She looks good.

first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she’s beautiful

GO V YOU LOOKING GOOD.

What I would be the breaks off of that thing!!!

She was always pretty to me

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I LOVE TO EAT THAT SNATCH …THATZ MY KINDA WHEATIES!!!

She is looking lovely in those pics, but the main pic is killing her hairline.

I smashed that!!

http://www.myspace.com/youngstunna

They photo chop the heck out of some of the photos, but she looks cute with the exception of the bee sting lips.

She does look great, this surgery was so unneccesary.

Man she’s fine for a 44 year old though.

SHE LOOK LIKE SHE A MEAN HEAD JOB!!!

FUK HER AGE THAT CUNT LOOK YOUNG AND FRESH …AND ID DIG ALL UP IN THEM GUTZ!!!

Vivica was very pretty before the surgery. She looks great in this picture for exception of her lips; they look like my vagina lips when I was giving birth..

She a banger…(no homo)

she looks stuck

She looks amazing which makes you question how real is that picture

oh it’s a plastic job. niiiiice

REAL ENUFF TO BEAT MY MEAT

Vivica looks beautiful.

I especially like the pics in the white suite. That shit is sharp. She looks great in the bikini and curly weave too.

Love it Viv…keep it up

lmao@Glok9n: The real glok !!! i dont speak in fag tongues!!!

dude said he would eat her snatch..lol i aint mad at you.. I would definitely beat them guts but i aint eating the ‘snatch’ ya dig. she’s definitely a MILF, yo Vivica holla at a playa!!!

@ #10…

“..exception of her lips; they look like my vagina lips when I was giving birth..”

LMFAO….Oh man you made my stomach hurt with that one. Damn

LLS @ eat her snatch!

She looks great regardless of her age.

LOVIN THE PICS–GO HEAD VIV!

She’s a banger…even with the photoshop…she still looks good…i’ve seen her in person…she looks great to be in her 40s.

Okay, maybe it’s just me…

But although Vivica seems like one of those cool @$$ women you can hang with….these pictures are ridiculous. She looks like an old barbie.

The photoshopping is just awful, along with the hairstyles.

@TONE.AYE, LOL! I HEAR YOU CUZO …ID LICK THAT UP LIKE RUM RAISIN ICE CREAM!!!

She was prettier before all the surgery, IMO, but still looks good for her age.

If it’s good enough for 50 Cent….

Photoshoots should bring out the best in their physical qualities…not make them look like cartoon characters.

She looks great! But…how is that ‘voluptuous’?

Damn V. Fox showin some of them young chicks how to do that shit.

I’d bang that.

I really like the picture with her sitting in the yellow dress…very nice.

LMAO@ Glok9n.. whut up dude!

Damn Vivica!! Her pics look pretty decent to me. I dont there is one celebrity that doesnt photoshop, it just a part of photoshoots now.

the only real pics are the ones the papparazzi take, when they looking extra busted.

Man she looks gorgeous. I’m sure the haters are gonna be out today!

Booiiiiinnnnnggggg…. that’s cougarlicious.

YEAH I LIKE HER SITTING IN THAT YELLOW DRESS TOO ..ALL SHE WOULD HAVE TO DO IS PART OPEN THEM THIGHZ AND ID GO ……HERE KITTY KITTY!!!

She looks great! After a a woman is abused in certain ways she either let her self go or she lets herself live, and I think Viv chose to live. (You go girl!!!)

HELLO EVERY ONE!!!
I MISSED YOU ALL!!!! GOOD CONVO AND GREAT DEBATES!!
I CAME TO WORK FEELING SEXY AS HELL TODAY, I DONT WHY BUT I HAVE A REALL SEXUAL ZEN FLOATING OVER ME TODAY!!
OH BUT BACK TO TOPIC, VIV IS REPPIN TODAY!!! SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL BLACK SISTA, WITH OR WITHOUT A NEW NOSE AND SHE IS LIKE 43-44 AND HOT TO DEATH IN THESE FLICKS!!!! I WILL BE HAPPY WHEN SHE FINDS A NEW MAN!!

@ GLOK
HEY BOO
I SEE YOU ON HERE GETTIN YOU PEEP ON. I CANT BE MAD BECAUSE SHE IS LOOKING FIERCE

NEXT….Uh, since she paid a helluva lot for her plastic surgery she’d better look half decent. Sorry but she still needs some work. The only thing certified is the awesome photo shop that was done on those shots. Duh

She looks nice.

Some of the pics are ok I guess, but for the most part her plastic steez is throwing the whole thing off. Nice body though. Is that real or at least mostly real?

HEY NINA KNOWS!!! SUGAR EXCUSE THE VULGARNESS THIS MORNING BUT IM HORNY AS FUK!!!COLD WEATHER DOES THIS ME SORRY !!!

VIVICA LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL! I CAN HONESTLY SAY I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A TRUE FAN. SHE IS CLASSY, AND FIERCE! I LOOK FORWARD TO BEING IN MY MID 40′S ONE DAY! I GUESS 40 IS THE NEW 19 THE WAY VIVICA IS KILLIN IT!!! LOOKING GREAT VIV!

@SHAY SHAY! HEY YOU, EXCUSE ME SWEETY …..YES LAWD SHE LOOK FIERCE!!!

@ JU JU!!! JU GOT JU GOT WHAT I WANT …..JU GOT JU GOT WHAT NEED !!!!! ID TEAR THAT AZZ UP RIGHT NOW PUMKIN!!!

I WOULD MAKE HER BOW-LEGGED-QUICK-FAST-IN A HURRY!!

Re is excited to see GAMBIT in May. FINALLY!

Okay, maybe it’s just me…

But although Vivica seems like one of those cool @$$ women you can hang with….these pictures are ridiculous. She looks like an old barbie.

The photoshopping is just awful, along with the hairstyles.
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Thank you!!! I’m looking at these comments saying, “WTF?” Are my eyes playing tricks on me or something? Because I only saw like two pics that were even decent. All look like plastic. I get that the guys are into the body, but that face is scary.

Why is that wig so far back on her head?

I WOULD PUT A STRAWBERRY IN IT, THEN EAT IT TIL’ THAT STRAWBERRY *POP* RIGHT OUT!!

Vivica has a long ass face but she looks good.

Hey Corp! Long time no speaky!

@Glok9n

lol, boy…lol

AUNTIE VIV IS THE TRUTH

I LOVE THIS WOMAN TO DEATH

@ ERMY
WHAT UP BOO!
HOWS 09 TREATIN YA

This is so air brushed, Viv may be mid 40, but she’s gone to the dogs with all the botox, and other surgeries. Please! Get back to basics Viv.

Looks= Facelift (she was beautiful before)I’m so glad she doesn’t look cat-ish anymore.
Knockers= Boob Job
Cakes= Lyposuction

Grade= See what Hollywood does to our Naturally Beautiful Women.

@ Man: I think you are wrong. I also think we definitely need to get to the bottom of this and find out the truth.

Ive been a fan of Vivica ever since I seen her in that g-string on Independence Day…Sexy..She a banger for an old lady!

You can only be considered a certified banger when ALL of your assests are home grown and you naturally are youthful looking. she’s taken more shots to the face than 50 cent

@YOSHIE
” I think you are wrong. I also think we definitely need to get to the bottom of this and find out the truth.”
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I have no problem with launching a full scale and transparent investigation.

Please forward all testing methods that you would like to proceed with so this can be analyzed and verifed.

@ELLE
“You can only be considered a certified banger when ALL of your assests are home grown and you naturally are youthful looking…..”
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This is false…

Why, oh, why did you subject your face to plastic surgery, Vivica? You’ve always been beautiful since you were on that TV show with Patti.

Da*n that a-hole 50 Cent. . .Reprobate, untalented twerp. . .

@ELLE
“You can only be considered a certified banger when ALL of your assests are home grown and you naturally are youthful looking…..”
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This is false…

no, you are false

@ELLE
““You can only be considered a certified banger when ALL of your assests are home grown and you naturally are youthful looking…..”
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This is false…

no, you are false”
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Lol. Sure I am. Keep telling yourself that.

ITS COLD AS HELL CORP!!! My nips at full salute n what not

Her plastic surgery actually looks good now, the swelling has gone down.

BANGER !!!

@ELLE
““You can only be considered a certified banger when ALL of your assests are home grown and you naturally are youthful looking…..”
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This is false…

no, you are false”
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Lol. Sure I am. Keep telling yourself that.

in my very personal opinion, if a guy sees nothing wrong with a woman that chooses to add chemical balls to her breast and stick her face with muscle tranquilizers a.k.a botox and her lips with collagen then he must be fake himself, again in my very personal opinion

she’s lost it, screwed herself with surgery

@ EVERYONE
A CERTIFIED BANGER IS ANY ONE THAT THINKS HIGHLY OF THEMSELF… PERIOD! WHETHER SHE HAS HAD SURGERY OR NOT SHE LOOKS HOT TO DEATH!!! LIKE SHE SAID, WITH NO DENING SHE HAS EXPERIMENTED AND ISNT ASHAMED!!! IM SURE SHE DOESNT CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK ANYWAY!!!!

smh @ society, gotta love America!

@ ELLE WHY A NIGGR GOT TO FAKE FOR WANTING A WOMEN REGARDLESS OF HIS TASTE FOR HER …I WANTED TO STICK SOMETHING IN HER FROM WAY BACK BEFORE THE ENHANCEMENTS….SHE GOT THE LOOT TO DO IT MORE POWER TO HER SEXY AZZ!!! IM NOT FAKE IF YOU HAD THAT KIND OF BODY ID WANT TO FUK THE SHIT OUTTA YOU TO ..BE NICE ITZ PAYDAY HAVE FUN SIS!

The pics are okay to me. I’m sorry but I really despise that nose. She looked 10times better before she got all those surgeries. Usually surgeries make you look better but between her and lil kim, and mj, surgeries just tore them apart.

not to mention a horrible actress

@GLOK9N

IF YOU HAD THAT KIND OF BODY ID WANT TO FUK THE SHIT OUTTA YOU TO ..BE NICE ITZ PAYDAY HAVE FUN SIS!
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

^ I am being nice! I just happen to have an opinion on this that may not be liked by many..geeesh!

@COLONEL STINK WHATZ CUZO! LOL! ELLE NEED SOME LOVE!!!

and let me just say I thought Vivica was gorgeous before she got the surgery just like Lil Kim was. i feel when the sisters get into hollywood they see the white chicks doing that crazy shit to themselves and they falsly believe that they need to do it to when they don’t.

vivica did not need work done and I refuse to applaud it because then it would justify it and I’m not down with it

@GLOK9N WADDUP FAM!! THE CHECKS MUST NOTTA ROLLED IN YET!!LOL!

@GLOK
STOP EATIN THE GIRLS ….MOUTH WATER CANT BREED A SON OR A DAUGTER

@elle

I agree with you, and I think Lil Kim has discussed the problems she has had with her self-esteem and what others around her viewed as “pretty.” If you look at photos of her from the 90′s, she was a very attractive young woman and needed absolutely no alterations. Now she’s unrecognizable.

Same with Vivica — She was always a looker. She was so pretty in Set It Off and other films. The surgery she underwent was superfluous, and the results are unnatural, IMHO.

in my very personal opinion, if a guy sees nothing wrong with a woman that chooses to add chemical balls to her breast and stick her face with muscle tranquilizers a.k.a botox and her lips with collagen then he must be fake himself, again in my very personal opinion
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Opinions are wrong everyday…

she needs to lay off the botox, her face looks frozen in all the pictures

YOU DO HAVE A RIGHT TO YOUR OPINION BUT , SHEZ IN THE BIZNESS OF STAYING YOUNG AND HOT AND ITZ A ROUGH BIZNESS TRYING TO GET ROLES AND ENDORSEMENTS. ITZ HARD FOR A PLAYERETTE LIKE HERSELF!

@SYDNEY

Wut’s up? What are the plans for the weekend?

ya viv lookin real good,but i thought voluptuos meant thick? she is slim,in the words of the sub way jarred MORE MEAT

LOL !!! @ COLONEL STINK!!! HA!

she’s like that aunt who’s still trying to be young, going to the club, talkin about “im not watching no kids, im going out”…….but aunt viv is still fly

she look good alright, very “hollyweird good” though. fact is, she’s always been a looker, so why all the injections and stuff – but oh well – you go Viv witcha bad self, still the hotness!

YOU DO HAVE A RIGHT TO YOUR OPINION BUT , SHEZ IN THE BIZNESS OF STAYING YOUNG AND HOT AND ITZ A ROUGH BIZNESS TRYING TO GET ROLES AND ENDORSEMENTS. ITZ HARD FOR A PLAYERETTE LIKE HERSELF!

Not really thats just the misconception. you can stay young looking by taking care of yourself from within, staying mentally and physically fit using natural products and what have you.

I know women who are much older than vivica some in their 50′s that have not had work done at all that look like they could still pass for 30. Surgery is a punk way out and there are risks. The most important element is taking care of yourself and youth will show even thorough old age

@Man

I’m going out of town for a family function. What about you?

I agree sydney

I gotta give it to her-Vivica looks real good there. Good for her!

Happy Friday Bossipers!

she looks good

Hi Aunt Viv

I disagree that the surgery will help Vivica’s career — Have you seen her much since she underwent these alterations?

Bottom line, she didn’t need it.

Yall ladies gotta understand she is an actress with a lot of competition out there..How else is she supposed to compete with say Meagan Good in the looks department? She gotta do what she gotta do to stay relevant

Sup Aunt Viv, Syd, Ill, Glock, Man, and Lady Architect

MORNING AUNTIE VIV!!! HOW ARE THIS BRIGHT COLD FRIDAY MORNING GORGEOUS?…BUNDLED UP I HOPE!

Hey Sydney!!!! Hey Redd Tony!!!

I hope that Vivica eases up on future plastic tune-ups though. Did y’all see Mickey Rourke at the Golden Globes? Dude looked like Freddy Krueger!

@RED TONY !!!WHATZ UP CUZ!!!

redd tony

Yall ladies gotta understand she is an actress with a lot of competition out there..How else is she supposed to compete with say Meagan Good in the looks department? She gotta do what she gotta do to stay relevant

to me, I’m all about women making there money however truth be told, she is not meagan good she’s vivica fox there is this very unhealthy obsession with hollywood and youth. if she was real in making her money she would find other outlets to bring in the bucks. Surgery is a poor excuse to stay relevant. again I say leave that to the women that so call need it

HEY GLOK9N BOO!!!

I’M NICE N’ WARM, FEELIN’ REAL GOOD, SO GOOD I’M WRITING IN ALL CAPS

Hey Auntie Viv, Redd Tony

I feel that if you have gone through plastic surgery, yet still have to go through an hour of makeup session, and still need your photos enhanced by digital media, then what was the point. On top of that she hasn’t received any major roles since the sugeries. Sanaa and Gabby have been taking them.

I GOT GAS……..

@ELLE I HEAR WHAT SAYING RIGHT, BUT SHE CANT WAIT THAT LONG SHE NEED QUICK GWAP ..HOLLYWOOD ROLLEM IN AND ROLLEM OUT QUICK FAST …I GUESS SHE FELT SHE IS THE SHIT NOW AND WANT TO KEEP HER STATUS! ITZ WORKING

….I THINK IT’S THE OATMEAL……..

Hey Architect!

Are we having a debate about plastic surgery now?

Do tell!

Happy Freaky Friday Bossip Fam!!!!!!!

…And Vivica looks extra freaky, might i add!!!

In THE FAMOUS WORDS OF CHRIS TUCKER ” ID KNOCK THE DUST OFF THAT P#$$Y..lol”

lady architect

EXACTLY! someone is thinking today

AUNTIE VIV!!! I SEE AND I CAN SEE IT MUST HAVE BEEN FUN FOR YOU LAST NIGHT….SHIT I SEND THEM TO WORK SMILING AND GIGLING TOO! HE MUST BE FEELING EXCITED ASWELL!!

@YOSHIE

yeah, I think some people are having “opinions” on people that have plastic surgery.

Redd, Vivica doesn’t have to compete with Meagan Good — She’s a grown woman who was in movies before Meagan even arrived on the scene.

And, as I said before, Viv always was a looker. This is the worst I’ve seen her look, and it’s because of the surgery.

@Aunt Viv

Girl, Mickey Rourke scares me — He looks like his face is melting. What happened?!? And, ironically, that film he did in the 80′s with Kim Basinger was on cable this week, and he looked like a totally different person, and it’s beyond the normal signs of aging.

@ elle
i hate to agree only to disagree, but i must!!! yes she was beautiful befor the surgery she had, however she is in a business where even more beautiful natural looking women cant get a decent paying movie roll, the standards you have set are fine for us normal employed folk, however she went from being in a block buster movie with million dollar reviews, and she hasnt had a decent roll sense, so maybe in her eyes to keep doing the job she loves to do she had ro make certain modifications to herslf, we dont know what those casting directors where telling her when she auditioned, so i wont knock her for trying to be competitive in hollywood, i wont knock her for treying to maintain her level of status instead of marrying someone that she could barely stand just for money (lisa raye) but i agree she was beautiful and if she lived a normal life like the rest of us MAYBE THEN THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH FOR HER. SO I WONT KNOCK HER AT ALL

PS I DO HOPE SHE IS DONE “EXPERIMENTING” AS SHE SO ELOQUENTLY PUT IT!!! LMAO

The surgeon is like the pilot that landed in the Hudson. She id digitally remastered. Pretty is natural. She is alright

glok

@ELLE I HEAR WHAT SAYING RIGHT, BUT SHE CANT WAIT THAT LONG SHE NEED QUICK GWAP ..HOLLYWOOD ROLLEM IN AND ROLLEM OUT QUICK FAST …I GUESS SHE FELT SHE IS THE SHIT NOW AND WANT TO KEEP HER STATUS! ITZ WORKING

this is true, but if I was vivica and I felt that the roles wouldn’t be rolling in like they probably should because I am starting to sag I would just start my own production company, get into directing films, start writing my own scripts (thats what tyra did because she knew she couldn’t model forever). Truth be told the real money is behind the scenes. And like lady architect pointed out, she’s not getting any roles anyway even after the surgery

She looks amazing..

She looks hot but…..seems like she paid Bossip to make this post.

LOL @ GLOK9N!!!!
**blushing**

@ BKLN OWNZ ..HEY I DONT WANT TO RECIEVE THA HEAD ALL THE TIME …I MEAN THE LADIES WANNA BUST NUT TOO….HEY ITS ONLY RIGHT!! OOH PLUS THE SEX IS WAY BETTER WHEN SHARED!

she’s always been one of my favorite celebs…she looks nice…i just wish she did get the hack up job done on her face….we as African Americans age well anyway….i do however bet they had a blast doing that shoot….she’s a crazy mess!…in a good way.

Elle

I feel you, but you’ll neva understand the pressures of a hollywood actress…I didnt think Nia Long needed anything done, but she did…

Now Angela Bassett is a timeless masterpeice, but you neva know she could have had botox or sumn..

This Hollywierd this is so messed up. I wouldn’t be surprised if J. Lo and Halle Berry start going under the knife to compete with their younger counterparts.

@ elle
i hate to agree only to disagree, but i must!!! yes she was beautiful befor the surgery she had, however she is in a business where even more beautiful natural looking women cant get a decent paying movie roll, the standards you have set are fine for us normal employed folk, however she went from being in a block buster movie with million dollar reviews, and she hasnt had a decent roll sense, so maybe in her eyes to keep doing the job she loves to do she had ro make certain modifications to herslf, we dont know what those casting directors where telling her when she auditioned, so i wont knock her for trying to be competitive in hollywood, i wont knock her for treying to maintain her level of status instead of marrying someone that she could barely stand just for money (lisa raye) but i agree she was beautiful and if she lived a normal life like the rest of us MAYBE THEN THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH FOR HER. SO I WONT KNOCK HER AT ALL

PS I DO HOPE SHE IS DONE “EXPERIMENTING” AS SHE SO ELOQUENTLY PUT IT!!! LMAO

lol @ experimenting, this is true as well. i don’t know I just wish sisters in hollywood would just stand and say no to what hollywood puts out as standards try to think bigger and wiser. Do their best not to stoop down to that level. there are so much risks with getting surgery and they can back fire it may not happen in the next week but in the long run it does. Plus I think it is setting a horrible example for children showing them that this is what is beauty. People always view the surface but never get in deep. i gues i’m that reality check

Auntie…
Did you see Mickey almost bust his ass??? lol I was glad for him though!

