Celebs need love too and usually look in all the wrong places (and smash the worst possible people). Some actually win (Hovvie Hov & Bey) while others sleep with the enemy until the inevitable split, accidental pregnancy or publicity stunt marriage. Here are ten booed up celebs who could do better. Take a look.
Yandy Smith The “Love & Hip-Hop: NY” star seems so sharp and accomplished but settled for a dope boy facing 15 years in prison named Mandeeeeeceeeeeeesarenthesismononucleosismonistat. At times, it feels like she’s raising him because he behaves like he’s 16. Poor Yandy.
Kanye West Yeezy knocked up the world’s most famous attention-slore then “went missing” like that filthy ex-friend who owes you money. We know he dreamed of having disposable white women someday, but not even Kimmie deserves to be abandoned while preggo.
Kim Kardashian Kimmie got knocked up by a self-obsessed rapper who wears glittery snow creature costumes and feathery masks at concerts. At first, their relationship seemed “magical” until Yeezy stopped coming home.
Mimi Faust She procreated with the undisputed super-heavyweight dirtbag of the universe Steebie J and can’t seem to get off his bus. Somewhat level-headed, she deserves (slightly) better.
Future Rap’s Auto-tune Jesus is currently being used by Avatar-built R&B boo Ciara who NEEDS his golden pen to stay relevant more than he’ll ever need her.
“Boobie” Gibson The Cleveland Cavaliers guard seems like a good dude who married a Ramen noodle-scented hoodrat only good for struggle notes, Twitter beefs and stress.
Cassie Diddy never claims his 100% talentless
hostage boothang and probably never will unless she threatens to run away. A finer, less Dolphin-teethy Kaylin Garcia? Absolutely.
Chris Bosh The super-zesty Miami Heat forward married a known industry skeet receptacle who bounced from rapper bed to rapper bed like Tigger years before their marriage. Pray for Chris.
Ice-T We watched the legendary OG get his heart shattered into a million pieces by his swirly-slore wife Coco who he built from the fake booty cheek-up. Ice deserves better.