Jennifer Hudson to Shine at the Super Bowl

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JHud is set to perform at this years’ Super Bowl. Finally, someone with real talent joins this years’ line up:

Jennifer Hudson will return to the stage next month for the first time since the tragic murders of her family members. E! Online’s Marc Malkin is reporting that Hudson will sing the national anthem at the Super Bowl on Feb. 1 in Tampa, Florida. “She certainly can nail it,” a source told Malkin. “She proved it at the Democratic National Convention.”

The Oscar-winner was rumored to be performing at next week’s Inaugural but that ended up being false. Hudson is up for four Grammy’s for her self-titled album, including best R&B album, best female R&B vocal performance, best R&B song for “Spotlight” and best R&B performance by a duo or group with vocals for her duet with Fantasia, “I’m His Only Woman.”

We must admit that she’s an excellent choice to belt out the anthem. Also a smart business move on the behalf of the NFL – e’erbody’s gonna tune in to see Jennifer’s debut since the tragedy.

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563 Responses to “Jennifer Hudson to Shine at the Super Bowl”

    Keeping It Real

    Im first…whatever that means…

    High Life (Glockapella)

    1 up

    kahmmillion

    Good!

    symone

    awe good for jen

    High Life (Glockapella)

    I love her voice!

    Godd finally a talent that everyone can appreciate not a crotch grabbing idiot like that Roseanne Barr trout mouth!

    jena4rmthablock

    Good, I hope she blows the roof off tha motha sucka with that voice of hers…cause lawd knows Rihanna will be all off key. Yeah I said it, what of it snitches!!!

    lisa white

    i hope it be the steelers vs. eagles go jen

    Jennifer is back!

    I’m glad its Jennifer and not someone like bossy Beyonce!

    MeMe_Slim

    Good for her. That’s good. I wish she would not have p*****ed on Obama though.

    *****

    GET IT JENNY

    Lnana

    Whatever…if she can sing the the Superbowl, why she can’t sing for the Inauguration…?

    P

    She is one fine woman.

    Tasha

    I’m glad she’s coming back but I do have just one question, how and who would have made the decision for her to perform at the SUPER BOWL and not the INAUGURATION?! Just a question!

    Nonetheless, I’m proud of her for trying to get back on top of things. Hope she also does well at the Grammys which I’m sure she’s going to clean house. May not get all the wins she’s nominated for which is like 7 or 8 awards I think but I’m sure she will get a majority and she deserves it.

    Tasha

    Just read through the comments and I’m glad I’m not the ONLY one wondering how she could p***** up a historic moment for a party but who are we to judge, just curious is all and rightfully so.

    And yes, she’s going to blow the roof off wherever she performs. What would be a real treat is if she were a suprise guest and just appeared at the inaguration, now that would be a sight to see.

    pm

    she can play in the superbowl too, she bout as big as one of those lineman

    pm

    I take that back that was just wrong

    ATXChick

    im so happy that she is finaly steping back into the spot light she needs to be in…

    that was mean whoever said she can play in the superbowl she aint that big…monique on the other hand…

    shavondenise

    Good stuff, if it turns out to be true. I heard she was supposed to be alot of places. It will be interesting to see how she even looks! I havent seen my boo in so long.

    iluvprada

    Well given that she was ’suppose’ to sing for the president…I’ll believe it when I see it! So whenever Jen is really ready, I know she’ll blow everyone away!

    OBAMA!

    TO JENNIFER IS BACK:
    WHY PUT BEYONCE’S NAME IN YOUR POST? GROW UP BOO BOO! HATE TO DISSAPOINT U BUT BEYONCE HAS ALREADY SUNG THE NATIONAL ANTHEM AT THE SUPER BOWL…BEEN THERE DONE THAT. THAT IS ALL JENNIFER WAS ASKED TO DO, SING THE ANTHEM….. I LIKE HER TOO AND MY PRAYERS GO OUT TO HER FOR HER TRAGIDY BUT TO TAKE A SHOT AT BEYONCE LIKE SHE CONTROLS ANTOTHER PERSONS CAREER IS SO CHILDISH. WHEATHER U LIKE IT OR NOT THE FOLKS THAT KILL THE STAGE WERE ASKED BY THE INAUGURAL COMMITTEE TO REP. OBAMA ON OUR DAY IN HISTORY….JENNIFER WOULD HAVE SHINED WITH OR WITH OUT YOUR BASHING BEYONCE TO GIVE JENNIFER LOVE. IT IS 09, BLACK PRESIDENT, LEAVE THE HATE IN 08!I LIVE IN DC AND THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL EVENT IS THE MAIN CONCERT PERFORMANCE, TELEVISED AND MILLIONS IN ATTENDANCE. THE REST ARE NON TELEVISED EVENTS CALLED THE *****….U HAVE TO HAVE AN INVITE AND IT IS NOT THE MAIN CELEBRATION. MARY , BEY AND USHER WILL KILL IT! BE HAPPY FOR THEM!

    Glok9n: The real glok !!! i dont speak in ***** tongues!!!

    I STIL THINK SHE COULDA SAVE HER FAM, THE REWARD MONEY WAS A JOKE !!!

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    If they can’t have me, they can settle for J-Hud!!!

    Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

    sugar&spice

    @ Lnana
    I totally agree.

    Lauren Dawkins Bleeds Green...Go Eagles!!!

    GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!

    She is a great pick!

    Man, I just don't care

    wut up people?

    Fake*****HungryHo's

    I am happy that Jen is trying to get back to it. She is showing much strength, in a time where the wounds are still fresh. I wish her love, light, and peace… words can’t even compensate for all she’s been through, but The Lord is with her.

    Fake*****HungryHo's

    to the person called “Obama”- I know I make many “typos”, but I can spell. I say that so say, “tragidy” is really, “tragedy”, k?

    ATXChick

    hey tru diva, and man

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    Good morning, ATXChick, Lauren and Man!!

    Man, I just don't care

    I think J Hud is an excellent choice. I bet she shines like Whitney did at the ‘92 (I think) SuperBowl)

    C*****ie should perform naked at halftime…

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    The coffee/hot chocolate vending machine is dispensing free hot drinks today.

    YIPPEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

    I feel so blessed!

    Vee (its bossladee if u nasty)

    Good Morning Peeps.
    Special shout out to ATX, 1TruDiva, Man, Glok9n…

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    I watched American Idol last night. Did anyone else watch it?

    @ Man–I know if you didn’t see the entire show, you MUST’VE saw the girl audition in the bikini!!!

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    It’s VEE
    In the place to BEE
    She gave a shout out to ME
    So I’m returning one to THEE!!!

    Lol!!!!!

    Man, I just don't care

    @DIVA
    “I know if you didn’t see the entire show, you MUST’VE saw the girl audition in the bikini!!!”
    _______________________________________________________________

    No, I intended to watch it but I was going back forth on college basketball.

    I only watch American Idol for the rejects too!! Ima YouTube it though…

    ATXChick

    hey vee…

    tru diva: hook me up with some hot chocolate its cold outside…

    man: you stop with all that naked ***** you hear…c*****ie is not going to run around naked at half time…you horny dog

    Vee: get your boy man in line he is thinking with his 2nd head..

    Vee (its bossladee if u nasty)

    ‘Sup y’all. I was running errands late last night and rushed back to the house to see American Idol. But as soon as I turned it on I lost interest. I get embarr*****ed for folks who don’t mind embarr*****ing themselves :-)

    Lady Architect

    She’s a great choice and I am hoping she’s able to do it. I love her new single…hopefully she can complete the video. Wishing her much luck.

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    @ATXChick–

    Since I got three cups, (YES, I did) I’ll send you one.

    Lemme put a lid on it first!

    **cybering hot chocolate to ATXChick**

    Be careful! It’s hot!!!!!!!!

    Aunt Viv

    I think this will be wonderful. JHud is gonna serve it!

    Good morning 1TruDiva, ATX, Lauren, Man, Vee, pm, anyone I missed on the quick scroll up!

    Glok9n: The real glok !!! i dont speak in ***** tongues!!!

    @VEE HEY SUGAR!

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    It’s coming on again tonight. Unless they have someone to top the White Stevie Wonder, then I think I might be rooting for him and a young lady named Deanna. She was good!!!

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    Hi Auntie and Glock!!!

    @ VEE– Tell me you didn’t see my rhymes!

    I should’ve been a rapper!

    LMAO!!!!

    Aunt Viv

    Hi Glok9n boo boo :)

    Aunt Viv

    @ Diva,
    I peeped your rhymes-lil’ Kim ain’t got sh*t on you!

    Vee (its bossladee if u nasty)

    Hey Auntie Viv, Lady Arch!
    @1TruDiva-can I get some hot choc too? Its bbrrrrrrrrrrr cold up here. I stayed home again today.

    Glok9n: The real glok !!! i dont speak in ***** tongues!!!

    GOOD MORNING AUNTIE VIV & 1TRU DIVA !

    Vee (its bossladee if u nasty)

    LOL-cyber-grammy for 1TruDiva, bustin’ rhymes this cold morning! :-)
    @ ATX_W*****up Gurl. You know Man cant resist some naked/sex-related comments. It wouldnt be him!
    @Glok9n-w*****up Hon!
    Woo Y’all its cold…………….

    Man, I just don't care

    @VEE
    “‘Sup y’all. I was running errands late last night and rushed back to the house to see American Idol. But as soon as I turned it on I lost interest. I get embarr*****ed for folks who don’t mind embarr*****ing themselves”
    ____________________________________________________________

    I used to feel “embarr*****ed” for people. Then Lil Wayne started getting recognition. Now I’m never embarr*****ed by anything that I do.

    Thank you Lil Wayne for not having any self respect!

    ATXChick

    vee: look all this staying at home ***** im not having it hell it aint fair to the ones who has to serve masta today

    trudiva: thank you for the hot chocolate (sipping) damn its hot!!!

    aunt viv: hey good morning… i woke up to you this morning (fresh prince) boy you had me cracking up

    Lady Architectitect

    Good Morning Aunti Viv, Veedazzle, 1Tru

    ATXChick

    american idol sucks they need to cancel that show i mean what happen to reuben and fantasia… the only person who is doing well is kelly clarkson

    ATXChick

    i woke up this morning and i really thought it was thursday damn you wednesday LMAO

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    Hey Lady!!

    **cybering some hot chocolate to VEE**

    Ya’ll want some hot chocolate?

    Hell-it’s free!!

    @ Auntie–

    I spit a rhyme for you.

    Hole up…..hole up……

    ATXChick

    man: so what happen to you gravatar

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    OK…..OK….

    1,2…1,2…..

    Whatchu gone do…

    Well Ima spit this rhyme you see it’s me.

    Givin’ special shout outs to my dear Auntie.

    Cause she’s bad, she’s bad, queen of the scene.

    When you check for her you might as well check for me!!!

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Man, I just don't care

    @LADY ARCHITECT

    I like your new gravie.

    Man, I just don't care

    @ATX CHICK
    “man: so what happen to you gravatar”
    ____________________________________________________________

    Ioono. I tried to change it yesterday. **sigh**
    Ima try to change it again though.

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    mornin all of my peeps, to many of you to send individuals……………..gimme dat damn hot chocolate atx and lemme putta lil whipped cream on it for you

    ATXChick

    tru diva: lmao at your free styling

    ATXChick

    oh lawdy: that was so sweet and can you put chocolate sprinkles on it also

    tru diva: oh lawdy is going to put whip cream on my hot chocolate you gave me….

    Oshie

    @Man where were you yesterday when Z wanted a shoulder to cry on?

    Vee (its bossladee if u nasty)

    Hey Oh Lawdy-w*****up girl!!
    @Man-so true, so true…Lil Wayne has made it so that ’standards’ no longer exist in entertainment.
    @ATX-Chile I’m goin be home for the next few weeks so you got-sta get used to it. I’m technically working from home while they update the pcs at the office. But I’m off today, CHILLIN’ :-)
    @1TruDiva-looks like someone is releasing their inner-rapper…LOL

    ATXChick

    man: dust yourself off and try again dear

    Good Morning to True diva and Auntie VIV… DIVA please grab me a cup of that hot cocoa, i need it after busting my tail on the ice on the way to work.. and it aint funny diva i wouldnt laugh if you fell! JK!

    Good Morning to VEE and to Oh Lawdy.. Oh lawdy have mercy on that picture!

    ATXChick

    vee: must be nice hell i wish i can do something to the computers here so i dont have to work… what you getting into this weekend? me, my baby first bday party.

    Oshie

    Good morning!

    @ Fake Me: Go away please!

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    hi mild sauce, i must say you have been nice to me lately, is it because you like my pasty cakes???

    ATXChick

    LMAO at mild for busting that ***** this morning…

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    hey oshie how was the interview

    Oshie

    @ V Lil Wayne is the new wave but for us we are too old school for his *****

    Oshie

    @Man, Z lost a catfight

    Oshie

    She got humiliated

    Vee (its bossladee if u nasty)

    Morning Mild Sauce. Sorry you bust yo ***** (been there, done that). :-)
    Hey Oshie. A’ight yall I’ll check in later. Gotta start a conference call (snooze)…

    Oshie

    @ Lawdy it was very very very good.

    If they pay me right it will be even better.

    ATXChick

    i want some french toast scramble eggs with some cheese, 4 slices of bacon and a side bowl of grits can anyone help me out with that?

