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nope I would not. I don’t like the eyes

No

Nope

NERP!!

N-O

forreal though im tired of these biggie commercials on here

nope I would not. I don’t like the eyes
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PUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
I think we all cosign that

I’d hit the dude with the Hawaiian shirt on the right, cause he looks like he can have a good time.

The guy with the white shirt, hat and goatee would be cute, but he looks like he’d beat the sh** out of me…

And Jaleel…I’m sorry. You look like a younger version of Bill Cosby. And that’s not a good thing.

LOL @ PURPPLE forreal though im tired of these biggie commercials on here

I am not going to see the movie just because of the damm pop ups. Frock the movie. I’ll get it on bootlegg

YEAH…..LOOK LIKE HE COULD HIT YOU WITH THE MULE!!! HAHAHAHAHA. BUT I’M FOR REAL THOUGH.

@PURPPLE

HAHAHAHA ME TOO. ABOUT TH EDAMN BIGGIE ADS

Re is excited to see GAMBIT in May. FINALLY!

I’d hit the dude with the Hawaiian shirt on the right, cause he looks like he can have a good time.

The guy with the white shirt, hat and goatee would be cute, but he looks like he’d beat the sh** out of me…

And Jaleel…I’m sorry. You look like a younger version of Bill Cosby. And that’s not a good thing.

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tell em i want purple chiffon lining in my casket cus im DEAD! lol

PURPPLE

forreal though im tired of these biggie commercials on here
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Me too and I’m still not going to see the movie

And I hate the biggie actor’s mouth
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OMG i thought i was the only one.

It’s sad to say Jaleel looked better as Urkel…smh

@Mandah

LOL @ you wanting Chiffon

@Purrple

YES! Those commercials are too much…

LOL everybody’s waiting for biggie to come to bootleg or dvd…I feel ya.

Yea I think I would let him hit. He look like he could do some things to u.

Hey Re

Im working on tryna get my computer to block it or something..dang.

Not even poke it with a 10ft pole

If you want the biggie commercials to stop go to “start” on your computer. Then click on “Run”. In the registry type in “B.I.G.P.O.P.P.A/end”. No more commercials will pop up.

EYES JUST TO DAMN BIG. aint even gon be able to do it.

hell no he could not even lick it!!! anywho, the biggie actor was on 106 and park saying he puts cotton balls in his mouth to better give him the BIG mouth and voice@!!!

He’s too much of a nice guy & you know how females treat the nice one’s

Thanks Nigga!!!

Hey Lawdy!

i would tap dat anyday
shit i would jus tell him to close his eye cause i damn sure aint gonna be looking in those huge ass things

ok NS that didnt work with the Run thing

I (Heart) Nerds

LMAO @ J.A. Gal…like on Scary Movie Marlon had ol girl wit a bag on her head…terrible

hey ermie and purp!!!

I think he’s ok looking. Now if I would sleep with him depends on how he treats me. But he def would not be my first pick for a jump off….lol. Ummm, on another note, I am so glad I am not the only person sick of the effin Biggie pop ups and NOT going to see the movie but getting it on bootleg……. *sigh of relief* LOL

I’d have to pass on this one…thanks, but no thanks.

I bet he has a white or hispanic chick, a nigga ann’t waitin for black females to make up their minds on the type of brotha she wants no more.

Bossip yall have heard our outcrys now stop with the Biggie popups. And while your at it, add a new topic. These are boring already

And we have our first racially divisive comment of the day — Thanks, PM! *waving*

Yes, these comments are a tad dry, Ermy. . .

And the pop-ups are very annoying.

Yes I would…. he looks like a bonafide freak!!!

@ Sydney sorry I take it back Syd, thought it would be better then these borring ass topics Bossip got this morning happy friday everyone

*these topics are a tad dry*

Thank you, PM.

Once again, there are male AND female black nerds — Both probably experienced some level of rejection in their lives, but, hopefully, they got over it.

And, yes, there are sisters who love erudite men — particularly those who don glasses.

Happy Friday!

Nope!!!

But I’d ride the face of the guy sitting next to him. (the one with the watch on!)

He’s hawt!!

I mean, think about it, yes, Urkel had that distinctively grating voice, a lack of respect for Laura’s personal space, and those horrible highwaters, but he’s the type you could take to Brooks Brothers, get him some voice lessons, and clean him up a bit. He would probably be the one of the nicest, most loyal, considerate boyfriends you could ever have.

You wouldn’t have to worry about his lack of conversation, bad manners, or a propensity for cheating and other scurrilous behavior.

SSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYY—–D——–NEEEEEYYYYYYYYY!!!

Lol!!

HE LOOKS OK BUT THEM EYES TOO BIG!!!! THATS A DISTRACTION WHILE IM IN MY PROCESS ((WINK WINK))

good morning oh lawdy, and sydney

anyway HELL no i want let STEVEN Q URKEL hit I much rather hit up the nerd that was in my high school… its funny cause I can still hear that song off of Family Matters “DO it Do the Urkel Do the URKEl dance do the URKEL do the UR UR UR UR URKEL” okay ima stop

LOL @ Diva

I still need to send you my address, btw. I’ll do that ASAP.

I’m almost ashamed to say …i think i would LOL, i don’t really know why though. I think its the eyes.

Hey hey Sydnaaay! Happy Fwyday!

