Would You Hit it???: Steve Urkel/Jaleel White

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High Life (Glockapella)

1/16/09, 08:11:am

1 up



sickofitt

1/16/09, 08:12:am

nope I would not. I don’t like the eyes



*****

1/16/09, 08:12:am

No



High Life (Glockapella)

1/16/09, 08:12:am

Nope



Ermy Erm (It's... a balmy -17 in da Chi today, high 5 degrees)

1/16/09, 08:13:am

NERP!!



PURPPLE

1/16/09, 08:13:am

N-O



PURPPLE

1/16/09, 08:14:am

forreal though im tired of these biggie commercials on here



Ermy Erm (It's... a balmy -17 in da Chi today, high 5 degrees)

1/16/09, 08:15:am

nope I would not. I don’t like the eyes
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PUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
I think we all cosign that



Re is excited to see GAMBIT in May. FINALLY!

1/16/09, 08:15:am

I’d hit the dude with the Hawaiian shirt on the right, cause he looks like he can have a good time.

The guy with the white shirt, hat and goatee would be cute, but he looks like he’d beat the sh** out of me…

And Jaleel…I’m sorry. You look like a younger version of Bill Cosby. And that’s not a good thing.



sickofitt

1/16/09, 08:15:am

LOL @ PURPPLE forreal though im tired of these biggie commercials on here

I am not going to see the movie just because of the damm pop ups. Frock the movie. I’ll get it on bootlegg



you already know

1/16/09, 08:16:am

YEAH…..LOOK LIKE HE COULD HIT YOU WITH THE MULE!!! HAHAHAHAHA. BUT I’M FOR REAL THOUGH.

@PURPPLE

HAHAHAHA ME TOO. ABOUT TH EDAMN BIGGIE ADS



Mandah aka Cranberry Sauce.. when's it gon be four so i can clock out?

1/16/09, 08:17:am

Re is excited to see GAMBIT in May. FINALLY!

I’d hit the dude with the Hawaiian shirt on the right, cause he looks like he can have a good time.

The guy with the white shirt, hat and goatee would be cute, but he looks like he’d beat the sh** out of me…

And Jaleel…I’m sorry. You look like a younger version of Bill Cosby. And that’s not a good thing.

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tell em i want purple chiffon lining in my casket cus im DEAD! lol



reese615

1/16/09, 08:18:am

@ PURPPLE

forreal though im tired of these biggie commercials on here
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Yep, ***** a biggie movie. It’s a damn shame that a pop up could make you hate something so much. And I hate the biggie actor’s mouth. LMAO



High Life (Glockapella)

1/16/09, 08:18:am

PURPPLE

forreal though im tired of these biggie commercials on here
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Me too and I’m still not going to see the movie



Ermy Erm (It's... a balmy -17 in da Chi today, high 5 degrees)

1/16/09, 08:19:am

And I hate the biggie actor’s mouth
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OMG i thought i was the only one.

It’s sad to say Jaleel looked better as Urkel…smh



Re is excited to see GAMBIT in May. FINALLY!

1/16/09, 08:21:am

@Mandah

LOL @ you wanting Chiffon

@Purrple

YES! Those commercials are too much…



PURPPLE

1/16/09, 08:23:am

LOL everybody’s waiting for biggie to come to bootleg or dvd…I feel ya.



MsMarie's Child

1/16/09, 08:23:am

Yea I think I would let him hit. He look like he could do some things to u.



PURPPLE

1/16/09, 08:23:am

Hey Re

Im working on tryna get my computer to block it or something..dang.



Trini

1/16/09, 08:30:am

Not even poke it with a 10ft pole



***** Said

1/16/09, 08:30:am

If you want the biggie commercials to stop go to “start” on your computer. Then click on “Run”. In the registry type in “B.I.G.P.O.P.P.A/end”. No more commercials will pop up.



Scooter

1/16/09, 08:35:am

EYES JUST TO DAMN BIG. aint even gon be able to do it.



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 08:37:am

hell no he could not even lick it!!! anywho, the biggie actor was on 106 and park saying he puts cotton ***** in his mouth to better give him the BIG mouth and voice@!!!



E$

1/16/09, 08:37:am

He’s too much of a nice guy & you know how females treat the nice one’s



Ermy Erm (It's... a balmy -17 in da Chi today, high 5 degrees)

1/16/09, 08:38:am

Thanks *****!!!



Ermy Erm (It's... a balmy -17 in da Chi today, high 5 degrees)

1/16/09, 08:38:am

Hey Lawdy!



J.A_ GAL

1/16/09, 08:39:am

i would tap dat anyday
***** i would jus tell him to close his eye cause i damn sure aint gonna be looking in those huge ***** things



Ermy Erm (It's... a balmy -17 in da Chi today, high 5 degrees)

1/16/09, 08:39:am

ok NS that didnt work with the Run thing



Sydney

1/16/09, 08:40:am

I (Heart) Nerds



Ermy Erm (It's... a balmy -17 in da Chi today, high 5 degrees)

1/16/09, 08:40:am

LMAO @ J.A. Gal…like on Scary Movie Marlon had ol girl wit a bag on her head…terrible



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 08:40:am

hey ermie and purp!!!



Adrienne

1/16/09, 08:46:am

I think he’s ok looking. Now if I would sleep with him depends on how he treats me. But he def would not be my first pick for a jump off….lol. Ummm, on another note, I am so glad I am not the only person sick of the effin Biggie pop ups and NOT going to see the movie but getting it on bootleg……. *sigh of relief* LOL



kahmmillion

1/16/09, 08:50:am

I’d have to p***** on this one…thanks, but no thanks.



pm

1/16/09, 08:52:am

I bet he has a white or hispanic chick, a ***** ann’t waitin for black females to make up their minds on the type of brotha she wants no more.



Ermy Erm (It's... a balmy -17 in da Chi today, high 5 degrees)

1/16/09, 08:53:am

Bossip yall have heard our outcrys now stop with the Biggie popups. And while your at it, add a new topic. These are boring already



Sydney

1/16/09, 08:54:am

And we have our first racially divisive comment of the day — Thanks, PM! *waving*



Sydney

1/16/09, 08:55:am

Yes, these comments are a tad dry, Ermy. . .

And the pop-ups are very annoying.



Mrs. Foxx

1/16/09, 08:56:am

Yes I would…. he looks like a bonafide freak!!!



pm

1/16/09, 08:56:am

@ Sydney sorry I take it back Syd, thought it would be better then these borring ***** topics Bossip got this morning happy friday everyone



Sydney

1/16/09, 08:56:am

*these topics are a tad dry*



Sydney

1/16/09, 08:58:am

Thank you, PM.

Once again, there are male AND female black nerds — Both probably experienced some level of rejection in their lives, but, hopefully, they got over it.

And, yes, there are sisters who love erudite men — particularly those who don gl*****es.

Happy Friday!



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 09:03:am

Nope!!!

But I’d ride the face of the guy sitting next to him. (the one with the watch on!)

He’s hawt!!



Sydney

1/16/09, 09:04:am

I mean, think about it, yes, Urkel had that distinctively grating voice, a lack of respect for Laura’s personal *****e, and those horrible highwaters, but he’s the type you could take to Brooks Brothers, get him some voice lessons, and clean him up a bit. He would probably be the one of the nicest, most loyal, considerate boyfriends you could ever have.

You wouldn’t have to worry about his lack of conversation, bad manners, or a propensity for cheating and other scurrilous behavior.



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 09:04:am

SSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYY—–D——–NEEEEEYYYYYYYYY!!!

Lol!!



ms meca

1/16/09, 09:05:am

HE LOOKS OK BUT THEM EYES TOO BIG!!!! THATS A DISTRACTION WHILE IM IN MY PROCESS ((WINK WINK))



ATXChick

1/16/09, 09:05:am

good morning oh lawdy, and sydney

anyway HELL no i want let STEVEN Q URKEL hit I much rather hit up the nerd that was in my high school… its funny cause I can still hear that song off of Family Matters “DO it Do the Urkel Do the URKEl dance do the URKEL do the UR UR UR UR URKEL” okay ima stop



Sydney

1/16/09, 09:05:am

LOL @ Diva

I still need to send you my address, btw. I’ll do that ASAP.



tasha

1/16/09, 09:06:am

I’m almost ashamed to say …i think i would LOL, i don’t really know why though. I think its the eyes.