    Oshie

    GOD DAMMIT I AM SICK OF THIS *****
    PLIES, YOU USE YOUR OWN GOD DAMN NAME
    THERE IS NO REASON FOR YOU TO BE ON MY ***** 24/7
    JUST USE YOUR OWN NAME AND STOP DESACRATING MINE, TRYING TO START ***** WITH MY FRIENDS AND TALKING ABOUT DATING SITES AND OTHER IRRELEVANT *****.
    GO AWAY AND DON’T COME BACK UNTIL YOU CAN BE YOURSELF.
    OR JUST STAY GONE, *****.

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    fake oshie, why are you stirring the *****???

    Oshie

    I think man needs to know what happened

    tasty t

    J HUD I AM PROUD OF YOU, MY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS IS WITH YOU I AM GLAD THAT GOD HAS GIVEN YOU THE STRENGTH TO GO ON DOING WHAT YOU LOVE TO DO GOD BLESS YOU

    Oshie

    And I think you need to post as yourself or not at all.

    ATXChick

    bye vee

    Lady Architect

    Man, I just don’t care,
    Thanks I was getting tired of my bf taking all of the spotlight in the last pic.

    ATXChick

    okay who is the real oshie please raise your hand

    Man, I just don't care

    @FAKE OSHIE
    “where were you yesterday when Z wanted a shoulder to cry on?”
    ___________________________________________________________

    I had a lot of work to do at my job yesterday.

    Man, I just don't care

    @REAL OSHIE

    I emailed you today… what’s up?

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    real oshie = nakkit booty in th gravie!!!!

    ATXChick

    okay

    Oshie

    Thank you Lawdy. It’s not rocket science.

    Man: email daddy.

    Oshie

    2 things you should all check out:

    Katt Williams: It’s Pimpin Pimpin
    M.I.A., I used to hate her music, but it’s grown on me.

    Razzell Dazzell

    I’m perturbed…..Performing at the super bowl, performing of at the ignuguration….I’ll go for the the latter!

    Man, I just don't care

    @OSHIE
    “2 things you should all check out:

    Katt Williams: It’s Pimpin Pimpin
    M.I.A., I used to hate her music, but it’s grown on me.”
    ___________________________________________________________

    Katt Williams has his moments but I think he is overrated.

    M.I.A. is “meh” to me. Can take it or leave it…

    ATXChick

    yeah katt williams pimpin pimpin is to damn funny

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    your right man i still think steve harvey is funnier!!!

    Oh Lawdy.. did you or did you not here me say i turned over a new leaf and im being nice to my fellow Bossipers, all except one and thats the one i never speak to and never will. But you are cool with me but on that picture, that bootay is grossing me out after busting my tail it does at least give me a laugh! But when it boils down to it a bootay is a bootay like i said as long my significant other doesnt have what i have im cool!

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    ok sauce thanks…you will always have a friend in t”THE LAWDY” there are actually only a few people i dont like

    ATXCHICK… after i busted my tail on the ice.. dude rode by in the car and laughed and i had to laugh myself cause i slid almost 2 feet thats how icy it is in Michigan.. i will get some work done now and they all laughing at me here at work and im trying to laugh it off!

    Oshie

    Katt Williams is overrated, but pimpin pimpin was very good.

    Have ya’ll ever noticed that political speakers, comedians and preachers all use the same format in their speaking?

    1. present uniting theme
    2. tell stories
    (politics, kids, money, sex, etc.)
    3. reintroduce uniting theme
    4. final long story (grand finale)
    5. close with uniting theme

    Oshie

    It’s like what Motown did to pop music,
    verse chorus verse bridge verse coda.

    Actually, I think MLK started the speech thing, or at least made it popular.

    And both of these things happened in the 1960’s.

    WTF does this mean???

    Why am I being so deep today????

    WTF IS GOING ON???!!!

    Oshie

    Anyway, ya’ll are being too quiet.

    ***** all ya’ll.

    LOL

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    ROTFLMAO @ mild sauce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I’m sorry baby! I HAD to laugh!! I’ma go ‘head and give you TWO big cups with EXTRA whipped cream just ’cause I LMAO @ you!

    You still lub me, though–right??????

    Lemme ask you a question–Did you just straight fall or did you struggle trying to stop the fall and just said “***** it” and gave in to it??

    I’m just wondering….

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    OSHIE B’Goshie!!!!!!!!!!

    What up, homie?!!

    ♥ pYnK (AKA DIPSET HATER)

    Oh this is wonderful news!

    MissBlaze43

    Go’head, Girl. Do ya thing.

    So this is where y’all are.

    What’s up OSHIE
    1TueDiva
    ATXChic (You stayin’ out of trouble?)
    Oh Lawdy
    PYnk

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    blaze wahts up mizz naztee

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    MissBlaze43–

    **cybering you some hot chocolate cuz it’s free today**

    Man, I just don't care

    Damn yall bein quiet.

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    I think I’ma start rappin’ again.

    My name is Diva and I’m the best

    all the DJ’s want

    to feel my *****!!!

    ROTFLMAO @ Coming to America!

    That movie was the funniest *****!!

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    **In my MC Lyte’s voice**

    Hot damn hoe STFU

    gone be some *****

    (here we go again)

    Vee (its bossladee if u nasty)

    Hey I’m baaaaaaaaaaack.
    What did I miss–or is it a slow day???

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    OK. OK. I got another one—

    (hell, I’m on a roll!!)

    To the hip, hop, hippie to the hippity hip hip hop ya don’t stop rockin’ to the bang bang boogie and up jump the boogie to the rhytmn of the boogity beat.

    Now whatchu hear is not a test, I’m rappin’ to the beat……

    MissBlaze43

    @ Oh Lawdy
    I’m just chillin’ today

    @ 1TruDiva
    I just did a Birthday Song for my daughter. She said she loved it.

    @ Man I just don’t care
    Why don’t you give us something to talk about then.

    Vee (its bossladee if u nasty)

    Hey MissBlaze!

    MissBlaze43

    Hey, Vee

    It’s kinda of slow. I was on the other thread regarding the GAY CARTOONS.

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    Aw shiiiitt!

    I’m rappin my a$$ off!!

    …and me, the group, and my friends are gonna try to move ya feet.

    See I….am…..TruDiva and I’d like to say hello!

    To the black, to the white, the red and the brown, the purple and yellow.

    But first I gotta bang, bang, the boogie to the boogie said up jump the boogie to the bang, bang, boogie let’s rock, you don’t stop rock the rhythmn that makes your body rock!

    BE

    Hey Eerbody!!

    I’m so happy Jennifer is coming back to sing after her tragedy. I lover her album!

    BE

    Hey Ms. Blaze, Oh Lawdy, VEE, TruDiva, Man, Oshie

    Ermy Erm (Blah, its snowy. Took me 2 flippin hrs to get to work!)

    I think Jen mighta p*****ed on the Inauguration cuz it came up hella fast. If you really think about it, the inauguartion would be a more personal crowd of her peers and more likely for ppl to be coming up to her nonstop asking her how she’s doing. Some ppl cant deal with that after a death. After my grandmother p*****ed I steered clear from ppl cuz i would break down whenever someone asked me that and she died of natural causes.

    But at the Superbowl she can sing and call it a day. Maybe she was thinking of her mental well being. Idk.

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    Hi BE–

    I hope Jennifer does so well that they record it like they did Whitney!

    Is she still singing at the inauguration or did Ree-Ree box her outta that spot?

    Ermy Erm (Blah, its snowy. Took me 2 flippin hrs to get to work!)

    What it do BE, 1TRU, Vee, Oh Lawdy, Man…and if I missed someone howdy do on this wintry and sloppy morning

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    Give me a HO if you’ve got your funky bus fare…HO HO HO

    There’s a double dutch bus comin’ down the street
    Movin pretty fast
    So kinda shuffle your feet
    Get on the bus and pay your fare
    And tell the driver that you’re
    Goin’ to a Double Dutch Affair
    Fe Fi Fo Fum
    Well I’ll be darn here it comes
    The Double Dutch Bus is on the street
    You’d better get off the curb
    Move your feet

    Bus fare trans-p*****
    That’s the way my money lasts
    Ain’t got no car to get around
    When I go to work I’ve gotta go downtown
    Now I’ve missed my train
    That’s a darn shame
    When I’m running late no sleep’s to blame
    If you’ve gotta wife you know I’m right
    Gotta special man well I can understand
    Uptown, downtown everybody’s getting down
    Say uptown say downtown
    Well I’ve missed my bus I know I’m late
    I’ve gotta do something I know I hate
    I’m gonna walk to work fifteen blocks
    I already got a hole in my socks
    Go ahead and laugh that’s okay
    Cause what I really wanna say
    I got bad feet my corns hurt
    To top it off I’m lost for work
    Let me tell you what I say
    When I’m dealing with the funky sidewalk
    Let me show you how to walk
    When I gotta do my funky walk
    Let me tell you what I say
    When I’m dealing with the funky sidewalk
    I say sssssssss-sugar

    FRANKIE: Hilzi, gilzirls! Yilzall hilzave t’ milzove ilzout the wilzay silzo the gilzuys can plilzay bilzasket-bilzall
    (Hey girls! Y’all have to move out the way so the guys can play basketball)

    GIRLS: I say wizzat? Nizzo-izzo wizzay!
    (Say what? No way!)

    FRANKIE: Yizzall bizzetter mizzove!
    (Y’all better move!)

    GIRLS: I say wizzat? Willze illzain’t millzovin’…
    (Say what? We ain’t movin!)

    FRANKIE: Shillzu-gillzar! ….., bilzzaby!
    (Sugar! …..baby!)

    GIRLS: Willze illzare plizzayin’ dizzouble dizzutch!
    (We are playin’ double dutch)

    FRANKIE: Millze cillzan sillzome ….plilzay dilzzouble dilzutch!
    (…..play double dutch!)

    GIRL: Hilzzoo?
    (Who?)

    FRANKIE: My gizzirl!
    (My girl!)

    GIRL: Brillzing her izzin!
    (Bring her in!)

    FRANKIE: Izzo kizzay!
    (OK!)

    GIRL: Izzall rizzight…
    (All right…)

    FRANKIE: Izzo kizzay!
    (OK!)

    GIRL: Izzall rizzight! Nizzow wizzee wilzzo-izzo-zee!
    (All right! Now we will see!)

    Bip, bomp, bam alakazam
    But only when you’re grooving
    With the Double Dutch Man
    Put on your skates don’t forget your rope
    Cause I know I’m gonna see you
    At my Double Dutch Show
    Rebecca, Lolita, Veshawn and Dawn
    Everytime you do the Double Dutch you really turn it on ‘
    Bilzarbra, Mitzery, Milzetty, Kilsan
    Titzommy, Kitzerrance, Kilzommy that’s my man
    Come on get on my Double Dutch Bus
    (The Double Dutch Bus)

    Let me hear you say do that
    (Do that)
    Let me hear you say Do that again
    (Do that again)
    Let me hear you say do the do
    Let me hear you say do the do the do
    Do the do, do do do do do

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    Hey Ermie Erm!!

    BE

    Hey ATX

    Hey Mild – yeah I would have laughed too if I saw you fall!!

    Are you all working on Tuesday? I’m stayiing home for the inauguration I wish I had a party to go to though

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    Aw shiiiiiiiiiiit!

    We gotta battle going!!!

    **slippin’ on 8 ball jacket and Bamboo earrings. at least two pair**

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    that was for you diva :mrgreen:

    BE

    Hey Ermie Erm

    TruDiva – I agree with Erm it would have been painful to think about singing at the time they asked her. With grief a couple of weeks can make a difference.

    Ermy Erm (Blah, its snowy. Took me 2 flippin hrs to get to work!)

    **slippin’ on 8 ball jacket and Bamboo earrings. at least two pair**

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Heyal naw! LOL you took it waaaaaay back

    Vee (its bossladee if u nasty)

    Oh Boy-there is some SERIOUS ol’ skool rappin’ going on in here. Is this what we’ve been reduced to???
    @ MissBlaze-that pic of Batman & Robin kissing is disturbing, yet funny I think?
    Hey Be, Ermy Erm…what’s new???

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    “I’ll take your man, right out the box
    and put him under my padlock–

    Something-something-something-something

    “Cuz I’ll take your man!!!!!”

    NEXT………………

    ** throws hands in air and drops mike on floor**

    BE

    FRANKIE: Yizzall bizzetter mizzove!
    (Y’all better move!)

    GIRLS: I say wizzat? Willze illzain’t millzovin’…
    (Say what? We ain’t movin!)

    ********************
    I never knew what the hell they was saying in this song….I still jammed to it though.

    But are those real words??

    Ermy Erm (Blah, its snowy. Took me 2 flippin hrs to get to work!)

    Yall hear about this 25cent scam? I just checked my credit card and happy to say there was no charge. smh @ all typa criminals today. dayum

    DIVA… I stepped out the door going to my car trying to run and slid about 2 feet to the next car, i fell right on my ***** and when somebody laughs you gotta laugh but my laugh was like yeah right .. get the f–k on down the street. *****ody even said are you ok but its cool im holding a grudge the next person i see fall im gonna crack up!

    Vee (its bossladee if u nasty)

    @ Be-I’m going to DC for the inauguration.
    @1TruDiva-U are too right? Where are you coming from?

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    **picks up mike and hands it to OH LAWDY**

    Ermy Erm (Blah, its snowy. Took me 2 flippin hrs to get to work!)

    Vee it is NASTY and SLOPPY in da Chi right about now and its supposed to drop below zero for a good minute. But i still LOVE CHICAGOoOOoooOOOoOO!! :)

    Ermy Erm (Blah, its snowy. Took me 2 flippin hrs to get to work!)

    i fell right on my ***** and when somebody laughs you gotta laugh but my laugh was like yeah right .. get the f–k on down the street. *****ody even said are you ok but its cool im holding a grudge the next person i see fall im gonna crack up!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    LMAO @ mild…awwwww.

