Still amazes me that this corny ass gets any shine. Wonders never cease.

1st?

Damn it!! 2nd.

He sure does like them skinny, doesn’t he?

His dick is gonna fall off…

Haters….lol. Congratulate the playa people geeks got game too.

Nick is a loser…such a lame.

the flowers and candy don’t ever get old

Tis is why tese dudes be comming on here saying that all we as women want are thugs and gangsters, because when we read something lke this we act like are asses wouldn’t melt if a dude did something like that for us. Some guys don’t even think that were worth a big mac, i don’t know why i would act like i don’t appreciate a nice gester like this, anyways, i guess some women don’t know that thier worth more than dinner and a movie.

^^^May include some spelling and grammer mistakes^^^ LOL.

I don’t mean to sound stereotypically lame but I am one of those masochistic women out for pain (no thugs, though…yuck…wayyyy simple), I guess, because I hate these sappy sort of stuff… People always say that it’s cruel to feel that way, when someone is obviously going to such great lengths for you… I don’t know…it can be self-serving, this sort of thing, wanting to be seen as super romantic… They say these are the nice ones and we’ll miss the water when the well runs dry, but I never have… And, trust me, it’s gotten very dry…this one guy was super sappy and though I never was rude about it, I made it clear that NO NO NO and so when he got drafted he wasn’t rude about driving past me in his new car with his new girlS and honking the horn lol

Nick got Urkel game!!! This guy is so corny its ridiculous. Why is this dude relevant?!!! He can’t rap, he’s not funny and he can’t act (unless you wanna call Underclassmen acting).

he is real corny….I would not be impressed with the cholocates and flowers after he just got out of a relationship with Selita….

Neexxtt.

http://www.theblackactor.com

“Hate Much” is absolutely right. Some of you sista’s may need to try some of these “corny” brotha’s who will treat you at least half way decent. I’m not saying Nick Cannon has been an angel, but there are a lot of good brotha’s out there who have been passed up because so many black women won’t even give them the time of day. Just like I believe black men have been brainwashed into desiring the Pamela Anderson type, black women have been brainwashed into desiring the 50 Cent type, and they both try to disguise their brainwashing as a simple “preference”.

We could use some “corniness” in our community because this “thugged out gangsta” who disrepects women, has done nothing but caused more problems. A lot of these “corny” black men end up with non-black women, then the black women have something to say.

nick just doin what he gotta do to get what he wants! whats wrong wit dat? corny or not…dude, get money and girls! congratulate!!…don’t hate!!

I’m Al Sharpton and I am still not convinced Nick Cannon has talent, testicals or any women who genuinly care for his brand of corn.

Boycott!

Marquella you look good. Have you ever fallen for a guy that showered you with affection like that?

Hollywood, Hollywood

LAME.DRY.

Wow!! I’ll take a corny dude over a thug any day. Flowers and candy may not be original but I can’t believe anyone would actually trash it. What is a better alternative? How about an open handed smack in the mouth, to show how much you’re loved? Or how about a photo album full of baby mama pictures? That’s always a crowd pleaser. LOL!!

WE are not all brain washed; some people actually appreciate nice gestures. I guess my hubby is corney and I love him to pieces. I have a good friend who is “corny” and some chick dumped him because he played tennis instead of basketball. She’s probably one of these same chicks who claim there are no good men left. They’re there; but some folks are too busy chasing dramatic thugs. Good luck!

He simply moves in on women who are at the infant stages of thier career and popularity and he’s successful at it b/c they are vulnerable and still looking for that next opportunity to advance to the next level so he comes in a cut above them for the time. It seems he has been able to snag hot chics a few notches below him but then {with the exception of Christina Milian} they gain enough notoriety & catapult beyond his star level leaving him to turn to the next hot thing on the come up… I hope they keep stepping right on and over his self-serving ass.

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Nick is that you?

I agree with CubaLinda…that’s his game in a nutshell. But hey whatever works for them!

EXACTLY Cubalinda! Very well put.

Also, I don’t think Ms. America is gonna fall for his game. She is in the early stages of her career, but she’s been mingling with a couple of “A” celebs, so why settle for a corny “C”? Candy and balloons are cute, but that can’t cover up his publicity wanting swag.

ummm….look below the waste (has it ever occured maybe he has some……errrr….. redeeming qualities???? i’m just sayin’ the strongest looking brothers don’t have the goods most of the time….it’s the skinny ones…do your research.

Miss USA is official I read article in Forbes about Nick son is getting paper.

