Bad Music = Bad Economy?

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For those of you who believe that music is a reflection of what’s going on in society, your suspicions may be confirmed. Peep what Beyonce‘s newest hit may indicate:

Beyoncé’s worldwide hit, Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It), is not just catchy – it may spell doom for international finance. According to findings by Phil Maymin, professor of finance and risk engineering at New York University, the more regular the beat on Billboard’s top singles, the more volatile the American markets. After studying decades of Billboard’s Hot 100 hits, Maymin found that songs with low “beat variance” had an inverse correlation with market turbulence. Which is to say, the more regular the song, the crazier the stock market.

And Single Ladies is very regular. “If it’s a steady beat, the same beat, no matter if it’s fast or slow, that’s a low beat variance song,” Maymin explained to PRI Radio. These are the songs that signal market volatility. “[But] if [the song] starts off slow and becomes fast and comes back down, that’s a high beat variance.” And it means the markets will be steady.

Some of history’s steadiest hits – such as A-Ha’s Take On Me – were released at times of market crash. Whereas complex songs, “with all these beat changes and stuff”, seem to catch on when the markets are sedate.

“The correlation is pretty strong,” Maymin argued. Weirder still, the beat variance of songs seems to predict the markets – not the other way around. According to his research, the market becomes unstable only after the charts are full of steady tunes – almost as if certain hits can cause market shake-ups. “The turbulence of the music predicts the steadiness of the market,” Maymin explained. And Beyoncé’s chart dominance? Well, it may not mean good things for your pension.

If there’s even a shred of truth to this theory, these heffahs better get out there and record some classic, dynamic music for a change – ASAP. Unfortunately, given the short list of Billboard chart toppers, we may very well be f*cked.

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  • Hoodrats are comical

    First

  • Christilicious

    second

  • Christilicious

    3rd

  • Aunt Viv

    WTF?!?!?!

  • Aunt Viv

    Bad music=Bad music

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re is excited to see GAMBIT in May. FINALLY!

    LOL @ Aunt Viv!

  • Aunt Viv

    I’m sure Beyonce and her producers weren’t reading the Wall Street journal while making that song…

  • The Devil

    Bossip Said: “We may very well be f*cked.”
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    I agree.

  • Christilicious

    BS all the way

  • Aunt Viv

    Hey Re!

  • me888

    wow. something actually interesting on Bossip

  • DR.FUNK

    Just some clown looking to get quoted.I prefer to make money on short positions anyway.Few things are more gratifying in life than being a contrarian …and being annoyingly RIGHT.Kinda’ like the people who made millions bidding the price of oil DOWN.

  • elle

    I somewhat agree with what they are saying, they just didn’t complete it properly. I like to associate music to the feelings of people.

    When good music comes it allow people to forget about their problems and kind of escape into a world where it is just them and that good music. And when bad music is present people tend to respond negatively therefore causing negative feelings.

    Music is so much more than just a business and once these artist out here get past their hunger for fame and fortune and start to respect the art the better it will be for us music lovers

  • memchee

    WTF! Stop playing.

    Dude needs to focus on something finacially relevant and impactful to his field of study in order to claim a prize.

    If the average student turned in a thesis surrounding these findings, they probably would be dropped from any credible program.

    I swear anything academically awarded for such findings would make the award look like a joke.

  • http://bossip AKeys

    I hate that single ladies song Thanks to Beyonce and others we are Dumbing down everything

  • chookyman

    Bossip=Stupid?

  • PURPPLE

    O snap guess who’s bizack…its ms incorrectly correcting grammar in the house…

  • simonesdad2008

    I would have like to have heard an example sited of a song with high beat variance. Can anyone on here give me an example? This is an interesting article (specially for Bossip)but it feels incomplete to me.

  • Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Yes My sugar Daddy wears Depends!!)

    Single ladies is the shit, that is like the “Get me bodied” of 08…

  • Oshie

    The economy can be blamed for anything:
    Bad hair
    Bad cooking
    Bad gas
    Bad head
    Ad Nauseum…

  • elle

    oooo I have a fan!! I just knew you were itching to acknowledge me..please no autographs lol

  • Oshie

    PURPPLE

    O snap guess who’s bizack…its ms incorrectly correcting grammar in the house…

    __________________________________________________

    LMAO you wanna conversate about it?

  • bored

    The Media is a BYTCH!!!

    This is crazy!!! But even more funnier!!!

  • elle

    correction I have two

  • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/40e97b8b8af8fef86fb13bacf1ccf628?s=80 Triple T

    Beyonce fan base don’t invest in the stock market anyway. So how is this irrevelant.

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