Halle Berry was every Black man’s dream woman until Eric Benet pushed her into a white man’s loving arms. Now she’s preggo at 46 by some French dude (Olivier Martinez, her fiance) who recently broke her other white baby daddy’s face in a fight. Messy? Yes, but worthy of 10 burning questions. Here are ten burning questions about Halle Berry’s random pregnancy at age 46. Take a look.
Is Halle is a swirl casualty? Life was supposed to be easier in “Anything BUT Black men”- Land but now she has 1.3 children by two baby daddies who hate each other. White skin isn’t always the right skin.
Who’s the father? We hope it’s the Frenchmen’s but it could be Morris Chestnut’s who Halle recently co-starred with in “The Call.” Maybe Halle backslid to Black. We ALL have “weak moments.”
Is Iyanla the only person who can fix Halle’s life? DMX barked with the fury of 1000 pitbulls at the life-fixing Goddess and she didn’t flinch. If Iyanla can’t piece Halle back together, no one can.
Did Eric Benet ruin Halle’s life? The barefoot R&B crooner cheated on Halle with every woman he could find and activated her inner-psycho. If anyone is to blame for her insanity-fueled behavior (and “Catwoman” and “X-Men” and her ashy wig in “The Call”), it’s him.
Will Halle’s crazy be passed to the baby? Genes are cruel, shady and completely-unpredictable but there’s a 92.7% chance this baby with be cut from the same strait jacket fabric as his mother.
When did Halle stop caring about her career? Her last 15 or 27 movies have mostly been trash unworthy of a Red Box $1. Hate to say it, but her best role ever may be in “B.A.P.S.”
Can we blame this erratic behavior on her white side? Some people still don’t know Halle is MIXED but that usually explains everything. Yanno, just like how President Obama tucks sports jerseys into his mom jeans. Mixed people problems.
Did “Monster’s Ball” ruin her career? Her life has been in shambles ever since Billy Bob smashed her soul into smithereens in “Monster’s Ball.” Swirl gone terribly wrong.
Does Halle realize she’s nearly 50 and pregnant? At 35+, a woman’s eggs start scrambling in slow motion. Famously-ageless, we hope there aren’t any complications with the baby.