Ermy Erm (It's... a balmy -17 in da Chi today, high 5 degrees)

1/16/09, 09:06:am

Hey hey Sydnaaay! Happy Fwyday!



ms meca

1/16/09, 09:06:am

LMAO@ 1 TRU DIVA

Nope!!!

But I’d ride the face of the guy sitting next to him.



ATXChick

1/16/09, 09:07:am

tru diva: riding face…naughty girl



Ermy Erm (It's... a balmy -17 in da Chi today, high 5 degrees)

1/16/09, 09:07:am

hey hey 1tru!!



Sydney

1/16/09, 09:08:am

Hey ATX



BACKYARD

1/16/09, 09:08:am

NO HE LOOKS LIKE A FROG



Sydney

1/16/09, 09:09:am

OK, I had the biggest crush on Theo on The Cosby Show, btw.

I just had to share that. . .



ATXChick

1/16/09, 09:09:am

ms. meca: girl i looked at your picture right..and i was like what is my sister doing on here..you look identical to my sister i put that on everything…



pm

1/16/09, 09:09:am

@Sydney..So what u sayin is after u put it on him he would turn into Stephan.



ATXChick

1/16/09, 09:10:am

tasha: yeah your prob right its the eyes because that the 1st thing i see



ATXChick

1/16/09, 09:10:am

i had a crush on that light skin guy forgot his name on different world the drummer



Ermy Erm (It's... a balmy -17 in da Chi today, high 5 degrees)

1/16/09, 09:11:am

Theo was iight but i didnt crush on him. loved his character though. i watched the episode yesterday when he told Vanessa he forbid her to go out with one of his friends. cl*****ic and Claire was beautiful



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 09:11:am

Hi Peeps!

I know that was wrong!

Please forgive me for thinking unclean and impure thoughts.

**hangs head in shame**



Ermy Erm (It's... a balmy -17 in da Chi today, high 5 degrees)

1/16/09, 09:12:am

i dont know why everyone liked Dwayne Wayne. He looked like a velociraptor. I liked the guy that Freddie liked. With the light eyes, what was his name?



♥The Delicious♥ Ms. Sugar Walls♥ Back at yall

1/16/09, 09:13:am

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I’ll hit Jaleel’s *****! He was one of the smart children actors that invested!



ms meca

1/16/09, 09:13:am

ATX CHICK

FA REAL??? LOL OOPS ALMOST GETTIN SIS IN TROUBLE



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 09:14:am

BTW—I FINALLY picked up my Chihuahua yesterday! She weighs about 3 1/2 lbs.

I was thinking about naming her Marissa, Alejandra, Maria, Delgado, Ruiz, Fernandes, Salzar—HINSON!!!

Whatcha think?



U a sucka if u think i want ur lollipop

1/16/09, 09:14:am

I saw him on Child Stars All Grown Up on E! last nite. I would take him! He has grown into a handsome young man…and he is educated! I used to think he was so fine when he would turn into his alter ego, Stefan Urkell. yeah, like him and those bedroom eyes! lol



ms meca

1/16/09, 09:15:am

IN ORDER FOR HIM TO HIT ILL HAVE TO POKE OUT HIS EYES



***** Said

1/16/09, 09:15:am

Damn, y’all tried that *****? LMAO.



Ermy Erm (It's... a balmy -17 in da Chi today, high 5 degrees)

1/16/09, 09:15:am

Bedroom eyes my foot



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 09:15:am

Suga????????????? SUGA?????????????????????/

Is……that…….REALLY…..you?????????????

Oh
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My
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GARSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



ATXChick

1/16/09, 09:15:am

Ronald ‘Ron’ Johnson thats the dude name i will do him well back in the younger days of course



Sydney

1/16/09, 09:16:am

@pm

“@Sydney..So what u sayin is after u put it on him he would turn into Stephan.”

LOL, yes, pretty much — I wouldn’t want to change who he is because I think that was part of his charm, but he could at least have pants that fit properly.



Ermy Erm (It's... a balmy -17 in da Chi today, high 5 degrees)

1/16/09, 09:16:am

8***** is more like it



ms meca

1/16/09, 09:16:am

I ALMOST THOUGHT THAT WAS THE DOGS WHOLE NAME



GoodNook

1/16/09, 09:16:am

Yes, then we could have a good life living off that Erkel money!!!



ATXChick

1/16/09, 09:17:am

meca: girl yes i was about to reach threw this computer and take her ***** to school…SMH I guess its true you do have a twin somewhere



ms meca

1/16/09, 09:18:am

LMAO @ ATXCHICK



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 09:18:am

**singing to my long lost friend**

“Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out!

Welcome back, to that same ol’ place that we laughed about!”



ATXChick

1/16/09, 09:18:am

im surprised he’s not married or is he?



ATXChick

1/16/09, 09:19:am

LMAO at tru diva song… sing it girl but dont break the mirrors



Sydney

1/16/09, 09:19:am

Hi Ms. Sugar Walls

LOL @ Ermy’s description of Dwayne Wayne

I also had a crush on him and his flip-up gl*****es, lol.



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 09:19:am

@ MS MECCA–

It IS!!!!!!

Lol!!!!!!!!!!



ATXChick

1/16/09, 09:20:am

I heard on the radio that MYA is tired of people going around talking ***** about her being pregnant she said she is NOT pregnant and if she has to she will go to court ***** slapping that person who said it…i wonder who said it she didnt give no names. WHat happen to SILK the SHOCKER



ATXChick

1/16/09, 09:21:am

dwayne wane look lame to me i didnt see what whitney like about him…ewww RON is whats up the way he worked them drums lets me know he was good



ms meca

1/16/09, 09:22:am

1 TRU DIVA!!!

***DEAD***

THE DOG WONT BE ABLE TO SPELL ALL THAT IN 1ST GRADE



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 09:23:am

Mya need to go and sit her 84 pound ***** weighing self down somewhere before somebody pokes her narrow butt in the back of her neck!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!



Sydney

1/16/09, 09:24:am

Your little dog sounds so cute, Diva!

That name is a mouthful, though, lol.

Do you all remember the Sex and the City episode when Charlotte names her dog “Elizabeth Taylor.” I thought that was hilarious.



ATXChick

1/16/09, 09:24:am

84 pounds more like 75 pounds



hmpf

1/16/09, 09:24:am

That’s a negative!



ATXChick

1/16/09, 09:25:am

tru diva whats your dogs name?



Sydney

1/16/09, 09:25:am

I always thought Mya was underestimated in her talent — Isn’t she a cl*****ically trained dancer?



ms meca

1/16/09, 09:25:am

SILK THA SHOCKA IT AINT MY FAULT

If It don’t make dollas then I don’t want to make It
If it don’t have four or five zero’s behind it I don’t wan’t to take It
If it’s a lexas why get a three when I can get a four
Why drive a five when I can drive a six
If It’s the dope game why buy IT once when I can buy a brick
Instead of buying a four I brought a four five so I can hide my wrist *****
See most of my time Is spent up in the air
I’m on a airphone talking down to the mayor



ATXChick

1/16/09, 09:26:am

I was thinking about naming her Marissa, Alejandra, Maria, Delgado, Ruiz, Fernandes, Salzar—HINSON!!!
Damn is that the whole name or you choosing one…



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 09:26:am

I’m going to make sure she speaks nothing but Spanish!!!

If you speak to her in English, she’ll just ***** her head to the side like “WTH ju say????”

I went to Walmart to find her some clothes. I found a couple of cute things that the smallest sizes were XXS. They were to big!!!



princess07

1/16/09, 09:27:am

Yes, in a heart beat. Jaeel looks a hell of a lot better than those thug looking guys with the tatoos like Lil Wayne (JUST NASTY).