LMAO@ 1 TRU DIVA

Nope!!!

But I’d ride the face of the guy sitting next to him.

tru diva: riding face…naughty girl

hey hey 1tru!!

Hey ATX

NO HE LOOKS LIKE A FROG

OK, I had the biggest crush on Theo on The Cosby Show, btw.

I just had to share that. . .

ms. meca: girl i looked at your picture right..and i was like what is my sister doing on here..you look identical to my sister i put that on everything…

@Sydney..So what u sayin is after u put it on him he would turn into Stephan.

tasha: yeah your prob right its the eyes because that the 1st thing i see

i had a crush on that light skin guy forgot his name on different world the drummer

Theo was iight but i didnt crush on him. loved his character though. i watched the episode yesterday when he told Vanessa he forbid her to go out with one of his friends. classic and Claire was beautiful

Hi Peeps!

I know that was wrong!

Please forgive me for thinking unclean and impure thoughts.

**hangs head in shame**

i dont know why everyone liked Dwayne Wayne. He looked like a velociraptor. I liked the guy that Freddie liked. With the light eyes, what was his name?

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I’ll hit Jaleel’s ass! He was one of the smart children actors that invested!

ATX CHICK

FA REAL??? LOL OOPS ALMOST GETTIN SIS IN TROUBLE

BTW—I FINALLY picked up my Chihuahua yesterday! She weighs about 3 1/2 lbs.

I was thinking about naming her Marissa, Alejandra, Maria, Delgado, Ruiz, Fernandes, Salzar—HINSON!!!

Whatcha think?

I saw him on Child Stars All Grown Up on E! last nite. I would take him! He has grown into a handsome young man…and he is educated! I used to think he was so fine when he would turn into his alter ego, Stefan Urkell. yeah, like him and those bedroom eyes! lol

IN ORDER FOR HIM TO HIT ILL HAVE TO POKE OUT HIS EYES

Damn, y’all tried that shit? LMAO.

Bedroom eyes my foot

Suga????????????? SUGA?????????????????????/

Is……that…….REALLY…..you?????????????

Oh
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GARSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ronald ‘Ron’ Johnson thats the dude name i will do him well back in the younger days of course

@pm

“@Sydney..So what u sayin is after u put it on him he would turn into Stephan.”

LOL, yes, pretty much — I wouldn’t want to change who he is because I think that was part of his charm, but he could at least have pants that fit properly.

8balls is more like it

I ALMOST THOUGHT THAT WAS THE DOGS WHOLE NAME

Yes, then we could have a good life living off that Erkel money!!!

meca: girl yes i was about to reach threw this computer and take her ass to school…SMH I guess its true you do have a twin somewhere

LMAO @ ATXCHICK

**singing to my long lost friend**

“Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out!

Welcome back, to that same ol’ place that we laughed about!”

im surprised he’s not married or is he?

LMAO at tru diva song… sing it girl but dont break the mirrors

Hi Ms. Sugar Walls

LOL @ Ermy’s description of Dwayne Wayne

I also had a crush on him and his flip-up glasses, lol.

@ MS MECCA–

It IS!!!!!!

Lol!!!!!!!!!!

I heard on the radio that MYA is tired of people going around talking shit about her being pregnant she said she is NOT pregnant and if she has to she will go to court bitch slapping that person who said it…i wonder who said it she didnt give no names. WHat happen to SILK the SHOCKER

dwayne wane look lame to me i didnt see what whitney like about him…ewww RON is whats up the way he worked them drums lets me know he was good

1 TRU DIVA!!!

***DEAD***

THE DOG WONT BE ABLE TO SPELL ALL THAT IN 1ST GRADE

Mya need to go and sit her 84 pound ass weighing self down somewhere before somebody pokes her narrow butt in the back of her neck!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

Your little dog sounds so cute, Diva!

That name is a mouthful, though, lol.

Do you all remember the Sex and the City episode when Charlotte names her dog “Elizabeth Taylor.” I thought that was hilarious.

84 pounds more like 75 pounds

That’s a negative!

tru diva whats your dogs name?

I always thought Mya was underestimated in her talent — Isn’t she a classically trained dancer?

SILK THA SHOCKA IT AINT MY FAULT

If It don’t make dollas then I don’t want to make It
If it don’t have four or five zero’s behind it I don’t wan’t to take It
If it’s a lexas why get a three when I can get a four
Why drive a five when I can drive a six
If It’s the dope game why buy IT once when I can buy a brick
Instead of buying a four I brought a four five so I can hide my wrist bitch
See most of my time Is spent up in the air
I’m on a airphone talking down to the mayor

I was thinking about naming her Marissa, Alejandra, Maria, Delgado, Ruiz, Fernandes, Salzar—HINSON!!!
Damn is that the whole name or you choosing one…

I’m going to make sure she speaks nothing but Spanish!!!

If you speak to her in English, she’ll just cock her head to the side like “WTH ju say????”

I went to Walmart to find her some clothes. I found a couple of cute things that the smallest sizes were XXS. They were to big!!!

Yes, in a heart beat. Jaeel looks a hell of a lot better than those thug looking guys with the tatoos like Lil Wayne (JUST NASTY).

sydney: actually she is a great dancer!!!

Marissa, Alejandra, Maria, Delgado, Ruiz, Fernandes, Salzar—HINSON!!!
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That’s her name!!!

Lol!!!!!

