Lol @ Bossip swaggin jackin this from CL. SMH

swagga*

No Comp. Beyonce makes Dawn look like a tranny. Not in a good way either

What!? No comments about Q looking like he just came from a Zest Fest? Or how dawn looks like Ms.Jay from Top Model? Wow. How could y’all let that pass.

uh… thats not a flatterin angle of beyonce… so i say dawn

Bey !!

B AND YALL KNOW THAT’S AN EASY ONE. Although Dawn looks nice and cute like a lady should look. Two good looking black women, Bossip.

They both look tranny & the dress is hideous.

the dress is ugly on both of them

@ Jazi, they look okay, I have seen my sisters looking a hot mess. The dress not feeling it, but they wore it well.

Dawn dayum shoul dont own it.. her face is lookin grannyish in this picture…and the dress doesnt fit well on either BUT i will give it to B since she was just chillin in it..NOT a red carpet look!!!

ugly dress

BEYONCE BODY FILL THE DRESS OUT MORE

AWWWW LOOK AT MY GIRL BRE SHE WAS ON OF MY FAV ON TOP MODEL

Beyonce definitely owns it, but those shoes could go. Dawn’s shoes look better with the outfit.

Hey Look @ Bre….somebody needs to do somethng with her, she was my favorite on the show. She needs a sitcom or something…granola bars anyone?

So should we look forward to a Beyonce post every morning?

The dress isn’t very cute but Bey owns it.

Beyonce kills it with the YSL Platforms! I need them in my life! Bossip jacked this from CL!SMH

The dress is just damn ugly!

Who that chick in the white chicken feather outfit? Is she Jada Pinkett-Smith’s little sis? Cause she looks just like her.

THATS A JOKE RIGHT. B HANDS DOWN

Dress is ugly either way but i would have to say B….she has more to fill it with!

THAT DRESS IS HIDEOUS ON THE BOTH OF THEM, WHO DESIGNED THAT PIECE OF S***

BUT BEY FILLS THE DRESS OUT MORE MAKIN IT LOOK HALFWAY LIKE SUMTHIN

I agree with the prior posts…no one ‘owns it’ because the dress is a hot mess!!! Does ANTM NOT have a make-up artist on sight??? The girls are looking BUSTED!!! Tyra? Oh Ms. Tyra…you do not look good

@ kahmmillion- that is Jaslene boney a**( she was a winner of one of the cycles of americas next top) model…..

Beyonce vs Tranny….

You still want me to believe Dawn is a woman. I’m still not convinced. I have to give it to Bey on this one. Her shoes are hotter too.

the dress is ugly period so who cares

The dress is hideous!!!!!

Gimme another “who owns it!”

BTW–Good mornin’ peeps!

That other chick has got a huge face!!!

Bee is killing it with those $895 YSL Platforms!

Dress ugly, neitha one owns it. WHY did I hear that Dawn is a tranny and Que is gay? That’s not true is it? Please say its not, cuz Que is cute!

platforms who wears platforms…. taking me back to my spice girl era

Why does that dress remind me of a beach towel I bought in Jamaica?

And why did I buy that beach towel?

MORNING DAUGHTERS OF BOSSIP ….ANYONE OF YOU SISTAZ ON HERE WOULD LOOK BETTER THAN BOTH THEM BYTCHES IN THAT DRESS….FUK THAT SICK OF THESE TIRED HOES!

And why didn’t that girl shave her armpits?

Bad choice of dress for both. Maybe if Bey had remembered her Spanx it might look ok. I don’t know.

I would be sad if I found out that I wore a vaction dress to a carpet event…

DAWN LOOK LIKE A DUDE ….QUE = THE QUEER, IS A FAGGY LOOKING BYTCH NIGGR!!!

Bey

Someone should’ve greased their knees.

Are u serious bossip with that dumb ass questiion? Hmmm Beyonce or girly man? I just don’t know!!!

NIKKI MMMM GAL I BET YOU WOULDA FILLED THAT DRESS FUK OUT!!! HEY @NIKKI!!!

Trya looks like a alien….dawn and q is just a ugly wierd couple…by the way que how is your cd going? Beyonce im just tired of period

SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT TYRA…
BUT SHE IS THICK AS HELL!!!
TALL WITH TITS, HIPS, AND AZZ
WHAT ELSE COULD YOU WANT

YO BEY IS MAKIN’ THIS DANITY LAME SNITCH LOOK LIKE A WELFARE CASE

trudiva: Yeah i think i got the same beach towel… and i think crisco would of worked better for the knees

Yup, Yup!!!

And isn’t their some kind of weave spray to tame those manes???

I’m just asking….

Tyra always reminds me of the predator.

@KNEES? AND YOU CAN TELL DAWN GIVE HEAD ON THEM CHEAP RUGZ……BEY GIVES HEAD ON YOUR MORE EXPENSIVE CARPETZ ….ITZ ABOUT CLASS!!!

B. Obviously and its funny that B is casually whereing it on vacation. While Dawn on the other hand is a a red carpet event. Thats not a red carpet ensemble.

BEYONCE!!

Please don’t Comapre the Queen to that UGLY BEAST LOOKING TRANNY!

The dress is ugly to begin with, but B is at least filling it out better.

Nobody own it. I hope both got the dress for free because that is the ugliest dress and both lost their mind wearing it.

At least Bey wore it on vacation.

AND YOU CAN TELL DAWN GIVE HEAD ON THEM CHEAP RUGZ……BEY GIVES HEAD ON YOUR MORE EXPENSIVE CARPETZ ….ITZ ABOUT CLASS!!! yeah a true diva dosent do anything on cheap shit…. you right about that…

HEY glok9n!!

HEY 1TruDiva!!

Lol @ ATXChick–

School ‘em what a “TruDiva” does!!!

Lol!!!!!!

Trick of the trade…squat during sessions…it leaves no marks…or so I’ve heard….hmmmmmmm

Dawn is a Tranny! You know B’ is the Queen honey!

I’m a B Fan !

Hey cousin NIK–

I saved you some meatloaf and mashed taters!!

I even made cornbread.

Jiffy, that is.

Beyonce ran it! She takes those Dime Curves Butt Pills so she has an onion booty. dimecurves(.com)

Good Morning Peeps! Bossip now come on-is this a trick question???

MORNING BOSSIPERS!!

I’m going to go with Bey since Dawn looks like an Alien…

Do people hire the same stylist or what?
I will stay shopping underneath the radar! Thank you!

Hi Lauren!

Tyra is always trying to get her Oprah on…

1TruDiva…Whassup mamma?? Happy Tuesday to you!

The dress is hideous to begin with, but B has the better body for it although neither of their shoes work with the dress at all. Dawn’s is too dressy and B’s is too trashy. Anyways Dani seems to look like the best of of the top models shown above, even Tyra. Bre looks nice as well.

WHAT UP MS. VEE

good morning

hey lauren

Trick of the trade…squat during sessions…it leaves no marks…or so I’ve heard….hmmmmmmm

sounds uncomfortable, I don’t think I could squat that long

like dawn and she wears cute stuff, but beyonce filled the dress out more, but i love the shoes beyonce wore with the dress, the heel and the style so that made a big difference. Dani looks pretty, love the hair and complexion

i reallt dont lik the dress but bey fills it out more

Can we get some interesting posts please…..

LMAO AT NIKKI :Trick of the trade…squat during sessions…it leaves no marks…or so I’ve heard….hmmmmmmm

Hey ATX, Glok9N, Nikki, Lady Arch, 1TruDiva-errbody I missed. Go EAGLES!!!!!!!! WOO HOO!!!!!!

I cant stand these crying bytches on Maury….who cares bout that ragedy dress….

Danielle and Jaslene look GREAT!!!!

…Tyra…I don’t know…sometimes you try to hard…

Ok so the more I think about these two-while Dawn cant take a good pic to save her life, I guess props are in order (that she can even afford to wear/obtain the same dress as B). Thats wazzup

Subject change!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I did a marathon of movies this weekend. I saw–

Gran Torino (good)
The Unborn (me AND Debo fell asleep)
Not Easily Broken (The best one of all three)

1TruDiva…
Thanks BABE!!

HEY VEE!!

Book Worm…
Well…I HEARD that if you lean your back against the bed/wall/couch you can sit in the squat position for however long you neeeded to be in it….hmmmmmmmmmm

Hi VEE!!!

Wah gwaan Tru Diva??

It’s Tuesday!!(like thats something to hoot and holler over). lol

THERES SOMETHING ABOUT DAWNS FACE I JUST DONT GET CAN YOU HELP ME OUT VEE

Hey Raquel!!!

What’s crackin??

Can I help??????????????

It’s huge, that’s what it is!!!

H…U…G…E!!!

Hi lovely Nikki, Diva and Good morning to Vee, @true diva, where the heck is my meatloaf n taters.. i like em too! darnit! Hey Nik u i love you babes but i will soon join the rank of no more bloggers i may not have a pic up but i at least post as the same person .. no imitating its just getting to damn silly on here and grammer school-ishhhhhh!!!

THANK YOU TRU DIVA

HEY VEE !!! BET YOUD ROCK THE SHIT OUTTA THAT DRESS!!ATX CLASS RIGHT SIS? LOL!

mild–

I didn’t make you the meatloaf and taters. I made you a proterhouse!!!!

That’s right!!! I took my happy ass right down to Harris Teeter and slapped my platinum EBT card on ‘em like nobody’s bizness!!

LOL @ 1TruDiva.
@ Nik U-I need your mailing address, and I have a ?. Email me when u can: I’m working from home today.
@ ATX-Gurl I dont know?! I mean, I try and try not to call folks ugly. I may say they’re ‘grossly unattractive’ (lol), but not ugly. Dawn is just JACKED UP-period!

dammit–

porterhouse!!!

BIG UP TO YOU SQATTERZ .. I LOVE IT !!!AHA!

OKAY I’m back…had 2 get my bacon and cream cheese on a bagel…mmmmmmm

HEY MS MECA!

@ VEE–

You don’t have to call her ugly. Just refer to her as “unfortunate looking”.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

love b, but dawns fit better. bey’s looking all loose at the bottom like it then been washed

Hello mild…where have you been?

Okay…@Vee

Bacon and cream cheese bagel????????

DAMN!!!

I guess it would be presumptuous of me to assume I was getting some of thar???!!!

I miss stayin home & watching Maury back 2 work…

Thank you Diva! Can you please send it over here via the lunch special since we are snowed in here in B-Harbor Mi, its snowing now and we suppose to get 8 more inches by nightfall! What the heck did i come back to, should have stayed my tail in Cali!!!

Sauce family .. Holla!!!!! your old mild got news for you.. sweet where are you/ and Hot sauce did you abandon ship?

IM JUST GOING TO BE REAL LIKE THE PERSON THAT I AM AND JUST CALL HER UGLY…AWW THAT FELT SO GOOD

Good morning my lovely Nik U , prettiest woman on Bossip, we been snowed in here in Michigan its snowing now and we expect 8 more inches by night!

NU….

What happened to the Browns this year ma?

Please protest pork!!!

You are NOT THE FATHER!!!

mild…
Im not part of the fam…BUT I am nosey so spill it!!

That dress has down’s syndrome.

Don’tcha hate it when women wear foundation and it only covers a portion of their face?

This women has on (I kid u not) ORANGE foundation and she’s got it covering everywhere except her chinline. The thing is–how is it rubbing off on her collar??

I told her I like the color of her rouge!!!

LMAO!!!!!

EBT CARD KNOW THATS A INVENTION I WOULDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH OUT MINE

TRU DIVA: THATS NOT NICE…LMAO

Ain’t nothing wrong with the swine

LOL..”runs off stage and falls out like a beached whale”

Definitely beyonce. I mean I dont like the stones on the front because it takes away from the uniqueness of the dress but it looks like a tent on dawn. She needs a little bit more to fill it out

Bacon and cream cheese bagel????????

DAMN!!!

