Eddie Murphy Likes Absent Backs

Posted on January 19th, 2009 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Eddie Murphy, News, The Swirl

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Eddie Murphy was kickin it with his posterior-challenged jump-off at Bank Nightclub in Las Vegas last night. Peep more of Eddie getting his swirl on – and Johnny Gill attempting to ‘join in’ when you

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  • http://jcock23@hotmail.com Lite skin Sin

    lol@ johnny gill…..smh

  • Lauren still Bleeds Green-Steelers SUCK

    lol@ posterior challenged…

  • Jewelz

  • Lauren still Bleeds Green-Steelers SUCK

    For some reason, I couldn’t be attracted to Eddie Murpy, just by watching his movies…

    I mean the man LIKES to dress in womenns clothes and he does it good…
    THE KLUMPS, NORBIT, I would be thinking about that grandma fartin @ the table and laughin if Eddie tried to kiss me…eeeeew

  • DR.FUNK

    Eddie,Eddie,EDDEEEEEE! *sighs* Her rack is trynna’ imitate her ass…and girlie ‘aint never seen the inside of a gym.You can do better.I know I can.

  • Ro Ro

    Eddie looks like a womanizing pervert. I hate the tank top and slacks look. Oh gosh…

    Johnnie with those open collars and chains!! These dudes need to hang it up and just go get married on an island somewhere and live together. Cuz ain’t nobody checking for these cornballs.

  • T

    That ass is so flat, that it is concave.

    Eddie and Johnny, sittin’ in a tree,…

  • DR.FUNK

    The Bank is a tight club.Nice layout.

  • elle

    the sisters don’t want eddie anyway..let them have him its only fair

  • Lauren still Bleeds Green-Steelers SUCK

    i guarantee they have 3somes ….

    everynight…

  • Roe ski Love

    The love of money is the root of all evil!

  • FURIOUZ STYLEZ

    WTF IS JOHNNY IS CUTTIN’ IN LIKE A JEALOUS BOYFRIEND FOR?

    …MY BAD HE IS THE JEALOUS BOYFRIEND…HOW-U-DOOIN’ *IN EDDIE’S RASPUTIA VOICE*

  • cali in VA

    And yo, is he getting with a MARRIED pancake ass? Check the pics (and the Adam’s Apple)

  • Nigga Said

    Now thats an ass you can sit a drink on….as long as she’s laying flat on her stomach.

  • Yoshie’s Weekend Madness

    It looks like her ass is trying to run away from his hand.

  • De

    The dates are wrong. Eddie is an April Aries. Where did you get your facts, Bossip?

  • Raquel26

    He’s ugly and a loser…..those white women can HAVE his black ass.

  • ECOUTTADAQC

    looks like eddie & johnny stumbled into the wrong club… johnny looks like he’s saying to eddie,
    johnny: “hey, wait a minute, i thought this was Boyztown??”
    eddie: “yeah, i know, lets just make the best of it for the cameras and dip out later”

    teeheehee :)

  • Shay

    Awww go head Eddie. We’re not worried you’re no loss to us. Just don’t make Johnnie jealous.

  • ECOUTTADAQC

    LMAO @ NIGGASAID’S comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    lord, i almost spit up my green tea!

  • CuDDLz

    EVERYTHING is NOT about BUTTS!!!

  • http://www.stewartsynopsis.com/Site%20Index.htm We "Blacks" Are The Real Hebrew Israelites

    Good luck with that Eddie.

    Next.

  • Moreaces

    So, do the two ladies get to watch, while Eddie and Johnny boy get it on… lol,, to funny,, Eddie come on out boo

  • Kigali (Is working with a full clip of IDEAS)

    @elle,

    “the sisters don’t want eddie anyway..let them have him its only fair”

    Has it ever occured to you that he doesnt want the sisters either?

  • reggie reg

    Eddies birthday is in APRIL.

    (sigh)…niggas.

  • Kigali (Is working with a full clip of IDEAS)

    @Raquel26,

    “He’s ugly and a loser…..those white women can HAVE his black ass.”

