Drugs Are Bad M’kay: 10 Things We Learned From “Iyanla Fix My Life”

- By Bossip Staff Categories: CELEBRITY, Drugs Are Bad M'kay, Entertainment
Iyanla-and-DMX “Spiritual development expert”/witch doctor Iyanla Vanzant recently attempted to “fix” stage 5 crackhead DMX during a 90-minute “therapy session” that was both hilarious and uncomfortable. Without proper training or a licensed therapist present, Iyanla failed to reach the drug-damaged rapper (and may have made things worse). Here are ten things we learned from “Iyanla Fix My Life” with DMX.
DMX-Iyanla-Fix-My-Life-580x456 1. DMX loves crack, gray timbs and fertile super-slores more than his own son.
oprah 2. Mother Oprah finally realized that trash TV, negativity and exploitation sells. Positivity? Nope. Photo credit: Instagram
shawty-lo-s-all-my-babies-mamas-canceled-by-oxygen 3. DMX and Shawty Lo are the two most condom-allergic rappers alive. Both have 11 kids.
iyanla-dmx-3 4. Iyanla’s certification to help (and actually treat) broken people/addicts = toilet paper.
dmx mug shot 5. Black is definitely crack-able. Lil Kim, Vivica Fox and DMX proved this.
iyanla-fix-my-life 6. DMX’s son Xavier is cut from the same delicate jean vest fabrics as Joe Budden, J. Cole and Drake.
Iyanla-and-DMX 7. Iyanla is a stone-cold G (who never flinched when X barked at her).
8. DMX speaks fluent cracklish that only Eddie Kane Jr-level druggies understand.
6a00e54f92340888330120a4f7cf57970b 9. Everyone on Twitter is a licensed drug addiction expert. Photo credit: Instagram
DMX 10. There’s no “fixing” Earl Simmons. He and the crack are now one.

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