I still think Viv went through some emotional turmoil after her break-up with No Sense. . .

Didn’t she get a tattoo with the words “strength, courage, and wisdom” (allusion to India.Arie song) after they broke up? I think I remember reading that in Essence.

the last comment was for corporate

“Plastic surgery”… does that include facial injections, peels, and other non-invasive procedures?

Technology is advancing and along with it are beauty procedures. This is just an extension of beauty “enhancements” that people have been doing since pre-history. I think Cleopatra would have had plastic surgery were it available.

Just as long as it doesn’t homogenize everyone.

redd

say what?! nia had work done! I refuse to believe that

@Syd: I was just saying an example because Ms Good is damn near 20 years younger than her, and you neva know the might be competing for tha same job one day..

Just like football, you a old running back and a fresh new rookie come along, you might need to juice up to keep ya job..

@elle

Nia got a nose job

Some people sure like to type long paragraphs in here.

@ ELLE
TYRA HASNT MADE NOT ONE SUCCESSFUL MOVIE SHE HAS A REALITY SHOW AND A MODELING SHOW, WHICH STEMMED FROM HER SUCCESSGUL MODELING CAREER, SO FIRST VIV HAS TO EVEN MAKE IT TO HER LEVEL BEFORE TRYING TO BRANCH OUT AND GO IN DIFFERENT DIRECTION

@ ELLE I CANT ARGUE THERE AND I THINK SHE TRIED PRODUCING HER OWN AND IT TANKED! GOOD POINT!!

yoshie

“Plastic surgery”… does that include facial injections, peels, and other non-invasive procedures?

Technology is advancing and along with it are beauty procedures. This is just an extension of beauty “enhancements” that people have been doing since pre-history. I think Cleopatra would have had plastic surgery were it available.

Just as long as it doesn’t homogenize everyone.

this is also true, technology is truly advancing but all advancements are not good advancements. for instance, the gov’t are interested in clonning cows and using the cloned cows to supply beef to fast food restaurants. surely there must be some health and ethical issues with that.

technological advancements have also given way to fish farms, another technological advancement that can be detrimental.

I would chop vivi anyday, anytime, anywhere going 50 but looks 20. a certified coughar

@Lacombe,
“Auntie…
Did you see Mickey almost bust his ass??? lol I was glad for him though!”
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Hey hon! I did see Mickey lookin’ and actin’ a bit…touched…lol

@Redd

“@Syd: I was just saying an example because Ms Good is damn near 20 years younger than her, and you neva know the might be competing for tha same job one day..”

My point is, Viv always had “juice,” and I certainly don’t think plastic surgery improved her beauty any.

As someone mentioned, black women, overall, age pretty gracefully without any surgery (a healthy diet and exercise can keep you in great form), so going under the knife isn’t a necessity for many of us, IMHO. Melanin is a blessing.

@YOSHIE
“Plastic surgery”… does that include facial injections, peels, and other non-invasive procedures?

Technology is advancing and along with it are beauty procedures. This is just an extension of beauty “enhancements” that people have been doing since pre-history. I think Cleopatra would have had plastic surgery were it available.

Just as long as it doesn’t homogenize everyone.
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Next thing you know you will have “self esteem” issues for putting chemicals in your hair, razors against your skin, and using oils and lotions.

SMH @ the overratedness of “self esteem.” LOL.

@BKLN OWN!!!! BLOOD COT! YES MI GIVE SHE PLENTY NAH MON…. MI TEAR SHE PUNANNY MI YOUT!!

@ ELLE
TYRA HASNT MADE NOT ONE SUCCESSFUL MOVIE SHE HAS A REALITY SHOW AND A MODELING SHOW, WHICH STEMMED FROM HER SUCCESSGUL MODELING CAREER, SO FIRST VIV HAS TO EVEN MAKE IT TO HER LEVEL BEFORE TRYING TO BRANCH OUT AND GO IN DIFFERENT DIRECTION

my point wasn’t about her doing movies, no secret tyra sucks at acting. She’s owns the production company that helps air ANTM, which means she gets money from advertisements that play during the show as well as from the television company that airs the show on their network and I believe the same thing with her talk show. My point is be smart and don’t follow what hollywood lays out for you. play the game wise

man

Next thing you know you will have “self esteem” issues for putting chemicals in your hair, razors against your skin, and using oils and lotions.

SMH @ the overratedness of “self esteem.” LOL.

you are clearly very closed-minded i’ll make a mental note to steer clear of you

@ ELLE
I AGREE TOTALLY BUT TAKING THAT STAND MAY COST THEM THEIR PLACE IN HOLLYWOOD
LOOK AT KIMBERLY ELISE, SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL NATURAL WOMAN, BUT HONESTLY WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU REMEBER HER IN, I HATE HOLLYWOOD TREATS US THIS WAY AS WELL BUT IF YOU WANT TO ROLL WITH HOLLYWEIRD, THATS THE COST, I REMEBER HALLE BERRY SAYING IN A INTERVIEW THAT WHEN YOU GET INTO THIS BUSINESS THAT YOU SIGN YOUR OLD LIFE AWAY FOR A NEW ONE!!! AND SHE SAID FOR HER IT WAS WELL WORTH, NOW THAT MAY BE THE GOOD BIUT THAT ALSO MAY EXPLAIN WHY SHE CANT KEEP A MAN!!! SO I MEAN I THINK SHE WAS GORGEOUS BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE MORE OF HER IN HOLLYWOOD, I JUST HOPE THE DIRECTORS LIKE HER NEWNESS ENOUGH FOR HER NOT TO SHOCK US ANYMORE, BECAUSE THAT SECOND TO THE LAST NOSE JOB, MORTIFIED ME!!! I SWEAR

@ “elle”: this is also true, technology is truly advancing but all advancements are not good advancements. for instance, the gov’t are interested in clonning cows and using the cloned cows to supply beef to fast food restaurants. surely there must be some health and ethical issues with that.

technological advancements have also given way to fish farms, another technological advancement that can be detrimental.
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I don’t believe that breast implants or collagen injections are akin to cloning cows or fish farms.
If you are implying that they are because you are placing foreign substances in your body that are man made that is where the similarity ends. Breast implants are made from silicone and saline, i.e. a naturally occuring mineral and salt water. Collagen is cow fat. I guess we need to make sure that the cow fat people are putting in their lips is organic? LOL

@ Man
Right on. Its temporary unless you are rich and have a budget of thousand of dollars to look good. Personally i like it natural. You might look good but what take yrs out of your life besides looking Good is a matter of spirit

yoshie

I don’t believe that breast implants or collagen injections are akin to cloning cows or fish farms.
If you are implying that they are because you are placing foreign substances in your body that are man made that is where the similarity ends. Breast implants are made from silicone and saline, i.e. a naturally occuring mineral and salt water. Collagen is cow fat. I guess we need to make sure that the cow fat people are putting in their lips is organic? LOL

you brought up that there are new technological advancements in todays society some of which being beauty enhancements, etc. my point with the clonning of animals for food was to give you an example of how all technological advancements are not all good, they can also be detrimental

ITZ CONFIDENCE THAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL, NOT LOOKS SO MUCH!!!

@GLOK9N

ITZ CONFIDENCE THAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL, NOT LOOKS SO MUCH!!!
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TRUE DAT…

corporate

@ ELLE
I AGREE TOTALLY BUT TAKING THAT STAND MAY COST THEM THEIR PLACE IN HOLLYWOOD
LOOK AT KIMBERLY ELISE, SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL NATURAL WOMAN, BUT HONESTLY WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU REMEBER HER IN, I HATE HOLLYWOOD TREATS US THIS WAY AS WELL BUT IF YOU WANT TO ROLL WITH HOLLYWEIRD, THATS THE COST, I REMEBER HALLE BERRY SAYING IN A INTERVIEW THAT WHEN YOU GET INTO THIS BUSINESS THAT YOU SIGN YOUR OLD LIFE AWAY FOR A NEW ONE!!! AND SHE SAID FOR HER IT WAS WELL WORTH, NOW THAT MAY BE THE GOOD BIUT THAT ALSO MAY EXPLAIN WHY SHE CANT KEEP A MAN!!! SO I MEAN I THINK SHE WAS GORGEOUS BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE MORE OF HER IN HOLLYWOOD, I JUST HOPE THE DIRECTORS LIKE HER NEWNESS ENOUGH FOR HER NOT TO SHOCK US ANYMORE, BECAUSE THAT SECOND TO THE LAST NOSE JOB, MORTIFIED ME!!! I SWEAR

I agree, hollywood is a deadly drug smh

@ELLE
“you are clearly very closed-minded i’ll make a mental note to steer clear of you”
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LOL. Yeah, this from the person with “opinions” on the mental state of others for their “beauty choices” and I’m “close minded.”

“Steer clear” ha ha ha ha.

Oh yeah she get bent over, wide style panoramic view of them gutz! She sweet meat for the track.

Yeh Mickey Rourke looks crazy and you can clearly see what plastic surgery does as you get older and to keep up with it gets worse as you get older. It’s not like you could just go and get a botox shot and be straight. You have to keep getting simultaneously or else it looks worse than before you started getting. After a few years, you have to get the old yellow silicone taken out of your breasts and get new ones. Even with lipo, if you gain weight and your too lazy to just work it off you head back to get more lipo. Still after all of that you have to put on makeup. She will be looking like mickey rourke in years to come because the chemicals in her face will start to seep out of her skin.

Natural beauty is true bangers.

@ELLE

What other beauty regiments are indictitive of “low self-esteem?”

@COLONEL STINK! RIGHT CUZO ?

come on all I been hearing is she looks good to be in her 40′s when are you people going to learn, are you suppose to look bad in your 40′s? this is not in the 1920′s, 30′s Wemon of today in their 30′s and 40′s look damn good period age is only a number.

@ ELLE
THANKS FOR AT LEAST AGREEING THAT TYRA CANT ACT!!!!
WHEW I thought i was alone on that one… you scared me guuuuurlrrrlllll!!!!! ps sorry about caps sometimes but in my database i have to use caps and when i blog i forget to remove them!!
but i got your point, BUT we all know tyra secretly wants to be oprah ans she is running that big forehead of hers ragged trying to get there!!! gotta love her for it!!! besides time for ole “o” to retire, im tired of looking at her

Man,

Self-esteem — and all its challenges — isn’t overrated, especially for women.

@GLOK9N. THATS REAL TALK YOU SPITTIN.

AM I THE ONLY MUH-PHUKA THAT AIN’T GONNA DO NO WORK TODAY?

elle: I understand your “point” and that not all technological advances are “good”. But in the same breath you could compare plastic surgery to atom bombs. It’s just silly.

@SYDNEY
“Self-esteem — and all its challenges — isn’t overrated, especially for women.”
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I think it has an importance. The question is “how important?”

come on,
You are so right. My mom just turned 40 and people still thinks she’s my sister. Guys be trying to holla at her…lol I just smh and laugh.

@Colonel Stink Meaner

AM I THE ONLY MUH-PHUKA THAT AIN’T GONNA DO NO WORK TODAY?

Nicca this is black pride weekend, MLK day on Monday, Obama day on Tuesday, they lucky it aint summer time cause they wouldn’t see my azz till thursday, and just like a nicca I would take friday off for personal reasons…LMAO!!!

There is no question that she’s a beautiful woman, but she just tries to hard. I think a little subtly, especially at her age would go a long way.

A GAL COULD LOOK BEAUTIFUL ,BUT IF THE BYTCH AINT GOT NO CONFIDENCE THEN WHAT GOOD IS SHE???!!!

Vivica is pretty but I wish she didnt do so much cosmetic surgery..I find it hard to think that a woman that does so much to herself to be really attractive

corporate

lol you are too much, she does want to be like oprah so annoying. but i do love me some oprah I can’t lie lol

@COLONEL STINK!!! FUK WORK ITZ PAY DAY!

Glok9n: The real glok !!! i dont speak in fag tongues!!!

A GAL COULD LOOK BEAUTIFUL ,BUT IF THE BYTCH AINT GOT NO CONFIDENCE THEN WHAT GOOD IS SHE???!!!

You just described the pimp/ho genre my nicca, plenty of niccas eat off that institution…LOL

TELLEM KATHERINE!!!!

I find it funny when ppl say these women are beautiful for her age, what a bunch of BS, if it wasnt for ( silicone breast, facelift, probably lipo, ect ect. Tell me whould she look like that?

glok

A GAL COULD LOOK BEAUTIFUL ,BUT IF THE BYTCH AINT GOT NO CONFIDENCE THEN WHAT GOOD IS SHE???!!!

this is so true, I just read an article about that really pretty white girl from transformers meagan fox saying that she feels she’s has a manly face and that she wishes she looked like salma hayek. so sad i mean salma is gorgeous but damn

Why the first thing to come out SOME dudes mouth is “oh I’d beat”, “I’d smash that”, “I’d beat that up”…….First off Vivica is a woman not a little girl and secondly sit your happy a$$ down somewhere. You can tell who does and doesn’t get the goods on a regular. Some men are just too grown for that type of reaction. Why can’t you just say Yes, she’s beautiful. Ugh!!!!! And I’m sure it’s black men saying it bc you all are the most disrespectful grown ass men I know!

Not at all. Her market value would depreciate. The producers dont want to work with wrinkly fellows

@Man

“I think it has an importance. The question is “how important?”

Considering that women are judged constantly on their physical appearance — a man can lose his hair and develop a beer belly and will still be considered a sex symbol — it’s very important.

Add on the layer of certain beauty ideals that are thrust upon black women, and there are more challenges to a woman’s sense of confidence. It is an issue.

@ Adrienne

Why the first thing to come out SOME dudes mouth is “oh I’d beat”, “I’d smash that”, “I’d beat that up”…….First off Vivica is a woman not a little girl and secondly sit your happy a$$ down somewhere. You can tell who does and doesn’t get the goods on a regular. Some men are just too grown for that type of reaction. Why can’t you just say Yes, she’s beautiful. Ugh!!!!! And I’m sure it’s black men saying it bc you all are the most disrespectful grown ass men I know!

She let 50 cent fuk….. Our comments fit what she’s into…lol

she looks great,better than a 20 year old,but I just wish she didnt destroy her face with plastic surgery

@PIMPIN WILLIE , WHO YOU TELLEM ,SHIT MY DADDY WAS PIMP SO THE STORY GOES….MY MOMZ RAN THE PAD WHILE MY DAD MACK THE HOES!!!

@Pimpin Willie Dynamite Supertight and Glok9n

LMFAO!!!

“Why the first thing to come out SOME dudes mouth is “oh I’d beat”, “I’d smash that”, “I’d beat that up”…….First off Vivica is a woman not a little girl and secondly sit your happy a$$ down somewhere. You can tell who does and doesn’t get the goods on a regular. Some men are just too grown for that type of reaction. Why can’t you just say Yes, she’s beautiful. Ugh!!!!! And I’m sure it’s black men saying it bc you all are the most disrespectful grown ass men I know!”
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I’d smash and beat that.

Oshie,
at 40 you shouldn’t even have wrinkles yet, atleast not blk women who take care of themselves.

Sydney,
I agree, there women wwho see Plies, Rick Ross, and JAy Z as sex symbols.

@Adrienne

“Why the first thing to come out SOME dudes mouth is “oh I’d beat”, “I’d smash that”, “I’d beat that up”…….”

LOL, that’s pretty much the regular level of discourse here, I’m sad to say. . .I guess typing, “she’s beautiful,” is just too darn difficult for some individuals.

@PIMPIN WILLIE I FEEL THAT AND SHE LOK WAY BETTER THAN SALMA !!! IT GOES BACK TO SELF ESTEEM !

Damn,is any part of this chick real? Wouldn’t having sex with her be like having sex with a plastic mannequin?

Fake hair (Weave)
Fake skin (Botox and collagen)
Fake eyes (Colored contacts)
Fake nose (Knifed Up)
Fake lips (Collagen)
Fake breasts (Silicone)
Fake fingernails (Plastic)
Fake waist and abdomen (Liposuction)

Her ass might be real, but knowing her addiction to plastic surgury, I’m going to go ahead and add

Fake ass (Butt implants)

to the list.

She probably had some work done on her kitty kat also. Surgeons can:

1. Loosen or tighten vaginal muscles.
2. Make vaginal lips larger or smaller.
3. Make the clitoris larger or smaller.

Her a$$hole is probably the only original thing on her body.

That’s right, it is now possible to get a 100% plastic woman.

@Lady Architech

Imagine if a woman looked like any of the individuals you just named, no matter how much money she had in the bank.

Oh, heck, just compare the comments on Raven’t thread this week, versus comments on a thread on an overweight male celebrity.

MY BAD @ELLE , YOU ARE SOOO RIGHT MEAGAN FOX LOOK WAY BETTER, LOW SELF ESTEEM!!!

lol Sydney….agreed.

@ BLACK, YET NEVER INCARCERATED

LMAO @Her a$$hole is probably the only original thing on her body.

*Raven’s thread*

Posters tore Raven a new one this week — I thought the young sista had committed a crime by overeating. . .

@ BLACK YET NEVER INCARCERATED…. PLASTIC MANNEQUIN BUT ATLEAST THAT PLASTIC BYTCH WOULD FUK ME BACK!!!LOL!

Pamela Anderson/barbara walters/dolly parton the queens of plastic surgey dont get the same kind of criticsm

double standard

Sydney

@Adrienne

“Why the first thing to come out SOME dudes mouth is “oh I’d beat”, “I’d smash that”, “I’d beat that up”…….”

LOL, that’s pretty much the regular level of discourse here, I’m sad to say. . .I guess typing, “she’s beautiful,” is just too darn difficult for some individuals.

Naw man Vivica is hood, she don’t wanna none of that “love making”. Now Sanaa Lathan, that beautiful damn near flawless looking essence of sista can get that face to face, tongue in every hole missionary beating. See different chicks get different approaches and strokes!

Why the first thing to come out SOME dudes mouth is “oh I’d beat”, “I’d smash that”, “I’d beat that up”…….First off Vivica is a woman not a little girl and secondly sit your happy a$$ down somewhere. You can tell who does and doesn’t get the goods on a regular. Some men are just too grown for that type of reaction. Why can’t you just say Yes, she’s beautiful. Ugh!!!!! And I’m sure it’s black men saying it bc you all are the most disrespectful grown ass men I know!
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yeah, lames are always saying that…”id beat” as if she would actually let them…as if they dont settle for sex with women not even half as pretty…or as if its some type of surprise that they wish to have sex with her. C’mon! A proper response to “I’d smash” ….”Yeah, ok. And then you’d wake up and snap back into reality.”

She probably had some work done on her kitty kat also. Surgeons can:

3. Make the clitoris larger or smaller.

huh?! they can do that!

1000 ON THAT PIMPIN WILLIE!!! AGREED!

@ ELLE WHERE YOU BEEN? THEY CAN MAKE A BIG GAP HOLE ONTO A VIRGIN HOLE ..SCIENCE IZ A MUH FUKKA

@Glok9n: The real glok !!! i dont speak in fag tongues!!!

1000 ON THAT PIMPIN WILLIE!!! AGREED!

Just like the majority of chicks on here that be talking shyt about niccas just be needing that grip and lift to get they mind right is all.

Its ok to complement a chicks beauty. I say “check out that ass” when in the mall.

@ PIMPIN WILLIE!YEAH YOU DAMN RIGHT THEY BE NEEDING THAT JAK STEEL IN THEY LIFE, HOPEFULLY THEY GET MOIST IN HERE AND LOOSEN UP A BIT!

@ELLE
“She probably had some work done on her kitty kat also. Surgeons can:

3. Make the clitoris larger or smaller.

huh?! they can do that!”
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DON’T INTEFERE WITH YOUR SELF ESTEEM!!

@ Glok9n

Why do we women have to be bitches or hoes everytime you open your mouth?

@ Glok9n: The real glok !!! i dont speak in fag tongues!!!

@ PIMPIN WILLIE!YEAH YOU DAMN RIGHT THEY BE NEEDING THAT JAK STEEL IN THEY LIFE, HOPEFULLY THEY GET MOIST IN HERE AND LOOSEN UP A BIT!

