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A Gallery Of Celebs That We Think Could Be Happy In Swirly Interracial Relationships
In 2013 people are more likely than ever to engage in an interracial relationship. In many communities such practices are still very taboo and can create a fair amount of controversy among the different races, but ultimately we believe that everyone in the world should have a fair shot at love.
Many of us have a plethora of differences that seperate us, skin color, langauge, heritage, but when you look closely there also an abundance of things that make us similar.
Let’s look on the semi-positive side of things and explore what would make these celebrities prime candidates for some serious swirl action.
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Aaliyah And Justin Timberlake
Like we mentioned previously, these two would have been Hollyweird GOLD together. The lily-white soulful pop boy bander, and the princess of hip-hop and R&B? There is no doubt that people of every age and demographic would have been fans of lovebirds like these.
Idris Elba and Charlize Theron
She’s South African, he was born in Africa, they are both beautiful. Can you imagine the babies that they would make?!? We’re sure white men and black women all across the world would be crushed, but hey, love is blind right?
Frank Ocean and Elton John
The bold and slightly weird man lovers could make beautiful music and adopt hungry African children together. Now THAT is an odd future.
Kristen Stewart and Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson
She cheated on her superstar boyfriend with her director and he cheated on his “superstar” reality wife AND beat her up. These dirty dogs deserve each other.
Whoopi Goldberg and Willie Nelson
Piff-puffers unite! We don’t see any reason why these two old heads couldn’t live in hazy harmony before they take that long dirt nap.
Brittney Griner and Amber Heard
Amber Heard recently broke up with her eccentric actor boo Johnny Depp. Being that Amber is an outspoken bi-sexual she might just want to switch it up and get with a strong black wo-man with tender lady parts.
Amanda Bynes and Lil Wayne
Although Amanda claims that her heart belongs to Drizzy Drake, we think that Tunechi would be a far better match for her new “urban” demeanor. Amanda looks like the type of chick who would gladly join Wayne on his fantastic voyages to the hospita’, skateboard shop, and gentlemen’s club. Not to mention that they both appear to be totally immune to sobriety and rationale.
Ray Lewis and Casey Anthony
Ok, ok, ok, Casey Anthony isn’t a celebrity, but she is certainly internationally infamous at this point. If anyone in the world can relate to being persecuted for getting away with murder, it’s Casey. No District Attorney formed against them shall prosper!
Trinidad James and Ke$ha
The cloud of dirt and dust that these two would kick up walking down the street together would closely resemble Charlie Brown’s friend Pig Pen. Ke$ha looks like she bathes in the urine that Trinidad deposits in a plastic bottle next to the bed everynight. This is what it looks like when trailer trash and hip-hop hipster trash unite as one.
Gabourey Sidibe and Rob Kardashian
Let’s not even beat around the bush. Rob and Gabourey would be the Golden Corral buffet tag team champions of the world. Rob could win Gabby’s affection with the utterance of one special sentence: “I brought you some leftovers baby.”
Kerry Rhodes and Jonathan Cheban
Peas in a pod, Kerry NOR Jonathan want to admit their affinity for man meat. We don’t believe either of them, but perhaps together they can strike a mighty blow for the gay community (no pun intended) and come out of the closet together.
Don Lemon and Anderson Cooper
Sometimes when you work in particular field, it’s good to have a partner that truly understands what you go through on a day-to-day basis. Although news anchor Don Lemon came out a couple years ago, Anderson Cooper is still very tight-lipped about whether he is a “bottom” or a “top”. Don just might be able to give him the extra thrusting push he needs to live his truth out loud. We support that 100%.