Random Reality Show Ridiculousness
Posted by Bossip Staff
With the Flavor of Love not returning to the realm of lawlessness, aka Reality T.V., a bunch of other folks are putting their bids in to have their own reality show. Get a load of what’s what when you…
The Biggest Lover – featuring Fat Joe
12 obese women compete for Fat Joe’s attention while collectively trying to lose weight. Not only does Joe have to pick and choose between each of these full-bodied femme fatales, each week they’ll have a choice as well: between Fat Joe and a box of Krispy Kremes.Not Just A Friend – featuring Biz Markie
Watch as Biz Markie and 16 women who have been through awful cheating relationships learn to love again through joint therapy sessions – only to have all their progress undone by Biz individually dating all of them at once and then choosing the sluttiest as the winner.Pimp My Girlfriend – featuring Xzibit
The next logical step in the Pimp My Ride franchise, Xzibit will show up at your door and pimp out your ugly-ass girlfriend. With a team of professionals, he’ll brainwash your chick into loving sports, giving you sexual favors, and letting you go out with the boys, while giving her a complete make-over, boob job, and fitness regime.No One Minute Man – featuring Missy Elliot
Missy Elliot’s search for a man that can last long enough to pleasure her flops – literally – when she find that none of the contestants can get it up while looking at her. Proudly sponsored by Viagra.Building Tha Nest – featuring Birdman
Now that his adopted son’s moved out of the house and is selling millions and millions of records, Birdman’s on the lookout for that special someone to settle down with. Problem is, dude takes his name way too seriously. The winner is whoever survives the “attempt to fly” challenge.Meth & Red: A Wedding Story – featuring Method Man and Redman
Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s official: Method Man and Redman are finally getting hitched. Once they’re pronounced “Man & Man,” the real party begins – don’t miss a single minute of the most anticipated celebrity wedding since Jay-Z and Beyonce!
We’re scratching our heads a little about the set-up, but the Meth & Red one is a definite keeper. Those are the two most likable weed exhale-ologists the world over. We were waiting for a reason to pay our cable bill to get it turned back on. SMH
Which show would Bossip folk not mind checking out?
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I always said Red & Meth need they own Show.
Most of these shows will be Canceled before anyone ever knew they Aired though….
Is this a joke! These can’t be real shows!!!
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all that ***** sound stupid. but id have to go with method man show only because he’s fine. But all the shows sound retarded.
This is a joke, right?
rite @ light skin sin
I don’t care about those weave wearing ho’s on that reality *****. I like them ho’s on ROCK of LOVE. I like me some white *****es, but I love me some back shots in my *****. I need Dic*.
Hey Hannibal you one of the finest *****s on Bossip. I know you like to get your swirl on, but We can be on the low. pretend we homeboys, and then go suck each other off. I love those nice dic* sucking lips that you have. Holla at your boy
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Hey lite skin sin. You looking good today I must say so.
Method and Red are funny but this whole post is a fail! It’s FAKE
i only read the 1st one, n come on, u playin right SMH lol, they have to decide between fat joe n twinkies, that’s funny!!!
I love me some method man. He don’t need Redman. He need some of this meat I got right here.
Bossip, ya’ll trying too hard…foreal.
Hannibal I wanna see your show. Holla at a *****!!
Please.
Wait a minute, i stopped 2 read the other post…. wwhhoooo man, hay bossip u need 2 hire its6amHoget out, that was the funnies ***** i read all damn day!!lmao, i showed my homie @ work, we craked up @ that *****, some other dude was just goin off on that guy on another post! wow i almost had tears that #hit was so funny!!
I don’t believe this.
this is a joke. c’mon, why even comment on it?
damn Method Man is so fine
Anything for a dollar
I’m with Keyauna this has got to be a joke
@ Akeys & Sydney Knocked Up
Good day too you both! *Tips Cap*
Wait, IS THIS SERIOUS?
How about this for a realit y show. “For the love of Bossip”. It will showcase the monkeys that were hired as the writing staff at popular urban blog, Bossip. The monkeys will be put to challenges of endurance all while trying to find a mate to throw poop at.
@ Lite skin Sin
Good day to you my good man
AKeys
@ Lite skin Sin
Good day to you my good man
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Nada chilling Teaching my Boston Terrier How to sneeze lol…. Sup wit you tho??
@ ***** Said
How about this for a realit y show. “For the love of Bossip”. It will showcase the monkeys that were hired as the writing staff at popular urban blog, Bossip. The monkeys will be put to challenges of endurance all while trying to find a mate to throw poop at.
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LMAO…and on the sideline cheering Bossip on to a victory will be koon bunnies like you who come to the site every single day of your life.
Here’s a reality show: *****z like you will be given jobs and tasked with supporting your kids and going to work every day. The events will grow increasingly challenging until one of your *****z reaches the point that you are actually functioning. Oh, that person will be the winner, by the way.
this is stupid and a lie cuz method man is already married…try again bossip
@Drewzee23 haha lmao, that’s funny! cause that reality show is goin on right now! hilarious!!
@Lite skin Sin
getting ready for my trip to D.C on Friday can’t wait
I got the perfect reality show:
Amy and Brit: 2 Girls 1 blunt
Sparks will fly when Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears fight over the last ounce of crack!
Fat Joe is already married his wife is gorgeous makes me want a threesome if Joe could hide all 13 of his stomachs.
I would definately watch the birdman’s show only to watch strangers spit on him(i know sick) Meth and Red with a show come on YOU know that would be more interesting than Real & Chance ‘Thousandaire’ show.
this whole post is a FAIL! and Meth and Red are NOT GAY!!!!!! who came up with this bull*****?
AKeys
@Lite skin Sin
getting ready for my trip to D.C on Friday can’t wait
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oH Word you headed to the inauguration????
Dumb*****ification of a nation through visual communication.
[...] – featuring Fat Joe 12 obese women compete for Fat Joe’s attention while collectively trying to lose weight. Not only does Joe have to pick and choose between each of these full-bodied femme fatales, each [...]
WTF….I almost can’t believe this. This is getting ridiculous now. SMH @ Missy.
I thought Meth and Fat Joe was married. Didn’t they say that Meths wife had cancer. I hope he didn’t leave his ailing wife.
I would have to say that I would check for Pimp My Girlfriend – featuring Xzibit…this sounds funny as hell!
@ Lite skin Sin
getting ready for my trip to D.C on Friday can’t wait
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oH Word you headed to the inauguration????
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Yes I am going down their early to Catch all the free concerts and just to party and have fun
YOu have got to be kidding- Missy does not like men- and I can never digest what man would want Missy- She is ugly and looks like she has stanky breath
This couldn’t be serious. HATED IT!!
yes its joke..*****odys comin out the closet
@Lite skin Sin
Red and Meth did have their own show. I think it was on the WB.
LOL @ Bossip saying they were looking for a reason to get their cable bill turned back on. Ah hell, you too? Bwahahahahahahaaaaa!
dats sum crazy *****
LOVED I LOVE MONEY…HOPE PART 2 POPPIN
Ayo Red a Method show prolly be funny as ***** though…I cant dig tha reason for having the show though..
I blame flava flav for starting this foolishness
DAMN…That is just sad
You have GOT to be *****tin’ me…..
This is how come RAP IS DEAD!! ALL THESE *****HOLES WANT A REALITY SHOW INSTEAD OF WORKING ON THEIR ART!!!
***** EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM!!!!
This ***** corny