Its a black mating ritual nicca, any real nicca know the best s3x be when the sista done mouthed off to you, told you you wasn’t shyt, sheeeeet, nicca I’m all in on that shyt!

Lol @ Glok. Not all celebs give me a rise. i would say that about Beyonce/Rihanna and other bunch of kids. I love them old, juicier and ruddier

WAIT WHAT SMOKEY IZ THIS? ..THIS MY SMOKEY THAT I LOVE …AND WOULD NEVER CALL A BYTCH OR A HOE??

Vivica is looking very good in these pictures…

@ Fake me: You are a bad person.

No I am the smokey that you love and I am tired of you and that pimp nigga calling us hoes and bitches

@ PIMPIN WILLIE!!! THATZ THAT REVENGE TYPE SEX, ANGRY LOVE MAKING , IN MY MIND IM THINKING ON HOW IMMA TEAR A NEW HOLE UP IN THE GUTZ!!

@Pimpin Willie Dynamite Supertight

I’ll toast 2dat.’

@Smokey

No I am the smokey that you love and I am tired of you and that pimp nigga calling us hoes and bitches

Baby girl, I haven’t called anybody on this blog a ho or a bytch. I spoke on whats out there, are you telling me that there are no bytches and hos out here?

@YOSHIE
“@ Fake me: You are a bad person.”
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That’s the most vicious attack I’ve ever seen on Bossip. I won’t be back if that sort of callouness and malice continue.

Good Day!

Vivica has actually stayed relevant a lot long than some of the black female actors.

YEAH AT @OSHIE THATZ MY KIND TOO THEM OL MILFz THAT AINT HAD NO DICK SINCE CLINTON WAS PREZ!!!

THE BISHOP, I pimp the pimp who pimps the h*es

@Pimpin Willie Dynamite Supertight

I’ll toast 2dat.’

What it is Bishop? pimp! pimp!

BRB folks

MMMMMmmmm THERE GO GOOD GOOD THE GAL SO SEXY SHE NAMED HERSELF TWICE…I BET ITZ ALL GOOD GOOD TOO!

@Glok9

Whats going on here and pimp convention? LOL

IF THATZ MY SMOKEY THEN YOU KNOW ITZ ALL IN FUN….I MEAN NO DIRESPECT, JUST THAT IM A HORN DOG RIGHT KNOW AND IM GETTING OUT MY FEELINGZ …AND THERE ARE BYTCHES AN HOES IN THE WORLD….PPL ON HERE AND ESPECIALLY THE ONES I CONVO WITH KNOW I WOULD NEVER DISRESPECT LOVE!

I agree with the comment stating that Viv was prettier before the surgery. And she is not voluptious. For a woman to be considered voluptious, she should have more meat on her body! She is somewhat petite in my eyes. She is a beautiful woman but when you are in Hollywood and you are competing against other women for certain roles, then I guess some women will do whatever they have to do to be guaranteed a part. Whether it’s their breasts, lips, thighs, botox, etc…

@ WE JUST HAVING PRE PIMP CONVENTION DUE TO PRES ELECT OBAMA!!!

@ GOOD GOOD WE JUST HAVING FUN SWEETNESS!

Glok9n: The real glok !!! i dont speak in fag tongues!!!

@ WE JUST HAVING PRE PIMP CONVENTION DUE TO PRES ELECT OBAMA!!!
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So, are you a pimp too?

I been gone for a minute…….WUZ POPPIN???

what the hell is going on?

@Good Good

Glok9n: The real glok !!! i dont speak in fag tongues!!!

@ WE JUST HAVING PRE PIMP CONVENTION DUE TO PRES ELECT OBAMA!!!
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So, are you a pimp too?

Baby girl any man who done talked others (males/females) out some money is pimpin, shyt I know Obama got strong pimp game. Game recognize Game!

@GOOD GOOD!!! HELL NOOOOOO, IM A GODLY MAN!!!

@Glok9n: The real glok !!! i dont speak in fag tongues!!!

@GOOD GOOD!!! HELL NOOOOOO, IM A GODLY MAN!!!

Testify…

Glok9n: The real glok !!! i dont speak in fag tongues!!!

@GOOD GOOD!!! HELL NOOOOOO, IM A GODLY MAN!!!
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yeah I can tell by reading some of your posts!

Damn,is any part of this chick real? Wouldn’t having sex with her be like having sex with a plastic mannequin?

Fake hair (Weave)
Fake skin (Botox and collagen)
Fake eyes (Colored contacts)
Fake nose (Knifed Up)
Fake lips (Collagen)
Fake breasts (Silicone)
Fake fingernails (Plastic)
Fake waist and abdomen (Liposuction)

Her ass might be real, but knowing her addiction to plastic surgury, I’m going to go ahead and add

Fake ass (Butt implants)

to the list.

She probably had some work done on her kitty kat also. Surgeons can:

1. Loosen or tighten vaginal muscles.
2. Make vaginal lips larger or smaller.
3. Make the clitoris larger or smaller.

Her a$$hole is probably the only original thing on her body.

That’s right, it is now possible to get a 100% plastic woman.
SO TRUE SO TRUE

@ COLONEL STINK! SAME OL SAME OL CUZ!!!

@ Z. you the hell thats in here

@ PIMPIN CAN GET A WITNESS AHHH !!!??

thats a cute bathing suit though

Surgery or no surgery, mid-40s or not, Vivica Foxx STILL looks better than many in their 20s, and mos def better than 99% of the people on here trying to find negative things to say about her. If y’all still look this good in your mid-40s, still have relevancy in Hollywood, and don’t give a sh*t what haters think, THEN you can comment. Then again, I take that back, because if you have all of those things going for you like Viv, you would be feeling too good about your own life to be posting negative comments about somebody you don’t even know on the internet.

@Glok9n: The real glok !!! i dont speak in fag tongues!!!

@ PIMPIN CAN GET A WITNESS AHHH !!!??

Amen!

LOL @ GOOD GOOD SOMETIME SATAN TAKES OVER …GET FROM BEHIND SATAN….FLEE YOU SERPENT!!!

@ATXChick

thats a cute bathing suit though

How you doing?

whats up fake OSh

@ATX

why would someone want to loosen their muscles?

ATXChic,

You need therapy and some self-esteem. D*mn youz a hater!

@ PIMPIN WILLE! THANK YA ! NOW LET THE CHURCH SAY AMEN!

In some of those pictures, she looks like Naomi Campbell…

@ Good Good – Good morning beautiful young lady! What are you doing over here in the rough part of town. These brothers have very little respect for classy black women so unless you can get with the whole bitch hoe pimp thang you are not safe! Would you like for me to escort you to another (cleaner) thread?

@Pimpin Willie

“Now Sanaa Lathan, that beautiful damn near flawless looking essence of sista can get that face to face, tongue in every hole missionary beating. See different chicks get different approaches and strokes!”

So “beating” is more palatable lingo as opposed to “tap that” or whatever else you boys say? lol

@ All

Good Evening!!

@ Post

Go head Bey!!! I-I mean V, LOL. I swear she looks like my soul sista Beyonce in this pic.

@ASHY AZZ SHAKA ZULU!!! GET YOU PUNK AZZ OUTTA HERE SUCKA, MIND YOUR DAMN BIZNESS !!!

@ATXChick

Damn,is any part of this chick real? Wouldn’t having sex with her be like having sex with a plastic mannequin?

Fake hair (Weave)
Fake skin (Botox and collagen)
Fake eyes (Colored contacts)
Fake nose (Knifed Up)
Fake lips (Collagen)
Fake breasts (Silicone)
Fake fingernails (Plastic)
Fake waist and abdomen (Liposuction)

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And what is wrong with any of these? hmmmm? lol

@ Yoshie. what did i do?
As man says that a vicious attack

hey brooke you wanna see genital warts special gravie??

@BROOK LYNN !!! HEY SEXY EYECANDY!!

@Sydney

@Pimpin Willie

“Now Sanaa Lathan, that beautiful damn near flawless looking essence of sista can get that face to face, tongue in every hole missionary beating. See different chicks get different approaches and strokes!”

So “beating” is more palatable lingo as opposed to “tap that” or whatever else you boys say? lol

I couldn’t think of a way to describe putting some inches off in her stomach, tapping it just doesn’t sound deep enough… I don’t know…:)

@ Shaka

Thank you for the compliment! No I am just fine right here for a minute anyway. How much harm can be done to me over the internet anyway.

You are indeed a gentleman though!

@Glok9n: The real glok !!! i dont speak in fag tongues!!!

@ASHY AZZ SHAKA ZULU!!! GET YOU PUNK AZZ OUTTA HERE SUCKA, MIND YOUR DAMN BIZNESS !!!

LMAO!!!

Pimpin Willie needs his father in his life to tell him how to talk about women.

It’s sad to see how ignorant our fellow Black youth are today. Brothas don’t know how to address or speak of women without calling them “hoes” or something derogatory, and they d*mn sure don’t know how to think romantically about a female without letting “I wanna beat” or some other ignant sh*t come out of their mouths.

Then you got sistas who hate on other sistas just because. They don’t even know half the people they talk about, but as long as another female looks like she doesn’t care what haters think, the haters have something to say.

What’s wrong with our people? Are we really that miserable, uneducated and misguided? It scares the hell out of me knowing ignorant people like this will be raising their own children who will most likely turn out to be as ignorant, hateful, and misguided as they are.

@SMOKEY
“need to tell them to get outta my head too…and I am female!! LOL”
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I didn’t know you swung that way babe. Z need to stop “teasing” all of us. LOL.

She’s a Leo..they age very well.

@Pimping

Vivica has been “slain” by a gigolo in atlanta. He paid for the sex. The sex tape is in the internet. What makes you think we dont have a chance?

Get your minds right, Black people…get your minds right!

@K-Cee

Sometimes you just wanna tap some hoes. It’s all good.

Hi Golk9n, My sexy Thugg!! wow! I love Bad Boyz lol

@ Lawdy

Hellz NO!!

@K-Cee

Pimpin Willie needs his father in his life to tell him how to talk about women.

It’s sad to see how ignorant our fellow Black youth are today. Brothas don’t know how to address or speak of women without calling them “hoes” or something derogatory, and they d*mn sure don’t know how to think romantically about a female without letting “I wanna beat” or some other ignant sh*t come out of their mouths.

Then you got sistas who hate on other sistas just because. They don’t even know half the people they talk about, but as long as another female looks like she doesn’t care what haters think, the haters have something to say.

What’s wrong with our people? Are we really that miserable, uneducated and misguided? It scares the hell out of me knowing ignorant people like this will be raising their own children who will most likely turn out to be as ignorant, hateful, and misguided as they are.

Got a lot on your mind huh? Thats whats up…

@Pimpin Willie

Just say she’s a beautiful lady, Pimpin — Nice and simple.

Think of the old school jam — Treat her like a lady.

@K-Cee

You sound a little bit like me when I’ve really, really had enough.

@Man, I just don’t care

@K-Cee

Sometimes you just wanna tap some hoes. It’s all good.

And some females are just that. Hoes!

K-Cee

Get your minds right, Black people…get your minds right!

I’m sure all of our minds are right once we log off of BOSSIP…But while on BOSSIP, who wants’ to be right, when wrong is so much more fun! Hence: HENNY WITHOUT THE COKE…Now kindly remove the stick from your ass.

I often think about what the dating/relationship prospects will be in the future if I have a daughter one day. . .

And I shudder.

@ Good Good – Well ok then but please know that not all of us black men are as vulgar and crass as these two who I will not name…..pimp willie & glok9n. Seems to be an extreme lack of parental guidance compounded by an absence of education and made even worse by ignorance

@ Brook Lynn Chocolate Gyrl – Gawd! is there a classy way for me to say to a woman who I dont know that I would love to make love to her? If not, I guess I will have to take it back! LOL

GO AUNTIE VIV, IM TRYNA GROW UP AND BE LIKE YOU!

@BROOK LYNN! I LOVE BAD GALZ LOL! IM NO THUG,I MAKE LOVE NOT WAR …BUT I CAN THUGG THAT AZZ OUT IN THE BEDROOM SISTAH! 4 DAMN SURE!!!

Marquis, being right is being grown up.

@Shaka Zulu

@ Brook Lynn Chocolate Gyrl – Gawd! is there a classy way for me to say to a woman who I dont know that I would love to make love to her? If not, I guess I will have to take it back! LOL

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Yes you can say “Miss do you have any blk in you? well will you like some more?” lol, that works for me everytime, lol

@SYDNEY
“I often think about what the dating/relationship prospects will be in the future if I have a daughter one day. . .

And I shudder. ”
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Stop “shuddering.” I’m sure you will raise your daughter to be a lady.

Sydney

@Pimpin Willie

Just say she’s a beautiful lady, Pimpin — Nice and simple.

Think of the old school jam — Treat her like a lady.

I thought I did, what does my comments on this blog have to do with how I would treat her?

@Glok9n: The real glok !!! i dont speak in fag tongues!!!

@BROOK LYNN! I LOVE BAD GALZ LOL! IM NO THUG,I MAKE LOVE NOT WAR …BUT I CAN THUGG THAT AZZ OUT IN THE BEDROOM SISTAH! 4 DAMN SURE!!!

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Wow Glok9n!!! That statement was P.H.A.T (Pretty Hot And Tempting) {Fanning my forehead}

@ ASHY AZZ SHAKA ZULU ..YOU ALREADY DID….SNITCH!!! PLUS YOUD RUN AND LEAVE THIS DAMSEL IN DISTRESS COWARD!!

Z (If Heaven Was A Mile Away…)said:

“why would someone want to loosen their muscles?
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Answer: Some women are unnaturally small or too tight. Also, women who work in the adult film industry have this done to reduce their discomfort from being frequently penetrated by large penises and other large objects (like fists).

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elle said:

“She probably had some work done on her kitty kat also. Surgeons can:

3. Make the clitoris larger or smaller.

huh?! they can do that!”
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Answer: Of course! Any part of your body can be cut down with a knife. Any soft part can be pumped up with collagen, silicone or other plastic material. I have only heard of adult film actresses getting their clitorises enlarged.

@Man

“Stop “shuddering.” I’m sure you will raise your daughter to be a lady.”

Oh, you misunderstand me, I’m not worried at all about the children I plan to have one day. And, yes, if I have a daughter, she will definitely be a lady.

Now whether she will be able to meet a gentleman in the future is another troublesome question.

Man, I just don’t care

@SMOKEY
“need to tell them to get outta my head too…and I am female!! LOL”
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I didn’t know you swung that way babe. Z need to stop “teasing” all of us. LOL.
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…………….

Sydney

Grown up is an overrated experience. Immaturity is less complex.

@Pimpin Willie Dynamite Supertight

Sydney

@Pimpin Willie

Just say she’s a beautiful lady, Pimpin — Nice and simple.

Think of the old school jam — Treat her like a lady.

I thought I did, what does my comments on this blog have to do with how I would treat her?

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You hit the neddle on the head wit that song. This one is for you:

Now I-m the kinda guy who don’t believe
That chivalry is dead, no
‘Cause I believe a woman should be treated
With the utmost respect, mmm-hmm-

Don’t be afraid, don’t turn and walk away
I wanna get to know ya, well
Don’t be ashamed, don’t say that love’s to blame
Just come and look me over

[You'll find a heart]
You’ll find a heart that you’ve always been lookin’ for
How could anybody ask for much more, woo-hoo-

Now I like openin’ doors
Pickin’ up [Yeah] her hanky [Yeah] off the floor
Treat her like a lady [Treat her like lady]
Light her cigarette if she smokes
Even [Help her with her coat], well
Treat her like a lady [Treat her like lady]

OK for all of U who don’t know what I mean when I do that: “…” it’s like turning my lips up on the side and saying “yeah, right”

Miss do you have any blk in you? well will you like some more?” lol, that works for me everytime, lol
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Excuse me miss do you have any black in you? Would you like some more?

BTW, I used the e-mail you left on here to send you an e-mail this weekend. Read it and please understand that it is an honest attempt to meet you…no more no less. My apologies for using it without your consent but, my heart went out to you the other day.

Thank you for your wise hands, Grandma Hands, lol.

@Marquis

No, growing up is something we all have to do — Immaturity just keeps you stunted.

@Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

@Pimpin Willie Dynamite Supertight

Sydney

@Pimpin Willie

Just say she’s a beautiful lady, Pimpin — Nice and simple.

Think of the old school jam — Treat her like a lady.

I thought I did, what does my comments on this blog have to do with how I would treat her?

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You hit the neddle on the head wit that song. This one is for you:

Now I-m the kinda guy who don’t believe
That chivalry is dead, no
‘Cause I believe a woman should be treated
With the utmost respect, mmm-hmm-

Don’t be afraid, don’t turn and walk away
I wanna get to know ya, well
Don’t be ashamed, don’t say that love’s to blame
Just come and look me over

[You'll find a heart]
You’ll find a heart that you’ve always been lookin’ for
How could anybody ask for much more, woo-hoo-

Now I like openin’ doors
Pickin’ up [Yeah] her hanky [Yeah] off the floor
Treat her like a lady [Treat her like lady]
Light her cigarette if she smokes
Even [Help her with her coat], well
Treat her like a lady [Treat her like lady]

So let me get this right, a brotha can’t have nasty thoughts about a woman, and do that shyt?

the only things that’s not photshopped in those pics is her hair and even that’s fake…. so Bossip: HOW IN DA HECK WILL I JUDGE WETHER SHE’S A BANGER, DUUH???

@Sydney

Thank you for your wise hands, Grandma Hands, lol.

@Marquis

No, growing up is something we all have to do — Immaturity just keeps you stunted.

Are you frustrated with our community and coming on bossip to talk about it? I mean, I come in here to get a laugh thats it. I don’t size up the state of our people in here.

@ASHY AZZ CHAKA ZULU!!! THERE ALSO SEEMZ TO BE A BIT OF BYTCHAZZNESS,LACK OF SEX AND A HUGE EXTREME OF COMPOUNDED LONELINESS BY A LACK OF FEMALES….GO FUK OFF SOMEWHERE!

IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO OUR ATTENTION THAT THERE ARE A COUPLE OF MALE BLOGGERS WHO PESIST ON USING VULGAR REFERENCES WHEN TALKING TO FEMALE BLOGGERS ON THIS SITE. IF THE PROBLEM CONTINUES WE WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT T REVOKE YOUR BOSSIP PREVILEDGES FOREVER.

@ Marquise and Pimpin’ Silly

Whether you’re on a message board or not, posting like an ignoramus because you were raised by people who didn’t teach you any better makes you look worse than the person you’re talking about.

Y’all just don’t get it. When people hear you speaking like you do in public or typing garbage like “hittin’ hoes” on the internet, all you’re showing us is that you have piss-poor parents at home who raised an imbecile because they were probably as ignorant as their kids are now.

Yeah, yeah, I know it’s all sh*ts and giggles to get a couple of LOLs from other ignoramuses, but to people with any sense, YOU all look like the actual jack*sses on here.

Hee Haw! Hee Haw!

LOL!!!

I HATE TODAY’S PHOTOSHOOTS!!!!!! I DON’T CARE IF IT’S VIVICA, BEYONCE, ASHANTI, HALLE, ETC. BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL PHOTOHOPPED. GIVE ME THE REAL DEAL ANYDAY….SHOW WHAT THESE WOMEN REALLY LOOK LIKE, THEIR STILL BEAUTIFUL…FLAWS AND ALL.

Bossip Administration

IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO OUR ATTENTION THAT THERE ARE A COUPLE OF MALE BLOGGERS WHO PESIST ON USING VULGAR REFERENCES WHEN TALKING TO FEMALE BLOGGERS ON THIS SITE. IF THE PROBLEM CONTINUES WE WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT T REVOKE YOUR BOSSIP PREVILEDGES FOREVER.
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EXCUSE ME “PRIVILEDGES”

@ K-Cee

@ Marquise and Pimpin’ Silly

Whether you’re on a message board or not, posting like an ignoramus because you were raised by people who didn’t teach you any better makes you look worse than the person you’re talking about.

Y’all just don’t get it. When people hear you speaking like you do in public or typing garbage like “hittin’ hoes” on the internet, all you’re showing us is that you have piss-poor parents at home who raised an imbecile because they were probably as ignorant as their kids are now.