I guess it would be presumptuous of me to assume I was getting some of thar???!!!
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@1TRU…

*burp*

Oh sorry…I got that message late…

morning everyone, all of my favorite people are here today….yippppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

What’s up tru diva and ATX chick! you ladies are stone cold bitches just like me and that’s why I loves you.

Like John Travolta said in Pulp Fiction, “bacon is GOOD, pork chops are GOOD”

No competition. ‘B” takes it

Whaddup Lawdy!

I need some bubblegum pink lipstick, where’s that $.25 bucket of used wet n’ wild?

HEY OSHIE AND OH LAWDY WHATS GOOD THIS COLD MORNING?

Hey Oh Lawdy!!!
@ ATX-lol u know u wrong! But u did sum it up in one word: ugly (Sorry Dawn).
@ I TruDiva-yes, Dawn’s just a bit ‘unfortunate’. LOL
@ Lauren: LOL @ the swine! Hey whateva works.
EAGLES green baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VEE, Good COLD morning here in Philly, but this is supposed to be the “warmest” day of the week…we’ll srop back in the 20′s @ the end of the week…(i sound like a meteorologist) lol

Hey Vee!
Hey 1Tru was The Unborn really bad?

Atx: Sheeeeiiiiit, it’s warm here, but windy.

i am so excited about the superbowl coming here…yippee there is a deon sanders winkie wwright and p diddy party and i am going!!!!

Good Morning My good peoples!!!

I have much to say about this Fabulous Bey article.

1. There is no competition Bey owns this dress in fit, style, body looks hair etc etc.. Shame on you Bossip for the comparison

2. I’m hurt to see that Dawn thought this dress was fierce enough to wear for a red carpet event while Bey just chillin yacht side in it ha ha.

3. Danielle from ANTM season 4 looks great, Jaslene lookin a bit mannish but still cute I love her

4. Bianca ANTM season 9 looks twice her age and is apparently wearing the wrong foundation.

5. Who is the idiot guy in the blk suit?

6. Why does Tyra look like her wax statute in Madam Toussiants Wax musuem in NYC?

Oshie Oshie!!!

B’goshie!!!

I’ve been wanting to say/type that for the longest!

Lol!!

Nikki – That sounds more workable and I HEARD that if you have an Altoid during your “session” with your man – he will lose his mind.

L…
dunno…they broke my heart (AGAIN) thats what happened…but them Cavs…them Cavs…yea lets talk basketball baby!!

SWINE IS A CRIME…IT WON’T TURN BACK THE HANDS OF TIME…IT MAKES YA BELLY FLIP AND WHINE AND YA BUTT PAY A FINE…

*SNAPPING FINGERS AFTER MY NEO-SOUL PERFORMANCE*

A Bobble head against a Bobble booty. No contest.

black love last longer than any swirl or clear relationship

HEY BROOK
OSHIE: LUCKY A COLD FRONT JUST HIT TEXAS AND IT IS COLD

Anybody see the previews for the new movie, “TAKEN”…That movie looks like a good one.

Spearmint or Peppermint? Cause I HEARD that I had some in my purse…

@ Lady–

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My 14 year old (Debo) begged me to take him and I love the effect that scary movies have on me.

Girl– I WAS PISSED!!!!

Debo fell asleep on my neck while my head was posted up on his. He woke up wiping the side of his mouth talkin’ ’bout “what happened, what’d I miss?” I said “I don’t know–I was asleep, too!”

Lol!!!!!!!

@NU…

Yea my city’s basketball team SUCKS so ummmmm let’s NOT talk about basketball

Never again do I want you to perform poetry about the effect of PORK!! lmao…u silli….

either one of those will work. That drive a brother crazy…….at least that’s what I HEARD

B looks way better in the dress,BTW the dress ain’t all that though. I thinks Dawn and Q are soo cute and in love.

@ Lauren–

That sounds like it’s going to be good but so did The Unborn.

@ Lawdy: I wanna go!

@ Brooke: Is there a new season on? Because everytime I turn on the “CW” it’s some other shit that I’m not going to watch.

Thanks I’m glad I didn’t drag my bf to see that. He would’ve been pissed. lol. What good movies are out right now?

I’m not feeling this dress, but of course I have to give it to Beyonce…don’t put Beyonce against people I don’t know…I thought U all were talking about Dawn from En Vogue (and that seemed a bit off)

come on down oshie, i will not scissor with you though!!!!

Bey looks better than Dawn.
Bre is FIERCE
Dani looks good.
Tyra wears me OUT! Luv her crazy ass though.

Book Worm…
*nodding head* *taking notes*…for my friend….

L Boogie…

See..
I knew a brutha…
his bottom lip was the colour…
of swine…this man was so fine…
We would walk in the park…sit in the dark…
and eat bacon bits…OH bacon bits…
I would wrap…ham on his hand…
tell him he’s ‘the man’
then sit back and jam…

I was addicted…
I was addicted…

I had to give him AND pork up…
they had me goin’ and goin’
my mind was warped…
so I had to resort…
to turkey….

*SNAPS SNAPS SNAPS*

For Lauren….

Dammit Lawdy, then what is the use!?

Oh yeah, maybe I can meet a football player. I don’t know if I could handle that D, to be honest.

i agree with 1 Tru Grand Turino was a good movie. Didn’t like that Leonardo DiCaprio movie Revolutionary Road

NU that was very disturbing.

Good Morning Bossip…

wut up folk? wut’s the convo about today?

Goodness Goodness where to begin…

The dress is ugly, but I’ll give this one to Bey…

And now for the never-beens/never-will “models”

Jaselene=Tranny Tinkerbell
Bianca=Jody Watley
Danielle=Miss Jay
Bre=Poodle dressed in Blue
Tyra=Lady Eloise from Boomerang
Tony Rock=No words
Que=Michelin Man jacket

Good morning Bossipers!

Bey got…but that dress is a shape destroyer.

Nik u lovely adorable babes, i will tell you later remind me if i forget, my boss is roaming to day so i better do some damn work or i will be joining the unemployed no blogger line of shame! Its nothing bad just why the Sauce family no longer post as much .. thats all!

Oshie…

Im about to get some coffee…when I come back I will write you a poem…what would you like it to be about?

NU!
LMAO…STOP!

Please I beg of you!….Wrap ham around his hand though?? WOOOOOW…

But truth be told I gave turkey a try and it dissapointed me…so I have gone back to my first love…Ms. Piggy.

sorry.

Is this a “real” question? Look at Dawn. I mean LOOK at Dawn.

Yeah….. just what I was thinking.

Auntie!!

QUITTER!!!

Hey ATX, missed u yesterday mama

@ Oshie no the new season have not started yet for ANTM 12 on the CW, however you can catch seasons 1-11 all day on Sundays only on Oxygen!

*Uh Osh you must think I am a damn infermercial huh?*

@ Viv

Goodness Goodness where to begin…

The dress is ugly, but I’ll give this one to Bey…

And now for the never-beens/never-will “models”

Jaselene=Tranny Tinkerbell
Bianca=Jody Watley
Danielle=Miss Jay
Bre=Poodle dressed in Blue
Tyra=Lady Eloise from Boomerang
Tony Rock=No words
Que=Michelin Man jacket

Good morning Bossipers!

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Ahahahahahahaha… Hey Girl!!!

lol!!

Hi Lauren **Waves**

BROOK: I WAS IN MEETINGS ALL DAMN DAY AT WORK…

MAN: WHAT IT DO LUMBER JACK?

Hey Brookie **cyber-waves**

Good Morning Folks!!!

LOL at Chlam’s gravie!

Damn Chlamydia. Uz a fool dawg.

@ATX CHICK

Wut up boo? How u doin today?

They both look nice.

Side Note: Can we please start the day with someone else other than Beyonce? Good, give us a pleasant day please, this women is overexposed.

Damn…clamydia.

A-dam-gin.

I gots to stop fukkin’ with those dirty dick mufukkas!!!

Lol!!!!!!!

Chlamydia looks a lot like Herpes…. (that sounded strange)

Hey Oshie, Brooke-sup gurlfriend!!, Auntie Viv, Man.
@ Lauren-its VERY cold out today & yes, when I saw the forecast for later in the week…I’ll be working from home like I am now
@ Nik U-LOL at your swine song…but I still want me a pork chop! HAHA
@ Man-Morning Boo. Guess what?? E-A-G-L-E-S!! Sorry I had to do it!

Hi Vee **waves**

@soul touch I agree tyra is always a bit over the top, As far as bey and dawn and that f#cked up dress I say neither the dress is wearing them there not wearing the dress.

I just came in here to coomet on my Bitch Beyonce, That Bitch is FIERCE Hunney

But I dont mind meeting some friends during the process. Hi Ladiesss how u doooiiinnnggg???

I got a question for the team–

What is the ONE thing a man or woman can do on the first (or second) date that would make you refuse to see him anymore?

My answer: steal my wallet!!

GUESS WHO GOT A JOB INTERVIEW?

me.

Sorry, but Bey owns it.

@ Man I just don’t care

Damn big daddy, how u doooiiinnnggg? and yo why I gotta be a fool? cuz I have a rose in my hair? it smells sweet hunny!

MAN: IM ALRIGHT JUST TIRED OF BEING HERE AT WORK

First off that dress is ugly!

Hi Vee!!!

shouldn’t the heading be “who owned it” as in past tense, since this happened already? boy I’ll tell ya, Bossip writers are dumb as shit.
“who owns it”- sounds like a cracka wrote that

Good Luck Oshie.
But I’ma need you to return the well-wishes too cuz I think I need to make a job change too. Me & Duck Sauce ’bout to come to blows.
@ 1TruDiva- For me, a 1st date turns into our last date when:
1-dude doesnt have your own $
2-think we’re having sex
3-use one-too-many ebonic terms
2 of the 3 have happened: I’ll let you guess which two (wink)

TRU DIVA: TAKE A SHIT IN MY RESTROOM FUNK IT UP, AND DONT EVEN FLUSH NEEDLESS TO SAY HE DIDNT WIPE

Congrats Osh!

@1TruDiva,
“What is the ONE thing a man or woman can do on the first (or second) date that would make you refuse to see him anymore?”
______________________________________________
Stand me up (true story )

Thanks friends. It’s at a very big, reputable firm. I think the pay would be a lot better there.

tyra and those wigs are wearing me down…

Oshie

GUESS WHO GOT A JOB INTERVIEW?

me.
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I thought U had a job already…are U looking for another???

@ATX-LMAO!!!! Good Thing I am home today cuz I am LMAO at what u said. Uh, yes: shi— in my toilet would be a DEAL-BREAKER!!
@ Brooke-Wassup fellow Godiva-Choc-Gurl
Where be-ith my email with the directions for us to hang out??? I’m home today so I can check personal emails faster than I can on the plantation.

CHLAMDYIA: I SEE YOU CHANGED YOUR NAME… DONT SEEM AS SCARY

@ Aunt Viv-yeah I had a no-show dude too. It was many moons ago when I was a youngn’. Bet I lost his# after that…
@ Chlamydia-I feel like I CAUGHT the disease just by looking at your pic. No offense…(is there REALLY someone outside walking around, lookn like that)?? Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus…

@ATX,
“TRU DIVA: TAKE A SHIT IN MY RESTROOM FUNK IT UP, AND DONT EVEN FLUSH NEEDLESS TO SAY HE DIDNT WIPE”
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Eeeww!! I had a dude do that too! He left a 2 big ol’ floaters there too, the hygenically-untrained bum!

@ ATX

Yes Hunny I see how yall was tearing my sista Herpes up so I had to step in and regulate on yall biotches!!! Yall made her cry and feel like she is ugly… why yall do that to her?

@ VEE–

I can guess. 1 and 3.

The reason I asked this question and answered it because it really happened.

A mufukka ACTUALLY stole my wallet!!! Now mind you, it’s no one around but me and him and he suggested that–maybe I misplaced it!

I was like WTF????

Then, I go into the kitchen and when I come back, he’s moving furniture and shit and suddenly, my wallet appears from BEHIND the sofa!!! He’s holding it up and waving it around like and grinnin’ like I OWED him some sort of reward!!!

