Big Fat Liar: 10 BIGGEST Rick Ross LIES

- By Bossip Staff Categories: CELEBRITY, Entertainment, For Discussion
rickybra In honor of Ricky Ross’ latest enthralling tale surrounding Mollies, date r@pe and a simple "misunderstanding," we compiled a list of the gravy-sweating man-boob model’s most incredible lies, delusions and fairy tales. Here are Rick Ross’ ten BIGGEST lies (and deceptions). Take a look.
rick-ross-rollingstone-embed Rawse describes the act of date r@pe on Rocko’s “U.O.E.N.O.” but says it’s not really r@pe because he never actually said the word “r@pe” in the verse. "Put molly all in her champagne/She ain't even know it/ I took her home and I enjoyed that/She ain't even know it” -- “U.O.E.N.O.” His response to backlash: “I want to make sure this is clear, that woman is the most precious gift known to man. You understand? And there was a misunderstanding with a lyric. A misunderstanding with a lyric, a misinterpretation where the term “r@pe” wasn’t used. I would never use the term “r@pe”, ya know, in my records…” At what point during this verse did we “misunderstand” what’s obvious to anyone familiar with r@pe? A woman was drugged and “enjoyed” by a Hostess snack cake-scented blob. Sounds exactly like “r@pe” to us. Photo credit: Instagram
rick-ross-summer-jam “I’m sellin dope, straight off the iPhone” – “9 Piece” …with Apple’s drug transaction app, right Ricky? Of course you do.
rick-ross-hold-me-back01 Rawse claims that one of the world’s most dangerous men owes HIM favors First, he spit this: “I know Pablo Noriega /The real Noriega, he owe me a hundred favors” (Hustlin) …then said this in an interview: “I don’t know Noriega personally, but I know n*ggas who have met Noriega. I know n*ggas who was in federal prison two, three cells down from Noriega. You know what I’m sayin’?” Ricky truly believes he’s the one-eyed man in the land of the blind.
image2 Rawse lies about Corrections Officer past First, this: “My life is 100% real. These online hackers putting a picture of my face when I was a teenager in high school on other peoples’ body. Fake pictures are created by the fake, meant to entertain the fake.” Then, this: “Yes, it's me. I never tried to hide my past. I put my name inside my CDs. My company has my [Social Security number]. I done been up and I done been down and that's what makes me what I am. Somethin in Ricky’s breast milk ain’t clean.
rick ross “I seen a hundred n*ggas die/I put that on my life, Lord, I wouldn't tell a lie” – “100 Black Coffins” You would think lies taste like lemon pepper wings the way they stay in Ricky’s mouth.
image4 “Riding in the Lotus, Teflon Don/With an ambitious b*tch, lotus flower bomb” – “Keys to the Crib” A Rick Ross-built 5th grader can’t even fit into a Lotus but Rawse slithered into one, comfortably? Impossible. Photo credit: Instagram
image8 “Had a couple seizures, call it minor setbacks” – “I’m A Boss (Remix)” Only in Ricky’s delusion-diseased mind are seizures on an airplane viewed as “minor setbacks.” Nothing about “multiple seizures while 30,000 feet in the air” seems major health concern-ish? Interesting.
rick-ross-hold-me-back Ricky claims MMG Tour was canceled because of ONE promoter, not gang-related threats ONE man—ONE “janky promoter”—held your ENTIRE Tour back, not the GDs (who later shot at you and somehow missed)? Fascinating.
rick-ross-tattoo-646 “I’m not a star, somebody lied/I got a chopper in the car, so don’t make it come alive” – “John” Where was this chopper Ricky speaks of the night his Phantom got swiss-cheesed?
image1 “I pray to God I look my killer in his eyes” – “I’m A Boss” The same fantasy-spewing rapper who canceled an entire tour because of threats and hired a small army for 24-hour protection wants to look his killer in the eyes? If anything, that’s the LAST thing he wants to do.

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