@vjhe

I believe black people would still talk about him. You do not need to act ghetto in order to have the respect from your people. The major consensus on the perception of Nick Cannon is he is faking the funk. Its like white kids from the Valley trying to act ghetto, only difference between them and Nick is his skin color. I mean I am sure he does have some ghetto in him, but he pushes his gangsta swag so much that it just makes him look “corny.” There are plenty of successful famous black men who do not act ghetto who crossover into the hood and mainstream.

Also, all those hood rappers who get sympathy from people on blogs get attacked as well, itt is a double edged sword. While you see a majority of comments that say how corny these dudes are, and how sad they feel for these guys, I don’t think it represents an acurate % of how people feel. This is not exactly a scholarly website, it is a gossip website. So of course people come here to protect their boos and snap at people they do not like.

I as well don’t feel Terrence Howard and Wayne Brady are corny. They may prefer the lighter skin and get attacked for that, but they are all respected in their craft. But with Nick, he is such an easy target. Rapping, acting, producing… don’t get me started

PS, im not dissing corny brothas, or putting thugs over them. This was just a rant specifically on one corny brotha, Nick Cannon.

LOL @Cuba’s disclaimer about not being hi

That’s some serious food for thought though…hmmmmmm

WOW!

Flowers & cards are corny.

I love it. Yall sistas keep ignoring us “corny herb brothas” Same cycle since my mom went to High School. Brothas with their heads in the books who would treat a woman right, get no play ’cause we got no game, don’t wear name brand or walk around with our pants hanging off our butts and got no “swagger”. But you give the cooch up to Omar, Davon & dem. Years later & 5 kids from 5 different daddies now you wanna throw that worn out stank cooch at us cause we own our car, house, have not just a good job but a good career & benefits.

@ TIVO

I AM A WOMAN AND I HAVE TO AGREE WITH THAT ONE. DOGGONE SHAME

I think Nick is cute and respectful and he has his on $ so I think these beautiful women that have dated him maybe wanted some one to treat them right and I guess he did

@ V8splash

Treat them right? First of all, he cheated on Christina Milian. Wanted publicity for dating Paris’ BFF Kim K at the time. Wanted even more publicity after getting engaged to Selita after how many weeks? Looks like he’s trying to stay in the spotlight with Ms. America.

you do notice that he goes for corny ass broads too! he knows what he’s doing!

@ TIVO-

just because a brother is SMART doesnt mean he’s corny! i know alot of smart black men who would consider flowers and candy corny AND played out! how about using all those smarts to do something CREATIVE! instead of the cookie cutter, seen on every sitcom from the 80′s and 90′s, nationwide standard of “romance”???????? when a guy has as much money as nick cannon, BUYING flowers and candy is WACK! thats like yuo’re dating Brian Mcknight and all he does for your anniverseries is sing yu a song! WACK!!!!

I can’t agree with that I married the ‘wack’ dude at 19, here we are 27 yrs later with 4 kids, 2 grown and gone one senior, one 10th grader, all 3 older have scholarships and we own 1 A&W franchise, 1 mcdonalds franchise, a soul food restuarant, a construction co, and a staffing service.

GIVE ME A WACK DUDE ANY DAY HAHAHAHAHAHHHA……

Then Dana, dare to be different and tell him what you want.

OH and he’s 10 yrs older than me, everyone thought I was crazy dealing with him at my age, but bro put me through college, I have a law degree, and everything any woman can want, don’t knock a brother cause he aint fine, just turn off the damn lite.

Hey Serious Sister, you lookin’ for a BACKDOOR MAN? heh, heh, heh.

Please tell me how he is corny?? Because he don’t walk around acting like someone he is not? That is the problem with our black men now. Hating on individuality.He has a successful comedy show, making movies. He is doin his thang and getting pretty girls. So I guess corny is OK to somebody.

Traydayz, I was wondering the same thing. Why do people label him as a geek and a corny nicca? I really don’t know, because I don’t watch a lot from him.

dats what happens when you have some cake.. b*tchez flock to you. dude might be corny but he got money dat makes him look good to brawdz.. yee dig!!!

she is the most beautiful Miss Usa that we’ve ever had! we always get those ugly bleach’d blonde white bimbos. quit hating on nick tyrin to holla.

& stop bashing skinny girls! ppl need to accept all types of woman and quit being to simple minded. accept different types of beauty!

Nick Cannon is straight corn on the cob. I really can’t stand his a$$, but the a$$ that he gets is top notch

What a cold world we live in…

Don’t hate on Nick Cannon… He knows how to be a man and get what he wants…Romance will always work, every woman wants to feel special and he has the paper to make it happen, corny or not! Trust if you could you would. And stop frontin Nick is an attractive dude as well.

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