I was filling out the registration papers and the lady told me I had to narrow her name down to two.

You KNOW I got an attitude—mumbling under my breath!

She gets me sick!

I hate her!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

aww tru diva can i have her

He looks like a bug

tru diva: you are crazy I can just see you getting mad…how she gonna tell you that you have to narrow your name for your dog down to 2 i would said hell it is two names Marissa, Alejandra, Maria is the first name and Delgado, Ruiz, Fernandes, Salzar—HINSON is the last name

@ ATXChick–

She is absolutely adorable!!

Actually, with her pop eyes being sooo far apart and those HUGE ears, now that I think of it….she’s so ugly that she’s cute!!

tru diva: then i would of called her a BITCH

she so ugly that she cute LMAO

but how are you going to get your dog to bark in spanish…

tru diva: you are crazy I can just see you getting mad…how she gonna tell you that you have to narrow your name for your dog down to 2 i would said hell it is two names Marissa, Alejandra, Maria is the first name and Delgado, Ruiz, Fernandes, Salzar—HINSON is the last name

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I wish I would’ve thought of that!!! Lol!!!

When we were coming back, I told Mykel and my Debo that they would have to get in the back seat so she could have the front.

Both of them looked at me like I was crazy!

I told BOTH of them—-

DON’T…..MAKE….ME….HAVE…TO…..CHOOSE!!!!

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!!

HOW SUMBODY GONNA TELL YU TO NARROW YO DOG NAME DOWN!!! THATS HILARIOUS

@ATX

Yes, I think Mya has had formal dance training and can dance circles around most of the other young chanteuses on the scene today (i.e. Beyonce and her trademark bounce).

And I personally loved her song “Fallen” from her album 3-4 years ago, I think — Fallen in love with you. . .I’ve fallen in love in with you. . .I can’t get up. . .

It didn’t get hardly enough airplay, and it was a nice, clean song.

but how are you going to get your dog to bark in spanish…
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, it’s not that difficult. To speak spanish, all you have to to is say “O” at the end of each word.

EX: I’m going to the store (English)

(Spanish) I’m-O going-O to-O the-O store-O!

FEAR OF FLYING!!!

@Diva

What’s your dog’s nickname?

@ ms mecca-

And why did I seriously get an attitude?

Lol!!!

@ Sydney–

Her nickname is: Felony!!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

*gasping for air*

…………….FLATLINED………………

DID I DO THATTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

Stoppin through to say good morning to all the ladies. Wut up people?

Actually, it’s not that difficult. To speak spanish, all you have to to is say “O” at the end of each word.

EX: I’m going to the store (English)

(Spanish) I’m-O going-O to-O the-O store-O!

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OMG

Sup man

1 TRU DIVA!!!

I WOULD HAVE TOO!
WHATS THE DOG NICK NAME???

LMAO @ To speak spanish, all you have to to is say “O” at the end of each word.

YEAH I TRIED THAT ON A SPANISH TEST IN HIGH SCHOOL TOO BAD THAT DIDNT WORK

LMAO @ Felony

See, why are you going to sentence your dog to a life of ridicule? You’re almost as bad as these parents naming their children after alcoholic drinks and STDs, lol.

Hey, Man

WAD UP MAN

THAT SOUND LIK A NAME OF A FELONE

LMAO and fell out of my seat laughing at FELONY

hey mild hey man

ROFL @ Purpple..

I’m sick of seeing that shit too. I told my homeboy I’ll catch that shit on bootleg and he called me a hater.. lol

When you do a story on someones life is it suppose to look so bang bang? look at Ali, whats love got to do with it,RAY, etc. trailers were waaaay better.

@ Sydney–

I just e-mailed you.

Hi Nina

OK, Diva, I’ll respond to you.

@ Sydney–

When you get a chance, listen to my voice mail.

It’s in Spanish.

REAL Spanish!

After you listen to it, I’ll have to tell you a story behind it.

I NORMALLY TRY NOT TO COMMENT IF MY FEEDBACK IS NOT A GOOOD ONE, BUT I DON’T THINK I WOULD WANT TO ROLL OVER AND SEE THOSE THINGS STARING AT ME, I MIGHT JUST FREAK OUT!

Are you fluent in Spanish, Diva?

im fluent in ebonics

juju: LMAO yeah i prob reach out for my gun underneath my bed and shot him

!Hola! ?Como esta? ?Donde esta el burrito? !El burrito supreme bel grande is muy interesante!

queso el burrito si!!

Hey Sydney!! Happy Friday lady.

ok, what we talking about today, cause I know it aint urkel.. lol

!Ay! Urkel is muy guapo. Voy a comer el culo bel grande supreme en la manana. !Arriba!

I might hit it only b/c I like nerdy guys and during the entire ordeal I’d just keep thinking about Steffan Urk-El. That would definitely help the experience out.

LMAO @ Yoshie!!!

Girl–you need to be evaluated!!

Lol!!!!

Hey Nina and Syd
whats happnin?

I turned it off so that it’ll go directly to voice mail.

Hey Purp!

hey hey hey Diva

@ OH LAWDY!!!!

Don’t MAKE me start rhymin’ in Spanish!!!

Oh, I GOT the skills!!!

I’ve had a crush on Jaleel every since Stephan Urkelle was born. So hell yeah Jaleel could hit it if my hubby wasn’t already on the job.

i dont feel like doing shit today@!!