ATXChick

1/16/09, 09:27:am

sydney: actually she is a great dancer!!!



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 09:29:am

Marissa, Alejandra, Maria, Delgado, Ruiz, Fernandes, Salzar—HINSON!!!
—————————————————-

That’s her name!!!

Lol!!!!!

I was filling out the registration papers and the lady told me I had to narrow her name down to two.

You KNOW I got an attitude—mumbling under my breath!

She gets me sick!

I hate her!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!



ATXChick

1/16/09, 09:29:am

aww tru diva can i have her



Nellie

1/16/09, 09:31:am

He looks like a bug



ATXChick

1/16/09, 09:31:am

tru diva: you are crazy I can just see you getting mad…how she gonna tell you that you have to narrow your name for your dog down to 2 i would said hell it is two names Marissa, Alejandra, Maria is the first name and Delgado, Ruiz, Fernandes, Salzar—HINSON is the last name



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 09:32:am

@ ATXChick–

She is absolutely adorable!!

Actually, with her pop eyes being sooo far apart and those HUGE ears, now that I think of it….she’s so ugly that she’s cute!!



ATXChick

1/16/09, 09:32:am

tru diva: then i would of called her a *****



ATXChick

1/16/09, 09:33:am

she so ugly that she cute LMAO

but how are you going to get your dog to bark in spanish…



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 09:35:am

tru diva: you are crazy I can just see you getting mad…how she gonna tell you that you have to narrow your name for your dog down to 2 i would said hell it is two names Marissa, Alejandra, Maria is the first name and Delgado, Ruiz, Fernandes, Salzar—HINSON is the last name

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I wish I would’ve thought of that!!! Lol!!!

When we were coming back, I told Mykel and my Debo that they would have to get in the back seat so she could have the front.

Both of them looked at me like I was crazy!

I told BOTH of them—-

DON’T…..MAKE….ME….HAVE…TO…..CHOOSE!!!!

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!



ms meca

1/16/09, 09:37:am

LOL!!!

HOW SUMBODY GONNA TELL YU TO NARROW YO DOG NAME DOWN!!! THATS HILARIOUS



Sydney

1/16/09, 09:37:am

@ATX

Yes, I think Mya has had formal dance training and can dance circles around most of the other young chanteuses on the scene today (i.e. Beyonce and her trademark bounce).

And I personally loved her song “Fallen” from her album 3-4 years ago, I think — Fallen in love with you. . .I’ve fallen in love in with you. . .I can’t get up. . .

It didn’t get hardly enough airplay, and it was a nice, clean song.



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 09:38:am

but how are you going to get your dog to bark in spanish…
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Actually, it’s not that difficult. To speak spanish, all you have to to is say “O” at the end of each word.

EX: I’m going to the store (English)

(Spanish) I’m-O going-O to-O the-O store-O!



ms meca

1/16/09, 09:38:am

FEAR OF FLYING!!!



Sydney

1/16/09, 09:38:am

@Diva

What’s your dog’s nickname?



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 09:39:am

@ ms mecca-

And why did I seriously get an attitude?

Lol!!!



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 09:40:am

@ Sydney–

Her nickname is: Felony!!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

*gasping for air*

…………….FLATLINED………………



mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

1/16/09, 09:42:am

DID I DO THATTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!



Man, I just don't care

1/16/09, 09:44:am

Stoppin through to say good morning to all the ladies. Wut up people?



Ermy Erm (It's... a balmy -17 in da Chi today, high 5 degrees)

1/16/09, 09:45:am

Actually, it’s not that difficult. To speak spanish, all you have to to is say “O” at the end of each word.

EX: I’m going to the store (English)

(Spanish) I’m-O going-O to-O the-O store-O!

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OMG



Ermy Erm (It's... a balmy -17 in da Chi today, high 5 degrees)

1/16/09, 09:45:am

Sup man



ms meca

1/16/09, 09:46:am

1 TRU DIVA!!!

I WOULD HAVE TOO!
WHATS THE DOG NICK NAME???

LMAO @ To speak spanish, all you have to to is say “O” at the end of each word.

YEAH I TRIED THAT ON A SPANISH TEST IN HIGH SCHOOL TOO BAD THAT DIDNT WORK



Sydney

1/16/09, 09:46:am

LMAO @ Felony

See, why are you going to sentence your dog to a life of ridicule? You’re almost as bad as these parents naming their children after alcoholic drinks and STDs, lol.

Hey, Man



ms meca

1/16/09, 09:46:am

WAD UP MAN



ms meca

1/16/09, 09:47:am

THAT SOUND LIK A NAME OF A FELONE



ATXChick

1/16/09, 09:49:am

LMAO and fell out of my seat laughing at FELONY



ATXChick

1/16/09, 09:50:am

hey mild hey man



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 09:51:am

ROFL @ Purpple..

I’m sick of seeing that ***** too. I told my homeboy I’ll catch that ***** on bootleg and he called me a hater.. lol

When you do a story on someones life is it suppose to look so bang bang? look at Ali, whats love got to do with it,RAY, etc. trailers were waaaay better.



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 09:52:am

@ Sydney–

I just e-mailed you.



Yoshie

1/16/09, 09:53:am

I would hit it just so I would have the bragging rights.

Yeah, I *****ed Urkel.

I’m so shallow.



Sydney

1/16/09, 09:54:am

Hi Nina

OK, Diva, I’ll respond to you.



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 09:56:am

@ Sydney–

When you get a chance, listen to my voice mail.

It’s in Spanish.

REAL Spanish!

After you listen to it, I’ll have to tell you a story behind it.



JUJU

1/16/09, 09:57:am

I NORMALLY TRY NOT TO COMMENT IF MY FEEDBACK IS NOT A GOOOD ONE, BUT I DON’T THINK I WOULD WANT TO ROLL OVER AND SEE THOSE THINGS STARING AT ME, I MIGHT JUST FREAK OUT!



Sydney

1/16/09, 09:58:am

Are you fluent in Spanish, Diva?



ATXChick

1/16/09, 10:00:am

im fluent in ebonics



ATXChick

1/16/09, 10:01:am

juju: LMAO yeah i prob reach out for my gun underneath my bed and shot him



Yoshie

1/16/09, 10:02:am

!Hola! ?Como esta? ?Donde esta el burrito? !El burrito supreme bel grande is muy interesante!



ATXChick

1/16/09, 10:06:am

queso el burrito si!!



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 10:06:am

Hey Sydney!! Happy Friday lady.

ok, what we talking about today, cause I know it aint urkel.. lol



Yoshie

1/16/09, 10:09:am

!Ay! Urkel is muy guapo. Voy a comer el culo bel grande supreme en la manana. !Arriba!



c from stl

1/16/09, 10:11:am

I might hit it only b/c I like nerdy guys and during the entire ordeal I’d just keep thinking about Steffan Urk-El. That would definitely help the experience out.



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 10:12:am

LMAO @ Yoshie!!!

Girl–you need to be evaluated!!

Lol!!!!



PURPPLE

1/16/09, 10:12:am

Hey Nina and Syd
whats happnin?



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 10:13:am

I turned it off so that it’ll go directly to voice mail.



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 10:13:am

Hey Purp!



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 10:13:am

yall are *****in tripiin in this *****,!!! whats up my *****s???