    Angry black female.

  • Michelle

    LOL..i forgot all about these two!

  • Michelle

    ok why are you all being racist on MLK day????????? You are some trifling ass bastards..truly disgusting.

  • Kigali (Is working with a full clip of IDEAS)

    @Michelle,

    I believe that black females and their rage arent subject to the same rules as others are in civilized society.

  • Black, Yet Never Incarcerated!

    The goofy looking, flat butt, jelly belly white chick probably gives spectacular head. Probably better than Eddie’s boyfriend. Everybody knows the white girls got the head game on lock.

    Nice backs are good to look at, but they are nowhere as valuable as a nice, warm well-experienced mouth.

  • WhoDat

    Not only is he perpetrating about being straight, he’s perping about his birthday too. His birthday is in April!

  • Yoshie’s Weekend Madness

    One day a woman shall be judged not by the content of the back of her jeans, but by the content of her character. LOL

  • clubstatus

    Eddie is the most successful comedian ever to make it in the movie business. And on the stage, only Richard Pryor can contend when it comes to his popularity in the 80s. Bill Cosby was great…but I’m talking about pure popularity. Eddie’s funny and his money’s hella long…he gets bitches.

  • manster

    sad, sad, sad. Has anyone caught Eddie and Johnny doing the do? Have they stated that they are gay? They seem tight and hang out, so what? I have buddies and we party and chase tail two or three times a month. None of us are gay! I wish i had a buddy with Eddie stacks! If Johnny and Eddie are gay, then why give Gail and Oprah a pass! For a gay man Eddie sure get’s a lot of “snatch”. And don’t give me the ole’ he is just frontin line!! Let people be who they are and live your life, get a man or a woman if you can!

  • http://bossip Ms Keys

    Poor Johnny

  • http://jcock23@hotmail.com Lite skin Sin

    Hey Ms Keys!!!

  • Darkesthourglass

    Not every woman can be stacked in the back like Buffy but her ass is too flat. I could care less who he gets with. What makes Bossip think Eddie’s celebrating his birthday? Everybody knows that he has an April/Aries birthday.

  • Phenomenal Dee (God Bless President Obama, the First Family, and the U.S.A.)

    LOL@ Johnny’s face in the 2nd/3rd thumbnail. He looking like, “okay b**ch, that’s close enough, back them flat cakes off my man!”

  • posy

    @ kigali.do us all a favor and go away self- hating nigga bitch. please.

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re is excited to see Gambit (X-Men)!

    You cannot tell me Eddie Murphy isn’t a bamma.

  • What my granny who say

    Either way you look at it, somebody has been run out of their race.

  • zappy

    You’all know I know some people on the inside. I must admit that I have always been suspect of the Johnny Gill-Eddie Murphy swag. However a friend of mine who is in the know on this one, says Eddie is actually a good person. Wait, hear me out.

    He says Eddie helps EVERYONE out, who he considers his friend and that Johnny living in his guest house is just him (Eddie) helping out a friend. He says Eddie and Johnny are just best friends. The friend also says Eddie is a great dad, who has full custody of his kids and that he is a hands on dad, who homeschools his kids.

    I know, I gave my friend the side eye too.

  • Phenomenal Dee (God Bless President Obama, the First Family, and the U.S.A.)

    LOL@ Zappy! Love the way you defend your point… “wait, hear me out.”

    I believe you… he probably is a very good friend, and I’m sure he loves his children and family to no end. It just looks extremely suspicious when you KNOW Johnny Gill can (or should be able to) afford his own crib!!! Why live in another man’s guest house???

  • Whut??

    Ummm that “chick” has a big ole adam’s apple, she’s cute, but the adam’s apple is there…

  • liliana_sanchez

    blonde chick ass is soooo flat!!!

  • Margo

    Poor Johnnie. Eddie has the biggest closet.

  • DIAMONDCHEERS

    LOL @ Margo

  • zappy

    Phenomenal Dee,

    Why do you think I gave him the side eye?