Damn–niggas tryin’ to stick me for my paper!!

VEE: IM FOR REAL HE WENT TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST UNLEASHED THE DRAGON I WAS LIKE WTF IM LIKE KERI HILSON “U TURNING ME OFF” AFTER LOOKING AT YOUR LIST I WILL SAY #1 AND 2 HAPPEN TO YOU..

@ Vee

@ Chlamydia-I feel like I CAUGHT the disease just by looking at your pic. No offense…(is there REALLY someone outside walking around, lookn like that)?? Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus…
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On no you didn’t hunny!! Don’t go there wit me, I aint like my big sista Congo,,, I mean Herpes, I will slap a Bitch…lol

NOT EVEN a mofo contest!! Bey hands down!! Bossip ya’ll childish! ;o)

@Vee,
was his name Jamal Knight (**praying he’s not on Bossip**)? This clown had the nerve to call me after that talkin’ ’bout “my bad-let’s reschedule!”. I was like “don’t call me ever again.” He never called, but he did e-mail me a year later, talkin’ ’bout how he still thought of me, and now he’s in this “open” relationship with his “girlfriend” would I like to give it another go! I was like beat it!!!
Like you, this was moons ago….ugh.

I have a Bossip question of the day! For all those that are in relationships how long did it take you to be comfortable enough to fart or shit in front of your man or woman?

BROOK: AT LEAST 2 MONTHS… I WOULD EXCUSE MYSELF EVERYTIME I NEEDED TO RELIEVE SOME GAS AND COME BACK SMELLING JUST THE WAY I LEFT

@TruDiva,
I hope you showed that bum the door…

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl

I have a Bossip question of the day! For all those that are in relationships how long did it take you to be comfortable enough to fart or shit in front of your man or woman?
____________________________________________

Ummmm…. I don’t fart or shit, sorry.

ATX CLEAR YOUR CACHE HUNNY CHLAM HAS A DIFFERENNT PICTURE THAN HERPES!!!!

DEAL BREAKER FOR DATE 2 WOULD HAVE TO BE THE FLOATERS!!!!

A dated a guy that did that (shit) on the first date. The thing that got me was—he sits down next to me and starts talking all serious–I thought he just found out his mother died or something. He turned to me and looked me DEAD in the eyes and said–”I need to explain something to you.” I’m like –”oh here we go!!” He said no….seriously, I need to let you know something about me.” I’m…….. like…”proceed”

This sorry mofo turns to me and says, I’ve got colitis and I usually need to go to the bathroom almost immediately after eating.” Then he proceeds to the bathroom and stays for like….EVER!

He came out rubbin’ his belly and shit THEN started talking like nothing ever occurred. And the smell!!!!!!!!

I thought something had crawled up in him and died!!!!!!!!!

REAL TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nasty bastid!!! Know damn well you shouldn’t spring THAT shit on someone ’til after your married!!!

Ain’t that some shit????

@ 1TruDiva-you are so right, 1 & 3! But check this out: now that you REALLY have me thinkn on this, I’ve experienced all 3!! Oh God, I’m thankful those things are behind me-at least I hope they are.
No dude DIDNT steal your wallet & they try to switch-up…that is TRIFLING! But hey-one of my relative’s boyfriend’s stole $60 from me about 3 yrs ago. Like your dude, he concocted a WHOLE bs story. I could still shank his TRIFLING ass too-cuz u know they’re still together. Dont get me started…
@ Mock Rock Star-I dont blame you: I’d pass on that drama too.
@ ATX-did u say ‘released the dragon’?? LMAO-again!!!!

LMAO @ VEE with the mini-ramp!!!

I promise–I won’t getchu started!

Lol!!!!

Hate the dress

WELL THOSE ON HERE THAT KNOWS BE BEST KNOWS THAT I SUFFER FROM SEVERE IBS (irritable bowels syndrome) SO ONE TIME I WAS ON A DATE WIT MY BD AND WE WERE AT THE MOVIES IN HARLEM, AND THIS IS BEFORE WE BOTH HAD CARS AND I HAD TO GO AND I REFUSE TO USE PUIBLIC TOILETS SO I MADE HIM TAKE THE TRAIN WITH ME ALL THE WAY HOME IN BROOKLYN TO TAKE A DUMP. HE THOUGHT I WAS SO PRISSY AND STOOPID FOR THAT! LIKE AS IF! WE WERE ONLY DATING FOR 2 YEARS BACK THEN.. LOL

@ Oshie

Ummmm…. I don’t fart or shit, sorry.

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Me Either!!

neither that Dress is Horrible

@ Brookie,

“I have a Bossip question of the day! For all those that are in relationships how long did it take you to be comfortable enough to fart or shit in front of your man or woman?”
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3 years

Vee I sent you MAil!!!!

@ Aunt Viv-cyber-hug. I guess the same goes for all of us who’ve dated just triflin’ fugly-actin dudes.
I met this dude-this way way back, took him to my company’s Christmas party. Well you know: sometimes dates are awkward if you dont know each other: so out of nervousness he gets drunk (cuz there was an open bar). He’s dancing all out of tune…I cant enjoy myself because I’m worried he’ll embarrass me…so I couldnt eat. But, it didnt turn out too bad so after the party, I could finally calm down enough to eat. We go to a restaurant-like a diner, not too pricey. I order my food and he’s peeping over the menu at me like a nervous kid. I’m thinking WTF…well, doesnt he order, we both eat, and then the bill comes…
dont you know this mofodidnt have a DIME?!?!?!?!?!?! AND needed train fare to get back home-cuz u know I put him out of my car. When I dropped him off I was so mad I couldnt see straight.
Now I’m not saying I’m the best chick out here, but I’m nice looking and I carry myself well. WTF did I do to make this man think he could leave his house-for a date with me-BROKE??????
But oh no, it gets betta…
The next morning I wake up to go to work (I was still living at home). My Mom, who works at nite, had just gotten in and she proceeded to play this msg that dude left on the phone-that took up the ENTIRE timeframe. He’s saying how he had such a good time, wants to pursue a relationship with me, ‘can appreciate a woman of my calibur’-I’ll never forget THAT line. I’m telling u, I called him and BLASTED his dusty broke a$$ so bad I think the Queen of England heard me. I just looked at my mother, shook my head and went to work. and his name was Thomas! If I remembered his last name I’d say it cuz I dont give a damn if his broke ass is on bossip or not! LOL

I am home today guys doing nothing which is a first! what junk tv is on at this hour? does the stories still come on?

@ Aunt Viv-cyber-hug. I guess the same goes for all of us who’ve dated just triflin’ fugly-actin dudes.
I met this dude-this way way back, took him to my company’s Christmas party. Well you know: sometimes dates are awkward if you dont know each other: so out of nervousness he gets drunk (cuz there was an open bar). He’s dancing all out of tune…I cant enjoy myself because I’m worried he’ll embarrass me…so I couldnt eat. But, it didnt turn out too bad so after the party, I could finally calm down enough to eat. We go to a restaurant-like a diner, not too pricey. I order my food and he’s peeping over the menu at me like a nervous kid. I’m thinking WTF…well, doesnt he order, we both eat, and then the bill comes…
dont you know this mofodidnt have a DIME?!?!?!?!?!?! AND needed train fare to get back home-cuz u know I put him out of my car. When I dropped him off I was so mad I couldnt see straight.
Now I’m not saying I’m the best chick out here, but I’m nice looking and I carry myself well. WTF did I do to make this man think he could leave his house-for a date with me-BROKE??????
But oh no, it gets betta…
The next morning I wake up to go to work (I was still living at home). My Mom, who works at nite, had just gotten in and she proceeded to play this msg that dude left on the phone-that took up the ENTIRE timeframe. He’s saying how he had such a good time, wants to pursue a relationship with me, ‘can appreciate a woman of my calibur’-I’ll never forget THAT line. I’m telling u, I called him and BLASTED his dusty broke a$$ so bad I think the Queen of England heard me. I just looked at my mother, shook my head and went to work. and his name was Thomas! If I remembered his last name I’d say it cuz I dont give a damn if his broke ass is on bossip or not! LOL

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Ahahahahahaha. His broke dusty no good lying no $$ havin ass just made my day. LOL

@1Trudiva-too late. I didnt realize my post was that long but now that I see it I’m LMAO!!! Because I was so pissed and its funny now.
@ Brooke-I see your email. Thx. PS-where does IBS come from? Seriously-an old coworker had it…
PS-I dont fart. All of my ‘releases’ smell like lilac…NOT! Haha
@Akeys-u going to DC for the inauguration?? Me too!!!!!

**DEAD** @ Vee!!! I cannot believe that ol’ boy had the nerve to call after that! The nerve!!!!

Brook, I just got off maternity leave so I can tell you that Jerry comes on @ 11 followed by Maury @ 12 then Maury again at 3…

test

Jealous of Brook ‘cuz she’s at home and I’m on the plantation

@ Vee

@ Brooke-I see your email. Thx. PS-where does IBS come from? Seriously-an old coworker had it

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IBS Comes from many things, its like a virus in your intestings or something usually occurs from eating red meats and spicy foods or ethnic foods.

Anybody get their W2′s back yet?

No finance, no romance.

@CHLAMYDIA

LMAO…THANX FOR THE COMPLIMENT…LMAO

Thank u Lauren

But I like the stories i.e guiding light, general hospital, all my children, days of our lives, young and the restless bold and the beautiful… does any of these come on tv anymore?

@Aunt viv

I have been overworking myself at the bar at night and working in the morning, I felt like I needed a much needed rest… I am about to quit Bartending all together that shit is stressful especially during a broke ass recession niggas dont tip.

Does anyone know how to get your gravatar to show up?

@ Lauren, I get paid this Thursday from my Day Job and I will get it then, I am gonna file my shit in Fast check to get my return back in 2 days, I need the $8,000 now to pay off this car so repo man dont take it! lol

@Hannibal

@CHLAMYDIA

LMAO…THANX FOR THE COMPLIMENT…LMAO

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Damn boo, what is it? I am not ya type? I’m ugly? u want me to take the flower out my hair? boo what eva u want I will do daddy!!!

Oh shit, thanks for reminding me Lauren, I still have to fill out my e-form thingy…

@Lyrad

Does anyone know how to get your gravatar to show up?

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You have to sign up, follow the instructions then clear your cache so u can show ya beautiful face like me.. k boo

I cleared my cache, but still no image.

@Oshie

No finance, no romance.

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Sang it Girl!!!

No Romance wit out Finance

I said No romance wit out finance!!! LOL

@ Aunt Viv-OMG yep, not only did he call THAT time, but a year or so later he’d gotten a job as a bill collector, and had access to software to locate people. By that time I’d moved to a diff state. Do you know he tracked me down & called me?!?!? Like we were cool! I told him if he called me again I’d report him and get him fired. Oh boy…
@ Brooke-okay, I heard IBS involves the intestine.

the dress is horrible,but beyoce looks better cause she fills it out,i love dawn but that dont look good on her

@Lyrad

I cleared my cache, but still no image
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Did you put ur pic at rated G (Gonnerhea????)

agreed @ beloved

@ Oshie & Brroke: I’m snapping my fingers cuz y’all are singing my song!
‘CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GOIN’ ON BUT THE RENT.’
Woo Hoo-ol’ girl aint neva lied. LOL

@ Vee

I am still laughin at that story, I once encountered a broke customer at the bar that tried to pay wit his EBT Benefit card but he was drunk lol

@ Brooke: Is EBT like Quest?

Oh shit thats my Jam to Ladies:

{Sanging}

Ooh, nothin’ from nothin’ leaves nothin’
You got to have somethin’ if you wanna be with me
Whoa, life is too serious, love’s too mysterious
A fly girl like me needs security
I said life is too serious, love’s too mysterious
Fly girl like me needs security

‘Cause ain’t nothin’ goin’ on but the rent
You got to have a J-O-B if you wanna be with me
Ain’t nothin’ goin’ on but the rent
You got to have a J-O-B if you wanna be with me

@Brianna !!