Y’al gone make me………….

**looking around for microphone/yellow highlighter**

I’d tell you who I’d smash….

The dad from Fresh Prince of Bel Air!!!!!!!!

I’d sit on his stom—–aaaaaaaaccccccccchhhhhhhh!!!

**whew**

Hey Purrppppppple!!!!

whats on the bossip menu today.. I dont see any good stories up.

I’d do the doctor from scrubbs, too! (The white one)

Only if he kept the scrubs on, though!

@ Nina knows–

Good morning!

NO GOOD STORIES???????????????

Today is the happiest day of my life .(other than when my divorce was finalized)

I finally got my dog and I’m telling the world about it and you say there’s no GOOD STORIES???

UGH!!!!!!!!!!!

I’d do Homer Simpson.

He’s sessy!!!

Diva what kinda dog you gots?

A Chihuahua.

@ Nina–

Unh….uh?

Take it back………TAKE IT BAAACCCKKKKK!!!

@1TruDiva

You know Uncle Phil is gay in real life…right?

lol

uncle phil and carl winslow

Zach Braff was so good in Garden State.

I also appreciate Carlton, in all his wondrous nerdiness. It’s not unusual. . . *doing the Carlton dance*

I knew that Carl Winslow was but Uncle PHIL????????

***runs out of thread in tears**

lol @1trudiva

yes honey uncle phil is big ass homo. sorry.

BWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Syd.. I LOVE garden state. You know thats his movie, he wrote it. anything corky and I’m all over it.

lol, I actually met Uncle Phil in person and he is a very massive man. Not only is he large in terms of weight, but he is very very tall too. Hard to believe he likes hair balls instead of the cooch

actually Carlton is married in real life. he’s not gay.

im with oh lawdy i dont feel like doing shit today i think im going to take a nap on my desk first i have to close my office door and blinds… okay yall ima talk later

hell no

LOL@nina and Syd with that daym carlton dance

Urkel has aged nicely, but not enough for me. Sorry.

Good morning Bossipers!!!

I want a chihuahua.

uncle phil is gay?!?!

you know ron from different world is married to vanessa (tempest bledsoe) they are doing a reality show

Wait!

My Uncle Phil is gay?!?!?!?!

I’ma f*ck him up!!!! I knew he was creepin’ but I thought it was with my replacement Daphne Maxwell Reid. You mean he’s been creepin’ with JEFFREY?!?!?! They both gettin’ CUT!

**singing “Bust Your Windows”**

id hit it only as stefan urkelle… he was smooooth

@ Sydney–

I had to turn my phone back on. I don’t know if you had the chance to hear my VM but I’ll give you the watered down version—

It starts off “I’m not available right now…blah,blah,blah. Then, BTW–and the rest of the message is in Spanish which translates to: I’ve made some changes in my life. If I don’t return your call, consider yourself one of them.”

Well, I had a guy leave ME a message after listening to mine. He said–I’ve not heard from you in a minute. It’s seems you’re always busy. BTW–I don’t know what you said in Spanish but it sounds sexy as hell!”

If he only knew…………

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’d Slam Dunk Urkel’s Ass!!!

FYI…Uncle Phil ain’t gay, he’s married…Carl Winslow is!!! Y’all don’t remember the E True Hollywood Story on Family Matters?????

LOL @ Purp

Come do that Carlton dance with us, girl — You know you want to.

“It’s not unusual. . .” *swinging arms wildly*

@Lawdy

Ron married Vanessa? Wow, I didn’t know that.

Well, isn’t that a match made in 80′s-early 90′s black bougie TV heaven. . .

Good Morning ladies, to ATXchica.. and Auntie Viv, Nina knows, True diva (fine azz) i know you got to be fine cause your kid is beautiful, and to purp and last but definetly not least my li sweet gorgeous lil NIkki U, got a half day using part of my sick day so im out of here in a few.. yall have a great weekend and stay warm and dont do nothing me and my lil Nikki wouldnt do! LOL!

whuz up mild

uncle phil is gay!!!

Carl Winslow is gay? That’s a news flash.

He was so funny in Die Hard, btw.

@Diva

LOL, I’ll listen to your vm ASAP. You’re crazy, girl, lol.

uncle phil is gay!!! be careful mild sauce dont fall and bust your ass outside!!!

Dammit I guess everyone is gay! Buncha homos!

do yall remember steves country cousin MYRTLE URKEL

@Nina

Yeah, when I first saw Garden State, I learned that it was Zach Braff’s movie. And I really liked Natalie Portman’s performance. I also still want to get the soundtrack.

@ mild—

Howya duuurnnnnnnn?!

**cybering mild a sausage, egg, and cheese bagel from Dunkin Donuts**

Uncle phil is gay! What i dont believe our Bossip Admin is all up in here gay.. now thats a damn shame Uncle Phil… Aunt Viv, where are you , better get on ole Unck!!!

I have that damn Tom Jones song stuck in my head now, thanks to ya’ll.

wasssup mild!!

Purp… have you peeped your inbox.

Tatiyana Ali was soooo beyond gorgeous on that show, I expected her to look better than she does now.

Hey Mild Sauce!

I’m right here, and I’ma f*ck Phil’s azz up fo’ sho!!! I’m so embarrassed!