    I am still not sure about this one. I believe my friend believes what he is saying, but, well……

  • Unkle Ruckus

    I thought Dr. King wanted lil black boys and lil white girls to do the damn thang. Oops, wrong speech.

  • FakeAssHungryHo’s

    uum, if the white girls ass is flat, then what would you call her (Black)friend’s ass in the blue dress? FLAT!! One white and one Black Flat booty Chicks~

  • FakeAssHungryHo’s

    Kigali, he is ugly and a loser in many aspects(non-financial), so why would anyone be enraged over Eddie Murphy? He doesn’t even see his daughter,no matter how she came to be. You need to learn many life lessons, Kigali. I just hope you learn them this lifetime~
    Eddie is a piece of washed up shit and no one wants him, but a groupie, period.

  • FakeAssHungryHo’s

    @ Raquel, I agree, the sistas don’t want his ass~

  • Treasure

    I agree with the rest of the bloggers. Eddie is a DL brotha who is a deab beat father. I don’t find him appealing AT ALL. I hope he is having fun gripping her pancake backs.

  • Treasure

    I don’t find any man attractive who is a deadbeat father and has cut ties with his offspring. He should be ashamed of himself.

  • exotica

    I don’t understand why people can’t leave comments without turning everything into a racial debate. Because Eddie just happens to be photographed with a woman of another race he’s all of a sudden an ugly loser who white girls can have because black women don’t want him anyways. So for the women who wrote comments along those lines, you’re telling me if Eddie and his $300 million tried to come and holler at you he’d still be a loser?

  • Candid Canuck

    @ lite skin sin;

    LMAO @ Jonny Gill … it’s obvious those two are lookin for beards!

    BEARD!

  • The Th3rd

    As soon as i see an eddie murphy picture gangstalicious’s homies over hoes starts playing lol. Seriously Eddie and johnny look like they stank. As usual that club looks like it stank too, what is it in stank looking parties and clubs that attracts Eddie murphy.

  • http://www.stewartsynopsis.com/Site%20Index.htm We "Blacks" Are The Real Hebrew Israelites

    Kigali…do us all a favor and have your tubes tied so my children won’t be cursed with the residual cunty-ness of your genes. Thank you.

  • sepia830

    Eddie to Johnny: Let’s go out tonight and pretend we’re straight.

    Johnny to Eddie: We did that last weekend. Tonight let’s just cuddle on the couch and watch Brokeback Mountain.

    Eddie won. :)

  • http://www.myspace.com/tirayk tiray

    WOW! That’s really flat!
    Honestly, i didn’t think that as ass could be concave!

  • Treasure

    So for the women who wrote comments along those lines, you’re telling me if Eddie and his $300 million tried to come and holler at you he’d still be a loser?
    ——————————————————————————————————

    Who cares about his money. He is on the Down Low and he does not have a relationship with his daughter. Everything was by force. Yes EDDIE IS A LOSER in my opinion and certainly not appealing. He could take his 300 million and give it to the next man or woman. He is Gross.

  • Bohwe

    The most powerful man in the world by 12 am tomorrow is married to an African American woman, he is raising 2 AA little girls, his mother-in-law is AA, so at this point, why are black women upset with a black male that is an entertainer or athlete dating/married or whatever with a nonblack woman? It’s beyond silly at this point.

    I know Obama is a cutie, but the mayor of D.C. wow, I would talk to him, he’s a cutie. Good thing I’m not in D.C., I would be in so much trouble,lol.

  • Scooby Dubious

    You can have an ass like a Percheron. This woman is still young, attractive, blonde, blue-eyed, and buxom. She’s going to rank higher by every standard of beauty but ours, which is already a fringe sensibility.
    Sexual norms had to slump to their current level of wide-spread lewdness before Hottentot rear ends were considered anything but a sign of low intelligence and utter amorality.

  • Ignorance is Contagious

    Why exactly is she a “jump off” because she is dancing with a man? Seriously…what CAN a woman do without being a name of some sort?

