Awww Skeet Skeet: New ‘S*menology’ Manual Tells Bartenders How Make Cocktails Using Man Juices

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Manual Features Drink Recipes Using Man Fluids

Going to happy hour after work today? This might change your mind.

via Huffington Post

In his new book “Sem*nology: The S*men Bartender’s Handbook,” author Paul “Fotie” Photenhauer details the benefits of bartending with, you guessed it, human [skeet].

The manual is what Photenhauer describes as “the ultimate handbook for mixologists looking for ingredients that go beyond exotic fruit juices and rare spirits.”

In the book, Photenhauer provides [skeet storage] and flavor enhancement tips, as well as plenty of deliciously titled recipes like the Macho Mojito, the Slightly Saltier Caviar and the Galliano C*m Shot. (We couldn’t make this stuff up.)

But why?

Photenhauer argues that the complexities of skeet could be compared to those in wine or cheese, and that the ingredient adds a special “personal touch.”

“People eat all kinds of weird stuff,” Photenhauer told SF Weekly’s Anna Roth in an interview. “Eggs are the menstruation of chickens. Milk is the mammary excretion from cows. [Skeet] is…at least it’s fresh and you know who the producer is.”

However, in his interview with the Weekly, Photenhauer was sure to cite the precautions.

“I would never eat or drink skeet, cooked or otherwise, from someone I wouldn’t be willing to have sex with,” he said.

Cock-tails anyone??

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