Oh lawdy.. hey there, was that Myrtle part played by Donna Summer or am i mistaken? Wiat what the hell am im talking about Myrtle was played by Steve with a wig on ..damn all i know is that chick was uglllyyyy!!LOL!!

YEAH STEVE WAS MYRTLE!!! she wore all those bumpkin ass dresses!!!

OK–

Uncle Phil’s out. The jury’s still out on Tyler Perry……

sooooooooo…

I guess I’ll go back to Homer Simpson.

When he throws those two strands of hair to the side?

**whew**

Thanks DIVA, I just got the breakfast sandwich via cyber-ex and it is looking good with all that cheese dripping off it, now i can get my apple juice out the fridge and im set… and they better not had drank my apple juice ill have to go off like Eve did in Barbershop.. “who the hell drank my damn apple juice”?????

He is not ugly and I can see the handsome guy peeking out but his eyes are really buggy. If I had to give him some it would be doggie style.

oh lawdy.. Did Donna Summer play anything in family matters, or am i thinking of another show… all i keep seeing is Donna S in a old raggedy dress as somebodys kinfolk!LOl!

Or maybe it was that chick with the big mouth.. that singer Millie Jackson.. oh well i dont know…?????

Nah Nina im bout to go check it now, didnt hop on at all yesterday

EVERYBODY.. i got a question no body here can answer.. ill give a big cyber kiss to who can tell me what the name of that show that had Uncle Phil (James Avery) as an attorney and Terrance Howard was his assistant.. Anybody got the answer?????? Tv show i think was out int he 80′s or late 80′s??????

@mild sauce

that was donna summer that played aunt una from altuna….or something like that….

He’s too much of a nice guy & you know how females treat the nice one’s
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lol, I was thinking the same thing! He may not be as fine as Will, Denzel or even T.I but he probably treats his woman like a Queen! Looks are not everything.

Diva, I personally like Apu from the Kwik E Mart.

Thank you come again.

Thanks, I think I will.

**wink wink***

@1TruDiva..

lmao.. girl you know Tyler Perry is a homo.

Please tell me you know that…. He is living out his gayest dreams playing madea. what a way to make money in the closet.

Tyler Perry has a gay mouth, just like Donnie Mcclurklin (sp).

mild sauce pucker up baby it was on bet called SPARKS!!! Juwanna man was on there too!!

Kiss me you sexy Bitch!!!

mild sauce…

The guy from juwanna man was hilarious on that show too. I love that show it takes place in compton. they were all lawyers and shit. I used to looooove that show.

but cant think of the name.. you gonna have to give me my cyber kiss just for knowing that much about it.

oooh I got it SPARKS!!!!

ok Purp.

after me nina, mild sauce is kissing me right now, so when he kisses you, you will bet tastin me!!!!

nina knows is my cyber twin, (shes the freaky one) great minds think alike!!!

dammit Lawdy!! lmao.. oh well, you cool so it aint so bad.

“hit that” sounds so vulgar….if i wasnt married and the opportunity was presented….a date…and so on….he’s alway been a cutie.

oh thanks nina cuz you and pur can be kinda ruff in here!!! I know you dont like certain folks!!! of folk i should say!!!!!

know my hair, are you pushing out a fart in that picture??

brb

Say yall remeber that good ass show with patti labelle, morris chestnut and vivica fox. That shit was good.

I forget the name.

@Nina Knows

Out All Night

Oh lawdy.. you sexy thand you!! i sent some tongue along with .. is that cool so put that lip gloss all over my kiss baby!!!!

Sparks was the name of it… Oh lawdy was on that like nobodys donkey!! damn girl!!!!

Damn yall some smart folks up in this bytch today! It was Donna Summer on that show i knew it.. ole mild got some sense, she did play that aunt una fom altuna.. LOL LOL at that name altuna!!!!

Ay, He’s at a UCLA game! GO BRUINS!!!! 11 national titles and counting.

LOL mt azz off at Oh lawdy with .. KIss me you sexy bitch!!!!!

mild

it was called sparks

oh dang im late

nina knows is my cyber twin, (shes the freaky one) great minds think alike!!!

You got the right one ba-by, uh huh.. *in my ray charles pepsi commercial voice.*
lol

lawdy, people be attacking me and purp first, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

ms meca.. girl you real late.. lol

you blogging in cp time.

@c from stl

oooh your right. Thats the damn name!! Thanks dude.

NO.

@nina knows

no prob

Hey slick dick…

suck a fat one. beeyoootch

Who in this mo fo is sick of SOUL PLANE and BABY BOY on B E T as much as i am , i mean i like the movies but damn it aint too funny when you see it every damn week!!! But i watch em everytime but still sick of them!

C from stl.. be on some knowledge!!!!!

Jaleel is cool, but not my type…I would just end up hurting his heart…

@mild sauce

I honestly don’t even waste my time watching BET anymore. For a network that is so established and has so much money behind it I would think that they could come up with better programming. They are now basically a black version of Vh1 and MTV.

your momma is a prostitutes BITCH directed at slick dick

lmao @ nina knows

c from stl..

The same company that owns BET.. owns VH1 and MTV.

go figure, right?!

*in my maury voice* Bobby Johnson.. you ARE a sellout.

