Rumor Control: Lil Wayne Tweets To Reassure Us All That He Is Still Among The Living?!

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You cannot be fawking serious

Lil Wayne Hospitalized Again After Sizzurp Binge And Seizures

The Latest: Cash Money Co-Founder Ronald “Slim” Williams called into Connie on Chicago’s WGCI 107.5 FM to clarify exactly what has been going on with Lil Wayne.

Lil Wayne Tweets?!

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Around 7:30pm EST it was reported that Lil Wayne had been hospitalized for another seizure, was in a coma, and damn near on his death bed. It is now reported by YMCMB that Wayne is alive and well.

This is the most confusing near-death EVER!

According to TMZ reports:

Lil Wayne is in ICU in critical condition after suffering yet another seizure, and we’re told it doesn’t look good … TMZ has learned.

We broke the story … the 30-year-old rapper was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Hospital in L.A. Tuesday night after suffering multiple seizures. He was released Wednesday but just hours later one of his bodyguards found him in his room, on the floor and unconscious.

Wayne was rushed to the hospital again, but this time he did not stabilize. He was taken to ICU, where he was placed in restraints because he was shaking uncontrollably.

We’re told Wayne is currently “unstable,” and has been placed in an induced coma. He is breathing through tubes.

We’re told several people are at Wayne’s bedside crying, and a number of rap artists and family members are on the way. Sources say the scene is violent as Wayne shakes uncontrollably.

Sources say there’s evidence Wayne went on a Sizzurp binge after being released Wednesday, because doctors found high amounts of codeine in his system.

We’re told Wanye’s stomach was pumped 3 times to flush the drugs from his system.

Our prayers are with Wayne and his friend, family, and fans.

That said, if he’s blessed enough to make it though this, somebody has GOT to get a hold of him! We better not see ONE member of YMCMB with a dumb-a$$ double cup in their hand ever again!

Just in case any of them are scared to say it (We know Tez isn’t) we’ll set it off for them…

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Hey you stupid muthafawka! Put that s#!t down and maybe you’ll LIVE for your CHILDREN!

UPDATE: YMCMB brass Mack Maine and Birdman reassure the world that Wayne is NOT in a coma.

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After updating us on Wayne’s health Mack Maine went on to blast TMZ for alleged false reports.

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Everybody has some ‘splainin’ to do! What the hell is going on?!?!

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