Yeah, yeah, I know it’s all sh*ts and giggles to get a couple of LOLs from other ignoramuses, but to people with any sense, YOU all look like the actual jack*sses on here.

Hee Haw! Hee Haw!

LOL!!!

Well said, and now back to the discussion.

@Pimpin Willie

“I don’t size up the state of our people in here.”

Believe me, I don’t consider the collection of alter egos, weirdos, and other strange characters on here to be representative of anything, much less the black community. You can be assured of that, Pimp.

Sydney

No, growing up is something we all have to do — Immaturity just keeps you stunted.

Mayhap…But as long as you have fun at the end of the day, it’s all good. Rub some sunshine on your face, girl. It ain’t that serious. My bills are paid, there’s booze in the blender, and soon it will render that frozen concoction that’ll help me to hang on – LETS’ WASTE AWAY IN MARGARITAVILLE!

@MOCK ROCK STAR
“@SMOKEY
“need to tell them to get outta my head too…and I am female!! LOL”
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I didn’t know you swung that way babe. Z need to stop “teasing” all of us. LOL.
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indeed. indeed.

@Sydney

@Pimpin Willie

“I don’t size up the state of our people in here.”

Believe me, I don’t consider the collection of alter egos, weirdos, and other strange characters on here to be representative of anything, much less the black community. You can be assured of that, Pimp.

I understand

K CEE BATTERIES MOST COST A LOT IN YOUR TOWN HUH?POWER UP YOUR DILDO….SHUT UP AND GRAB THESE NUTZZZZ!!!

@Yoshie
Nig lover

Glok9n: The real glok !!! i dont speak in fag tongues!!!

@ASHY AZZ CHAKA ZULU!!! THERE ALSO SEEMZ TO BE A BIT OF BYTCHAZZNESS,LACK OF SEX AND A HUGE EXTREME OF COMPOUNDED LONELINESS BY A LACK OF FEMALES….GO FUK OFF SOMEWHERE!
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I am not the kind of brother to brag but I am involved with more females than both of you put together. The females that I involve myself with are the kind of ladies who would shut you down if you talked to them like a crack head off the street….as you frequently do here!

WHEREZ THE REAL SMOKEY??????

@Glok9n: The real glok !!! i dont speak in fag tongues!!!

K CEE BATTERIES MOST COST A LOT IN YOUR TOWN HUH?POWER UP YOUR DILDO….SHUT UP AND GRAB THESE NUTZZZZ!!!

Rule #1. Never argue with a female, Ever! LOL

Mayhap…But as long as you have fun at the end of the day, it’s all good. Rub some sunshine on your face, girl. It ain’t that serious. My bills are paid, there’s booze in the blender, and soon it will render that frozen concoction that’ll help me to hang on – LETS’ WASTE AWAY IN MARGARITAVILLE!
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Shit Yeah, i’m down! Where’s the booze???

K-Cee

What part of “HENNY WITHOUT THE COKE” didn’t you understand? If you want serious, critcal discussion, go to the Huffington Post or AOL Blackvoices. I reiterate, “KINDLY REMOVE THE STICK FROM YOUR ASS”.

It’s getting hot in here so take all your clothes off! LOL

@ Z: Yes.

@ Fake me: You are an evil bad person.

Why can’t K-Cee express her opinions, Marquis?

You want to delve in foolishness, and she wants to share her points. I don’t see what the problem is.

To use your words, “it ain’t that serious.”

Good Good

I like the attitude. Kindly spread those sentiments to some of the our terminally “STICK UP THEIR ASSES” brethren.

I just want everyone to know that I have mean things to say, but bc I am changing my life….I shall refrain.

I deserve a star!

@ Glock 9

K CEE BATTERIES MOST COST A LOT IN YOUR TOWN HUH?POWER UP YOUR DILDO….SHUT UP AND GRAB THESE NUTZZZZ!!!

Written like a true idiot. Well done. Well done.

@ Marquise
KINDLY REMOVE THE STICK FROM YOUR ASS”.

What’s wrong? Is your vocabulary too limited to use other words?

@ Bossip Admin
you forgot about “pesist”
persist maybe?
we’re not surprised, your writers never did come off as that intelligent

@YOSHIE
“@ Fake me: You are an evil bad person.”
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WHOA!!! Calm down. This is starting to go too far!!

Man and Glok9n

I command you to start a real topic now! lol

I SEE THE PO-PO’S HAD TO COME THRU HERE!!

@ Yoshie
You are out of place

Hey My Soul Sista Brooke!!!!! (waving supafast)

@Colonel Stink Meaner

I SEE THE PO-PO’S HAD TO COME THRU HERE!!

Yessir, its to be expected a nicca having fun is against the law to be real…lol

Sydney

Why can’t K-Cee express her opinions, Marquis?

You want to delve in foolishness, and she wants to share her points. I don’t see what the problem is.

To use your words, “it ain’t that serious.”

There’s opinion, then there’s playin’ the hall monitor. Check the flow and direction of this current discussion – Does it seem like most people who are posting on this thread are serious? The only ones who’re being heavy handed are you and K-Cee. When in Rome…If not go to another thread or site that most fit your sensabilities…Afterall, we’re discussing one of the biggest bimhos, in Hollywood.

Oshie

@ Yoshie
You are out of place
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Your brain is out of place.

Well, before the morons show back up with more “b*tch, hoe, suck my d*ck, my d*ck’s the sh*t” comments, I’m gonna bounce.

You know the saying, “It takes an idiot to argue with an idiot”. So with that said, I’m out.

Peace, Black people!

It’s freaky friday!!! Good Good is the only one who wants to take off her clothes!!! Come On Y’all!! Let’s talk DIRTY!!!!

Hi Lacombe. I am sad. Would you like to know why?

@K-Cee

Well, before the morons show back up with more “b*tch, hoe, suck my d*ck, my d*ck’s the sh*t” comments, I’m gonna bounce.

You know the saying, “It takes an idiot to argue with an idiot”. So with that said, I’m out.

Peace, Black people!

Which is why I didn’t argue with you baby… see intelligence…

@ Yoshie
Remember what you took Z through? Its payback time.

Why Oshie…I mean Yoshie??

@Marquis

“If not go to another thread or site that most fit your sensabilities…Afterall, we’re discussing one of the biggest bimhos, in Hollywood.”

Oh, just assume one of your other multiple identities and go somewhere. . .

@BROOKE LYNN
“I command you to start a real topic now! lol”
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4 teenagers were arrested for texting nude pictures of themselves to each other. This shit is getting ridiculous.

They were all between 14-17 years old. Two males and two females. Ridiculous…

Smokey (Single Black Female)

Miss do you have any blk in you? well will you like some more?” lol, that works for me everytime, lol
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Excuse me miss do you have any black in you? Would you like some more?

BTW, I used the e-mail you left on here to send you an e-mail this weekend. Read it and please understand that it is an honest attempt to meet you…no more no less. My apologies for using it without your consent but, my heart went out to you the other day.
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@ DEAR MR ZULU

YOUR PRIVILEDGES ARE BEING REVOKED IMMEDIATELY!! PLEASE LOG OFF NOW AND WE WILL NOT PROSECUTE YOU FOR CRIMINAL OFFENSES!

@ MS BROOK

MAAM, WOULD YOU LIKE TO FILE CHARGES?

@ Lacombe: Because these fake ass bitches want to be me.

@ Fake me: What are you talking about? Why are you obsessed with Z? What is your major malfunction? Why are you an African named Ernest? These are the questions that I need answers to!

I wanna get nekked on freaky friday too but I have 1 question, is Good Good old enough to take her clothes off, she reminds me so much of my lil cousin.. I dont want Bossip police arresting us for Pedaphilling up in herre. lol

@SYDNEY
“Oh, just assume one of your other multiple identities and go somewhere. . .”
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Wow. Sydney calm down… really, calm down.

Lacombe Redbone (Up Early In Da Mornin’, I Jump Shive!)

It’s freaky friday!!! Good Good is the only one who wants to take off her clothes!!! Come On Y’all!! Let’s talk DIRTY!!!!
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Thank you Lacombe! I have been standing here bucket naked for 5 min! LOL

I’m fine, Man, but he does need to go somewhere. Quickly.

@ Man: Were they ALL arrested? That’s nucking futs.

“1 question, is Good Good old enough to take her clothes off, she reminds me so much of my lil cousin.. I dont want Bossip police arresting us for Pedaphilling up in herre. lol”
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Good Good, put your clothes back on and Leave Leave!!

Oshie…
I know, boo! That bitch is getting on my nerves just reading that ignorant shit!!

@Bossip Administration

Smokey (Single Black Female)

Miss do you have any blk in you? well will you like some more?” lol, that works for me everytime, lol
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Excuse me miss do you have any black in you? Would you like some more?

BTW, I used the e-mail you left on here to send you an e-mail this weekend. Read it and please understand that it is an honest attempt to meet you…no more no less. My apologies for using it without your consent but, my heart went out to you the other day.
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@ DEAR MR ZULU

YOUR PRIVILEDGES ARE BEING REVOKED IMMEDIATELY!! PLEASE LOG OFF NOW AND WE WILL NOT PROSECUTE YOU FOR CRIMINAL OFFENSES!

@ MS BROOK

MAAM, WOULD YOU LIKE TO FILE CHARGES?

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Yes!! I will like to File some charges immediatley against this, Bossiper!!!!

Apparently there is another Smokey. To that person i apologize b/c I was not aware of it. I will always use Single Black female in my SN so people do not confuse us!! Sorry!!

@Man, I just don’t care

@BROOKE LYNN
“I command you to start a real topic now! lol”
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4 teenagers were arrested for texting nude pictures of themselves to each other. This shit is getting ridiculous.

They were all between 14-17 years old. Two males and two females. Ridiculous…

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Oh my!!! That is ridick-ulous LOL

Miss do you have any blk in you? well will you like some more?” lol, that works for me everytime, lol
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Gah it’s been a long time since I heard that… precisely since I lost about 30 pounds…

@YOSHIE
“Were they ALL arrested? That’s nucking futs.”
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Yes, they were ALL arrested and charged with “child pornography.” There’s little chance they could argue against it as far as the “law” reads.

Now they will have to register as “sex offenders” for the rest of their lives. One parent said they are thinking of leaving the country.

SMH at George W Bush.

@ GOOD GOOD!!! LIKE YOUR STYLE SIS…HAVING FUN!!!

Good Good…
Girl i feel ya! Hell, i woke up horny! I was hoping to naked by now, too! lol

@ Smokey

How dare you violate my privacy in such an un permittable way!! sing a song to make me forgive you, and a good song at that!

I HATE WHEN JEHOVAH WITNESS BLOG….ALWAYZ TRYING TO STEAL THE FUN OUTTA SHIT!!!

@ Yoshie

I heard this line just yesterday:

“Shorty u look so good I’d suck ya daddy dick” hahahaha, and that came from a straight thug lol.

Love the pics I HATE THAT DAMN NOSE!

@LACOMBE REDBONE
“Girl i feel ya! Hell, i woke up horny! I was hoping to naked by now, too! lol”
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I think it’s that cold weather cause I woke up with like an extra inch and a half.

@ GOOD GOOD STANDING THERE NAKED ..I ALMOST BUST WHEN READ THAT!!!

I WOULD DO HER…
THAT IS 1 BAD MAMMA JAMMA…

LOLZ

I HATE WHEN JEHOVAH WITNESS BLOG….ALWAYZ TRYING TO STEAL THE FUN OUTTA SHIT!!!
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ROTFLMBAO!!!!

If you look at her older pictures, she’s a pretty woman. It looks like she has had way too much plastic surgery. Her nose is awful and her lips aren’t pouty and cute, they are ugly and duck-like. Oh, and any woman can look like that when they are airbrushed!

@ Brooke: Um, are you familiar with the rapper Biggie Smalls?

@Oshie

Yoshie is my ace boon coon. What you talking about? we thick as theives, so stop with the jealousy, that you not down wit the dipset.

She looks good. Didn’t really need to get surgery. I do agree with the hairline in the main photo. Kinda off some..
However, Viv is a sexy lady.

Good afternoon.

Man, I just don’t care

@LACOMBE REDBONE
“Girl i feel ya! Hell, i woke up horny! I was hoping to naked by now, too! lol”
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I think it’s that cold weather cause I woke up with like an extra inch and a half.
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I demand proof!

@ LACOMBE REDBONE!!! RIGHT SIS?…COME IN HERE WITH THAT BULLSHIT!!!

Hi qc!!!!!

LOL a Jehovah’s bloggin wit our nasty arses.

I dont know what it is about winter, I never get horny in winter, only summer spring and fall. I guess I am a winter prude.

Man…
Lol! That’s krazy, huh?? My nipples were so hard, i had to rub icy-hot in the inside of my bra!

@Yoshie

@ Brooke: Um, are you familiar with the rapper Biggie Smalls?

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Do you mean sexually? if so no comment, lol

@ Man
I had a shrinkage. The cold makes deter blood from flowing down there

Damn. Ya’ll clownin

@Smokey (Single Black Female)

WOW!!! You are sooo forgiven {Bopping head to R kelly and Biggie} lol

@.

Hi . How da hell r ya?

Glok9n: The real glok !!! i dont speak in fag tongues!!!

@ GOOD GOOD STANDING THERE NAKED ..I ALMOST BUST WHEN READ THAT!!!
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Please dont bust yet…we have a long day ahead! LOL

SUP BROOK

@ Lacombe

Man…
Lol! That’s krazy, huh?? My nipples were so hard, i had to rub icy-hot in the inside of my bra
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OMFG Mines too…. How do u un harden your nips? that shit hurts to be hard all day.

@ Yoshie
The proof is in the pudding!! (read) sucking

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

@ Lacombe

Man…
Lol! That’s krazy, huh?? My nipples were so hard, i had to rub icy-hot in the inside of my bra
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OMFG Mines too…. How do u un harden your nips? that shit hurts to be hard all day.
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Normally a good sucking on them will do! It may not soften them up but they will at least be warm! LOL

hi dot!

OMG you guys, My friends are like totally ghetto. We are all going like 17 ppl deep to see Notorious tonight at an extremely ghetto movie theatre and like everyone is wearing their old coogie sweaters and drinking Bacardi and Henny in the theathre,
I need to get one of those glasses wit the rubber nose attached ASAP, I cannot have my reputation tarnished. LOL

@GOOD GOOD

it’s difficult to talk to you with that child in your gravie…. it’s a turn off.

Descibe yourself physically to me…

Glok9n…You A Fool!!! Lol

Brooke…
Girl, i know right! If you rub them, ya get horny! If you squeeze them, ya get horny! It’s like,”Damn what do i do now with these nipples looking like vienna sausages!!”

What child?

@ Good Good

Normally a good sucking on them will do! It may not soften them up but they will at least be warm! LOL

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Uhh, u want me to suck my own breast? like what do I have all these dudes in my speed dial for?

@@GOOD GOOD!!! WHEW! GIRL TOO LATE YOUR LAST POST SET LOOSE THE JUICE…..HOWEVER AFTER THAT 1ST ONE IVE BEEN KNOWN TO LAST ATLEAST 2HRS !!! TRUE STORY!

@ Lacombe

Brooke…
Girl, i know right! If you rub them, ya get horny! If you squeeze them, ya get horny! It’s like,”Damn what do i do now with these nipples looking like vienna sausages

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Hahahahaha Eww@ Vienna sasages. Speaking of Vienna sausges, have u ever seen a penis that look like one of those? tottally gross lol

@GOOD GOOD
“What child?”
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That’s you in the gravie?

Hi zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

@ Qc

Are you planning to finally bear child?

Man, I just don’t care

@GOOD GOOD

it’s difficult to talk to you with that child in your gravie…. it’s a turn off.

Descibe yourself physically to me…
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I am not a child! I am 22 yrs old and why would you want to talk to me? You are probably an old man! LOL

vivica is beautiful but bossip is bogus as hell. Ya’ll have dissed vivica’s looks countless times on this website and now you wanna call her a banger?!

HEY! IVE MADE WOMEN NUT IN DRAWS FROM JUST NIBBLING ON THE NIPS!!!

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

OMG you guys, My friends are like totally ghetto. We are all going like 17 ppl deep to see Notorious tonight at an extremely ghetto movie theatre and like everyone is wearing their old coogie sweaters and drinking Bacardi and Henny in the theathre,
I need to get one of those glasses wit the rubber nose attached ASAP, I cannot have my reputation tarnished. LOL
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omg I miss nyc. If I was there, i would be going with my ppls to the ghetto theater on 161st just for old time sake. HEY BROOK MAKE SURE U TAKE A PIC AT THE VENDOR WIT THE TATTED UP BACKGROUNDS ON THE CORNER. DO MICKEY AIGHT?

@GOOD GOOD
“I am not a child! I am 22 yrs old and why would you want to talk to me? You are probably an old man! LOL”
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I’m sorry. You look really young in the gravie is all.

Yes, I am a nasty old man.

@ brook
In siberia. A dick can be soo cold until your tongue sticks on it.

I had an orgasm last night from my husband just rubbing me up and down on my torso. True Story.

@ GOOD GOOD TURN OFF MY AZZ! GURL YOU LOOK GOOD GOOD TO ME FUK WHAT YA HEARD!

Z. Talk to me. Plans for the weekend?

@YOSHIE

“I had an orgasm last night from my husband just rubbing me up and down on my torso. True Story”
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I DEMAND PROOF!!

Chop it up bossip? WTF?

@Brooke…
Hahahahaha Eww@ Vienna sasages. Speaking of Vienna sausges, have u ever seen a penis that look like one of those? tottally gross lol

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Yeah my husband’s!!! lmao

i WANT TO HAVE AN ORGASM FROM SOME JUST RUBBING MY TUMMY. how is that possible?

@Yoshie
Someone had an orgasm in a train. The jolts can be quite orgasmic

sex simulation she called it

Sup guyz??
How is everyone’s HAPPY FRIDAY going??

**whew**

I’m tired as hell–chasin’ y’all from thread to thread!!!

Anywho–

I need to go and feed Marissa, Maria, etc..etc..etc!

Sydney–

You have my number. Give me a call either Monday night or early Tuesday morning.

Oh and do me a favor (please)–

Someone posted the lyrics to “Treat her like a lady”. Please copy and paste those to my e-mail address.

I’d REALLY appreciate it!

Hope to see you on Tuesday!

Errrbody else–

Enjoy your weekend and be safe!!

**1TruDiva has left the building**

Excuse me Bossipers

Are there any issues that I need to address this morning? Are there any unruly people that need intervention. We strive to make your blogging experience enjoyable so never hesitate to contact us if problems with trouble makers arise.

@Z
I wanna volunteer

.

Z. Talk to me. Plans for the weekend?
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well I am goin to the mall to shop with one guy and then going to the movies with his friend. HA

Lacombe Redbone (Up Early In Da Mornin’, I Jump Shive!)

@Brooke…
Hahahahaha Eww@ Vienna sasages. Speaking of Vienna sausges, have u ever seen a penis that look like one of those? tottally gross lol

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Yeah my husband’s!!! lmao
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________________________________DEAD_______________________________________________STILL DEAD________________________________________ROTFL BUT DEAD____________________________________

…I love to be rubbed!

Who is going to see NOTORIOUS??

IM A TROUBLE MAKER …DO SOMETHING

@ Z

omg I miss nyc. If I was there, i would be going with my ppls to the ghetto theater on 161st just for old time sake. HEY BROOK MAKE SURE U TAKE A PIC AT THE VENDOR WIT THE TATTED UP BACKGROUNDS ON THE CORNER. DO MICKEY AIGHT?

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Ok Z I will, but I must admit u met my friends and they are so GHETTO, I feel a bit left out cuz I am not from Brooklyn, I am adopted to the city so they told me to wear Argyle instead of coogie tonight lol

@ Yoshie

I did not fugg Biggie, eww. I was j/k. And no I dont know anything about Biggie honestly, Remeber I am from the town of the Neptunes VA All Day!!! Thats what Imma scream in the Brooklyn Movie theathre tonight lol.

@LACOMBE

I didn’t know you were married. I thought you had a baby daddy.

I had secret fantasies about Bossip Rendevous with you. Dang.

Bossip Administration

Excuse me Bossipers

Are there any issues that I need to address this morning? Are there any unruly people that need intervention. We strive to make your blogging experience enjoyable so never hesitate to contact us if problems with trouble makers arise.
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Someone stole my name.