@nina knows

right I know….that’s my point. I was Viacom that bought it right? Bobby Johnson has completely ruined what he created and now it’s a bunch of buffoonery. I used to STAY watching BET but now I don’t even switch my channel to it and if I do it only stays there 30 seconds tops before I start feeling like I’m losing a few brain cells…smh

they play the shit out of paper chase too!!!!

NINa KNows … you crazy lady.. but i love you too!

your momma is a prostitute bitch!!!

they mess with me too nina, one person in particular!!!

c from stl…

babe, I 10000% cosign. yhea it was Viacom. I used to live on BET too. even if for some retarded reason my tv stops on that channel, like you, after 30 secs its moved on.

smh too.

oh lawdy.. I bet I know who… and shes white.

Nina done deal!

arrrrggggg, this starbucks coffee CrackCain got my stomach twiiiissstteeeddd. daym.

lol NINA who wants beef brisket today? I dont feel like reading up

that white chick has got to go!!!

It’s gotten to the point where my boyfriend and I consider ourselves black racists…lol. Every time we see something that our people are doing on tv or out in the world that is not adding to our progression we start going off and if you did not see how we looked you would think we were not black at all…lol. I actually get turned completely off when I am watching music videos or something and I see the stereotypical golds in the front and booty shaking in the camera. I will change channels and quickly ponder writing a letter to the producers…lol. I HATE feeling like that!

no i actually like oshie its not her

OK….I’m back!

BTW—I thought Donnie McClurkin wasn’t gay no more?!

Didn’t he fall down but got back up?

@1TruDiva

That’s what I heard but I’m a firm believer that once you like it from a man, I don’t think you can fully like it from a woman…lol

I wanna move so bad, i am tired of tampa!!

Purpple.. lol, I got you in a few.

.. oooh dont let me get started on the effects of coffee on the stomach. lol

lmao@twiiissstteeedd

ha, beef brisket, you know our name will be up in some mess before the day is out.

lawdy.. I’m not talking about oshie.

aint she the only white one on here??

1truDiva… lol, you killin me over here. I have very good gaydar.

look girl, once you taken a big dick up the ass.. you will always and forever be a gay dude.

he can fall down and get back up all day, and he still a homo.

Donnie McClurkin is a holy homo.

lawdy.. I wanna go to tampa, never been.

holy homo

come visit i got plenty of room!!!! aint shit to do here!! how old are you??

I am Catholic and honestly I think that’s why alot of the priests who have been charged with molesting poor alter boys go into the priesthood in the first place. If you are gay, you’re gay! So instead of living their entire lives trying to fight it they go into the priesthood where they are sworn to give their entire lives to Christ so that they are like married to Jesus. But, unfortunately….the flesh is weak…:)

I know i know, its my guilty pleasure a few days of the week. its terrible!

I’ve always loved his ‘big dreamy eyes.’ More to see me with… I don’t know if I would go there with him because he seems like the type that dry humps and gets off from doing that. I could be wrong

Hi all

Hellz yea I’d do Urkel!! I love Weirdos, I am wearing that T-shirt today. LOL

i cant stand oshie, but then again she hates me so we are even.. each to their own thats why you never see me commenting to her!

@ Lawdy!!

Ugh that email u sent me of that infected penis was Disgusting, I threw up my dinner, thought I let u know that lol.

man my mom’s priest is so fine……dam dam dam.

oh lawdy, remove these evil thoughtS!!!!!

Nina Knows.. I think i know who you are talking about.. i aint on that one either!

yeah rooke, we are even@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Lawdy

LOL. Keep it up I will bring Herpes back, lol.

Oh God did I step into the “I hate Oshie Room?” She is such a sweetheart, how can anyone hate her?

mild … EXACTLY.

Urkel got eyes like joan on girlfriends. They stay on permanent buck. Everytime you look at them looking they saying “huh?” with their eyes.

lawdy.. late 20′s. alright you aint gonna want me to leave. and kidnapping is illegal! lol

hey Brook.. you cool but you know not everyone likes everyone, so you know everybody got their reasons.. so imma leave it like that and when i dont like a person i dont talk with them or even read their posts. its like why is this person putting my name in their post.. i know imma meany but i turned over a new leaf for new years but some people .. oh no!!

mild sauce.. thats ok I like mean people. Here have a cyber hug.. lol

maybe its just me but i like who i like and i hate who i hate… thats just how it goes!!!!!

Purpple, Purpple, Purpppppple!!

ok, sorry, just felt like doing that.

Nina knows.. thanks doll grabbing Nina Knows hug and saying.. Wow you smell good .. what fragrance are you wearing.. Victoria dont tell nobody… JK.. i guess i’ve been watching too much damn soul plane! UMMM , nice scent Nina!!! wish i had smell vision for real!!

Let’s all sing Kumbaya!

**sorry I just like for everyone to get along**

i am sensitive but you are right i like who i like

LOL Nina, girl when will this work day end…arggggggg!

anyone in here have kids cuz i need some advice about my baby girl and her dating!!!

@ Mild

mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

hey Brook.. you cool but you know not everyone likes everyone, so you know everybody got their reasons.. so imma leave it like that and when i dont like a person i dont talk with them or even read their posts. its like why is this person putting my name in their post.. i know imma meany but i turned over a new leaf for new years but some people .. oh no!!