Bitch u stold my Violet Contacts!!!

@ Osh

@ Brooke: Is EBT like Quest?

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Ummmm I guess, I never been on welfare so I really don’t know, lol

vee: when you coming to dallas

@ Brooke-I’m LOL too because I havent thought about it in a long time. When I call my mom later today I’ll remind her too so we can have a good laugh. Now I’m laughing at your dude, trying to use his EBT card…Whoaa

@ Lauren, I get paid this Thursday from my Day Job and I will get it then, I am gonna file my shit in Fast check to get my return back in 2 days, I need the $8,000 now to pay off this car so repo man dont take it! lol
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@Brookie…

I know that’s right, gotta do what u gotta do, hopefully more people will get back on thier feet and spend their money wisely since is tax return season, no buying WI games and Flat screen t.v.’s…time to pay off some bills and hopefully our New President will give us an incentive for voting for him…lol

aint nothing wrong with EBT better known as food stamp cards hell it saves you alot of money on food and you can use your money from checks on bills…. dont talk about EBT

brook: did you accept it? his food stamp card that is?

@ Brook lynn–

it’s better than quest. You gots ta getchu one.

I’ve got a Platinum EBT card.

I’m shooting for a Onyx one!!!!!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!

Chlamydia

@Lyrad

I cleared my cache, but still no image
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Did you put ur pic at rated G (Gonnerhea????)

Yes.

@ ATX-not before the weather breaks, not before April I’d say. We gotta meet & have drinks or something.
I wish I could remember where I stayed before, so you can tell me the names of those outlets out there. What city are you in again?

@Lauren,
Just got mine on Friday. Must…file…
@Brook,
Giiirl, rest up then sister rest up…we’re all on our hustle. I’m chasin’ that paper too…
@Vee,
That brotha sounds certifiably insane. Whatever happened to security clearance?

who cares……….the dress is ugly

I’m always trying to buy people’s food stamps.

$50 for $75
$70 for $100

Chea.

LOL @ the onyx EBT card. Mine’s Uranium!

Thomas Epps!! That was the fool’s name! I knew if I thought about it long enough I’d remember.
As far as tax refunds, y’all aint NEVA lied. I just wanna see the $ in the bank, that’s all. No luxury purchases. Like y’all said the economy’s bad.

Damn Oshie!!

How I get one?

You gots to put me on!!!! You gots to put me on!!!!!!!

oshie: hit me up on the down low i will hook you up

Hey Oshie
Lauren
Vee
Brianna
Brook
1TruDiva

Whats up ATXChick ?? whats good!!!

i cant wait till i get my refund check

akeys: shit nothing just tired of work… what about you

@ atx: hook me up with what? I got government cheese, I can make grilled cheese sandwiches all day long, what more do I need?

@ Thomas Epps: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AKeys–

When are you leaving? I plan on leaving on Monday because they’ll be shutting down all roads leading into DC by early Tuesday morning.

PLUS–Do you know if they’ll allow video cameras?

THOMAS EPPS GETS THE GAS FACE!!!!

dawn..her shoes are way better

@ Lauren Dawkins Bleeds Green…Go Eagles!!!

Is MyAsia getting bigger?

Hey AKeys-wassup!? I asked u earlier, u going to DC for the inauguration? Cuz I am. Let’s partee’!
@Oshie, ATX-who’s hookn folks up with EBT cards?? How can I be down???

@1Tru Diva

How is Mykel?

@Oshie

How is Becky?

Wassup Akeys??

oshie: stick with your government cheese sandwhich i have a question do you have to use the iron in order to melt the cheese?

vee: i was going to hook her up with my ebt card but i take that back i need mine

This dress is hideous and unflattering; they can both own it because no one else should ever want to.

DAWN LOOK WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BETTER THEN THAT BITCH SHE LOK LIKE A MESS AND SHE IS FAT SHE LOOKED LIKE MISS PIGGY.

@ Leave it: Who is becky

@ atx: I use my chi flat iron.

Hey Ladies I am Bizzzacck lol

I was on the phone wit Ernie Y’all, and Vee: Ernie bro Cleophus is in Atalnta on business until Monday, so when he gets back I will be sure to have him contact u ok..

Hi Akeys!!!

@Lauren

LOL, Hellz no I aint take that EBT card what Imma do wit it?

And yess I wish I had a EBT card right about now cuz milk is like $5 that is sick. That is another reason I have to become a vegan I cant afford meats anymore. This recession is wack!

try

Later fam!

@Lyrad

Chlamydia

@Lyrad

I cleared my cache, but still no image
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Did you put ur pic at rated G (Gonnerhea????)

Yes.

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Well then boo I dont know whats wrong wit ur cpu, maybe it has a Virus like a STI or something.

@ Oshie & Aunt Viv-Yep! Mr Epps gets Boooooooooooooooo/Gas face for eternity!! LOL
PS-can somebody pls go on BET’s site and look at that (bad) pic of Lil Wayne? Ewwwwwwwwww

Bye Viv Boo!!!!

HOLY SHIT!! Lil wayne has a EBT card..

2nd question of the day! What is everyone gonna do wit they tax return Monay$$$$ Cha Ching????lol

@ Brooke: It costs WAY more to eat healthy. That’s because the government wants poor people to DIE (read: minorities).
Damn, I just sounded like Redd Tony there. LOL

I likes the one on the write. You she be or she just a lil shorty/

@ Oshie

Hun, do u ever get pains in ya left implant? like sharp scissor pains?

@ Brooke-ok that’s cool. Maybe by then I will stop giggling everytime I think ‘Cleophus’.
LMAO
@ ATX-oh ok. I’d holdo n to my EBT card too–if i had one that is. I’ll holla at y’all later. Gotta do some stuff.

@ osh

@ Brooke: It costs WAY more to eat healthy. That’s because the government wants poor people to DIE (read: minorities).
Damn, I just sounded like Redd Tony there. LOL

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You know what u r right. I was watching a News special at 5am this morning and they said how will you Die according to your zip code you can check on a website.
In my Zip code here in Brooklyn most ppl here die from Diabetes, I checked my old Zip code in VA and people there die from Alzimers disease, tottally wicked! do yall want me to check yall zip codes?

@ Brooke: No, they kinda hurt sometimes, but my titties always hurted when I got PMS.

YET ANOTHER SIGN OF HOW THIS WEBSITE IS PREDOMINATELY VISITED BY LOW-BUDGET FOLKS, A DISCUSSION OF WHAT TO DO WITH TAX RETURN MONEY! TAX SEASON IS NOTHING SPECIAL IN MY FAMILY, BUT I SUPPOSE GROWING UP AMONGST SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS OWNERS OUR IMPENDING TAX HIKES MAKE US UNEASY. WE HAVE WORKED TO BECOME FINACIALLY STABLE, BUT MR. OBAMA WILL TAX US HARDER TO GIVE HAND OUTS!

They keep denying me food stamps no matter how much I lie. Dammit is there anyway around this bitch?

Gah Brooke you are a flaming hot mess 24/7! I just want to adopt you and take care of you and pet you and call you George…

@BLACK CONSERVATIVE

YET ANOTHER SIGN OF HOW THIS WEBSITE IS PREDOMINATELY VISITED BY LOW-BUDGET FOLKS, A DISCUSSION OF WHAT TO DO WITH TAX RETURN MONEY! TAX SEASON IS NOTHING SPECIAL IN MY FAMILY, BUT I SUPPOSE GROWING UP AMONGST SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS OWNERS OUR IMPENDING TAX HIKES MAKE US UNEASY. WE HAVE WORKED TO BECOME FINACIALLY STABLE, BUT MR. OBAMA WILL TAX US HARDER TO GIVE HAND OUTS!

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Ahahahahahahahha. Shit I am excited!! Yo I really miss u Blk Exec! Yo LACOMBE!!!!!!!!! Ya man is here!!

@ Osh

Gah Brooke you are a flaming hot mess 24/7! I just want to adopt you and take care of you and pet you and call you George…

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So u think I am a Pet???

No Brooke, I think you are a PYT.

@ BLACK CONSERVATIVE

Well then u really gonna hate me cuz I am gonna pay off this car payment, then put money toward moving back home, buy another pair of Christian Louboutin heels, maybe a fur and take my son to Disney Land… Cuz I’m RICH BIATCH!!!! (in my Dave Chappell voice) lol

this isnt fair…. big leg girls (yours truly included) are going to sweep everytime.

Beyonce looks better!!! the other girl looks like a drag-queen(fugly)

@ Oshie

when u get your period do sometimes ya implant leaks this pinkish liquid substance out of your implant? is that a bad sign or something? I cant go see my plastic surgeon yet causes he charges for check ups.

Hi. My folks?

Vee (its bossladee if u nasty)

@ Aunt Viv-cyber-hug. I guess the same goes for all of us who’ve dated just triflin’ fugly-actin dudes.
I met this dude-this way way back, took him to my company’s Christmas party. Well you know: sometimes dates are awkward if you dont know each other: so out of nervousness he gets drunk (cuz there was an open bar). He’s dancing all out of tune…I cant enjoy myself because I’m worried he’ll embarrass me…so I couldnt eat. But, it didnt turn out too bad so after the party, I could finally calm down enough to eat. We go to a restaurant-like a diner, not too pricey. I order my food and he’s peeping over the menu at me like a nervous kid. I’m thinking WTF…well, doesnt he order, we both eat, and then the bill comes…
dont you know this mofodidnt have a DIME?!?!?!?!?!?! AND needed train fare to get back home-cuz u know I put him out of my car. When I dropped him off I was so mad I couldnt see straight.
Now I’m not saying I’m the best chick out here, but I’m nice looking and I carry myself well. WTF did I do to make this man think he could leave his house-for a date with me-BROKE??????
But oh no, it gets betta…
The next morning I wake up to go to work (I was still living at home). My Mom, who works at nite, had just gotten in and she proceeded to play this msg that dude left on the phone-that took up the ENTIRE timeframe. He’s saying how he had such a good time, wants to pursue a relationship with me, ‘can appreciate a woman of my calibur’-I’ll never forget THAT line. I’m telling u, I called him and BLASTED his dusty broke a$$ so bad I think the Queen of England heard me. I just looked at my mother, shook my head and went to work. and his name was Thomas! If I remembered his last name I’d say it cuz I dont give a damn if his broke ass is on bossip or not! LOL
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Why would u come onto a gossip site and put my business out there like that? You are not even telling the whole truth either! The truth is you got drunk and wanted to have sex at the party and then when I tok you to a restraunt, yu wanted to eat lobster even thugh it was $150 a plate.

You should also know that I screwed your best friend the very next day!

@Oshie

No Brooke, I think you are a PYT.

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Aww, thanks but I dont know how much longer that Y is gonna last u know.

@eveinthegarden

this isnt fair…. big leg girls (yours truly included) are going to sweep everytime.

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You aint never lie I am in that category too. Hiya doing Miss Eve!

I love to be banged right after my periods. The mess is as good as 2 gals and a cup

@ BLACK CONSERVATIVE

Well then u really gonna hate me cuz I am gonna pay off this car payment, then put money toward moving back home, buy another pair of Christian Louboutin heels, maybe a fur and take my son to Disney Land… Cuz I’m RICH BIATCH!!!! (in my Dave Chappell voice) lol

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IN REALTITY YOU ARE YET ANOTHER CONFUSED AFRICAN-AMERICAN FEMALE PRETENDING TO BE BETTER OFF THAN YOU ARE. WHY NOT WEAR CLOTHES IN YOUR PRICE RANGE AND HAVE A CUSHION IN YOUR SAVINGS ACCOUNT? I SEE WOMEN LIKE YOU ALL THE TIME, DRIVING AROUND IN A NICE VEHICLE, YET YOU WERE JUST IN FRONT OF ME IN LINE AT THE GAS STATION STRUGGLING TO BUY A PACK OF GUM WITH CHANGE. STOP BEING WHAT YOU ARE NOT! I AM ONLY IN MY TWENTIES, HAVE A HEALTHY SAVINGS AND AGAIN I CHOOSE TO DRIVE A CHEVROLET TRUCK!

