What Corny Cats Do To Get Broads

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Nick Cannon is moving right along in his fu*kin for publicity game…from dating Christina Milian to Kim Kardashian to being engaged to Selita Ebanks, now he’s trying to get at Miss USA:

“Last week, he sent her several dozen roses, chocolates and balloons. When she opened her apartment door, the hallway was flooded with stuff, and on each item was a different hand-written note from Nick to her.”

We ain’t mad at Nick, because that is one bad ass track record of women, but damn what is it about this cornball that these broads are falling for. That candy romantic sh*t gets played out real quick.



  • UptownGirl

    Still amazes me that this corny ass gets any shine. Wonders never cease.

  • RU$$


  • RU$$

    Damn it!! 2nd. :)

  • Ttime

    He sure does like them skinny, doesn’t he?

  • Aphatty

    His dick is gonna fall off…

  • cooperinc_6

    Haters….lol. Congratulate the playa people geeks got game too.

  • http://www.myspace.com/msmeka2cute Mz_Magnificent1

    Nick is a loser…such a lame.

  • princessa

    the flowers and candy don’t ever get old

  • Hate Much

    Tis is why tese dudes be comming on here saying that all we as women want are thugs and gangsters, because when we read something lke this we act like are asses wouldn’t melt if a dude did something like that for us. Some guys don’t even think that were worth a big mac, i don’t know why i would act like i don’t appreciate a nice gester like this, anyways, i guess some women don’t know that thier worth more than dinner and a movie.

  • Hate Much

    ^^^May include some spelling and grammer mistakes^^^ LOL.

  • Sammy Pretty

    I don’t mean to sound stereotypically lame but I am one of those masochistic women out for pain (no thugs, though…yuck…wayyyy simple), I guess, because I hate these sappy sort of stuff… People always say that it’s cruel to feel that way, when someone is obviously going to such great lengths for you… I don’t know…it can be self-serving, this sort of thing, wanting to be seen as super romantic… They say these are the nice ones and we’ll miss the water when the well runs dry, but I never have… And, trust me, it’s gotten very dry…this one guy was super sappy and though I never was rude about it, I made it clear that NO NO NO and so when he got drafted he wasn’t rude about driving past me in his new car with his new girlS and honking the horn lol

  • ko

    Nick got Urkel game!!! This guy is so corny its ridiculous. Why is this dude relevant?!!! He can’t rap, he’s not funny and he can’t act (unless you wanna call Underclassmen acting).

  • Anonymous3

    he is real corny….I would not be impressed with the cholocates and flowers after he just got out of a relationship with Selita….

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  • vjhe

    “Hate Much” is absolutely right. Some of you sista’s may need to try some of these “corny” brotha’s who will treat you at least half way decent. I’m not saying Nick Cannon has been an angel, but there are a lot of good brotha’s out there who have been passed up because so many black women won’t even give them the time of day. Just like I believe black men have been brainwashed into desiring the Pamela Anderson type, black women have been brainwashed into desiring the 50 Cent type, and they both try to disguise their brainwashing as a simple “preference”.

    We could use some “corniness” in our community because this “thugged out gangsta” who disrepects women, has done nothing but caused more problems. A lot of these “corny” black men end up with non-black women, then the black women have something to say.

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