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I feel you but, what is weird to me is, how can someone not like someone when they dont really know them? This is a blog nobody dont really know anyone on here. I notice alot of ppl say mean things about Oshie but they dont know her to say that. But thats just my opinion, carry on.

lawdy.. if your sensitive you coulda fooled me, you seem like a very strong woman.

the sensitive I’m talking about equates to weak. and I dont think thats you ma.

i loves oshie, the real one not the imposter!!!

oh ok nina (putting on my ’bout to bitch slap somebody face”)

Good afternoon lovely ladies of Bossip

Fellas, what’s up

@OH LAWDY!!!!

anyone in here have kids cuz i need some advice about my baby girl and her dating!!!

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I have a son, and he is 6 and has a girlfriend who is 26 and a stepfather at 6 to her 3 kids, therefore I cant give any advise about dating LOL. But serious how old is your daughter?

she is 13 but she has the body of a 17 year old

Hey Sexy Dapro… I will take u over Urkel any day, hahaha

whut up Dapro!!

maturity of a 10 year old

heeeey now Dapro

Wow! These kids are drinkin milk that has way too much hormones, when I was 13 I looked like an 8 yr old boy, lol. But what u must have to do is be open with her, dont make her fear you, then she will not tell u anything. And I will suggest putting her on the pill, even if she is not sexually active, its better to be safe than sorry. My mom had me on the pill at 14, so its cool.

i she got the depo shot when she first got her period, i told her it was a special flu shot!!!

Brook… of course i dont really know oshie and probably would .. maybe i said maybe half way , a smiggen lke her if i knew her. Yes its a blog but you can tell a lot about a person especially being she is on here all day. You take her i dont want her.. i shoudnt say i hate her but i’ll put it like this if my woman came on here talking like that all day i would have a damn big azz problem with her!Jokes is jokes but some things need to be left unsaid!!!!

I see white people!!!! help me!!!!!

mild sauce my mom is biracial, are you talkin bout me?>???

I certainly would Hit Urkel off. He can get it anytime.

Brook.. i like you you seem to be a cool girl .. dont worry about who dont like her!!! i like you, nina , lawdy, ATX, purp, RE, Be, and Aunt VIv, and Kzzyme, and or course my boo NIkki U, so i got enough women on here to love.And if my girl at home knew she would slap the back of my head.. JK, she knows im a lover of beautiful woman , she just laughs and calls me a cyber sneak!!!LOL!

@mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

Brook… of course i dont really know oshie and probably would .. maybe i said maybe half way , a smiggen lke her if i knew her. Yes its a blog but you can tell a lot about a person especially being she is on here all day. You take her i dont want her.. i shoudnt say i hate her but i’ll put it like this if my woman came on here talking like that all day i would have a damn big azz problem with her!Jokes is jokes but some things need to be left unsaid!!!!

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I say crazy things on here to sometimes, its all a freedom of speech but I never down anyone or try to play anybody cuz like I said I dont know ppl to do that, unless I am provoked. But I never see the “Racist” in her like people claim. Cant we all just get along lol.

@Lawdy

Hahahahaha. Depo shot as a flu shot thats good. When I have my girl finally I will do the same. lol. Do u honestly think she is sexually active?

OH lawdy… yeah i keep seeing that white lady on the pole in your gravy… my girls mom is white so shes bi-racial too!!!!

@ Mild

I like you too, u r funny and I love ppl wit a sense of humor and that is why I am drawn to ppl like Oshie, Lawdy, Lacombe, Man, Julips etc. I just wish ppl in real life like me as much as my Bossip family do, but then again I dont give a shit anymore, lol.

Brook.. but dont you think somebody had to see it to say that… and i think it was a few folks who saw the racial tones in her post! I just say be your self and no put-ons and if folks like you good.. if they dont keep it moving at the end of the day we know who we love!!!

thats trailer park trixie in my gravie!!!! I like funny people too. I like brooke, see i am older than most of you on here and i am accustomed to dealing with different types of people, thats what makes the world go round,…..i dont go around verbally attacking people on here for no reason if i go off its usually cuz they have done or said something stupid

OK all you lovely ladies of Bossip, old mild has got to do some cleaning up here… which really i aint did too much today, but im out of here in 1/2 hr, for my half sick day!! Yall have a good week-end and stay fine as hell! MILD is gonna enjoy his 2 and 1/2 day weekend!

Brook.. take care lady and stay sweet you are a sweet lady!!!

@Brook

Really, appreciate that my dear. I thought you were leaning towards Urkel lol

@Purpp

What’s up lady! How’s my homegirl? You’re mayor is gangsta! lmao

@Nina Knows

What’s up southern bell, made some room for me and purpp. It’s -17 degrees in the Chi!

make some room

Damn I’m slow today

@ Dapro

I know u aint got ya arse in the tropics while I am frezzing my tits off in cold ass NYC lol

Bye Mild sauce!!! stay Mild, i guess, lol!!!

Na I’m at work

It’s minus something in the Chi

hey dapro what about me??

@ Dapro

Oh I was about to say! Damn you! lol

LOL Dapro…yes she is, the whole thing is a mess.

how are you today? good i hope

i would if he still had money!
he looks aiight

Purp.. check it ma!

ok Nina, give me some minutes….

Lawdy

You about to miss the plane…hurry up

@Purpp

Damn you pack light!