His real name is Ernest.

He is from Uganda or some shit.

Glok9n: The real glok !!! i dont speak in fag tongues!!!

IM A TROUBLE MAKER …DO SOMETHING
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Sir you are the kind of trouble maker who will always shoot yourself in the foot so we can just stand back and let you do so.

@BOSSIP ADMINISTRATION

Say bruh, wut’s up that the servers are all slow and shit dawg?

When are yall doin another Cassie post bruh?

@ Lacombe: He had been away for a few days so he was, like, really “enjoying” me. He was just lightly carressing my naked stomach, hips, inner thighs and then back up to my nipples.

Dammit, now I have to go home and change my panties. Again.

@Lauren Dawkins Bleeds Green…Go Eagles!!!

Who is going to see NOTORIOUS??

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Me!

@Bossip Administration

Excuse me Bossipers

Are there any issues that I need to address this morning? Are there any unruly people that need intervention. We strive to make your blogging experience enjoyable so never hesitate to contact us if problems with trouble makers arise.

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Uhh how much do they pay you?

@ Z

I wish u were here so me you, Be and the crew can go see NOTORIOUS! lol

BOOOOOYAAHHH!!!! POP, POP MORE SHOT GET POPPED …..WAIT DAT IZZA UZI DAT NO ITZ A GLOK!!!

@ Lacombe

Poor thang ya hubby have a vienna sasuage penis, there are ways around that tho love, like sleep wit his friends instead lol.

Z (If Heaven Was A Mile Away…)

i WANT TO HAVE AN ORGASM FROM SOME JUST RUBBING MY TUMMY. how is that possible?
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You have to be extremely sexually compatible with the person. And it helps if you’re married, or at least have had sex about 1,000,000 times.

The East Coast is so desperate for a rap icon that they have made Biggie into a legend….but only on the East Coast. The rest of the world acknowledges Tupac as the man!!!

@YOSHIE

I thought you were sending some of your soaked panties to my PO Box.

All disappointed and ish. LOL.

Diva, I’ll give you a call. Send me some pics of your chihuahua.

@Bossip Administration

Can you round up all the impostors and alter egos?

Oh, and the posts in all caps hurt my eyes.

And there are a few loonies who keep invading the Obama posts with their claims about him the downfall of the country and all. Can they be removed?

Thank you and Happy Friday

Man…
@LACOMBE

I didn’t know you were married. I thought you had a baby daddy.

I had secret fantasies about Bossip Rendevous with you. Dang.
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Ain’t nothing wrong with fantasizing!!! **wink, wink**

*about him being the downfall*

I KNEW THAT WAS THE FAKE SMOKEY!!! MY SMOKEY IZ A BLOUSE N SKIRT !!!

Brook change your headline to

Brook(Argyle instead of Coogi. Call me the PEPPY LA PEW BITCH)

@LACOMBE
“I didn’t know you were married. I thought you had a baby daddy.

I had secret fantasies about Bossip Rendevous with you. Dang.
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Ain’t nothing wrong with fantasizing!!! **wink, wink**
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I know. I never said i would stop fantasizing. Now I have ur pics too. LOL. We’ve done some nasty ass stuff in my mind boo….. some nasty ass stuff.

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

@Lauren Dawkins Bleeds Green…Go Eagles!!!

Who is going to see NOTORIOUS??

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Me!

@Bossip Administration

Excuse me Bossipers

Are there any issues that I need to address this morning? Are there any unruly people that need intervention. We strive to make your blogging experience enjoyable so never hesitate to contact us if problems with trouble makers arise.

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Uhh how much do they pay you?
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I AM PAID IN TOSS-UPS. FOR EVERY 4 HOURS I WORK I GET ONE HOUR WITH A BOSSIP TOSS-UP! TODAY THEY ARE PROVIDING ME WITH AN HOUR WITH YOSHIE

@ Man: I was going to but someone keeps stealing them.

Yoshie

Z (If Heaven Was A Mile Away…)

i WANT TO HAVE AN ORGASM FROM SOME JUST RUBBING MY TUMMY. how is that possible?
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You have to be extremely sexually compatible with the person. And it helps if you’re married, or at least have had sex about 1,000,000 times.
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I was thinking you have to eb really attracted to the person….lucky u married someone like that.

These have been photshopped so much. Aunt Viv is brave to try this.

Glok9n: The real glok !!! i dont speak in fag tongues!!!

I KNEW THAT WAS THE FAKE SMOKEY!!! MY SMOKEY IZ A BLOUSE N SKIRT !!!
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I am not a fake Smokey. I have used this name for years even as a child. There just happens to be two of us and we do not imitate each other so stop tring to start shit between us. BTW why do you type in all caps? Familiar with cap locl/unlock?

Oshie…
See, your husband was lusted out while he was gently caressing you. My husband, on the other hand, would’ve heavy-handed grabbed my butt then scratched my thigh with his hangnails!

Brooke…
His friends are ugly and broke! But i have a really cool silver bullet!!

I AM PAID IN TOSS-UPS. FOR EVERY 4 HOURS I WORK I GET ONE HOUR WITH A BOSSIP TOSS-UP! TODAY THEY ARE PROVIDING ME WITH AN HOUR WITH YOSHIE

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Excuse me, I am not for sale unless you have some P r a d a bags or an A s t o n M a r t i n in that toss up…

Lacombe Redbone (Up Early In Da Mornin’, I Jump Shive!)

Oshie…
See, your husband was lusted out while he was gently caressing you. My husband, on the other hand, would’ve heavy-handed grabbed my butt then scratched my thigh with his hangnails!

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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok? Look, just send him out of town for a few days, it makes a world of difference.

Like I was telling Man earlier, I think I’ll be walking funny for a while after last night…

@ Bossip Admin

Is there anyway that Bossip can trace the poster by the name of Ms. Julips email and send her back to Bossip. We have a wedding date coming up and I dont want to be left at the alter. lol thanks

@YOSHIE
Someone stole my name.
His real name is Ernest.
He is from Uganda or some shit
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ERNEST SMIT
to be exact

@brook.
i think i mite be gettin some kids.
im not tryna pop 1 out tho ewwww to that
idea…

Man…
You A So ….FREAKY!!!!

@ Lacombe

Brooke…
His friends are ugly and broke! But i have a really cool silver bullet!!

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OMG me too girl, now they make the bullets that have a silencer, so if u wanna get ya rocks off at work or at church or other public yet quiet places, u put ya Bullet on silencer and off u go! isnt that Amazing?

*are

@ Brook – here another song just for you!!

I want to lick lick lick lick you from your head to your toes and I want to move from the bed down down down to the to the floor and I want ah ah you make it so good I don’t want to leave but I got to n-n-n-know what is your fant-t-tsy

Brooke…
Hell Yeah! Can i get that on ebay???

@ qc

@brook.
i think i mite be gettin some kids.
im not tryna pop 1 out tho ewwww to that
idea…

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Oh for Tax season, I got ya.. Hey my tax guy said I can write Foxxy Cleopatra off as a dependant cuz of all the clothes, food and jewlery I bought her. Damn that damn Dog!

@ Lacombe

Brooke…
Hell Yeah! Can i get that on ebay???

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Hellz yea, and make sure u rush deliver it

@ Smokey

Damn, I have a song for u too honey:

Blame it on the goose, gotcha feeling loose
Blame it on the ‘tron, gotcha panties off
Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-alcohol, blame it on the ah-ah ah-ah ah-al-co-hol

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

@ Bossip Admin

Is there anyway that Bossip can trace the poster by the name of Ms. Julips email and send her back to Bossip. We have a wedding date coming up and I dont want to be left at the alter. lol thanks
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WE ACTUALLY TRIED TO REACH MS JULIPS BECAUSE WE WANTED TO QUESTION HER ABOUT SOME STOLEN PROPERTY. OUR REPORTS INDICATE THAT SHE IS INCARCERATED IN LAS VEGAS. AS A COURTESY TO YOU WE WILL LEAVE HER A MESSAGE TO BE HANDED TO HER UPON HER RELEASE.

THANK YOU FOR MAKING BOSSIP YOUR BLOG WEBSITE!

Oshie…
Yeah, he does need to go some got damn where for a few days!! He’s gonna be gone all nite coaching my sons b-ball team tonite, so maybe i can watch Hotel Eroctica then… show him some moves!!! lol

Questions for the Ladies

I heard that it is unhealthy to masterbate with items such as cucumbers, carrots, potatoes and celery sticks is this true?

@brook

Oh for Tax season, I got ya.. Hey my tax guy said I can write Foxxy Cleopatra off as a dependant cuz of all the clothes, food and jewlery I bought her. Damn that damn Dog!

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nigga no.
lmao..but that is a plus factor
man i forgot ab that..

((bling bling money aint a thing))

foxxy..lmao….jus got a visual of her walkin around wit a platinum grill

Bossip Admin: As one of your most famous posters I request that you address my copyright infringement issue with the individual from Zaire named Ernest Smith.

I heard that it is unhealthy to masterbate with items such as cucumbers, carrots, potatoes and celery sticks is this true?

wow!

brook why are u masturbating with the baby’s food?

Arrested??? My bottom Bitch got Arrested ????

Oh No: Everybody on Bossip, please take up a collection for the release of JULIPS immediatley.
I have $45 in my pocket: Man, Oshie, Z, Lacombe, Qc what yall all have?

Bossip you ought to be f@ckin ashamed of yourself. All the BS you’ve spat about Coco and other caucasian females for plastic surgeries, then have the audacity turn around and praise this stretched, lifted, collagen injected, joker face heffa. This broad is damn near the black Donatello besides lil Kim, Vivica ain’t been fine since Independence Day but I get it, sites like yours give white folks a real reason to scream reverse racism. Give it a day, you’ll be back bombin on another fine ass white broad then turn right around like some hypocrites and post another dumb ass article like this one with a even dumber caption. BANGER my ass more like Danger…..I’d still knock her old ass down though and get in that purse, ya diiiiiig!

I must have missed sometin. who is the individual Ernest?

Brooke…
I think it’s healthier!!! lmao

@Z (If Heaven Was A Mile Away…)

brook why are u masturbating with the baby’s food?

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Because a wise woman once told me that: thou shall fornicate with thy herbs of thy earth!

@ Brooke: As long as said vegetables are peeled and washed I don’t see why it’s bad, just don’t be too vigorous.

@ Lacombe: I treasure those moments alone, don’t you? I TREASURE THEM.

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

Arrested??? My bottom Bitch got Arrested ????

Oh No: Everybody on Bossip, please take up a collection for the release of JULIPS immediatley.
I have $45 in my pocket: Man, Oshie, Z, Lacombe, Qc what yall all have?
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refusing to look Brook in the eye…..

Yoshie

Bossip Admin: As one of your most famous posters I request that you address my copyright infringement issue with the individual from Zaire named Ernest Smith.
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I AM TRULY SORRY YOSHI I DID NOT MEAN TO IGNORE YOU! YOUR SITUATION IS UNDER INVESTIGATION AT THIS TIME. OUR PRELIMINARY FINDINGS ARE THAT UNLESS SOMEONE USES YOUR FIRST AND LAST NAME, IT IS NOT A CRIMINAL OFFENSE TO USE THE SAME NAME AS YOU USE. TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD HAVE THE SAME FIRST NAMES.

@ Brooke: You can have this dirty old pocket lint and a picture of my ass. Remember Julips doesn’t like me, duh.

She’s just jealous.

@ Qc704

I bought Foxxy a swarski crystal rhinestone necklas and dogg chain that was a pretty penny, but that Bitch spoiled, she eats shrimp like 4 nights a week thats why her arse had a urninary track infection.

ssip Administration

Yoshie

Bossip Admin: As one of your most famous posters I request that you address my copyright infringement issue with the individual from Zaire named Ernest Smith.
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I AM TRULY SORRY YOSHI I DID NOT MEAN TO IGNORE YOU! YOUR SITUATION IS UNDER INVESTIGATION AT THIS TIME. OUR PRELIMINARY FINDINGS ARE THAT UNLESS SOMEONE USES YOUR FIRST AND LAST NAME, IT IS NOT A CRIMINAL OFFENSE TO USE THE SAME NAME AS YOU USE. TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD HAVE THE SAME FIRST NAMES.
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I refute your response and I request that you expedite your investigation.

Some guy just told me I look thicker than christmas ham. WTF & LOL!

@brook
I heard that it is unhealthy to masterbate with items such as cucumbers, carrots, potatoes and celery sticks is this true?
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yes it is bad.
well at least for ur anus it is.
it can cause multiple problems and enhance disease.
my ex roomie worked in
urgent care..and this guy came in..
he was having issues after he stuck a carrot up his butt.

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

Arrested??? My bottom Bitch got Arrested ????

Oh No: Everybody on Bossip, please take up a collection for the release of JULIPS immediatley.
I have $45 in my pocket: Man, Oshie, Z, Lacombe, Qc what yall all have?
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ahhh…can I borrow $20 for bus fare?

@ Z and Oshie

Julips loves you both, especially u Z, she just have a hard time expressing her feelings. Thats all.

@ Brooke: Sorry, I don’t make friends with racist, schizophrenic sociopaths.

@Bossip Admin

what did the Julips steal anyway?

@Shaka Zulu

ahhh…can I borrow $20 for bus fare?

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As If!!!! I must save my princess!! you loser lol

@ QC

yes it is bad.
well at least for ur anus it is.
it can cause multiple problems and enhance disease.
my ex roomie worked in
urgent care..and this guy came in..
he was having issues after he stuck a carrot up his butt.

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In my deepest flav flav voice: Wooooowwwwwwww

OK MISS YOSHIE

I HAVE NOW WORKED OVER 4 HOURS THIS MORNING. CAN I GET MY DICK SUCKED NOW AS PROMISED BY MY EMPLOYERS?

@Yoshie

@ Brooke: Sorry, I don’t make friends with racist, schizophrenic sociopaths
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Julips Racist? I dont think so.
Julips Schizo? Maybe a lil
Julips sociopath? Maybe alot lol

I bought Foxxy a swarski crystal rhinestone necklas and dogg chain that was a pretty penny, but that Bitch spoiled, she eats shrimp like 4 nights a week thats why her arse had a urninary track infection.
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i am taking monetary
donations…i have a dog who would like to experience pampering…share the wealth.

@bossip admin
ERNEST SMIT
28
BALD
SHORT
AFRICAN
CALIFORNIA
WHITE COLLAR WORKER

WILL BE TRAVELLING TO NY.
LIKES COFFEE HOUSES

Brooke…
I got 5 on it!! lol

QC704…
Nah, that’s some gross shit! lmao

@ Bossip Admin

As If!! Thou shalt not expect fallatio fornication from thy Bossip poster, for thy is not hath sacred in thy eye of thee… ok

I’ll take a taste of Viv!!

@qc

Little sista am I reading correctly that you are going to be a baby mama? Why would you want to place yourself on the list of statistics like that? You are entirely too young and beautiful to shackle yourself this soon. You need to finish school or start a career before you become anyone’s baby mama. I pray you are just kidding!

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

@ Bossip Admin

As If!! Thou shalt not expect fallatio fornication from thy Bossip poster, for thy is not hath sacred in thy eye of thee… ok
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BROOKE THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!!

OUT BLASTED DEMON!!!

@ASHY AZZ CHAKA ZULU !!! SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE BROKE NIGGR BEGGING WOMEN FOR MONEY ..THEN GOING TO TELL ME ABOUT THE WOMEN HE DEALS WITH ..YEAH BROKE AZZ BYTCHES NIGGR ..MINE HAVE WHIPZ SON ..AND NEVER TAKE BUSES I JUST HAVE A BETTER CLASS OF CHICKS AND DONT WANT THEM BROKE CRAKHEAD CHICK YOU GET SUCKA!

Ok ok, we have now $50 bucks to post Julips bail bond, anymore takers? should we raise the money in our very on first Bossip comedy show?

Bossip Ad…
You’re gross and should be unemployed!

@Shaka Zulu

@qc

Little sista am I reading correctly that you are going to be a baby mama? Why would you want to place yourself on the list of statistics like that? You are entirely too young and beautiful to shackle yourself this soon. You need to finish school or start a career before you become anyone’s baby mama. I pray you are just kidding!

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Uhh I am on the statistic list u sadistic Mofo, lol

Bossip Administration

OK MISS YOSHIE

I HAVE NOW WORKED OVER 4 HOURS THIS MORNING. CAN I GET MY DICK SUCKED NOW AS PROMISED BY MY EMPLOYERS?
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No, but I will give qc the squirting of a lifetime because she seems to be getting to the bottom of things quicker than your slow ass.

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

@ Bossip Admin

As If!! Thou shalt not expect fallatio fornication from thy Bossip poster, for thy is not hath sacred in thy eye of thee… ok
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TODAY WE ARE FILING CHARGES AGAINST JULIPS FOR GRAND THEFT UNLESS YOU ARE WILLING TO MAKE A DEAL WITH ME…..KNOW WHAT I MEAN??

@Brooke

Naw let her ass stay in jail!

Isnt Julips herpes and clamidiya?

Yoshie

Bossip Administration

OK MISS YOSHIE

I HAVE NOW WORKED OVER 4 HOURS THIS MORNING. CAN I GET MY DICK SUCKED NOW AS PROMISED BY MY EMPLOYERS?
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No, but I will give qc the squirting of a lifetime because she seems to be getting to the bottom of things quicker than your slow ass.
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YEAH YOU ARE PROBABLY RIGHT BUT IT IS ONLY B/C SHE OWNS A COOCHIE AND A PAIR OF BREASTS

@SMOKEY!!! OK YOU ARE NOT MY SMOKEY BUT YOU’LL DO, I TYPE IN ALL CAPZ BECAUSE I HAVE CHINKY EYES PLUS I STAY WEEDED AND I SEE BETTER …. NOT THAT IM SCREAMING O.K. LOVE!!!

FREE MUMIA!!!

@SHAKA ZULU

NOPE NO KIDS.
i mite be getting some…
bc..well they parents dont take care of them.

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

@Shaka Zulu

@qc

Little sista am I reading correctly that you are going to be a baby mama? Why would you want to place yourself on the list of statistics like that? You are entirely too young and beautiful to shackle yourself this soon. You need to finish school or start a career before you become anyone’s baby mama. I pray you are just kidding!

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Uhh I am on the statistic list u sadistic Mofo, lol
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No disrespect meant my sista! I only meant that she is too young for the shit…do we at least agree on that?

@redd

sexxxxxxxxxxiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
hey;)

@shaka
how do u know how
old i am

qc704(BABY MAMA IN THE MAKING)

@SHAKA ZULU

NOPE NO KIDS.
i mite be getting some…
bc..well they parents dont take care of them.
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In that case I applaud you! I wish you the best!

@ qc: you are a good woman, going to take on someone else’s kids? THat’s big of you.

You look to be 19-20 yrs old

Hey Good Good, are you still naked?? Cause it’s so not freaky in here!

did someone call her a horrible actress? are you flipping nuts!?
if she is one thing is a fantastic actress. get a life!

@yoshie
No, but I will give qc the squirting of a lifetime because she seems to be getting to the bottom of things quicker than your slow ass.

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yuummmmmmm….
lemme lick u up and dowwwwnnn
til u say stop!

@ qc: you are a good woman, going to take on someone else’s kids? THat’s big of you.

Cosign… if you’d like, i can send you my boys!

…just a thought!

Glok9n: The real glok !!! i dont speak in fag tongues!!!

@SMOKEY!!! OK YOU ARE NOT MY SMOKEY BUT YOU’LL DO, I TYPE IN ALL CAPZ BECAUSE I HAVE CHINKY EYES PLUS I STAY WEEDED AND I SEE BETTER …. NOT THAT IM SCREAMING O.K. LOVE!!!
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LOL That is absolutely the best or most truthful response to the “why caps” question i have ever heard!

@shaka
you got me
im 19

@yoshie
theyre only 6.
they dont deserve to be mistreated

Viv,is beautiful, with or without surgery……

Question; Can women take Viagra???

Lacombe Redbone (Up Early In Da Mornin’, I Jump Shive!)

Hey Good Good, are you still naked?? Cause it’s so not freaky in here!
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Had to put my clothes back on b/c I started playing with myself while waiting for everyone else to get down. LOL

@ Lacombe: Yes, it makes your shit swollen. They do make a viagra for women though.