Diva this is for you

“My Mic Sounds Nice”

Are you ready?
Yo, Hurb, take it from the top
One, two…

My mic sound nice, check one
My mic sound nice, check two
My mic sound nice, check three

Are you ready to rock-rock y’all
To the beat y’all?
A-keep on and you don’t stop
Rockin’ on, keep rockin’ on

I’m the queen on the mic, and it’s true when I say
That the Pepa MC is here to stay
And you know if I was a book I would sell
Cuz every curve on my body got a story to tell
Yeah, word ‘em up, w-word ‘em up
Cuz I’m so fly, *****ody can deny
The girl hasn’t been born that can deal with I
Me, Sandy D., undoubtably def
Don’t need to be dressed, I’m fresh to the flesh
Yes, so tough you know it is a must
Now Salt, get on the mic, and tell ‘em why you go crush

Cuz I’m oh-aye, I’m on, I’m on
I’m oh-aye, I’m so damn on
Like a gr*****hopper hoppin’ on the morning lawn
Like a needle on a record when it plays a song
Like Little Boy Blue blowin’ on his horn
And you know I got to be on
MCs rockin’ and shockin’, but it won’t last
Salt’s on the mic, and I’m kickin’
Ask me no questions, I’ll tell no lies
It’s just a little warning, a word to the wise
You been hopin’ and scopin’, layin’ and prayin’
But on the bottom is where you’re staying

You’re wack, I thought you understood
You’re not related to me so you could never be good
I know you come from Babylon (And you know why?)
Cuz you’re a Babble-On MC (That’s right)
You babble on the microphone about what you wish
But could never be
So please don’t tell me how you’re gonna rock
Don’t brag about the things that you ain’t got
Don’t feed me lies cuz now I’m full
My cow just died, I don’t need your bull

Yo, yo, turn my mic up a little bit
One, two, one, two – all right, thanks

My mic sound nice, check one
My mic sound nice, check two
My mic sound nice, check three

Right about now as you can see in the place to be
We’re not talking about geometry, history or biology
So Sandy D., explain this to me…
Why do they call you the Pepa MC?
You mean you don’t know? That’s a shame
Ok Salt, let me explain

I’m hot like a fire, burned down, diminished
Oh, now I see! Chill, let me finish
I wanna make one and all understand
I don’t play, I slay when the mic’s in my hand
The room temperature reaches a hundred and four
You can scramble eggs on the floor
The pressure soars, the crowd, they roar
Sweat will drip down to your drawers
The Pepa MC is like hot ice
And I paid the price to make the mic sound nice

Forget about the rest, yes, I don’t jest
You’re blessed with one of America’s best
So I think y’all better count your blessings
When Salt’s in the house, hell’s in session
It’s a fact that I will wax
MCs out there are gonna get taxed
Rockin’ to my funky beat
I’m a trip so I know you’re gonna fall for me
Cuz this is the year all men fear
Female MCs is movin’ up here
Salt and Pepa is strictly biz
You know the color of this, you know what time it is
“Super” is the strength of the boomin’ b*****
“Nature” describes our pretty face
Turning out without a doubt
Make no mistake, Queens is in the house
Yeah, check



PURPPLE

1/16/09, 10:14:am

hey hey hey Diva



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 10:15:am

@ OH LAWDY!!!!

Don’t MAKE me start rhymin’ in Spanish!!!

Oh, I GOT the skills!!!



Mrs. Rance

1/16/09, 10:15:am

I’ve had a crush on Jaleel every since Stephan Urkelle was born. So hell yeah Jaleel could hit it if my hubby wasn’t already on the job.



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 10:16:am

i dont feel like doing ***** today@!!



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 10:16:am

Y’al gone make me………….

**looking around for microphone/yellow highlighter**



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 10:18:am

I’d tell you who I’d smash….

The dad from Fresh Prince of Bel Air!!!!!!!!

I’d sit on his stom—–aaaaaaaaccccccccchhhhhhhh!!!

**whew**



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 10:18:am

Hey Purrppppppple!!!!

whats on the bossip menu today.. I dont see any good stories up.



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 10:19:am

I’d do the doctor from scrubbs, too! (The white one)

Only if he kept the scrubs on, though!



Yoshie

1/16/09, 10:21:am

I’d ***** Carlton.



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 10:21:am

@ Nina knows–

Good morning!

NO GOOD STORIES???????????????

Today is the happiest day of my life .(other than when my divorce was finalized)

I finally got my dog and I’m telling the world about it and you say there’s no GOOD STORIES???

UGH!!!!!!!!!!!



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 10:22:am

I’d do Homer Simpson.

He’s sessy!!!



Yoshie

1/16/09, 10:24:am

Tru Diva, are you talking about Zach Braff? I’d throw my ***** on him so hard…



Yoshie

1/16/09, 10:25:am

Diva what kinda dog you gots?



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 10:26:am

A Chihuahua.



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 10:28:am

@ 1 TruDiva… whut up lady! lol, you a trip.

Well babe I’m glad you having a happy day, lets see if some of that rubs off on me today.

I guess I would have screwed Jeffery crazy ***** if he wasnt already *****ing uncle phil!



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 10:30:am

@ Nina–

Unh….uh?

Take it back………TAKE IT BAAACCCKKKKK!!!



c from stl

1/16/09, 10:32:am

@1TruDiva

You know Uncle Phil is gay in real life…right?

lol



ATXChick

1/16/09, 10:35:am

uncle phil and carl winslow



Sydney

1/16/09, 10:38:am

Zach Braff was so good in Garden State.

I also appreciate Carlton, in all his wondrous nerdiness. It’s not unusual. . . *doing the Carlton dance*



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 10:38:am

I knew that Carl Winslow was but Uncle PHIL????????

***runs out of thread in tears**



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 10:39:am

lol @1trudiva

yes honey uncle phil is big ***** homo. sorry.



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 10:41:am

BWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 10:42:am

Syd.. I LOVE garden state. You know thats his movie, he wrote it. anything corky and I’m all over it.



c from stl

1/16/09, 10:43:am

lol, I actually met Uncle Phil in person and he is a very m*****ive man. Not only is he large in terms of weight, but he is very very tall too. Hard to believe he likes hair ***** instead of the cooch



c from stl

1/16/09, 10:43:am

actually Carlton is married in real life. he’s not gay.



ATXChick

1/16/09, 10:44:am

im with oh lawdy i dont feel like doing ***** today i think im going to take a nap on my desk first i have to close my office door and blinds… okay yall ima talk later



beloved

1/16/09, 10:44:am

hell no



PURPPLE

1/16/09, 10:44:am

LOL@nina and Syd with that daym carlton dance



Aunt Viv

1/16/09, 10:45:am

Urkel has aged nicely, but not enough for me. Sorry.

Good morning Bossipers!!!



Yoshie

1/16/09, 10:45:am

I want a chihuahua.



beloved

1/16/09, 10:45:am

uncle phil is gay?!?!



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 10:47:am

you know ron from different world is married to vanessa (tempest bledsoe) they are doing a reality show



Aunt Viv

1/16/09, 10:47:am

Wait!

My Uncle Phil is gay?!?!?!?!

I’ma f*ck him up!!!! I knew he was creepin’ but I thought it was with my replacement Daphne Maxwell Reid. You mean he’s been creepin’ with JEFFREY?!?!?! They both gettin’ CUT!

**singing “Bust Your Windows”**



naynay

1/16/09, 10:48:am

id hit it only as stefan urkelle… he was smooooth



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 10:48:am

@ Sydney–

I had to turn my phone back on. I don’t know if you had the chance to hear my VM but I’ll give you the watered down version—

It starts off “I’m not available right now…blah,blah,blah. Then, BTW–and the rest of the message is in Spanish which translates to: I’ve made some changes in my life. If I don’t return your call, consider yourself one of them.”

Well, I had a guy leave ME a message after listening to mine. He said–I’ve not heard from you in a minute. It’s seems you’re always busy. BTW–I don’t know what you said in Spanish but it sounds sexy as hell!”

If he only knew…………

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!



Lacombe Redbone (Up Early In Da Mornin', I Jump Shive!)

1/16/09, 10:50:am

I’d Slam Dunk Urkel’s *****!!!

FYI…Uncle Phil ain’t gay, he’s married…Carl Winslow is!!! Y’all don’t remember the E True Hollywood Story on Family Matters?????



Sydney

1/16/09, 10:50:am

LOL @ Purp

Come do that Carlton dance with us, girl — You know you want to.

“It’s not unusual. . .” *swinging arms wildly*

@Lawdy

Ron married Vanessa? Wow, I didn’t know that.

