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Brazilian Model Instagrams Photos Of Breastfeeding Calves
Via Daily Dot reports:
A model and DJ called Sabrina Boing Boing caused an uproar in her home country of Brazil when NSFW Instagram photos showed her trying to breastfeed a calf. No wonder: You’re supposed to milk cows, not the other way around.
On her Instagram account, Boing Boing wrote, “Teste feito com mamiferos, ate agora todos querem mamaaaaa rs.” Google Translate tells us this roughly equates to “Testing done with mammals, so far everyone wants suck lol.” Gross.
As best we can tell (and forgive us, our Portuguese is rusty), the calf would not latch on to actually breastfeed. Thank goodness for that. Unsurprisingly, some of Boing Boing’s tens of thousands of Twitter and Instagram followers deemed the calf “lucky” and made other icky comments like “very tasty.” Among the less positive comments was one Instagramer called Boing Boing “f**king disgusting.”
Is this Brazilian bird for real??!? Check out more photos of the model doing the Lord’s work next…
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