My shit doesn’t need to be any more swollen than it is.

Ya got a PHD, Magna Cum Laude
But ya nigga love me with a GED
I don’t want him

Well you can do the butterfly and the tootsie roll
But ya nigga straight sprung off the way I stroll
I don’t want him

You got a 9-5 and a 6-10
But ya nigga told me not to work again
I don’t want him

OH GOOD GOOD !!! ITZ THE TRUTH !!! I LOVE READING REPONSES…. IT JUST TURNZ ME ON!!!

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Bossip Fam!!! TGIF!!!

I don’t want him because of what he did to you. . .And you don’t need him. . .Because he ain’t ready. . .

@ Z

At the risk of being baited into a confrontation I will bite anyway. You seem to be really self absorbed and kinda anti social. Instead of talking to everyone here you seem to talk at everyone. is it just me?

@ bOSSIP ADMIN

TODAY WE ARE FILING CHARGES AGAINST JULIPS FOR GRAND THEFT UNLESS YOU ARE WILLING TO MAKE A DEAL WITH ME…..KNOW WHAT I MEAN??

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And what will u like in return… {Opening legs like Sharon Stone in Basic instinct}

@Z the Magnificent

What are these rhymes U’re kicking???

Hey Vee!!!

Sorry I couldn call u yesterday, I got called for a job lost nite and tonite. Uh oh, I am banking in the dough again!!!

My eyes are green. . .cuz I eat a lot of vegetables. . .It don’t have nothing to do with your new love. . .

HEY VEE!!! ITZ ALWAYZ A GOOD FRIDAY !!!

Yup, that’s my jam, Z. Thank you!

Keep jammin’. . .*closes eyes*

Erykah is a genuis.

OMG Sydney

Green Eyes is my fav. My fav part is Acceptance

@Glok9n: The real glok !!! i dont speak in fag tongues!!!

OH GOOD GOOD !!! ITZ THE TRUTH !!! I LOVE READING REPONSES…. IT JUST TURNZ ME ON!!!

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Well in that case. I wanna suck on your…………………………………………………………….. Finger ahahahahaa

hI vEE!

@ Lacombe: I guess that’s how it works for a man, makes all the blood rush to his thing thing.

@ qc: Is it the same story? The mom just doesn’t wanna be a mom now she decided?

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

@ bOSSIP ADMIN

TODAY WE ARE FILING CHARGES AGAINST JULIPS FOR GRAND THEFT UNLESS YOU ARE WILLING TO MAKE A DEAL WITH ME…..KNOW WHAT I MEAN??

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And what will u like in return… {Opening legs like Sharon Stone in Basic instinct}
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Oh I ust want to rub your naked body until you bust one then I want to play hide the sausage so I can bust one. No harm no foul right?

Oh, I love this one, too:

This is how I look without makeup
And with no bra my ninny’s sag down low
My hair ain’t never hung
down to my shoulders
And it might not grow
Ya’ never know

Shaka Zulu

@ Z

At the risk of being baited into a confrontation I will bite anyway. You seem to be really self absorbed and kinda anti social. Instead of talking to everyone here you seem to talk at everyone. is it just me?
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(Shak Zulu theme playing)

That’s the way U talk to people…

I have a question for U: What do U know about the slave trade? Did certain African Kings and warriors turn over over Africans to British ass crackers back then???

To Yoshie:

My dear I care so much for you that I wrote this lyrics specifically for u honey:

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord, why dont we?
We all know that people are the same where ever we go
There is good and bad in evryone,
We learn to live, we learn to give
Each other what we need to survive together alive.

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord why dont we?

Ebony, ivory living in perfect harmony
Ebony, ivory, ooh

We all know that people are the same where ever we go
There is good and bad in evryone,
We learn to live, we learn to give
Each other what we need to survive together alive.

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord why dont we?

Ebony, ivory living in perfect harmony (repeat and fade)

But I’m clever when I bust a rhyme
I’m cleva always on ya’ mind
She’s cleva and I really wanna grow
But why come you’re the last to know?

You like this, too, Mock?

BROOK LYNN !!! SAY IT, JUST SAY IT AND I’LL BUST ALLOVER THIS SCREEN!!!!

@Bossip Administration

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

@ bOSSIP ADMIN

TODAY WE ARE FILING CHARGES AGAINST JULIPS FOR GRAND THEFT UNLESS YOU ARE WILLING TO MAKE A DEAL WITH ME…..KNOW WHAT I MEAN??

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And what will u like in return… {Opening legs like Sharon Stone in Basic instinct}
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Oh I ust want to rub your naked body until you bust one then I want to play hide the sausage so I can bust one. No harm no foul right?

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Oh do it daddy!!! ahahahahaaha

Have y’all noticed how incredibly aroused you get after you work out!!! Mannnn, i tell ya!

**she leakin’, she’s soaking wet**

Hey Brook! That’$ wa$$up
Its all good–we can catch up tomorrow!
@QC, Glok9N, Oshie, Man, Z, Aunt Viv, Redd Tony, Oh Lawdy, ATX, Snoop-TGIF!!!!!

@ Glok9n-just read your ‘lips’ comment-U CRAZY!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Z (If Heaven Was A Mile Away…)

OMG Sydney

Green Eyes is my fav. My fav part is Acceptance
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Everyone loves “Green Eyes”

I’m off to see this flick and I will give my review…

Its a recession so I have to go in the afternoon;-)

Tootle doo

This is my part, Mock: So go ahead and be with your freak. . .

My eyes are green. . .Cuz I eat a lot of vegetables. . .

I’m clevaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I had one my best mind blowing orgasms while Orange Moon was playing.

@ Glock9n:

Oh big daddy!! yea yea, give it to me yea yea baby give it me give it to me give it to me, Oh God! I’m cummin Im cummin I’m cummin, I’m cummin aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Thank u for helping me put on my shoe, the summa bitch hurt like hell. lol

Oh, I’m sorry, Z! That last post for you since you’re a “Green Eyes” fan.

@ Mock

It is a fact that a lot of those enslaved by Euro slavers were originally captured by other Africans then traded to these slavers for goods.

@ Sydney

i can’t leaveeee. its toooo late

Just make love to meeee

Just one more time and then you’ll seeeeee

I can’t believe I made a desperate pleaaa

(am i the only one who cries to this song?)

@ VEE I DID NOT READ THAT, THAT WAS MY IMPOSTER!!! LOL!

I got a little pot in my belly
So now a days my figure ain’t so fly
My dress ain’t cost nothin’
but seven dollars
But I made it fly
And I’ll tell ya why

But I’m clever when I bust a rhyme
I’m cleva always on ya’ mind

Ayo What up QC! Thanx!

Hey Vee! I know right TGIF!

Wuz up Brooke, Mock, Z, Yoshie, Oshie, Syd, Lacome

Im in and out, they got me working like shit today…

Vivica looks good.

That whole album moves me, Z. It’s a classic.

@ Glok9n-these goTdamn imposters get on my nerves! I haven’t even had a chance to post all day and here they are, wreckn my flow.
@ Brooke-I’m going to text you in a min. I wont be on here long.
***Anybody going to see Notorious tonite? Or did I miss that convo?

Don’t you wonder what wrong with me?
You told me we could have a familyyyy
Want to run to me when you’re down and low
But times get tough and then you goooo
Out the door, you wanna run again
Open my arms and you’ll come back in
Wanna run cause you say your afraid
Why are you afraidddddd????

Never knew what a friendship wasssss
Never knew how to really love
You can’t be what I need you to
And I don’t know what is up with you

You know our love will never be the sameeeee
and I can’t stand the growing painnnnnnsssss

*tear*

@ Z

Are u horny today?

It`s hot in here today !! I love bossip . People fighting with other internet people. And to me the funniest thing is are the people who get themselves all worked up over a Vivca Foxx post.

It starts with the post and goes to a totally crazy place every day ! Please keep up the good work !

Hey Redd!

Hi, Redd

BROOK LYNN YOU INSIST HUH? OH BROOK IM BOUT BUUUST OOHHH GIRL DADY LIKE THAT WORK THE HEAD!!! WHHHHEEEWWW WEEEEE!!!! AHHHHH …GOOD JOB BROOK NOW BRB MUST GET THE WINDEX!!!

Hi Redd! But I dont like what u said about my Bride to be Ms Julips you know u enjoyed her tits on here as much as I did! lol

@yoshie

theres four of them

18
16
6

idk wuts wrong with this girl.
or her husband…

im mad…shes starving my babies….

Crazy…
So, are you horny??

@ Bossip Administrator:

Dont tell me you agree with me
When I saw you kicking dirt in my eye

But, if
Youre thinkin about my baby
It dont matter if youre black or white

I said if
Youre thinkin of
Being my baby
It dont matter if youre black or white

I said if
Youre thinkin of
Being my brother
It dont matter if youre
Black or white

Ooh, ooh
Yea, yea, yea now
Ooh, ooh
Yea, yea, yea now

Its black, its white
Its tough for you
To get by
Its black , its white, whoo

Its black, its white
Its tough for you
To get by
Its black , its white, whoo

PhotoShop…stop excepting the lies jeez.

Oh Glok that was quick boo.. lol u owe me another round and a pack of trojans lol

Hi Crazy {Cyber waving}

@ Z

I meet women like you every day. Those who think that they are finer and better than everyone else. Please take that diva attitude and leap in the Hudson.

@VEE WHO YOU TELLING, GLAD YOUR HERE NOW !!!

@ qc: that ain’t right… but 18? 16? That’s grown.

i would like every1 to take note of the fact that

redd
say hey to me first

Aight Peeps I’m out…very busy today.
Have a very sexy weekend…stay warm & go see Big’s movie so we can talk -ish. Or get the bootleg-hey, do u. And most of all….
GO EAGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holla

Z, what about this one? It’s from the album before Erykah’s newest release:

Love is on the way
All I got to say
Is it wont let go
We can pray to early May
Fast for 30 days
Still It wont let go
Got a good book and got all in it
Tried a little yoga for a minute
But it wont let go (oooh)
Tried to turn the sauna up hotter
Drank a whole jar of holy water
But it wont let go

@ All

You guys know that last week I tried indoor miniature golfing and it is true that it is impossible to golf wit big breast!! As If

these are old pics of viv…i got this same calendar signed by her at a play she starred in in houston this is her calender for 2008…this is old i got it in 2007 c’mon do better people

BROOK THAT WAS QUICK I WAS BEATING IT SINCE THIS MORNING ….SHIT THOUGHT I BROKE A RECORD! DAMN NEAR CLIMAXED WHEN GOOD GOOD TOOK OFF THE CLOTHES!!

Uh Yoshie! scroll up Bish! I dedicated a very sentimental song for us, if u skipped over it here it is again u Beyotch!

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord, why dont we?
We all know that people are the same where ever we go
There is good and bad in evryone,
We learn to live, we learn to give
Each other what we need to survive together alive.

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord why dont we?

Ebony, ivory living in perfect harmony
Ebony, ivory, ooh

We all know that people are the same where ever we go
There is good and bad in evryone,
We learn to live, we learn to give
Each other what we need to survive together alive.

Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord why dont we?

Ebony, ivory living in perfect harmony (repeat and fade)

u rite.
18 is grown
she jus turned 16…

they have nowhere to go
16′s got diabetes real bad…
sugar is crazyyyy

18
no motivation…
her lifes…goin nowhere
if she dont get out

IGHT VEE YOU DO THE SAME SWEETY!!! PEACE OUT !

@ Glok9n

Its ok boo, you wont be the first or last to cum fast in my book lol

Hello to all !

@ Lacombe
Horny dang right ! I`m honking my clowney horn as I type this response right back at you !!

Yoshie

@ Bossip Administrator:

Dont tell me you agree with me
When I saw you kicking dirt in my eye

But, if
Youre thinkin about my baby
It dont matter if youre black or white

I said if
Youre thinkin of
Being my baby
It dont matter if youre black or white

I said if
Youre thinkin of
Being my brother
It dont matter if youre
Black or white

Ooh, ooh
Yea, yea, yea now
Ooh, ooh
Yea, yea, yea now

Its black, its white
Its tough for you
To get by
Its black , its white, whoo

Its black, its white
Its tough for you
To get by
Its black , its white, whoo
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Sorry maam but we do not deal with encrypted messages whether you are black or white. Please clarify your intent or please refrain from taking up blogging space. Thank you

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

@ Z

Are u horny today?
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i rarely get horny anymore. I equate sex with love. I don’t love anyone, I don’t want sex.

@Shaka Zulu

“if you are not self absorbed, then u are probably not that interesting”

Oh yeah…and you sound bitter. get over it.

Oh, my bad Brooke, I thought that was the Bossip Admin.

You can be my baby it don’t matter if you’re black or white. Whoooo!

ENUFF OF THAT EBONY & IVORY BULLSHIT …PUT KHIA MY NECK MY BACK HER COOCH AND HER CRACK …DAMMIT SING THAT !!

@ BROOK LYNN SHHHHH…. DONT TELL EVERYBODY SUGAR!

Hi Brooke cuz you all sweet and choclaty !! Brooke you really seem like a cool person ! IT shines through !

Good afternoon fellow Bloggers, Bossip will be down on Monday in observance of MLK Day and in Tuesday for “My President is Black Day”. There will not be any new posts until Wednesday!!!

@Sydney

I ahve every single one of Erykah’s albums. The real thing not the bootleg. Of course I know that.

IIIIIIIII want YOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOUYOU

I’m always horny.

Crazy…
You so krazy!!

@ Bossip Admin: Can today be Biggie Movie day?

If you a dude being horny takes up like 99% of your mind and day the other 1% is spent trying to post on bossip through your work day !

THANKS FOR ASKING !!!!

@ Z – my last words on the subect

If you’re self-absorbed, you’re only interested in your personal thoughts and feelings, and inconsiderate towards other people.

Selfishness is basically the same. It’s all about you. To become less self-absorbed, volunteer or show an interest in other people. It’s not hard.

Yes Bossip Whore, Today is Biggie Movie Day!!!!

REAL BOSSIP ADMINISTRATOR

Yes Bossip Whore, Today is Biggie Movie Day!!!!
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To clarify, I, among all the women on here, have never whored myself out on Bossip. Talking about sex with your husband does not make you a whore, unless you are Amish. Thanks for your interest.

Shaka Zulu

@ Z – my last words on the subect

If you’re self-absorbed, you’re only interested in your personal thoughts and feelings, and inconsiderate towards other people.

Selfishness is basically the same. It’s all about you. To become less self-absorbed, volunteer or show an interest in other people. It’s not hard.
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GET IT RIGHT. I HAVE NO INTEREST IN YOU SORRY NIGGA.

HI CRAZY

And if it`s Biggie movie day … does that mean people can smoke a GINORMOUS BLUNT ? In honor of BIg … but not Puffy .. I got freakin questions all over the place today !

Hi, Crazy

@Z

OK, I’m taking it back to Badu’s first. Love this song:

Whatcha gonna do when they come fo you?
Work ain’t honest but it pays the bills
What we gonna do when they come for you?
Gave me the life that I came to live

Do I really
Want my baby?
Brother, tell me what to do
I know you got to get your hustle on
So I pray
I understand the game, sometimes
And our love is strong, but

REAL BOSSIP ADMINISTRATOR

Yes Bossip Whore, Today is Biggie Movie Day!!!!

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WE DO NOT APPRECIATE BEING IMPOSTERED. PLEASE REFRAIN FROM THIS PRACTICE OR YOU WILL BE BARRED FROM BOSSIP.

@ YOSHIE – YES PRETTY LADY TODAY IS OFFICIALLY BIGGIE MOVIE DAY! JUST REMEMBER THAT IF I SCRATCH YOUR BACK YOU MUST SCRATCH MY…………..

Ooh, Ooh, can i be a Bossip Whore??? Do we get benefits and a 401k?

Hi Z !!

OK MAM, I WILL REFRAIN FROM CALLING YOU A WHORE, HOW BOUT TRICK!!!!

LOVE YOU OSHIE (THE REAL ONE NOT THE IMPOSTER)

Now, me and my baby got this situation
See brotha got this complex occupation
And it ain’t that he don’t have education
Cause I was right there at his graduation

HI SYD !!

@LACOMBE, BEND OVER AND WE WILL USE BROOKE’S CARROTS AND CUCUMBERS AND SEE IF YOU PASS THE TEST!!! MAN WILL DO THE HONOR’S….

OVER HERE MAN…..

FULL 401K PENSION PLAN AND VACATION DAY FOR THE BOSSIP WHORE….

HMMMMM MAYBE WE WILL DO BOSSIP WHORE OF THE WEEK!!!!

Crazy…
You got da dank, i got the optimo!!

@Syd

that made me cry do. WHy does erykah always make me tear?

Sydney

Hi, Crazy

@Z

OK, I’m taking it back to Badu’s first. Love this song:

Whatcha gonna do when they come fo you?
Work ain’t honest but it pays the bills
What we gonna do when they come for you?
Gave me the life that I came to live

Do I really
Want my baby?
Brother, tell me what to do
I know you got to get your hustle on
So I pray
I understand the game, sometimes
And our love is strong, but

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THAT’S MY JAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Jammy Jam Jam!

@Sydney

here is one not so main stream

Could have never known that when losin’
Could hurt you so very bad
Could have never known that when chosin’
Could make you feels so very sad

I don’t know what to do
I just feel so confused

Yes, i’m somebodies Bitch!!!

WELL LACOMBE, I THINK YOU BETTER CALL TYRONE!!!!

By the way please forgive the drug reference above !
And to the kids posting on bossip remember ” It`s hugs not drugs “! And if a man named R Kelly is posting back to you … RUN !!!

I don’t want to run your life…

But I want you to do whats right…

God’s gonna see us through yeah…….

@Z

“WHy does erykah always make me tear?”

Because she’s a genius, and she digs deep to the core.

@ Bossip Admin: You can call me ma’am, and who would want their dick scratched? Mee-ouch!

Where’s Man, I just don’t care?

Why, are you Tyrone?

@Z
“If you’re self-absorbed, you’re only interested in your personal thoughts and feelings, and inconsiderate towards other people.

Selfishness is basically the same. It’s all about you. To become less self-absorbed, volunteer or show an interest in other people. It’s not hard.
________________________________________________

GET IT RIGHT. I HAVE NO INTEREST IN YOU SORRY NIGGA.”
______________________________________________________________

Well I love you Z and want to marry you.

You like this, Yoshie?

I’m a child with the blueesss

take yo time. smell the flowers
make a smile for yourselffff
girl don’t make living so hard, so hard
i can’t take it myselffffff
its like you are going awayyyyyy
sometimes it ain’t all damn fairrr

I’M A CHILD WITH THE BLUES!

LACOMBEEE ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR INTERVIEW????

yeah I think ima catch that Biggie flick tonight

Did somebody say something about a blunt? ( Ima bout to relapse!)

@Brooke

Yeah I did enjoy them tittays but somebody betta put that thang on a leash!

Damn Mock you cant speak!?!

Z (If Heaven Was A Mile Away…)

Shaka Zulu

@ Z – my last words on the subect

If you’re self-absorbed, you’re only interested in your personal thoughts and feelings, and inconsiderate towards other people.

Selfishness is basically the same. It’s all about you. To become less self-absorbed, volunteer or show an interest in other people. It’s not hard.
________________________________________________

GET IT RIGHT. I HAVE NO INTEREST IN YOU SORRY NIGGA.

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PLEASE TAKE THAT LANGUAGE ELSEWHERE MISSY! IT HAS BEEN NICE AND PEACEFUL IN HERE THIS MORNING SO DONT MAKE ME GO OFF!

Oh me oh me oh me oh me! I will like to apply for the job of a Bossip whore, if my wife Juips dont mind, uh

Real Bossip Admin

What are the job qualifications to become a bossip whore? do tell?

@YOSHIE

You missed me?????? I took a two hour “lunch.” **EVIL LAUGH**

Take that Bobby Jindal and Louisiana Governmental system!! It don’t stop!!

Khia has got to be one of the ugliest women on God’s green earth.

I am 29 yrs old but I think I’m in love with a 19 yr old. Is she too young for me?

@ Redd Tony

My new yrs resolution at 12am on 1/1/09 was to stop doing Bud!