  • Kigali (Is working with a full clip of IDEAS)

    @Scooby Dubious,

    “She’s going to rank higher by every standard of beauty but ours, which is already a fringe sensibility.”

    Dont tell black female this. She thinks she is the most coveted woman on planet earth; its just that men of other races are too intimidated to approach her. LOL.

  • Bohwe

    European beauty is ranked at the top, not because it is so, but because white people control the world, and thus, perpuate their beauty as the only beauty in the world. And it goes down from whites, to other races that features are similar to whites. That is why women with European features are deemed as more attractive, even if it isn’t so. I, truly believe that it is more socially conditioned than reality. The minute in the future, another race becomes the dominate race, that race will ultimately place their women as the most beautiful, and the world will agree. Power equates to perception. The only race I fear will continue to have the belief that white is better is black. Black men are more attracted physically, socially attracted to white women and women with Eurocentric features.

    i, truly believe that in the case of Barack, it’s so evident that he’s physically/sexually attracted to his wife, I think because of the environment in which he was raised, his mom (white), pushing Black is Beautiful in him since a early age, but if Obama was the average black man in America he would be drawn to another type of woman. But, his life became a blueprint for his selection for a wife.IMHO

  • big boss

    hope he brought his latex

  • http://bossip Crazy

    Whers Neyo ? Jonny and Eddie Neyo all sittin in a tree kisssing !

  • blackpride09

    he likes them wit no arse so that it can resemble a dude’s arse. that’s why johnny came to interrupt. sht, it may be a dude wit a wig. y’all know how eddie gets down

  • Kigali (Is working with a full clip of IDEAS)

    @Bohwe,

    Thats a load of bullshit. There are cultures and civilizations that are thousands of years older than what we know to be modern Europe. Its ignorant and perhaps even racist to completely discount and/or deny what the Chinese, the Indians, the Mayans, etc. have considered to be beautiful going back thousands and thousands of years before Europe.

    And please define European beauty. Just sounds more like black female self pitying.

  • Jojoba

    Hmmmmm….Kigali smells like a defensive white woman

  • nelly

    who cares who gay ass Eddie Murphy dates he ain’t shit!!! hes a dead beat dad and this poor excuse for man, this butt pirate isnt taking care of his own flesh and blood ..hes trash. he has turned his back on his own daughter acting like mel b “trapped” him no tired ass negro ,nobody told eddie to paint mel b’s walls white if he didn’t wanna be a daddy for the 7th time!!!! he knows how babies are made .. mel b said in so many words how Eddie would have to make some “lifestyle changes” before they could really be where they needed to be in their relationship .. what do you all think she meant when she said that? hes a fudge packer!!! that’s what she meant!!! men coming to there house all hours of the night- yes mel b moved into Eddies home with him and his children by his ex-wife nicole..they were being home schooled together and went on vacation together all the time.. and if people wanna comment on this white girls pancake flat ass so be it!!! this is a gossip website and people are going to talk all kinds of crap if you dont wanna read it dont come here..like i dont give a ish about people like kegali or others like him talking about “european beauty” when “European” woman are carving there asses up at the plastic surgeons office trying to look like black woman!!!! our lips are “real” collagen and lip implants wasnt made for us we are born with our lips we have them naturally!!’ our brown dark skin color is “real” it doesn’t wash off after a few washes in the shower, we don’t go “tanning” tanning salons wasn’t made for the black woman!!! we dont burn our asses up at the beach every summer !!!! fake ass breast implants as a whole black woman have full big breast we don’t need implants, and last but not least “butt implants” the new rage in the white community!!!! black women have never been called “flat ass” that’s what we called white woman when they made fun of our big round asses that they wished they had that’s why “butt implants” have surpassed breast implants and nose jobs in the white community!! we are called “phat ass” which means having a nice shaped round big ass which looks good as hell bare or like $$$$ bucks in jeans a tight a-line skirt !! our skin is smooth and wrinkle free while white skin ages like shit and you all need Botox at 18 i’ve seen white girls with crow’s feet at 19 20 yrs old our black skin doesn’t crack and break like that!!!! so when you say “European standard of beauty” what the hell is that? you all are trying to “look black” or as a lot of you white girls say to each when your going tanning- its time to “look African -American” we black woman never ever wanted to look like a white girl we love the way we look and if a pathetic ass black man wants a white girl the jokes on him !!! that’s no sweat off our brow.. we are the real mccoy while the white woman they want so bad is a cheap ass busted imitation a fake replica of me!!!! black women = real tits,real lips,real brown dark skin color, real ass, and quite to the contrary real hair i don’t wear weaves, perms or a relaxer my hair is real! everytime we have long hair white society will try and pretend its fake hair when half of the time our hair is real while a lot of you white girls walk around with much “weave” or “hair extentions” or “clip-in weaves” a lot of you wear up in your heads but society over looks everything “fake” about you!!! sorry no weave here!!! you’ve been wearing weave long before black woman ever thought about wearing weave!!! and don’t be fooled by “European woman” they are more fake than “American white women” !! that’s where plastic surgery started in Europe!!!!! they are fake as hell from head to toe ,this past summer they just introduced a new type of butt implant to the u.s. that’s suppose to be more “natural looking” and “feeling” to the touch”!! a “fake ass implant supposedly being “more natural” its a damn “butt implant its fake ! believe me there is no such thing as “European standard of beauty” white women are trying to look less white and more “black” not the other way around!!!! your the ones risking death to look like us being cut and sewed up time after time trying to look and be something your not!!! so go ahead with that bull..

