Rappers LOVE exotic women and splashing flavored vodkas on them. The lighter and thicker, the better. Darker skinned women? Visually-worthless in today’s deeply color struck music industry. Here are ten rappers obsessed with exotic, light-skinned or ethnically-ambiguous women. Take a look.
Joe Budden Joey held an exotic runaway mermaid hostage while stalking his Dominican ex. It’s obvious that he and his bedazzled Lieutenant Dan vests are addicted to only light-skinned women. Photo credit: Instagram
Rick Ross Rawse verse topics: 1) exotic (NEVER Black) women playing in his beard and massaging his man-boobs 2) chicken wings 3) luxury cars and clothes he can’t fit into. Every song. In that order.
Future Puerto Rican, Japanese, Ethiopian or yellow-boned immigrants of different races with curly hair to their ankles, Future loves em ALL. Women darker than brown paper bags? That’s what Future DON’T like.
Kanye West Yeezy is a classic example of the socially-awkward cornball-turned-wealthy superstar obsessed with exotic women he was never cool or famous enough to get. “Champagne wishes/30 white b*tches?” Word, Ye?
Androgynou$ Rocky First, this: “…redbones is my new thing” – On Top of the World Then, this: “I feel like with the red lipstick thing it all depends on the pair of complexion. I’m just being for real. You have to be fair skinned to get away with that” – “pretty” rapper with Miss Celie braids who rocks shimmery dresses + timbs. Photo credit: Twitter
T.I. Married to the most visually-unacceptable chick (light, brown or dark) in the game, 60% of Tip Huxtable’s bars are about “ridin roun Atlanna with thick exotic wimmen” who we’re guessing he cheats on Tiny with.
Consequence “Light skin is the right skin” – a once legendary ghostwriter with dusty piano keys as teeth. Photo credit: Instagram