At 12:03am on 1/1/09 I relapsed, its hard man, lol

I’d smash Khia from the front with the lights on.

Sydney

You like this, Yoshie?

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Like what?

I AM THE NICE ADMINISTRATOR I AM TRYING TO FILL MY POSITION HERE AT BOSSIP!!!

I AM ALSO TAKING RESUMES FOR A WRITER HERE AT BOSSIP………

Brooke…
Hell Yeah, that’s my jam! That song is dedicated to my new boo, Bossip Ad. who wants to stick veggies in my butt then eat them!…”That Shit Turns Me On!”

Man, I just don’t care

I am 29 yrs old but I think I’m in love with a 19 yr old. Is she too young for me?
_____________________________________________

I told you, I know I look young, but I’m 28.

@REAL BOSSIP ADMINISTRATOR

LACOMBEEE ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR INTERVIEW????
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I am ready too!!! lol

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

Oh me oh me oh me oh me! I will like to apply for the job of a Bossip whore, if my wife Juips dont mind, uh

Real Bossip Admin

What are the job qualifications to become a bossip whore? do tell?
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SORRY ALL OF THE POSITIONS ARE PRESENTLY BEING FILLED BY Z. PLEASE APPLY NEXT MONTH!

@YOSHIE
“I am 29 yrs old but I think I’m in love with a 19 yr old. Is she too young for me?
_____________________________________________

I told you, I know I look young, but I’m 28.”
___________________________________________________________

Well, I’m bout to pull it out but I wanna I.D. just in case…

That was a nice one, Z.

I like this one, too:

I want somebody to walk up behind me
And kiss me on my neck and breathe on my neck

If you want to feel me
Better be divine
Bring me water, water for my mind
Give me nothin
Breathe love in my air
Don’t abuse me
Cause these herbs are rare

@Man, I just don’t care

I’d smash Khia from the front with the lights on.

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You know Man, I swear to the Lord in the heavens that I try to like you, I really really do, but its these fuggin comments rite here that makes me wanna slap fire out of you!!!!!!!! UGHHHHH!!!!

MNUHAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE AN IMPOSTER!!!! LACOMBE MAN IS WAITING IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM FOR YOUR INTERVIEW….HE CALLED IT A 2 HOUR LUNCH BUT HE WAS ACTUALLY WHACKIN OFF, SO I HOPE YOU ARE READy!!!!

REAL BOSSIP ADMINISTRATOR #1

I AM THE NICE ADMINISTRATOR I AM TRYING TO FILL MY POSITION HERE AT BOSSIP!!!

I AM ALSO TAKING RESUMES FOR A WRITER HERE AT BOSSIP………
_________________________________________________

I’d like to apply but I understand your requirements include poor spelling and inability to construct a sentence and project humor.

LACOMBEEE ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR INTERVIEW????

Shit Yeah!! (pun intended)

HE HE HE

@Yoshie

I thought you liked one of the Erykah songs.

@REAL BOSSIP ADMINISTRATOR

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

Oh me oh me oh me oh me! I will like to apply for the job of a Bossip whore, if my wife Juips dont mind, uh

Real Bossip Admin

What are the job qualifications to become a bossip whore? do tell?
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SORRY ALL OF THE POSITIONS ARE PRESENTLY BEING FILLED BY Z. PLEASE APPLY NEXT MONTH!

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Oh No!!! This is Un Called for!! I demand to speak to your superior I can show and prove to him that I am a better whore than Z can ever be, bring him out here NOW Bossip!

@BROOKE
“You know Man, I swear to the Lord in the heavens that I try to like you, I really really do, but its these fuggin comments rite here that makes me wanna slap fire out of you!!!!!!!! UGHHHHH!!!!”
_______________________________________________________________

You see, that is the mistake. You “try to like” me. You have to succumb to your hatred. Let the Dark Side take over.

Then, you will love me.

NONE OF THE BOSSIP REGULARS ARE WHORES, SOME ARE A LIL LOOSE!!! BUT NEVER WHORES!!!!

Sydney

That was a nice one, Z.

I like this one, too:

I want somebody to walk up behind me
And kiss me on my neck and breathe on my neck

If you want to feel me
Better be divine
Bring me water, water for my mind
Give me nothin
Breathe love in my air
Don’t abuse me
Cause these herbs are rare

________________________________________________

I actually don’t like that song. I feel like she is begging.

@BOSSIP ADMINISTRATOR
“MNUHAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE AN IMPOSTER!!!! LACOMBE MAN IS WAITING IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM FOR YOUR INTERVIEW….HE CALLED IT A 2 HOUR LUNCH BUT HE WAS ACTUALLY WHACKIN OFF, SO I HOPE YOU ARE READy!!!!”
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No, when I’m jacking off I call it “break time” bruh.

I’m done way before two hours cause I usually have time for a snack in under 10 minutes. (see some of my other posts)

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

@REAL BOSSIP ADMINISTRATOR

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

Oh me oh me oh me oh me! I will like to apply for the job of a Bossip whore, if my wife Juips dont mind, uh

Real Bossip Admin

What are the job qualifications to become a bossip whore? do tell?
————————————————–

SORRY ALL OF THE POSITIONS ARE PRESENTLY BEING FILLED BY Z. PLEASE APPLY NEXT MONTH!

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Oh No!!! This is Un Called for!! I demand to speak to your superior I can show and prove to him that I am a better whore than Z can ever be, bring him out here NOW Bossip!
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YES I AM SURE YOU ARE MAAM BUT Z HAS A FEW TRICKS THAT SHE USES AND IT DRIVES THE ANIMALS WILD.

@Z
“I actually don’t like that song. I feel like she is begging.”
____________________________________________________________

there is nothing wrong with people begging.

Heyyyyyyy

@ Brook Lynn
@ Man I Just Don’t Care
@ Oshie / Yoshie
@ Sydney

Sydney: I’m a Badu Stan, are you kidding? Ask Z.

@ BROOK

ACTUALLY THE HORSES AND GOATS JUST LOVE HER! SHE WAS ELECTED BEASTIALITY QUEEN OF OHIO IN 2005

MNUHAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE AN IMPOSTER!!!! LACOMBE MAN IS WAITING IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM FOR YOUR INTERVIEW….HE CALLED IT A 2 HOUR LUNCH BUT HE WAS ACTUALLY WHACKIN OFF, SO I HOPE YOU ARE READy!!!!

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Man would never have to “wait”, first off. Second, he doesn’t have to “whack off” if he’s the one interviewing me. And third, get a new screen name Ted Bundy cause your shit is way to phony!

…Oh yeah,i like rimshots not table food! Asshole!
**Smooches**

If I could get over that hump, then maybe I will feel better…. whoa whoa whoa

Lord knows….

Lord knows I’m tryiiiing

That’s right, Vivica, keep giving these YOUNG’INS a run for their money.

Who said you still can’t be sexy @ 40 & 50 years old. And let’s not forget – Tina Turner is in her 60′s and she’s still got the fellahs dropping to their knees for her.

You go, Viv!!!

I’m going to smoke. I need to get out of this florescently lit hell hole for 2 minutes.

Hey MissBlaze!

@Yoshie

You’re a Badu stan, huh. Have you seen her perform in person? I loved it.

@Z

“I actually don’t like that song. I feel like she is begging.”

Really? I never thought of it that way.

@MissBlaze43

You know seriously. I’m a lil flattered that you spoke to me. I think this is the first time you ever addressed me (without me saying somethng really crass).

Made my day.

@ Man I Hate You!! LOL

@ Bossip Admin

I still will like to speak to your superior and show him my resume below:

Name: Brooke Ellen
Age:27
Measurements:36DD-29-40
Occupation appling for: Bossip whore
My Job qualifications:
-Seducing men and women
-Getting drunk and passin out
-Going commando
-Taking back alley bribes
-Letting the entertainers like Khia, Trina and Lil Kim influence me

ALERT! ALERT!

THE BOSSIP ADMINISTRATION IMPOSTER HAS BEEN DISCOVERED AND WE ARE FILING CHARGES FOR HIS ARREST. YOU PEOPLE MAY KNOW HIM AS DAYWALKER.

Oshie…
I’m coming with you! My black is calling me! brb

THE BOSSIP ADMINISTRATION IMPOSTER HAS BEEN DISCOVERED AND WE ARE FILING CHARGES FOR HIS ARREST. YOU PEOPLE MAY KNOW HIM AS DAYWALKER.

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No way, Blade loves me!!! He wouldn’t hurt like this…

…And the Oscar goes to….Lacombe Redbone!

I know this isn’t Badu-related, but I saw her perform with Floetry (before they broke up), and they brought down the house with this:

All you gotta do is say yes
Don’t deny what you feel let me undress you baby
Open up your mind and just rest
I’m about to let you know you make me so
All you gotta do is say yes
Don’t deny what you feel let me undress you baby
Open up your mind and just rest
I’m about to let you know you make me so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so,
You make me so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so

*me

Hi Sexy Blaze, and some women are like fine wine, they gets better wit age, wish the same was true for me, but oh what the hell, lol

@Bossip Admin

Damn yall take this impostering shit to heart.. like I didnt even know u can get arrested for half the shit ppl do on here lol.

@BROOKE
“@ Man I Hate You!! LOL”
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… there you go… there you go… Just let it flow on out. Now, tell me why you hate me..

@MissBlaze

Ayo my bad I couldnt respond yesterday..While I was typing Bossip gave my computer a virus! I dont think they like me..lol

Y’all singing songs again? I’ve got one:

I want you to wrap your hands around may body,
take me to another place. Let’s get away from here.
I want you to let me know exactly how you feel.
No holding back – no strings attached, wanna touch your body.
When youuu (let me show you something brand new)
Brand new, when we’re through (we’ll talk all night)
When youuuu (let me show you something brand new)
Tell me what’s on your mind…

If y’all have her new CD then you already know – that is the SEXIEST song.

@SYDNEY
“All you gotta do is say yes
Don’t deny what you feel let me undress you baby
Open up your mind and just rest
I’m about to let you know you make me so
All you gotta do is say yes
Don’t deny what you feel let me undress you baby
Open up your mind and just rest
I’m about to let you know you make me so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so,
You make me so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so”
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I actually like this song. Don’t tell anyone though because it might hurt my image.

LOL @ Brooke

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

@ Man I Hate You!! LOL

@ Bossip Admin

I still will like to speak to your superior and show him my resume below:

Name: Brooke Ellen
Age:27
Measurements:36DD-29-40
Occupation appling for: Bossip whore
My Job qualifications:
-Seducing men and women
-Getting drunk and passin out
-Going commando
-Taking back alley bribes
-Letting the entertainers like Khia, Trina and Lil Kim influence me

Seducing men and women AND Getting drunk and passin out?

HEY MAYBE YOU ARE THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JJOB. ONE LAST THING THOUGH. DURING YOUR BACKGROUND CHECK WE DISCOOVERED THAT YOU ARE FRIENDS WITH ONE MS JULIPS. MS JULIPS HAS BEEN DETAINED IN LAS VEGAS AND UNTIL SHE IS CLEARED OF ALL CHARGES THIS WILL COUNT AGAINST YOU B/C YOU ARE AN ASSOCIATE OF HERS…SORRY

@MissBlaze

Is that from Erykah’s newest? That’s the only album I don’t have — Yet.

@Man

You have a romantic bone? lol

@SYDNEY
“You have a romantic bone? lol”
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See, I’m misunderstood. I’m very romantic…

@ Sydney

Nooooo. That’s KEYSHIA COLE, Man.

@BROOKE
“@ Man I Hate You!! LOL”
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… there you go… there you go… Just let it flow on out. Now, tell me why you hate me..

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@ Man

I hate you so much you make my skin crawl, I hate you so much u make my eyes red… I hate you so much I wanna rip ya clothes off and make sweet love to you then pour hot candle wax on ya balls and watch as it sizzles in the dark and turns all the skin on your meat into candle wax, YEAH! thats how much I hate you Man! lol

THis bossip Administrator is winning the comedy award today !!! Like by a city block !

@ The ladies it`s shocking the ish outta me that yawl are not posting Mary J Blige songs to express the ladies point of view ! What gives ? Do tell if you dare !!

@man
am 29 yrs old but I think I’m in love with a 19 yr old. Is she too young for me?
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nigga say wuttttttttttttt

and u wanna marry z

smack youself fool

@ Bossip Admin

HEY MAYBE YOU ARE THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JJOB. ONE LAST THING THOUGH. DURING YOUR BACKGROUND CHECK WE DISCOOVERED THAT YOU ARE FRIENDS WITH ONE MS JULIPS. MS JULIPS HAS BEEN DETAINED IN LAS VEGAS AND UNTIL SHE IS CLEARED OF ALL CHARGES THIS WILL COUNT AGAINST YOU B/C YOU ARE AN ASSOCIATE OF HERS…SORRY

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FRIENDS??? Me and Julips are not friends buddy we are lovers. She is the one I go home to at night and make sweet passionate love to and caress in her perfect B cup breast and stroke her gorgeous hair and kiss her caramel skin… We are more than friends. GET IT RIGHT!

@ Man I Just Don’t Care

Why thank you.

@BROOKE
“I hate you so much you make my skin crawl, I hate you so much u make my eyes red… I hate you so much I wanna rip ya clothes off and make sweet love to you then pour hot candle wax on ya balls and watch as it sizzles in the dark and turns all the skin on your meat into candle wax, YEAH! thats how much I hate you Man! lol”
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Then, that leaves one thing for us to do…

Good Good, you took the words right out of my mouth. LMAO! You beat me to the punch. *chuckling*

Maybe he’s romantic in the Neanderthal sense, lol.

@MissBlaze

I was totally off! Sorry, I haven’t heard Keyshia Cole yet.

@Crazy

Do you want some MJB? lol

@ Crazy

Your SEXY!

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

@ Bossip Admin

HEY MAYBE YOU ARE THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JJOB. ONE LAST THING THOUGH. DURING YOUR BACKGROUND CHECK WE DISCOOVERED THAT YOU ARE FRIENDS WITH ONE MS JULIPS. MS JULIPS HAS BEEN DETAINED IN LAS VEGAS AND UNTIL SHE IS CLEARED OF ALL CHARGES THIS WILL COUNT AGAINST YOU B/C YOU ARE AN ASSOCIATE OF HERS…SORRY

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FRIENDS??? Me and Julips are not friends buddy we are lovers. She is the one I go home to at night and make sweet passionate love to and caress in her perfect B cup breast and stroke her gorgeous hair and kiss her caramel skin… We are more than friends. GET IT RIGHT!
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Thank you for the additional information. It was just what we needed to make a decision and close the file….APPLICATION DENIED

Viv looking right

What’s up family

We’ve seen the “fu*k me” part, Man — Where’s the love?

*waiting*

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE BEEN BUSTED, I WILL TAKE MY 34 IN GUNS AND MY COCK OF STEEL AND RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET IN MY HUMMER!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

@QC704
“nigga say wuttttttttttttt

and u wanna marry z

smack youself fool”
_____________________________________________________________

I been reading up on Diabetes. I had a fear of it at first, but that fear was just ignorance…

Hi Dapro!

@SYDNEY
“We’ve seen the “fu*k me” part, Man — Where’s the love?

*waiting*
___________________________________________________________

I don’t like to be all “out in the public” with that sort of stuff, but I’m actually very “romantic.”

I AM VERY UNHAPPY WITH MY PRESENT EMPLOYERS HERE AT BOSSIP. I AM CONSIDERING QUITING AND APPLYING FOR A JOB OVER AT MOCKROCKSTAR.COM

DOES ANYONE KNOW IF THEY ARE STILL HIRING OVER THERE? I HEAR THEY HAVE GREAT BENEFITS YOU ACTUALLY GET ALL DAY OFF! LOL

Wuz happenin Pro!

Wait, did I just miss something?

I swear I can’t keep up with all these multiple aliases and so forth. . .WTH?

man

nigga shuttttuppp

u sooo silly lmao…hush.
ahahhhahaha
———————
sup dapro

@Man

“I don’t like to be all “out in the public” with that sort of stuff, but I’m actually very “romantic.”

So you rather be a horndog in public?

*scratching head*

I think mockrockstar(dot)com pays in reefer.

Heyyyyyy

@ Redd Tony (you never got back to me regarding the Bible from yesterday)
@ DaPro

@QC704
“nigga shuttttuppp

u sooo silly lmao…hush.
ahahhhahaha”
_____________________________________________________________

…. mum’s the word….mum’s the word.

I AM A 62 YR OLD MALE AND I WEIGH ABOUT 400 LBS. I CAN ACTUALLY PEE ON MY NUTS MY DICK IS SO SHORT! IS THERE ANYONE HERE FOR ME?

Oh, sorry, I meant to say “man-whore” (first heard that term from a friend of mine, lol)

dear redd

everytime i see ur gravie..

i jizz a little.
sorry if that sounded vulgar.
but its true…carry on wit ur
blogging;)

((lmao))

@SYDNEY
“So you rather be a horndog in public?

*scratching head*”
__________________________________________________________

I’m not a “horndog.”

I think you take some of things I say on here way too literally. 75% of the time I’m clowning around. (Khia for instance) It’s just in good fun.

QC

What’s up ma

@Syd
Queen Syd, how are you?

@Miss Blaze
We never had a formal intro sweetheart ((extends hand)) greetings

@Redd

Hold it down bruh, I got family coming your way don’t go too hard on the public

@Man

“I think you take some of things I say on here way too literally.”

It is in good fun — And, in good fun, you’re a horndog.

Ayo MissBlaze I tried to tell you what happened up top..My laptop got some spyware shit on it while I was typing my response..So I shut it down quick….

@YOSHIE
“Why did I just hear the beginning of every Akon song?

“CLINNK CLINNK! Convict….”
_____________________________________________________________

Blogging just got scary…

Dapro, please don’t call me that. LOL!

@SYDNEY
“It is in good fun — And, in good fun, you’re a horndog. ”
_____________________________________________________________

Ha ha ha. If you only knew Sydney…

@Man

Magic vs LA

Kobe is your boy but we’ll see what Bynum can do against Dwight

@Man

“Ha ha ha. If you only knew Sydney…”

Well, I wish I did — Enlighten me.

Syd

Queen? Aight, I’ll keep it at Juliet (you know the rest)

Hey Sexy Dapro!

@ DaPro

Thank you, nice to meet you.

@ Redd Tony

OMG, I hate those things. Understood.

@Dapro

Romeo hasn’t been on in a few days — I think I’m also due for a break.

@SYDNEY
“Well, I wish I did — Enlighten me. ”
___________________________________________________________

Maybe… Be more specific on how you would like to be enlightened.

@QC

Is that right? Thats good to know, Im taking apps for Bossip boos and u just might be the one for me!

Lacombe

What’s up redbone, bring your gravie back. I’m missing that smile ma

@Man

“Maybe… Be more specific on how you would like to be enlightened.”

Don’t worry about it. *sigh*

If I had inquired about your sexual proclivities, you would have disclosed without hesitation.

@Dapro

Oh naw bruh, Im putting the seriousness aside this weekend and having some fun!

@DA PRO
“Lacombe

What’s up redbone, bring your gravie back. I’m missing that smile ma”
___________________________________________________________

Cosign…

Bossip Administration

I AM A 62 YR OLD MALE AND I WEIGH ABOUT 400 LBS. I CAN ACTUALLY PEE ON MY NUTS MY DICK IS SO SHORT! IS THERE ANYONE HERE FOR ME?
______________________________________________

Yes. Her name is Suicide.

I love watching e-flirt, carry on…

@redd

man, is a cheater.
pedro is gone.

i want you.

((peace out yall))

Awwwww, Dapro! You are such a gentlemen! I’ll do that just for you!

@SYDNEY
“Don’t worry about it. *sigh*

If I had inquired about your sexual proclivities, you would have disclosed without hesitation.”
________________________________________________________________

LOL. Maybe, but sometimes the things people value the most are the things they are the most reluctant to discuss.

You know, that whole “vulnerability” thing.

Man…
Oh stop it! **blushing**

Suicide it’s a Suicide…. BALALAPABA!

@Man

“LOL. Maybe, but sometimes the things people value the most are the things they are the most reluctant to discuss.

You know, that whole “vulnerability” thing.”