  • BlaTino

    no eddie murphy is a looseball who dont take care of his kids and wants any back..that is what he is…. don’t write about this man OR rkelly

  • Well, what can I say?

    He likes slim women, look at Mel B, she has fake titts and no ass neither. WHy is this news worthy?

  • z

    hmm actullay mel b has a frigging HUGE ass. she used to be very conscious of it. and she’s not that slim, shem quite thick. i concur re the fake boobs.

  • z

    the black girl in blue has a perect female figure.

  • z

    perfect

  • A2

    What is with these people? I am not famous or rich, am only 5’9 tall, actually, and I can get far better looking women. I wouldn’t hit on this girl even if I was staring at the bottom of an empty bottle of gin.

  • Invictus

    Eddie has been through too many triflin black hoes let the man be happy for once

  • Ms. T.

    Hey Johnnie Mae!!!

  • PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

    @Black, Yet Never Incarcerated!

    I totally disagree with your biased comment about white girls having the head game on lock. Sounds like you don’t get out much or never seen SUPERHEAD blow Mister Marcus whistle. I think Karrine has the head game on lock. She has taught hoes and porn freaks of all colors how to slob on a d!ck.

  • so obvious

    @Raquel26,

    “He’s ugly and a loser…..those white women can HAVE his black ass.”

    Angry black female
    _________________________________________________
    @ Kigali
    The pot calling the kettle black

  • so obvious

    Kigali, just because you’re mad that Eddie doesnt want you, doesnt mean we all are. How many black men did you scare off, before you became so angry?

  • riri

    Eddie need to stop. He needs to stick with Johnny Gill. His ass is much fatter. lol

  • http://comcast 533

    Johnnie Gill, lookin so gay…

  • http://Bossip luvjons

    Who are they kidding…I wish they wld just say the shhh out loud so they can be out of the closet comfortably..because the world already knows..and who cares that much about either of them to put it on blast…lol..

  • Bz Hunny

    @Invictus What triflin Black Ho’s? He was married, then sleepin wit Mel B- Last I checked neither of them were triflin or ho’s. Get ya facts straight. Dat man is GAY and in denial. Johnny just holdin on till the day Eddie will come out.

  • Carla

    Eddie Murphy hates Black women and I feel sorry for his daughters.

  • Mistah Swirl

    Eddie be booking them blondes yo!

  • dont want people knowin my life

    Keep your hands on the breasts at all times or get a limp dick when reaching for the pancake booty.

    Yuck!

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