@Lite skin Sin

Hi Boo… How u dooooiiinnggg. I dont know who to choose between u and Hannibal damn, its wonderful being me… I am flexiable by the way.

Brooke: I’m serious I’m going to adopt you and be your mother. Or better yet, you can be my husband, that’s like having a child anyway.

WHY DOES THE GIRL ON THE RIGHT SIDE, DAWN, HAVE HER HAIRLINE START ON THE TOP OF HER HEAD?

I did you wrong
You did me wrong
I’ll take you back
You take me baaaack
I did you wrong
You did me wrong
I’ll take you back
You take me baaaack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lil charles get your nastee lil ass off bossip, i am tellin your momma on thsi bitch with a damn flower in your head trying to pick upo men…..oooohhh im tellin!!!

LMAO CHLAMYDIA

@Brook..

In my neck of the woods, most die of ‘diseases of the heart’, cancer or ‘other’.

@Oshie keep your lame ass poems

@ Blk Conservative

IN REALTITY YOU ARE YET ANOTHER CONFUSED AFRICAN-AMERICAN FEMALE PRETENDING TO BE BETTER OFF THAN YOU ARE. WHY NOT WEAR CLOTHES IN YOUR PRICE RANGE AND HAVE A CUSHION IN YOUR SAVINGS ACCOUNT? I SEE WOMEN LIKE YOU ALL THE TIME, DRIVING AROUND IN A NICE VEHICLE, YET YOU WERE JUST IN FRONT OF ME IN LINE AT THE GAS STATION STRUGGLING TO BUY A PACK OF GUM WITH CHANGE. STOP BEING WHAT YOU ARE NOT! I AM ONLY IN MY TWENTIES, HAVE A HEALTHY SAVINGS AND AGAIN I CHOOSE TO DRIVE A CHEVROLET TRUCK!

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First let me tell u right now, I dont have to fron for nobody on here or in my daily life. I am not rich nor pretending to be.

Yes I drive a 2002 Escalade, but why because it belongs to my baby father bro and he went to jail and told us to hold it down and I stay late on payments.

Yes I wear designer bags shoes and etc. Why? because either men buy it for me or my mom or I get hustle man to sell it to me. I refuse to buy desingner bag and shoes at full price when someone can buy it for me or I can get it at a discount price I aint stupid.

Yes I work 2 jobs and save as much as I can so I can move back home and live a more relaxed non hostile life.

Yes I aint rich but I aint nearly broke, my rent, lite gas, heat, cable, and phone bills are always paid on time and if I have extra to horse around wit then so be it.

So do not loop me in a typical blk girl category cuz I dont fit the bill. Sorry

IMA NEED DAWN TO GET IT 2GETHER SMH

@ .
That was Pleasure P. I was not the genius that wrote that beautiful poetic verse.

Brooke: Ignore that dude, I doubt he’s either “black” or “conservative”.
Co-sign on the bags and shoes though. What’s up with that, are you gonna hook me up or what???

@.

I love to be banged right after my periods. The mess is as good as 2 gals and a cup

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Me too hunny!!

@ Lite skin

do u want a boyfriend? I promise I wont say nuttin, plus did I mention how flexible I am

@Oshie

Brooke: I’m serious I’m going to adopt you and be your mother. Or better yet, you can be my husband, that’s like having a child anyway.

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Whats the deal Osh! Do u think I need gudiance or suttin? everyone always wanna adopt me. lol

Very ugly dress

Yes Osh I will hook u up as soon as u send me your travlers checks and NO! Hustle man do not accept EBT or Quest. Hustle man is actually not what u think, he is a executive asst stock broker on Wall street that specializes in White Collar Crimes, lol

WOW! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU DRIVE SOMETHING REALLY NICE. IT IS 2009 AND YOU ARE ADMITTING TO BEING BEHIND CONSISTENTLY FOR PAYMENTS ON A SEVEN YEAR OLD VEHICLE. WELL KEEP AT YOUR GRIND AND MAYBE YOU WILL CATCH UP ONE DAY! SMILE

lol….

@BLACK CONSERVATIVE

WOW! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU DRIVE SOMETHING REALLY NICE. IT IS 2009 AND YOU ARE ADMITTING TO BEING BEHIND CONSISTENTLY FOR PAYMENTS ON A SEVEN YEAR OLD VEHICLE. WELL KEEP AT YOUR GRIND AND MAYBE YOU WILL CATCH UP ONE DAY! SMILE

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Hey say what u want, it rides good, looks good rimed up chromed nicely and looks great with pretty ol me in it lol

gobment grill cheese sammiches made wit chi irons ore the best ohsie i love them…..

@black conservative, suck outta my ass since you like shit coming out your mouf so much!!!

Ok, I tried to fight it, but it was no use.

My boss officially changed my name to “Toby” today. Massa always be right yall!

So you didnt want a poem hunh? Okay…okay…I see how it is…

@BLACK CONSERVATIVE

What’s up dawg? Long time no hear from. You must just now be getting over the election. SMH.

@ Brooke: Yes, you need guidance. Or ritalin. Or something.

@ Man: Can I just call you Mr. Awesome?

I was talking to Oshie…FYI

@ Nikki: Wow, that was about 3 hours late!

I really want Tyra to retire that ugly wig. It ages her so very much. And she has on too much make up. She’s too pretty for all of that. I mean I know she’s beautiful. I see it everyday on her show. But why she look old and tired here? GAH. Tyraaaaa! Don’t ever disappoint me like this again! Love you girl!

lmao@the return of timtim…daym

You never told me the topic…your sarcasm saddens me…

LIB–

She’s doing well! Thanks for asking.

AKeys–

Did you see my message?

I’m hungry so I’ll be back!

@ Timtim

Hey boo remember me? we met at the Blue Bannana u know that gay club in LA?

@ NU: What topic? Why are you sad? Stop it!

Here, have a cupcake *w/ sprinkles*

@ Liteskin: Don’t desecrate females like that LOL

@ Osh

@ Brooke: Yes, you need guidance. Or ritalin. Or something.

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LOL. I have adult ADHD

@MAN I JUST DONT CARE

I HAVE BEEN VERY BUSY SINCE THE WINTER HAS BEEN MILD HERE IN MARYLAND THUS FAR! THE ELECTION, UGHHH! NEXT WEEK DC IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE A GIANT SUGAR COOKIE LAYED ON THE GROUND. YOU KNOW HOW IT LOOKS WHEN MILLIONS OF BLACK ANTS COME FROM ALL DIRECTIONS TO GET ONE THING(INAGURATION = COOKIE)SMILE

Oshie

@ Liteskin: Don’t desecrate females like that LOL
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hmmmm desecrating females would be calling them “Bitches & hoes” which i haven’t done and don’t normally do…Unless the term is necessary for the Situation!

I dnt understand why Bey would even buy a dress that someone else may possibly wear in such a high profile situation. She has enough money to buy only originals!

BOSSIP YA’LL KNOW YA’LL WRONG FOR THIS!! POBRECITA!!

@ Lawdy

Eww that ass looks Pastly!!!! Yuck!

@ NU: What topic? Why are you sad? Stop it!

Here, have a cupcake *w/ sprinkles*

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I wanted to write you a poem but I needed you to pick a topic…one not pertaining to pork since yall are haters…I mean lovers

Thanks for the cupcake…even though it was stale….

NU WRITE A POEM TO HELP TIMTIM EXPRESS HIMSELF COMING OUT THE CLOSET!!!

@ NU: Ooohhhhhhh…. okayyyy…
Um, please write me a poem about my chi flat ironed grilled cheese sandwich, which is not stale like your cupcake.

@ Lite skin: You said Tim Tim was acting “femalish”, that’s what I meant. You could just say he’s an “unstable creature”. LOL

@ timtim

You were in the Blue Banana, you wore leather assless chaps wit a Red cup on your D*ck remeber I stuck my D*ick threw the Bathroom stall wall just like Shawn wayans did in Scary movie and I burst it threw your ear, did that hurt by the way?

Uh Dear Mr/Mrs Tim Tim

not my business but you are presently being outsmarted by a bunch of intelligent women! throw the towel in. LOL

THE DRESSES R UGLY ON THE BOTH OF THEM!

@ Good Good – U r beautiful!!!!! What about dem digits????

Nikki U I am Bored Can u write me a Poem?

all those antm girls plus dawn need 2 eat more..and more

Tyrell

@ Good Good – U r beautiful!!!!! What about dem digits????
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Ask Tim Tim! LOL

Oshie

@ Lite skin: You said Tim Tim was acting “femalish”, that’s what I meant. You could just say he’s an “unstable creature”. LOL
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“You’re acting like an Unstable Creature”…Hows that? =]

Better yet lets all say a Cheer! Ready OK!

LOL

I wish I was ANTM.

TIMTIM IS STILL A QUEER, HE LIKES MALE BOOTY NOT FEMALE TOOTIE!!!

@ Good Good – Aw, u got jokes! I wanna chew on that puff ball in the back of yo head

@ Oh Lawdy: Get over it! Tim Tim does not want you! Please, give it a rest!

Cheering for Tim Tim

“Its Ok, we’re all here, we all know the Tim Tim’s queer!
He drives a Jag and we’re like Dag but we all know Tim Tim’s a Fag!”

Whoo Hoo {Doing Cartwheels} lol

@ AIDS VICTIM – LMFAO!!! TELL THA TRUTH AND SHAME THE DEVIL! U GOT THREE AND A HALF DAYS LEFT TO LIVE….U DYING AS I’M TYPING BITCH!!!! YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS LOW AS HELL!!!

This thread will automatically shut down after the 500th posting today.

@ Osh

Who is suppose to be the highest paid ANTM model do u know?

OK I am here.

SO First it was Chlymidia then herpes, now it’s AIDS…

AIDS is not even funny…

Hmm… I’ve never called it a “tootie”

*hears scribbling in the distance as Nikki is feverishly writing her poem to me*

Dawn wears it well…. Bey don’t have on the right shoes, it messes up the dress. Not the right style of shoe.

@ Brooke: Ioono, Tyra?

@ Z: Welcome!

@TIM TIM

@ AIDS VICTIM – LMFAO!!! TELL THA TRUTH AND SHAME THE DEVIL! U GOT THREE AND A HALF DAYS LEFT TO LIVE….U DYING AS I’M TYPING BITCH!!!! YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM IS LOW AS HELL!!!

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Not really I have a few yrs left, but how does ya ass feels after me and 3 other dudes gang rapes u last night, pretty sore eh?

@ BOSSIP ADMINISTRATOR – BITCH PLEASE, THIS SHIT WILL GO ON AS LONG AS I WANT IT TO!!!!!

@Lauren Dawkins Bleeds Green…Go Eagles!!!

SO First it was Chlymidia then herpes, now it’s AIDS…

AIDS is not even funny…

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Cuz its Safe sex month.. Whats funny about that?

WTF is going on?! Jiminy Cricket!

@ OH LAWDY – Well I’m not about to get into any confrontations with you like Tim Tim or anyone else on here cuz I don’t care about you that much to give you that much of my time. But if I’m so fake, why do I have my real pic on here and go by my real name and u got a silly pic of you on here and a silly screen name, how real r u?????

To say you’re supposed to be a woman, you are extremely childish fighting back and forth with a grown man, that is beyond childish to me…a grown ass woman! And they say women mature faster than men???? What a lie!

Grow up and quit trying to talk to people who don’t want your attention!

Hi Z

TYRELL=FAGGOT!!!

hmmm well I am bored already. TATA

TIM TIM

@ BOSSIP ADMINISTRATOR – BITCH PLEASE, THIS SHIT WILL GO ON AS LONG AS I WANT IT TO!!!!!
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Please make no mistake about it Mr Tim Tim, we appreciate your continued patronage, however we do not like the fact that you are a sausage lover. It is not our policy to judge but you are taking up valuable blogging space acting like a tough guy but in reality you are a butt sucker. Please leave Bossip now because you are seriously leaking.

