Rain Dance! Man Charged After Lying About Robbery To Avoid Telling Wife He Blew Entire $1000 Tax Return On P-Poppin’ Pole Huggers

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It aint trickin if you got it. Or if somebody fake-stole it…

Man Fakes Robbery To Avoid Truth About Spending $1000 On Female Dancers

A Texas man has been charged with filing a false report after he initially convinced police that he’d been robbed for $1000 when it turned out that he actually spent the money on female dancers and didn’t want to tell his wife.

via Huffington Post

It’s hard for a lot of guys to admit to their wives that went to a strip club, let alone spending $1,000 on the attractions.

Jesus Mata Jr., a 21-year-old from Texas, recently received a tax refund and decided to spend it at a strip bar called Whispers in La Feria.

After he spent all the cash, he concocted a titillating tale to police about how six gunmen in two truck robbed him at gunpoint with assault weapons, TheDenverChannel.com reported.

Investigators from the Cameron County Sheriff’s Department and the Harlingen Police Department tried to track down the trucks, but got suspicious when no leads emerged, Houston.CultureMap.com reported.

When the detectives again questioned Mata, he admitted making up the story to hide the fact he blew the whole $1,000 wad, NewsFix reported.

What’s done in dark places……with dirty dancers……and your tax refund….will always come to light.

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