Whatever. . .You can talk about fu**ing a woman all day long, but you can’t talk about romance.

That’s pretty sad.

@YOSHIE
“I AM A 62 YR OLD MALE AND I WEIGH ABOUT 400 LBS. I CAN ACTUALLY PEE ON MY NUTS MY DICK IS SO SHORT! IS THERE ANYONE HERE FOR ME?
______________________________________________

Yes. Her name is Suicide.”
________________________________________________________

Damn.

@Bossip Administration

I AM A 62 YR OLD MALE AND I WEIGH ABOUT 400 LBS. I CAN ACTUALLY PEE ON MY NUTS MY DICK IS SO SHORT! IS THERE ANYONE HERE FOR ME?

*********************

Oh Yea Baby! Come to Mama!

It’s good to see that we all haven’t “frozen” over. My friend called me from ATL this morning and it was like 5 degrees there. That shit is like UNHEARD of in Georgia.

Here in the NYC – it’s colder than a Witch’s heart.

@Man

“LOL. Maybe, but sometimes the things people value the most are the things they are the most reluctant to discuss.

You know, that whole “vulnerability” thing.”

Whatever. . .You can talk about fu**ing a woman all day long, but you can’t talk about romance.

That’s pretty sad.
—————-
ain’t it?!

@SYDNEY
“Whatever. . .You can talk about fu**ing a woman all day long, but you can’t talk about romance.

That’s pretty sad.”
____________________________________________________________

Stop embarrasing me.

@Syd

What kind of break? What you talking about?

@Miss Blaze
Is that you in the gravie?

Yoshie

Bossip Administration

I AM A 62 YR OLD MALE AND I WEIGH ABOUT 400 LBS. I CAN ACTUALLY PEE ON MY NUTS MY DICK IS SO SHORT! IS THERE ANYONE HERE FOR ME?
______________________________________________

Yes. Her name is Suicide.

———————————————–

NOW THAT WAS NOT NICE MISS YOSHIE. IT IS NOT COOL TO SAY HURTFUL THINGS TO PEOPLE.

@qc704(BABY MAMA IN THE MAKING)

@redd

man, is a cheater.
pedro is gone.

i want you.

((peace out yall))

***********************

That is it! Qc you are out of the Rodriguez Family!! LOYALTY are SPANISH ppl like me and Pedro Best policy!!LOL

@Man

I’m not embarrassing you — What’s embarrassing is that you feel it’s less of an imposition for you to discuss — in public — the art of sheer fu**ery, and not the feelings you have actually experienced for a woman.

@Dapro

“What kind of break? What you talking about?”

A break from this site.

@GOOD GOOD
“Not that I am real concerned but out of curosity why? Remember I was not the one to approach you this morning…you approached me.”
___________________________________________________________

I never “approached” you. I asked you how old you were…

Bossip Administration

Yoshie

Bossip Administration

I AM A 62 YR OLD MALE AND I WEIGH ABOUT 400 LBS. I CAN ACTUALLY PEE ON MY NUTS MY DICK IS SO SHORT! IS THERE ANYONE HERE FOR ME?
______________________________________________

Yes. Her name is Suicide.

———————————————–

NOW THAT WAS NOT NICE MISS YOSHIE. IT IS NOT COOL TO SAY HURTFUL THINGS TO PEOPLE.
___________________________________________________

I’m sorry. I hope you live long and prosper.

Sydney, are you ever NOT deep?

testing…

@ DaPro

Naw, that’s Denise Vasi from All My Children. Some of you might remember her from when Russell Simmons was trying to holla at her.

@Yoshie

LOL!

Yes, I am — I’ve gotten slammed for it on here, too.

@ELLE
““LOL. Maybe, but sometimes the things people value the most are the things they are the most reluctant to discuss.

You know, that whole “vulnerability” thing.”

Whatever. . .You can talk about fu**ing a woman all day long, but you can’t talk about romance.

That’s pretty sad.
—————-
ain’t it?!”
___________________________________________________________

Ain’t you supposed to be gettin your clit enlarged or something?

Ugh U guys better make me laugh before I blow this JOINT!

Man, I just don’t care

@GOOD GOOD
“Not that I am real concerned but out of curosity why? Remember I was not the one to approach you this morning…you approached me.”
___________________________________________________________

I never “approached” you. I asked you how old you were…
——————————————–

Do you plan to answer the question? If not I will go away now.

@SYDNEY
“I’m not embarrassing you — What’s embarrassing is that you feel it’s less of an imposition for you to discuss — in public — the art of sheer fu**ery, and not the feelings you have actually experienced for a woman. ”
_______________________________________________________________

I’ve talked about that too!! That must of been one of the times that you weren’t paying me attention.

Can we all agree that every last one of us are dysfunctional in some weird kinda way? even you Bossip Administrator!

test…

@GOOD GOOD
““Not that I am real concerned but out of curosity why? Remember I was not the one to approach you this morning…you approached me.”
___________________________________________________________

I never “approached” you. I asked you how old you were…
——————————————–

Do you plan to answer the question? If not I will go away now.”
__________________________________________________________

CAUSE THE PIC IN THE GRAVIE LOOKS LIKE A CHILD!!! I actually thought it was a young picture of Beyonce.

@Man

“I’ve talked about that too!! That must of been one of the times that you weren’t paying me attention.”

I guess I missed that in the midst of the daily “fu*k fest.” My bad.

Do yall still see Wanda’s fugly ass??

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

Can we all agree that every last one of us are dysfunctional in some weird kinda way? even you Bossip Administrator!
——————————————-

@ Man I Just Don’t Care

The only way a woman’s clit can be enlarged is when someone sucks on it REALLY hard. Like when you’re giving someone a hickee – like that.

Lighten up Sydney! Have a cupcake! Drink sometin! Get your salad tossed! Live a little!

these posts are hilarious!

MissBlaze43

@ Man I Just Don’t Care

The only way a woman’s clit can be enlarged is when someone sucks on it REALLY hard. Like when you’re giving someone a hickee – like that.
_____________________________________________

Or by having surgery.

Or by taking viagra.

@MISSBLAZE43
“The only way a woman’s clit can be enlarged is when someone sucks on it REALLY hard. Like when you’re giving someone a hickee – like that.”
__________________________________________________________

I said that in reference to a conversation earlier in the thread.

I wanna comment further but I wanna show a more “mature” side. It’s real difficult to not elaborate.

Man, I just don’t care

@GOOD GOOD
““Not that I am real concerned but out of curosity why? Remember I was not the one to approach you this morning…you approached me.”
___________________________________________________________

I never “approached” you. I asked you how old you were…
——————————————–

Do you plan to answer the question? If not I will go away now.”
__________________________________________________________

CAUSE THE PIC IN THE GRAVIE LOOKS LIKE A CHILD!!! I actually thought it was a young picture of Beyonce.
——————————————

@ Man – Well I told you how old I was so there you have it. Nothing else I can do so tah tah

@ Brook – That is the real truth. Someone just less dysfunctional than others but still dysfunctional.

Help Me….Help Me Please!

Lacombe Redbone (Up Early In Da Mornin’, I Jump Shive!)

Do yall still see Wanda’s fugly ass??

***************

Uh Yah!

Bye QC!

LOL@Brooke…the Rodriguez family?

Clit enlargement?

@Yoshie

“Lighten up Sydney! Have a cupcake! Drink sometin! Get your salad tossed! Live a little!”

I’ve done all of the above, sweetie, and more. Believe me.

@ Good Good

Arent u suppose to be at the Playground young lady??

I already have an enlarged clit.
In fact my whole vagina is humongous according to my husband.

@SYDNEY
“I guess I missed that in the midst of the daily “fu*k fest.” My bad. ”
___________________________________________________________

See, sometimes you have to read between the lines. I swear, I’ve discussed at length two women that I’ve been in love with in my life. How could you of missed that?

Were you skipping over my posts?

Sydney

@Yoshie

“Lighten up Sydney! Have a cupcake! Drink sometin! Get your salad tossed! Live a little!”

I’ve done all of the above, sweetie, and more. Believe me.
_________________________________________

Um, ok. Well, um… shit, there went my buzz.

I aint dysfunctional, everything on me functions pretty well…

To the Ladies: ( It may be a lil too late for this question)

Have you ever called a guy you were talking to and he thought you were another girl, and you just played along with it?

Awww Shit Bitches! I’m Here! I’m Here! I’m Here! I’m Here!

Where da big bootie hoes at?
where the big D*ck men at

oh uh Hammer time!! LOL

@Man

“Were you skipping over my posts?”

Yeah, I guess sometimes I do, lol.

@Yoshie

“Um, ok. Well, um… shit, there went my buzz.”

LOL! Just being honest.

@SYDNEY
“Lighten up Sydney! Have a cupcake! Drink sometin! Get your salad tossed! Live a little!”

I’ve done all of the above, sweetie, and more. Believe me.
___________________________________________________________

Your Salad tossed??

AND MORE???????????????????

I won’t elaborate further. (maturity is a burden)

Sydney shut up!

@ Redd

aint dysfunctional, everything on me functions pretty well…

To the Ladies: ( It may be a lil too late for this question)

Have you ever called a guy you were talking to and he thought you were another girl, and you just played along with it?

*****************************

Yell yeah!

@Lacombe
that’s better, now I’m good

@Syd

Tired of Bossip, that I can understand my dear. Not being called Queen, that I don’t get.

@Miss Blaze

I’m sure she pales in comparison to you

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

@ Good Good

Arent u suppose to be at the Playground young lady??
————————————————

Hold on! LOL

What is it with this too young ish? My husband did not think I am was too young to marry me!! I will consider this a compliment ok?

@ Yoshie & @ Man

I’d rather just stick to the “sucking” part of things, thank you very much.

Why would a woman want to have her clit enlarged via surgery or Viagra? I’m curious.

@SYDNEY
“Yeah, I guess sometimes I do, lol.”
____________________________________________________________

Ouch.

Redd Tony

Sydney shut up!

********************

Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahhaa, Yall mean but that shit was funny lol

I hate to see grown ass people with hickees! It’s so 90′s!

Redd Tony

I aint dysfunctional, everything on me functions pretty well…

To the Ladies: ( It may be a lil too late for this question)

Have you ever called a guy you were talking to and he thought you were another girl, and you just played along with it?
__________________________________________

No, I have never called a guy and he thought I was someone else.

When you talk to me you know its me.

Sydney

@Yoshie

“Lighten up Sydney! Have a cupcake! Drink sometin! Get your salad tossed! Live a little!”

I’ve done all of the above, sweetie, and more. Believe me.
________________________________________________

((covers ears))

Ms Julips I thought you was locked up?

@GOOD GOOD
“Hold on! LOL

What is it with this too young ish? My husband did not think I am was too young to marry me!! I will consider this a compliment ok?”
____________________________________________________________

Is your “husband” a polygamist in Utah? Is he familiar with child sex laws?

I’m sorry, I’m just playing. I think because the picture comes up small it’s hard to tell. Don’t take it personal…

@Good Good

Brook Lynn Choclate Gyrl (Notorious!!!!!!)))

@ Good Good

Arent u suppose to be at the Playground young lady??
————————————————

Hold on! LOL

What is it with this too young ish? My husband did not think I am was too young to marry me!! I will consider this a compliment ok?

*************************

Ken from Matel does not count as a Husband Good Good!!lol

@Man

Salad tossing means, uh, well, never mind.

@Redd

“Sydney shut up!”

You shut up — And get off your soapbox.

mmmmm I remember the last time i had my salad tossed. it was wonderful………

Dapro…
You see me, baby??…cause i can’t!

I hope ur ass was clean!

Ken from Matel does not count as a Husband Good Good!!lol

*******************************

—————–DEAD————————

@ Lacombe

Lacombe Redbone ( I’m Now Sad, Yet Horny)

I hate to see grown ass people with hickees! It’s so 90’s
*********************

Damn so I should erase what I did to Redd Tony’s neck and Man’s inner thigh???

I got my salad tossed last night. He thought he was getting some ass play, little did he know… * in voice of Daywalker * BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Whoooo!

I JUST LEFT THE STAFFING DEPARTMENT AT ROCKMOCKSTAR.COM AND THEY ARE GIVING OUT NICKEL BAGS OF HEROIN TO THE FIRST 25 PEOPLE WHO SIGN UP TO THEIR BLOGSITE….HURRY!

@SYDNEY
“Salad tossing means, uh, well, never mind.”
____________________________________________________________

It’s a way to prepare salad, right?

I mean, what else could it possible mean?

@Sydney=> teehee

@Man

“It’s a way to prepare salad, right?”

Exactly — My date made me a nice salad, and he tossed it. It was very healthy.

go ahead Ms Julips, why you gotta put my name in shit?

Lacombe Redbone ( I’m Now Sad, Yet Horny)

Dapro…
You see me, baby??…cause i can’t!
___________________________________________________

Mos def, it’s like a blind mind having his sight restored

That’s a smile I could get used to

Thank You Brooke … I like being called sexy .. it`s like the opposite of what you would call ‘ FLAVA FLAV ” anytime your eyes see him !

Sydney

@Man

“It’s a way to prepare salad, right?”

Exactly — My date made me a nice salad, and he tossed it. It was very healthy.
________________________________________________

((Covering ears and humming))

Syd

I can’t have you talking like that, you’re a saint and the Virgin Mary!! lol

Tossed salad is healthy…. for your PENIS!

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Redd Tony

go ahead Ms Julips, why you gotta put my name in shit?
————————————————-

EXCUSE ME MR TONY,

WOULD YOU LIKE FOR SOMEONE TO CALL YOU AN AMBULANCE? YOU SEEM TO BE KINDA DISORIENTED AND YOU ARE TALKING TO SOMEONE BUT WHO???

@dapro

“Syd

I can’t have you talking like that, you’re a saint and the Virgin Mary!! lol”

What did I say? I like salads — I like chicken caesar salads, I like garden salads, etc.

*sigh*

See what I mean?

*back into tight a** mode*

LMAO@Oshie

LMAO @ Yoshie

Are you mimicking someone?

Syd

I want you to loosen up but damn I can’t have my big sis making sexual innuendos sh*t mama in the next room ! lol

Bye guys I have a date wit 11 others to see NOTORIOUS in a theathre near you. also I am a new member of Mockrockstar.com check me out lol.

Peace

@Crazy I love you!

@DA PRO

yeah, I see Kobe and the Lakers clash with the Magic. I think Jameer Nelson should be more of a concern for the Lakers, along with Hedo.

Two teams I fear are the Spurs and the Magic. Did you Lebron go down last night? He didn’t play good at all…

I’m really pissed at all my “friends”.

If they were really my friends they would go see Notorious with me and babysit my child too.

@dapro

No, I don’t think I can loosen up on here.

@SYDNEY

I’m a gentleman and I like to occassionally toss salad for some of my dates. I want them to be very healthy.

Sydney

@dapro

No, I don’t think I can loosen up on here.
________________________________________________

Relax but never close the third

@YOSHIE
“I’m really pissed at all my “friends”.

If they were really my friends they would go see Notorious with me and babysit my child too.”
_______________________________________________________

LOL.

REAL LOVE.

I’M SEARCHING FOR A REAL LOVE.

REAL LOVE!

IIIIIIIIIYYIIIYIII’M SEARCHING FOR A REAL LOOOOOOVE!!!

LOL @ Man

@dapro

The “third” what? Eye?

Well, you all can’t say I didn’t try. I did.

man

Ain’t you supposed to be gettin your clit enlarged or something?
———

ugh!!

Man, I just don’t care

@DA PRO

yeah, I see Kobe and the Lakers clash with the Magic. I think Jameer Nelson should be more of a concern for the Lakers, along with Hedo.

Two teams I fear are the Spurs and the Magic. Did you Lebron go down last night? He didn’t play good at all…
__________________________________________________

He was alright, I heard he was partying but it was too damn cold for that

Overall both teams struggled but you got a good look at Rose bruh dude is coming along

i wouldn’t fear the magic just yet. They need a solid 2 guard Petrus ain’t it

Sydney

LOL @ Man

@dapro

The “third” what? Eye?

Well, you all can’t say I didn’t try. I did.
________________________________

My ass.

You remind me of my sister. Stuffy as a thanksgiving turkey.

Syd

Aight, I won’t hate do you……I covering my eyes and ears when you in like that lol

@Yoshie

Ouch. I answered your question, didn’t I?

I’m out

helllloooooooo!!! what is going on everyone??

Relax, Dapro. I’m not saying anything else.

Sydney, what you need is not to be corrupted, but a sense of humor. It will help ease you through life with less agony.

@DA PRO
“He was alright, I heard he was partying but it was too damn cold for that

Overall both teams struggled but you got a good look at Rose bruh dude is coming along

i wouldn’t fear the magic just yet. They need a solid 2 guard Petrus ain’t it”
_____________________________________________________________

LeBron probably had all his money to keep him warm. LOL.

Yeah, I was impressed with SOME of Rose’s plays. I realize it’s early but he did have a lot of bad shots and some turnovers. Also missed two critical free throws but Lebron turned it over the next play to save Rose. I admit, I’m impressed though overall.

I think Orlando is solid. They need some experience and a second low post threat. Rashard Lewis and Hedo aren’t bad for a 2 and 3. J.J. Reddick has been looking better off the bench. Don’t overlook them.

WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

My Triscuit Sister is here!

@ELLE
“Ain’t you supposed to be gettin your clit enlarged or something?
———

ugh!!”
_____________________________________________________________

Yeah…. it’s only a matter of time before you come in here looking for me and missing me when I’m not in a thread.

Only a matter of time.

@Yoshie

“Sydney, what you need is not to be corrupted, but a sense of humor. It will help ease you through life with less agony.”

I have one — It may be different from yours, and we may discuss different things.

Sup err’body!

Syd…whats really good with you? You seem out of sorts…..not quite in sync. I never saw you as tight….you have tact. Whats wrong with that?

I’m out. Oshie have fun at Notorius. Holla at you lata.

Later Sydney, and pay a lil more attention to some of my posts. Just a lil…

Elle, I know you fantasize about my vulgar ass sometimes. it’s ok baby…

Bye Dapro! Be Good Boo!

Hey 12345! What’s going on, babygirl?

@Ill

“I never saw you as tight….you have tact. Whats wrong with that?”

Hey, I don’t know what’s wrong with it, but I guess I must be overlooking something.

Bye Sexi Man!

Hey Ill.! ((waving))

just as plastic as CoCo T… stop being bised… she looks like an alien.

biased*

Hi Yo& Lacombe… im probably sooo late on this, but is everyone going to see notorius?? me and my man are making a romantic night out of it

Sydney

@Yoshie

“Sydney, what you need is not to be corrupted, but a sense of humor. It will help ease you through life with less agony.”

I have one — It may be different from yours, and we may discuss different things.
_________________________________________________

UHGHGHGHHHNNNASNSAONGSRJ;DO VGGSDROBC ,ORJJTRSE

NO you don’t. I’m sorry.

Lacombe you are so pretty.

Just wanted to throw that out there.

@Yoshie

“NO you don’t. I’m sorry.”

Opinions are like (fill in the blank) — Everyone has them.

Now if you have an issue with your sister, or you just plain dislike her, that’s a totally separate issue.

why cant i see anyone’s new gravies?

I wish i could go see Notorius but no one will go with me! My husband hates Big!

12345

Hi Yo& Lacombe… im probably sooo late on this, but is everyone going to see notorius?? me and my man are making a romantic night out of it
—————

ALL OF YOU BE CAREFUL OUT THERE TONIGHT. THE BIGGIE MOVIE WILL DRAW A WHOLE LOT OF YOUNG (AND OLD THUGS FULL OF WEED AND ISH AND READY TO BEEF. RANDOM GUNFIRE CAN BE THE RESULT SOMETIMES!

Have yall noticed its been a really calm day on Bossip?

Me either,12345!

Syd

Nah, you haven’t overlooked anything at all. I mean, some people feel free to discuss any and everything on a public forum. I don’t knock it, but I personally don’t get it. I don’t know, I just figure that intimate details should be reserved for intimate moments….but thats just me. The fact you choose to use discretion in your posts is a good sign that you also do so in general….and that is surely a plus. You stand out on these threads for a reason and not for being “tight”, but for exercising your self dignity. I’m just sayin….for what its worth.

Peace Redd

Calm is good brah. Kind of the theme of my weekend…lol.