Well, isn’t that a match made in 80’s-early 90’s black bougie TV heaven. . .



mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

1/16/09, 10:50:am

Good Morning ladies, to ATXchica.. and Auntie Viv, Nina knows, True diva (fine azz) i know you got to be fine cause your kid is beautiful, and to purp and last but definetly not least my li sweet gorgeous lil NIkki U, got a half day using part of my sick day so im out of here in a few.. yall have a great weekend and stay warm and dont do nothing me and my lil Nikki wouldnt do! LOL!



PURPPLE

1/16/09, 10:52:am

whuz up mild



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 10:52:am

uncle phil is gay!!!



Sydney

1/16/09, 10:52:am

Carl Winslow is gay? That’s a news flash.

He was so funny in Die Hard, btw.

@Diva

LOL, I’ll listen to your vm ASAP. You’re crazy, girl, lol.



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 10:52:am

uncle phil is gay!!! be careful mild sauce dont fall and bust your ***** outside!!!



Yoshie

1/16/09, 10:54:am

Dammit I guess everyone is gay! Buncha homos!



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 10:55:am

do yall remember steves country cousin MYRTLE URKEL



Sydney

1/16/09, 10:55:am

@Nina

Yeah, when I first saw Garden State, I learned that it was Zach Braff’s movie. And I really liked Natalie Portman’s performance. I also still want to get the soundtrack.



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 10:57:am

@ mild—

Howya duuurnnnnnnn?!

**cybering mild a sausage, egg, and cheese bagel from Dunkin Donuts**



mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

1/16/09, 10:57:am

Uncle phil is gay! What i dont believe our Bossip Admin is all up in here gay.. now thats a damn shame Uncle Phil… Aunt Viv, where are you , better get on ole Unck!!!



Yoshie

1/16/09, 10:58:am

I have that damn Tom Jones song stuck in my head now, thanks to ya’ll.



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 10:58:am

w*****sup mild!!

Purp… have you peeped your inbox.

Tatiyana Ali was soooo beyond gorgeous on that show, I expected her to look better than she does now.



Aunt Viv

1/16/09, 10:59:am

Hey Mild Sauce!

I’m right here, and I’ma f*ck Phil’s azz up fo’ sho!!! I’m so embarr*****ed!



mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

1/16/09, 11:00:am

Oh lawdy.. hey there, was that Myrtle part played by Donna Summer or am i mistaken? Wiat what the hell am im talking about Myrtle was played by Steve with a wig on ..damn all i know is that chick was uglllyyyy!!LOL!!



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 11:01:am

YEAH STEVE WAS MYRTLE!!! she wore all those bumpkin ***** dresses!!!



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 11:03:am

OK–

Uncle Phil’s out. The jury’s still out on Tyler Perry……

sooooooooo…

I guess I’ll go back to Homer Simpson.

When he throws those two strands of hair to the side?

**whew**



mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

1/16/09, 11:03:am

Thanks DIVA, I just got the breakfast sandwich via cyber-ex and it is looking good with all that cheese dripping off it, now i can get my apple juice out the fridge and im set… and they better not had drank my apple juice ill have to go off like Eve did in Barbershop.. “who the hell drank my damn apple juice”?????



Ro Ro

1/16/09, 11:04:am

He is not ugly and I can see the handsome guy peeking out but his eyes are really buggy. If I had to give him some it would be doggie style.



mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

1/16/09, 11:06:am

oh lawdy.. Did Donna Summer play anything in family matters, or am i thinking of another show… all i keep seeing is Donna S in a old raggedy dress as somebodys kinfolk!LOl!



mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

1/16/09, 11:07:am

Or maybe it was that chick with the big mouth.. that singer Millie Jackson.. oh well i dont know…?????



PURPPLE

1/16/09, 11:10:am

Nah Nina im bout to go check it now, didnt hop on at all yesterday



mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

1/16/09, 11:10:am

EVERYBODY.. i got a question no body here can answer.. ill give a big cyber kiss to who can tell me what the name of that show that had Uncle Phil (James Avery) as an attorney and Terrance Howard was his *****istant.. Anybody got the answer?????? Tv show i think was out int he 80’s or late 80’s??????



c from stl

1/16/09, 11:12:am

@mild sauce

that was donna summer that played aunt una from altuna….or something like that….



lala#1

1/16/09, 11:14:am

He’s too much of a nice guy & you know how females treat the nice one’s
___________________________________________________________
lol, I was thinking the same thing! He may not be as fine as Will, Denzel or even T.I but he probably treats his woman like a Queen! Looks are not everything.



Yoshie

1/16/09, 11:15:am

Diva, I personally like Apu from the Kwik E Mart.

Thank you come again.

Thanks, I think I will.

**wink wink***



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 11:17:am

@1TruDiva..

lmao.. girl you know Tyler Perry is a homo.

Please tell me you know that…. He is living out his gayest dreams playing madea. what a way to make money in the closet.

Tyler Perry has a gay mouth, just like Donnie Mcclurklin (sp).



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 11:20:am

mild sauce pucker up baby it was on bet called SPARKS!!! Juwanna man was on there too!!

Kiss me you sexy *****!!!



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 11:20:am

mild sauce…

The guy from juwanna man was hilarious on that show too. I love that show it takes place in compton. they were all lawyers and *****. I used to looooove that show.

but cant think of the name.. you gonna have to give me my cyber kiss just for knowing that much about it.

oooh I got it SPARKS!!!!



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 11:21:am

ok Purp.



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 11:22:am

after me nina, mild sauce is kissing me right now, so when he kisses you, you will bet tastin me!!!!





OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 11:23:am

nina knows is my cyber twin, (shes the freaky one) great minds think alike!!!



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 11:24:am

dammit Lawdy!! lmao.. oh well, you cool so it aint so bad.



knottmyhair

1/16/09, 11:24:am

“hit that” sounds so vulgar….if i wasnt married and the opportunity was presented….a date…and so on….he’s alway been a cutie.



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 11:25:am

oh thanks nina cuz you and pur can be kinda ruff in here!!! I know you dont like certain folks!!! of folk i should say!!!!!



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 11:25:am

know my hair, are you pushing out a fart in that picture??



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 11:26:am

brb



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 11:26:am

Say yall remeber that good ***** show with patti labelle, morris chestnut and vivica fox. That ***** was good.

I forget the name.



c from stl

1/16/09, 11:28:am

@Nina Knows

Out All Night



mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

1/16/09, 11:28:am

Oh lawdy.. you sexy thand you!! i sent some tongue along with .. is that cool so put that lip gloss all over my kiss baby!!!!



mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

1/16/09, 11:29:am

Sparks was the name of it… Oh lawdy was on that like *****odys donkey!! damn girl!!!!



mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

1/16/09, 11:32:am

Damn yall some smart folks up in this bytch today! It was Donna Summer on that show i knew it.. ole mild got some sense, she did play that aunt una fom altuna.. LOL LOL at that name altuna!!!!



Bruin King

1/16/09, 11:33:am

Ay, He’s at a UCLA game! GO BRUINS!!!! 11 national titles and counting.



mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

1/16/09, 11:33:am

LOL mt azz off at Oh lawdy with .. KIss me you sexy *****!!!!!



ms meca

1/16/09, 11:34:am

mild

it was called sparks



ms meca

1/16/09, 11:35:am

oh dang im late



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 11:36:am

nina knows is my cyber twin, (shes the freaky one) great minds think alike!!!

You got the right one ba-by, uh huh.. *in my ray charles pepsi commercial voice.*
lol

lawdy, people be attacking me and purp first, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it.



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 11:37:am

ms meca.. girl you real late.. lol

you blogging in cp time.



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 11:39:am

@c from stl

oooh your right. Thats the damn name!! Thanks dude.



oakland

1/16/09, 11:39:am

NO.



c from stl

1/16/09, 11:40:am

@nina knows

no prob



slick *****

1/16/09, 11:40:am

All u *****s would change your mind if the dude was worth a lot of $$$$. Money makes a man’s physical appearance magically look better for yall. *****in prostitutes



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 11:45:am

Hey slick *****…

suck a fat one. beeyoootch



mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

1/16/09, 11:46:am

Who in this mo fo is sick of SOUL PLANE and BABY BOY on B E T as much as i am , i mean i like the movies but damn it aint too funny when you see it every damn week!!! But i watch em everytime but still sick of them!



mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

1/16/09, 11:47:am

C from stl.. be on some knowledge!!!!!