@ Oshie you ever been called a “Whooty?”

Brook.
Lets go for a kinky

The Language!…Let’s think of better words to say people, let us broaden our vocabulary…

Ladies (and Tim Tim)

How many of you have hit your significant other?

@.

Brook.
Lets go for a kinky

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Hi Mr. (.) But what can I call you I know you don’t wanna walk around like a period all your like do ya?

ZZZzzzzzz Don’t go Cupcake!!! I miss u….

Hi.

@ Lauren Dawkins Bleeds Green…Go Eagles!!!

I feel u! I’m trying my best to keep peace with these people on here, but the immaturity rate is so high on this post like OH LAWDY. She’s actually acting more childish than he is!

@ Lite lite skin: Please.

@ Man

Ladies (and Tim Tim)

How many of you have hit your significant other?

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I have hit my significant other but only in self defense.. I broke a Moet bottle over my BD head once so Koodles to me.. yay!!

Man the question should be how many of u guys (including Tim Tim) has hit their girl? that should be the question.

**dropping by**

hello hello bossip folks

Whats going on in this site

LoL I was joking Oshie, “Why So Serious?”

i look forward to beyonce posts every day.

Hi @Jacob Sweeney, how da hell r ya??

Oh I miss my wifee Julips so darn much, she working hard for our $$ and to pay off our wedding, lol

@Brook Do you have make-up sex?

I think I am finally outgrowing Bossip.

Beyonce brings out the worse in everyone I see

Man, I just don’t care

Ladies (and Tim Tim)

How many of you have hit your significant other?
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One time I walked in to our local neighborhood bar to find my husband talking to some broad, all drunk as piss. I came up to him and he told me to go home. So I pulled him outside and punched him in his face and broke his eyesocket.

@ Z: NO. Don’t grow up. It’s just a slow day. You’ll see!

@.

@Brook Do you have make-up sex?

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It depends, if he cheated Yes! If he stole my thongs than no.

@ Z

I am finally outgrowing No Good Ass men. The closer Ernie and I get the more I am falling for him… I think I can love him…

@ BROOK LYNN – MY BROTHER WAS THERE AND HE JUMPED ON ME AND PUNCHED MY ASS OUT!!!! AND I APOLOGIZED FOR ALL THE PREVIOUS TIMES I’D HIT HER!!!! IT HASN’T HAPPENED SINCE THEN…THAT WAS EARLY EARLY LAST YEAR!

That is the only time I’ve ever hit a man.

Oh shit hey qc sista in law, how u treating my bro?

is that a true story OSH?

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl

@.

@Brook Do you have make-up sex?

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It depends, if he cheated Yes! If he stole my thongs than no.

@ Z

I am finally outgrowing No Good Ass men. The closer Ernie and I get the more I am falling for him… I think I can love him…
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Don’t speak to me for 2 years, 8 months, 15 days, and 20 minutes. Please. Thanks.

@TIM TIM

@ BROOK LYNN – MY BROTHER WAS THERE AND HE JUMPED ON ME AND PUNCHED MY ASS OUT!!!! AND I APOLOGIZED FOR ALL THE PREVIOUS TIMES I’D HIT HER!!!! IT HASN’T HAPPENED SINCE THEN…THAT WAS EARLY EARLY LAST YEAR!

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So you admit u hit her more than once. I need u to help me understand why men hit, u know u r stronger than a woman, was it your child hood like did u witness violence growing up? i really need to know this so I can stop a epedimic from happening.

@Z

Why you been so quiet today?

@BROOKE
“So you admit u hit her more than once. I need u to help me understand why men hit, u know u r stronger than a woman, was it your child hood like did u witness violence growing up? i really need to know this so I can stop a epedimic from happening”
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Niggas just be mad sometimes. It’s really not that complicated.

@Z…Pretty picture, you look different with black hair…is that you? are youimpostering? lmao just kidding…

Sup girl?

Damn where’s AKEYS ????

@ Z

Don’t speak to me for 2 years, 8 months, 15 days, and 20 minutes. Please. Thanks

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But in that time Z you will miss me and Ernie wedding followed by the birth of our daughter Ernesta followed by his untimely death, followed by my conviction because of his death… do u really wanna miss all that?

men usually hit me after i hit them. I am a strong chick and they try to defend themselves. TRY being the key word.

@ Man

Niggas just be mad sometimes. It’s really not that complicated.

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Just know that when I disappear from Bossip one day it will truly be because of comments like this… I hate you!!!

@ lAUREN

Thats me alright. I used to rinse my hair black.

@Brook

I hope to miss every second.

@ Osh

So u hit ya husband and he didnt hit u back? interesting…

@ Z: Yes, it is true.

@ Brooke: Yes, that is a “normal” relationship… the man doesn’t hit the woman.

Actually, I shouldn’t have hit him, but it was the culmination of several things that led to it. Trust me, it was the least I could’ve done.

Z (Queen of Bossip Society) I GOT THE JUICE NOW!!!

men usually hit me after i hit them. I am a strong chick and they try to defend themselves. TRY being the key word.
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Where do you meet these so-called men?

I have gained infinite respect for you Osh.

@BROOKE
“Just know that when I disappear from Bossip one day it will truly be because of comments like this… I hate you!!!”
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If you disappear, I will find you and beat you. LOL. (just kidding)

@brook

where is pedro?!?!
im divorcing him.

i see ur tryna love ernie.
smh…folks gonna change ur name
to anna nicole..lolz (rip)

Men shouldn’t hit women. Women shouldn’t hit men.

Hitting is for 5 year olds on the playground and Jerry Springer shows.

Z – Ur making me dizzy! LOL!!!

@Lite Bright

In nyc. Where else?

@ Z: Wow, really? *Swoon*
Take that, Man I Just Don’t Care!

@Z

I am really turned on the thought of you being all mad and trying to fight me. Of course you would be in some lingerie and I would be naked.

Then I would have to restrain you physically…

wassup Tyrelllll.

Who is that in your gravie? Looking like a 90′s R&B pop star.

@ Osh

I wouldnt know what a normal relationship is if it slapped me in the face. I left a woman beating cross dressing cheating sociopathilogical liar man for a man that is kind nice gentle rich yet 64 yrs old. so I have no identity of what normal is anymore.

@Qc

It is tradition in our Spanish family that you DO NOT DIVORCE, you shall stay wit Pedro threw thick and thin even if he had 3 babies on you!lol

Oshie

@ Z: Wow, really? *Swoon*
Take that, Man I Just Don’t Care!
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for real. Men, will try you. Seriously. Like…did he seriously think you would peacefully go home while he in the next chick face? Sometimes the only thing u can do to get thru is A) Knock their ass out B) Hit they wallet. Most men are just dense that way….

@Bossip Administration

See I am being nice today. How was your day today? busy?

@ Brooke: I wouldnt know what a normal relationship is if it slapped me in the face. I left a woman beating cross dressing cheating sociopathilogical liar man for a man that is kind nice gentle rich yet 64 yrs old. so I have no identity of what normal is anymore.
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I made you some chicken soup, we can sit by the fire and talk about it!

Z (Queen of Bossip Society) I GOT THE JUICE NOW!!!

@Lite Bright

In nyc. Where else?
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By where I meant in a club, at the train station? waiting for a Cab ? Maybe dudes over there have more to prove by beating on the Women folk, but no one i know out here in LA is engaging in Abuse of their better half….maybe its a costal thing.

Z – That’s me baby girl. I took that at a professional photo studio in Baton Rouge, Louisiana for my freshman year in college.

coastal*

im leaving pedro.
unless he makes a come back.
and professes how much he cares ab me.

idk anything ab a normal relationship either.
its ok
(group hug…shed a few tears)

@Z
“for real. Men, will try you. Seriously. Like…did he seriously think you would peacefully go home while he in the next chick face? Sometimes the only thing u can do to get thru is A) Knock their ass out B) Hit they wallet. Most men are just dense that way….”
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We have to be in the next chick face so when “mad day” come we are prepared. It’s coming one way or another. LOL.

Hit me in the wallet though and it’s goin be some ish.

I love role play in rape

@Z

Come to me and let me wrap my 21″ canons around you to embrace in everlasting love! You need a strong man like me who does not believe in domestice violence. Bwahaha

you are a god damn idiot! the only serious shit you should be on is prozac or lithium or some shit. if you think you are intimidating anyone then you need to check yourself. No one here gives a shit about your mental issues or your anger. niggas die everyday!

{Hubburing around camp fire wit Qc and Oshie sipping on chicken noodle soup}

Well my disfunctional dating lifestyle all started as a young lad in Virginia, I was 16 dating my 22 yr old phys ed teacher on the low….need I say more???

I’m gone to lunch. BRB.

@ Z: Promptly after the incident I sent him back to his mama’s house.

I don’t tolerate cheating or any of it’s forms.

@Lite skin Sin

So you think the west coast doesn’t have domestic violence? I should remove your head from your shoulders for such a idiotic statement! Bwahahhahhhhh

Yall niggas is out of control for real…LMAO!

especially BSDM

LOL @ “Ernie”… where’s Bert?

And if anything u r telling my biz Z cuz I never told Bossip that Ernie called me at 1 in da morning, you just did.. Besides I have a big sence of humor and u know that, if u dont like the way I joke around u should of stated this from the begininng.

I’m Leaving!

Oh good gravy, here we go…

@Tyrell

Wassup Sexy. hit me at uneejah@aol.com

@MAn

whatever…..

@Lite Brite

No I don’t meet men in clubs or walking down the street. I meet guys in weird ways. Sometimes thru a friend or maybe a coffee house I visit often and see them there alot. usually time passes of me seeing the guy before I actually open myself to speak to them.

I’m nervous for my interview!

Where’s Nikki with my fuggin poem dammit??

whatever. wouldn’t be anything off about anyone calling u at 1 in da morning if that person wasn’t 64. So of the info released…what the lesser of two evils?

I never ever EVER speak at guys that try to holler at me just passing by. I don’t know you. Don’t touch me. You’re lame.

Black women lack viginal hygiene. You will need a gas mask working on them

I’m back!

Wud-I-miss?

Nobody, that dress is ugly as hell!

WHERES HERP OR CLAM WE NEED HUMOR IN THE ROOM!!!!

hey redd.

brooke u have me confused…
idk whether to hug u or slap you.

Daywalker

@Lite skin Sin

So you think the west coast doesn’t have domestic violence? I should remove your head from your shoulders for such a idiotic statement! Bwahahhahhhhh
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Nah lol no disrespect just like taking shots at New York Niggas thats all No Harm, i come from an abusive home so i cant really talk…. just having fun at the expense of New Yorkers!!

@Oshie

You have a job interview? Best wishes and think positive throughtout! Whatever you do, don’t speak of your current employer in a negative manner. I sit on the hiring board at my practice so I know the main reasons why we vote against potential candidates.

@brook

email me

jtw8907@yahoo.com

@OSHIE, WHY IS IT THAT WHEN I READ DAYWALKERS COMMENTS I FIND MYSELF USING A DEEP MANLY TYPEVOICE, WHEN I HAVE A VERY HIGH PITCHED VOICE……JUST ASKIN???

Hi. My alter-ego,
Where is Herpes?

Are we back to staying on topic?

OK TRU DIVA ON THE REAL, WHEN DO WE EVER STAY ON TOPIC???

QC?
What’s good in da hood?

Daywalker

@Oshie

You have a job interview? Best wishes and think positive throughtout! Whatever you do, don’t speak of your current employer in a negative manner. I sit on the hiring board at my practice so I know the main reasons why we vote against potential candidates.
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STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Neither one should want to own it. That is one of the ugliest looking dresses I have seen in a minute. Not all dresses seen on a catwalk are for public use. It is for artistic value. this should have stayed where ever they saw it.

@DIVA

SUP HON…WHERES MY MEATLOAF???

BYE YALL…

Daywalker. Cmon. Who doesnt know that!! Being a faggot is a terrible thing

Osh

please don;t have a melt down.