    BE… How dare you , i thought you was my friend on here… well alright i will save my laugh for your mis-haps but i know if you fall you probably wont tell us! LOL! i got it in for Be!!!

    BE

    @Vee – Hey Miss!

    I could not even go in that batman/robin thread kissing. how could they do that do a cartoon?? Why don’t they make up new cartoon characters for that crap? That is why I don’t watch Adult Swim…seems sick to me

    Lacombe Redbone (Up Early In Da Mornin', I Jump Shive!)

    “…Sign Me Up For That Booty Duty!!”

    It’s Hump Day Y’all!! Let’s Get It Poppin’!!!

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    @ mild–

    I’m soooooooooooo sorry baby but I think if I saw my grandma fall (RIP) I’d laugh!

    I can’t help it!

    The thing that gets me with people falling is this–

    Go ‘head and fall!!!! It’s funny as ***** when you spend all that energy slippin’ and slidin’ trying to NOT to fall!

    LMAO!!!!!

    **I have tears in my eyes**

    Hey ERm.. Im right around the way from you so i know when we get bad weather you chi-s do too! Dont tell Nik U i busted my butt she may think im a clumsy ***** fool!

    Vee (its bossladee if u nasty)

    LMAO @ 1TruDiva, throwing the mic down!
    I envision myself being able to sing (which I CANT), belting out something deep and then playfully tossing the mic at a chic like ‘Take THAT hoe’! LOL
    Clearly God knew who-to-give-what-talents-to. HAHA

    BE

    @Mild – How dare you , i thought you was my friend on here… well alright i will save my laugh for your mis-haps but i know if you fall you probably wont tell us! LOL! i got it in for Be!!!
    ********************
    I still have love for ya! But I am goofy for the falling, I even laugh at my self while I am on the ground. One day my daughter fell and I laughed so hard and she started crying but I could not stop. She did not fall that hard but I think I hurt her feelings!! I felt bad afterwards and had to take her to the store and buy her a toy.

    NYC Gal

    Welcome back Jennifer! I will be watching you sing the National Athem at Superbowl! Only watching you Ms. Jen!

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    @ VEE–

    If you’re talking about the inauguration, I’ll be coming from NC. I’m leaving late Monday night because it’s going to be a madhouse. I’m still trying to find out if they’ll allow video cameras.

    Diva.. you mean to tell old mild you would laugh at a grandma that fell.. you are too mean girl!!

    Ermy Erm (Blah, its snowy. Took me 2 flippin hrs to get to work!)

    lol @ mild…man I slid and did the arms out to the side for balance move. I shoulda just let myself fall cuz now I got a pulled muscle in my arm smh

    BE

    @Vee – I was going to go to DC for the inauguration for sentimental and historical purposes but I forgot that I hate crowded places..so I will just watch on TV. There are alot of parties in the NY/NJ area though

    ms meca

    GLAD TO SEE HER BACK!! SHE IS SUCH A STRONG WOMAN

    Vee (its bossladee if u nasty)

    @1TruDiva-I worked in NC recently! Pity I didnt meet any cool people like u while I was there.
    Ok-well I’m coming from Philly. We’re taking a busload of folks, leaving in the WEE hours on Tuesday. I know alot of roads will be closed but I’m hoping for the best. I went to the Million Man March so I know what to expect.

    Be.. its seems to more funnier when you try not to laugh right> my girl fell in some high heels and grabbed on to me and i was like ok .. i love you but dont take me down with you1 She did a Dr j and almost pulled me down with her! I hate that please dont hold me just fall on your own! lol!

    BE

    Hey Lacombee!!! Yeah it is hump day..but I’ll be off after today until next wednesday.

    ok yall snitches old mild got to do some work in between rubbing my sore butt.. later yall!

    Redd Tony

    Do ya thing J-Hud!

    Man, I just don't care

    what’s the convo about?

    Lacombe Redbone (Up Early In Da Mornin', I Jump Shive!)

    Hey Beautiful Be!!!
    What, you taking a vacation from your job or bossip?

    Vee (its bossladee if u nasty)

    @ Be-I know. It will be VERY crowded but like you said, my desire to witness history and just be in that atmosphere trumped my dislike for crowds. Holla at you guys later-I’m off to exercise my lazy butt!

    ATXChick

    VEE: HOW WAS THAT CONFERENCE CALL…. IM BORED

    BE

    @Mild – its seems to more funnier when you try not to laugh right> my girl fell in some high heels and grabbed on to me and i was like ok .. i love you but dont take me down with you1 She did a Dr j and almost pulled me down with her! I hate that please dont hold me just fall on your own! lol!
    ******************
    Yeah not trying to fall is even FUNNIER!!! I would not want anyone to hold on to me either if they were falling…I might move out the way. I mean bones not repairing the way they used to…I can’t just do random falling..nope..LOL!!

    Man, I just don't care

    @EVERYONE

    Fallin Poet says hello and that she is a lil depressed about Valentine’s Day.

    What are everyone’s thoughts on Valentine’s Day?

    I hate it and think it is a corporate gimmick that forces men to buy gifts.

    MissBlaze43

    Hey, BE.

    Redd Tony

    I hate Valentines Day!

    BE

    @Lacombe – just taking some days off of work because my sister-in-law is coming up from Charolotte. YOu know I am addicted to Bossip I’ll probably be on when me and her not acting silly! she and I are really close so we act like real sisters

    BE

    Hey Miss BBBLLLAAZZZEE!!!!

    Hey Redd!

    @Man – tell fallin poet to stop making us sad we trying to have fun! and stop talking and get to lurking…with her trick *****!! LOL

    I LOVE VALENTINES DAY!! GIFTS AND LOVE WHO CAN ASK FOR A BETTER HOLIDAY BESIDES MY BIRTHDAY!

    @Men – stop being cheap and buy nice gifts!!

    Lacombe Redbone (Up Early In Da Mornin', I Jump Shive!)

    Valentine’s Day is dumb!!!! Why can’t i get flowers on Flag Day, Ash Wednesday, or the day Spring begins??? How about buying me some Victoria’s Secret draws when you see my ***** with holes in it!! Huh….Huh???

    Necy

    I’m glad that she’s moving on with her life!!! Good for her… that should be a treat to us(her fans).

    Man, I just don't care

    @REDD TONY
    “I hate Valentines Day!”
    ___________________________________________________________

    Oh yeah, dawg. Woe is you though if you don’t buy that special female something though.

    WOE IS YOU!!

    BE

    @ATX – I thought you were changing your gravie?? I still see your cutie pie..

    MissBlaze43

    @ Vee
    @ BE

    Yeah, I had to let some of them know though – if you want to get upset about something, why not the fact that they have DISNEY cartoon characters having sex.

    Man, I just don't care

    @BE
    @LACOMBE

    It ain’t really the gifts that’s a problem (well that is too but that’s beside the point). The problem is corporate America creating this day strictly to sell more *****.

    I’ve hated it for a while. Mother’s Day too…

    Lauren Dawkins Bleeds Green...Go Eagles!!!

    HEY GUYS!

    BE

    @Lacombe – Valentine’s Day is dumb!!!! Why can’t i get flowers on Flag Day, Ash Wednesday, or the day Spring begins??? How about buying me some Victoria’s Secret draws when you see my ***** with holes in it!! Huh….Huh???

    ***********************

    LOL@ holes in draws!!

    Flowers anytime is beautiful but that is the day you hint around to the LARGE TICKET ITEMS such as:

    1. Diamond Necklace
    2. rings
    3. Tennis bracelets
    4. expensive pocketbooks
    5. insanely priced boots
    6. furs

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    BACK THE ***** UP BISHES….HERE YA GO ( THANKS FOR THE MIKE DIVA)

    Salt and Pepa’s back, and we came to out rap you
    So get out my face before I smack you
    Ho, don’t you know? Can’t you understand?
    If you mess with me I’ll take you man

    Well I’ll take your man right out the box
    And put him under my padlocks
    So when you see us together chillin’ in the place
    Cold walkin’ and sportin’ him in your face
    Go ahead roll your eyes, suck your teeth
    Keep huffin’ and puffin’ like a dog in heat
    You can call me a crook, a robber, a thief
    But I’ll be your butcher if you got beef
    You know what’s up – I ain’t no poo-putt
    Cuz Pepa kick butts off dumb, young bucks like you
    And the rest of your crew
    If moms want static I’ll dis her, too
    So scram you know who I am
    Damn, chick, don’t play me, punk cuz I’ll take your man

    I’ll take your man whenever I feel like it
    This ain’t a threat or a bet, it’s a damn promise
    From me to you, your sex life’s through
    If you get another lover, I’ll take him, too
    All I have to do is say a rhyme or two
    And he’ll hop and leave you like a kangaroo
    I’ll make him heel for me even steal for me
    His mother and father he’d kill for me
    That’s what you get for trying to play smart
    Now take a hike with that slayed-up heart
    Girl, you don’t know if you’re comin’ or goin’
    Look at your face – your jealousy’s growin’ and showin’
    Don’t get mad – you don’t have the right
    I throw below solo but ladylike on the mic
    Psyche is where I win my battles
    I’ll handle you like a baby with a rattle
    Don’t make me prove to you that I can
    Either give him up or get slammed – I’ll take your man

    I’ll take your man, that’s right but just for spite
    Because you tried to dis me when I was on the mic
    But I really don’t want him, the guy ain’t fly, shoot
    He can’t afford to buy a Fila suit
    Runs the same old gear, never has fresh wear
    What he whispered in my ear I can’t repeat here
    I don’t wanna seem to be so damn mean
    But you’re the hippiest critter I ever seen
    Before I got on the stage you wished me good luck
    Turned around and told your friends I suck
    Well look at you now – you ain’t got *****ody
    Searching for love in a fifth of Bicardi
    You look bad, girl, you look like you’re dying
    Ain’t no use in crying – I’ll take your man

    Yo, Cher, school this fool!
    I’ll take your man, your fiancee, your husband
    You ain’t Alice, this ain’t Wonderland
    And when I say I will you know I can
    Don’t mess with me cuz I’ll take your man

    I’ll take your man anytime, at the drop of a dime
    Cuz he’s rappin’ and strappin’ so hard on mine
    Everywhere I turn, everywhere I look
    The brother’s eyein’ me down, he’s staring down my throat
    But he’s a ducker sucker, soft-hearted punk
    Goin’ skiing for skeezers, stunts for blunt
    So that’s why y’all have so many things in common
    Him for just robbin’, you for lap slobbin’
    I never ever went out my way to get played
    Keeping guys like yours held down at bay
    You know I can, I got the upper-hand
    Tramp, you don’t stand a chance cuz I’ll take your man

    Most girls have guys that’s good to go
    But yours is slow – he’s a freakin’ a-hole
    The fact still stands, there’s no change in plans
    “Yo, Pepa, your wish is my command!”
    Now you know, you know I’ll take your…man

    Check him out, you see what I mean?
    He’s leading the pack as the fellas scream
    “Go, Sandy! Get busy! Go, Sandy! Get busy!”
    It’s so easy to make ‘em fall for me, Heather
    No man can resist Salt and Pepa
    Because we’re perfect from head to toe
    It’s not speculation – your man says so
    Revenge is sweet but payback’s a trip
    Girlfriend, you won’t know which is which
    But I’ll tell you this: Don’t try to answer this jam
    Because if you do then I’ll take your…
    And I’ll take your…
    And we’ll take your man

    Lacombe Redbone (Up Early In Da Mornin', I Jump Shive!)

    Be…
    Oh ok, Ladies Doing It Big for da 2009!!! Hell Yeah!! That sounds fun! Well, you drink enough of them mojito’s for me too, alright! lol :)

    Hey Fallin!!! :wink:

    elle

    congrats to her..though singing at the inauguration would have been WAY better than singing at the super bowl

    qc704

    sup folks

    BE

    Hey Ms. Philly!!

    @Miss Blaze – Yeah, I had to let some of them know though – if you want to get upset about something, why not the fact that they have DISNEY cartoon characters having sex.

    ************************
    aw man..disney carttons are having sex!! what is the world coming to

    @Man – It ain’t really the gifts that’s a problem (well that is too but that’s beside the point). The problem is corporate America creating this day strictly to sell more *****.

    I’ve hated it for a while. Mother’s Day too…

    *************************

    I agree they do pimp us out on Valentines day…but it is a special time to get that special gift for a special someone. I usually get my daughter a gift and my son. I mean I love them too!

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    @ VEE–

    Just remember–we can’t be trying to get our cute on ’cause it’s going to be cold as heck AND we’ll undoubtly have to do a lot of walking.

    I’m wearing my bubble jacket and boots and gloves and a hat!

    There’s not reason for ANYONE to have on 3″ heels in all that walking!

    Shoot–Obama’s not going to even be lookin’ at that!!

    Lol!!!!!!!!!!!

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    BACK TO BACK ON THAT *****!!!

    The ladies will kick it, the rhyme that is wicked
    Those that dont know how to be pros get evicted
    A woman can bear you, break you, take you
    Now its time to rhyme, can you relate to
    A sister dope enough to make you holler and scream

    [monie love]
    Ayo, let me take it from here, queen…
    Excuse me but I think Im about do
    To get into precisely what I am about to do
    Im conversating to the folks that have no whatsoever clue
    So listen very carefully as I break it down for you
    Merrily merrily merrily merrily hyper happy overjoyed
    Pleased with all the beats and rhymes my sisters have employed
    Slick and smooth throwing down the sound totally a yes
    Let me state the position: ladies first, yes? (yes)

    (yeah, theres going to be some changes in here)

    [monie love]
    Believe me when I say being a woman is great, you see
    I know all the fellas out there will agree with me
    Not for being one but for being with one
    Because when its time for loving its the woman that gets some
    Strong, stepping, strutting, moving on
    Rhyming, cutting, and not forgetting
    We are the ones that give birth
    To the new generation of prophets because its ladies first

    [queen latifah]
    I break into a lyrical freestyle
    Grab the mic, look into the crowd and see smiles
    Cause they see a woman standing up on her own two
    Sloppy slouching is something I wont do
    Some think that we cant flow (cant flow)
    Stereotypes, they got to go (got to go)
    Im a mess around and flip the scene into reverse
    (with what? ) with a little touch of ladies first

    Who said the ladies couldnt make it, you must be blind
    If you dont believe, well here, listen to this rhyme
    Ladies first, theres no time to rehe*****
    Im divine and my mind expands throughout the universe
    A female rapper with the message to send the
    Queen latifah is a perfect specimen

    [monie love]
    My sister, can I get some?

    [queen latifah]
    Sure, monie love, grab the mic and get dumb

    [monie lovie]
    Yo, praise me not for simply being what I am
    Born in l-o-n-d-o-n and sound american
    You dig exactly where Im coming from
    You want righteous rhyming, imma give you some
    To enable you to aid yourself and get paid
    And the material that has no meaning I wish to slay
    Pay me every bit of your attention
    Like mother, like daughter, I would also like to mention
    I wish for you to bring me to, bring me to the rhythm
    Of which is now systematically given
    Desperately stressing Im the daughter of a sister
    Whos the mother of a brother whos the brother of another
    Plus one more; all four
    Have a job to do, we doing it
    Respect due, to the mother whos the root of it
    And next up is me, the m-o-n-i-e l-o-v-e
    And Im first cause Im a l-a-d-i-e

    [queen latifah]
    Contact and in fact, the style, it gets harder
    Cooling on the scene with my european partner
    Laying down track after track, waiting for the climax
    When I get there, thats when I tax
    The next man, or the next woman
    It doesnt make a difference, keep the competition coming
    And Ill recite the chapter in verse
    The title of this recital is ladies first

    BE

    Hey QC!!

    Lauren Dawkins Bleeds Green...Go Eagles!!!

    HEY BE!!!

    I’m sending you an e-card on Valentines day, just because you said it was dumb! lol

    Man, I just don't care

    test

    elle

    and to butt in like I always do..if you are not buying your special someone something on a daily basis waiting for valentine’s day to buy something shows how fake you are

    needing a day to show someone you love them is wack

    Redd Tony

    @Man

    I concur

    @Be

    Dont make me throw up…Its a recession, aint none of that ***** poppin off this year but hard ***** and a $2 bubble bath!

    Man, I just don't care

    @BE
    “I agree they do pimp us out on Valentines day…but it is a special time to get that special gift for a special someone. I usually get my daughter a gift and my son. I mean I love them too!”
    _____________________________________________________________

    *****ody likes getting goughed like that. I hate it sooo much.

    Redd Tony

    @Lauren

    What up baby…You need to show that whole beautiful face of urs

    BE

    Monie Love – I forgot all abot her – that was my girl..

    @Everyone – TTYL – i have a meeting

    @man – tell falling poet don’t send me no e-mails talking ***** either!!

    Lacombe Redbone (Up Early In Da Mornin', I Jump Shive!)

    **printing out Be’s Large Ticket Items list to give to my cheap ***** husband**

    Hey Ms. Philly and QC704!!! Happy Hump Day Ladies!! :)

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    WHAT THE ***** DIVA, YOU FORGOT ABOUT RAPPIN, I DESERVE SOME *****ING PROPS….I HAD TO THINK HARD ABOUT THOSE 2 SONGS….SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!!!!

    Man, I just don't care

    @ELLE
    “and to butt in like I always do..if you are not buying your special someone something on a daily basis waiting for valentine’s day to buy something shows how fake you are

    needing a day to show someone you love them is wack”
    ______________________________________________________________

    If it wasn’t for Valentine’s Day I would only have to buy stuff for the Birthday and every other Christmas.

    Lauren Dawkins Bleeds Green...Go Eagles!!!

    @Redd…
    Thanks boo..I think I’m going to change the gravie in a min.

    but how you doin sweetheart?? Now are you the one that said you don’t like Valentines day?? That;s a day you can make up for everything you did worng the past year, lol.

    Man, I just don't care

    @LACOMBE

    I liked ur pics too. I meant to tell you that.

    BE

    @Redd – Dont make me throw up…Its a recession, aint none of that ***** poppin off this year but hard ***** and a $2 bubble bath!

    ********************
    mmmm…you get what you give!!

    Yeah it is a recession and I have not hinted around for anything big, I was just messing with yall! but $2 bubble bath – that will get you NONE!!! NADA!!!!ZERO!!!

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    (‘Roxanne, feel it!’
    ‘A world premiere….’) [echoes]

    Well, my name is Roxanne, a-don’t ya know
    I just a-cold rock a party, and I do this show
    I said I met these three guys, and you know that’s true
    A-let me tell you and explain them all to you:
    I met this dude with the name of a hat
    I didn’t even walk away, I didn’t give him no rap
    But then he got real mad, and he got a little tired
    If he worked for me, you know he would be fired
    His name is Kangol, and that is cute
    He ain’t got money, and he ain’t got the loot
    And every time that I see him, he’s always a-beggin’
    And all the other girls that he’s always tryin’ to leggin’
    Every time that he sees me, he says a rhyme
    But, see, compared to me it’s weak compared to mine
    A-every time I know that I am sayin’ somethin’ fresher
    In any category I’m considered the best
    And every time that I say it there ain’t nothin’ less
    And everybody knows I will win the contest
    So, then, after that came the Educated Rapper
    His fingers started snappin’, and my hands start to clappin’
    Every time-a that I see him, everything he say
    A-every time he says, he says it dumber this way:
    He said-a, ‘Yeah, you know your mother’s name is Mary,’
    But all he wanna do is just-a bust a cherry
    Every time that I see him, he’s sayin’ somethin’ new
    But let me explain to him what he should do:
    He should be like me, a fly MC
    Don’t never have to bite, we’re always right
    I have the freshest rhymes that I do recite
    And after that, and you know it’s true
    Well, let me tell you somethin’ else about the Doctor, too:
    He ain’t really cute, and he ain’t great
    He don’t even know how to operate
    He came up to me with some bull***** rap
    But let me tell you somethin’ ’cause you know it was wack
    So when he came up to me, I told him to step back
    He said, ‘You call yourself an MC?’ I said, ‘This is true,’
    He said, ‘Explain to me really what MCs must do.’
    I said, ‘Listen very close ’cause I don’t say this every day:
    My name is Roxanne, and they call me ShantŽ.’
    But every time-a I say a rhyme-a just-a like-a this-a
    It’s something that you MCs just won’t-a miss-a
    And if you think it’s cute-a, and you think it’s all right
    But, see, you said it in a language so you wouldn’t have to bite
    You started talkin’ Pig Latin, didn’t make no sense
    You thought you was cute, yeah, you thought you was a prince
    You’re walkin’ down the block, holdin’ your jock
    But everybody knows that you’re all on my yacht
    I’m just the devastatin’, always rockin’, always have the *****s clockin’
    Everybody knows it’s me, yeah, the R-O-X-A-N-N-E, yeah
    Down with everybody fresh and everyone that I possess
    And every time I do it right-a, everyone is sure to bite-a
    Every time I do it, yeah, you know it is-a me-a
    Rockin’ on the beat-a that you can see
    And every time I have a DJ like Ice
    He ain’t right, yeah, he ain’t nice
    Because a-everything he does is off-the-wall
    Compared to my man Marley Marl
    The way he gets on the tables, yes
    Everyone knows that he is fresh
    So, the UTFO crew, you know what you can do
    Lemme tell you one for me, and then I’ll tell you one for you
    Every time you sayin’ somethin’ just-a like-a this-a
    It ain’t nothin’ that I don’t wanna miss-a
    And if you’re thinkin’ that I’m bitin’ your beat
    Well, then you just better know, and a-listen to me
    Because my name is Roxanne-a, and I came to say
    I’m rockin’ to the beat-a, and I do it every day
    I’m conceited, never beated, never heard of defeated
    I’m rockin’ to the beat-a, and you know it is-a me-a:
    The R-O-X-A-N-N-E-a
    And if you wanna play a little game for me
    Lemme show you what you can do, baby
    ‘Cause with a twist of my cheek, and a twist of my wrist
    I have all the *****s droppin’ down like this
    Yeah, I am fly but don’t take this
    And everybody knows I don’t go for it
    So, if you’re tryin’ to be cute and you’re tryin’ to be fine
    You need to cut it out ’cause it’s all in your mind
    Tryin’ to be like me, yeah, is very hard
    You think you are God, but you do eat lard
    Tryin’ to be cute, and you’re tryin’ to be fly
    Don’t you know you wish you could be my guy?
    So I can take you home, make you relax
    And everybody knows that you’re out there, tryin’ to tax
    Like corn-on-the-cob, you’re always tryin’ to rob
    You need to be out there, get yourself a job
    Yeah, you’re tryin’ to be in search of a Roxanne
    But lemme let ya know–you’re not a real man
    ‘Cause a Roxanne needs a man, and yes:
    Someone fresh who always address
    Someone, yeah, who will never fess
    And then I’ll say, yeah, the rest
    ‘Cause everybody knows how the story goes
    There’s no ifs, no ands, no buts, or suppose
    No *****e up your nose, no dope in your vein
    And then it won’t cause no kind of pain
    But yet, and still, you’re tryin’ to be fly
    I ask you a question, I wanna know why:
    Why’d ya have to make a record ’bout me
    The R-O-X-A-N-N-E?

    (‘Roxanne, Roxanne, {‘Oh, my goodness!’}
    I wanna be your man
    Roxanne, Roxanne

    Lauren Dawkins Bleeds Green...Go Eagles!!!

    Lacombe! What it do shawty? lol…sike Happy Hump dya my friend…I’m livin for the weekend these days.

    Lauren Dawkins Bleeds Green...Go Eagles!!!

    C’MON with these dumb ***** songs taking all the *****e!

    qc704

    sup lancombe
    and man
    and be
    and oshie
    and redd
    and stx (if ur still here..ive missed you.)

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    COME ON MS PHILLY WE HAVIN FUN!!!!! ITS WEDNESDAY GIRL!!!!

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    Awww hell–it’s on an’ poppin’

    *******es mike from OH LAWDY**

    **1TruDiva has gots to one-up OH LAWDY so I throw the mike up in the air while performing a no hand back flip followed by a cartwheel which ends up into a forward roll**

    **catches mike while easing into a standing position**

    “To the left, to the left. To the left, to the left”

    **Notices Beyonce who is hovering in the shadows walking off in a huff with Jay-Z close behind**

    Lacombe Redbone (Up Early In Da Mornin', I Jump Shive!)

    Thanks, Man! :wink:
    Why don’t you have up any of you and ya boys?? I was hoping to see what dem B.R. Boys talkin’ bout!!!! lol

    …And did you see my easter pic’s? Cause i took pictures with The Dirtbags and they’re from B.R. You may know them!

    shaka

    she looks beautiful

    Man, I just don't care

    @BE
    “mmmm…you get what you give!!

    Yeah it is a recession and I have not hinted around for anything big, I was just messing with yall! but $2 bubble bath – that will get you NONE!!! NADA!!!!ZERO!!!”
    ______________________________________________________________

    what happened to “it’s the thought that counts” and all that jazz? LOL.

    Brent

    This is a great thing.

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    hmmmmmmmmmmmm qc!!!

    Lacombe Redbone (Up Early In Da Mornin', I Jump Shive!)

    @Ms.Philly
    Lacombe! What it do shawty? lol…sike Happy Hump dya my friend…I’m livin for the weekend these days.

    *************************
    Girl, i feel ya! lol

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    **pokes qc704 in the neck**

    What am I—chopped liver??????????

    Lol!!!!!!!!!!

    Man, I just don't care

    @LACOMBE
    “Thanks, Man!
    Why don’t you have up any of you and ya boys?? I was hoping to see what dem B.R. Boys talkin’ bout!!!! lol

    …And did you see my easter pic’s? Cause i took pictures with The Dirtbags and they’re from B.R. You may know them!”
    _________________________________________________________

    I didn’t a chance to check out all of your pics but I should have some time today.

    It’s a long story but I don’t post any pics. SMH at the sheninangans of some buffoons I know…

    BE

    @mAN – what happened to “it’s the thought that counts” and all that jazz? LOL.

    **********************
    $2 IS NOT thoughtful!!! Even if you bought me a book for $20.00 I would be happy because I love to read…in fact I would love that more than flowers that die! Now if you got that book on clearance for $2 I would not care either!

    okay I am really leaving now!

    Lacombe Redbone (Up Early In Da Mornin', I Jump Shive!)

    Man…
    Oh ok boo! People do wild out on there so i feel ya! I have a ***** load of pic’s so it may take ya a few days to check them out! lol

    Lawdy…
    You come over here for Mardi Gras this year??

    …AND WHERE IS MY CAJUN COUSIN???????

    qc704

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LAWDYYYYYYYYY

    how could i miss those precooked
    flatjacks of urs…good morning darling

    @1tru
    **pokes qc704 in the neck**
    What am I—chopped liver??????????
    Lol!!!!!!!!!!
    ——————-
    hmmph..well u certaintly
    arent french cut green beans (slams fist)

    Vee (its bossladee if u nasty)

    Hey Y’all!
    W*****up Redd, QC, Lauren-my fellow Eagles fan!
    Shout out to Oh Lawdy for releasing her hip-hop dreams on us-lol.
    @1TruDiva-I meant to cosign on your comment: there will be nothing cute about my DC attire next week. Layers & Layers, Obama gear-comfy shoes, and ANOTHER layer :-)

    Oshie

    HERE I AM LACOMBE!
    I went to lunch and got some ettouffee and it is the bomb X 3500!

    Bossip Administration

    Attn: Bossip Bloggers

    Please refrain from the practice of posting complete lyrics to songs. The average song lyric sheet can take up to enough *****e for 10 regular postings.

    Besides, there aint nothing cute about it???

    Oshie

    @ mAN: Say! What bafoons?! I’ll kill em!

    True diva.. Im going to baskin n Robbins for a sundae for part of lunch .. can i send you over a banana (pot*****ium you know) and dont throw the peel on the floor , i dont want you to fall and you know i will be laughing all the way over here!

    qc704

    VEEEEEEE

    sup auntie..lolz
    hows work?

    Oshie

    @ Bossip Admin:

    It’s undeniable… that we should be together…
    It’s unbelievable how I used to say that I’d fall never
    The basis you need to know, if you don’t know just how I feel,
    Then let me show you now that I’m for real…
    If all things in time, time will reveal…
    Yeah…

    One… you’re like a dream come true…
    Two… just wanna be with you…
    Three… girl it’s plain to see… that your the only one for me…
    Four… repeat steps one through three…
    Five… make you fall in love with me…
    If ever I believe my work is done… then I start Back at One (yeah)

    So Incredible… the way things work themselves out…
    And all emotional, once you know what it’s all about babe…
    And undesirable… for us to be apart…
    Never would of made it very far…
    Cause you know you’ve got the keys to my heart
    Cause…

    One… you’re like a dream come true
    Two… just wanna be with you
    Three… girl it’s plain to see… that your the only one for me
    Four.. .repeat steps one through three
    Five… make you fall in love with me
    If ever I believe my work is done… then I start Back at One……

    Say farewell to the dark of night… I see the coming of the sun…
    I feel like a little child… whose life has just begun…
    You came and breathed new life
    Into this lonely heart of mine…
    You threw out the life line… just in the Nick of Tiimmmeeee…..

    One… you’re like a dream come true
    Two… just wanna be with you
    Three… girl it’s plain to see… that your the only one for me… girl and…
    Four… repeat steps one through three
    Five… make you fall in love with me
    If ever I believe my work is done… then I start Back at One.

    BrowbBrownPhillyGrownWoman

    j-hud is a woman who can ACTUALLY sing.

    Oshie

    OMG that ettoufee was very *****ing enjoyable.

    Shaunie27

    I LOVE JHUD’S ALBULM IT WAS WAAAY BETTER THAN BEYONCE/SASHA BULL-ISH!!! I WISH SHE WOULD RECONSIDER THE INAUGARATION… BUT NEVERTHELESS IF SHE’S GONNA BE SINGING I’LL BE TUNED IN!!!

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    @ BOSSIP Admin–

    Quit acting like your server’s the bomb diggidy!

    You know damn well yo ***** slows up after 3 posts!!!

    *****–I’m j-u-s-t seeing a post pop up from yesterday!!

    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    Real talk–

    Jennifer Hudson’s mobile number is: 312.488.1904.

    Just thought I’d share that info since I’m always pleasant and *****!!

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    Don’t make me quit comin’ to this bootleg mu*****ka!

    (Please don’t ’cause I’m addicted!)

    Lol!!!!!!!!!

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    Damn–thanks, Oshie ’cause I never knew all the words to that song!

    Oshie

    WTF @ truDiva giving out J Hud’s # and *****!!!

    I’m gonna call her right now and tell on you!

    Lacombe Redbone (Up Early In Da Mornin', I Jump Shive!)

    I want some ettoufee!! :( I’m freaking starving!! I ate tuna for breakfast and now i wanna vomit!!

    Oshie

    Me neither, Diva, thank the lord for google.

    Bossip Administration

    @ Oshie – Why would you post another song after we warned yu that it is against policy. The policy was created in an effort to pace the memory usgae of this thread. If and when memory is slow your blogging experience will suffer from slow downs. Your actions is akin to negroes tearing up their own neighborhood because they dont care about anyone else’s property…but they have to live and rent there..not very smart

    @ 1TruDiva – That is the problem in a nutshell, the server leaves a bit to be desired and if you do not start being more disciplined about excess usage, it will just get worse.

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    Damn Oshie!!

    I thought we was homies!!

    How you gone be tellin’ on a sista?

    Just let J-Hud know that you had HEARD that that was her number!

    That’s all!!

    qc704

    oshie wut is
    etouffe?

    Bossip Administration

    Étouffée or etouffee is a Creole and Cajun dish typically served with shellfish or chicken over rice, similar to gumbo, very popular in New Orleans and in the bayou country of the southernmost half of Louisiana.

    Man, I just don't care

    I am sooooo hungry today.

    Man, I just don't care

    oshie wut is
    etouffe?
    ________________________________________________________________

    LOL.

    qc704

    @bossip admin…

    are u hannibal?

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    Nah–Nah, BOSSIP–

    That means YOU need to upgrade yo *****!!!

    You’re answer is dead and stinking ’cause errbody and they mamma know that the popularity of spots like these are based on the number of hits–whether it’s about the topic or not!!!

    See–I just gave you your Christmas gift!

    BTW–How you gone work for BOSSIP and NOT know that??????????????

    **taking a closer look at your BOSSIP I.D.**

    I told you I’m a nice mu*****kin’ person!!

    qc704

    Man why r u laughing at me

    Bossip Admin…
    ur always nice to me.
    thx for the definition
    lolz

    Bossip Administration

    qc704

    @bossip admin…

    are u hannibal?
    —————————
    Hannibal is no longer affiliated with Bossip or any of its interests.

    Man, I just don't care

    @BOSSIP ADMINISTRATION

    When are you going to make people “sign in” to stop all of the impostering?

    And give your posts a “number” instead of a “time?”

    Bossip Administration

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals—BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    Nah–Nah, BOSSIP–

    That means YOU need to upgrade yo *****!!!

    You’re answer is dead and stinking ’cause errbody and they mamma know that the popularity of spots like these are based on the number of hits–whether it’s about the topic or not!!!

    See–I just gave you your Christmas gift!

    BTW–How you gone work for BOSSIP and NOT know that??????????????

    **taking a closer look at your BOSSIP I.D.**

    I told you I’m a nice mu*****kin’ person!!
    ———————————————-

    Why the attacks and profanity? I am just doing my job lady.

    ATXChick

    hey qc704

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    Hannibal went to CL.

    Lol!

    ATXChick

    what is your job bossip adminstration

    Oshie

    Lacombe, don’t eat tuna for breakfast!
    Cod and raw blowfish are the only breakfast seafoods, duh.

    Oshie

    LOL @ Hannibal getting fired.

    ATXChick

    tuna for breakfast yeah i would vomit to

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    “Why the attacks and profanity? I am just doing my job lady.”
    _____________________________________________________

    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Why yo just remind me of the man at the DMV?

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Lacombe Redbone (Up Early In Da Mornin', I Jump Shive!)

    Oshie…
    I thought tuna was suppose to be good for ya when your tryna lose weight?

    ATXChick

    man: i can split my turkey sandwhich with you its from subway..so its fresh

    Oshie

    @ Bossip Admin: My love for Brian McKnight exceeds my love for your property or something.

    Bossip Administration

    Man, I just don’t care

    @BOSSIP ADMINISTRATION

    When are you going to make people “sign in” to stop all of the impostering?

    And give your posts a “number” instead of a “time?”
    ————————————————-

    In a never ending battle to thwart imposters hackers, etc. we have programmed a lck nto the gravie pictures. They can no longer be copied and used by someone other than the riginal owner.

    As far as a sign-in sheet to screen out imposters, it is not presently under consideration. A person is truly intent of creating a phony screen name what would stop them just because they had to sign in? They would just create multiple accounts! Think!

    ATXChick

    lacombe: tuna is good for you when you trying to lose wieght prefer it during lunch with one slice of bread and fruit with plenty of water. breakfast eat oatmeal and toast with plenty of water

    Oshie

    Lacombe: Yeah but not for breakfast!
    You don’t need to lose weight anyhoo.

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    BOSSIP ADMISTRATOR THIS IS FOR YOU *****!!!!

    Intro
    So many kinds were can we start?
    We like them dumb and we like them smart
    I like the ones with the pretty eyes
    Well, I like all kinds of guys!
    Stop, What happened?
    How about the ones we especially like?
    Which ones?
    Ya know the ones with the cars that go…
    I hear ya
    Hit it

    Verse 1
    It was me and the posse
    With Bunny D
    We were cruisin in the Jag or the Lambourghinis
    When low and behold there appeared a mirage
    He was hooking up a car in his daddys garage

    We stopped short did a double take
    He was lookin so fly I thought I wasnt awake
    He was obviously hooking up b***** I *****umed
    Then he turned the little button and the car went BOOM!

    Chorus
    We like the cars
    The cars that go boom
    Were Tigra and Bunny and we like the boom
    We like the cars
    The cars that go boom
    Were Tigra and Bunny and we like the boom

    Verse 2
    We like them short
    And we like them tall
    We like them one
    And we like them all
    There always adding speakers when they find the room
    Cause they know we love the guys with the cars that go boom!
    And see my boyfriend really knows where its at
    He’s got 50 inch woofers all along the back
    He makes a comment on going to my room
    But Id rather stay out with his car that goes boom!

    Chorus

    Verse 3
    Now if your car aint got it
    Go out and get it
    We like the boom
    And dont you forget it
    So turn down the treble
    And flaunt your b*****
    So your car could be heard almost any place
    ’cause when ya in the street you cant go far
    Without hearin the boom pouring out ya car
    So if ya speakers weak
    Then Please turn it off
    ’cause we like the cars that sound so tough

    Chorus

    Everybody just beep your horn,
    Just beep your horn

    Beep beep beep beep
    Now Clap
    Everbody just beep your horn

    12345

    @ oshie… lmao cause i just got here and as i plop down with my bowl of tuna, at 10am, i see what you just said to lacombe, hehe, obviously, i disagree

    Bossip Administration

    Lauren Dawkins Bleeds Green…Go Eagles!!!

    C’MON with these dumb ***** songs taking all the *****e!
    ————————————————–

    ?

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    What a “lck nto?”

    Is that some new type of short textin’ ’cause *****ody put me on to it!

    Drats!!!

    Man, I just don't care

    @BOSSIP ADMINISTRATION
    “In a never ending battle to thwart imposters hackers, etc. we have programmed a lck nto the gravie pictures. They can no longer be copied and used by someone other than the riginal owner.

    As far as a sign-in sheet to screen out imposters, it is not presently under consideration. A person is truly intent of creating a phony screen name what would stop them just because they had to sign in? They would just create multiple accounts! Think!”
    ___________________________________________________________

    Oh ok. Well I guess that does make sense. Carrying on with my demands.

    More posts about

    C*****ie
    Sanaa Lathan
    Gabriel Union
    Lauren London
    Kim K (pictures must be as explicit as possibe)
    Sports in General
    Kobe in particular
    Just for the heck of it Lesbian posts.

    Less posts about

    Beyonce
    Rhianna
    Chris Brown
    Obama (yeah, we don’t need to know everything a ***** do)
    Kim K (the boring ones with Reggie Bush)

    Lacombe Redbone (Up Early In Da Mornin', I Jump Shive!)

    Oshie and Atx…
    I didn’t have anything else to eat for breakfast. I had cereal but i don’t drink milk or eat oatmeal so i was stuck with tuna! :( And to make it worst…the tuna had onions in it!!

    I’m in a wedding in March so i have a goal weight to reach, Ladies!!! Help Me!!

    Fan Of Bee

    Go J-HUD!!!! Baby Beyonce been there and done that in 2004 when she was only 22 years old….It says the Super Bowl cant you read lol!!!

    ATXChick

    lacombe: if your trying to lose wieght for real get some of those flaux seeds i dont know if i spelled it right. but you sprinkle some over your food they have no taste. basicaly it helps you ***** whatever you ate..get what im saying

    Man, I just don't care

    @ATX CHICK
    ” i can split my turkey sandwhich with you its from subway..so its fresh”
    _______________________________________________________________

    Naw. I got a sausage for you though.

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    UM ATX WHERE DO WE GET THESE SEEDS…..MY WEDDING IS IN MAY I GOTTA LOOK GOOD

    Bossip Administration

    Dear Mr Man

    We apologize for giving you the impression we cared about you and your list of demands…sorry

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    @ ATYXChick and Lancome–

    Hell if that doesn’t work, Ex-lax will do the trick!!

    Lol!!!!!!!

    Oshie

    Crawfish Etouffee

    2 pounds crawfish tails
    1/4 pound butter
    1 cup minced onion
    1/2 cup minced bell pepper
    1/2 cup minced celery
    2 tablespoons crawfish fat
    2 cups cold water
    1 tablespoon corn starch
    1/4 cup chopped green onion
    1/4 cup chopped parsley
    Creole seasoning blend, to taste
    Salt, to taste
    Pinch dried thyme
    Pinch dried oregano
    1 bay leaf
    Season the crawfish tails with salt, plus a little black and cayenne pepper. Heat the butter in a saute pan and saute the onion, bell pepper and celery until the translucent, about 5 minutes. Add the crawfish fat (or extra butter if you don’t have any), plus 1-1/2 cups water. Add the Creole seasoning, thyme, oregano, bay leaf and crawfish tails. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat to low and simmer for 30 minutes. Dissolve the corn starch in the remaining 1/2 cup water and add to the mixture. Add the green onions and parsley, and cook an additional 5 minutes. Serve over hot long grain rice.

    Man, I just don't care

    @BOSSIP ADMINISTRATION
    “Dear Mr Man

    We apologize for giving you the impression we cared about you and your list of demands…sorry”
    ___________________________________________________________

    Now now. There is no need to apologize. Whatever you do, get more posts about C*****ie. Find a way to do that…

    ATXChick

    lacombe: whole grain english muffin, yogurt, 3slices of turkey bacon with 1 egg scrambled,fruit,20 almonds with hot cocoa, drink green tea all day everyday. 16oz caffeinated coffee you can have 2 caffinated drinks I will have to email you the diet thing but here are some foods you can enjoy for breakfast i have dinner and lunch if you want… faxseeds

    Oshie

    @ Lacombe: Ask Brooke, she’s on the white girl diet. LOL

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    ATX PLEASE FORWARD AND AGAIN WHERE CAN THOSE SEEDS BE PURCHASED

    ATXChick

    oh lawdy: faxseeds you can get at any grocery store by the veggies or a whole food store… i have a diet plan that i used to keep my wieght off and after awhile you get use to it and you can see major improvements… GREEN TEA AND WATER

    ATXChick

    man: is it a link or a pattie

    oh lawdy: i will write out the diet via email its really easy i did it

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    ITS A MINI SAUSAGE!!!! LIL SMOKIES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    PLEASE DO ATX

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    Real talk–

    I’m fnally able to get another dog!!!!

    The lady called and told me I can pick him up tomorrow. He’s a chihuahua that weighs about 2 lbs. I don’t have a name for him yet.

    A few names that come to mind are:

    Hercules.
    Apollo.
    Thor.

    I would’ve used Zeus but that was my last dog’s name.

    Could you guys help me out?

    Thanks–

    12345

    @ lacombe … bowl avocado seeds and drink the water daily, it speeds up your metabolism

    12345

    boil

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    NAME HIM A FEROCIOUS NAME DIVA, SOMETHING YOU WOULD THINK THAT YOU WOULD NAME A PIT

    Lacombe Redbone (Up Early In Da Mornin', I Jump Shive!)

    Atxchick…
    Can you email that to me! I’m tryna write that ***** down but it’s taking forever cause i was jotting down that ettoufee too!

    Lacombe Redbone (Up Early In Da Mornin', I Jump Shive!)

    12345…
    for real?????

    Oshie

    @ BA: ADDENDUM: C*****ie and Eva Pigford please.

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    WHERES MY BROOKIE??? I STILL LOVE HER!!!! :cry:

    qc704

    @everyone who is tryna POO

    use benefiber.
    i sprinkle that mess in my kool-aid NO LIE!

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    12345 can you eat the advacados i am unsure if they are good for you!!!!

    Man, I just don't care

    @TRU DIVA

    Lol at Thor. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha.

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    I can’t name him nothing like felony or kilo!

    he’s not but 2 lbs!

    Dang!

    Man, I just don't care

    LOL at kilo. Yall *****s crazy.

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    what about kong or congo or mandingo or kunta??

    GA by way of CA

    i sure wish she was singing at Obama’s inauguration.

    qc704

    bossip stop blocking me
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    qc704

    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    bossip moderators are *****gotttssssss

    Oshie

    Please ya’ll don’t boil any damn seeds, most seeds contain poison i.e. cyanide to keep animals from eating them.

    Nothing “speeds up your metabolism”.

    Exercise and count your calories, that is all.

    Vee (its bossladee if u nasty)

    W*****up people…I only have ten mins till the next conf call (dammit)…

    Good Good

    I have nothing but respect and love for jHud

    ATXChick

    lacombe:

    Carbs
    1/2 cup oatmeal
    1 whole grain english muffin
    6 to 8 high fiber crackers
    1 slice whole wheat bread
    protien
    6 ounces of any fish
    chicken, turkey and lean beef can be replaced ounce for ounce
    diary
    1 cup non fat cottage cheese
    6 oz. non fat yogurt
    1 cup skin milk
    nuts
    12 almonds, 18 peanuts
    1/2 cup of berries or melon
    1/2 apple, pear, grapefruit
    1 small plum,orange,or nectarine
    beverages
    16 oz caffineted coffee you can drink up to 2 cups if you drink coffee light eliminate 1 dairy serving
    drink green tea all day every day
    water you may have 1 diet soda

    ATXChick

    lacombe: im not fat but i stick to this diet format and im healthy as ever

    oh lawdy: you have mail

    Z.I.T.B.

    Whatever! Jen you are fine just the way your are….big and beautiful. Don’t listen to the haters. Some of us love u as u are.

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    atx this is all i get to eat

    Oshie

    Oshie the back staber. She back stabed brook.

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    spell check stabed= stabbed

    ATXChick

    excerise is important too…

    vee: when you leaving for washington

    MOODYMAMA

    ……hello folks…

    ATXChick

    oh lawdy: i dont know how to explain it but you pick and chose from the following yeah you may have slip ups when you eat a steak or something but just make sure you getting those types of foods in… im going to try and find the actual diet format online hold on and i will email it to you

    Vee (its bossladee if u nasty)

    @ ATX-I’m leaving 4am next Tues…headed to DC baby!!!

    @ Oh Lawdy-check your email in like 2 mins…

    Oshie

    All right Ohh Lawdy. Now go and teach English in China. *****!

    Oshie

    Some people deserves to be raped in the *****!

    Oshie

    Jan 14, 2009 – 1:49 pm Oshie

    Oshie the back staber. She back stabed brook.

    Jan 14, 2009 – 1:50 pm OH LAWDY!!!!

    spell check stabed= stabbed
    __________________________________________

    BUSTED
    BUSTED

    BUSTEDDDD

    YOU KNOW YOU DONE *****ED UP, RIGHT?

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    vee email

    ATXChick

    Average nutritional information (daily)
    Calories=1,511
    Protien=149 grams
    Carbs=130 grams
    Fiber=38 grams

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    who *****ed up oshie

    Oshie

    Wait.. huh?
    Nevermind.

    I told yall about her! remember a friend of everybody is a freind of *****ody.. choose your friends wisely and with caution! @ATXCHICK.. you are smart lady green tea is good for you especially the kind from the chinese stores not that mess on the grocery shelves!

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    oh you thought i was the fake oshie????

    ATXChick

    Vee: i feel so special because Jan 20 is my baby birthday and thats when our 1st black president will be in office (tearing up)…take me with you

    Oshie

    I need a m*****age.

    ATXChick

    mild: Green tea from the chinese especially hot is the best i drink it every day at first i didnt like it but now its like im drinking hot water LMAO

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    attention oshie: check the properties i am not the fake oshie….i spell check the dumb *****!!!!

    ATXChick

    oshie: “some people deserves to be raped in the *****” NOT ME

    Vee (its bossladee if u nasty)

    Come on ATX-I got a seat on the bus for ya!

    Off to conf call (snooze)…

    Lacombe Redbone (Up Early In Da Mornin', I Jump Shive!)

    Thanks ladies, especially Atx!

    I’m off but y’all behave and remember it’s Hump Day so go home and hump somebody!!! :lol:

    Oshie

    I know it wasn’t you lawdy.
    Damn, fake me, you are a cold mamma jamma.

    elle

    ginkgo biloba tea is also good when you drink it twice a day..great for the skin

    Oshie

    My husband is out of town so I have to hump my finger. Frown.

    ATXChick

    oshie: make sure you put a condom on your finger dont want you to end up pregnant

    ATXChick

    elle: ginkgo biloba tea : never heard of it where can i get some?

    Oshie

    atx: Oh man, I don’t want little finger babies running around. My family would shun me!

    ATXChick

    oshie: they sure will

    Oshie

    @ ATXChick. Certainly not you. You stood by Z all the time. Some conspirators. Who kicked her even when she is down.

    Oshie

    @ Fake Me: What is your obsession with Z and why can’t you join us under your own name? Thanks in advance for your prompt response.

    Oshie

    you are a witch

    Moreaces

    Good luck Jen,, You have a lot of people behind you.

    ATXChick

    fake oshie *****: i aint got no damn beef with Z hell i only spoke with her a couple of times and even with that said it wasnt a deep conversation. so basically i dont have no kind of beef with Z nor brook my chocolate teddy girl. so please shut the ***** up thank you and moving on

    Oshie

    @ Fake me: Awaiting response.

    Oshie

    b/c i do not like you all so having a nice convo is not an option. instead *****ing with you is fun since i dont like you all

    Oshie

    ATXChick

    fake oshie *****: i aint got no damn beef with Z hell i only spoke with her a couple of times and even with that said it wasnt a deep conversation. so basically i dont have no kind of beef with Z nor brook my chocolate teddy girl. so please shut the ***** up thank you and moving on
    ————————————————

    What about your friends
    Will they stand their ground
    Will they let you down again
    What about your friends are they gonna be low down
    Will they ever be around or will they turn their backs on you

    qc704

    …mmk…
    so im back

    Oshie

    @You are a rat

    Oshie

    Click on my gravie name for the sad truth

    OH LAWDY!!!!

    fake oshie is really mean today, who*****ed in fake oshies cheerios???

    ATXCHICK.. i know green tea is good and now my girl is taking tahitian noni juice.. its also but that stuff cost 30 dollars a bottle, so we sipping on it slowly!

    Oshie

    What the ***** is this garbage?
    I thought I told you to leave or come back as yourself.
    And you haven’t answered my questions.

    pretty soon she will be the only one on here shes already on here all day every day and every damn post! im out!

    Oshie

    Oshie

    What the ***** is this garbage?
    I thought I told you to leave or come back as yourself.
    And you haven’t answered my questions.
    ———————————————

    Does anyone listen to anything you say???

    Redd Tony

    I just wanna say f*ck you Bossip for taking off that Bin laden and Israel thread! Yall know I was speaking some real *****!

    Oshie

    mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

    pretty soon she will be the only one on here shes already on here all day every day and every damn post! im out!
    ————————————————-

    :lol:

    Oshie

    @ Fake me: Including yourself, yes.

    Oshie

    Redd Tony

    I just wanna say f*ck you Bossip for taking off that Bin laden and Israel thread! Yall know I was speaking some real *****!
    ————————————————-

    Does anyone listen to anything you say?

    Oshie

    *GASP*

    It’s Fakewalker!

    @Oh Lawdy’s Gravie

    *peeking through my hands*

    That is the longest…flattest…

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    Hi Peeps!

    I’m back! Did I miss anything earth shattering?

    ** scrolling up**

    Bossip Administration

    Attn: Oshie

    Our records show that you are logged into our website an average of 60 plus hours per week. The maximum that our policy allows from any one person is 40 hours per week. Our policy is designed to safe guard our memory allocation, prevent irritation other bloggers by you and to *****ist you in getting some semblance of a life or maybe a job. Anyone who spends 7-8 hours every single day of the week clearly requires intervention.

    Thank you for blogging with Bossip

    ATXChick

    tru diva: hey girl

    re: LMAO at your comment

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    Our records show that you are logged into our website an average of 60 plus hours per week. The maximum that our policy allows from any one person is 40 hours per week. Our policy is designed to safe guard our memory allocation, prevent irritation other bloggers by you and to *****ist you in getting some semblance of a life or maybe a job. Anyone who spends 7-8 hours every single day of the week clearly requires intervention.

    Thank you for blogging with Bossip
    _____________________________________________________

    ……………….DEAD………………………

    Oshie

    I’m sorry, I thought this was Bossip.

    Not teen chat.

    SMA @ Fake me.

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!at Bossip Admin! Wow i no im out now SPEAK BOSSIP SPEAK!

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    @ Mild–

    Me too!

    1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---BOSSIP courtside is reserved for regulars. Take your ***** BACK up to the nosebleed section!!!!!

    **1TruDiva has left the building**

    qc704

    lmao @bossip admin

    .

    She is a housewife. she only cooks, cleans and *****.

    k

    i still wish she couldve sang at the inaugaration! that woulda done make everyone so proud and cry!!!!

    MISSMILA

    Are you saying that Prince has no talent because he performed at the Superbowl a couple of years ago?

    MY BAAD

    It would have been nice but SHE’S A SECURITY RISK!!!!! Her family mbrs did just get done.. THINK PPL!!!!!

    elle

    @ atx

    they sell ginkgo biloba in tea form, you can find it at any health food store. It kind of smell likes jazmine..sorry for the late response

    call me Zany but I think bossip put this ad out:

    Writing/Research Intern Wanted for #1 Celebrity-Focused Website

    ——————————————————————————–
    Reply to: job-992920994@craigslist.org [?]
    Date: 2009-01-14, 3:40PM EST

    Writing/Research Intern wanted for #1 celebrity-focused website (Regularly
    features Beyonce, Rihanna, Barack Obama, Diddy, 50 Cent)

    Must have/be:

    -An in-depth understanding of hip-hop and pop culture, A-D list
    celebrities and local to national level news.

    -Computer savvy, knowledgeable of research engines (dogpile, furl, google,
    yahoo, twitter) and how to find new information quickly.

    -Skilled with meticulous detail and attention to grammar and
    spelling.

    -Must be FUNNY and able to write with a sarcastic, off-the-cuff tone.

    -Be willing to attend and cover events.

    -English, Journalism, New Media, Telecommunications, or Communications
    majors are sought, but not limited to.

    -Reliable Computer and Internet Connection is a MUST.

    *Needed part-time for weekend hours

    Compensation: TBA
    This is a part-time job.
    This is an internship job
    Prin*****ls only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
    Please, no phone calls about this job!
    Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

    .

    Whats the pay? Its all about the money.

    elle

    lol @ Z. it just might..intern is short for we need you to work for free

    .

    @Z whats tranism

    click on the blog link. its a cool site if ur into technology concepts and uber modern fashion

    .

    @ Z are you a techno?

    .

    am into liberal studies.

    .

    i checked it out. It baffles me but i think its good for those who want to keep up with the trend. So do you contribute as a blogger? If so i wanna read your entry

    no I am not a techno.

    I actually am working on a website. I could let ya’ll know now, but just know its still under construction.

    go to mockrockstar.com

    click the link for “visit us”

    click my name! sign up!

    why am I talking to *****ody

    .

    Am in

    .

    I cant see pictures

    .

    Its more of a search engine. Google wanna be.

    no click visit us!

    i said it under construction. I said that earlier

    .

    Ok. Ill be on the look out. Whats the anti*****ted completion date? Ill make it my home page

    .

    I am a karoke singer in the weekend. So hopefully I someone can tap me from your website

    .

    Is that your pic. If so you are stunningly beautiful!

    ♥♥♥2cute4u♥♥♥

    Good to see JHud is back. She’ll definately nail the national anthem at the Super Bowl.

    we got you. You are a star. Its moving really fast, but no set date just yet. We got IT ppl and Advertisers working on it. I got some one creating out logo now.

    .

    Thats great. Who will be your competitor. Bossip?

    Yes thats my pic and thank you. I am Mock Model.

    No we are not competing with Bossip or anyone else. Our premis is original. You should join it.

    Theme

    I love Jennifer…I’m glad she is back.

    .

    I hope you will replace Naomi Campbell. She is ageing. You seem too nice even delicate. I love that. I dont think you will hit people with phones e.t.c.

    oh wow, I wish the rest of bossip was here to see you write that. I’m Public Enemy Number 1 out this *****!

    .

    What!! So far havent seen the *****iness. Whats your heritage? I doubt if you are pure black.

    I am str8 off the amistad. You didn’t know?

    .

    Hehehe From Amistad to the Whitehouse. That what they say. Please dont give me that bull***** and tell me what *****ing mix you are!!

    Adonis

    STILL DONT LIKE HER THAT MUCH

    .

    Is it the 1% rule you are trying to imply? Thats only for the politically consious. You either black or white

    .

    Lets move on. ill take your word for it. Whats the Z. Is it your intial?

    damn, I dipped huh? Sorry

    where u at dot?

    Nightstalker

    ZZZZZZZZZZ. Hey ma!

    FallinPoet(wifey material..)

    any1 on?

    Nightstalker

    FallinPoet did you smoke a J before the photo?

    FallinPoet(wifey material..)

    nah do i look high?

    Nightstalker

    You do for real Fallin! So you wifey material huh, what do you have to offer a man? Please go on…

    FallinPoet(wifey material..)

    lol, hmm i dont think i look high, but whatever… i have a lot to offer… dont feel like tooting my own horn though

    Nightstalker

    Fallin

    1. Career?
    2. Emotional Stability?
    3. Thrill Seeker?
    4. Joy to be Around?
    5. Committed?

    FallinPoet(wifey material..)

    all of the above

    AKEYS

    Good for Jen Hey all

    Nightstalker

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz

    FallinPoet(wifey material..)

    hey akeys… kinda quiet around here tonight

    AKEYS

    Hey Fallin just checkin in how are u doing?

    FallinPoet(wifey material..)

    ehh, im aright… i dunno anymore…

    Nightstalker

    *Holding diamond encrusted dagger to my wrist thinking Z has abandoned me forever*

    Nightstalker

    *Putting 3 morphine tablets into my cognac*

    yoooooooooooooooo

    nightstalker

    click my name and sign up. NOW!

    Nightstalker

    @Z

    What do I get for the support?

    to be with me everlasting

    Nightstalker

    @Z

    I detect aggression on your end and I like it! I am full of tension at this point so if I act out of character dont mind me.

    no aggression. i’m over here painting my nails.

    Nightstalker

    Why I feel like I’m losin’ weight
    Why I ain’t got no money, less I’m movin’ weight
    Why my life depend on what I’mma do today
    Why I can’t move away
    It’s just you and me, without the scrutiny,
    *****es screwin’ me, 2 and 3 truencies
    4 shots, 1 toolie G, 1 uliogy
    Make sure my mother and girl is smothered in pearls
    Before a ***** under the world

    Danity Donnaly

    That is going to be awesome. I hope she does well. :)

    who dat? biggie/

    Nightstalker

    @Z

    Come on girl! That Killa all day I was riding listening to that CD earlier. Cam and P

    i’m buggin. excuse me
    its the fumes from the polish

    Daywalker(Hi, haters!!!)

    Nightstalker

    *Holding diamond encrusted dagger to my wrist thinking Z has abandoned me forever*
    ________________________________________________________

    Yeah, right! The day I put a knife to my wrist over Z is the day I’ll dig my own grave and jump in, chump!

    Nightstalker

    @Z

    Be back in a moment! My oven is smokin and I think I accidentally put 8 layers in this 7-layer lasagna!

    Daywalker(Hi, haters!!!)

    Nightstalker

    @Z

    Be back in a moment! My oven is smokin and I think I accidentally put 8 layers in this 7-layer lasagna!
    _________________________________________________________

    ***** *****, if you wanna ride a horse, go to a farm!

    @daywalker

    YOU LOVE ME SO MUCH IT MAKES U SICK!

    FallinPoet(wifey material..)

    whos in this mug???

    FALLIN CLICK MY NAME AND SIGN UP!

    Daywalker(Hi, haters!!!)

    Z (Queen of Bossip Society) I GOT THE JUICE NOW!!!

    @daywalker

    YOU LOVE ME SO MUCH IT MAKES U SICK!
    _____________________________________________________________

    You’ve obviously been huffing nail polish remover if you thing I give a damn about you, “Z”.

    Daywalker(Hi, haters!!!)

    Think

    FallinPoet(wifey material..)

    @ z i will later on… i visited the page already

    @daywalker

    click my name and sign.

    oh yeah…and i love u too

    Daywalker(Hi, haters!!!)

    It’s bad when you have to beg *****s to go to a webpage. That’s just grasping at straws! Lol!

    Daywalker(Hi, haters!!!)

    Z (Queen of Bossip Society) I GOT THE JUICE NOW!!!

    @daywalker

    click my name and sign.

    oh yeah…and i love u too
    _________________________________________________________-

    I’d take a bullet to the base of the skull before I’d do anything to *****ist you. Come on, you know that ain’t jumpin’ off, “Z”.

    @Daywalker

    u should not be so petty. Geez, well I extended and invite to you. I am moving on now.

    where the hell is Nightstalker.

    Daywalker(Hi, haters!!!)

    Good luck with belt-sanding your claws, talons, toenails, whatever! Hopefully, you’ll have more luck swooping down and *****in’ up a rabbit!

    Nightstalker

    What is petty is when you a got damn liar on a website. Ice cube homie????? Does this photo next to my name resemble Ice Cube in any way??? If he say this he would have your ***** layed out like Debo did Redd!

    Daywalker(Hi, haters!!!)

    Z (Queen of Bossip Society) I GOT THE JUICE NOW!!!

    @Daywalker

    u should not be so petty. Geez, well I extended and invite to you. I am moving on now.

    where the hell is Nightstalker.
    ___________________________________________________________

    Me petty? Last time I was on here you went off on me for no reason, if memory serves. Good luck with the predatory hunting though! Lol!

    Daywalker

    You UGLY FAT *****!! GO SIGN UP FOR MY GOT DAMN WEBSITE RIGHT NOW!!

    *PULLING BACK GLOCK* COERCION IS A **********A *****!

    Daywalker(Hi, haters!!!)

    Nightstalker

    What is petty is when you a got damn liar on a website. Ice cube homie????? Does this photo next to my name resemble Ice Cube in any way??? If he say this he would have your ***** layed out like Debo did Redd!
    ____________________________________________________________

    What’s that? Can’t hear you with the ***** in your mouth! And while you’re at it crack a frickin’ book once in awhile! Illiterate son of a *****! SMN!!!

    Nightstalker

    daywalker225xxxx

    Please send $2 to your local Ronald McDonald House or Boys and Girls Club after you pick yourself up off your floor! Comedy is good for the soul!! Bwahahahahaaa

    Daywalker(Hi, haters!!!)

    Z (Queen of Bossip Society) I GOT THE JUICE NOW!!!

    Daywalker

    You UGLY FAT *****!! GO SIGN UP FOR MY GOT DAMN WEBSITE RIGHT NOW!!

    *PULLING BACK GLOCK* COERCION IS A **********A *****!
    __________________________________________________________

    Well, I obviously didn’t realize the highbrow nature of whom I was communicating with! Especially when you’d bring a handgun to a fight involving automatic weapons! *Slapping the butt of my AK-47, chambering a round* Stand down or I’ll end this with over 300 rds!

    Daywalker(Hi, haters!!!)

    Nightstalker

    daywalker225xxxx

    Please send $2 to your local Ronald McDonald House or Boys and Girls Club after you pick yourself up off your floor! Comedy is good for the soul!! Bwahahahahaaa
    ____________________________________________________________

    Funny, I always thought cheerleaders wore skirts……

    Daywalker(Hi, haters!!!)

    Yeah, you two collaborate over who gets the first headshot! I’ll knock every tooth outta your heads from 150yds, out.

    Daywalker(Hi, haters!!!)

    Of Course with Z’s teeth, how could I miss?

    Nightstalker

    @Daywalker

    Is it possible to wink with a gl***** eye?

    Oshie

    What is going on my damies?

    FallinPoet(wifey material..)

    i have come to realize nightstalker is so adaptable…

    Nightstalker

    Z is a sexy,cl*****y, out of your league woman D! So how is it crushin the lady cops of Lafayette???? Or was that a lie too?

    Oshie

    My impostor will be here in T- 5, 4, 3, 2…

    Daywalker(Hi, haters!!!)

    FallinPoet(wifey material..)

    i have come to realize nightstalker is so adaptable…
    ___________________________________________________________

    Yeah, it comes from years of cramming his tongue up *****es! :lol:

    Oshie

    click my name and sign up.

    *glarin @ Fallin*

    Daywalker(Hi, haters!!!)

    Nightstalker

    Z is a sexy,cl*****y, out of your league woman D! So how is it crushin the lady cops of Lafayette???? Or was that a lie too?
    _____________________________________________________________

    It’s great. Women are awesome! You should try one sometime! :lol:

    FallinPoet(wifey material..)

    oshieeeeeeeeeeeeeee :)

    FallinPoet(wifey material..)

    *glaring back @ z* so u dont decide to talk to me until u want me to sign up fool lol???

    Nightstalker

    Which vehicles does Daywalker own???

    A.Hummer
    B.Charger
    C.Hayabusa
    D.Avalanche
    E.Nova
    F.Navigator
    G.GOAT
    H.Cop Car
    I.All of the Above

    First poster with the corect answer receives an engraved mini-sword!

    Daywalker(Hi, haters!!!)

    FallinPoet(wifey material..)

    *glaring back @ z* so u dont decide to talk to me until u want me to sign up fool lol???
    ________________________________________________________________

    Exactly! Lol!

    @fALLIN

    i RETRACT MY INVITE. I’ll let Mock work on you. Sorry I acknowledged your existence.

    FallinPoet(wifey material..)

    @ z… why u getting so defensive

    Oshie

    WTF? Why so hostile? I signed up.
    Oh, mock rock star… what a weirdo…

    Daywalker(Hi, haters!!!)

    Nightstalker

    Which vehicles does Daywalker own???

    A.Hummer
    B.Charger
    C.Hayabusa
    D.Avalanche
    E.Nova
    F.Navigator
    G.GOAT
    H.Cop Car
    I.All of the Above

    First poster with the corect answer receives an engraved mini-sword!
    __________________________________________________________

    Let’s see,
    Hummer? Check
    Avalanche? Check
    Pontiac GTO? Check
    1969 Dodge Charger? Check
    Mazda Millenia? Check
    Cadillac Escalade? Check
    2 Suzuki Hayabusas? Check
    His own house? Check
    Now what do you own, Night-jacker?

    Oshie

    @ Nightstalker: I’ll take “I” for 400.

    Oshie

    @ Daywalker, the joke is: you don’t own all that *****.

    You don’t get laid either.

    Daywalker(Hi, haters!!!)

    Oshie

    @ Nightstalker: I’ll take “I” for 400.
    ____________________________________________________________

    He might be able to scrape up 4.00 if you include what’s in his car seats………

    Daywalker(Hi, haters!!!)

    Oshie

    @ Daywalker, the joke is: you don’t own all that *****.

    You don’t get laid either.
    _____________________________________________________________

    I do. And for the record, I don’t want to get laid by you. Clear now? Good.

    Nightstalker

    @Oshie

    It was a trick question! I didnt type J-Z! You still should be rewarded for your efforts! What is your address? I will email you a 2-day voucher to use Daywalker’s jacuzzi at your convenience.

    FallinPoet(wifey material..)

    oshie have you taken care of urself yet ;) i did twice…

    @Fallin

    not defensive. Your statement was p*****ive aggressive.

    @Oshie

    thank you. love you!

    Daywalker(Hi, haters!!!)

    Nightstalker

    @Oshie

    It was a trick question! I didnt type J-Z! You still should be rewarded for your efforts! What is your address? I will email you a 2-day voucher to use Daywalker’s jacuzzi at your convenience.
    ___________________________________________________________

    Back to you, Jizz-jacker! What do you own?

    FallinPoet(wifey material..)

    p*****ive aggressive??? oh, ok…

    FallinPoet(wifey material..)

    who cares what ppl own,, that ***** really isnt important daywalker…

    I left u a comment on there.

    Oshie

    @ Fallin: my masturbation has dropped dramatically since marriage. But I will schedule one for later, just for you.
    @ Daywalker: If I saw you in real life the reaction would be the same as it is to your picture: swallow vomit, turn around and walk very fast.
    @Z: I love you too.

    Nighty night all…

    Daywalker(Hi, Haters!!!)

    Awright, the silence is enough of a response. I’m outty Ya’ll!

    FallinPoet(wifey material..)

    damn oshie u always come on for a min and tease us…

    Nightstalker

    Nightstalker

    @Oshie

    It was a trick question! I didnt type J-Z! You still should be rewarded for your efforts! What is your address? I will email you a 2-day voucher to use Daywalker’s jacuzzi at your convenience.
    ___________________________________________________________

    Back to you, Jizz-jacker! What do you own?
    ________________________

    Well, I own a 4-bedroom home in VA and own 287 acres of prime hard-woods deeded to me by my family. When my sister and I are ready to sale we will be well off. At last estimate the property was selling for 22,000-28,500 an acre depending on the amount of hard woods! Does this qualify for you? I dont brag my man.

    Daywalker(Hi, Haters!!!)

    FallinPoet(wifey material..)

    who cares what ppl own,, that ***** really isnt important daywalker…
    ____________________________________________________________

    The thing is: I have worked for things I want/enjoy in life! I think that it’s more along the lines of other people jealous/envious of me. I mean I haven’t done anything that special. I put money aside until I could afford and buy things I wanted, and I just think that jealousy breeds envy.

    Daywalker(Hi, Haters!!!)

    Nightstalker

    Nightstalker

    @Oshie

    It was a trick question! I didnt type J-Z! You still should be rewarded for your efforts! What is your address? I will email you a 2-day voucher to use Daywalker’s jacuzzi at your convenience.
    ___________________________________________________________

    Back to you, Jizz-jacker! What do you own?
    ________________________

    Well, I own a 4-bedroom home in VA and own 287 acres of prime hard-woods deeded to me by my family. When my sister and I are ready to sale we will be well off. At last estimate the property was selling for 22,000-28,500 an acre depending on the amount of hard woods! Does this qualify for you? I dont brag my man.
    ___________________________________________________________

    Good for you. Now could you jump off my *****? My girl gets off at 10:30, and again at 11:00, and you’re harshing my mellow!!!!

    FallinPoet(wifey material..)

    FallinPoet(wifey material..)

    who cares what ppl own,, that ***** really isnt important daywalker…
    ____________________________________________________________

    The thing is: I have worked for things I want/enjoy in life! I think that it’s more along the lines of other people jealous/envious of me. I mean I haven’t done anything that special. I put money aside until I could afford and buy things I wanted, and I just think that jealousy breeds envy.
    _______________________________________________

    but the thing is u do kinda brag about it or seem to exaggerate and thats what s*****ed all the imposters to mock you

    MissBlaze43

    @ Daywalker

    Let’s not forget – it’s also one of the 7 Deadly Sins

    MissBlaze43

    @ FallinPoet

    What’s up, Ma?

    Nightstalker

    (Extending handshake to D with hesitation)

    MissBlaze43

    @ Nightstalker

    Hey, Night. I see both you and Daywalker are in the house. Y’all must not be traveling on any business.

    Daywalker(Hi, Haters!!!)

    @Fallin/Miss Blaze:

    I agree on both arguments, but at the same time, If you accomplished something you really wanted to, I see no reason not to toot your own horn! I didn’t ask for anything, or have it willed to me! I worked for what I have, and I am proud to say that I enjoy it all the more for that reason alone!

    FallinPoet(wifey material..)

    hey beautiful… wat it do???

    MissBlaze43

    Daywalker owns a HUMMER. He was just talking about going to get it cleaned for the New Year. Right?

    Nightstalker

    Bwhahaa

    MissBlaze43

    @ Daywalker

    How do you pick and choose which car / truck to drive?

    Daywalker(Hi, Haters!!!)

    MissBlaze43

    Daywalker owns a HUMMER. He was just talking about going to get it cleaned for the New Year. Right?
    ____________________________________________________________

    Yeah, I do. But at the same time, why can’t people just be happy that I’m doing well? I’d be happy if someone else were! Because if I’m doing well and everyone else is, I don’t have to worry about anyone stealing my *****, or keying it! :lol:

    Nightstalker

    @The Real Me

    Can we get email exchanges? I hate to say it but I am starting to believe you! We could ride on my land.

    FallinPoet(wifey material..)

    missblaze u should put ur pic up…

    Daywalker(Hi, Haters!!!)

    MissBlaze43

    @ Daywalker

    How do you pick and choose which car / truck to drive?
    ____________________________________________________________

    Normally, I drive the Hummer to and from work. The gas I get to write off. The 2 cl*****ic cars don’t get driven much and the Escalade gets driven on weekends. I have two bikes. One gets towed to and from the track and the other one I ride on the street.

    Nightstalker

    If ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzz dont return I am going to bounce! Her photo makes my laptop shine!

    FallinPoet(wifey material..)

    night ur one funni dude

    MissBlaze43

    @ Daywalker

    I just think you need to be careful is all. There was a young brother here who was killed a couple of months ago for having less than you.

    He worked for Sanitation and drove an Escalade and was working towards accomplishing more for himself, but because of the ‘neighborhood thuggs’ being jealous, they shot and killed him when he was getting into his truck to go to work.

    Not saying you shouldn’t be proud of what you’ve worked hard for – I’m just saying to be careful.

    You and CorporateCutie DO like to talk about y’all ‘material’ gains though. Shhh don’t tell her I said that!

    Daywalker(Hi, Haters!!!)

    Nightstalker

    @The Real Me

    Can we get email exchanges? I hate to say it but I am starting to believe you! We could ride on my land.
    ____________________________________________________________

    If you like bikes, I have 2. I was planning on getting rid of my Kawasaki ZX-12. I’ve had it for years, but I just can’t part with it. It’s at my dad’s house right now.

    FallinPoet(wifey material..)

    good advice missblaze…

    MissBlaze43

    @ FallinPoet

    Noooo – I told you, I’m too shy about that. I might do one with a hat on covering half my face or something like that – but other than that, naw, I can’t.

    Nightstalker

    DayW you being funny! Thats a kids bike! I may be older than you (althought I look 10 years younger) Bwahahhahhah

    FallinPoet(wifey material..)

    @ missblaze, you know its not fair… ive been having to imagine how u look all this time…. i mean i know beauty comes from within and ll but…

    .

    Whats up z

    Daywalker(Hi, Haters!!!)

    MissBlaze43

    @ Daywalker

    I just think you need to be careful is all. There was a young brother here who was killed a couple of months ago for having less than you.

    He worked for Sanitation and drove an Escalade and was working towards accomplishing more for himself, but because of the ‘neighborhood thuggs’ being jealous, they shot and killed him when he was getting into his truck to go to work.

    Not saying you shouldn’t be proud of what you’ve worked hard for – I’m just saying to be careful.

    You and CorporateCutie DO like to talk about y’all ‘material’ gains though. Shhh don’t tell her I said that!
    _______________________________________________________________

    She’ll never hear it from me! Lol! But at the same time I’m always happy to see someone doing well! I just wish everyone was! But at the same time, anyone can get what they want you just have to set some money aside to get it sometimes. I didn’t buy my Dodge for 5 years while I was in the Navy because I didn’t make enough to afford it, but I saved money until I could. IF everyone did that, Banks would be outta business and the economy would be a whole lot stronger.

    Daywalker(Hi, Haters!!!)

    MissBlaze43

    @ Daywalker

    How do you pick and choose which car / truck to drive?
    ____________________________________________________________

    Normally, I drive the Hummer to and from work. The gas I get to write off. The 2 cl*****ic cars don’t get driven much and the Escalade gets driven on weekends. I have two bikes. One gets towed to and from the track and the other one I ride on the street.

    _________________________________________________

    I KNOW THIS ***** NOT STILL TALKING SHYT!

    .

    I had jerk chicken for dinner. I am as full as hell

    MissBlaze43

    @ Daywalker

    Oh, I am happy for you – we all should strive to obtain financial freedom and enjoy the fruits of our labor, and for 2009 – trust me, I’m doing just that.

    DOTTTTTTTTTTTTT

    .

    wats up

    Mock Rock Star is taking over

    what the ***** is going on up in this piece???

    .

    You dipped without notice. I couldnt wait any longer

    MissBlaze43

    @ Z

    You’re back in tha house – Nightstalker has been waiting for you.

    MissBlaze43

    Mock Rock Star – what’s up, Baby?

    Daywalker(Hi, Haters!!!)

    MissBlaze43

    @ Daywalker

    Oh, I am happy for you – we all should strive to obtain financial freedom and enjoy the fruits of our labor, and for 2009 – trust me, I’m doing just that.
    ____________________________________________________________

    That’s what I do. I never buy anything unless I know I have more than enough to buy it. That way, I can always afford to pay my bills and have some money left over.

    Nightstalker

    @Daywalker

    Back to the lady cop! Tell us more…

    WHAT WAS YOU ASKING ME EARLIER DOT?

    HEY MRS

    MissBlaze43

    @ FallinPoet

    That’s one of my special traits – I always keep ‘em guessing!

    Daywalker(Hi, Haters!!!)

    Nightstalker

    @Daywalker

    Back to the lady cop! Tell us more…
    ___________________________________________________________

    What’s to tell? We met in Wal-Mart and hooked up. Things didn’t pan out, and we parted ways. The End.

    .

    It was time sensitive

    .

    Its midnight ova here. i gotta hit the sack

    Daywalker(Hi, Haters!!!)

    Good night everyone! I gotsta go!

    .

    Find me in your website

    .

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Wea you? Am going to bed. soon

    Nightstalker

    @Daywalker

    So you are one of those guys??? Try to get at every woman you can because you are 37(advertised 29), sexually deprived, and unIceCubish! Step your game up my man and please dont twist this on me, my ***** still smell like yesterday’s flowers

    MissBlaze43

    Yeah, I’ve got some work to do, so I’m out, also.

    Have a wonderful evening, Ladies and Gents.

    FallinPoet(wifey material..)

    goodnight missblaze… im out as well

    im here. let me read. I was writing and email. sorry

    Mock Rock Star is taking over

    test

    u better be there dot.

    Mock Rock Star is taking over

    @Juicy Fruit Z

    Man babe…we could have went to the premiere on NOTORIOUS up in NYC…damn, let me see if it’s a premiere party and crap down here…

    Mock Rock Star is taking over

    @Miss Blaze

    Whad up baby…

    @Fallin

    I like your picture (although U have like one hundred…thousand of them) U looking like U’re saying Aaaaaaaaa Aaaaaa pretty though…that’s why U’re on my team

    Where’s AKEYS, I need some “loving”…I mean god ole fashion “friendship”

    @mrs

    oooh imma have to straighten my hair for this shyt

    FallinPoet(wifey material..)

    thanks mock…. im gonna sign uo i just havent yet.

    liquidmanforever

    @Mock

    ……did you get the logos?……i sent them to that info email address……….i will send you some slick animation within a day or so……….i was going to use photos that you posted before, but they are not there now………i will just get creative with the Mock Rock Star moniker if yoiu want………

    Sweet and Sour

    sauce family checking in tonight where we need to line up for this mock web site. we are deep so we can help

    liquidmanforever

    ……also, those logos are just a sample……

    Sweet and Sour

    liquidmanforever ================= Daywalker

    liquidmanforever

    …….there’s no correlation………Really!

    liquidmanforever

    ……didn’t know it was this hard to try to do something nice…….wow………just say “thanks, but no thanks”………..

    Mock Rock Star is taking over

    I do play the guitar…if U want lesson come to My*****e.com/mockrockstar

    sweet sour click my name and join!

    Love you!

    If You Were Air, I Would Breathe You

    @Liquid

    When you come off the way that you have in the past, it’s hard for people to trust that you are not some maniac, or something.

    Liquid….Air

    u forgot to change your gravie

    liquidmanforever

    @If You Were Air

    ………well she told me that she needed all of the help that she could get…….so i took the time……..

    Mock Rock Star is taking over

    liquidmanforever

    ……didn’t know it was this hard to try to do something nice…….wow………just say “thanks, but no thanks”………..
    —————————————————

    Boy stop…Z (my pa) is sending them to me @ this moment…I’ll get back with U

    Thanks Liquid

    lalalalala

    throwing flowers….

    liquidmanforever

    @Z

    …….NO I DIDN’T

    liquidmanforever

    @Z

    …..tell Mock all i wanted to do is hook up some cool animation and for her to throw business my way if someone asked………..man, i must have really gone overboard with my serenades, huh?………

    Nightstalker

    Bwahhahah

    Nightstalker

    @Z

    Im waiting!

    Mock Rock Star is taking over

    Gotta go…

    Mock Rock Star is taking over

    liquidmanforever

    @Z

    …..tell Mock all i wanted to do is hook up some cool animation and for her to throw business my way if someone asked………..man, i must have really gone overboard with my serenades, huh?………
    ================================================

    Get @ me Liquid

    XOXOX @AKEYS

    @Z
    …..

    i hit you Nightstalker

    Caterinna

    I dont think she was suppossed to sing at the Inaguration to begin with it was just a rumour.

    HarlemWorld

    She look so good

    YoungGrownPhillyWoman

    …………and i am telling you :)

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