Mock Rock Star is taking over

1/16/09, 11:48:am

Jaleel is cool, but not my type…I would just end up hurting his heart…



c from stl

1/16/09, 11:48:am

@mild sauce

I honestly don’t even waste my time watching BET anymore. For a network that is so established and has so much money behind it I would think that they could come up with better programming. They are now basically a black version of Vh1 and MTV.



ATXChick

1/16/09, 11:50:am

your momma is a prostitutes ***** directed at slick *****



ms meca

1/16/09, 11:50:am

lmao @ nina knows



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 11:51:am

mild… rofl

They play that ***** *****ing BABY BOY every other day and now its that ***** AND soul plane. I dont even really watch b.e.t. like that. but thats all they *****ing play.

no babe, you are not alone on that one. its a bunch of *****ing retards at BET I swear.



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 11:53:am

c from stl..

The same company that owns BET.. owns VH1 and MTV.

go figure, right?!

*in my maury voice* Bobby Johnson.. you ARE a sellout.



c from stl

1/16/09, 11:56:am

@nina knows

right I know….that’s my point. I was Viacom that bought it right? Bobby Johnson has completely ruined what he created and now it’s a bunch of buffoonery. I used to STAY watching BET but now I don’t even switch my channel to it and if I do it only stays there 30 seconds tops before I start feeling like I’m losing a few brain cells…smh



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 12:07:pm

they play the ***** out of paper chase too!!!!



mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

1/16/09, 12:07:pm

NINa KNows … you crazy lady.. but i love you too!



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 12:08:pm

your momma is a prostitute *****!!!



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 12:09:pm

they mess with me too nina, one person in particular!!!



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 12:10:pm

c from stl…

babe, I 10000% cosign. yhea it was Viacom. I used to live on BET too. even if for some retarded reason my tv stops on that channel, like you, after 30 secs its moved on.

smh too.



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 12:16:pm

oh lawdy.. I bet I know who… and shes white.



PURPPLE

1/16/09, 12:17:pm

Nina done deal!

arrrrggggg, this starbucks coffee CrackCain got my stomach twiiiissstteeeddd. daym.



PURPPLE

1/16/09, 12:19:pm

lol NINA who wants beef brisket today? I dont feel like reading up



mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

1/16/09, 12:20:pm

that white chick has got to go!!!



c from stl

1/16/09, 12:20:pm

It’s gotten to the point where my boyfriend and I consider ourselves black racists…lol. Every time we see something that our people are doing on tv or out in the world that is not adding to our progression we start going off and if you did not see how we looked you would think we were not black at all…lol. I actually get turned completely off when I am watching music videos or something and I see the stereotypical golds in the front and booty shaking in the camera. I will change channels and quickly ponder writing a letter to the producers…lol. I HATE feeling like that!



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 12:20:pm

no i actually like oshie its not her



1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals---Gramma, I'm going to DC for you! Rest eternally in Peace!!

1/16/09, 12:23:pm

OK….I’m back!

BTW—I thought Donnie McClurkin wasn’t gay no more?!

Didn’t he fall down but got back up?



c from stl

1/16/09, 12:24:pm

@1TruDiva

That’s what I heard but I’m a firm believer that once you like it from a man, I don’t think you can fully like it from a woman…lol



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 12:24:pm

I wanna move so bad, i am tired of tampa!!



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 12:25:pm

Purpple.. lol, I got you in a few.

.. oooh dont let me get started on the effects of coffee on the stomach. lol

lmao@twiiissstteeedd

ha, beef brisket, you know our name will be up in some mess before the day is out.



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 12:26:pm

lawdy.. I’m not talking about oshie.



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 12:28:pm

aint she the only white one on here??



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 12:29:pm

1truDiva… lol, you killin me over here. I have very good gaydar.

look girl, once you taken a big ***** up the *****.. you will always and forever be a gay dude.

he can fall down and get back up all day, and he still a homo.

Donnie McClurkin is a holy homo.



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 12:30:pm

lawdy.. I wanna go to tampa, never been.



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 12:31:pm

holy homo



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 12:32:pm

come visit i got plenty of room!!!! aint ***** to do here!! how old are you??



c from stl

1/16/09, 12:32:pm

I am Catholic and honestly I think that’s why alot of the priests who have been charged with molesting poor alter boys go into the priesthood in the first place. If you are gay, you’re gay! So instead of living their entire lives trying to fight it they go into the priesthood where they are sworn to give their entire lives to Christ so that they are like married to Jesus. But, unfortunately….the flesh is weak…:)



PURPPLE

1/16/09, 12:32:pm

I know i know, its my guilty pleasure a few days of the week. its terrible!



The Devil

1/16/09, 12:33:pm

I’ve always loved his ‘big dreamy eyes.’ More to see me with… I don’t know if I would go there with him because he seems like the type that dry humps and gets off from doing that. I could be wrong



Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

1/16/09, 12:33:pm

Hi all

Hellz yea I’d do Urkel!! I love Weirdos, I am wearing that T-shirt today. LOL



mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

1/16/09, 12:34:pm

i cant stand oshie, but then again she hates me so we are even.. each to their own thats why you never see me commenting to her!



Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

1/16/09, 12:34:pm

@ Lawdy!!

Ugh that email u sent me of that infected ***** was Disgusting, I threw up my dinner, thought I let u know that lol.



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 12:35:pm

man my mom’s priest is so fine……dam dam dam.

oh lawdy, remove these evil thoughtS!!!!!



mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

1/16/09, 12:35:pm

Nina Knows.. I think i know who you are talking about.. i aint on that one either!



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 12:36:pm

yeah rooke, we are even@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

1/16/09, 12:36:pm

@slick *****

All u *****s would change your mind if the dude was worth a lot of $$$$. Money makes a man’s physical appearance magically look better for yall. *****in prostitutes

************************

LOL Hi Jaleel White!!!



Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

1/16/09, 12:37:pm

@ Lawdy

LOL. Keep it up I will bring Herpes back, lol.



Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

1/16/09, 12:38:pm

Oh God did I step into the “I hate Oshie Room?” She is such a sweetheart, how can anyone hate her?



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 12:38:pm

mild … EXACTLY.

Urkel got eyes like joan on girlfriends. They stay on permanent buck. Everytime you look at them looking they saying “huh?” with their eyes.

lawdy.. late 20’s. alright you aint gonna want me to leave. and kidnapping is illegal! lol



mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

1/16/09, 12:43:pm

hey Brook.. you cool but you know not everyone likes everyone, so you know everybody got their reasons.. so imma leave it like that and when i dont like a person i dont talk with them or even read their posts. its like why is this person putting my name in their post.. i know imma meany but i turned over a new leaf for new years but some people .. oh no!!



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 12:45:pm

mild sauce.. thats ok I like mean people. Here have a cyber hug.. lol



mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

1/16/09, 12:45:pm

maybe its just me but i like who i like and i hate who i hate… thats just how it goes!!!!!



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 12:46:pm

Purpple, Purpple, Purpppppple!!

ok, sorry, just felt like doing that.



mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

1/16/09, 12:48:pm

Nina knows.. thanks doll grabbing Nina Knows hug and saying.. Wow you smell good .. what fragrance are you wearing.. Victoria dont tell *****ody… JK.. i guess i’ve been watching too much damn soul plane! UMMM , nice scent Nina!!! wish i had smell vision for real!!



c from stl

1/16/09, 12:48:pm

Let’s all sing Kumbaya!

**sorry I just like for everyone to get along**



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 12:51:pm

mild.. my fav part is when snooop baby mama gettin on his nevers.. and he say “man if my baby mama page me one mo time fool, im crashing this *****”… damn that ***** was funny. Or i was just high than a ***** *****a.

mild aint ***** wrong with not liking people. I tell you what actually there only a few people I do like. I cant stand most people… especially extra sensitive ***** *****es.