@ Lawdy: that’s funny, because when I read his comments I use a whiny little bitch voice… hmmm

Lays “Hot & Spicy Barbecue” chips are the best ever created.

Ok, carry on.

Hi fake me. You are looking stunning as ever.

HAHAHHAHAHA
@MAN….

U RITE THEY R GOOD

would someone please acknowledge the existence of the elephant over there in the corner

Z (Queen of Bossip Society) I GOT THE JUICE NOW!!!

@Tyrell

Wassup Sexy. hit me at uneejah@aol.com

@MAn

whatever…..

@Lite Brite

No I don’t meet men in clubs or walking down the street. I meet guys in weird ways. Sometimes thru a friend or maybe a coffee house I visit often and see them there alot. usually time passes of me seeing the guy before I actually open myself to speak to them.
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How bout E-Harmony? those people look Happy & Madly in Love =D

@ Man: OMG jalapeno cheetos. I eat them too much.

hey qc704,and fabolus Z

man: i told you to tell me something good you have yet to do so

@ Bossip: What elephant?

It’s not another white girl, is it? Damn her!

who is the elephant in the corner so i can send them a shoutout???

Oshie

@ Bossip: What elephant?

It’s not another white girl, is it? Damn her!
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cowardice

@ATX CHICK
“i told you to tell me something good you have yet to do so”
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REad my comments at 2:16pm.

@OSHIE
“OMG jalapeno cheetos. I eat them too much.”
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those are disgusting to me…

@Lite Brite

Go look at E-Harmony

I have no problem meeting ppl. I meet more than I should.

Hey Atx

I know none of you want me to be bored at work so all the ladies please send me naked pics or pics of your favorite body part to:

JCSTANSB@YAHOO.COM

Thanking the ladies in advance.

Not you Tim Tim. Don’t you send anything dawg.

man: that is not good info for me…. smh

@Man

I am going to send a pic of my big toe.

T-30 minutes! OMG I’M SO NERVOUS!!!

@Z
Yeah I have checked the sight. Its too complicated. I get my tails at http://www.plentyoffish.com

@ Z: Does it have hair on it?

Oshie: dont be nervous you will do good

man: you have mail

The site doesnt favor black people. If you indicate you are black your potential partners diminish

Hey QC, Z, ATX and alllllllllll y’all…just thought I’d check in…
Oh-and to (the fake) Thomas: come on now Babes. If you’d read my original story you’d see that I said we went to a DINER-what diner serves lobster?? The real dumb ass Thomas ordered pancakes-I had a burger. And my best friend was having surgery the following day so you didnt screw her. Not that she woulda let you anyway. You bossip imposters are such friggin idiots. Get Hooked on Phonics please.
Anywho-
@Man-I havent had a chance to gloat over my team’s win witchu…:-)
@ Oshie-did u really break your hubby’s eyesocket? DAMN!

@ATX CHICK

Wow. I’m totally envisioning that now… Thanks.

@Real Osh

No hair, But its just so cute. Sometime i get dazed by the beauty of my big toe.

@VEE

Donovan McNabb is STILL the QB!! What will you guys do if the game goes into overtime????

Hey Vee!!!!!

Z (Queen of Bossip Society) I GOT THE JUICE NOW!!!

@Lite Brite

Go look at E-Harmony

I have no problem meeting ppl. I meet more than I should.
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I didnt mean to Offend you or insinuate anything i don’t think anyone gets my stale Humor hmmmmmm.

Oshie

@Z
Yeah I have checked the sight. Its too complicated. I get my tails at plentyoffish(dot)com
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Do you work for them?
Please don’t associate my good name with a dating site.

man: i bet you are

You guys have torn this room apart!!!

**looking at the torn blinds, chipped paint, empty beer cans, pee stains in rug, etc.**

SMH!!!!

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!

vee: hey girl it is so dead over here i wonder where ole snoop is?????

only you 1TruDiva….

man: i look good to be a mama of a 11 month old huh?

My boss just asked me to look over a resume.

Why did I hand it back with chicken grease on it???

I have like 3 blonde hairs on my right big toe. I pluck them but they always grow back. Curses.

Lol @ Z!

U stooopid!

@ATX CHICK
“i bet you are”
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oh, I am. I’m actually headed to the bathroom as we speak.

I’m checking out some personal info over here and just realized there’s a man that works for me that was born in 1946???????????

I can’t even imagine!!

MAN!

Peace. This site has really turned weak.

tru diva: cause you were hungry ass hell and forgot to wipe your hands

@ Man: Hell yes #5 is still our QB. And you leave him alone: if we go into OT now at least he knows that a draw is possible (lol).
He cant ask Jake Delhomme for advice now can he???
But no draw-we want a W!!! Yeah!!! EAGLES!!!
@ ATX-I was thinking the sam ething about SNoop. Maybe one of his chicks saw his emails and blasted him for sending us those (hot) pics. LOL

LOL @ Diva!
People are always getting their chip-grease hands all over the papers and files here! One lady has like 10 gallons of lotion all over her arms constantly cuz there’s always elbow smudges on the front of her files.

Bye fake me, I mean Plies.

man: sick ass

@ ATXChick–

I told my boss it was on there when he gave it to me.

He just looked over at my discarded chicken bones and didn’t say anything.

lite. Dont be in denial. you were caught trying to pick up someones wife

Vee: i know right or seen those pics i sent his ass…opps oh well they cant whop my ass

@ Z

That was some very cruel shit you did to Brook and it hurt her. i thought she was your friend. how would you feel if she puts your business out there like you just did her? With friends like you who needs enemies?

tru diva: now you know you were suppose to throw them away…now you messed up the resume and what happens if that person didnt like chicken…

My dreams of being a Script writer on a popular historic sitcom about Obama’s life, are slowly Diminishing…..

LMAO!!!

Not…elbow smudges???

Dang!

LMAO!!!!!!!!

How about this–we’re in a meeting and one of the managers has on a really nice shirt but when he raises his hands, you can see yellow stains.

I’m like “WTF?” Where’s your wife??

@ ATXChick–

Now you know you gots to eat chicken to be on our team!!!!

Lol!!!

Ayo what up QC baby!

Sigh. Ok, wish me luck and a phatty pay increase.

BBl8er

yellow stains=pee stains right? i know its not sweat stains

@ ATX-I feel u, like the fake-Thomas on here cant whip mine. Ah, whatever.
Where’d QC go? she reminds me of my neices…
I need to stop bull -ishn like I dont have other things to do…I’ll holla later.

tru diva: oh i eats chicken suck on the bone to…hell my g-lady chews on the bone how funny

ATX. Hi?

atx please check your mail dear!!!!

vee: holla at you later

oshie: hey

oh lawdy: kay

@Fake Oshie

what business of hers did I put out?

really fake oshie cause i looked and didnt find nothing Z said

oh lawdy: i did the first time last week but i sent it to you again

“I like to move it move it”…MOVE IT!!!

atx you have mail silly!!!!

ATXChick

really fake oshie cause i looked and didnt find nothing Z said

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Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl

And if anything u r telling my biz Z cuz I never told Bossip that Ernie called me at 1 in da morning, you just did.. Besides I have a big sence of humor and u know that, if u dont like the way I joke around u should of stated this from the begininng.
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Jan 13, 2009 – 2:05 pm Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl

I’m Leaving!

@Z
Catfight!

Beyonce duhhhhhhhh!

Z. Say it as it is. I love whores fighting. Mostly its over a dumb ass guy.

who cares the dress is ugly.. who made it?

now that is who should be on blast!!!!!!

Either you are in fact Brook, or a sorry loser sonofbitch with no ppls of your own. poor thing.

Z didnt say nothing wrong to brook she was just keeping it 100. hell i would of said the same thing if me and brook were on that level of friendship… hell i rather someone keep it 100 than 50

ATXChick

Z didnt say nothing wrong to brook she was just keeping it 100. hell i would of said the same thing if me and brook were on that level of friendship… hell i rather someone keep it 100 than 50
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A friend would have pulled her aside and not put her on full blast. Are you that kind of friend?

Its not always about keeping it 100 % real sometimes its about keeping it 100% right

A true friend will never hesitate to tell you the truth.

One that never washes his hands after using the facilities will always keep infections.

And a rash.

He who laughs last–will look like a fool to the rest.

He who looks to the grass that’s greener on the other side–sees more grass that needs to be mowed.

@1trudiva

wtf!?!?

Hey, Hey people!

I’m trying to drop some knowledge on ya’ll.

Z is jealous and trying to pull Ernie from Brook for some or Oshie is a trouble maker. If you 2 r really friend why not pick up the phone and talk about it. Apology would suffice. he said she said should not break true friendship.

Hi BE!!!

He who sees the glass as half empty…

…is thirstier than he thought!

mmmmm…the other Oshie is not just instigating….

LOL@TruDiva’s play on real sayings!!

Hey TruDiva

Enabling whom??????????

I’m trying to drop some serious knowledge and here you go with that!

BTW–I’m not getting in that. I honestly didn’t bother to read any of that!

Now–back to your regularly scheduled program….

One who paints their toes in the dark….
.
.
.
.
.
shouldn’t wear sandals!

the dress is just plain ugly

Well…..I’ll call it a tie. Dawn is just not that cute in the face…am I wrong guys? I just don’t think she’s cute, I think she can sing though. Beyonce is of course a beauty, but she’s misses sometimes too. She’s much of the same for award season but it works for her.

@ “Oshie”
Nobody takes bossip seriuosly and if you do then you need psychiatric assistance.

@ATX – Hey Miss

lmao @ 1 Tru Diva

Nobody takes bossip seriuosly and if you do then you need psychiatric assistance.
basically**

There’s always a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

Sometimes it comes from a box of Lucky Charms!

Lol!!!

Oshie

@ “Oshie”
Nobody takes bossip seriuosly and if you do then you need psychiatric assistance.
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if you think i care about your opinion then you need psychiatric assistance too

Ummmmmmmmmm…….

**thinking**

@BE

wut up?

Sticks and stones may break my bones but a bullet sure might kill me!!

Lol!!

That was corny as hell so now can we all just get along???

I would like to formally apologize publically to Brook. I am sorry for putting you on blast in front of everyone. I was wrong and I feel bad about it.

“That man is not truly brave who is afraid either to seem or to be, when it suits him to be a coward.”

I wish my address was something like..

Garden Club Circle or–

Orande Blossom Trail or some shit like that!!

@ Oshie with no gravie–

I like that!!!!!!!!!!!

@Man – Hey!!

How bout this TRU diva

aint yo mamma pretty she got meatballs for her titties took her to a party she turned around a farted i asked her why she did it she turned around and shited

ATX. How come Brook doesnt have the same feeling. Its only Oshie who thinks she knows best when people are hurt.
Maybe she has a vendetta against Z. Can you gals jst talk about it? quite effective that way

Oshie

“That man is not truly brave who is afraid either to seem or to be, when it suits him to be a coward.”
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@ ATX & TruDiva

At least Z has enough integrity to apolgize and acknowledge an error. You two bitches are yellow belly cowards.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

OK. OK!!!!!!!!!

How ’bout–

My mother and your mother was hangin’ out clothes.

My mother punched your mother in the nose.

What color was the blood???

(((Why are you takin’ me waaaaaay back??))

Lol!!!!

Z (Queen of Bossip Society) I GOT THE JUICE NOW!!!

I would like to formally apologize publically to Brook. I am sorry for putting you on blast in front of everyone. I was wrong and I feel bad about it.
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I don’t want to hear anything about this…

Where’s everyone…I went swimming and now I feel like a million bucks…so I ate some Wendy’s and about to smoke and hit the road again

atx you trying to get me fired bish, that is was funny as hell!!!!

Down, down baby down by the roller coaster.

Sweet, sweet baby, I’ll never letchu go.

shimmy, shimmy coco POP, shimmy, shimmy POW!!!

That was a nice comic effect. Phew!! letting it go..

