Get Your Life Together: Rotund Rob Goes H.A.M. On A Female ‘Razzi After She Snaps Shirtless Shots Of His Jelly Belly

Robert Kardashian works on his Fitness in L.A.

SMH… Get it together Chubs! Kimmy Cakes lil chubby lumpkins brother Rob needs to get his loser life together. He’s now accused of hitting a FEMALE photographer and swiping her memory card after she caught him without a shirt on following a workout.

Via ABC reports:

A female photographer told police Wednesday that she was “struck in the face” by Rob Kardashian while taking pictures of him and that he “grabbed her camera and removed the memory card.”

“The paparazzi alleged that while she was photographing Rob Kardashian, he grabbed her camera and removed the memory card. During the struggle, the paparazzi stated that she was struck in the face by Rob Kardashian,” the Beverly Hills Police Department said in a statement obtained by ABCNews.com.

Police said the photographer reported the incident as a robbery around 1 p.m. Wednesday.

“The paparazzi identified the suspect as Rob Kardashian, who fled the location with the memory card,” police said, adding the investigation was ongoing.

Meanwhile Rob is singing a different tune, claiming the shooter trespassed on private property to catch him changing clothes.

Via TMZ reports:

Rob Kardashian stole a photog’s camera memory card Wednesday because she dared to trespass on private property where he was changing his clothes … at least that’s what Rob is telling friends.

TMZ broke the story … Rob manhandled the photog and snatched her camera’s memory card from her. The cops have launched a robbery investigation.

As for why Rob did it … he’s telling people he had just gone to a private, West Hollywood gym owned by famed trainer Gunnar Peterson.

Rob is telling friends he was changing into his gym clothes inside the garage … in an area that is not visible from the street. Rob claims the photog somehow entered the garage — which is caged off to the public — members must get out of their car and enter the code to get inside.

Rob says as he was changing, he noticed the photog inside the garage, snapping pics. It’s unclear how the photog got through the cage.

Someone who manages the gym told TMZ … they train big celebs and the photogs have a custom of waiting on public property to get their shot. That makes sense, because the code to the cage presumably keeps non-members out.

FYI … Rob’s story almost certainly does not create a defense to robbery, but prosecutors may back off if a jury would be inclined to hate the victim.

An eyewitness tells TMZ the photog had actually driven her car inside the garage and was lying in wait when Rob started changing and then suddenly leaned out of the car window to take the pictures.

Rob don’t be so sensitive!

Sounds like he was super shook for them thangs to get out. He must have some pretty embarrassing man tiddays! Do you think Rob was totally out of pocket for mollywhoppin’ the pap? It’s never ok for a man to hit a woman, riiiiight?

We’re glad he’s working out, but in the meantime shouldn’t Rob just take notes from Ricky Rozay and let them thangs rock out?

GSI Media

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