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 12:52:pm

i am sensitive but you are right i like who i like



PURPPLE

1/16/09, 12:54:pm

LOL Nina, girl when will this work day end…arggggggg!



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 12:55:pm

anyone in here have kids cuz i need some advice about my baby girl and her dating!!!



Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

1/16/09, 12:55:pm

@ Mild

mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

hey Brook.. you cool but you know not everyone likes everyone, so you know everybody got their reasons.. so imma leave it like that and when i dont like a person i dont talk with them or even read their posts. its like why is this person putting my name in their post.. i know imma meany but i turned over a new leaf for new years but some people .. oh no!!

****************************

I feel you but, what is weird to me is, how can someone not like someone when they dont really know them? This is a blog *****ody dont really know anyone on here. I notice alot of ppl say mean things about Oshie but they dont know her to say that. But thats just my opinion, carry on.



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 12:55:pm

lawdy.. if your sensitive you coulda fooled me, you seem like a very strong woman.

the sensitive I’m talking about equates to weak. and I dont think thats you ma.



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 12:56:pm

i loves oshie, the real one not the imposter!!!



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 12:57:pm

oh ok nina (putting on my ’bout to ***** slap somebody face”)



dapro(is on the beach in the Bahamas)

1/16/09, 12:57:pm

Good afternoon lovely ladies of Bossip

Fellas, what’s up



Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

1/16/09, 12:57:pm

@OH LAWDY!!!!

anyone in here have kids cuz i need some advice about my baby girl and her dating!!!

************************

I have a son, and he is 6 and has a girlfriend who is 26 and a stepfather at 6 to her 3 kids, therefore I cant give any advise about dating LOL. But serious how old is your daughter?



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 12:59:pm

she is 13 but she has the body of a 17 year old



Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

1/16/09, 12:59:pm

Hey Sexy Dapro… I will take u over Urkel any day, hahaha



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 12:59:pm

whut up Dapro!!



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 12:59:pm

maturity of a 10 year old



PURPPLE

1/16/09, 12:59:pm

heeeey now Dapro



Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

1/16/09, 13:01:pm

Wow! These kids are drinkin milk that has way too much hormones, when I was 13 I looked like an 8 yr old boy, lol. But what u must have to do is be open with her, dont make her fear you, then she will not tell u anything. And I will suggest putting her on the pill, even if she is not sexually active, its better to be safe than sorry. My mom had me on the pill at 14, so its cool.



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 13:02:pm

i she got the depo shot when she first got her period, i told her it was a special flu shot!!!



mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

1/16/09, 13:03:pm

Brook… of course i dont really know oshie and probably would .. maybe i said maybe half way , a smiggen lke her if i knew her. Yes its a blog but you can tell a lot about a person especially being she is on here all day. You take her i dont want her.. i shoudnt say i hate her but i’ll put it like this if my woman came on here talking like that all day i would have a damn big azz problem with her!Jokes is jokes but some things need to be left unsaid!!!!



mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

1/16/09, 13:05:pm

I see white people!!!! help me!!!!!



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 13:08:pm

mild sauce my mom is biracial, are you talkin bout me?>???



Its6amHoGetOut

1/16/09, 13:08:pm

I certainly would Hit Urkel off. He can get it anytime.



mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

1/16/09, 13:09:pm

Brook.. i like you you seem to be a cool girl .. dont worry about who dont like her!!! i like you, nina , lawdy, ATX, purp, RE, Be, and Aunt VIv, and Kzzyme, and or course my boo NIkki U, so i got enough women on here to love.And if my girl at home knew she would slap the back of my head.. JK, she knows im a lover of beautiful woman , she just laughs and calls me a cyber sneak!!!LOL!



Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

1/16/09, 13:10:pm

@mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

Brook… of course i dont really know oshie and probably would .. maybe i said maybe half way , a smiggen lke her if i knew her. Yes its a blog but you can tell a lot about a person especially being she is on here all day. You take her i dont want her.. i shoudnt say i hate her but i’ll put it like this if my woman came on here talking like that all day i would have a damn big azz problem with her!Jokes is jokes but some things need to be left unsaid!!!!

****************************

I say crazy things on here to sometimes, its all a freedom of speech but I never down anyone or try to play anybody cuz like I said I dont know ppl to do that, unless I am provoked. But I never see the “Racist” in her like people claim. Cant we all just get along lol.

@Lawdy

Hahahahaha. Depo shot as a flu shot thats good. When I have my girl finally I will do the same. lol. Do u honestly think she is sexually active?



mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

1/16/09, 13:10:pm

OH lawdy… yeah i keep seeing that white lady on the pole in your gravy… my girls mom is white so shes bi-racial too!!!!



Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

1/16/09, 13:12:pm

@ Mild

I like you too, u r funny and I love ppl wit a sense of humor and that is why I am drawn to ppl like Oshie, Lawdy, Lacombe, Man, Julips etc. I just wish ppl in real life like me as much as my Bossip family do, but then again I dont give a ***** anymore, lol.



mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

1/16/09, 13:13:pm

Brook.. but dont you think somebody had to see it to say that… and i think it was a few folks who saw the racial tones in her post! I just say be your self and no put-ons and if folks like you good.. if they dont keep it moving at the end of the day we know who we love!!!



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 13:15:pm

thats trailer park trixie in my gravie!!!! I like funny people too. I like brooke, see i am older than most of you on here and i am accustomed to dealing with different types of people, thats what makes the world go round,…..i dont go around verbally attacking people on here for no reason if i go off its usually cuz they have done or said something stupid



mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

1/16/09, 13:18:pm

OK all you lovely ladies of Bossip, old mild has got to do some cleaning up here… which really i aint did too much today, but im out of here in 1/2 hr, for my half sick day!! Yall have a good week-end and stay fine as hell! MILD is gonna enjoy his 2 and 1/2 day weekend!



mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition

1/16/09, 13:19:pm

Brook.. take care lady and stay sweet you are a sweet lady!!!



dapro(is on the beach in the Bahamas)

1/16/09, 13:21:pm

@Brook

Really, appreciate that my dear. I thought you were leaning towards Urkel lol

@Purpp

What’s up lady! How’s my homegirl? You’re mayor is gangsta! lmao

@Nina Knows

What’s up southern bell, made some room for me and purpp. It’s -17 degrees in the Chi!



dapro(is on the beach in the Bahamas)

1/16/09, 13:21:pm

make some room

Damn I’m slow today



Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

1/16/09, 13:24:pm

@ Dapro

I know u aint got ya ***** in the tropics while I am frezzing my ***** off in cold ***** NYC lol



Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

1/16/09, 13:25:pm

Bye Mild sauce!!! stay Mild, i guess, lol!!!



dapro(is on the beach in the Bahamas)

1/16/09, 13:26:pm

Na I’m at work

It’s minus something in the Chi



OH LAWDY!!!!

1/16/09, 13:27:pm

hey dapro what about me??



Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

1/16/09, 13:32:pm

@ Dapro

Oh I was about to say! Damn you! lol



PURPPLE

1/16/09, 13:40:pm

LOL Dapro…yes she is, the whole thing is a mess.

how are you today? good i hope



deka

1/16/09, 14:10:pm

i would if he still had money!
he looks aiight



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 14:14:pm

Purp.. check it ma!



PURPPLE

1/16/09, 14:17:pm

ok Nina, give me some minutes….



dapro(is on the beach in the Bahamas)

1/16/09, 14:30:pm

Lawdy

You about to miss the plane…hurry up

@Purpp

Damn you pack light!

@Nina

How many rooms you have?



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 14:35:pm

dapro…

rooms? lol ***** its in the 20’s here today.. you might wanna p***** us up bro!!

now tomorrow it ***** around and be 70 degrees.. smh

ok purp.



Real person

1/16/09, 14:49:pm

he likes he would make a nice husband. I love the way Steve loved Laura and the way Stephon loved Laura. I would have picked Steve too. Remember when he sent Laura 12 dozen, dozen roses. I think taht is so sweet and romantic. It shows how he would go over and beyond for Laura.



veve

1/16/09, 14:50:pm

my cuz went to skool with him and she said he was relly stuck up



dapro(is on the beach in the Bahamas)

1/16/09, 15:04:pm

Nina

Damn in TX? You about as bad as us

Pack your bags too we out



WESTCOASTLOVE

1/16/09, 15:08:pm

HELL THEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU YUUUUUUUUUCK YEA HE DOES LOOK LIKE A YOUNG BILL COSBY ~ NOT A GOOD THAAANG



Shaunie27

1/16/09, 15:10:pm

MABY… BUT I DEF BONK “STEVE”



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 15:11:pm

lol.. alright then Dapro. thats w*****sup!!



dapro(is on the beach in the Bahamas)

1/16/09, 15:23:pm

aight we’re the hell we going?

Aruba? Montego Bay?



ATXChick

1/16/09, 15:30:pm

what happen to laura?



ATXChick

1/16/09, 15:31:pm

nina knows: what part of texas are you from



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 15:31:pm

umm …. BOTH!! I know Purp ready to go!



ATXChick

1/16/09, 15:36:pm

hey brook



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 15:39:pm

Dallas



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 15:39:pm

where u at ATXChick? Wherever you at, I bet you freezing your butt off today.

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truth, iam a girl

1/16/09, 15:49:pm

i mean gosh people can we talk about the nerd not each other! lol.. black females diss our black nerds and they end up chasing a white girl. Then we are mad about it! I will take a nerd as long as he is not clingY…and they are teachable. Cause I love teaching a guy tricks and things to please me!! OOOOOOweeeeee yeppppppy



djh

1/16/09, 15:51:pm

yeah, he’s sexy in his own little way. and if he acts anything like stephan its a definite yes. lol!!!



Jade Hummingbyrd

1/16/09, 15:58:pm

I have tried looking at him from different angles, with one eye closed, both eyes crossed…nothing I do makes him look good to me. No thank you.



Canitha S.

1/16/09, 16:11:pm

Being that to me in my own opinion Jaleel….is ugly,I aint even gonna lie, yep, sure would in my pre-celibate days but, now that I am celibate….NOPE. In my my years of dating, i’ve learned that the ugly brothers treat you better than the super attractive, FYNE brothers. Also i’ve learned and experienced brothers that are very nice looking & FYNE are kinda crazy!!! They be stalking, popping up at your apartment & at your job!! I even got chased down on the expressway by a FYNE brother. Maybe opposites attract? Thats why I choose to sustain from sex and put dating on a hiatus so I can figure out why am I attracting nice looking brothers that are as nice as they want to be and when we break up they act kinda crazy!! I got one that calls me everyday at 5am from a RESTRICTED number!!



Hot Saucy

1/16/09, 16:11:pm

Hell now, looks like he been cryin since the show got cancelled! LMAO!



PURPPLE

1/16/09, 16:19:pm

nina they workin a sista, didnt get a chance to get back, check over the weekend itll be somethin there



LADY ARCHITECT

1/16/09, 16:30:pm

I don’t think he’s ugly. He’s handsome despite his eyes in my opinion. I remember I use to drool over Stephan which is hilarious because he didn’t do anything but change his attire and talk in his regular voice. I crack up now thinking how I use to go crazy as if he really transformed in that machine of his.



Nina Knows

1/16/09, 16:32:pm

Purpple.. no problem babe. Nothing major whenever you get a chance. Have a good weekend!!

why am I still lurking around on bossip… I have a life I swear I do.lol… Naw I just happen to check back and seen you.

Im out. Peace love and chicken grease.



PURPPLE

1/16/09, 16:37:pm

HEEHEE, aight girl peace out, ive been trying to lurk today but even that’s been hard. its been something left and right today. Have a good weekend and OF COURSE a good week, im so jeals of ur vacay



moi

1/16/09, 17:42:pm

Jaleel is homo. He is my cousin’s “friend” who often frequents family functions….hmmmmm



moi

1/16/09, 17:44:pm

dude is paid though. I call those 2 the MBC (millionaire boys club)!



Fake*****HungryHo's

1/16/09, 17:59:pm

Looks mean nothing to an intelligent woman. As long as he was a good person, smelled good, and treated me well… why the hell not. I hope looks are paying bills these days, because the way it’s weighed is ridiculously shallow.



AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

1/16/09, 18:05:pm

I can’t stand that dude’s eyes. Them *****s are disturbing.



ms. willis

1/16/09, 19:20:pm

NO! He is still Urkel, and he still has those creepy lizard eyes. I never thought he was cute when he played “Stefan” on Family Matters, and they set him up like Urkel’s fine cousin or something. I still thought he looked busted even then!



ME ME

1/16/09, 19:41:pm

Those eyes are pretty big but I would let him hit it and watch dem big ol eyes go straight up in the back of his head….after getting sum of this good dish of chocalote pudding. oohhh I got a little moist thinking about that one….gotta goooo



ME ME

1/16/09, 19:43:pm

lol @ MOI…dang he gay. You know you don’t always believe what you hear but I have never seen him with a woman…always kinda wondered hmmm.



sweetness in your tea

1/16/09, 20:34:pm

hell yeah!

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Tahuh

1/16/09, 21:29:pm

Bossip staff must be smoking crack. Dude looks good where? No thank you!



MIZZ PIMPIN

1/16/09, 23:43:pm

no, not my type

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Sim1

1/17/09, 00:55:am

Hell no.



missmikah16

1/17/09, 01:40:am

Maybe if I was quadruple drunk and he had on stunna shades and… no.
Hit him before I hit ‘Eddie Winslow’ tho, lol



missmikah16

1/17/09, 01:41:am

I bet every chick he dates asks him to do the Urkel voice. I bet he hates his life! Lol. How DO you grow out of that??
You don’t



deesac

1/17/09, 10:36:am

You sista are so full of it half of yall would ***** a phython if someone would hold the head



Cami

1/17/09, 11:40:am

I have to admit…I’ve always had a crush on him. Still do, so my answer is yes, yes, yes…



Mae

1/17/09, 12:41:pm

No Doubt! He’s rather handsome and he looks like he could be a gentleman.



city

1/17/09, 13:30:pm

whoever said he looked like a younger version of bill cosby is right. he looks better being urkel than he does now. i would do his alter ego stephan.now he had swagger. and why his eyes gotta be so damn big?



posy

1/17/09, 13:34:pm

is he gay? i’ve never seen him dating a woman or doing anything else really. i haven’t heard much from him ever since family matters ended. maybe he got paid big as a child star so much that he doesn’t even have to work anymore.oh, and i would do eddie winslow.



Lynn

1/17/09, 18:44:pm

No…H-ll no…



Honut Sintu

1/17/09, 19:16:pm

Jaleel is very smart. He worked his celebrity the correct way.



bcan

1/17/09, 22:00:pm

girl, i would break him off. I think he’s cute! and he’s tall too! its so many short azz mean here…U can hit it urkel!



Da Real

1/18/09, 01:30:am

He looks a lot like Bill Crosby…they can probably get him to play ole Bill, if they ever make a bio pic.



RE RE

1/19/09, 01:18:am

Yes I would ***** Urkel,theres nothing wrong with him and you ladies that talk about his eyes just tell him to close them remember the old saying big eyes make big *****.You ladies dont know what you might be missing stop going for these pretty boys that *****’s only big when hard..



AWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAAAP!!!!

1/19/09, 03:49:am

@ deesac

You sista are so full of it half of yall would ***** a phython if someone would hold the head
- – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – -
LOL!!!!



jevonna

1/20/09, 14:57:pm

I WOULD HIT IT AND HIT IT GOOD IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FINE CAN YOU GIVE HIM MY NUMBER?



sannnah

2/22/09, 22:00:pm

haha

he looks kinda weird in this pic but in reallllll life, dayyyum he is fine, aint nuthin finer.

YES, over and over and over and over…….and over.



vivian

9/8/09, 06:46:am

umm no his eyes creep me out in this pic