Oshie: you know i wasnt going to step to your level until you called me a bitch – which i dont take to well.
first of all i aint got no beef with brook all i was saying is that i didnt see what Z did that was so wrong. Brook puts a whole lot of info about herself on bossip rather it be fake or real. so what z did was simply just confronted her about it on bossip.

@ Oshie with no gravie!

WTF are you talking/typing about??

I didn’t even take the time to read all that bullshit!

Life’s too short and my presha rises too high!

Take yo instigating ass somewhere and STFU!

Lol!!!!!!!!

And to think I gave yo stank ass a compliment!

Gimme my gotdamn compliment back!

Sum-mum-a-bish!!

Lol!!!!

@Other Oshie – I don’t think Z wants Ernie however I do think Z did not handle this situation right.

Yes, she could have called her and told her. Maybe that is what you or I would have done but ATX and Z both think honesty is the best policy.

Having been there done that with friends no I would not do that have I done it in the past?? YES because sometimes we do things without thinking and after it happens we may find it was not the best in this situation.

i am done for the day. My sentiments are the same though. Time for Z to move with the wind. I shall find another blog to haunt. BE, Q, MOCK, MAN, AND OSH KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME. PEACE ALL.

Z is right though. Brook will soon vindicate her. big mouth oshie has her way for now. She has succeded in putting her down. Happy?

**shooting HOCK spit at Oshie with no gravie**

Now there!

Satisfied?

ROTFLMAO!!!

**wiping mouth with sleeve**

oh lawdy: dont want to get you fired

tru diva: POPcorn popcorn on the train
lets see Diva do her thang she said a boom da da boom da da boom da da boom da da aw she did

or
12345 my name is te te and i said hi
678910 back it up and be my friend
Oh she think she fine ” baby baby i know im fine”
Oh she think she bad “baby baby i know im bad”

Z–

Don’t go!!

I THINK WE NEED PEACE LOVE AND KUMBAYA IN THE ROOM AT THIS TIME QC AND ATX HOLD MY FUGGIN HADS GRAB BE AND EVERYONE ELSE,

“KUMBAYA MY LAWD. KUMBAYA……………………..”"

ATXChick–

Hole up!!! Hole up!!!

**throwin’ up hands**

How bout—

ummmmmmm….

**thinking….thinking**

@Z – where you going girl?? Don’t leave..

Hey Mock – do you swim every day?

laughing at tru diva getting her compliment back…

How did my name get in this im not in that… dont talk to brook on a every day basics i love my chocalate teddy girl. how did my name get in this because i said i dont think Z said anything wrong hell i didnt even read the whole convo

MY NAME IS LAWDY YEAH
I KNOW I AM FINE YEAH
AND IF YOU MESS WITH ME I WILL KICK YOU BEHIND!!!

Z—

Please don’t leave!!!

One thing I notice is that–

EVERY—SINGLE—TIME we’re enjoying ourselves, there’s always someone checkin’ in just to get shit started.

I thought we left the hate in ’08?

grabbing OH LAWDYS HAND – KUMBAYA! SOMEONE’S CRYING MY LORD KUMBAYA…OOOOOOOHHHHH LORD KUMBAYA

little sally walker walking down the street she didnt know what to do so she jump in front of me…. okay im done

singing solo to kumbaya

@ Z—

*ahem*

**takes a swallow of water**

Me—-me—-me—meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

NOw Z is crying and you guys are singing Kumbuya. How mean can one be!!

**In my bestest singing voice**

If you leave me now, you’ll take away the biggest part of me.

Oh-who-who no baby, please don’t go!!!

Stevie Wonder can see that there is some instigatin’ mufukkas up in here!!!

U.G.L.Y. You ain’t got no aliby, you’re ugly!

**The S is for Sonic
And the U is for Unique
The P is for Perfection,
cause you know that we are Freaks
The E is for Exotic
And the R is for Rap
So tell them nosy people just to STAY THE HELL BACK!!

What’s Good Y’all!!!!!

FYI LACOMBE I LOVE YOU GURL BUT THE S IS FOR SUPER!!!!

it boring yall and its sad because we are trying our best to have fun

Hey Lacombe!!!

*oops! I got too excited!….SUPER

How’s it going Ladies??

I’m going home early today!!! Good night all!

ATXChick

it boring yall and its sad because we are trying our best to have fun
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Excuse me maam, please refrain from whining

BOSSIP ADMINISTRATOR, WHE IS STILL A BOSSIP VIRGIN PLEASE BE NICE TO HER……

OH LAWDY!!!!

BOSSIP ADMINISTRATOR, WHE IS STILL A BOSSIP VIRGIN PLEASE BE NICE TO HER……
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Roger that and out!

BE

@Z – where you going girl?? Don’t leave..

Hey Mock – do you swim every day?
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Girl I try, but with this weather I try to catch the sunny days…I swim @ Balley’s…everyday I try to do something good for my body rather it be parking and walking, using stairs opposed to elevators and smoking (because it cause me to do #2)

Once upon a time, the goose drank wine, the monkey played the fiddle on the sweet potato vine….tjhe vine broke the monkey got choked and they all went to heavenb on a lil row boat!!!!

I wish i could stay and clown with y’all but I just wanted to tell ya’ll Good Afternoon and y’all be Good!!!

where is everybody????

oh lawdy: smh about the goose story

i think they disapeared

my grandma used to sing that to us!!!! you know i am from louisiana, we counrty!!!

Did i miss drama in the kiddie pool, well let me get to scrollin….

yes purp mad drama in here all started with gay ass timtim!!!

LOL lawdy…dag, missed it.

its sad purp you know i love peace and harmony!!!!

we are the world……………..we are the chirren…..we are the one who make a brighter day so lets start givin………

**singing**

“O come all ya faithful….”

what bey is wearing down the street as casual wear, is what dawn is wearing to an event as a dress for occasion, PRICELESS! *BEYONCE MIGHT JUST BE ABLE TO HELP UPGRADE DAWN A LIL*

liz

what bey is wearing down the street as casual wear, is what dawn is wearing to an event as a dress for occasion, PRICELESS! *BEYONCE MIGHT JUST BE ABLE TO HELP UPGRADE DAWN A LIL*
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That is the first time anyone has made that observation, but it is very true! Now when I look at them both wearing the dress the different class levels become very evident

Who’s in here faking my funk?

Well, it’s been a blast folks but as you know, all good things must come to an end.

With that said/typed–I’m up outta here!

Sydney–

If you should log on later, please leave me some contact info for my trip to DC.

Everyone else–

Please be safe!!

Um, bye everyone?

WTF?!

**1TruDiva has left the building**

wut’s going on in here? where did everybody go?

I’m here! *JOY*

PLEASE LEGALIZE IT

For the shear reason of not having to break marijuana down and roll it up…so irritating

neither

roll that shit, light that shit, smoke it.

beyonce of course.

whats goin on in here?

what’s good

that dress is ugly though.

It’s not appealling on either one of these creatures.. So, both the the boot in my Polo boots..

I mean so both get the boot, why not with Timberland boots this time.. Both deserve it.

Souther LA Girl, how you been sweetie

lollllllll@ this corn fry up in here today

Oshie should take down that gravie. It is disgusting. The only Ass I want to look at is a males’s firm brown round booty. I’m sick of chicks I love dic*

@ Oshie

I’m about to do just that, Oshie. Want some?

@ Purple

I said the same thing, Ma.

@Redd Tony

@Redd Tony
Hey love. How you been?
I am good. Just another day and dollar.
Trying to stay afloat.

Damn – I see the WHOLE crew was on earlier. Oh well, hopefully I’m catch them tomorrow.

bbl

Hey Blaze, that other SN and gravie confused me for a minute..

I know I am a thousand years late… The dress is not the best to begin with, but Beyonce feels it out better.

I meant “fills” it out better.

lol @ nikki u

i give it to beyonce, her shoes are sick

hello all

Hey Fallin whats good ? Hun

hey akeys… at the moment… cant find much good.. hows ur evening?

@Angee

Love your “gravie” babe

What’s going on in this peice…

Is Redd Tony still around??? If I wasn’t all wrapped up in my man I might be a bit interested in how U look so just put another fly pic of Che up and my Bossip heart is yours

@ Fallin
I am not happy if your not whats wrong ma ?

@ akeys… missing the ex and wished she missed me as much…

@ Mock Rock Star is taking over

Did you see what I wrote on the other Thread

@ Fallin

I know how you feel you just have to remember the moment. Bask in it’s glow within your heart and be thankful to have had the experience.

AKEYS__ is D.C Bound

@ Mock Rock Star is taking over

Did you see what I wrote on the other Thread
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Naw babe…repost it please

@Fallin

What can I say…I’m gonna IM U…

im not on IM mock… i dont feel like doin shit.. ill prolly sleep… im so frustrated…

AKEYS__ is D.C Bound

@ Fallin

I know how you feel you just have to remember the moment. Bask in it’s glow within your heart and be thankful to have had the experience.
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So, how many hearts have U broke with that type of “talk?”

@

I was alone on Valentine’s Day last year I stayed in watched lifetime movies and porn I was so alone
this year I plan to go out with my girlfriends And I will be with one of them at the end of the night
Yeah baby

@ Fallin

I am here for you Girl

thanks akeys… i dont know how much more i can take… right when i feel ok… i have a bad day…

Thanks Mock!

@ Fallin
Getting over an ex is hard, but if you stay busy and work on getting a life that you enjoy with out them, the time will go by faster and the positives you get by enjoying yourself will put you in a healthier place, as opposed to sitting on a pity pot going woe is me. A gym or volunteering can put you in a positive mode and get you thru the rough times. Good luck and get busy.

@AKEYS

Seen your message…cool, gives me time to get it together so it’s all good when U get here…translation…GET HERE IF U CAN

thanks… goodnight.

@ Fallin Good night

@AKEYS

U have some really good advice…how often have U had to take it yourself???

I hope U don’t leave me on here by myself

i cannot help but think that the dress was initially worn by Beyonce as casual wear and then given to Dawn and she is so happy to wear a designer dress she doesn’t think that maybe Beyonce has alreasy worn it in the public eye and actually wears it to a damn award show!

@AKEYS

Oh well, Mock is out for now

Holla back

@Redd Tony

Put up a pic of Che by himself for a spell

I dont think the dress fltatters neither one of the ladies body types. In fact, the dress is just not cute. But at least Bey was just chillin and silkin it in the dress, and did not wear it out to an event (shame on you Dawn.)But on a lighter note, doesn’t Tyra look like the wax figure of herself in those pics? U better work it ( I guess)

really bossip???

BEYONCE’

The dress is very ugly so it really doesn’t matter who owned it and Dawn kinda reminds me of Kelly Rowland in this pic, not sure if that is a good thing either way.

Beyonce’s (or Sasha, whoever the hell she’s supposed to be) shoes are cute though.

Katt Williams is funny. That is all.

All alone…

@Mock

…..check your email…….i sent you some logos that i did up for you……..i see you restricted access to your photos also……..i was going to do some thousand dollar flash animation that i charge other folks, but i’m not doing it now, because you don’t trust me………anyway enjoy the six graphic logos that i hooked up for you……..sleep………….

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My gravatar is working! Praise be! I love you all.

Hi ya’ll
B definitely rocks it! i mean helllo! she wears it on holiday – walking in the streets, while dawn wheres it on the freakn RED carpet!! Beyonce has such game! LIKE JAY SAYS, SHE WEARS BURBERRY TO SWIM!

BEY ALL DAY

Dress is ugly. No one could wear it well.

the dress is ugly as shit!!! Dawn is my girl but ima go with beyonce

no copetition beyonce make that wanna be look like crap

I hate the dress all together. Both of them have enough funds to get a new one.

Im so tired of everybody swaggin on Beyonce. Clearly Dawn looks better in that dress

OMG!!!! WHEN WILL DARNELL JUS SAY HE’S REALLY A MAN!!! THAT’S NO COMP DAWN LOOKS LIKE A MAN AND SHE TRYS TO ACT LIKE SHE’S 2 GOOD FOR Q. HE NEEDS 2 LET THAT MAN GO AND GET A CUTER MAN LOL