Every artist has their moment before cheers turn into boos and bright lights dim. With hundreds of once popular rappers/singers fighting irrelevancy and only 10 spots, we had to make a Pt. 2 and now a Pt. 3—the finale.
Here are the last ten artists NOBODY cares about anymore. Take a look.
K-Ci & JoJo
There’s nothing but crack particles and sorrow left in the once popular duo’s vocal cords. Recently booed during a London reunion performance, KAY-CEE. JO-JO. JODASSEE (WOO-YEA) are over.
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The greasy immigrant smashed Lauryn Hill into a dark, hopeless place, tore apart The Fugees and blew your YELE donations on a lifetime supply of speedos. Clef and his struggle yodels gotta go.
Bone Thugs & Harmony
Everyone loved Bone’s thuggish ruggish harmonies and will forever have a place for Uncle Charles in our hearts. Iconic Rap group? Yes. Bone comeback…in 2013? HELL no. We have Future now.
The shea buttery-soulstress made quality body butter-application music from ’00-’06 then went missing like “Judy” in “Family Matters.” New Amel Larrieux music in 2013? Nah, we good.
Foxy and her unwanted nana fell all the way off after an impressive run. Somewhat deaf (her claim, not ours) and shaped like a trash bag stuffed with boxes, her career ended 7 Lil Kim faces ago.
Elgin’s baby hairs just don’t sparkle and glisten like they used to. Widely-considered the most well-rounded male R&B artist of his era, we’re not here for new Ginuwine (or TGT) music.
We doubt the “Thug&B” crooner knew his life would be forever changed when he rocked that now infamous Willy-LeRoy Wonka zoot suit in public. Musically-irrelevant, “Jaheim” and “Chocolate factory” are eternally linked.
It’s sad watching a 35-year-old rapper spell his wrongly-spelled name on records in 2013. Ten years ago, it was hot. Now it’s just corny and unnecessary.