@Nina

How many rooms you have?

he likes he would make a nice husband. I love the way Steve loved Laura and the way Stephon loved Laura. I would have picked Steve too. Remember when he sent Laura 12 dozen, dozen roses. I think taht is so sweet and romantic. It shows how he would go over and beyond for Laura.

my cuz went to skool with him and she said he was relly stuck up

Nina

Damn in TX? You about as bad as us

Pack your bags too we out

HELL THEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU YUUUUUUUUUCK YEA HE DOES LOOK LIKE A YOUNG BILL COSBY ~ NOT A GOOD THAAANG

MABY… BUT I DEF BONK “STEVE”

lol.. alright then Dapro. thats wasssup!!

aight we’re the hell we going?

Aruba? Montego Bay?

what happen to laura?

nina knows: what part of texas are you from

umm …. BOTH!! I know Purp ready to go!

hey brook

Dallas

where u at ATXChick? Wherever you at, I bet you freezing your butt off today.

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i mean gosh people can we talk about the nerd not each other! lol.. black females diss our black nerds and they end up chasing a white girl. Then we are mad about it! I will take a nerd as long as he is not clingY…and they are teachable. Cause I love teaching a guy tricks and things to please me!! OOOOOOweeeeee yeppppppy

yeah, he’s sexy in his own little way. and if he acts anything like stephan its a definite yes. lol!!!

I have tried looking at him from different angles, with one eye closed, both eyes crossed…nothing I do makes him look good to me. No thank you.

Being that to me in my own opinion Jaleel….is ugly,I aint even gonna lie, yep, sure would in my pre-celibate days but, now that I am celibate….NOPE. In my my years of dating, i’ve learned that the ugly brothers treat you better than the super attractive, FYNE brothers. Also i’ve learned and experienced brothers that are very nice looking & FYNE are kinda crazy!!! They be stalking, popping up at your apartment & at your job!! I even got chased down on the expressway by a FYNE brother. Maybe opposites attract? Thats why I choose to sustain from sex and put dating on a hiatus so I can figure out why am I attracting nice looking brothers that are as nice as they want to be and when we break up they act kinda crazy!! I got one that calls me everyday at 5am from a RESTRICTED number!!

Hell now, looks like he been cryin since the show got cancelled! LMAO!

nina they workin a sista, didnt get a chance to get back, check over the weekend itll be somethin there

I don’t think he’s ugly. He’s handsome despite his eyes in my opinion. I remember I use to drool over Stephan which is hilarious because he didn’t do anything but change his attire and talk in his regular voice. I crack up now thinking how I use to go crazy as if he really transformed in that machine of his.

Purpple.. no problem babe. Nothing major whenever you get a chance. Have a good weekend!!

why am I still lurking around on bossip… I have a life I swear I do.lol… Naw I just happen to check back and seen you.

Im out. Peace love and chicken grease.

HEEHEE, aight girl peace out, ive been trying to lurk today but even that’s been hard. its been something left and right today. Have a good weekend and OF COURSE a good week, im so jeals of ur vacay

Jaleel is homo. He is my cousin’s “friend” who often frequents family functions….hmmmmm

dude is paid though. I call those 2 the MBC (millionaire boys club)!

Looks mean nothing to an intelligent woman. As long as he was a good person, smelled good, and treated me well… why the hell not. I hope looks are paying bills these days, because the way it’s weighed is ridiculously shallow.

I can’t stand that dude’s eyes. Them shits are disturbing.

NO! He is still Urkel, and he still has those creepy lizard eyes. I never thought he was cute when he played “Stefan” on Family Matters, and they set him up like Urkel’s fine cousin or something. I still thought he looked busted even then!

Those eyes are pretty big but I would let him hit it and watch dem big ol eyes go straight up in the back of his head….after getting sum of this good dish of chocalote pudding. oohhh I got a little moist thinking about that one….gotta goooo

lol @ MOI…dang he gay. You know you don’t always believe what you hear but I have never seen him with a woman…always kinda wondered hmmm.

hell yeah!

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Bossip staff must be smoking crack. Dude looks good where? No thank you!

no, not my type

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Hell no.

Maybe if I was quadruple drunk and he had on stunna shades and… no.
Hit him before I hit ‘Eddie Winslow’ tho, lol

I bet every chick he dates asks him to do the Urkel voice. I bet he hates his life! Lol. How DO you grow out of that??
You don’t

I have to admit…I’ve always had a crush on him. Still do, so my answer is yes, yes, yes…

No Doubt! He’s rather handsome and he looks like he could be a gentleman.

whoever said he looked like a younger version of bill cosby is right. he looks better being urkel than he does now. i would do his alter ego stephan.now he had swagger. and why his eyes gotta be so damn big?

is he gay? i’ve never seen him dating a woman or doing anything else really. i haven’t heard much from him ever since family matters ended. maybe he got paid big as a child star so much that he doesn’t even have to work anymore.oh, and i would do eddie winslow.

No…H-ll no…

Jaleel is very smart. He worked his celebrity the correct way.

girl, i would break him off. I think he’s cute! and he’s tall too! its so many short azz mean here…U can hit it urkel!

He looks a lot like Bill Crosby…they can probably get him to play ole Bill, if they ever make a bio pic.

I WOULD HIT IT AND HIT IT GOOD IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FINE CAN YOU GIVE HIM MY NUMBER?

haha

he looks kinda weird in this pic but in reallllll life, dayyyum he is fine, aint nuthin finer.

YES, over and over and over and over…….and over.

umm no his eyes creep me out in this pic