! lol
They both look like they need a 2pc with a biscuit.
Im not a man so I will go with neither… But I must say this is the best I have ever seen Zoe look. She looks like she gained a pound or two maybe…
2-fer
Zoe all day, I’d have to hit that other chick from behind maybe on a drunk day.
Zoe got this one with her chicken legs!
I am happy for whatever success these actresses may have, but they both are so BLAH to me.
I am not a man nor do i like women. but the are both very pretty they look like they could be sisters for real. Joy has a more plain jane natural beauty thing going on, and a nice smile. but Zoe has a more sultry exotic look to her i guess. it seems like she maybe a funnier to hang around with
they both date white men! a good look
Joy looks better. I have seen better shots of Zoe, though.
Neither. This is not a good look for either one of them in these pics Zoe looks strung out on something and her shoes throw things off. I know Joy pushes the natural thing but IF IT DOESN’T FIT, YOU MUST ACQUIT. You can tell my the sleeves it doesn’t fit her.
These brauds are too skinny and they only date white boys
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Morning Folks! Neither-they both look bored, like they don’t care what they look like. Thus explaining the bad outfits. Next…
either one, because they both got real hair and small frames…it’d be nice to come home to something diffrent from the nappy weave wearing, lard eating bitch that waits for me each day. I need a small chick, man. My fat girlfriend keeps getting fatter and she’s starting to make my dick look smaller and smaller each time we have sex
They’re both sexy as hell but I’ll say Zoe. She’s dominican like me too so that’s a plus!
huh?
Damn this is a hard one…. Im a fan of Joy, she bad,but wtf is she wearin???? an Zoe killin it wit that dress so she’d get it first!!
They need to put some meat on them bonez
ZOE hands down… Joy looks like a modern bum
Well I happen to know that at least one of them is married so I’ll have to go with the one that may or may not be married.
Zoe wins this one because I don’t need Joy’s husband mad at me. He’s a cool dude, anyway.
thats a bad look for Joy…eeeel, she looks like she smells like white diamonds
OH MA!
I’d hit Zoe up with a 10 piece chicken meal WITH a biscuit (she needs the carbs) and I’d hit Joy up with a new stylist who can cover up those smoked out lips and boring hair!
Hmmm skin-e mamiz
I would not hit either…I am heterosexual…
I’m a girl so I wouldn’t hit either, lol. But if I were to pass judgment I’d say Zoe floored the other chick on this one.
NAY ONE OF THESE SKINNY TWIG BYTCHES!!!!!
HEY VEE ! HEY NIKKI ! MORNING SEXY LADIES!!!
Both B-listers in training…I like Joy’s dress better.
Not sure why either is “famous”…but feel free to keep showing pix of them.
Are you kidding me???
Neither one of these ole bony butt broads. Way too skinny. You know Black men like meat on them bones…
Joy!!
Hey glok9n!!
I gotta go with PM and Jon, but both these chicks need a sandwich. I mean come on, I’m a black man, I need something to hang on to. Look at these chicks knees!
Both of these women looks like dehydrated, non-personality having, boring in bed bitches.
mmmm. leading black women to believe that ALL black men like something with a little meat on it’s bones is why there are soooo many fat black women.
i know black men like a woman with a fat ass. i didn’t think they liked a fat ass woman.
I would hit the one in the middle..
Yuck..neither one, someone need to toss them some food.
Hey bitch give me some of that fine meat
Since I am not gay, neither. I must say though that Zoe looks better.
They both need to hit Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles ….