In Bouncy Jiggly White Folks News: Jennifer Love Hewitt Wants To Insure Her “$5 Million” Tig Ole Bitties!

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Great googly moogly them thangs is juicy!

Jennifer Love Hewitt Says Her Breasts Are Worth $5 Million In Insurance

Via NYDailyNews

Jennifer Love Hewitt realizes what her best assets are and wants to make sure they’re covered in case of any, um, emergencies. The “Client List” actress admitted to USA Today that she’s considered getting her breasts insured.

“These things right here are worth $5 million!” said Hewitt. “I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like ‘Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,’ I’d be like ‘Do it. Love it! Why not?”

Hewitt, 34, plays a masseuse moonlighting as a high-profile prostitute on the TV drama. Though the show has garnered a lot of attention for its steamy scenes, the subject matter and the racy outfits don’t bother her.

In fact, according to Jennifer, her family thinks that it’s hilarious that she plays a high-saditty slore on TV.

“My grandmother loves to call me ‘the TV ho,’” she said. “She thinks it’s hysterical.”

LMAO! We like grandma Hewitt, she sounds like our kinda gal.

Do you think Jennifer’s supple boobs are worth that kind of money still? She hasn’t really been poppin’ like that since the “I Know What You Did Last Summer” days.

Image via Lifetime

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